50 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Made Fools Out Of Themselves Online (New Pics)
We’ve all been there—someone makes an awesome joke, but it’s either too subtle or it has a hidden twist to it that we don’t see. And the joke just goes over our heads, making a very loud ‘woooosh’ sound! However, some people don’t get these jokes to such a degree that their reactions get screenshotted and featured on the massively popular r/woooosh subreddit, an online community of over a million members.
Scroll down to find some of the most ridiculous times people missed the joke so bad, they ended up embarrassing themselves online. Don’t forget to upvote the pics and jokes that made you chuckle the most, Pandas.
If you’re in the mood for some more wonderfully weird ‘wooooshes,’ then we invite you to check out Bored Panda’s earlier articles about r/woooosh when you’re done enjoying this list. You’ll find our previous article here, here, as well as here.
We got in touch with British comedy writer and aspiring pop star Ariane Sherine to have a chat about humor and not getting jokes. Scroll down for Bored Panda's interview with her.
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These Subtitles Are Really Immersive
Yeah! Zoom must be a translation in a different language😅
Load More Replies...I beg to differ...those are clearly instructions for the drivers.
Of course they’re subtitles. How else are we going to know what sound a race car makes?
Bored Panda wanted to get comedy writer Ariane's opinion on what it says about us as people if some jokes go over our heads. "Depending on the situation, it either means you’re not privy to knowledge you need to understand the joke, or it just means your brain doesn’t work in the way it needs to in order to understand that particular type of humor," she said.
However, we shouldn't worry because we all miss some jokes some of the time. Nobody's perfect, not even comedy professionals. "Stuff goes over my head occasionally too and I’m a comedian!" Ariane told us.
1918 Netflix
Also, ancient Romans and Greeks had cellphones! The proof is that no telephone cables or wires have been recovered in any of the archeological sites up to date.
Now that you say it I cant stop seeing a drunk thespian messing up the act and having to be sobered up....
Load More Replies...Duh, they had movies in 1918. Obviously sending a telegram to Ye Olde Nettflixe would summon a movie theater to your general location.
Core-Ean
Lol! My thoughts exactly, it got even funnier when I read it out loud
Load More Replies...The comedian isn't sure if our awareness of what's funny is just about exposure to humorous content. "Babies find a lot of things funny, so it’s partly innate," she mused that understanding comedy is a mix of nature and nurture. "But for jokes like puns, you definitely need a firm grasp of language, and for political satire, you of course need an understanding of politics."
We also touched on whose responsibility it is for the audience to get the joke, the comedian or the listeners. "It really depends on the joke and how it’s told," Ariane said.
"People can’t be expected to get badly-told jokes where the setup or punchline is mangled, but if the joke’s told well, it’s not necessarily the comic’s fault if another person doesn’t get it. Humor can be quite a niche and individual thing, but if a joke regularly falls flat most comics will drop it from their sets."
Yeah, Why Is She On Them?
I still find the joke very disturbing to come from a 10 year old to be honest....
Since kids have to learn about the dangers on the internet, I don't think it's too disturbing to think they're gonna make jokes about it.
Load More Replies...I remember when this girl was going viral. It was always kinda cringe to me, because i felt it was obvious her parents were writing her jokes and exploiting her
Well, to be fair, a lot of comedians don't write their own jokes.
Load More Replies...I mean, that was my gut reaction then the joke set in...
Load More Replies...IDK if i'm tired or what but i'm not comprehending the joke please help XD
She is 10! if she is dating then every date is committing a crime for dating an underage so they all end up in jail
Load More Replies...Clearly, You're Not Smart As You Think You Are
Nope, they would need another hydrogen for that, it's just WOOOSH
Load More Replies...they said most people, meaning they probably arent including themselves
dont make an mcr reference dont make an mcr reference dont make an mcr reference
"He" thinks that's so smart. For those not paying attention, check periodic chart. I think it's full of air. But let's agree to lift each other up.
Wdym, Its A Picture Taken Back Then
Palming effing auto correct, I typed palming ffs I need a drink.
Load More Replies...35% of Americans can sprout wings and fly. See, I can make up statistics too, it's easy.
It's well-known that 87.2% of statistics are just made up on the fly.
Load More Replies...Yeah explain "The Land before Time"! Such a good documentary cannot be ignored.
I actually think the illustration and comment was a joke. They're both funny.
The illustration is from the book "Dinotopia". Created by an artist who made up the story to entertain his kids & wound up getting published. There was even a movie & a miniseries on television! https://jamesgurney.com/collections/books
Load More Replies...Judging people for their mistakes and feeling embarrassed when we make them ourselves are part and parcel of being a human being. It’s a part of who we are. However, there’s a healthy way to react when someone (including us!) misses the joke entirely.
Psychologist and wellbeing consultant Lee Chambers explained to Bored Panda during a previous in-depth interview that people judge others both consciously and automatically. “Comically, we are often told as children not to judge others and have stories shared about how judging others can mean we upset them or lose opportunities to see what really lies behind our perception," he told us.
No It’s Blue
Laughed more than I should have, not going to lie...
