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I'm fine. What are you talking about, you do not look fat in those jeans. I'll give you a call.

We lie all the time. And we get away with it quite often, too. But some folks push their made-up narrative so far, it's hard to imagine anyone actually believing them.

So they end up on the subreddit r/thatHappened. Its members share evidence of "people telling outrageous tall tales that would make Walter Mitty proud" and they have compiled quite the archive since the creation of this online community in 2012.

Here are some of its best gems.

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From Cursed Comments

From Cursed Comments

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope you don't mind him losing his fertility to a totally preventable case of the mumps, and having no biological grandchildren?

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Jesus Christ. What An Idiot

Jesus Christ. What An Idiot

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol, this one should be number one for the massive cringe value.

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Sometimes people lie just to inflate their image—some think this motivation is the reason behind President Donald Trump's demonstrably false statement that his Inauguration crowd was bigger than President Barack Obama's first one. But people also lie to cover up bad behavior, as American swimmer Ryan Lochte did during the 2016 Summer Olympics by claiming to have been robbed at gunpoint at a gas station when, in fact, he and his teammates, drunk after a party, had been confronted by armed security guards after damaging property.

We can find similar examples even in fields that are dedicated to the search for eternal truth. And one doesn't have to look far, either. Take the physicist Jan Hendrik Schön, for example, whose purported breakthroughs in molecular semiconductor research proved to be fraudulent.

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Imagine Getting Called Out Like That, By Harry Styles Himself

Imagine Getting Called Out Like That, By Harry Styles Himself

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He swore to God. Imagine 'god' profile also replying: Stop using me for your lies, Mike.

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#4

Not Really Sure What Is There To Brag About Anyways

Not Really Sure What Is There To Brag About Anyways

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Running A 5k In 10 Minutes

Running A 5k In 10 Minutes

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Lying is something many of us are very good at. We do it while interacting with strangers, co-workers, friends, and loved ones. Turns out, our capacity for dishonesty is as fundamental to us as our need to trust others, which ironically makes us terrible at detecting lies. Being deceitful is woven into us, so much so that it would be truthful to say that to lie is human.

The ubiquity of lying was first documented systematically two decades ago by Bella DePaulo, a social psychologist at the University of California, Santa Barbara. DePaulo and her colleagues asked 147 adults to jot down for a week every instance they tried to mislead someone. The researchers discovered that the subjects lied on average one or two times a day. Most of these untruths were innocuous, intended to hide one's inadequacies or to protect the feelings of others. Some lies were excuses (one subject blamed the failure to take out the garbage on not knowing where it needed to go). Yet other lies, such as a claim of being a diplomat's son, were aimed at presenting a false image. While these were minor transgressions, a later study by DePaulo and other colleagues involving a similar sample indicated that most people have, at some point, told one or more "serious lies", like hiding an affair from a spouse, or making false claims on a college application.

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How Does She Expect Anyone To Believe Her? My Mother Sent Me This From Our Neighborhood Facebook Group

How Does She Expect Anyone To Believe Her? My Mother Sent Me This From Our Neighborhood Facebook Group

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What I read here is "I fantasized about committing assault on strangers to to promote my snake oil"

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#8

And Then The Coronavirus Clapped

And Then The Coronavirus Clapped

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It may be "incredibly easy" according to this tweeter, but I'm pretty impressed by anyone who can accidentally swallow an entire mask by accident.

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Researchers suggest that lying as a behavior arose pretty soon after the emergence of language. The ability to manipulate others without using physical force likely conferred an advantage in the competition for resources and mates, akin to the evolution of deceptive strategies in the animal kingdom, such as camouflage.

"Lying is so easy compared to other ways of gaining power," Sissela Bok, an ethicist at Harvard University who's one of the most prominent thinkers on the subject, told Nat Geo. "It's much easier to lie in order to get somebody's money or wealth than to hit them over the head or rob a bank.

"Experts are learning that we're prone to believe some lies even when they're easily contradicted by clear evidence. These insights suggest that our proclivity for deceiving others, and our vulnerability to being deceived, are especially consequential in the age of social media.

