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#1

“You Should Speak English”

“You Should Speak English”

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Powercat
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m curious: why would you be so adamant about wanting to understand conversations complete strangers are having? 🧐

Mary Rogers
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It isn't about wanting to understand the conversation. It's about hating immigrants of color. It's about making them feel like they don't belong. We have the same problem here in America.

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MiriPanda
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also, in the article below, "Trumpageddon" - noice!

Eastendbird
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hijab covers the hair, niqab covers the face as well.

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Laura Ketteridge
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this story so much! In my mind, the passenger who corrected the man was a little, elderly, chapel-going nain (grandmother). She wasn't just giving him factual information, but telling him off at the same time.

keighterz
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol the guy speaking *English* in *Wales* is mad at someone for speaking another language. Hilarious. When I was in Wales people wouldn’t speak to me in English.

Higgleton
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whereabouts did you go? In my time visiting North Wales, people have always been more than happy to speak in English.

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Charl Marx
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are approximately 3.1m people in Wales. Less than 30% are able to speak Welsh. The percentage of Welsh speakers varies by county from over 75% in Gwynedd in North Wales to around 15% in Southern counties such as Torfaen and Blaenau Gwent. As a Welsh learner in South East Wales I unfortunately seldom hear the language being spoken outside of schools, and certainly not in public. However, there has been a surge in Welsh language learners in recent years, thanks to more being taught in schools and it being more accessible with apps such as Duolingo. Even football is making a big difference, Welsh songs being sung in the stadium during international games sometimes you can only watch Wales games on Welsh language channel S4C! I'm proud of our language and glad to be helping it remain.

Fluffy mommy panda
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a dumbass he deserved every moment of that and I'm so glad that person turned around and said something.

Samantha
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, there is such a publication called Popbitch?

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    #2

    My God

    My God

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    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why no one should have control over women's bodies other than themselves.

    HangryHangryHippo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apply cold water to the burned area

    John
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, babies and toddlers are not all that good at making decisions or living their lives on their own either.

    Lydia Nijland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or teens, or adults, or elderly... Maby humans overall are not that good at those things. Dogs and elephants may actually outshine us on that ;)

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    Emily
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, saying you need to be capable of making your own decisions and living your own life is not a prerequisite to having the right to live. How many millions of mentally or physically disabled people would have no right to life according to that argument?

    Brittany no
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg the teeny tiny TAIL!! It’s gonna be a good boy(or girl), I can tell.

    Nathaniel Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One an elephant on a dog but the human just a zygote

    Mika N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda thought that too, they didn't say "one will become a dog and one will become an elephant."

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    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well elephants and dogs don't get abortions do they? $

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    "No one enjoys being wrong. It’s an unpleasant emotional experience for all of us," psychologist Guy Winch, Ph.D., said. "The question is how do we respond when it turns out we were wrong—when there wasn’t enough milk left for coffee, when we hit traffic and missed the flight, or when we find out the man who sat in jail for five years based on our identification was innocent all along?"

    "Some of us admit we were wrong and say, 'Oops, you were right. We should have gotten more milk.' Some of us kind of imply we were wrong, but we don't do so explicitly or in a way that is satisfying to the other person: 'We had plenty of time to get to the airport on time if the traffic hadn’t been unusually bad. But fine, we’ll leave earlier next time.'"

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    "But some people refuse to admit they're wrong, even in the face of overwhelming evidence: 'They let him go because of DNA evidence and another dude's confession? Ridiculous! That’s the guy! I saw him!'"

    #3

    Redditor Thinks Atheists Are The Obnoxious Ones

    Redditor Thinks Atheists Are The Obnoxious Ones

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. The number of times I've opened the door to a couple of strangers who've asked if I have a few minutes to talk about no God.

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You win the internet today. I laughed so hard that I started to cough and scared both of my cats XD Thank you, I needed a laugh today :)

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    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could tell you about my tax exemption for being atheist

    Daniel Mattock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never had an atheist knock on my door on a weekend morning asking me if I’d heard the absence of god

    Pazuzu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an atheist, can confirm. Converting all the non-atheists can be quite draining.

    SoapMonkey76
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mighty Doug Stanhope said it best “You never hear in the news, ‘Two hundred killed today when atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the agnostic stronghold in the north.’”

    An Tiber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually almost all wars in last century was non religious wars but wars for someone's power

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    Cavern Gill-Vernon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a non practicing atheist. Meaning I don't go anywhere and I don't preach my atheism. Go figure

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to disagree with this. I wear atheist jewellery, I have atheist ornaments in my house, and my girlfriend is an atheist artist. To those of you who say "I can't see anything.", that's because you're not an Emperor like I am, and I also have really cool atheist clothes.

    Kalikima
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That made me laugh, thanks..

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    Rostit .
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all that tax free atheist money..

    Israel Martinez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll only say so so nobody gets confused and think that I'm going to join in any evangelical indoctrination ... you say "God bless" and I will say "likewise" ... you say "Merry Christmas" and I say "likewise" ... I find it to be the most innocuous and non-assuming response ... also, if you tell me to "f**k off," I will say "likewise" just the same ...

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was an atheist, I really struggled with the sneezing thing. I ended up saying, "It's nothing to sneeze at." I'm still uncomfortable with it, as I don't believe my soul will fly out my nose, letting a demon in.

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    #4

    But We've Been To The Moon

    But We've Been To The Moon

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    Speedgoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, I don't see the "solid point".

    Wood Carver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK as someone with a fair bit of precision measurement work using ultrasound I'm gonna toss my 2 cents into the ring. Imperial people, and metric people are both weirdly tribal about how many lines are on a given object. It does not matter, so long as everyone using that system can agree. Built in metric imperial or old Roman cubits as long as there is a standard to work from, it's just comparison anyway.... metric makes more sense in the world right in front of you measuring things that fit on a desk, imperial for measuring the world all around you, distances win in metric though but only because I can never remember how many feet are in a mile. At the end of the day you can build things correctly, and fly them to the right spot quite easily using any measurement system in the universe so long as you and the person next to you agree on how big that thing is.

    Miss Kat O
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the UK isn't on there because we are just confused... we measure distance in miles, our gym weights in kilos, our body weight in pounds, our groceries in kilos, our height in feet, our recipes in grams, our water in litres but our beer in pints... the list goes on...

    Miss Kat O
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh it is on there and it says we're metric... tell that to the pubs and carpenters

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    Thorsten Massow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when american companys use their own system, they crash the spacecraft.

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he would have cheated on his blood test too

    Carole G.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As usual, Junior opens his mouth & finds a foot!

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And everybody forgets who reached space first with a rocket :/

    BordestPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it might be less about forgetting and more that a lot of people were never told that it was Germany.

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    pat hayes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the guys an idiot...as is the whole family...

    guyx23
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In general, the scientific community in the USA uses the metric system - not that 17 bald eagles equals 41 hotdogs or whatever random BS the imperial system is

    Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, the US uses the US customary system not the imperial system.

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    #5

    Still My Most Favorite One Yet

    Still My Most Favorite One Yet

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    Adam Jeff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This 'proof' is not correct. While the uranium decay chain does end in lead, not all lead originates that way. Some quantity of all the stable lead isotopes was created directly in supernovae, and lead-204 is created exclusively that way. (Obviously, the Earth is more than 4000 years old. But the proof is not that simple).

    Victoria Anderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandpa did the calculations and got right about 6000 years

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    Jigsaw's Puzzle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro what the hell is Christians against science I have never heard someone say outright that they’re against science.

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am in the south. I definitely have met people that as soon as anything science is mentioned they immediately say it is wrong and jesus is the way. Very frustrating.

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    Anonymous
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you just have lettuce in your brain? Just 5 wilted leaves of lettuce?

    idrow1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reason #311 why religion should be abolished. It needs to stop encouraging absurd levels of ignorance and misinformation.

    welp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anyone else notice 'christians against science'?

    Emily
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nevermind all the fancy science, you can go super simple and just say it's the fact that we can see stars! I do believe God created the world but you've got to be a special kind of stubborn to believe science is lying to you

    Mika N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some Christians I really respect believe in Theistic evolution, that evolution was a process God might have programed into life and used to create the world. The fact that the word for "day" in Genesis 1 (where God created dark and light the first day, separated the waters the second day, etc) is a very vague word that can also mean "era" is a very interesting thought if someone ascribes to that belief. He definitely has the power to have created it all in six days if He wanted to, but it also seems He's also never been a God who feels the need to be in a big hurry :)

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’re not being facetious or spurious and are actually going the “well God created lead too” route with that comment, I’m gonna facepalm.

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    Jeremy Evans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also explain millions of year old fossils

    Lisa Valen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was only 4000 years old, what about the dinosaurs? Oh. I forgot. Scientists "planted" them.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a Christian. I know the earth is approx 4.5 billion years old. Try not to have a heart attack. But if you do, I'll pray for you 😀

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    Winch thinks that when a person pushes back against the facts, when they simply cannot admit that they were wrong in any circumstance, everything boils down to their ego. Their sense of self.

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    "Some people have such a fragile ego, such brittle self-esteem, such a weak 'psychological constitution,' that admitting they made a mistake or that they were wrong is fundamentally too threatening for their egos to tolerate," the psychologist said.

    #6

    When Americans Think English Is The Only Language :

    When Americans Think English Is The Only Language :

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what I can be offended by today? I know lets look for some names that look a BIT like an offensive word.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg Nathaniel how could you?! "BIT" is just two letters away from b***h! Are you calling me a b***h?! /s

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    Dan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until they realise the Spanish word for black

    Peppy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name’s psyche I have had people refuse to call me that as it’s “offensive “ I have no idea what they thought it meant

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These days people are falling over themselves to be offended by everything. You’re not any kind of warrior or hero for being so insanely woke and staring ridiculous arguments and fights over pointless, petty nonsense.

