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We’ve all been there—someone makes an awesome joke, but it’s either too subtle or it has a hidden twist to it that we don’t see. And the joke just goes over our heads, making a very loud ‘woooosh’ sound! However, some people don’t get these jokes to such a degree that their reactions get screenshotted and featured on the massively popular r/woooosh subreddit, an online community of over a million members.

Scroll down to find some of the most ridiculous times people missed the joke so bad, they ended up embarrassing themselves online. Don’t forget to upvote the pics and jokes that made you chuckle the most, Pandas.

If you’re in the mood for some more wonderfully weird ‘wooooshes,’ then we invite you to check out Bored Panda’s earlier articles about r/woooosh when you’re done enjoying this list. You’ll find our previous article here, here, as well as here.

We got in touch with British comedy writer and aspiring pop star Ariane Sherine to have a chat about humor and not getting jokes. Scroll down for Bored Panda's interview with her.

#1

These Subtitles Are Really Immersive

These Subtitles Are Really Immersive

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Mohsie Supposie
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The subtitles are in a different language, duh!

Cip IESAN
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the cars are saying "Vrooom!", not "Zoom!"...

Vicky Z
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah! Zoom must be a translation in a different language😅

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Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's because that year all the cars were Mazdas. Zoom zoom.

DennyS (denzoren)
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I beg to differ...those are clearly instructions for the drivers.

glowworm2
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course they’re subtitles. How else are we going to know what sound a race car makes?

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meanwhile when I watch formula 1 on my TV, when a race car zooms by, it shows "[Music]". I guess TVs really love racing..

Oopsydaisy
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's very funny. Zoom is also such a wonderfully onomatopoeic word.

Mary Peace
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you for using onomatopoeic, I love it.

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similarly
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those aren't subtitles. They're closed captioning for the hearing impaired.

Mazer
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s one of the things I dislike about social media is so many people loving to correct people… “you’re wrong I know more”

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Bored Panda wanted to get comedy writer Ariane's opinion on what it says about us as people if some jokes go over our heads. "Depending on the situation, it either means you’re not privy to knowledge you need to understand the joke, or it just means your brain doesn’t work in the way it needs to in order to understand that particular type of humor," she said.

However, we shouldn't worry because we all miss some jokes some of the time. Nobody's perfect, not even comedy professionals. "Stuff goes over my head occasionally too and I’m a comedian!" Ariane told us.

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    #2

    1918 Netflix

    1918 Netflix

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    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i.. honestly don't know what to say lol

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, ancient Romans and Greeks had cellphones! The proof is that no telephone cables or wires have been recovered in any of the archeological sites up to date.

    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the buffering time was a nightmare, and not subtitles

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that you say it I cant stop seeing a drunk thespian messing up the act and having to be sobered up....

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    MarmotArchivist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you had to pay for the actors food and lodging😒

    J Smythe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sarcasm is becoming a lost art. :(

    Signe Manat Hansen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duh, they had movies in 1918. Obviously sending a telegram to Ye Olde Nettflixe would summon a movie theater to your general location.

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one doesn't count...Conan O'Brien was trolling

    Adam Volček
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When 14yo tries to be able to argue with adults.

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    #3

    Core-Ean

    Core-Ean

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    TahJia Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol i love that he just repeats it

    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! My thoughts exactly, it got even funnier when I read it out loud

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    Chris D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she just had to YELL that. She was so sure of her self.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person is dumb down to the core!

    Ranger Kanootsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I speak Core-ean... guess I'm just built different

    Meridith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nooooo. really? nothing gets passed you eh?

    September
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They use Imperial in the core 😉

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    The comedian isn't sure if our awareness of what's funny is just about exposure to humorous content. "Babies find a lot of things funny, so it’s partly innate," she mused that understanding comedy is a mix of nature and nurture. "But for jokes like puns, you definitely need a firm grasp of language, and for political satire, you of course need an understanding of politics."

    We also touched on whose responsibility it is for the audience to get the joke, the comedian or the listeners. "It really depends on the joke and how it’s told," Ariane said.

    "People can’t be expected to get badly-told jokes where the setup or punchline is mangled, but if the joke’s told well, it’s not necessarily the comic’s fault if another person doesn’t get it. Humor can be quite a niche and individual thing, but if a joke regularly falls flat most comics will drop it from their sets."

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    #4

    Yeah, Why Is She On Them?

    Yeah, Why Is She On Them?

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    M Calad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is funny!...and dark

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still find the joke very disturbing to come from a 10 year old to be honest....

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since kids have to learn about the dangers on the internet, I don't think it's too disturbing to think they're gonna make jokes about it.

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    ERIKA H.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when this girl was going viral. It was always kinda cringe to me, because i felt it was obvious her parents were writing her jokes and exploiting her

    similarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, to be fair, a lot of comedians don't write their own jokes.

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    JoeShmoeDeLaKokomoe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, that was my gut reaction then the joke set in...

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    Kittypanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK if i'm tired or what but i'm not comprehending the joke please help XD

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is 10! if she is dating then every date is committing a crime for dating an underage so they all end up in jail

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    #5

    Clearly, You're Not Smart As You Think You Are

    Clearly, You're Not Smart As You Think You Are

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    Devil's Advocate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, they would need another hydrogen for that, it's just WOOOSH

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    River Webb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they said most people, meaning they probably arent including themselves

    GlipGlop
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me suddenly burst out laughing very loudly at work.... science jokes for the win

    GrrlFriday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Most people are smarter than you think"... NaBrO

    laka puka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well it seems that you cant

    Snorkeldorf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "He" thinks that's so smart. For those not paying attention, check periodic chart. I think it's full of air. But let's agree to lift each other up.

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    #6

    Wdym, Its A Picture Taken Back Then

    Wdym, Its A Picture Taken Back Then

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am face spamming so hard right now.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Palming effing auto correct, I typed palming ffs I need a drink.

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    tuzdayschild
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    35% of Americans can sprout wings and fly. See, I can make up statistics too, it's easy.

    Marcellus II
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's well-known that 87.2% of statistics are just made up on the fly.

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    Oopsydaisy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think yellow might be taking the piss, though.

    Brafne Heiwer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah explain "The Land before Time"! Such a good documentary cannot be ignored.

    Shelley Dawson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually think the illustration and comment was a joke. They're both funny.

    Memere
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The illustration is from the book "Dinotopia". Created by an artist who made up the story to entertain his kids & wound up getting published. There was even a movie & a miniseries on television! https://jamesgurney.com/collections/books

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    Colin Threlfall
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me the responder is joking too...

    Giles McArdell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Painting was a primitive form of photoshop.

    Zoe Vokes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn’t have cameras back then either. 😐

    Mary Peace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No cameras? Not even the old box brownie?

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    Mokayokok
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does the first statement have over 1300 likes?

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    Judging people for their mistakes and feeling embarrassed when we make them ourselves are part and parcel of being a human being. It’s a part of who we are. However, there’s a healthy way to react when someone (including us!) misses the joke entirely.

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    Psychologist and wellbeing consultant Lee Chambers explained to Bored Panda during a previous in-depth interview that people judge others both consciously and automatically. “Comically, we are often told as children not to judge others and have stories shared about how judging others can mean we upset them or lose opportunities to see what really lies behind our perception," he told us.

    #7

    No It’s Blue

    No It’s Blue

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    Sum Guy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a great joke

    Plenty Pineapples
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughed more than I should have, not going to lie...

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    Black Pearl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were saying it came out if the blue and posted orange instead because they're colorblind lol. Sorry if you're being sarcastic or something, I'm really not sure.

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    TyrantrumGogoat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! It came out of the orange!

    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’ve been looking at Trump too much.

    Narwhal Blast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I read "that orange tho" as in what an amazing colour, I love this colour! And I was missing the joke lol

    Juno French
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's supposed to say the diagnosis came out of the blue, or was unexpected, but because they were diagnosed with being colorblind, they put orange, because they can't differentiate colors.

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    #8

    I Know A Fat Guy Who Likes To Grill!

    I Know A Fat Guy Who Likes To Grill!

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is. It definitely is from now on.

    Caffeinated Hedgehog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it's for pregnant women who like to impale Pacman with scissors.

    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No - it's for women expecting their second child only. Very limited customer base.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeahh, that was my thought, too. Also, doesn't work when the age-difference is bigger than say 1 year. VERY limited...

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    Munchkin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hold up why is she pregnant and also has a baby carrier? ma'am the baby is inside you

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile while i see a pair of scissors and Pac-Man along with the fat guy

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fat guys that like to grill! I love it.