So in the case of r/ThatHappened, it's nice to see that we can still retain our ability to distinguish truth from fiction.

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Lady Who Lives In Massive Fantasy Land Goes To Disneyland

Lady Who Lives In Massive Fantasy Land Goes To Disneyland

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#11

Woman Finds Microchip In Her Son’s Mask!?

Woman Finds Microchip In Her Son’s Mask!?

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#12

Of All The Things That Didn't Happen, This Didn't Happen The Most

Of All The Things That Didn't Happen, This Didn't Happen The Most

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KJ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Decided to turn lesbian, it's not like deciding to wear jeans instead of shorts today lol.

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#13

Mhmm, Yeah Sure It Was

Mhmm, Yeah Sure It Was

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Cecily Holland
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one really annoys me! These self entitled, self absorbed mental midgets really think they have it that bad. It’s disrespectful and disgusting

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#14

This 2-Year-Old Must Have A Degree Already

This 2-Year-Old Must Have A Degree Already

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sympathies to that child, s/he's going to grow up having their needs ignored, because mum needs them to make her feel better about her life.

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Everyone’s Worst Nightmare

Everyone’s Worst Nightmare

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#16

Oh Yeah. For Sure

Oh Yeah. For Sure

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but on the other hand she is probably still paying the hospital bills for the delivery of het son.

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#17

Brags To All Their Friends For Saving Their Life With Essential Oils

Brags To All Their Friends For Saving Their Life With Essential Oils

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#18

Discord Users Are A Different Breed

Discord Users Are A Different Breed

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because we all know when the universe began, the big bang and all that, monkeys were already well established 🤦‍♀️ not even apes, he said monkeys. Zero effort

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And All Vampires Clapped

And All Vampires Clapped

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#21

While These Children Weren’t Oxygen Starved, The Poster Was At Birth

While These Children Weren’t Oxygen Starved, The Poster Was At Birth

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Weird how some folks wear one for a full shift and are fine, they must be ghosts or something I guess.

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Vic
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe these people are are shoving their masks up their nostrils..

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Andy Acceber
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you feel ill from wearing a mask, that's because you've psyched yourself out so much you're having a panic attack. Calm down. (And get professional help if you need it.)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my entire family (minus me) is antivax + antimask, and i keep trying to tell them that all the "miniature heart attacks" and "new asthma" is just what they've brought on themselves. i have ACTUAL asthma and horrible anxiety but never once have i had any problems wearing one.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

poor surgeons who do 12+ hour ops masked up must be going through some things then ehh

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Beeps
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Heart pains? Well, I just got brain pains from reading this post.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wear one from 08:30 until 19:00, I'm a smoker, I can breathe just fine. The "sudden change of oxygen" experienced when removing a mask has never and will never make anyone vomit, because there is no sudden change of oxygen! You fucktard!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The kid needed to vomit so he took off his mask to do so. How is this not obvious?

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BananaJo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just came back from a vacation and it was a 16 and a half hour flight. Also, there are people who have to work full shifts with their mask on. Just wear your damn mask

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Julie Harden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the world's greatest mystery how doctors and other health care workers can wear a mask for hours and hours during a surgery and still live.

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Brian Bennett
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You whoever you are make me want to puke with or without a mask. We nurses an doctors must have superhuman constitutions to wear them for 12 hour or longer shifts.

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Jessica Aubé
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While I will admit it’s incredibly unpleasant if my fat, asthmatic, smoker body can handle a 12 hour shift wearing a mask while pushing someone in a wheelchair in the dead ass of summer for a nice long walk and I ain’t dead yet I think your wife who’s sitting in an air conditioned airplane for two hours MAY have some kind of health problem unrelated to mask wearing

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Alexandra Davis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because surgeons are doing this left right and Centre after operating on people.... SMH

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Nicki
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

aaand this is why surgeons are dropping dead everywhere! /sarcasm 🙄

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GaeFrog
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My friend had to wear a mask for a 12 hour flight and had no problems

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Tina Hugh
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A young child barfed on a plane? Call me gullible, but such things can happen

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Amanda Appleton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm in middle school. I wear a mask for 7 hours a day and my only problem is a sweaty mask guard. Lying idiot

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a chef, I wear a mask 12-16 hours a day, doing very physical work. And I'm a 25 year smoker and I'm overweight. Miraculously, I have no ill effects from wearing a mask. Isn't that weird?