Load More Replies...They were saying it came out if the blue and posted orange instead because they're colorblind lol. Sorry if you're being sarcastic or something, I'm really not sure.
Load More Replies...At first I read "that orange tho" as in what an amazing colour, I love this colour! And I was missing the joke lol
It's supposed to say the diagnosis came out of the blue, or was unexpected, but because they were diagnosed with being colorblind, they put orange, because they can't differentiate colors.
Load More Replies...I Know A Fat Guy Who Likes To Grill!
I thought it's for pregnant women who like to impale Pacman with scissors.
No - it's for women expecting their second child only. Very limited customer base.
Yeahh, that was my thought, too. Also, doesn't work when the age-difference is bigger than say 1 year. VERY limited...
Load More Replies...hold up why is she pregnant and also has a baby carrier? ma'am the baby is inside you
Pac-Man on wheels wanting to eat the ghost hiding under a guy’s shirt.
Mews, Mewsment Park
I just love it when the grammar patrol makes their own human grammar mistakes.
There are a variety of reasons why we might judge someone. "Sometimes, we judge others to feel superior ourselves, finding faults in others, highlighting them, and feeling better about ourselves in the process. Sometimes, we use it to work out where we fit in, recognizing how we want to be, where our aspirations lie, and how we don't want to become," the psychologist revealed.
"Sometimes, it's in response to our own flaws, and we attack others for what we don't like or don't see into ourselves. And on other occasions, it's to fit into a wider group who judge something or someone, and we conform and perform with the same judgment,” Lee said.
I Can’t Believe Da Vinci Would Do Something Like That
yeah, along with his friends Raphael, Donatello & Michaelangelo
Load More Replies...it says meme right above the photo i thought that was an obvious clue it was a joke
Nothing Starts With "N" And Ends With "G"
probably copied and pasted off google; also what even is "nutting"
And how that list doesn't include the word 'nothing' [but the city of Nankin in two spellings] puzzled me. And why not a generic solution like Non[a-z]+ing ---- "take any verb's gerund (so -ing) and negate with non- before it".
Load More Replies...This seems like it would be really fun to do. See how many people spend effort on it.
Hello Anita Pickle, I feel like we might be cousins!
Load More Replies...A similar joke I found sometimes ago. What is the longest English word? Answer: Smiles. It is soo long, the two S's are a mile apart.
How in that whole entire list did he not include the word "nothing" seriously
Nope He’s From Star Trek
most children exposed to fame do end up like this. my sympathies for R2-D2
I loved the mocumentary made a number of years ago detailing R2D2's fame, fall from fame and later resurgence. https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/R2-D2:_Beneath_the_Dome
Load More Replies...This is the rare case when everyone actually got it wrong in someway. star trek was clearly a mistake for the 1st person and I'm pretty sure it's R2-D2 and not R2-2D
That.. that’s the joke.. please be sarcasm.. please let me be the idiot here..
Load More Replies...It wasn't alcohol abuse, alcohol is OK for robots. It drank too much oil, it was overpowered, had a shortcut and slept in the rain.
I can confirm alcohol is ok. May be it was lack of it.
Load More Replies...If I remember right R2D2 made a Cameo in the newer Star Trek movies. So technically that reference of R2D2 from Star Trek is correct. Sad to see what's become if him in that right hand picture though.
Listen, just because he’s homeless and on drugs, maybe prostituting himself out; that doesn’t give you the right to call R2-D2 a “trash can”.
How have I never noticed the cables on his feet....I need to rewatch everything.
In the psychologist’s view, being judgmental "does have some benefits when used mindfully.” For instance: “It can help us to set goals, find alignment with our values, it can help us to build the self-awareness of others and it can boost our self-esteem.”
Right Over The Head Of An Anti-Vaxxer
every time I see an anti-vaxxer, I get a step closer to losing my sanity
I love funny ads for funeral homes, even though it's slightly macabre 😅
The world needs dark humour too otherwise the reality can be too depressing
Load More Replies...For all the non British fellow pandas, 'Dr' Gillian McKeith is a non medically qualified, self proclaimed holistic nutritionist. She faded into obscurity after a less than stellar appearance on 'I'm a celebrity', and re surfacing to peddle covid conspiracy theories. Really not surprised by her tweet ...
Didn't she look at poo and advise the pooper's diet??
Load More Replies...What infuriates me is how they always seem to come up with yet another reason to not get vaccinated.
The sweet, sweet release of death! 🥰 Best reason not to vaccinate! 😏
Load More Replies...To any one who deosn't understand the truck is advertizing for a funeral home. Don't get vaccinated so that you can die and we get business burying you.
Did anyone see the national news last night reporting on Gov. DeathSantis yelling at and telling high school students to remove their masks? Told them it was ridiculous. Hillsborough County FL has the highest covid rate in the country right now. Most of the poor students kept their masks on. The were in Tampa at USF.
I Mean He Was Trying To Be Helpful
Purple seems rather straight to me....but still no answer 😆
Load More Replies...Me as a gay science nerd appreciate that joke very much
Load More Replies...I told this exact joke to my husband the other day & he was like, "Really??? Nobody would tell you???" LMAO He's all mine folks! LOL
Is questioning. Queer is just a generic term to refer to someone from LGBT+ community, not a gender or sexual orientation specifically
Load More Replies...*slap* DONT GIVE OUR SECRETS AWAY!