    David Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pac-Man on wheels wanting to eat the ghost hiding under a guy’s shirt.

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    #9

    Mews, Mewsment Park

    Mews, Mewsment Park

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    A.J Milne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's speled "idiot" idiot

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just love it when the grammar patrol makes their own human grammar mistakes.

    Carolee Samuda-Bailey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jokes should be shared with special people...not nitwits.

    Jamie Foster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spot the grammar nazi who doesn’t get jokes

    GPZ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's even got quotation marks around the "mews". The stoopidity of some people beyond comprehension.

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    There are a variety of reasons why we might judge someone. "Sometimes, we judge others to feel superior ourselves, finding faults in others, highlighting them, and feeling better about ourselves in the process. Sometimes, we use it to work out where we fit in, recognizing how we want to be, where our aspirations lie, and how we don't want to become," the psychologist revealed.

    "Sometimes, it's in response to our own flaws, and we attack others for what we don't like or don't see into ourselves. And on other occasions, it's to fit into a wider group who judge something or someone, and we conform and perform with the same judgment,” Lee said.

    #10

    I Can’t Believe Da Vinci Would Do Something Like That

    I Can’t Believe Da Vinci Would Do Something Like That

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody knows Leonardo was a turtle.

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, along with his friends Raphael, Donatello & Michaelangelo

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    Jon S.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god, when 3 people keep the joke running and you still don't get it

    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get the joke you f██king moron 😂 😂 😂 😂

    Hunter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, they censor comments like that now?

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    Kishibe Angelo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it says meme right above the photo i thought that was an obvious clue it was a joke

    13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That last comment just really hammered that "WOOSH" home.

    JustAnother Soul
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn’t he go down with the titanic?

    Zophra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think was a joke reply?

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    #11

    Nothing Starts With "N" And Ends With "G"

    Nothing Starts With "N" And Ends With "G"

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    Munchkin
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably copied and pasted off google; also what even is "nutting"

    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my. That one whooshed so hard it broke the sound barrier.

    Darrelle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE your response, it really made me chuckle🥰🤣

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    Ghougle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, What has 4 letters, Never has 5, and Sometimes has 9.

    Luther von Wolfen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of work that went into being wrong.

    Marcellus II
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how that list doesn't include the word 'nothing' [but the city of Nankin in two spellings] puzzled me. And why not a generic solution like Non[a-z]+ing ---- "take any verb's gerund (so -ing) and negate with non- before it".

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    Anita Pickle
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems like it would be really fun to do. See how many people spend effort on it.

    Anna Banana
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello Anita Pickle, I feel like we might be cousins!

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    Ali H M Salehuddin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A similar joke I found sometimes ago. What is the longest English word? Answer: Smiles. It is soo long, the two S's are a mile apart.

    Ranger Kanootsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll admit it: Harshvardhan Verma sure does have dedication.

    Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How in that whole entire list did he not include the word "nothing" seriously

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    #12

    Nope He’s From Star Trek

    Nope He’s From Star Trek

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    River Webb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    most children exposed to fame do end up like this. my sympathies for R2-D2

    Deson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved the mocumentary made a number of years ago detailing R2D2's fame, fall from fame and later resurgence. https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/R2-D2:_Beneath_the_Dome

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    Sum Guy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the rare case when everyone actually got it wrong in someway. star trek was clearly a mistake for the 1st person and I'm pretty sure it's R2-D2 and not R2-2D

    Ethan Lang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That.. that’s the joke.. please be sarcasm.. please let me be the idiot here..

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    Cip IESAN
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't alcohol abuse, alcohol is OK for robots. It drank too much oil, it was overpowered, had a shortcut and slept in the rain.

    Cody
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I remember right R2D2 made a Cameo in the newer Star Trek movies. So technically that reference of R2D2 from Star Trek is correct. Sad to see what's become if him in that right hand picture though.

    DDmaybeandor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen, just because he’s homeless and on drugs, maybe prostituting himself out; that doesn’t give you the right to call R2-D2 a “trash can”.

    DepressedAF
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that guy who called lester an idiot lives in a trash can

    DennyS (denzoren)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How have I never noticed the cables on his feet....I need to rewatch everything.

    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when your addiction to electricity forces you to plug in and juice up.

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    In the psychologist’s view, being judgmental "does have some benefits when used mindfully.” For instance: “It can help us to set goals, find alignment with our values, it can help us to build the self-awareness of others and it can boost our self-esteem.”

    #13

    Right Over The Head Of An Anti-Vaxxer

    Right Over The Head Of An Anti-Vaxxer

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    Ranger Kanootsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every time I see an anti-vaxxer, I get a step closer to losing my sanity

    Leslie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They area special breed of stupid.

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    Regina Regenbogen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love funny ads for funeral homes, even though it's slightly macabre 😅

    Vicky Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The world needs dark humour too otherwise the reality can be too depressing

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    Linds
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For all the non British fellow pandas, 'Dr' Gillian McKeith is a non medically qualified, self proclaimed holistic nutritionist. She faded into obscurity after a less than stellar appearance on 'I'm a celebrity', and re surfacing to peddle covid conspiracy theories. Really not surprised by her tweet ...

    Rohana Wilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't she look at poo and advise the pooper's diet??

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes... He knows what is good for his business.

    the annoying theatre kid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude this truck is so funny tho that's genius

    DennyS (denzoren)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What infuriates me is how they always seem to come up with yet another reason to not get vaccinated.

    Nicole Pasalagua
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sweet, sweet release of death! 🥰 Best reason not to vaccinate! 😏

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    Elliot Fowler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To any one who deosn't understand the truck is advertizing for a funeral home. Don't get vaccinated so that you can die and we get business burying you.

    BasedWang
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    3 years ago

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    this post can be copied and pasted under the photo as no one asked for this explanation

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    HarriMissesScotland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone see the national news last night reporting on Gov. DeathSantis yelling at and telling high school students to remove their masks? Told them it was ridiculous. Hillsborough County FL has the highest covid rate in the country right now. Most of the poor students kept their masks on. The were in Tampa at USF.

    Kishibe Angelo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anti-vaxxers arealready lifes greatest joke

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big payday for the funeral business.

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    #14

    I Mean He Was Trying To Be Helpful

    I Mean He Was Trying To Be Helpful

    USGrantWasTheMan Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still waiting for a straight answer I see....

    Giga Bit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LGTB = LETS GET THIS BREAD

    Gretchen Esquilin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told this exact joke to my husband the other day & he was like, "Really??? Nobody would tell you???" LMAO He's all mine folks! LOL

    DepressedAF
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    q stands for questioning or queer I think

    Júlia Fortes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is questioning. Queer is just a generic term to refer to someone from LGBT+ community, not a gender or sexual orientation specifically

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let’s Get By The Question.

    Shawn Barry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with all the letters that keep getting added, can't we default to 'LGBexpialidocious?

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    #15

    Definitely The Bird Hitching A Ride

    Definitely The Bird Hitching A Ride

    Ash_Dog_Magic12 Report

    Camilo Madrigal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im sad for the humorless childhood you had

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably was raised without dad jokes

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the way he just keeps doubling down with the trolling.

    Danny de Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a jetfish... you can see the air intake at the nose

    Gabrielle Riley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a magic carp-et riiiide, A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOORLD!

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am SAD for HUMANITY" I am sad for your lack of humour

    Erin Eubanks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dude has a foot in his mouth! 🤢

    lara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, I thought that was flying "CARPET." Didn't realize it was a flying carp.

    J Gunn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a person that just waits for reasons to argue on the internet

    13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So am I dear, so am I.

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    What’s more, passing judgment on others can help us make positive social choices. “it's understanding how and why we judge that gives us the ability to use it for our benefits instead of escaping our flaws or pulling others down."

    Meanwhile, if we end up feeling embarrassed because we didn’t get a joke and we’ve responded in a frankly silly way online, it’s important to remember to accept those feelings. Running away from our embarrassment can, later on, morph into shame.

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    #16

    16 Thousand Likes Is A Lot Of Wooshes

    16 Thousand Likes Is A Lot Of Wooshes

    FifunmiThaking Report

    May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jackie Chan does use a double - just not for stunts, but for boring bits, like getting in cars, walking down the street, that sort of thing

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, now I can't tell if You're joking

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish i could use a double for work

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you're looking for is Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker. Trust me I used it once it didn't go well.

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    Hunter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t know John Cena was jacky’s stunt double!

    HarriMissesScotland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love watching Jackie's out-takes. They are hysterical.

    g90814
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chris Hemsworth's double looks more ripped than he is *swoon*

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keanu's double is better looking than Keanu himself!

    Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing, Scarlett Johansson and her double share the same moles!

    JoeShmoeDeLaKokomoe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't makeup great? Unless you were being sarcastic...

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think James was being sarcastic.

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    #17

    "This Is Also A Lie"

    "This Is Also A Lie"

    pthomsen-Tvhf4576 Report

    Munchkin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well obviously he and a minion attached together in an odd accident involving freeze rays, weird hats, 3 little girls, and GRU

    Hunter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to import an obscene amount of unsee juice now.

    April Caron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This explains why they stand so still… they’d topple over if they moved too quickly.

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this picture, by rights, shouldn't exist. it disobeys all universal laws, and must be destroyed.

    Brian bell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I so wish this was true right now...!

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So all those guards outside Buckingham Palace are really Coneheads?

    AGGA Films
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm old enough to remember when this was a Eurostar advert. Now it's a meme. Time flies

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    #18

    I Guess He Won't Be Getting 500k

    I Guess He Won't Be Getting 500k

    DigitalCapes Report

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "There are 3 types of people in this world: Those who know how to count, and those who don't!"

    Nicole Pasalagua
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea what this is supposed to mean.

    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i never knew that 15k times 2 is 30k OMG MY KIFE WAS A LIE /s

    Catarina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This One made me sad....dr robotnik is NOT the worst mathematician....the rest was funny tho

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about that Russian cartographer who drew the map of Russia with Ukraine included.

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm projecting the lady with math problem meme

    Frostfirefox919
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK get 1+1 wrong and you have my vote

    Koenigsegg Jesko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he really was the worst mathematician ever🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    "We spend a lot of time and effort presenting an ideal version of ourselves to other people. When something happens that contrasts with the image we’ve been projecting—when we say or do something that shows we actually aren’t as graceful or as smart as we’d like people to believe—we feel embarrassed," Vanessa Bohns, Associate Professor of Organizational Behavior at Cornell University, told Bored Panda.

    #19

    The Government Controls Everything Stoopit

    The Government Controls Everything Stoopit

    ErickaLydon Report

    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "probably" edited????

    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as someone who now looks and acts like a chicken due to a malfunction in the update, i beg to differ

    lazy panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure it isn't the cow from Twister?

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the cow that jumped (thanks vlacas12) over the moon.

    Lance LaRocque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone could be using a catapult or dropped a cow from a plane. I do not aprove either method but cannot disprove either from the picture.

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the moon? I don't think cows do this on cloudy nights?

    NatureBoy6284
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course they can! I mean, birds are government devices, riiight?

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhh! We're not supposed to talk about that!

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    AmmoniteCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cow jumped over the moon...

    Vlacas12
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the little dog laughed to see such fun, And the Saturday dish went off at a run with the silver Sunday spoon. The round Moon rolled behind the hill as the Sun raised up her head. She hardly believed her fiery eyes; For though it was day, to her surprise they all went back to bed!

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    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, cow yeeting, a fine old tradition!

    Brafne Heiwer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody knows birds aren't real, and that cows are just how the government is trying to explain things in the sky.

    Nathaniel Nganga
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro my man what horrible sad utotoni have you had your sense of ucheshi is none exestent pardon my swahili. 😁😁😁😁

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    #20

    Running Was Invented

    Running Was Invented

    Elitetimeline7 Report

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John Smith? inventing chewing? WRONG. Michael Chewing invented chewing. get that bs outta here

    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! JOHN SMITH INVENTED SMITHING TABLE! GET THAT BS OUTTA HERE

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    Leslie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In “are” DNA LMAOOOO

    Carrie Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget from "are" "pray"... clearly we ran from religion.

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    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "He tried to walk twice at the same time" is pure genius.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know who invented it but it should be banned!😅

    Aaron W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chewing was invented in 10,000BC by John Chewing after he nearly choked while swallowing a wildebeest whole.

    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I used to run from pray as well. Church was difficult when you're a kid.

    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hated church! When I was little I was afraid everyone would think I was marrying my grandmother when we walked down the isle to find our seat !

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    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walk twice at the same time=running...this absolutely made my day!!!!

    Erin Eubanks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just live it when people want to go of on someone online and misspell words are use the wrong wons completely.

    Jingleheimer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, people who believe themselves to be communicating with god are scary, but be safe! Back away slowly, then stroll leisurely away to keep them at ease.

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    #21

    Nothing Gets Past This Person, Not Even Those Sneaky Party Invites

    Nothing Gets Past This Person, Not Even Those Sneaky Party Invites

    FireFlavour Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree with all of you bye everyone

    Sea otter simone/ froggy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a really funny joke i am sad he missed it so far

    RK Barbo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where'd he get a pay phone? I want one!

    Dill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have two... Well, they're my husband's but I'm sure he won't miss them (I know I won't). What are you willing to pay??? Though postage might be a tad painful.

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    greenbean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The picture btw is hilarious.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So does that mean in the 90s you could only take a selfie if the payphone was next to the mirror? I'm just kind of reflecting on that...

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    "Discovering you were wrong about something most everyone else around you has long known to be true is one of those moments. In that moment we learn, 'Wait a minute, maybe I haven’t been presenting the image of being smart or worldly that I thought I was presenting all this time,' which is embarrassing,” she said.

    #22

    Frontside 180

    Frontside 180

    tonyhawk Report

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO imagine if John Cena had to explain why he never clicked photos with his fans.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tony Hawk is famous for being the guy whom people pretend they don't know him.

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love reading about Tony Hawk's experiences regarding (not) getting recognised. They're brilliant.

    Yort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived through the 90s and I wouldn’t recognize Tony Hawk if I saw him

    Anthony Roberts
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    3 years ago

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    I hate Tony Hawk's constant made up humble brag fake stories about himself and getting recognized. Just shut up and fade away.

    Ki Li
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are tons of posts and videos of other people doing this to him.

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    #23

    She Didn’t Understood

    She Didn’t Understood

    JubinJohn Report

    Munchkin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did you block her as well?

    Ashlea Mcleod
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry....I would have to do it too (send the corrected word).

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were you on the cricket pitch when you feelded, or doing craftwork when you felt?

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feelded- That's what you do in baseball right?

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    #24

    Yes, Dorothy

    Yes, Dorothy

    nimeshudawattha99 Report

    𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Realllyyyy? Jesus, I thought that there was a dog there the size of a blueberry!

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would so love to have one. That be so cool to walk around with your teeny tiny frien' sitting in your shirt pocket.

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    Karl Leaning
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pfht, have you never seen jumbo blueberries? I feel a sad for you

    Leslie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, Captain Obvious!

    winterknights
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not eat, might bite back...;-)

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    “One thing that’s interesting about embarrassment is that, for as much as we might experience it as painful in the moment, it’s actually very socially adaptive. Being embarrassed signals to other people that you care about what they think. And that actually draws people in to you,” Vanessa said that there are benefits to showing that you’re embarrassed about a mistake.

    #25

    C'mon, Pet Smart Would've Told You It Was A Ferret

    C'mon, Pet Smart Would've Told You It Was A Ferret

    tangshxcvcbvbn Report

    TyrantrumGogoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well some animals have different accents, like goats. So you never know.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would look more believable, though? It being a joke, or OP being honestly stupid?

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sign adoption papers? Maybe thats the trick...the cat uses sign language not meow

    The Chosen One
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how that's his problem and not the fact that neither ferrets or cats can speak Spanish lmao

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    #26

    Defending Schrödinger’s Cat

    Defending Schrödinger’s Cat

    Dubious_Naysayer Report

    Priscilla Reshell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never liked Schrodinger's cat but then I do like his cat

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no one tortured the cat, cats literally live in boxes

    Basko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mrs Schrodinger asked her husband: "What did you do with the cat? It's half dead!"

    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDOIT! IT'S SCHRÖDINGERS CAT YOU REALLY DONT KNOW?

    JoeShmoeDeLaKokomoe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It isn't that well known. You have to be told and not all science courses bother.

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    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That comic made me laugh too hard. 😂🤣😂

    Sylvia Potts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He never actually put the cat in the box, it was an explanation for his theory

    Tyler Hobson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well we don't need to cut open that person's head to see if they have a brain or not.

    Carrie Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me lol so hard! This comic alone, without the response, just won the day for me.

    Jon Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Sir Terry Pratchett's take on this: 'Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.'

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    #27

    How To Slow

    How To Slow

    Elitetimeline7 Report

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't really take off your skin like that.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow... Life must seem sooooooo long for this person.