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will now pretend that this post offends me. *practices being offended* How am I doing?

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    idrow1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would people do with themselves if they weren't looking for reasons to be offended all the time.

    Eva Kašu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Change your name, because iT HuRTs soMeone StupiD A*S"

    Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So consider shutting the fúck up. 👏🏼👏🏼 I love that

    Saturn Rings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ? I’m just a bit confused on where it said they were American. Person was an a$$h0le though

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that they had the bits to tell someone their own name is offensive made me assume they're from the US. I'm in Canada. They've been my crazy neighbours for 40-odd years now, lol.

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have witnessed this very behavior right here on Bored Panda. Someone said "snigger", and another person was virtually clutching their pearls, saying "That's offensive! The word is 'snicker'". 🙄

    Mary Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez. People need to look things up in the dictionary before becoming all offended. Just because you've never heard of a word doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

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    DCB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh good lord...Shut the Flock up.

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    #7

    So Explain These 10 Billionaires

    So Explain These 10 Billionaires

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    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I hate that so many people call Native Americans Indian. It's not the right label and it can cause stupid things like this to happen.

    Russ Kincade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife is in the Comanche tribe and she and her family do refer to themselves as Indian. When they speak of people from India, they refer to them as "East Indian".

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    Thomson StClair
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if there were 10 billionaires of Indigenous North American ancestry, what would that have to do with poverty on reservations? We have a lot of billionaires of European ancestry and that's done nothing to curb homelessness and child huger in the United States.

    CP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People using a small example of successful people does not disprove inequality in the system.

    Wood Carver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you. There is no poverty in the US based on Bezos is nuts

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    ZombieGirl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if it was an article on Native American Billionaires...it doesn't mean that poverty isn't real in the community either. We have billionaires like Elon Musk, and have tons of poverty in this country too. People just look for reasons to be argumentative sometimes

    Mary Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's more than looking for reasons to be argumentative. These types of people think when you are talking about the inequality of people of color that you are somehow accusing all white people of being racist, including them. They lack the ability to objectively look at the issue without personalizing it.

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    LinkTheHylian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Native American = indigenous. Non-Native American = outdigenous.

    Stephanie Paich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if it HAD been about Native Americans, why would the existence of 10 wealthy people disprove the existence of impoverished people?

    Rosemary Probert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't they called Indians because their forebears were indi- country before anyone else?

    Stevie S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Native Americans are the true Americans, everyone else are just multi generational immigrants

    Asphalt Bubblegum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call ourselves "First Nation People" these days. Not hard to distinguish us from people from India. We tell people we're the "Indians with the Feather" and people from India are "Indians with a Dot."

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    Passerby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait until he learn about raisins.

    Krystol Grayson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but, technically pickling is just a method of preservation. I ran into someone who was trashing Japanese people because they were talking about pickled ginger and other pickled veggies, and the person was saying how stupid they were because pickles are *only* cucumbers. Just because some cultures think pickles are only cucumbers doesn't mean it's true of every culture.

    Kat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you ask for pickles in a store here, you will get a type of piccalilli... The pickled cucumber is here usually gherkin (augurk). This is a different kind of cucumber.

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    Cheese and rice, Moony!
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin thinks pickles just grow like that and I told her they were cucumbers and she got the backup from an adult to tell her that pickles weren't cucumbers. Bro really got the opinion of a FARMER who didn't know pickles were cucumbers. An adult FARMER. (Edit: autocorrect)

    Carolee Samuda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he does the palm to face as though he's righteously exaspserated with his blatant ignorance.

    Gay-Trash-Panda
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    3 years ago

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    Kahlan H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well not all pickles are cucumbers. Or wait, did OP think pickles are a different kind of vegetable?

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    #9

    Oh, Lavern

    Oh, Lavern

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    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end." Revelations 1:8

    Wood Carver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to start a whole thing but God is the alpha and omega, and himself Jesus and the holy spirit but somehow it weird to use the pronoun them to describe that situation.......

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    Stephen Lyford
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means..."

    DCB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow - and this is someone who want to be in Government for a living. Just think about that.

    BobTDG
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    3 years ago

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    Yeah, the Yank gov is like that.

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    Billy Peters
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pronoun is a word that has lost its amateur status. Calvin and Hobbes

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calvin would make a killing if he grew up to be a philosopher

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    LinkTheHylian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Whassup, playa? I am tha Lord yo' God, fo' shizzle." - the Gospel according to Snoop Dogg

    Billy Harrelson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually there are pronouns in the Bible.

    Wood Carver
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course there are because without pronouns it's very hard to write of people. .. thus sayeth Jesus and yea though walking through the valley of death is what is happening, fear is an emotion which has not yet occurred..... it's quite awkward lol edited for spelling of sayeth lol

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The King James version is so badass it uses pronouns you no longer see elsewhere like "thy","thee", and "thou".

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    These people can't admit they're wrong, so their defense mechanisms do something remarkable to avoid it. They literally distort their perception of reality to make it (reality) less threatening.

    "Their defense mechanisms protect their fragile ego by changing the very facts in their mind, so they are no longer wrong or culpable," Winch said.

    "As a result, they come up with statements, such as, 'I checked in the morning, and there was enough milk, so someone must have finished it.'"

    #10

    This Online Review And 3 People That Saw It As Helpful

    This Online Review And 3 People That Saw It As Helpful

    rjroa21 Report

    Nurichwersonst
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but only those who have to stand that stupidity...

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    CP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always like to assume these people are joking just for my own sanity

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No....they used the D as the A in happy. So she's got HDPPY BIRHTAY at the moment.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if she even noticed that she has the T and the H reversed.

    DancingPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The T and the H are also swapped….

    Sarah K
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahahahaaaaaaa!!!! I enjoy this one so much. The sheer wonderfulness of it all.

    Rebel Jade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I’m being honest, this seems like something stupid I would do. Not the posting about it, but being a dumb fvck and not realizing that I am an idiot and used a D instead of an A.

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    #11

    Uh, No

    Uh, No

    brutalproduct Report

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the dictionary calls you out

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I was thinking. When the dictionary has to take time away from doing important dictionary s**t to tell you you're wrong....

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    novasoup (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao i love how they didnt even use punctuation, just a simple and straightforward "No"

    Queen fhk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this one is impressive but no

    Judes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband once tried to tell me it stands for North East West South. Apparently he learned that in primary school.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I always believed what NEWS stood for. I don't know where I learned that misinfo from but I know I learned it at very early age. I remember telling my grandpa what it meant during primetime news while he tries really hard to pay attention to the news while going "oh wow, that's amazing son."

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    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, it doesn't stand for anything at all

    Daryl McIntire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're right. Even now, no one knows what a news report is. And what's up with a news paper?

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    Rannveig Ess
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " It all started in the 14th century, when the English word 'news' developed as a special use of the plural form of 'new'. As the name implies, 'news' is associated with the presentation of new information."

    Waite Forit
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    3 years ago

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one has evolved. The first one I saw claimed it was News, Entertainment, Weather, Sport. Clearly somebody realised that having the acronym NEWS as being the first word of the acronym leads to an endless progression.

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    #12

    Healthcare = Gun

    Healthcare = Gun

    Complete-Zucchini-85 Report

    CalicoKitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't be sick if you're dead, I guess...

    Almarako94
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, as long as they only treat themselfes, we are all fine and can grab some popcorn.

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no they've got a point. You can't have a medical problem if you're dead.

    BobTDG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely death is a medical problem

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    Lemaire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, it's not either gun owner OR victim. It's gun owner AND victim. Gun owners are significantly more likely to be shot and killed by both in terms of homicide and suicide. Put simply, owning a gun INCREASES your chances of being a victim of violence. https://time.com/6183881/gun-ownership-risks-at-home/ based on a peer reviewed study in The Annals of Internal Medicine, 2022.

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahh, the gun carriers answer to everything they are scared of, which is damn near everything, point a gun at it before it finds out you are a gigantic coward.

    Eline
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh oh, you're epileptic. Don't moove, i'm gonna shoot you in the head. Yeah, no brain, no epilepsy. Ready?

    Tess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda outta luck if it's bad timing, and you're an epileptic who wants to treat themselves

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if this person is advocating euthanasia or armed robbery.

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im gunna shoot diabetes til its dead!!!

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet you if it were possible my diabetic dad would be on the floor with 14 bullet holes

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    A B C the Third
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only good thing I can find on this picture (and I'm forcing myself) is her actually practicing trigger discipline, which I wouldn't expect. Other than that, oof, that hurts.

    Sue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, right wing nut job humor is astoundingly stupid & not even funny.

    Tess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genuinely serious question here. All the states that have open carry gun laws, and also have the anti-abortion hell-scape laws. Is it illegal for you to kill yourself? I believe for the most part in Texas you have the right to protect yourself and your family, if someone breaks into your home; as far as I understand with very few consequences (I could be wrong though). How does it being okay to kill any human who you believe poses a serious threat to you, match up with these anti-abortion laws?

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    #13

    Wireless PC's Don't Exist

    Wireless PC's Don't Exist

    the123king-reddit Report

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want to lug that big tower around and a seperate monitor?

    Wood Carver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son is currently big into gaming. I'm in the middle of building him a tower bag from leather so he can tote it to his friends. Is it goofy heck yes, is he happy? He's 14 so I hope so lol

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell this person what PC stands for and blow their minds.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Police Constable? Politically Correct? ;-)

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    Emmydearest
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If bikes had four wheels to be more stable and a roof and a metal shell to be more protected and if they were propelled by some sort of engine or motor instead of using our own legs, we could travel and move around faster, more safely and in every weather conditions.