Load More Replies...with all the letters that keep getting added, can't we default to 'LGBexpialidocious?
Definitely The Bird Hitching A Ride
What’s more, passing judgment on others can help us make positive social choices. “it's understanding how and why we judge that gives us the ability to use it for our benefits instead of escaping our flaws or pulling others down."
Meanwhile, if we end up feeling embarrassed because we didn’t get a joke and we’ve responded in a frankly silly way online, it’s important to remember to accept those feelings. Running away from our embarrassment can, later on, morph into shame.
16 Thousand Likes Is A Lot Of Wooshes
Jackie Chan does use a double - just not for stunts, but for boring bits, like getting in cars, walking down the street, that sort of thing
What you're looking for is Banach-Tarski Dupla-Shrinker. Trust me I used it once it didn't go well.
Load More Replies...Amazing, Scarlett Johansson and her double share the same moles!
Ain't makeup great? Unless you were being sarcastic...
Load More Replies..."This Is Also A Lie"
well obviously he and a minion attached together in an odd accident involving freeze rays, weird hats, 3 little girls, and GRU
This explains why they stand so still… they’d topple over if they moved too quickly.
this picture, by rights, shouldn't exist. it disobeys all universal laws, and must be destroyed.
I'm old enough to remember when this was a Eurostar advert. Now it's a meme. Time flies
I Guess He Won't Be Getting 500k
"There are 3 types of people in this world: Those who know how to count, and those who don't!"
"We spend a lot of time and effort presenting an ideal version of ourselves to other people. When something happens that contrasts with the image we’ve been projecting—when we say or do something that shows we actually aren’t as graceful or as smart as we’d like people to believe—we feel embarrassed," Vanessa Bohns, Associate Professor of Organizational Behavior at Cornell University, told Bored Panda.
The Government Controls Everything Stoopit
as someone who now looks and acts like a chicken due to a malfunction in the update, i beg to differ
That's the cow that jumped (thanks vlacas12) over the moon.
Someone could be using a catapult or dropped a cow from a plane. I do not aprove either method but cannot disprove either from the picture.
And the little dog laughed to see such fun, And the Saturday dish went off at a run with the silver Sunday spoon. The round Moon rolled behind the hill as the Sun raised up her head. She hardly believed her fiery eyes; For though it was day, to her surprise they all went back to bed!
Load More Replies...Everybody knows birds aren't real, and that cows are just how the government is trying to explain things in the sky.
bro my man what horrible sad utotoni have you had your sense of ucheshi is none exestent pardon my swahili. 😁😁😁😁
Running Was Invented
John Smith? inventing chewing? WRONG. Michael Chewing invented chewing. get that bs outta here
No! JOHN SMITH INVENTED SMITHING TABLE! GET THAT BS OUTTA HERE
Load More Replies...Don't forget from "are" "pray"... clearly we ran from religion.
Load More Replies...Everything is correctly, cavemen were really religious!
Load More Replies...Yes, I used to run from pray as well. Church was difficult when you're a kid.
I hated church! When I was little I was afraid everyone would think I was marrying my grandmother when we walked down the isle to find our seat !
Load More Replies...I just live it when people want to go of on someone online and misspell words are use the wrong wons completely.
I mean, people who believe themselves to be communicating with god are scary, but be safe! Back away slowly, then stroll leisurely away to keep them at ease.
Nothing Gets Past This Person, Not Even Those Sneaky Party Invites
I have two... Well, they're my husband's but I'm sure he won't miss them (I know I won't). What are you willing to pay??? Though postage might be a tad painful.
Load More Replies...So does that mean in the 90s you could only take a selfie if the payphone was next to the mirror? I'm just kind of reflecting on that...
"Discovering you were wrong about something most everyone else around you has long known to be true is one of those moments. In that moment we learn, 'Wait a minute, maybe I haven’t been presenting the image of being smart or worldly that I thought I was presenting all this time,' which is embarrassing,” she said.
Frontside 180
LMAO imagine if John Cena had to explain why he never clicked photos with his fans.
Tony Hawk is famous for being the guy whom people pretend they don't know him.
I'm old, I thought Michael Jackson had returned!
Load More Replies...There are tons of posts and videos of other people doing this to him.
Load More Replies...She Didn’t Understood
Were you on the cricket pitch when you feelded, or doing craftwork when you felt?
Yes, Dorothy
Realllyyyy? Jesus, I thought that there was a dog there the size of a blueberry!
I would so love to have one. That be so cool to walk around with your teeny tiny frien' sitting in your shirt pocket.
Load More Replies...“One thing that’s interesting about embarrassment is that, for as much as we might experience it as painful in the moment, it’s actually very socially adaptive. Being embarrassed signals to other people that you care about what they think. And that actually draws people in to you,” Vanessa said that there are benefits to showing that you’re embarrassed about a mistake.
C'mon, Pet Smart Would've Told You It Was A Ferret
Well some animals have different accents, like goats. So you never know.