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what else slows down time? When you accidentally swat your wireless earbuds into the toilet and watch in horror ad your non-waterproof case releases the waterproof earbuds and all three items falls into the toilet (nothing in there, just water). Then you quickly try and save them by plunging your hand into the cold water and pray to God that the case isn't broken.

    Balthazar Miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know what's weird. it looks like the colossal titan from aot.

    Amy Bullock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it actually does slow down time. Like at work, when the clock won't move, I know damn well someone is planking somewhere

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is where one might say "no s**t Sherlock!"

    Ashley Spurlock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or.. the ✨FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTISTA-✨

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does if he's slightly further from a singularity than you are

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    “So blushing, burying your head in your hands, laughing, acknowledging how embarrassing something was, are all totally healthy ways to react,” she told us.

    “The unhealthy way to react is to pretend you’re not embarrassed, that you didn’t make a mistake, or to get angry. Those things undo the positive effect of embarrassment typically has on other people by conveying insincerity and pushing people away rather than drawing them in.”

    #28

    Oh Wait

    Oh Wait

    Azmatang Report

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm dying to see the comments after this one on this thread. Trauma that'll last for eternity.

    thEBOrdeSTpaNDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can just drag the image into a new tab, then u'll be on the thread

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    TahJia Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *rubs eyebrows* this is why i don't compliment people

    Dave Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have POURr skills its was a clever joke...oh never mind...the amount of people on this thread named missed jokes that are missing the joke also , is to damn high lol this is why I don't compliment people. Sheez

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    Kishibe Angelo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nice pun horrible way the guy took it

    Christina B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would have been perhaps mildly funny and not obnoxious if the response started with 'Latte me guess...'

    Jace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling that it’s not about people not getting the joke (as in ‘stupid’), but about not having enough knowledge about language, spelling and grammar. Maybe the person who reacted to the joke about pouring/pooring thinks that is the right way spell this word. And therefore is insulted bc he doesn’t know the right spelling.

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my experience it's mostly native speakers who mistake homophones for each other because they learn them by speaking first, while the rest of us learn mostly from written words.

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    DepressedAF
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can't believe people are so stupid

    winterknights
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read/understand/comprehend : poor/pour...omg

    Liz-ard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can’t expect something else from a angry, provocative and trolling teenager. 🙄

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    #29

    By Flying Up Obviously???

    By Flying Up Obviously???

    DiavoloExplainsIt Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Submarines fly south for the winter. Migration, a well known fact.

    Vlacas12
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But are they African or European Submarines? The European Submarine migrates seasonally, while the African variety does not.

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect there are more planes underwater than submarines underwater too.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a lie. I used to work the drive-thru at a Subway and those things flew out the window during the lunch rush.

    September
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there were these bugs, back in the 60's, they had a yellow submarine...

    Dani Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With its propellers, obviously 🙄 s/

    oddly_informed_raven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when they sail up to the sun to find the sea of green. obviously.

    UserCompromised
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the tnt cannon I built when I was 7:

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, those little wings that come out near the bow and stern- what else do you think they're for 😉

    Shrikeye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know? -More people have been to Belgium than I have! -Every colour is blue unless it's not!

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    #30

    Hello, I'm Your

    Hello, I'm Your

    Elitetimeline7 Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is kind of a stupid challenge anyway to be honest! I don't even like to be bothered from people i know lol

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked your upper floor textdoor neighbor, the one number up.

    Nicole Pasalagua
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah hah hah hah hah hah! That is hilarious!

    BoredAF
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but how did he/she get his/her number??

    Salty Wild Hair
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have posted "Five replies to this allows me to see your passwords and bank account information. thank you!"

    Shane S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a stupid idea anyway. Don’t do this.

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    Which of these pics and 'wooooshes' did you enjoy looking at and reading the most, dear Pandas? Have you ever had a 'woooosh' moment? Have you ever had a joke go over someone else's head? Share your thoughts with all of us in the comment section at the bottom of this list.

    #31

    He Also Forgot About Canadian And Australian

    He Also Forgot About Canadian And Australian

    More-Engineering-888 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I beg to differ, my American friend who lives here in England for nigh on 20 years is still learning English English.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Two countries separated by a common language"

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as someone who can speak all the above and a different language, i am clearly superior

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Spanish teacher kept failing the girl from Colombia because she kept spelling things wrong, pronouncing things differently. She grew up speaking, and was fluent in, "South American Spanish" which isn't real Spanish... apparently.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been told by a native Spanish speaker there is significant difference in Spanish Spanish and South American Spanish(es). Plural because it varies by south American countries.

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    b i b b l e
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crikey! Mate, 'strayan is a different language for sure! Blimey, I think I'll pop over to the Bottle-O this arvo for a cold one. I've been up to some hard yakka, I think I fair dinkum deserve it.

    Dave P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These languages are as different as Serbia, Croatian and Bosnian.

    SCP 504
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American is its own language though

    J Gunn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Canadian I'd say it is it's own language too. It's aboot the same but a bit different, eh

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    Zanshin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to go to Britain and teach them English, like Henry Higgins. "We're having a right old knees up" Who can understand that?

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English is the parent language. Canadian, American, Australian are all dialects, hell Cockney and Jordy are dialects of English in England. It's a strange and wonderful thing, language... But the point is... that actually learning two different languages, like from different roots, is more difficult than learning a dialect of your native language. Usually... Cockney could be the exception...

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Active American is a language

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    #32

    Discord

    Discord

    Tanango Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm" is "I am", so it is two words. Then yes, there were five words indeed.

    SCamp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are three types of people - those who are good at maths and those who aren’t

    JoeShmoeDeLaKokomoe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are 10 types of people: those who know binary and those who don't.

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    De Gueb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't count the times I fail my maths tests!!

    IcarusOfTheSkywings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, 'I'm' is a contraction, so it technically is five words, just smooshed together a little.

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    #33

    Definitely Left

    Definitely Left

    ScottieBoiJoe Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deffo the right one smells better.

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Na, the left one is less strong, plus it has cinnamon scent

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    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you have to put your phone under water for a minute to activate the smell transmitters...

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's only if you have done the vaccine and have 5g though

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    DogMom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trick question. They both smell like my phone

    TyrantrumGogoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The right has a intriguing smell, while the left certainly makes me think. Just wear a mix of both!

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm finding the mix of the two quite unusual

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that it's the same picture of a left arm...

    Ahmadu Suleiman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Admit it. You did smelled your phone screen 😏

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely; the one he couldn't choose . . . . it has more subtlety!

    Joran Quinten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all are wooshed: it's both a left hand

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    #34

    Wow, Really

    Wow, Really

    DaDiamondGuy Report

    Ga Di
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "hello my deer - nice to meat you"

    Colin Threlfall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's the old deers with zimmer frames you have to watch out for....

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always try to get my wordness right, but sometimes I fail.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that it is a dolphin. poor bastard.

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    #35

    Congratulations, You Didn't Get It

    Congratulations, You Didn't Get It

    johndofghfghgf Report

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    based on what the customer gets away with vs what I get away with I'm gonna say promotion is the right word

    Lydia Languish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Customer is King - which is a huge promotion

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After that you can check if you're eligible to evolve into Karen. They're at the top of the hierarchy.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if you are an a*****e customer it's demoted and not promoted

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the customer is always right so you're fired!

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    #36

    How Tf Does Sgel Stand For That

    How Tf Does Sgel Stand For That

    toasterlunch Report

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its not supposed to make sense thats why its funny

    Ellis Tamura
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is a (satire) Facebook group called Birds Aren't Real.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Media control... Erotic almond...

    juice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or erotic old man! subliminal messaging...

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    Zenypツ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG PEOPLE WITH VACCINES HAVE LEGS TOO!!! THE GOVERNMENT I SEEE A CONNECTION!!!! (joke )

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And PETA stands for Protection Of Domesticated Animals.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no no no no... People Eat Tasty Animals

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Make sense? Oh, what fun is there in making sense?"

    Balthazar Miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S = Everyone G = Is E = Stupid when L = They don't get the joke.

    13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... is this one actually funny?

    Ashlea Mcleod
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it has the same connection as rabbits and tennis.

    David Gripon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm ashamed to admit that I may have fallen for that one too.

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    #37

    This Is Heartbreaking

    This Is Heartbreaking

    CUtORTHA Report

    Zaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's hilarious. Bless their hearts

    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh where in south eastern portion of the United States are you from ? Atlanta here ! :)

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only see 2 signs that just say 'Lobster'!!