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, I don't mean a car! I mean a real bike

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    Thomson StClair
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So a laptop is no longer considered a Personal Computer? Doesn't get much more personal than that.

    Frank Ropen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember the Mac vs PC ads? Macs are PCs too

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    SCP 504
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe a cell phone? Those are technically PCs too

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PC is not the same as a laptop, I'm assuming. But how're you gonna carry it?

    Carolee Samuda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually made the mistake yesterday of asking about a pc when I meant desktop, but it was because we are so used to calling desktops PCs. I corrected myself immediately though.

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    Usually, when it's pointed out that they don't see things as they are, these people double down. "In our ... example, they will insist that their erroneous identification of the robber was correct despite DNA evidence and a confession from a different person."

    "When confronted, they will continue to insist or pivot to attacking anyone who tries to argue otherwise and to disparage the sources of the contradictory information."

    #14

    Sometimes, I Wish Democrats Were As Cool As Republicans Think They Are

    Sometimes, I Wish Democrats Were As Cool As Republicans Think They Are

    professorearl Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tomi Lahren must work very hard to be this level of stupid.

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, being stupid is easy and natural for people like her.

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    Tamra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a typical tactic of conservatives...a completely fabricated story with thinly veiled racism, intended to incite outrage in their gibbering, brain-dead supporters.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or get someone who doesn't like the thinly veiled racism to respond and then whine about how "Snowflakes get so offended by everything and want us to be silenced". Awful tactic.

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    Kat Min
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh? It is unusual for white people to eat watermelon and beans?? That is certainly news to me and I am WhiteyMcWhiteface.

    Carole G.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to sneak in a bit of racism there are ya Tomi?

    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, Tomi Lahren, the human Mt Vesuvius spewing hate and lies.

    ARMY_FOREVER
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't quite get this one. pls explain

    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically, Tomi saw some white people, who she classified as Liberals, having a picnic. Since they were eating refried beans and watermelon (stereotypically non-white foods) she immediately jumped to the stupid conclusion that they were trying to throw up on the convervative speakers, as opposed to just registering that they were, ya know, eating lunch. In other words, since she saw white people eating foods that she didn't think they were supposed to be eating, she thought that they were purposely trying to barf. The conclusion of which employed both barely-hidden racism and an innumerable measure of stupidity.

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strawberry daiquiris! You get sick fast and the stains stay forever

    Jeff Gabrisl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you believe what these liberal assholes are doing? They are feeding our white children watermelon, which we all know is soul food, AND refried beans, a Mexican staple! Those liberal degenerates are trying to push woke culture on our poor little babies! /s

    Pink_Boba22
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're actually trying to feed them food that will make them healthy and will widen their palettes! The agony to watch this!!!!!

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    Jcusack
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watermelon and refried beans are my breakfast. I don't see the problem here...

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be a wonderful tactic. Not against the average conservative or republican voter, but the disgusting, inhumane s**t spewers. I would love to rain my vomit down all over their delusional heads. maybe get a little in their mouths.

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    #15

    Milk

    Milk

    Logical-Steak4716 Report

    Ivo H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiots everywhere indeed.

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you have an umbrella when God was raining brains??

    Bunzilla
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They weren't just holding an umbrella, they were wearing a raincoat over a scuba suit while holding that umbrella.

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has got to be a troll…no one can be that stupid (I hope)

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it me or stupid people are louder?

    Teresa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I have come to realize in my life that the less one knows, the louder one is. Intelligent people do not waste their time yelling at people and trying to convince others of their intelligence. Only people that have no clue do that.

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    𝖊𝖆
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i’m sure this is the sort of person who would believe vegans breastfeed and it comes out as almond milk or something. How do these people get through life without understanding such basic human biology?? Please never procreate

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly these type of people ARE the once who will procreate sixteen times.

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    Powercat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do they think we were feeding babies with before the invention of formula? 🧐

    Wubba Lubba Dub Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This hurts my head... The stupidity... Too.. Strong..

    Catman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only one line of that is true. The last one.

    Wood Carver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd just like to point out how weirdly comfortable we all are sucking juice out of another animal.... milk is delicious and inherently bizarre

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in tarnation is this rant for Carnation?

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    #16

    Man Thinks Australians Were Oppressed During The Pandemic To Justify The 2nd Amendment

    Man Thinks Australians Were Oppressed During The Pandemic To Justify The 2nd Amendment

    ethan17w Report

    Bella10
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    15000 deaths from Covid vs 1.03 million. Even adjusting for population, I’d say we were treated pretty well, and like our lives actually mattered 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Yay Pandas!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in the US and it's mostly the people who thought the vaccines were part of a conspiracy theory who ended up dead.....well, also their families, and their friends and coworkers, etc. If we had people who had a brain, I think our total deaths would have been a lot lower,

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    Tracy Sellars
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from Victoria and our restrictions were horrific, but goddesses knows how many lives we saved. So thankful to the Australian State Premiers who took this pandemic seriously. Our PM at the time can go and f' himself useless twat.

    Tess
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dan Andrews saved Victoria. Scott Morrison was nowhere to be seen. The police did everything that they possibly could to give the protesters a chance to leave peacefully. If you only watched the end, it looks like police brutality. If you watched the preceding 8 hours of them patiently standing there, talking with protesters, trying to get them to leave peacefully, whilst they were climbing all over one of the most sacred national monuments, you would know that they did everything that they could. The police were given no choice, because it would only have gotten more dangerous once the sun went down.

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    Stephanie Cunningham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish Americans had been treated like Aussies during the pandemic! They had the good sense to fully shut down and didn't listen to morons yelling about their rights, and their low number of lives lost proves that it worked. Meanwhile in the US, here in Kentucky, an anti-vax mob hung an effigy of our governor outside his official residence to protest shutdowns. His two pre-teen kids were in the house and had to see that.

    Tess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Victorians got close to a year's worth of pandemic payments during the first year of lockdowns.

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    Miss Kat O
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm failing to see the connection between covid and gun restrictions....

    Tess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there trying to say that guns would have helped any of us with the lockdown protests, I really believe that they lack the capacity to have thought that through.

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    Sean Sean
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia has had 6 shootings since 1996, and many more massacres committed with other weapons. But, to be fair, still a hell of a lot less than the USA.

    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So apparently this GeneralTHC fella is convinced that people of the US should have gone around shooting their neighbors because they were "forced" to quarantine? Gee, take his guns away please.

    Tess
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lockdowns worked. If it weren't for Dan Andrews Victoria would have been f****d. The idiot prime minister on the other hand did absolutely jack-s**t to help his people.

    EJN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans once again showed how incredibly stupid they are, yet biased in matters they know squat about. If it has to do with the rest of the world, Americans "know nothing" but assume that what they have is the best regardless.

    BasedWang12.4
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But there were some crazy stories coming outta Aussie.. Well I mean at least coming out ABOUT what was happening.

    It's Izzy 🇺🇦 (They/Them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Australian, and I can say, we were actually fine here. Life is always going to be a little bit different here, but it really wasn't as bad as the US. And most of the different stuff was from natural disasters and pathetic politicians. My greatest fear during it all was it was going to be like the US.

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    KieLeaHar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only ridiculous part was the lockdowns they enforced and continued to carry on about in Victoria.. they went overboard there and it really didn’t stop the spread because people were STILL going to their friends and families homes and spreading it that way..

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    #17

    First Boycotts, Now Socialism: Hercules Needs To Get A Dictionary

    First Boycotts, Now Socialism: Hercules Needs To Get A Dictionary

    Dark-All-Day Report

    JuJu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always sad to see a childhood hero become an idiot

    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect he was always an idiot. Without Twitter, we just didn't know it.

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    Dacă nu pierdeam, câștigam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are many countries where you don't spend much money on university, especially if you have good grades, and the professor still gets paid

    Thomas Robinson-Aguirre
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Peanut has never gotten over the fact that Lucy Lawless (beautiful woman and wonderful actress) was more popular than him and his Trump tan.

    Tess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is truely a demigod whether as Xena, or herself.

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    Lisa H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The majority of conservatives hear that word and automatically think "Russia". I don't know how to explain that the basic idea behind it is to help each other. I don't know how to explain that Russia is an example of RADICAL socialism, as in, taken to the extreme. And by conservatives, I'm mainly talking about my dad, but obviously he's not the only one with this mindset.

    LilliVB
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me Russia can't be considered properly socialist because it isn't a democracy. To most Europeans, when we think about socialism, we think about Scandinavian countries. Slightly higher taxes, but really great, public and free services (healthcare, higher education, unemployment, housing...). Countries totally democratic though.

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    Daniel Mattock
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like his tweets. They remind me that no matter how low an opinion I have of myself, at least I’m not Kevin Sorbo

    Magnifico Giganticus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People still think socialism and communism are the same thing.

    Habilis Fabulous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an adjunct professor, I can assure you I’m doing it for next to free already.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny because, I think Hercules would be accepting of socialism. And be fighting against idiots like Trump. He was all about people living without the control of the gods (which could be an allegory for modern controlling governments). But I guess that's why Sorbo is an actor. Or was. Has he been in anything lately? I think Andromeda was the last think I saw him in.

    third molar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would they think if they find out what first S stands for in SSN

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    People who repeatedly resort to this kind of behavior are, by definition, psychologically fragile. And they don't like it.

    "[Such an] assessment is often difficult for people to accept, because to the outside world, they look as if they're confidently standing their ground and not backing down, things we associate with strength. But psychological rigidity is not a sign of strength, it is an indication of weakness," Winch highlighted.

    #18

    Full-Throated Incorrectness About Us Knife Crime vs. UK Knife Crime

    Full-Throated Incorrectness About Us Knife Crime vs. UK Knife Crime

    Rixmadore Report

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he confuse this with metric too?