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Cindy Hinson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the Oscar for the best performance in a self-induced drama in public goes to...🙄

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Lily Mae Kitty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wear it for 7 hours at work and people come in for 10 minutes and keep telling me they can't breathe...and here's asthmatic me, somehow managing to breathe in a mask for hours on end.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I recently wore a mask to sit at the airport/fly for 4+ hours each way, and had zero problems breathing. And I have asthma. BS.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I work in a hospital. 12 hour shifts, mask on all the time, the only time we are allowed to take them off is the eat or drink. I also have a cardiac situation. Had a double bypass 10 years ago. I don't have a problem breathing and the masks don't give me any chest pains.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

CDC should have first started a tiktok mask wearing challenge before mandating it.

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Paula Velez
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The concept of doctors wearing them in ORs has been lost to all the anti mask crowd...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm an asthmatic and have no issues whatsoever (must be undead or sth as I apparently don't need oxygen?/s) When I visited my brother in Germany we had to wear an even thicker type of mask than the blue surgical ones and there was a heatwave. Yeah, it was hot and extremely uncomfortable, but my brother survived his entire day at work. Plus the mask is actually a benefit for me in winter - heats the air before it hits my lungs, preventing an asthma flare-up.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wear a mask for around 10 hours a day while I'm working and have done well before covid happened! I can honestly say I've never struggled with the "sudden change of oxygen" when I take it off... Some people are so frickin dramatic

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, I guess I have super powered lungs or something. I can wear my mask for 8-10hrs at work 6 days a week and I have NEVER felt ill, light headed, etc. Not saying it's not possible, but these people out here saying it happens 8/10 times or something.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has been going on for well over a year. My job is considered "essential" so I never went into lockdown. In the ten hours from leaving for work to coming home, my double-masks never leave my face except to have lunch. The job involves heavy lifting. I enjoy nice long walks during my breaks. If the masks were affecting my breathing, I think I would have noticed by now. (Note: This is the moment their argument switches to "MACKS DON'T STAHP COVID, SHAKE UP WEEPLE")

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

those crazy surgeons always lacking oxygen while working, good thing they don't vomit.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If Gwyneth Paltrow sold masks at 300$ each these people would never take them off.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What was the kid doing wearing an oxygen mask then wh? 🤨😏😝

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wear one for 8 to 10 hours a shift and...nothing. just wear the damn mask

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Kim Armand Nielsen
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Must be the joy of lack of dust in my throat and lungs which brings me uncomplicated through a workday with mask. The opposite might be the case for COVID sceptics, however masks are to wear for quite long without any reactions during ot after the wear!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But doctors can wear them for a five hour surgery and are totally fine

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am guessing an allergy to one of the components in the mask caused this

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JD Lee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If stupid were as contagious as Covid, we would all be in trouble.

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Granny
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAH worked in OR for 50 years..mask sometimes 6 to 8 hours straight..Im still kicking at 76. MASKS DO NOT HURT YOU AT ALL..

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As we all know, operating rooms across the world are full of vomiting, fainting doctors and nurses...

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Béla Kun
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am deeply offended (/s) that when this topic comes up always everybody is only talking about surgeons, I work in pharmacology and we already wore masks for the whole work day too.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The sudden change in oxygen..."---So if that child held their breath for a few seconds then breathed, would they just die?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn’t it funny how myself and my siblings where able to wear a mask for 30 hours on a flight (multiple flights) and where completely fine?

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j miller
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or they must have become accustomed to them and are used to having to wear them? While the entire world is not!?