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, you would think they would at least have a picture of a lobster

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    Munchkin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well at least the first dude was nice about it

    third molar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joke blindness is a real issue

    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand the first one lmao

    TyrantrumGogoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since they are colorblind they can't see the word red.

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    Lindsey Leigh Phillips
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why i only eat at Dead Lobster. More inclusive and accommodating.

    Catarina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG can't stop laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to give literal thinkers a hug.

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    #38

    F In The Chat For The People In The Old Days

    F In The Chat For The People In The Old Days

    EvanBondz Report

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They never looked at the road anyway.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get anxiety when there's scene in a car and driver and passenger are talking looking at each other. Like for f***s sake keep your eye on the road you dingbat.

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh please, we all know that the world was black and white until colours were invented during the 50's!

    Nilla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born in the black & white times. It was truly amazing when color came!! I'll never forget

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    Suzi Gauthier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece wanted to know why the people in the movie were silver.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were you watching the Wizard of Oz? I suppose the tin man was silver.

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    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved the Calvin and Hobbes comic where Calvin asks his dad about B&W photos and his dad told him that the world became colour in the 1930s but was a bit grainy colour for a while.

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't it be funny if some of these the OP really was the dumb one, and when someone called them out on it they were like "oh sh**... I mean that was a joke... Yeah, that's it,!"

    Edith23
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heard that back in the days there was once an accident because someone could not tell the difference between the dark grey light and the medium dark one, that's why light are colored nowadays.

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people know with traffic lights, red is on top, yellow is in the middle, and green is on the bottom

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are so many people who sigh would believe this... I try to avoid them...

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They knew when to stop or go by the position of the light on the stand, top, middle or bottom.

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    #39

    This Is Quite Offensive

    This Is Quite Offensive

    basketbefore Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vegan's should go back to their own country, we do not want them here.

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, it is a good thing that we eat all those animals that keep eating up all the grass.

    Kai David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In europa, vegetarians are not common. Saying you are vegetarian is polite way to say-too poor to buy meat

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Europa all they eat is krill because its a partially frozen sea orbiting Jupiter.

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    John Topper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone knows humor is powered by meat. A vegan couldn't possibly understand.

    Jeff Diamond
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you tell if someone is a vegan? They'll tell you when they see you.

    GaeFrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god please stop making vegans look horrible

    Flops
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure it isn't god making the vegans look horrible (I'm not meaning the Nevadian variety here).

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    Wistiti
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... when vegans finally accept that plants are just as sophisticated as animals (or more so depending on the plant) - what will they eat?

    Andy Hinds
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you tell a Vegan? You don't; they tell you, within seconds of meeting them.

    BigFootToo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vegans don't care they also kill living things to feed their barbaric eating habits.

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    #40

    Which One?

    Which One?

    Winning-Sonic Report

    Munchkin
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how dare you, maria c. with glasses and without braces lol

    TyrantrumGogoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rumor has it Leslie F with the blonde hair and green eyes has been unfaithful also!

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope all the rest of the bunch are faithful

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with Zac, this time.

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    #41

    This Man Speaks The Deutsch

    This Man Speaks The Deutsch

    RichardsonM24 Report

    September
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously commenter didn't do due fachtenchektirneteinschölen. smh

    Angelar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it's faktennachprüfungslose Internetgutgläubigkeit.

    13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love german. 😂

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    13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hubschrauberpilotenfuhrerschein!

    13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure i missed a few dots and or squiggles. Still the best german word ever.

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    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next, you’re going to try to tell us that, “holdsemfromfloopin” is not “bra” in German either !

    Hugo Raible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The longest German word which was in actual official use until recently was Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz, which translates to something like law for the transfer of beef labeling supervision tasks.

    Kassiopeia
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Mrs S
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Farfegnugen

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    #42

    You Can't See Me

    You Can't See Me

    dbicvbcvbcvb Report

    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Great Elements of the Wo-o-sh- TUNGSTEN OXYGEN OXYGEN OXYGEN SULFUR HYDROGEN

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    Rangel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a bit far, mate. Not everyone knows or cares who John Cena is.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's the third picture?

    J Gund
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John Cena. His catchphrase when wrestling was, "You can't see me."

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    NatureBoy6284
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the meme? I don't see it

    deadinside
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok but they were trying to help the first time at least

    Noel Calvert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was worth logging in to comment. Funny ass s**t!

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    #43

    Your Mind Tricks Don't Work On Me

    Your Mind Tricks Don't Work On Me

    urzyreaea Report

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad they didn't, I didn't recognize that person and needed the joke explained. :)

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I am that annoying when I play the "well, actually..." guy? Oh... Big self-awareness moment...

    Dill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people have these moments! Just some people have a more literal mind-set than others. My mother said to me 'you have a literal mind' once. I was outraged - thought she said 'you have a little mind'. Oops.

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    Antz Online
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Throw me a frickin' bone here."

    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    go away. we don't believe ur BS dark green

    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still laugh at the thought Tem was actually so many people.

    Chris D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a fun guy at a party

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clones gotta come from somewhere, babe.

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    #44

    He Really Think He Did Something

    He Really Think He Did Something

    Worickorell Report

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Captain America isn't real, and Santa didn't bring me the Ps5. Pfft! Some people!

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Captain America isn't real but captain obvious is real and is here

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    Oerff On Tour
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Captain America does not exist. Captain Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 on the other hand *does*

    hi myself
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I must correct you on one thing. Captain America IS real!

    Brian bell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course he is! Duh! He just ripped the guys door off... that's not photoshopped!

    Sofia Gonzalez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shut your mouth! Captain America is most certainly real!!!

    ADDee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say what now? Don’t tell me he’s not a captain!

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you have really shattered me - I love him so!

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    #45

    It’s An Ifunnier, So Go Ahead And Hate On Him

    It’s An Ifunnier, So Go Ahead And Hate On Him

    dfvgdthyjnhjkjfjmjkg Report

    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Autistic? Dude,......

    Priscilla Reshell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people think autism equals stupid?

    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, those who are on the autism spectrum are not dumb, dumb-@ss

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re right, autistic people aren’t stupid. That was not cool.

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    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    💙🥰 that person isn't worthy of your thoughts. Don't let dbags like that into your head.

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    Chin-sun Ming
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I punch him her whatever the fudge they are can I? Just can I?

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Owch ... that was a bit unnecessary...

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa, that was uncalled for.

    deadinside
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *definitely, please don't make us look dumb in a thread with a comment about us being dumb

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    13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you read something that triggers feelings of hatred on a visceral level.

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    #46

    Wtf Look At Them All !

    Wtf Look At Them All !

    Elitetimeline7 Report

    Parthania Dawson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original joke is both funny and kinda messed up.

    HarriMissesScotland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he could be related to the Florida woman who was caught having sex with her pit-bull in her front yard.

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    Cath poop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to abort a dog pregnancy made me nearly pee myself!

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that is the least concerning search in this pic...

    Ethan Lang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that may be the joke, but who knows 🤫

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    Corgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole story you could create with this: a boy got a dog pregnant, she refused to have an abortion and sent all 7 of her brothers after him when he kept harrassing her about it, so now he has to tell his parents about it

    thEBOrdeSTpaNDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My personal fav is 'sherif mekawy ezay 7abtny'

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your bro has needed parents long before this!

    Marc Lauzon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "sherif mekawy ezay 7abtny". Dude been cheating the cat and the cat looked up assassin for hire

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    #47

    Apologies For Being On Instagram

    Apologies For Being On Instagram

    JackelynDuarte Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Queen of the UK, queen of Jamaica, queen of Belize, queen of Australia, queen of Canada...

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, it WAS all the same dude...

    ohjojo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Queen of Aruba Jamaica

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...oh I want to take ya .... Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama....

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look carefully douche canoe there are subtle differences - bet you can't find Waldo either!

    Salty Wild Hair
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the real world, the ancient statues were painted at one time. Someone painted a few of them, but the public hated it and said they were gaudy. So the all remain without paint now and many people think its a racist thing.

    Corgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do get the joke, but the people of Turkey, Spain and Egypt aren't white 🤣

    Ece Cenker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was born in Italica (Seville in modern-day Spain), and I am sure he was not marble white in any case.

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    #48

    I’d Like A Tornado

    I’d Like A Tornado

    connor_wx , ven0ph Report

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All you need is an Oklahoma trailer park and a Karen complaining its too dry. Its the American version of Prospero from "The Tempest".

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    September
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You haven't had a 2 year old that snuck into caffinated beverages at a backyard party. FEMA wasn't any help there either

    Yvette Desmarais
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandparent plan: fill them up with sugar and send them home.