    Basko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The UK uses metric million, the US is using the body parts million

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    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone know an American million is sooooo much bigger than a European million DUH /s

    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People per million people is an interesting metric

    Taibhse Sealgair
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, technically, the last statement isn't wrong. We do actually have the same number of people per million people.

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    Frances M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d love to know the same ratio for gun deaths…

    Vix Spiderthrust
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    US: 3,704 gun deaths per million UK: 16. https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/gun-deaths-by-country (note the figures there are per 100k, not per million)

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    Tess
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They may have the same amount of people per million people, but the UK have a s**t-tonne more intelligence per person per million people.

    CultOfBambi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to think that too - but considering the state of the UK these days I think we are rapidly approaching the same level of idiocy...

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    Phandom Apostolis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a well-known fact, but US and UK use different units for measuring population. UK uses the old "people" unit, where the US uses the "patriot" unit. I think the conversion rate is 1 Patriot = 3,14159 People.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The numbers referenced are bad too. United Nations 2019 study on global homicide (https://www.unodc.org/unodc/en/data-and-analysis/global-study-on-homicide.html) showed knife related homicide rate of .08 per 100K( 53 yearly knife deaths or 8 per million) for the UK and .6 per 100K (1964 yearly knife deaths or 60 per million) for the US. On top of that, knife deaths account for 40% of UK homicides but only 22% of US homicides. Bet you can't guess which method is number one in the US (Hint- it rhymes with run)?

    Kevin Doyle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stopped reading as soon as the statement "Are Population" was written... OUR!

    Oais Wright
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well every country has the same amount of people per million people ( one million to be exact)

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    #19

    I Saw This On Facebook And Instantly Thought Of This Sub

    I Saw This On Facebook And Instantly Thought Of This Sub

    TardisPup Report

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even know where to start

    ARMY_FOREVER
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    start with a HUGE facepalm! i heard it helps when others are stoopidly stoopid

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    Eline
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't hold your breathe in the water! That way, water will get in your lungs but you won't die because your body will know how to adapt the situation and be a little swimming pool! "

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha ha! Spat out my tea reading this! This thread is making me feel like a genius

    Ryan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a lot of confidently incorrect people, it starts with a very very tiny crumb of truth that they get confused by. Sunglasses that have inadequate UV protection can be bad for your eyes, since your eyes are slightly dilated (tricked into thinking its dark, lol) so more UV exposure to your pupils. Has absolutely nothing to do with skin omg.

    Fenchurch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, I was trying to figure out how they thought eyeballs had secret power over skin that no one else knows about. Conveniently skipped over melanin and biochem in biology class. Somehow turned out to be a neurology genius though

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    GirlFriday
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, I see the logic behind this. Oh no, sorry, that wasn't logic, it was a gas bubble. I am better now.

    just me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that's why there aren't any tan blind people!

    Pam
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. That is why! We learn something new everyday. 🤣

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    Brooklynn Jackson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And even after spending a million years in the Fields of Eternal Punishment, they knew not the fault in their judgement

    Erin S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to go ahead and guess this person is an anti-vaxxer.

    nerdy_panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the 5 people that liked it tho....

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I wonder what the world would be like if it actually worked the way idiots think it does.

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The world would roll up into a ball (as it would be flat) and die.

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    #20

    Obama's Birth Place

    Obama's Birth Place

    shocking-science Report

    AndreaD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many fake accounts Trump has

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funniest part is, even if he was born in Kenya it wouldn't matter. His mom was a US citizen which makes him a natural born citizen regardless. Ted Cruz's mom on the other hand may have renounced her citizenship before he was born which would make him an undocumented immigrant.

    Kay Kelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't let him know it he'll be wanting a free trip to Martha's Vineyard!

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    Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pft! What next, you're gonna tell me Alaska isn't part of Canada? /s

    Bill Ferreira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the right wing need to advertise that they have less intelligence than a monkey?

    Lily from England
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is the only president born outside the contiguous 48 states. But apart from that. 🤣🤣

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    #21

    Dumba*s

    Dumba*s

    SplitpushADC Report

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he was too long in corn of teen. And if his cooking is as bad as his french, well... Bone Apple Tea!

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you hate when people use wrong cinnamons?

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They make synonym buns, silly! Like grammar used to make! 🤣🤣 Delicious!

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    Eline
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what? All my life is a lie? I thought it was "bonjour"! Diantre, i don't even know my mother tongue? Quel désastre

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One sentence that stuck with me after high school French class: Quel bruh!!!

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    Zet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could you be a bit more considerate? not everyone knows french, silver plate! i am going to eat now, bon apple teeth!

    Katiekat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT A CATCH! He misspells AND verbally abuses! Back off, ladies, he's all mine and you can't have him!

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a Spanish girl I met, who claimed French was an insane language, much too complicated to learn properly, and she didn't even try to remember a single word of it. But she had this trick whenever French people were trying to talk to her : keep answering with the Spanish phrase "Yo no compro pan" ("I do not buy bread") since it sounds like French "je ne comprends pas" ("I don't understand").

    Eline
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, french is not that easy to learn....i'm happy to be french and not having to learn it.

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    Kat Min
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ohmygod, he mean BONJOUR!! Jeez, that took me forever to figure out. What a dumba**

    Luke T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do these people even form a cent ants

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    "These people are not choosing to stand their ground; they’re compelled to do so in order to protect their fragile egos. Admitting we are wrong is unpleasant, it is bruising for any ego. It takes a certain amount of emotional strength and courage to deal with that reality and own up to our mistakes," Winch said.

    Most of us feel uncomfortable when we're reminded of our imperfection, but we get over it. We take the L. And it's definitely something worth patting ourselves on the back for.

    #22

    The Golden Rule: Never Disagree With The Grammar Bot

    The Golden Rule: Never Disagree With The Grammar Bot

    classyrain Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many people think the "should of" version is correct, I've seen it twice on BP today and I gotta wonder if it's because of the coulda, woulda, shoulda pronunciation.

    Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably! I tolerate it because you never know if someone's first language is English. Heck, English is confusing to it's native speakers.

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think a verb and a preposition are interchangeable in a sentence and equally "grammatically correct" just because they sort of sound alike, you might not know how grammar works at all.

    Gretchen Esquilin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they say, "Irregardless." Ugh!!! It's just "regardless..."

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoulda, coulda, woulda. *cringe* ;-)

    Eline
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never used "should of" when i speak/write english. Should i start now? I'm lost...

    Tamra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you've been doing it correctly. It's never "should of"..."should have" is correct.

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    CrazyCatLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “…acceptable I past tense…”

    Ben Dreyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your teacher "should of" bopped you over the head with a large dictionary in school, fella!

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    #23

    The Last Sentence Is Really The Cherry On Top

    The Last Sentence Is Really The Cherry On Top

    leileitime Report

    Jul Chv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another latin/greek misconception, I guess.

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Homo sapiens: Latin for "wise man". Homosexual: Greek for "of the same sex".

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    DCB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are doing a fine job yourself at making "Americans look so dumb"

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First, this person is wrong. Second, the meaning of words change dependent on how we use them. "Homophobia" was originally coined by Freudian psychologists in 1906 to describe the fear of people. Homophobia was first used in its modern context in 1969. The word "anthropophobia" almost immediately showed up to fill in the role of the old meaning because the new meaning was too perfect for what it was trying to describe.

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't it be cool if homophobes were actually afraid of gay people? Scare their bigoted asses away by kissing your girlfriend in public.

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so smart! I am so smart! S-m-r-t! I mean s-m-a-r-t!!!

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "fear of homosapiens" 😂😂 No, love, you're confusing social anxiety with being rude towards gay ppl, that's two different things....I think?!? 😂

    Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, those are two different things. I have a varying level of social anxiety, but I think that the gays are lovely.

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    #24

    …

    wakaflockasleftnut Report

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I identify as a leggy bronzed model with a six pack. I'm not one, but it's about attitude, if you know what I mean.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I identify as a 47 year old divorced father of two who just lost his kids to his b***h ex-wife because the judge was sexist. It's all about attitude! It doesn't matter that reality sees me as a childless woman!

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    DCB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I identify as a billionaire - my bank disagrees

    Waite Forit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I identify as a person 20 years younger on dating apps.

    Kitty Purry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no hope for future generations.

    novasoup (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hope the likes are ironic and this is some sort of satire

    BoredPandaSucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I identify as a fat F*ck 50ish white American imbecile so..........sometimes i guess it works out.

    Emma S
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilary Baldwin we know that's you. 😆

    A Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I identify as a slice of ham on toast.

    Caroline Sinclair
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I identity as a Bored Panda, far too many hours a week.

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    #25

    How Stupid Can You Be?

    How Stupid Can You Be?

    LizardsRYourBoss Report

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you just try to justify slavery? You Vitamin D deficient circus clown.

    DubMaccaT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weren’t these old songs about directions to escape?

    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bingo. Negro spirituals during slavery were thickly veiled references to escape times, underground railroad station locations, and directions. They knew the master and overseers would not care if they sung about "jesus"...so they could sing them often and loudly in the fields.

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Innocent people are a lot happier in prison. They're fed, have clothes on their backs, and are housed."

    Yvonne Blau
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they're safe from other criminals... oh, wait

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    Powerful Katrinka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whippings, rape... and any member of your family could be sold without warning. Are those your little kids? Kiss them goodbye, because you're never going to see them again. Why hasn't your spouse come home for dinner? Because they've been dragged off in chains. You object? Too f-ing bad.