What would look more believable, though? It being a joke, or OP being honestly stupid?
I love how that's his problem and not the fact that neither ferrets or cats can speak Spanish lmao
Defending Schrödinger’s Cat
You actually never know until you meet it.
Load More Replies...Mrs Schrodinger asked her husband: "What did you do with the cat? It's half dead!"
It isn't that well known. You have to be told and not all science courses bother.
Load More Replies...He never actually put the cat in the box, it was an explanation for his theory
Well we don't need to cut open that person's head to see if they have a brain or not.
This made me lol so hard! This comic alone, without the response, just won the day for me.
I like Sir Terry Pratchett's take on this: 'Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.'
How To Slow
You know what else slows down time? When you accidentally swat your wireless earbuds into the toilet and watch in horror ad your non-waterproof case releases the waterproof earbuds and all three items falls into the toilet (nothing in there, just water). Then you quickly try and save them by plunging your hand into the cold water and pray to God that the case isn't broken.
you know what's weird. it looks like the colossal titan from aot.
No, it actually does slow down time. Like at work, when the clock won't move, I know damn well someone is planking somewhere
“So blushing, burying your head in your hands, laughing, acknowledging how embarrassing something was, are all totally healthy ways to react,” she told us.
“The unhealthy way to react is to pretend you’re not embarrassed, that you didn’t make a mistake, or to get angry. Those things undo the positive effect of embarrassment typically has on other people by conveying insincerity and pushing people away rather than drawing them in.”
Oh Wait
I'm dying to see the comments after this one on this thread. Trauma that'll last for eternity.
you can just drag the image into a new tab, then u'll be on the thread
Load More Replies...You have POURr skills its was a clever joke...oh never mind...the amount of people on this thread named missed jokes that are missing the joke also , is to damn high lol this is why I don't compliment people. Sheez
Load More Replies...Would have been perhaps mildly funny and not obnoxious if the response started with 'Latte me guess...'
I have a feeling that it’s not about people not getting the joke (as in ‘stupid’), but about not having enough knowledge about language, spelling and grammar. Maybe the person who reacted to the joke about pouring/pooring thinks that is the right way spell this word. And therefore is insulted bc he doesn’t know the right spelling.
In my experience it's mostly native speakers who mistake homophones for each other because they learn them by speaking first, while the rest of us learn mostly from written words.
Load More Replies...By Flying Up Obviously???
But are they African or European Submarines? The European Submarine migrates seasonally, while the African variety does not.
Load More Replies...I suspect there are more planes underwater than submarines underwater too.
Wait, doesn't a sinking ship become a submarine?
Load More Replies...This is a lie. I used to work the drive-thru at a Subway and those things flew out the window during the lunch rush.
when they sail up to the sun to find the sea of green. obviously.
Hello, I'm Your
Should have posted "Five replies to this allows me to see your passwords and bank account information. thank you!"
Which of these pics and 'wooooshes' did you enjoy looking at and reading the most, dear Pandas? Have you ever had a 'woooosh' moment? Have you ever had a joke go over someone else's head? Share your thoughts with all of us in the comment section at the bottom of this list.
He Also Forgot About Canadian And Australian
I beg to differ, my American friend who lives here in England for nigh on 20 years is still learning English English.
as someone who can speak all the above and a different language, i am clearly superior
My Spanish teacher kept failing the girl from Colombia because she kept spelling things wrong, pronouncing things differently. She grew up speaking, and was fluent in, "South American Spanish" which isn't real Spanish... apparently.
I have been told by a native Spanish speaker there is significant difference in Spanish Spanish and South American Spanish(es). Plural because it varies by south American countries.
Load More Replies...Crikey! Mate, 'strayan is a different language for sure! Blimey, I think I'll pop over to the Bottle-O this arvo for a cold one. I've been up to some hard yakka, I think I fair dinkum deserve it.
As a Canadian I'd say it is it's own language too. It's aboot the same but a bit different, eh
Load More Replies...English is the parent language. Canadian, American, Australian are all dialects, hell Cockney and Jordy are dialects of English in England. It's a strange and wonderful thing, language... But the point is... that actually learning two different languages, like from different roots, is more difficult than learning a dialect of your native language. Usually... Cockney could be the exception...
Discord
I can count really super great
Load More Replies..."I'm" is "I am", so it is two words. Then yes, there were five words indeed.
"I'm" is a contraction. It's one word.
Load More Replies...There are three types of people - those who are good at maths and those who aren’t
There are 10 types of people: those who know binary and those who don't.
Load More Replies...Well, 'I'm' is a contraction, so it technically is five words, just smooshed together a little.
Definitely Left
Na, the left one is less strong, plus it has cinnamon scent
Load More Replies...you have to put your phone under water for a minute to activate the smell transmitters...
That's only if you have done the vaccine and have 5g though
Load More Replies...The right has a intriguing smell, while the left certainly makes me think. Just wear a mix of both!
Wow, Really
it's the old deers with zimmer frames you have to watch out for....
Congratulations, You Didn't Get It
After that you can check if you're eligible to evolve into Karen. They're at the top of the hierarchy.
How Tf Does Sgel Stand For That
I think this is a (satire) Facebook group called Birds Aren't Real.