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    April Caron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one panicked by this photo? Run to shelter, Mema! Run!

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure Amazon carries them but you have to pick them up since the box is too small,

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you tried ordering it from eBay or Amazon? Or used one from Craigslist.

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sure you can! just... move a little closer...

    Ashlea Mcleod
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people just have so many brains, they need a lobotomy to keep from oozing intelligence all over.

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he got her one the proof is there

    Kimberly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mema looks so happy with her 'nader!

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    #49

    Sorry It's On Instagram

    Sorry It's On Instagram

    pTERtuTi Report

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Supposed to be for disabled people

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being hugely fat counts you as disabled these days

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    similarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, people can become very overweight through their own actions and choices. People can also become overweight from certain illnesses, diseases and conditions over which they have no control. People can also become overweight from disabilities. It can become a really difficult cycle: being disabled and in pain can lead to severe depression, which can also make it very difficult to care about things like weight. Let's go a bit easy on the judgment. Not everybody can walk off the weight or shrug off pain.

    Cath poop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one knows the medical history of these people, you just see fat and assume they're lazy. These people are just out trying to enjoy life like the rest of us, let people live and keep your eyes on your own paper.

    Marc Lauzon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For over weight people? Four overweight people? Forever eight peephole?

    Edith23
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You haven't lived life until you almost got run over by one of those at Disney world! Litterally feels like being part of Wall-e!

    Zanshin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not just Disneyland, but all of America.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://youtu.be/9X3OPftLhaM

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    #50

    It's Just A Picture You Dumbass

    It's Just A Picture You Dumbass

    trenchman_ Report

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two of my last few brain cells died trying to understand the user name

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't notice i read your comment and now I've lost my cells too because of you DUN DUN!!

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    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie, that is actually hilarious.

    Lady Goldberry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr Bean looks good with a long beard.

    similarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have synesthesia. His music is orange.

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    #51

    Star Wars Fans At Their Finest

    Star Wars Fans At Their Finest

    AcanthaceaePhysical4 Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact : before writing A Christmas Carol, Dickhens had never read A Christmas Carol.

    MarmotArchivist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only that, but he also didn't read any of the books beforehand. Talk about beeing underprepared.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mark Hamill had never seen a Star Wars movie before starring in one either.

    #52

    I Was Dumb To Assume That People On Facebook Had A Sense Of Humor

    I Was Dumb To Assume That People On Facebook Had A Sense Of Humor

    Menardoyt Report

    Lispel- Lotte
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of appreciating the miracle of a speaking cat we are correcting its grammar. Poor world.

    13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! I'd be stoked if my cat was capable of this level of self affirmation.

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    April Caron
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some hoomans is dumb.

    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you don't know how hard it can be to learn a second language...I would like to see how well you people speak cat

    Leslie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone never watched Stuart Smalley!

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    #53

    No Suck Playing For This Guy

    No Suck Playing For This Guy

    moralpomposity Report

    #54

    I Seen A Old Man Getting

    I Seen A Old Man Getting

    Elitetimeline7 Report

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is basically my mom trying to understand a meme

    TahJia Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm picturing this & laughing so hard. poor fictional old man😂

    #55

    How Could You Forget This

    How Could You Forget This

    WhileApprehensive967 Report

    Sweetie Cake🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anybody else take a second to see what the joke was in the photo??- i think i need help 😂

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can - months or years later - still hear their brain working, as they think they've spotted something which will give them a killer comment!

    #56

    People Dumb

    People Dumb

    KNAC_YT Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the sun does not turn off at night then how come we don't see it?

    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, a common mistake - We see the sun at night, it's just in energy saver mode refered to as "moon". No need to keep the light on if everybody is asleep

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    April Caron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: This post was created by a flat earther who was being serious. 😂

    Johnny Rodriguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The moon is the backside of the sun..

    ohjojo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the sun is the front side of the moon

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    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if they use their super-secret ninja-kittykat attack technique

    Sabrina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asian: Good night, the sun has gone to bed. American: Good morning, the sun wakes up. Asian: What? Does the sun abandons us?

    Stephen Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can prove the sun is still on at night, just dig a deep hole in our flat Earth and you will see the sun is lighting up the underside of our ground.

    #57

    But Seriously Where Does The Water Come From?

    But Seriously Where Does The Water Come From?

    Elitetimeline7 Report

    Chris Kane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a humidifier and a dehumidifier, you CAN wirelessly transmit water.

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can transmit air with my fan's remote control.

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    #58

    You Can’t See Me

    You Can’t See Me

    Sins0fTheFather Report

    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, first of all THAT AIN'T JOHN CENA, I think it's Jon Xhina. And Second of all JOHN CENA IS A HUMAN LOL, IT'S NOT "IT" IT'S "HE"

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    That's not a joke, that's being stupid.

    Logic and Reason
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making a joke and being stupid aren’t even close to mutually exclusive.

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    #59

    There Was An Attempt To Understand The Humor

    There Was An Attempt To Understand The Humor

    Arachnid-Person Report

    #60

    I Don’t Know Man I Think It Looks Pretty Real

    I Don’t Know Man I Think It Looks Pretty Real

    nimeshudawattha99 Report

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone knows the sky changes colour in a rectangle shape when UFO is around

    TyrantrumGogoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when people are so oblivious! How are they going to say this is photoshop! It's like they've never seen a real ship I tell ya!

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    #61

    Kid Named Ency

    Kid Named Ency

    Elitetimeline7 Report

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just annoyed by "Whomst".

    deadinside
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna name my kid ency now /j

    malenchki
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    #62

    A Reddit User Thought People Really Thought People Confused Mt Everest With A Nuclear Bomb Attack

    A Reddit User Thought People Really Thought People Confused Mt Everest With A Nuclear Bomb Attack

    Elitetimeline7 Report

    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rofl "educate yourself."

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we drop mount everest on a certain orange skinned moron?

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do believe that "educate yourself" is code for "I'm a loudmouthed f*****t"

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is like banana for scale, but with the tallest mountain of the world instead of a fruit.

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it wasn't weaponized then why is it on the chart?

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #63

    Dogs Must Think

    Dogs Must Think

    Elitetimeline7 Report

    Anita Pickle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learn says the person who wrote "buy food their with"

    Ryan-James O'Driscoll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain autocorrected the sentence so that took me a moment

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow... He just explained the principle of trade to an imaginary dog...

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably because he's got his head up his chuffer

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    TyrantrumGogoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never thought about it like that before.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh, tell it to the dog...

    SCP 504
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the dog knows that how? I don’t think we teach our pets economics, or stores for that matter

    Per-Ole Sjuve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sat my cat down at an early age, and really explained it to him. Took an evening but I think he got the gist of it. :)

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would argue that earning money is harder than hunting!

    Kai David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently this person never went shopping at the grocery mart on the first of the month

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    #64

    All My Homies Hate Will

    All My Homies Hate Will

    ostrichboio Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do lumberjacks always shout for their mate Tim Burr?

    Ghougle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you shoot at a legal document that spells out your wishes regarding the care of your children, as well as the distribution of your assets after your death?

    Leslie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deck the Halls! “What did Tom T Hall ever do you you?”

    April Caron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when people yell at me when the lift doors are closing, “Hold the Ella Vader!” Who is Ella and why would I hold her?

    cj be like
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they always shout to this guy Reddy when they're shooting people. 'Reddy...aim...fire!'

    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Commander Riker. Everyone is shooting at him.

    KDS
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember watching Independence Day and they said fire at will I thought man ,Will Smith need to get out of the way.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother had a friend named Will. When someone shouted "fire at will" during a movie scene, he stood up and shouted "DON'T!"

    Chris D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, someone is telling Will that she has an iron.

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    #65

    That Won’t Kill You

    That Won’t Kill You

    jshirley_ Report

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're so sure try gulping all those at once; you'll prolly end up choking to the afterlife. But, hey! tHaT wOn'T kIlL yOu.

    Queserasera423
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to go to the ER when I was 4 for eating a bottle of Flintstones. The iron in chewables (not in gummies) is dangerous in high amounts.

    Leslie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might give you Bedrock Bugs tho....

    Scipio Africanus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It won’t kill him but it will make him so powerful there will be no more world

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it won't kill you but you may get the urge to start your car running your with your feet

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure a lady did something like this with raspberry gummies on Chubbyemu's youtube channel, and it didn't go well for her. (Chubbyemu is a Dr that reviews strange medical cases, usually where people ingest weird stuff and end up in the ER)

    I I
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you could choke on them

    Chris Zaydel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In theory, it could be done. Too much iron or vitamin A can cause serious problems, including death. I would have to be a ton, as your body would be trying to get rid of it at the same time, violently.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure vitamin toxicity is a thing. Not sure if that's a high enough dose, but it can happen

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    #66

    Hmm Ohk!