    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, Katrinka. Your username is well applied :) That free food? Scraps, corn gruel, and undesirable parts of animals that would be normally thrown away. Some may be allowed a small garden, but only at the nicer plantations. Those free clothes? Thin, full of holes and infested with body mites, lice and rarely replaced. That free shelter? A dirt floor, hole-filled shack with no bathroom, MAYBE a fireplace for heat and no insulation. The poster is delusional if the thinks any slave was "happier" in bondage.

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    Paul Richards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, they sure did love being whipped and lynched.

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hands up anyone who voluntarily wants to be a slave?

    Sarah K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. The songs. The slave spirituals were just overflowing with happy, happy fun time vibes. You could tell how joyful they were being whipped in the sun, tending fields for their owners by listening to such classics as; Sometimes I feel like a Motherless Child, Wade in the Water (a Underground Railroad hit) and Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. Party songs for sure. They were much, much happier before that pesky freedom found them.

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, terrible of us to finally force freedom on them.

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    Casey Horn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait until this guy finds out that slave hymns were codes and usually meant something totally different from the actual words being sung. because you can’t just sing “i hate my owner, we need to escape, and i found away” because you would be punished severely for that.

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet this person owns a "Don't tread on me" flag, carries a gun, and is fond of quoting "give me liberty or give me death".

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    #26

    Idiot

    Idiot

    billy_icenhower Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed. I will not spend time with you, you nitwit !

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Stay miles away from me! You unripe beetroot.

    Marla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to convince the idiots that they can protect themselves from shedding spike proteins by wearing a mask. Bring this right around. Maybe rename one of the vaccines as Trumptastic Happy Fun Time or something

    The crushinator
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trumptastic Happy Fun Time sounds like a vape flavour, that would totally work. Or Orange Claw, no, Pumpkin Spice Covfefe.

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    keighterz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got the vaccine and didn’t tell my anti vax family who is 100% positive that vaccine shedding is a thing. Well I just revealed to them recently that I’ve been fully vaxxed since a year ago and they are all speechless. They all spent plenty of time around me and never had any effects. My mum also swears her friend stopped menstruating because she was around vaccinated people 🙄 LSD works that way, not vaccines.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LSD makes others stop menstruating when they're around you?

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    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I got shingles from the dead skin cells of people vaccinated against a completely different disease" is a new bonus level of stupid.

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, don't go out! There are many more rabid vaccinated out there. Protect yourself! Don't reproduce too and bring unvac baby into this scary world. Let your bloodline dies with you!

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, please - let the unvaxxed unwittingly protect the rest of us by staying away. Perfect!

    Robert B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m picturing a bulldog sized sea urchin leaving spines on the floor.

    R. H.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a vax for shingles, too

    cecilia kilian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should I feel bad for laughing instead of feeling pity?

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    #27

    No One Can Be Spanish ! Spanish Is Only A Lenguage

    No One Can Be Spanish ! Spanish Is Only A Lenguage

    egdelwonk4216 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what is your nationality then if you are from the nation of SPAIN?

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Firstable" implies that there was a "secondable." Which means it got worse from here.

    Bella10
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can people be that ignorant?

    Sage Gusano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Firstable" I'm using this in my next work meeting.

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Firstable" 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

    liyanee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Firstable, it's called Spainian and secondable, Spanish is lenguage only.

    Lily Mae Kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Firstable is my new favorite non-word

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    #28

    They Thought It Was A Transphobic Comment When It Actually Was Affirming

    They Thought It Was A Transphobic Comment When It Actually Was Affirming

    Halfling_bard-mom Report

    Passerby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, the sentence itself is ambiguous. It could be understood as rejection, as in the son is no longer accepted as a part of his family, or as an acceptance, as in the son is now his daughter but still his family nevertheless. I don't fault people for thinking it is a rejection. It can be read as one. I suspect this might be a dad jok gone wrong, to be honest.

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joke gone wrong was my first thought.

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    Bluebrains
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... They're not wrong. Now they have a daughter.

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's usually better to not make complicated jokes, often a lot of people don't get them

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is kind of funny.....the pun was so good and not obvious that ppl took offense

    Kitty Purry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They go stir crazy over those 'awards'!

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, that is correct.

    Deborah Coalter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly, you would have a daughter!

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    #29

    I Got Nothin'

    I Got Nothin'

    PirateJohn75 Report

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling this person an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people of the world.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And even if she were a biological man, who gives a f**k?

    Bluebrains
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe some people. Imagine actually spending time and energy writing bs like this. :/

    Robert B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, another example of someone who has never been near a woman, or really any human?

    Steve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll take statements made by Incels for $1,000

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there was me thinking it was Kim Basinger!

    BasedWang12.4
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ohmy goodness. throw this person away

    Ryker Pingree
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dotn even understand what he's saying, the woman doesn't have am observable spine so she's a man?

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    #30

    I’m Not A Physicist, But I’m Sure This Is Wrong

    I’m Not A Physicist, But I’m Sure This Is Wrong

    Savalis986 Report

    Ivo H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original “fun fact” is also wrong btw.

    Tess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not entirely sure why we should be worried even if it were true...

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    Jetze
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A banana (for scale) has very roughly 120 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 molecules (200xavogrado's number). So both are dead wrong).

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    QR codes being depleted, we'll have to go to Mars to mine for more

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    QR codes actually encode text, so that's completely wrong. And 223 billion is not a very big number. Did someone confuse IPv4 addresses or barcodes?

    Tequila Mockingbird
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was hoping there was an exponent left out. It’s the only way that fact could make any sort of sense even remotely. 223 billion. Pfft. Someone forgot what the population of Earth is and can’t do basic math estimations. I guess we are all made out of 31 atoms each. Bwahahaha!

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    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they trying to outdumb each other?

    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there are 50,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms in a grain of sand...

    Matthew Wilkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The number of QR codes is 2 to the power of 23624 which I'm unable to calculate but I guess it'll result in number made up of about 8000 digits. To type that number onto a standard MS Word document without commas would take at least 3 pages. That's a pretty big number and a lot of QR combinations!

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    #31

    When You Don't Know How Bullets Or Sound Works

    When You Don't Know How Bullets Or Sound Works

    trancemechanic Report

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, you need to show us that yourself to prove your point.

    DCB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed...Darwin award will be given upon proof of said hypothesis

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm afraid I'm going to need proof. Could you demonstrate your hypothesis? Preferably before you reproduce.

    Ian Webling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem with this logic is that the sound will reach the victim AFTER the impact.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He isn't very wrong, although it's closer to one or two seconds depending on your distance from the gun. Oh, and so long as the gun is an antique, muzzle-loading flintlock pistol or musket. There is a better than even chance that the writer of the OP gets his gunshot 'facts' from action movies.

    Robert B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, I can dodge a .22lr but not from less than 10000 yards

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    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Physics lesson desperately needed

    Jul Chv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much Matrix watching will give you that... I suppose.

    ARMYCHAMEALON
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is totally possible... if the bullet was shot in the air and you could track its exact trajectory

    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sound travels about 1100ft/s (335m/s), and an AR-15 bullet travels about 3300ft/s (1005m/s). So not only is the sound three times slower than the bullet, but also most people aren’t shot from 3300 feet away. That gives you s l i g h t l y less time to dodge than you may think.

    Distinguished Gentleman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the delay is the sound coming after the impact u stupid twat

    Bill Ferreira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sound travels around 700 mph depending on altitude. A bullet travels at upwards of 2-3 times that.

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    #32

    "New York Has The Best Pizza In The World"

    "New York Has The Best Pizza In The World"

    Alessio3002 Report

    Wood Carver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best pizza in the world is the one you like best. My wife and I cannot agree on pizza. I like soft thick and cheezy not Detroit but not new york, particularly fond of sour dough at the moment. She likes thin and crispy and topped no more than an Italian pizza. You know who is right? No one because food preference doesn't work that way.

    Wubba Lubba Dub Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boom. Well said. It's akin to kink shaming someone. Just because it isn't your thing, it doesn't invalidate anyone else

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    keighterz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans think Italian pizza sucks because what we know as pizza is a completely different food. Watch Foods That Made America on Hulu, there is a whole episode about the “pizza wars” in the US. The founders of Pizza Hut literally said, “people don’t know what pizza is, pizza is what we tell them it is.”

    Honu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There may be some Americans that think Italian pizza sucks, but I don't think that's particularly common. America has regional variations of pizza. Italy has regional variations of pizza. There are restaurants that specialize in Italian styles of pizza where I live in America and they're popular, too. I have known some New York transplants here in California who are fanatical about their pizza. Most of us here think they're silly. I have also known folks who want to gatekeep all pizza to just Napoli. I think they're snobs. But then I come from a place in the US that is mostly known for fusion food. We like to mix things up and invent knew things. Either way, I don't think it's fair to give the impression to our friends in Italy that there are scads of folks over here in the US that think their pizza sucks.

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    P B Wilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had real pizza in Italy. It's just not what I'm used to. Not a big fan.

    SirWriteALot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, he's got a point. I LOVE pan pizza, the thick crust with fried bread ... some italian pizza is really thin, and you have to like that. Unfortunately I live in Europe and people try to out-do themselves in how thin a pizza can be ... glad Domino's has opened up some franchise restaurants here.

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    Nathan Pogorzala
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that "only" Americans are self-centered is laughable.

    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not what was said, please re-read it.

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    BoredPandaSucks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you like pizza made from roadkill Opossum crust covered in rat poop, go for it, but don't expect me to agree with you, unless it's Okeechobee Opossum, THEN it's authentic!

    Kat Min
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been to Naples and had Pizza there. It was so basic but I heard Angle choirs sing when I ate it. We Non-Italians are all Jon Snows , when it comes to pizza. We know nothing.

    Saturn Rings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m American, Italian pizza tastes good.

    Wintermute
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best sushi I ever had was in Seattle... on my way to Japan, where I had a ton of very good sushi. This comment is dumb.