Load More Replies...This Is Heartbreaking
Oh where in south eastern portion of the United States are you from ? Atlanta here ! :)
Load More Replies...Yeah, you would think they would at least have a picture of a lobster
Load More Replies...Since they are colorblind they can't see the word red.
Load More Replies...That's why i only eat at Dead Lobster. More inclusive and accommodating.
F In The Chat For The People In The Old Days
I get anxiety when there's scene in a car and driver and passenger are talking looking at each other. Like for f***s sake keep your eye on the road you dingbat.
Load More Replies...Oh please, we all know that the world was black and white until colours were invented during the 50's!
I was born in the black & white times. It was truly amazing when color came!! I'll never forget
Load More Replies...Were you watching the Wizard of Oz? I suppose the tin man was silver.
Load More Replies...Wouldn't it be funny if some of these the OP really was the dumb one, and when someone called them out on it they were like "oh sh**... I mean that was a joke... Yeah, that's it,!"
Most people know with traffic lights, red is on top, yellow is in the middle, and green is on the bottom
They knew when to stop or go by the position of the light on the stand, top, middle or bottom.
This Is Quite Offensive
So, it is a good thing that we eat all those animals that keep eating up all the grass.
In europa, vegetarians are not common. Saying you are vegetarian is polite way to say-too poor to buy meat
In Europa all they eat is krill because its a partially frozen sea orbiting Jupiter.
Load More Replies...Everyone knows humor is powered by meat. A vegan couldn't possibly understand.
How can you tell if someone is a vegan? They'll tell you when they see you.
I'm pretty sure it isn't god making the vegans look horrible (I'm not meaning the Nevadian variety here).
Load More Replies...So... when vegans finally accept that plants are just as sophisticated as animals (or more so depending on the plant) - what will they eat?
How do you tell a Vegan? You don't; they tell you, within seconds of meeting them.
Vegans don't care they also kill living things to feed their barbaric eating habits.
Which One?
Rumor has it Leslie F with the blonde hair and green eyes has been unfaithful also!
Load More Replies...This Man Speaks The Deutsch
Pretty sure i missed a few dots and or squiggles. Still the best german word ever.
Load More Replies...Next, you’re going to try to tell us that, “holdsemfromfloopin” is not “bra” in German either !
The longest German word which was in actual official use until recently was Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz, which translates to something like law for the transfer of beef labeling supervision tasks.
You Can't See Me
The Great Elements of the Wo-o-sh- TUNGSTEN OXYGEN OXYGEN OXYGEN SULFUR HYDROGEN
Load More Replies...That's a bit far, mate. Not everyone knows or cares who John Cena is.
Load More Replies...John Cena. His catchphrase when wrestling was, "You can't see me."
Load More Replies...Your Mind Tricks Don't Work On Me
I'm glad they didn't, I didn't recognize that person and needed the joke explained. :)
Load More Replies...So I am that annoying when I play the "well, actually..." guy? Oh... Big self-awareness moment...
Most people have these moments! Just some people have a more literal mind-set than others. My mother said to me 'you have a literal mind' once. I was outraged - thought she said 'you have a little mind'. Oops.
Load More Replies...He Really Think He Did Something
Captain America isn't real, and Santa didn't bring me the Ps5. Pfft! Some people!
Captain America isn't real but captain obvious is real and is here
Load More Replies...Captain America does not exist. Captain Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 on the other hand *does*
Of course he is! Duh! He just ripped the guys door off... that's not photoshopped!
It’s An Ifunnier, So Go Ahead And Hate On Him
You’re right, autistic people aren’t stupid. That was not cool.
Load More Replies...💙🥰 that person isn't worthy of your thoughts. Don't let dbags like that into your head.
Load More Replies...*definitely, please don't make us look dumb in a thread with a comment about us being dumb
Load More Replies...Wtf Look At Them All !
Well, he could be related to the Florida woman who was caught having sex with her pit-bull in her front yard.
Load More Replies..."sherif mekawy ezay 7abtny". Dude been cheating the cat and the cat looked up assassin for hire
Apologies For Being On Instagram
Queen of the UK, queen of Jamaica, queen of Belize, queen of Australia, queen of Canada...
...oh I want to take ya .... Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama....
Load More Replies...Look carefully douche canoe there are subtle differences - bet you can't find Waldo either!
In the real world, the ancient statues were painted at one time. Someone painted a few of them, but the public hated it and said they were gaudy. So the all remain without paint now and many people think its a racist thing.
He was born in Italica (Seville in modern-day Spain), and I am sure he was not marble white in any case.
Load More Replies...I’d Like A Tornado
All you need is an Oklahoma trailer park and a Karen complaining its too dry. Its the American version of Prospero from "The Tempest".
Load More Replies...You haven't had a 2 year old that snuck into caffinated beverages at a backyard party. FEMA wasn't any help there either
Grandparent plan: fill them up with sugar and send them home.
Load More Replies...I'm sure Amazon carries them but you have to pick them up since the box is too small,
Some people just have so many brains, they need a lobotomy to keep from oozing intelligence all over.