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juliana
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

bro i sat 4 hours on a plane with a mask and i'm perfectly fine. as a twelve year old tired of this crap i have t people who post this s**t are idiots.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have to wear one during my 4 hour dialysis treatment and live to tell the tale. I do it 3 times a week.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You must wear a mask over your nose and mouth, not in your nose and mouth 🤦🏼‍♀️

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DarkAngelNic
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So do surgeons who have to wear masks for several hours at a time vomit every time they take it off? How are they able to operate while having all those heart pains? 🤪

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Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And ... it couldn't possibly be that the poor kid got air-sick and puked because of THAT?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wear a p100 respirator every single day, and I've worn one while doing strenuous exercise, and I've never even felt uncomfortable breathing. Yeah, I've had breakouts around the mask seal sometimes, and got the straps caught in my hair, but that's the most discomfort I've experienced.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People better wish and hope like he'll I dont become a billionaire because on that day I will have the dangerous mouth breathing idiots rounded up and kept in fema camps until I can immunize each and every one of them then drop their sorry asses on a deserted island they will be pissed, but alive. Plus side, we can finally get beyond the immediate threat of fools spreading covid.

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Brandy Grote
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have felt ill after seeing a kid puke from motion sickness or altitude sickness. Except I'd already be sick because of my own altitude sickness!

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Paul Werner
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're out of shape wife who's 89 yrs old, but it was the mask causing heart pain

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Marco Conti
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Couldn't have been motion sickness. They put barf bags on planes for the masks.

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Found This On A “People Who Think Liking Harry Potter Is A Personality Trait” Fb Page

Found This On A “People Who Think Liking Harry Potter Is A Personality Trait” Fb Page

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And Then Ben Franklin’s Image Clapped

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Well, That Saved Me A Goog!

Well, That Saved Me A Goog!

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can believe that someone in a bar actually said that, after a beer or twelve.

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I Won't Remember Posting This

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Hate When People Underestimate The Condoms I Use In A Night Smh

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This Has To Be A Joke, Right?

This Has To Be A Joke, Right?

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Anti Vaxxers Are A Gold Mine

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm positive this is the same person who would be convinced dihydrogen monoxide is super toxic too.

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Then The Toys Clapped

Then The Toys Clapped

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then he cited Marx and refuted his argument with Hegel's counterargument!

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Highly Doubt It

Highly Doubt It

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Out of all the things so far this one seems slightly plausible just due to sense of humor

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She Also Happens To Be A Wannabe Travel/Wellness Influencer

She Also Happens To Be A Wannabe Travel/Wellness Influencer

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because it wouldn’t be weird for a stranger to take pictures of you alone in a bikini without you being aware….not at all.

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Sorry, What The Hell Did I Just Read?

Sorry, What The Hell Did I Just Read?

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Otter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So... what? This guy wrote the story because he thinks that using frozen chicken parts is somehow more humane than killing chickens onsite? How does THAT make sense?

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Cos A Dentist Has Enough Time To Watch An Entire Film Instead Of Working

Cos A Dentist Has Enough Time To Watch An Entire Film Instead Of Working

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Andy Acceber
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish this one was true. I'd love a lunch break where you just sit and watch full-length movies in your waiting room.

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I’m Sure They Jumped Another $15 An Hour For No Reason

I’m Sure They Jumped Another $15 An Hour For No Reason

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Another Clueless Nitwit Who Thinks They're Smarter Than The Teacher

Another Clueless Nitwit Who Thinks They're Smarter Than The Teacher

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Of Course They Said That

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BananaJo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Horrible histories taught me more than my history classes, I've been watching it since I was 6 and still watch it now w/ my little sister. Just wanted to share

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“Lone Wolf” Beats Up 6 People

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Even Some Of The Commenters Are Feeling Sus

Even Some Of The Commenters Are Feeling Sus

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Otter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you make $54 an hour, you can damn well afford something healthier for the family.

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#46

A Bunch Of People On The Comments Said That They Had Done Something Similar. Is This A Common Thing?

A Bunch Of People On The Comments Said That They Had Done Something Similar. Is This A Common Thing?

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Woman Convinces Everyone At CVS To Take Off Their Masks - No Really This Happened I Was The One Clapping

Woman Convinces Everyone At CVS To Take Off Their Masks - No Really This Happened I Was The One Clapping

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No One Liked That

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I Don’t Think So

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*cop arrests himself and apologizes* - clearly this dude's never dealt with cops. 500 of them would show up and ventilate you while shouting "stop resisting!"