    Jessica J.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pizza was invented in NYC, not Italy. It was a cheap, easy to fix, and hearty, that the men working on skyscrapers, and other construction, et cetera, could eat. When it first started, mostly just a round cooked flat dough, with tomato sauce, then came the cheese, then the toppings, as it evolved, and ingredients became more accessible and cheaper.

    AnnwylTheBloodyLovesFerghus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. In the strongest terms, just no! It was a cheap meal, yes. Easy to eat, also yes. But it was not invented in NYC!

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    Toothless Feline
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American pizza and Italian pizza are two different dishes. Same basic premise, but different ingredients and execution.

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    #33

    Prnouns Are Hard

    Prnouns Are Hard

    _Foy Report

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Yes they are this stupid. I’ve had the same argument with my father. He refuses to use identity pronouns because it’s “grammatically incorrect.”

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    Mimouna
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's still a bit confusing sometimes for non English native speakers

    Tess
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, non-native english speakers tend to have a better grasp on the language than many native english speakers.

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    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I go by they/he... you can refer to a single person as they. Not only is it grammar, it can be used for someone who you don't know the gender of, as it can be a gender neutral pronoun. Like, "THEY are driving a Mazda."

    Stealthzilla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an English teacher that taught us how to avoid using they and them in a sentence if it’s singular even if you don’t know the gender, so if there was a mysterious figure you couldn’t use they you had the repeatedly say “the person” which was excruciatingly annoying

    Tess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not how you're supposed to english.

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad they have ruined they/them. Can't use them as singular anymore without someone being a smartass about it.

    Gluten_free
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro who says "Someone dropped his or her wallet" like no it's "someone dropped their wallet"

    Robert B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m lost, it seems like 3 people having 4 different conversations.

    Sven Wouters
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think wat this person means is they/them in the sense of transgender or not identifying as male/female. However in perfect englitch it is correct

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    #34

    As Someone Who Lives In A Country Where Assault Weapons Are Banned, I Can Confirm We All Eat Our Dogs

    As Someone Who Lives In A Country Where Assault Weapons Are Banned, I Can Confirm We All Eat Our Dogs

    RonFilipkowski Report

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is national TV? Do they have any standard at all?

    Mouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Newsmax is a niche cable network. Their niche is to prop up & hire MAGA types after they were fired from other jobs in disgrace.

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    Nathan Pogorzala
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lady is a national embarrassment. I swear she is a hired idiot.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lauren Boebert is a blithering idiot and a national disgrace.

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah just had a german sheppard Bratwurst today - traditional german dish here....

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We prefer Old English Sheepdog and chips here in the UK, as fish are on the decline

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    Wintermute
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Newsmax is a purely propaganda channel, and even that stooge interviewing her can't hid his amazement at how stupid she is.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It always amazes me that she doesn't fall down more frequently. I suppose the dragging knuckles help her keep her balance, but I still think the low forehead should make her tip over.

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, is there some kind of scientific connection b/w gun-banning and dog-eating? Or does it just happen spontaneously?

    DCB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is a special level of ignorant AND stupid

    Thatkamloopsguy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lauren's lack of IQ should really be studied.

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes that is true. Every country that bans assault guns has dogs on their Sunday lunch menu impended mandatory by socialist liberal lobby.

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    #35

    21st Century Math

    21st Century Math

    WolfOfDoorStreet Report

    Sanchi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might have just been the guy misreading the text. I also misread it

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone got a Supercomputer to check this high level of mathematics?

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The quantum computer necessary to do so wasn't build yet

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    Dragons Exist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bottom one technically isn't wrong

    Casey Payne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically... it's not exactly wrong, just underwhelming the estimate? 3 million IS less than half of 1.1 billion. Much less. And they did lose MORE than 5 million dollars. A lot more. So what kind of wrong is this? Because it ain't right enough to let them walk away confidently but not wrong enough to shame them with math in front of their friends.

    Courtney
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the kind of "honesty" my ex husband always pulled off. Extremely misleading statements, made with the intention to conceal the truth, while still being factually correct. The poster gets +1 for math, -100 for ethics. Or they were just looking to land on r/technicallytrue

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    Frank Ropen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LacunaParadox is technically right

    Thomson StClair
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, yes, they lost more than 5 million .. that's essentially true ...

    Kitsune
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is over 5 million dollars, technically

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    #36

    I Guess Viruses Are Smaller Than O2 Molecules. It’s Been Nearly 3 Years And They Still Believe This Dumb Nonsense

    I Guess Viruses Are Smaller Than O2 Molecules. It’s Been Nearly 3 Years And They Still Believe This Dumb Nonsense

    dhoae Report

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real question is whether his brain is bigger than oxygen molecule

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, mask fabric electrostatically attracts the particles. That's part of why they recommend changing your mask every day, because they start to lose their charge. https://www.wired.com/story/the-physics-of-the-n95-face-mask/

    #37

    Something Only The Alphas Would Know

    Something Only The Alphas Would Know

    shades0fcool Report

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine calling yourself out like that! Also those are lot many words for I can't find a girl to date!

    Bella10
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m concerned the original comment garnered so many likes. Are people really this stupid?

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes....yes they are. Which explains why no women appear to be attracted to them!

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    keighterz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah we’re all on birth control now cus we can’t trust guys to wear condoms.

    L.V
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better beta than alpha! At least some of the bugs have been fixed

    GirlFriday
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THANK YOU FOR THE REMINDER TO TAKE MY PILL TODAY!

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine having to find excuses for why women won’t date you rather then just admitting you’re an A-hole…

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People really still talk about beta and alpha males.... grow up people

    Jonn Thundergun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Inadvertent self own completed successfully*

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live when morons get owned by themselves. It's like a Möbius loop of idiocy.

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    #38

    “Poor Life Choices”

    “Poor Life Choices”

    Jetcoin77122 Report

    Bella10
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in the US a lot for work. My hotel manager had terminal cancer and had to work so she could continue to receive benefits. She worked up until 2 weeks before her death. I remember her greeting us, in pain, and using a walking stick, she was mid 40s. She passed a couple of weeks later. Your system is disgusting,

    L.V
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so sad! One of my colleagues was diagnosed with cancer, was put on sick leave immediately, and got to spend the following year and a half with his family until he unfortunately died☹️. And even now, my company is supporting his family. In the UK btw.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminder: About 70% of Americans want universal healthcare. Because of the convolutions of the US government's procedures, the 30% minority has sufficient representation to block such legislation.

    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Money talks, which makes the US healthcare system screwed up beyond all recognition

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    Emma S
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Brit, I can't even comprehend having to pay for lifesaving treatment like chemotherapy, or having to work during treatment. The NHS certainly isn't without its flaws but I'll defend it 100% against anyone that wants to complain about it. It's truly shocking that healthcare is seen as a luxury in some parts of the world in the year 2022.

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare she choose to get cancer! Appalling.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the poor life choice here? Getting cancer or being born/living in the US?

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure how this fits into this topic.

    MIHAELA ČVORAK
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because of the comment on the top. He/she thinks that cancer is a choice.

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    Cathy Jo Baker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I didn't have to worry about healthcare costs, I could already retire

    LadyHawk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one should be upvote, because of the stupidity in the first line. USA has the most non equality among their citizens.

    Cathy Jo Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The United States sucks the big hairy meatball in so many ways. I can say that, because I am a citizen, and I vote.

    DCB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HC system here is a for-profit mess. It is infuriating to me that one of the supposed "richest countries in the world" cant have a straightforward comprehensive health care system that does not penalize people for getting sick and needing healthcare...(And don't you dare think about *gasp* giving birth to a child!) and allows people to go broke because of it. That and the way that our veterans are treated when it comes to the care they need as well. Wounded Warrior Project is great - they do great stuff for a lot of people, but we should not need it!! But yet we spend bazillions of dollars on stupid sheite. It just bothers me - just not right.

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    #39

    Psa To Americans: Puerto Ricans Are Us Citizens

    Psa To Americans: Puerto Ricans Are Us Citizens

    weekend-zombie Report

    LittleMissPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8 USC 1402: [...] All persons born in Puerto Rico on or after January 13, 1941, and subject to the jurisdiction of the United States, are citizens of the United States at birth.

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "you compilation of birdcage lining" 😆

    Holly Allen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Compilation of birdcage lining." I'm adding this to my list of insults. This is fabulous

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair complication of birdcage lining is a good insult

    #40

    *foodchain Left The Chat*

    *foodchain Left The Chat*

    DotDotDot695 Report

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't you demonstrate eating lettuce in front of couple of hyenas. Be the change. ( This is a sarcastic post: No down votes please 🥺)

    Boreddd🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet this person thinks humans coexisted with dinosaurs

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duh.., we did! Have you never seen the documentary series The Flintstones?

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    L3mon_D3mon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like the plot of a knockoff lion king

    Bart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh boy, where do you even begin with people like that...

    Eline
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't. Don't waste your time , they're too deep in their bulls**t to try to understand.

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    Beck
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3000 years ago. Just wow.

    Vix Spiderthrust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    500 years after the birth of Judaism. Which means for half a millennium they had no idea what all the kosher rules were for.

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    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Animals kill and eat each other to f*****g survive you raw potato

    VM37
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet the teacher weren't alowed to teach evolution in their high school.

    SapphireKing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    evil darkness of death sounds cool ngl

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    #41

    Intelligence Is Not A Social Construct

    Intelligence Is Not A Social Construct

    scrotimus-maximus Report

    DramaNerd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I love Neil Gaiman.

    Emma S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a joke. How do you console a grammar nazi? There, their, they're.

    ARMY_FOREVER
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    incorrect understanding, homophobism and stupidity have skyrocketed!