Sorry It's On Instagram
Being hugely fat counts you as disabled these days
Load More Replies...Yes, people can become very overweight through their own actions and choices. People can also become overweight from certain illnesses, diseases and conditions over which they have no control. People can also become overweight from disabilities. It can become a really difficult cycle: being disabled and in pain can lead to severe depression, which can also make it very difficult to care about things like weight. Let's go a bit easy on the judgment. Not everybody can walk off the weight or shrug off pain.
For over weight people? Four overweight people? Forever eight peephole?
It's Just A Picture You Dumbass
Two of my last few brain cells died trying to understand the user name
I didn't notice i read your comment and now I've lost my cells too because of you DUN DUN!!
Load More Replies...Star Wars Fans At Their Finest
Fun fact : before writing A Christmas Carol, Dickhens had never read A Christmas Carol.
Not only that, but he also didn't read any of the books beforehand. Talk about beeing underprepared.
Mark Hamill had never seen a Star Wars movie before starring in one either.
I Was Dumb To Assume That People On Facebook Had A Sense Of Humor
Instead of appreciating the miracle of a speaking cat we are correcting its grammar. Poor world.
Exactly! I'd be stoked if my cat was capable of this level of self affirmation.
Load More Replies...No Suck Playing For This Guy
I am play the trumpet and he is play it wrong
Load More Replies...I Seen A Old Man Getting
How Could You Forget This
anybody else take a second to see what the joke was in the photo??- i think i need help 😂
You can - months or years later - still hear their brain working, as they think they've spotted something which will give them a killer comment!
People Dumb
Ah, a common mistake - We see the sun at night, it's just in energy saver mode refered to as "moon". No need to keep the light on if everybody is asleep
Load More Replies...Plot twist: This post was created by a flat earther who was being serious. 😂
I can prove the sun is still on at night, just dig a deep hole in our flat Earth and you will see the sun is lighting up the underside of our ground.
But Seriously Where Does The Water Come From?
With a humidifier and a dehumidifier, you CAN wirelessly transmit water.
You Can’t See Me
Ok, first of all THAT AIN'T JOHN CENA, I think it's Jon Xhina. And Second of all JOHN CENA IS A HUMAN LOL, IT'S NOT "IT" IT'S "HE"
Making a joke and being stupid aren’t even close to mutually exclusive.
Load More Replies...There Was An Attempt To Understand The Humor
I Don’t Know Man I Think It Looks Pretty Real
Everyone knows the sky changes colour in a rectangle shape when UFO is around
I hate when people are so oblivious! How are they going to say this is photoshop! It's like they've never seen a real ship I tell ya!
Load More Replies...Kid Named Ency
There almost certainly is, in today's world...
Load More Replies...A Reddit User Thought People Really Thought People Confused Mt Everest With A Nuclear Bomb Attack
I do believe that "educate yourself" is code for "I'm a loudmouthed f*****t"
It is like banana for scale, but with the tallest mountain of the world instead of a fruit.
Dogs Must Think
My brain autocorrected the sentence so that took me a moment
Load More Replies...Wow... He just explained the principle of trade to an imaginary dog...
And the dog knows that how? I don’t think we teach our pets economics, or stores for that matter
I sat my cat down at an early age, and really explained it to him. Took an evening but I think he got the gist of it. :)
Load More Replies...All My Homies Hate Will
Or when people yell at me when the lift doors are closing, “Hold the Ella Vader!” Who is Ella and why would I hold her?
they always shout to this guy Reddy when they're shooting people. 'Reddy...aim...fire!'
My brother had a friend named Will. When someone shouted "fire at will" during a movie scene, he stood up and shouted "DON'T!"
That Won’t Kill You
If you're so sure try gulping all those at once; you'll prolly end up choking to the afterlife. But, hey! tHaT wOn'T kIlL yOu.
I had to go to the ER when I was 4 for eating a bottle of Flintstones. The iron in chewables (not in gummies) is dangerous in high amounts.
It won’t kill him but it will make him so powerful there will be no more world
Maybe it won't kill you but you may get the urge to start your car running your with your feet
I'm pretty sure a lady did something like this with raspberry gummies on Chubbyemu's youtube channel, and it didn't go well for her. (Chubbyemu is a Dr that reviews strange medical cases, usually where people ingest weird stuff and end up in the ER)
In theory, it could be done. Too much iron or vitamin A can cause serious problems, including death. I would have to be a ton, as your body would be trying to get rid of it at the same time, violently.
Hmm Ohk!
When your vegan you also don’t eat dairy or animal products. Vaseline is not vegan because it is tested on animals.
Man Twitter Makes Me Feel So Stupid Sometimes
No, this picture is true as my cat was next to the camera man as this scene was being recorded and he came home and told me.
Yeah my nonexistent pet snail also was there but it took him 3 months to get back
Load More Replies...Bro It's A Meme
so a computer rubs its ass over another computer? talk about naughty
He's A Genius
Marshal Mathers was Eminem's grandfather. Eminem is Marshal Mathers III.
Bacon is my favourite wrapper, pigs in blankets ftw
Load More Replies...Dave Grohl Should Create His Own Band
Absolutely agree. I can not imagine growing up in the '90's without this and pearl jams ten and weezers blue album as the soundtrack to growing up. And holes pretty on the inside.