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Very Likely Story

Very Likely Story

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Chiuki
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*calls uber* "I'm hiding behind the laundry truck - some guys are trying to hurt me"

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#52

Mlm Huns Need To Come Up With Better Lies

Mlm Huns Need To Come Up With Better Lies

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The Waiter Literally Cried

The Waiter Literally Cried

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#55

Did The Whole Cafeteria Clap As Well?

Did The Whole Cafeteria Clap As Well?

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#56

Real Gamer Girl

Real Gamer Girl

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#57

Maybe Believe If He Wasn't Complete Vermin

Maybe Believe If He Wasn't Complete Vermin

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#58

I’m Literally Non-Binary And Have Never Felt Like I Was Misgendering A Fckn Chess Piece

I’m Literally Non-Binary And Have Never Felt Like I Was Misgendering A Fckn Chess Piece

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In a game of chess there are an estimated 1,327 named openings and variants. If each of those opening gambits created an alternate timeline, in precisely none of them would this story be true.

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And Then People Around The Neighborhood Clapped

And Then People Around The Neighborhood Clapped

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But how will she inject essential oils to cure the doll's almond allergy? /s

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#60

Of Course It Did Deer

Of Course It Did Deer

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's like "OHHH I'm so happy to be grabbing my phone that's in the bathroom for some reason that is also oh-so conveniently propped up against something with the camera app on!! Wait, whoa, hold on, did it just take this really well-lit picture of me while I was reaching in to grab it??? :0"

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#61

Kids Think He’s Walt Disney And He Can’t Bear To Tell Them Otherwise

Kids Think He’s Walt Disney And He Can’t Bear To Tell Them Otherwise

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm pretty sure these children don't even know Walt Disney was a real person

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#62

"Accidentally Gave Myself The Vaccine" Via Twitter! Riiiiight

"Accidentally Gave Myself The Vaccine" Via Twitter! Riiiiight

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#63

Sure Thing Bruh Bruh

Sure Thing Bruh Bruh

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Andy Acceber
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I could see this happening. I'd certainly be tempted to do that as an employee. (Though I also don't put up with nonsense and send line jumpers to the back.)

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#64

Yes I’m Sure That’s Why You Uploaded It

Yes I’m Sure That’s Why You Uploaded It

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are the hashtags on this one supposed to be edgy and funny? Because they’re not.

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#65

A Kindergartner Can Definitely Say That

A Kindergartner Can Definitely Say That

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"How do countries come to go to war?" the little boy inquired, looking up from his book. "For various reasons," explained the father. "Now, there was Germany and Russia. They went to war because the Russians mobilized." "Not at all, my dear," the wife interrupted. "It was because the Austrians—" "Tut, tut, my love!" the husband remonstrated. "Don't you suppose I know?" "Certainly not—you are all wrong. It was because—" "Mrs. Perkins, I tell you it was because—" "Benjamin, you ought to know better, you have boggled—" "Your opinion, madam, has not been requested in this matter." "Shut up! I won't have my child mistaught by an ignoramus." "Don't you dare, you impudent—" "And don't you dare bristle at me, or I'll—" "Oh, never mind!" the little boy intervened. "I think I know now how wars begin."

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#66

I'm Sure Ya Did Buddy

I'm Sure Ya Did Buddy

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#67

Found This On Some Investment Entrepreneur Instagram Account

Found This On Some Investment Entrepreneur Instagram Account

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#68

Docs Know You Are Educated

Docs Know You Are Educated

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They probably do just look at them like 😳, but for other reasons.

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Youtube Comments Are A Goldmine

Youtube Comments Are A Goldmine

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I sensed the presence of a dark web hacker, moving through my meme collection, but I warned him exactly where the porn was located which caused him to flee with fright. 🤨

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Gay Shakespeare

Gay Shakespeare

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Andy Acceber
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's gay fiction. When I was a teen, I had literally read ALL LGBTQ fiction in my local library. Times have changed. There are now more options out there than any one person could possibly read. Ask your local librarian or a google a reading list for suggestions. (Or, legit, ask me here. Be as specific as you want. I've probably read one I can recommend for your interest.)