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “How dare you not refer to children by their specific sex! You should be fired, what a monster!” F*****g ridiculous and silly 🙄

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    Cheeky chicken
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for Neil Gaiman...amazing author and always sounds like a decent person whenever I hear about him

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    #42

    Not How Bras (Or Boobs) Work

    Not How Bras (Or Boobs) Work

    Imaginary-Witness883 Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They work like battery sizes, don't they? With AAA being the smallest. ;-)

    Ka Se
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is different at different places. In middle europe there are coup sizes are like that. In the Us it is different I think.

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    Powercat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you intend to buy a woman some lingerie you really don’t need to know her bra size… especially if you don’t know what it means.

    Nenya
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And please don’t buy lingerie for a woman if you don’t know her well enough to already know her bra size.. Or is it just me?

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    Zet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am a woman since a couple of decades now and i buy my own bra's 96D is a legitimate size. the number is always the circumference size of the bust (beneath the breasts) the letter is the size of the cup .. the letters start with A (as the smallest) and most of the normal bra sizes you can find will finish at C, D or E ( the largest) BUT only because you have a big "cup" letter it doesn't mean you have necessarily big boobs. .. it's always the combination of circumference and cup size that decide ultimately the size.

    Powercat
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The letter indicates the difference between the circumference of the bust beneath the breasts and over them. The number says nothing about the actual boob size. It’s got more to do with your build. A larger number says that you have a larger thoracic cage / are taller/muscular/ have wide shoulders / have more body fat. And contrary to popular belief, a D cup isn’t especially big, it’s rather average. I’m a thin/fit girl with small boobs and I wear a D cup. (You can look at my profile pic, my boobs are nowhere near big)When you think of a lady with especially large boobs, we’re talking about a G-H cup.

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    Pat Head
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Per Google and Guinness, "In February 1958, shortly before his death at the age of 32, Robert Earl Hughes (USA) weighed 484 kg (1,076 lb; 76 st 3 lb) and had a chest measurement of 3.15 m (10 ft 4 in)." That's nearly 124 inches. Not sure if cup size, though.

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    #43

    Two Local Diversity Advocates In Arizona Are Taking Heat After Calling A School District Racist For Hiring A Dj To Perform In Blackface — But It Turns Out The Dj Was Black

    Two Local Diversity Advocates In Arizona Are Taking Heat After Calling A School District Racist For Hiring A Dj To Perform In Blackface — But It Turns Out The Dj Was Black

    Effective-Wonder-45 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes people try too hard to be offended by something. Sorry if I have caused offence with this statement.

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DOWNVOTE!!!! I FEEL SO ATTACKED AND OFFENDED AND WHERE IS YOUR MANAGER?!?!?! (/j im joking i swear please don't come for me)

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    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to Arizona! This reminds me of a current lawsuit against Arizona State University. You may have seen the viral video associated with it. A group of black students recorded an argument with a white student in the multicultural center. The black students felt threatened by the white student because one had a “Blue Lives Matter” sticker on his computer. You can hear the black students saying multiple times that white people don’t belong in the MULTICULTURAL center because white isn’t a culture. This played a huge part in the black students being expelled from the school and now they are suing ASU for discrimination. Here’s the video: https://youtu.be/1BzraMlg9Ek

    Billy Harrelson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read the beginning of the headline as Woke Ariz and thought that's a cool name for a DJ.

    pebs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only hope is that the society that led to these aberrations will implode on its own.

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its hard to tell the difference between blackface and actual black sometimes....😂😂

    Scott Crowe
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    3 years ago

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    Classic textbook case of Left-tards being so "open minded" that their f*****g brains fell out......

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    #44

    I'm Not Confident In Our Future

    I'm Not Confident In Our Future

    IfIKnewThen Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a bilingual I can confirm that we are bisexual

    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It amazes me - the sh!t people are willing to believe about Obama. What's next, he's actually two short guys in an overcoat?

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    Lee Banks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Brazilian buddy told me a joke, once... what do you call a person that speaks three languages? Tri-lingual. what do you call a person that speaks two languages? Bi-lingual. what do you call a person that speaks just one language? American!

    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny 'cause it's true! (I'm an American, and the French I studied and thought made me bilingual was absolutely incomprehensible to my host family in France.)

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    UKGrandad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That granny-for God reminded me of the Evangelical Christian pastor and broadcaster, Ray Comfort. He has a website and was once in a debate with an atheist who referred to Comfort as a bibliophile. Comfort went ape, demanding that the next comment by the atheist had better be an apology for the disgusting slur or he'd be banned. The atheist very patiently explained the meaning of 'bibliophile'. 'Ah', said Comfort, 'I thought it was a sexual slur about church leaders and children'. Still, hardly surprising for a man who used bananas as proof of God because they come with their own wrapper! And I promise I'm not making any of this up.

    Sean Sean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God help her when she hears the word "polyglot"!

    FreeDragon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sure some of these idiots think that being bisexual means you only had sex twice.

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my two kids asked me how many times I'd had sex, and I told him twice. XD

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    didi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Username Deplorable 😂

    Slinkaste
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I speak 4 languages. Am I quadralingual?

    BobTDG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but it's easier to say multilingual.

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    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok ok two things bere first the obvious but this person thinks bisexual means gay/lesbian. "Attracted to the SAME gender" if they knew what bisexual meant they would say "attracted to the OPPOSITE AND same gender"

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They think bilingual means bisexual, because Bi. Bi means two

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    #45

    Patriotism Isn't Propaganda, Ok?

    Patriotism Isn't Propaganda, Ok?

    skully_kiddo Report

    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    USA is the most freest country ever. It has most freedoms and the biggest freedom that you have ever seen. USA is bigly big on being freest.

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our freedom is the most freest freedom of all freedoms.

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    Bella10
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Freest country ever to exist”. Sigh. Excuse me while I go enjoy my 6 weeks paid leave, book in for a free specialist appointment, enjoy roaming around without wondering if I’ll get shot, and have my children seek further education without bankrupting them.

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the Air Force setting up recruitment tables outside theaters was the biggest hint that Top Gun is propaganda, but I'm kinda stupid. Source: https://www.warhistoryonline.com/news/us-navy-recruiting-top-gun-maverick.html?andro=1&chrome=1

    SirWriteALot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America has the best freedoms. /s

    GirlFriday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a coincidence that Top Gun: Maverick was released just as the US Military is experiencing its lowest recruitment numbers in decades? Top Gun: Maverick, the sequel to the movie that made enlistment numbers in the military go up faster than the draft? I don't think that is coincidence.

    Cara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can't even get unpasteurized cheese or Kinder Eggs with the toy in them.

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    #46

    Hmm Moon

    Hmm Moon

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    STress
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, planets. Not stars, not light years. (They still have no effect, but let's be precise in this one)

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    InvincibleRodent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep saying this: the average maternity nurse has a larger gravitational effect on the infant in the moment of birth than ANY of the distant celestial bodies associated with ANY astrological sign.

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👏! I keep telling people “see this little puddle? It’s so small that the moon pretty much doesn’t affect it at all, it does not have tides. What makes you think your little human body on this massive planet is any different?”

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    Zet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh , planets CAN influence people's behaviour. have yo ever talked to a person who really believes in Astrology and lives by the ideology?

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oops sorry I crashed the car officer... I'm an asparagus and the planets were in retrogarde..... something came over me and I couldn't control myself!" "Ma'am you were driving under the influence at 80 mph."

    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is probably just superstition, but it happens so often that it doesn't make sense. I work in healthcare and the 3 days before and the 3 days after a full moon are usually the most hectic *except* on a memory care unit. I can't explain it, but it is every time. I doubt there is any reason, maybe we are just assigning value to an event for our own mind, for it to make sense. (please don't downvote, just sharing an experience)

    #47

    You Love To See It

    You Love To See It

    000000909 Report

    Per-Ole Sjuve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't confuse them with such hard to find videos.

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like saying you don't like a food when you haven't tried it

    #48

    Answering A Question I Didn't Even Ask And Still Getting It Wrong

    Answering A Question I Didn't Even Ask And Still Getting It Wrong

    olorin2786 Report

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    let's live and die by a collection of some damn near 4,000 year old ghost stories.

    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I have no problem is someone wants to live and die for it, as long as they don't bother ME and anyone else for it. Like: my freedom ends when your freedom starts. So if you want to live your life believing in God, Allah or a frickin' toothbrush deity, be my guest. But if your religious beliefs influence politics and that influences my freedom and my rights, now I have problems, my dear.

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    Khara Mei
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genesis 19:1-11 is Sodom and Gomorrah, punished for their lack of hospitality and their pride, nothing to do with gay. Leviticus 18:22 is mistranslated (it's about incest), same with Leviticus 20:13 (this is about adultery), nothing to do with gay. 1 Kings 14:24 is about Temple Prostitutes (so, adultery and prostitution), same with 1 Kings 15:12, and 2 Kings 23:7, nothing to do with gay. 1 Corinthians 6:9-11 is about adultery, nothing to do with gay. 1 Timothy 1:8-10 is calling out those who don't follow the law; naming those who break the law as those who practice incest and adultery, nothing to do with gay. Only two of these are New Testament, neither of those have Jesus speak at all. I'm referencing the Hebrew text for the Old Testament and the Greek text for the New Testament for accuracy.

    Victor Trejo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the base for saying that a certain scripture was mistranslated?

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    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Man shall not sleep with man as he does woman" talks about pedophiles

    Victor Trejo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, "man" now means "child" and "man" in the same sentence?

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    Javier loh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For 2 kings 23:7 I think it was actually women paying male prostitutes I don't know its vague

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    #49

    Trying To Figure Out What Percentage Of The Us Population Has Died Because Of Covid

    Trying To Figure Out What Percentage Of The Us Population Has Died Because Of Covid

    Bansaiii Report

    BasedWang12.4
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did they change their avatar pic just to make it laugh at them

    Tess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was necessary, and very well done.