    Hmm Ohk!

    itshimstarwarrior Report

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you really shouldn't use vaseline for that.

    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what kind of store doesn't have real lube

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so ... he wants people to rather assume he's using it as a toy?

    Dyson Fey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello! Humor just called. It wants to speak to you

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    Elliebean13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your vegan you also don’t eat dairy or animal products. Vaseline is not vegan because it is tested on animals.

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    #67

    Man Twitter Makes Me Feel So Stupid Sometimes

    Man Twitter Makes Me Feel So Stupid Sometimes

    721936282 Report

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, this picture is true as my cat was next to the camera man as this scene was being recorded and he came home and told me.

    KitFrey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah my nonexistent pet snail also was there but it took him 3 months to get back

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    #68

    Bro It's A Meme

    Bro It's A Meme

    _aaskk_ Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so a computer rubs its ass over another computer? talk about naughty

    Chris D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On his 'fact' a computer cannot 'randomly' generate anything. It is given a set of rules, and within those rules, selects from a list of characters. You fart nugget.

    #69

    He's A Genius

    He's A Genius

    ChristinFerris Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marshal Mathers was Eminem's grandfather. Eminem is Marshal Mathers III.

    #70

    Dave Grohl Should Create His Own Band

    Dave Grohl Should Create His Own Band

    uV1EGAS__ Report

    Johnny Rodriguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 'unplugged'-concert is a masterpeace..

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely agree. I can not imagine growing up in the '90's without this and pearl jams ten and weezers blue album as the soundtrack to growing up. And holes pretty on the inside.

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    Lydia Languish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He also would look better with some mustache!

    #71

    Good Lord

    Good Lord

    fugazi-stugotz Report

    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, WHO needs to go back to school?

    Dyson Fey
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah the World Health Organization should go back to school. I wish they'd quit changing their minds on what is or isn't safe

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    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In their defence, I'm pretty sure basketball players get injured occasionally, and HIV can be transmitted through blood contact so...

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are right. There is a law introduced in the NBA right after Magic Johnson declared that he was infected stating that a bleeding player cannot step on the court. They have to stop the bleeding first. It was nicknamed the Magic Johnson rule!

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    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is so very much wrong with all of this my brain gave up and fell out of my ear.

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Magic Johnson has "full blown" AIDS, not HIV. HIV is not transmitted through the air or non sexual/ trauma contact (swapping blood/ semen). AIDS occurs after 3 or more comorbidities occur in a patient with HIV and their T cells drop. This does not happen when detected early and treatment is started and adhered to however there is not vaccine for it (but there is Truvia for PreP). Covid is highly transmittable through the air kills much quicker and has a vaccine for. NBA allowed Magic Johnson to play while he had AIDS (completely under control with normal white cell and t cells counts) but won't allow Kyrie Irving to play because he won't get the Covid vax.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But, if it can't... What's the problem? -Well... erm... I mean... Bill Gates' microchips!!! Big pharma!!! Didier Raoult!!!"

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    #72

    Context, Teller Never Speaks During Performance

    Context, Teller Never Speaks During Performance

    rocket_racoon99 Report

    Cody
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw their act as a kid when my family went on a trip to Vegas. Seeing them on TV, I always thought that Teller was super short. After the show you could go up an meet them and shake their hands, and that's when I realized Teller is just a normal sized dude and Penn is a freaking giant.

    John C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the same experience! LOL I just found the poker chip I had them sign 2 days ago, too!

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    Priscilla Reshell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still don't know what he sounds like

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They made a Masterclass, and Teller speaks in the first episode. Rocked me to my core XD.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Sean Penn is a great actor too.

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    #73

    Yes Of Course Silly, And Airports Also Existed Back Then

    Yes Of Course Silly, And Airports Also Existed Back Then

    nathie_333 Report

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Here's your ticket" is the new "here's your sign."

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Einstein lived in the modern era, so yes.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "the problem with inspirational b******t quotes on the internet is you can never really know if it is true or not", Louis XIV.

    Munchkin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it pains me knowing I have to wait so many more years until I can use this quote when I graduate

    #74

    Oh Damn Sorry Didn’t Realize

    Oh Damn Sorry Didn’t Realize

    codedreamz Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was too high to notice.

    #75

    Niantic Isn't Trying To Get Their Players Killed?

    Niantic Isn't Trying To Get Their Players Killed?

    T900Kassem Report

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta catch 'em all before they're all shot or blown away.

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Alditekim- but what about the tornado

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    CelticElff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But apparently the tornado is okay?

    Chris D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But did Nintendo know about the tornado?

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either that or they're still in on the plot to DESTROY THE EVIL POWER!

    #76

    Keyboards Were Invented In 1868

    Keyboards Were Invented In 1868

    Express-Librarian833 Report

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the side note, that’s so cool, I want it!!

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell yes, I'd love a gaming typewriter!

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    Sareaesque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chromatic typewriter created by artist Tyree Callahan in 1937

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinks, how many colours of nail polish do I have....

    September
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We might walk over the same dirt, but we obviously live in different worlds.

    #78

    Vikings Covered Their Roofs In Grass

    Vikings Covered Their Roofs In Grass

    Elitetimeline7 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it came to mow the grass the Vikings would just fly their helicopters upside down.

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s true I read it on the internet the pilots horns used to get stuck in the roof of the heilcoptdr

    #79

    Small Talk

    Small Talk

    Elitetimeline7 Report

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'M WHISPERING, NOT YELLING...

    #80

    F.o.r.t.n.i.t.e

    F.o.r.t.n.i.t.e

    ekbuland Report

    Dyson Fey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This IS what Fortnite stands for 😂😂😂

    existn't
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me being that one guy in the squad who cant build or edit

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feveryone ois rbetter texcept nyour ithree trandom esquadmates

    Anggi Angkasa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be applied to every moba, FPS or every games that needed you to group with n00b players

    #81

    Right Over The Head

    Right Over The Head

    solexmc Report

    Munchkin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AI argument... anyone have popcorn?

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    #83

    Oh Really

    Oh Really

    MendySmallwood Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Americans grabbing their flashlights along with the pitchforks and clubs.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not "Europeans" but "basically everyone except Americans because you can't measure freedom with metres and celcius does not get you to the moon or some s**t"... I admit it might be a little too long, though.

    moose man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a michigander this makes me mad

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    European here; don't you Americans know we call them Yeti's so that exact mistake is never made . . . again :-(

    #84

    Thank God I'm A Scorpion And Not An Asparagus

    Thank God I'm A Scorpion And Not An Asparagus

    stocvxcv Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a typical asparagus reaction.

    Insono
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I snorted, that's hilarious

    #85

    Fact Checker

    Fact Checker

    Rebuildingz Report

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no unfortunately it's 100% believable.

    Leslie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disney would do it in a heartbeat!

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, look up AM2R. Someone did remake of a nintendo game from 1991 and got in trouble over a series that was all but abandoned. Also it was always a free download so no money was made off it

    #86

    This Had To Be There

    This Had To Be There

    yamheisenberg Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, they do look similar! But the one on the left look a bit older!

    Chris D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Foo Fighters, David Lettermans favorite band.

    #87

    5 Foot 12

    5 Foot 12

    Aware_View_2381 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a similar fashion I turned 30-10 last year.

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why women park three inches from the curb. Guys have them convinced it's eight inches

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6 foot sound tall, but 5'12"? They probably won't let you in on rides at amusement park.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use the metre! Join us on the light side of measurement!

    #89

    Programming Humor Irl

    Programming Humor Irl

    J_S_artboy Report

    #90

    The Commentator Felt Compelled To Make It Very Clear

    The Commentator Felt Compelled To Make It Very Clear

    Elitetimeline7 Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would try to make it, but I'm a bit rubbish so I'd probably get it right

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    #91

    I Discovered This On A Random Poll

    I Discovered This On A Random Poll

    PrinceSamMusic Report

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely it's true. Politicians only ever tell the truth

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    October 12, 1776. I turned 245 recently.

    #92

    You Hurt My Brain Alot

    You Hurt My Brain Alot

    Routine-Cost9245 Report

    Bill cipher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only ogs remember villager news

    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good grief, the stupidity is one thing, but when the spelling errors extend to the title, it's very hard to cope.

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    #93

    Idk What To Put Here

    Idk What To Put Here

    Significant_Line_896 Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can guess your age. All I need to know is when you were born.