Load More Replies...Good Lord
Yeah the World Health Organization should go back to school. I wish they'd quit changing their minds on what is or isn't safe
Load More Replies...In their defence, I'm pretty sure basketball players get injured occasionally, and HIV can be transmitted through blood contact so...
You are right. There is a law introduced in the NBA right after Magic Johnson declared that he was infected stating that a bleeding player cannot step on the court. They have to stop the bleeding first. It was nicknamed the Magic Johnson rule!
Load More Replies...There is so very much wrong with all of this my brain gave up and fell out of my ear.
So that was your brain that splattered all over my car.
Load More Replies...Magic Johnson has "full blown" AIDS, not HIV. HIV is not transmitted through the air or non sexual/ trauma contact (swapping blood/ semen). AIDS occurs after 3 or more comorbidities occur in a patient with HIV and their T cells drop. This does not happen when detected early and treatment is started and adhered to however there is not vaccine for it (but there is Truvia for PreP). Covid is highly transmittable through the air kills much quicker and has a vaccine for. NBA allowed Magic Johnson to play while he had AIDS (completely under control with normal white cell and t cells counts) but won't allow Kyrie Irving to play because he won't get the Covid vax.
Load More Replies..."But, if it can't... What's the problem? -Well... erm... I mean... Bill Gates' microchips!!! Big pharma!!! Didier Raoult!!!"
Context, Teller Never Speaks During Performance
I saw their act as a kid when my family went on a trip to Vegas. Seeing them on TV, I always thought that Teller was super short. After the show you could go up an meet them and shake their hands, and that's when I realized Teller is just a normal sized dude and Penn is a freaking giant.
I had the same experience! LOL I just found the poker chip I had them sign 2 days ago, too!
Load More Replies...They made a Masterclass, and Teller speaks in the first episode. Rocked me to my core XD.
Load More Replies...Yes Of Course Silly, And Airports Also Existed Back Then
"the problem with inspirational b******t quotes on the internet is you can never really know if it is true or not", Louis XIV.
Oh Damn Sorry Didn’t Realize
Niantic Isn't Trying To Get Their Players Killed?
Keyboards Were Invented In 1868
Yep Totally Blaming Ninja
Vikings Covered Their Roofs In Grass
When it came to mow the grass the Vikings would just fly their helicopters upside down.
That’s true I read it on the internet the pilots horns used to get stuck in the roof of the heilcoptdr
Small Talk
F.o.r.t.n.i.t.e
This could be applied to every moba, FPS or every games that needed you to group with n00b players
Right Over The Head
Hmm What A Coincidence
Oh Really
The Americans grabbing their flashlights along with the pitchforks and clubs.
Not "Europeans" but "basically everyone except Americans because you can't measure freedom with metres and celcius does not get you to the moon or some s**t"... I admit it might be a little too long, though.
European here; don't you Americans know we call them Yeti's so that exact mistake is never made . . . again :-(
Thank God I'm A Scorpion And Not An Asparagus
Fact Checker
This Had To Be There
To be fair, they do look similar! But the one on the left look a bit older!
5 Foot 12
That's why women park three inches from the curb. Guys have them convinced it's eight inches
The Ladies Man
The Commentator Felt Compelled To Make It Very Clear
I would try to make it, but I'm a bit rubbish so I'd probably get it right
Load More Replies...I Discovered This On A Random Poll
You Hurt My Brain Alot
Good grief, the stupidity is one thing, but when the spelling errors extend to the title, it's very hard to cope.
Idk What To Put Here
They Don't?
wouldn't that be suffocate? just like if we deprived you of oxygen while on land?
Load More Replies...If you put a saltwater fish in fresh water or vice versa, they won't be really happy, though....
Really Went Over That Guy's Head. Am I Right?
"And what is a galaxy? -A big bunch of... -Yes? -Of... -Of what? -Of stars... -Halleluijah!"
He Saw John Cena, But At What Cost?
Why do some people make jokes about Cena being invisible? Is it an inside joke or some s**t?
His catch phrase from when he was a wrestler was "you can't see me".
Load More Replies...He’d Get Fired You Idiots
Someone told me to kill myself and burn in hell and I accidentally said you too and now we are having a very pleasant burning in hell together
Average Elon Musk Enjoyer
Ya. I hate that he just provided the entire server system and satellites to completely give Ukraine broadband internet that can’t be sabotaged and did it in a matter of hours. D**k move!!! It’s almost as bad as rescuing NASA and the space program and spending the last five days preparing to evacuate people from ISS and intercepting the station should it come to that. Instead of making money and participating in a free market economy, a system he not only created but takes advantage of. What an ARSEHOLE!!!!
Load More Replies...We use the moon then other planets for material as Tesla have rockets to goant get it.
My Friend Got Me And It Went Right Over My Head
Obama's Angry Because Trump Found Out His Last Name
Please. Not a cheese puff. An entire Cheeto bag. Make snacks great again😂
Load More Replies...If you ever want to know why Trump hates Obama so much, YouTube the White House Correspondent Dinner in 2011. Here’s a link, have some laughs. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HHckZCxdRkA
These two have gone back and forth with the burns. Is pretty entertaining. Politics aside, I kinda wish Trump was still on Twitter. The drama was better than any reality TV show.