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Posted By A “Influencer” Do People Honestly Believe This S**t?

Posted By A “Influencer” Do People Honestly Believe This S**t?

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No Such Thing As Conflict Of Interest!

No Such Thing As Conflict Of Interest!

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Chiuki
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If your lawyer posts on social media that they're about to gang up with you against your soon-to-be-ex to "rip him off", you might have a better case. And you might want to consider finding a lawyer that actually passed the bar and knows the law. Just a suggestion.

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#74

And Everyoone Started Cheering

And Everyoone Started Cheering

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course none of them had their hearts broken. That never heals, so they'd be dead.

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#75

S**t Break Snacks In Fantasyland

S**t Break Snacks In Fantasyland

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Wise Worlds From A Wise 7 Year Old

Wise Worlds From A Wise 7 Year Old

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#77

Freestyle Rapping During An Interview... Hmm!

Freestyle Rapping During An Interview... Hmm!

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#78

Target Will Miss Them

Target Will Miss Them

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This doesn't happen. What actually happens is antimaskers throwing themselves onto the floor in a fit like a toddler.

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You Can't Take Crack Orally And It Doesn't Prevent You From Blinking

You Can't Take Crack Orally And It Doesn't Prevent You From Blinking

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Chiuki
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People will take random pills from random people, but we're struggling to get people to get vaccinated? What the actual hell?

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It's True Guys, I Was The Sign!

It's True Guys, I Was The Sign!

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A Mom Walking Up To A Stranger Toddler At A Playground To Call The Toddler Out As A Poser About Their Favorite Band

A Mom Walking Up To A Stranger Toddler At A Playground To Call The Toddler Out As A Poser About Their Favorite Band

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#83

Yeaaa Okay. I’m Not Too Sure About This

Yeaaa Okay. I’m Not Too Sure About This

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#84

Because That's Totally Something They Can Do

Because That's Totally Something They Can Do

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Andy Acceber
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, that's not a thing. Some of us white people just want to be oppressed so badly. *facepalm*

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“Accidentally” Accessed The Dark Web

“Accidentally” Accessed The Dark Web

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Ray Martin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, and you tell them "Please take me away, because I'm too stupid to be walking around free". It's not possible to access the dark web "on accident (sic)"

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Man Ran Because Of A Belt

Man Ran Because Of A Belt

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Andy Acceber
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this really how conservatives think the Black Lives Matter movement works?

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We Divorced Because My Kid Lied

We Divorced Because My Kid Lied

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Chiuki
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So the divorce had reached terminal velocity and couldn't be stopped.

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#88

Then The Whole House Clapped

Then The Whole House Clapped

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Does This Belong Here?

Does This Belong Here?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I was stalked by an imaginary hot girl, but I told her I was too shallow to talk to her". Imaginary girl dodge a bullet.

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I Believe You

I Believe You

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If there was any way at all that this was true, it would be fkn hilarious!! 🤣

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Proud Mama Bird

Proud Mama Bird

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son would say something like that. The part I don’t believe is the nurse kissing the kid.

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I Vibe With Wanting Live Childfree But This Is Just Sad

I Vibe With Wanting Live Childfree But This Is Just Sad

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trust bp to post an article about childless people and this in the same day lol

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Found This On Instagram Today And Thought Of You Guys

Found This On Instagram Today And Thought Of You Guys

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Bianca Saville
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not far fetched. There are kids like that and I'm lucky when I get to teach them.

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A Girl Posted In My Pe Class That Her Mile Run Was 4 Minutes And 39 Seconds... What?

A Girl Posted In My Pe Class That Her Mile Run Was 4 Minutes And 39 Seconds... What?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then the Olympic Committee called and offered me a million dollars.

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Give Me A Break

Give Me A Break

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Helen Haley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A teacher trying to be encouraging, I could see that happening. I could also see an egocentric teenager taking it like this.

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