    #94

    They Don't?

    They Don't?

    z0mbieG3nocide Report

    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, sharks can technically drown if they stop moving

    John C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wouldn't that be suffocate? just like if we deprived you of oxygen while on land?

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    Little Phoenix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did he put the whales on the ark?

    Hugo Raible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you put a saltwater fish in fresh water or vice versa, they won't be really happy, though....

    Camilo Madrigal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But in the bible ot says that debris killed all fish in the water

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    #95

    Really Went Over That Guy's Head. Am I Right?

    Really Went Over That Guy's Head. Am I Right?

    MadArtz15 Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And what is a galaxy? -A big bunch of... -Yes? -Of... -Of what? -Of stars... -Halleluijah!"

    #96

    He Saw John Cena, But At What Cost?

    He Saw John Cena, But At What Cost?

    Tomsta17 Report

    Helenium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get the john cena jokes. I’m uk

    Chris Kane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His WWE catch-phrase was you can't see me.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do some people make jokes about Cena being invisible? Is it an inside joke or some s**t?

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His catch phrase from when he was a wrestler was "you can't see me".

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    #97

    He’d Get Fired You Idiots

    He’d Get Fired You Idiots

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    Dillon Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone told me to kill myself and burn in hell and I accidentally said you too and now we are having a very pleasant burning in hell together

    #98

    Average Elon Musk Enjoyer

    Average Elon Musk Enjoyer

    Player9050 Report

    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya. I hate that he just provided the entire server system and satellites to completely give Ukraine broadband internet that can’t be sabotaged and did it in a matter of hours. D**k move!!! It’s almost as bad as rescuing NASA and the space program and spending the last five days preparing to evacuate people from ISS and intercepting the station should it come to that. Instead of making money and participating in a free market economy, a system he not only created but takes advantage of. What an ARSEHOLE!!!!

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    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We use the moon then other planets for material as Tesla have rockets to goant get it.

    De Gueb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it still won't be worth it's stock value!!

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Elon Musk stole everything he has. Now that's Capitalism

    Leslie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they’ll still be crappy cars. Steal a better idea next time Elon.

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    #99

    My Friend Got Me And It Went Right Over My Head

    My Friend Got Me And It Went Right Over My Head

    Astro-gothic-punk Report

    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    somebody is ready to be a father

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    #100

    Obama's Angry Because Trump Found Out His Last Name

    Obama's Angry Because Trump Found Out His Last Name

    oevan343q423423 Report

    Priscilla Reshell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump is angry because he's actually a walking cheese puff

    Dyson Fey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please. Not a cheese puff. An entire Cheeto bag. Make snacks great again😂

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    Leslie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you ever want to know why Trump hates Obama so much, YouTube the White House Correspondent Dinner in 2011. Here’s a link, have some laughs. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HHckZCxdRkA

    Dyson Fey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These two have gone back and forth with the burns. Is pretty entertaining. Politics aside, I kinda wish Trump was still on Twitter. The drama was better than any reality TV show.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obama wouldn't have been angry. Surprised or amused maybe, but not angry.

    #101

    Pov: You Dont Have A Sense Of Humor

    Pov: You Dont Have A Sense Of Humor

    Whirlwind2002 Report

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's ok, there's about as much chicken in chicken nuggets as there is in those minecraft chickens

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to farmers get their chickens to make nuggets and are they on a fair wage

    #102

    Blind Playthrough Tag For Being

    Blind Playthrough Tag For Being

    Elitetimeline7 Report

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    #103

    Did You Know They're Actually The Same Character????

    Did You Know They're Actually The Same Character????

    Numinexxus Report

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think my favorite Samus memes are the ones showing her reading articles about "first female protagonist in a video game" for games that recently came out

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    #104

    No S**t Dude

    No S**t Dude

    Accomplished-Fruit76 Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course it's still there, it's much more difficult to steal a dog AND a shadow. I only have two hands!

    Leslie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peter Pan will be right in to steal his shadow.

    #105

    Smuthe Brian Pleb

    Smuthe Brian Pleb

    Bob_Kerman_SPAAAACE Report

    Munchkin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fish can actually drown if they don't stay in their correct water pressure zone

    Kanuli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on oxygen level too, no? Especially in still water, but also aquariums.

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    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know the context of this comment.

    #106

    Call Of Duty Wwll

    Call Of Duty Wwll

    Elitetimeline7 Report

    #107

    Im Pretty Sure Its Hulk Though

    Im Pretty Sure Its Hulk Though

    ruiriko- Report

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm.. uhm.. the one that keeps saying, "Uganda forever".. uhm... Pink panther!

    Florence
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it’s f*****g peppermint pig, dumbasses

    SCP 504
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know! It’s Dr Strange!

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    #110

    *sigh* Why.

    *sigh* Why.

    northernremarkable Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have used the 24 hour "military" time, because apparently that REALLY confuses a lot of Americans.

    Leslie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American, I don’t get people that can’t grasp military time or the metric system. But then again, they can’t even figure out a four-way stop or a roundabout either.

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    Sea otter simone/ froggy
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    3 years ago

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    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's ALL 12:00hrs, plus ALL 24:00hrs - less the twelve we've already counted - plus 1:00hrs . . . I make that eleventy-hundred-hours sleep? Am I right? Tell me I'm RIGHT!

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been wondering how many of these are just mistakes people made because they were browsing the internet while half asleep. This one seems like an example of that. 17 hours would make anyone groggy

    #111

    There Surprisingly Was Only One Other Person Saying That Too, Probably Because It Isn't That Old

    There Surprisingly Was Only One Other Person Saying That Too, Probably Because It Isn't That Old

    IntelligentAd7057 Report

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm... sometimes americans don't know what their flag looks like, so I think it's useful to point it out to them, I've seen them get confused over liberia as well.

    Johnny Rodriguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they should make it more visual in puplic. More. MOOOORE!

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are really tiny on my phone though. Luckily no other flag looks like the Welsh flag

    ohjojo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes we just don't know where we put our glasses

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christ this is mild, some of those rednecks will happily use the hated 'enemy' Cuban flag!

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people post the Liberian flag thinking it's the American flag, so it's not unreasonable to think someone did the same with Malasia's.

    #112

    Luckily He Was There To Correct The Meme

    Luckily He Was There To Correct The Meme

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    deadinside
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home...

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    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOOOOOO! Next you'll be telling me that WWE/WWF etc isn't real

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    #114

    Had To Be Twitter..

    Had To Be Twitter..

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    #115

    He Betrayed Us

    He Betrayed Us

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    De Gueb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always wondered if dirty dancing would have been such a hit if Danny Devito had played Patrick Swayze role.

    KimTx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! If I had a drink my tablet would be destroyed!

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    #116

    This Is A Bruh Moment

    This Is A Bruh Moment

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That "dUh" must've made them feel like the class topper or something

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More likely crabrawler really did not remember.

    #118

    Thats Kinda Embarassing

    Thats Kinda Embarassing

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    #119

    He's Either A Troll Or A Dumb To Think He Would Eat All Of The Tic Tacs

    He's Either A Troll Or A Dumb To Think He Would Eat All Of The Tic Tacs

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    ohjojo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or at least do it with the orange flavored one so it doesn't burn as much

    Chandelure F-5
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't eat all of the tictacs at the same time, ya buffoon! At least eat them all over time if you're daring!

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You try putting that many pepermint tic-tacs in your mouth at one time. Like you could choke or burn your mouth or put yourself into a ketoacidotic coma. Or just dramatically improve your breath

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minty fresh breath has been shown to cause amnesia

    #120

    Thanks Vice!

    Thanks Vice!

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A thousand credits for Capt. Obvious

    #121

    It's About How You Treat A Grill

    It's About How You Treat A Grill

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    SCP 504
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does he not see the search bar?

    Chris D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy some spelling lessons.

    existn't
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you are suppsoed to buy things with money I think

    TheCapitalOfTurkeyIsAnkara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t exactly tell what they’re saying but they’ve got the spirit!

    ohjojo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So confused. I thought you oil the grill

    Silver the Sloth (they/she)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the joke is that the lots of money guy google the money (theres a search bar)

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    #122

    No Culture Whatsoever

    No Culture Whatsoever

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    Kai David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A double murder can get you 3 squares and a cot for free

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm. If the '63 picture was taken when he was arrested, and released in 2021, someone needs to recheck their maths (or for the Americans among us "math")

    Leslie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    That’s frucking disgusting as Republican criminals walk free.

    Ghougle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy killed people, why is it disgusting that he was in jail? Your mind is warped.

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