Load More Replies...Obama wouldn't have been angry. Surprised or amused maybe, but not angry.
Pov: You Dont Have A Sense Of Humor
How to farmers get their chickens to make nuggets and are they on a fair wage
Blind Playthrough Tag For Being
Did You Know They're Actually The Same Character????
No S**t Dude
Smuthe Brian Pleb
fish can actually drown if they don't stay in their correct water pressure zone
Depends on oxygen level too, no? Especially in still water, but also aquariums.
Load More Replies...Call Of Duty Wwll
Im Pretty Sure Its Hulk Though
Photo Generator
Hmmmm What Was His Name
*sigh* Why.
Should have used the 24 hour "military" time, because apparently that REALLY confuses a lot of Americans.
As an American, I don’t get people that can’t grasp military time or the metric system. But then again, they can’t even figure out a four-way stop or a roundabout either.
Load More Replies...So that's ALL 12:00hrs, plus ALL 24:00hrs - less the twelve we've already counted - plus 1:00hrs . . . I make that eleventy-hundred-hours sleep? Am I right? Tell me I'm RIGHT!
I've been wondering how many of these are just mistakes people made because they were browsing the internet while half asleep. This one seems like an example of that. 17 hours would make anyone groggy
There Surprisingly Was Only One Other Person Saying That Too, Probably Because It Isn't That Old
hmm... sometimes americans don't know what their flag looks like, so I think it's useful to point it out to them, I've seen them get confused over liberia as well.
Maybe they should make it more visual in puplic. More. MOOOORE!
Load More Replies...They are really tiny on my phone though. Luckily no other flag looks like the Welsh flag
Christ this is mild, some of those rednecks will happily use the hated 'enemy' Cuban flag!
A lot of people post the Liberian flag thinking it's the American flag, so it's not unreasonable to think someone did the same with Malasia's.
Luckily He Was There To Correct The Meme
i will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home...
Load More Replies...Redditors Woooshing Themselves Is Something Magic
He Betrayed Us
This Is A Bruh Moment
That "dUh" must've made them feel like the class topper or something
It's 10
Thats Kinda Embarassing
He's Either A Troll Or A Dumb To Think He Would Eat All Of The Tic Tacs
Don't eat all of the tictacs at the same time, ya buffoon! At least eat them all over time if you're daring!
It's About How You Treat A Grill
my last two brain cells died trying to figure out what the f**k he just said
I can’t exactly tell what they’re saying but they’ve got the spirit!
the joke is that the lots of money guy google the money (theres a search bar)
Load More Replies...No Culture Whatsoever
This guy killed people, why is it disgusting that he was in jail? Your mind is warped.
Load More Replies...People who haven't worked in the service industry: "I bet half of these are fake, most people aren't nearly that stupid!" People who HAVE worked in the service industry for years: "LOL YUP"
From Parks and Recreation - " I found a sandwich in the park, and I want to know why it didn't have MAYO on it!!" People who haven't worked in the service industry " There's no way that's real" People who have "....sigh".
Load More Replies...Just a thought, mind you, but perhaps BP isn't the best place for a post about people not getting the joke. ;-)
Some of these are hillarious and the comments are even better. Thank you BP
Load More Replies...same here...i'm not the best at detecting sarcasm (especially in text), and i completely miss the joke sometimes. oh well!
Load More Replies...Congratulations BP! After all these years, this is the first article that actually made me laugh hard enough to Sh*t myself. Probably shouldn't mention it, but it Was a landmark in my life.
Wow, that's great. One of my best moments was watching one family member make another laugh so hard he threw up. Cheers
Load More Replies...I’m humor impaired (genetic inadequacy- thanks, Mom and Dad!) but I got most of these memes just fine. This makes me really anxious about our future as a species, though. Not that I wasn’t worried before but… wow.
People who haven't worked in the service industry: "I bet half of these are fake, most people aren't nearly that stupid!" People who HAVE worked in the service industry for years: "LOL YUP"
From Parks and Recreation - " I found a sandwich in the park, and I want to know why it didn't have MAYO on it!!" People who haven't worked in the service industry " There's no way that's real" People who have "....sigh".
Load More Replies...Just a thought, mind you, but perhaps BP isn't the best place for a post about people not getting the joke. ;-)
Some of these are hillarious and the comments are even better. Thank you BP
Load More Replies...same here...i'm not the best at detecting sarcasm (especially in text), and i completely miss the joke sometimes. oh well!
Load More Replies...Congratulations BP! After all these years, this is the first article that actually made me laugh hard enough to Sh*t myself. Probably shouldn't mention it, but it Was a landmark in my life.
Wow, that's great. One of my best moments was watching one family member make another laugh so hard he threw up. Cheers
Load More Replies...I’m humor impaired (genetic inadequacy- thanks, Mom and Dad!) but I got most of these memes just fine. This makes me really anxious about our future as a species, though. Not that I wasn’t worried before but… wow.