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    #50

    Wait, Why Didn't I Think Of This?!

    Wait, Why Didn't I Think Of This?!

    Kellan_OConnor Report

    John McLeod VII
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly someone does not understand that you can't get energy from nothing.

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes the old plug a power strip into itself for infinite power thing. Because thermodynamic laws are just suggestions./s

    Kati H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to plug that power strip to some outlet before that. It needs to be charged by some other power source first, then you can plug it into itself, you dummy! /s

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    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they use the energy to move you from point A to point B. Using the energy for recharging the batteries would make no sense. And, then, there is friction... but at this point friction should be a hyper-advanced physics concept for someone like you, dear Watson.

    Evan Wills
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elementary, my dear imbecile.

    cugel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still, I am wondering what its actual purpose is.

    CHRIS DOMRES
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought a basic common design of all electric vehicles is regenerative braking. So this added alternator would be redundant.

    James Cox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except this one would run all the time, basically negating any energy it produces

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    Vix Spiderthrust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, firstly, that's what an alternator does, and secondly, "elemental"?

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an example of a perpetual motion machine, aka a good idea at first but not really, aka a flop, aka so far impossible due to the laws of physics.

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    #51

    Redditor Thinks Children Wouldn't Be Interested In Reading Harry Potter

    Redditor Thinks Children Wouldn't Be Interested In Reading Harry Potter

    TheWingedArm Report

    Sanchi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read the series when I was 9-10 ish. It was good

    Tess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From memory I finished the fourth book in two or three days at 8.

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Ravenclaw is trying to big up his own intelligence by denying children can understand Harry Potter?

    CalicoKitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cons of self-reporting in psychological tests. And the cons of separating people into "I AM GOING TO FIGHT A BEAR", "I AM VERY SMART", "I AM GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD" and "wow you guys are...enthusiastic...".

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    Lee Banks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was babysitting kids aged 6 and 4, when the series came out. I was 13. We read them together, and the parents let me take them home, so I could pre-read, and get the voices right. We all loved it.

    L.V
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it's not like Harry Potter made a whole generation of kids fall in love with reading /s

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact this man claims to be a ravenclaw

    DramaNerd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: read the whole series when I was 7 in one summer break, never watched the movies

    Jonn Thundergun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read Lord of the Rings when I was 9. I figured every kid has read all HP books front to back at this point lol my kids certainly love them.

    Katiekat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Retired teacher here who taught middle school for 20 years, 26 years total. Kids read plenty if they're interested, or to get a good grade, and some of them actually (gasp) become interested in things they didn't know before. Who'd have thought.

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    #52

    They Can't Be Serious!

    They Can't Be Serious!

    PhysicalProgrammer Report

    Mimouna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought "African American" was a US ethnic group classification

    AffenpinscherMom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is. I love how most Americans will not understand this concept.

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    AffenpinscherMom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting never thought about that. Politically correct is to say African American not black, because clearly the current populations' heritage stems from slaves being brought over from Africa. Which is different then someone who lives here that is from Africa so they are African. So, I would say Musk is African, not African American, since his forefathers were not originally brought to this country as slaves. However, this is just my opinion on it. Feel free to agree to disagree.

    Mimouna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree and it's interesting. Don't know about how it works the US, but in my country, when speaking about people with dual citizenship, you would use the term applying to the countries of citizenship not the whole **** continent (Anglo-American, Franco-Iranian, Sino-American, Franco-Nigerian etc.). When you use a f*** big a*s continent it sounds like you are talking about a "citizen of x country, with x racial/cultural background", and it's deemed as racist here (it is illegal here for administrations/governmental entities & institutions to use the notion of race & ethinicities)

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    BordestPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s not. He’s African with an American citizenship.

    Jul Chv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I mean...technically... Well but South Africa. The Apartheid? Oh fck, i do give up. Too scared of having Musk being dubbed the new Mandela...

    Julie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like no one from Africa is or can be racist. His ancestors got to South Africa from England on his dad's side generations ago. No way, they were racist if they went to South Africa, right? I can't.

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Trevor Noah, the comedian, is also from South Africa. He has a bit where he calls the racism we have in the USA "racism lite".

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    CD King
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    **technically not totally wrong**

    Powercat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The very complicated concept that African doesn’t always mean black 😂 I have a few friends who actually were born in Africa. None of them is black. Shocking right?

    Isabella Minter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well he is. he's from south africa. so he is african american

    AffenpinscherMom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. He's African with an American Citizenship. "African Americans are an ethnic group consisting of Americans with partial or total ancestry from sub-Saharan Africa. The term "African American" generally denotes descendants of enslaved Africans who are from the United States. Wikipedia"

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    #53

    Oh Yes. Demonic Possession

    Oh Yes. Demonic Possession

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really need an exorcism then at this moment

    Eline
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah ,me too. Do one need an appointement or something? I mean, it's this or the bonfire.

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus is the only drug you need!

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    side effects may include burning people at the stake, protesting military funerals and failing science class.

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    Holly Allen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold on. Back up. Are they going to teach mental health classes? Oh please tell me this is true!!

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We studied mental health in our health class at school.

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    Julie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, mental illness really was sometimes diagnosed as demonic possession. On the flip side, it seems like some Saints who had visions may have had mental illness as well.

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, or epilepsy. Or access to psilocybin-producing mushrooms.

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    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus can suck my ... no, he can't. Not even that, because he never was real.

    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those comments should get persecuted. It's like selling snake oil to cure cancer. It's misleading and criminal, IMO.

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to go to this class. I'd find it interesting as hell

    Navindu Wijewardena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, really, we need the mental health class

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus will set us free alright, by placing dinguses like you in front of oncoming trains so others need not suffer your insufferable existence.

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    #54

    I Hope He's Not Serious

    I Hope He's Not Serious

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    Bella10
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I’d love to see that 🍿

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I'm personally not a Ronda Rousey fan, but I'd like to see her go Rowdy on that bozo for that moronic comment. *Cue Bad Reputation by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts*

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Studies have shown” k so cite those “studies” b***h. Put up or shut up. Oh, you can’t find evidence? That’s exactly what I thought.

    #55

    Just Turn It Off

    Just Turn It Off

    zruxr Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah ladies, just firmly insert your spigot!

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely Nathaniel, I can’t believe I have been so stupid to not have one /s

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    Jen T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How amazing would it be to turn it all on at once and just be done with it?

    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! Turn this thing into only one hour a month. YESSSSSS!!!

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    Mary Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every woman who might work with him should line up and all take turns kicking him in the nuts, then say to his near-incapacitated a*s: "I don't care how bad the pain is. Be a professional and suck it up." And maybe one of the ladies should command he turn his ball hurt off, too.

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this 😂 I recently made the connection between period cramps being caused by your uterine muscle contracting and the contractions women experience during childbirth being caused by ALSO the uterine muscle contracting — that’s why it hurts so ducking bad, period pain is just diet childbirth pain 😅 and that’s for women with normal periods, imagine adding that to endometriosis etc….

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    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a man who has never made a woman orgasm.

    Ovata Acronicta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boy do I wish I could turn off the menorrhagia. Frickin elevator scene from The Shining over here. Also I think we ought to hook this fella up to those little diode things that give similar muscular cramps. For science.

    Eline
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can he turn off his stupidity? Or i'll punch him in the belly, then he'll feel what i feel everymonth.

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah it's more than a punch honey, get a knife and mom's slipper too... don't forget to give baby his chocolate😆

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    Linda HS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like Judge Judy said in one episode, if men would have cramps or labor pain, there would not be any more births in the world! I think if men would experience menstrual cramps, they would “afford” and they would “control” them! Idiot

    Bored_NorWeirdian
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woow! I’m taking what I said about the traffic jam back, THIS is the most stupid I seen on this list. ‘Turn it off’😭😭😭💀 it’s not an on/off switch you moron! Edit typo.

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yall lemme just turn off my f*****g reproductive organ real quick

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    #56

    Grow Up

    Grow Up

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    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they're, you know, ON FIRE. A person once tossed their lit cigarette out of the car and it burned a good portion of both our and our neighbor's land. So there's that.

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And nicotine is poisonous, so any curious critters nearby are at risk.

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    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a guy toss a butt near this fence at a gas station. A GAS STATION. You guessed it, it started the dry leaves on fire... the ones he didn't look for, and it spread. The wood fence was engulfed. The gas station attendant rushed out with a few buckets and we grabbed water, the manager had the extinguisher... it took a bit. But one cigarette, carelessly hucked into the fenceline on a dry week...

    Kingsloth262
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, all he said was that he didn’t like it, he didn’t say why. It could be bc it flies out the window and hits other cars and stuff, and lit ones start fires.

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

    Ovata Acronicta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A number of years ago in IL there was a law passed that made some *hefty* fines for people tossing cig butts. It's one of the better laws with obscene fines attached to it honestly, the ground just seems so much nicer without cig-a$$ everywhere.

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have special trash cans for them. I'm in Vegas rn and have you seen how many cigarette butts I've seen here? You should check out the pinball museum though. They have pinball machines from the 1950s and a cat. And yes you can play the pinball machines. It's super fun

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat is kinda skittish but very friendly if they trust you.

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    #57

    Man Completely Misses The Point Of Rage Against The Machine

    Man Completely Misses The Point Of Rage Against The Machine

    Skye_hai_bai Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta wonder if there are people out there that think the Machine they're raging against is a toaster or something....

    Dagny White
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rage against the washing machine

    Jul Chv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They indeed were on th OST of Matrix, shot bybtwo trans women... But I suppose it is deemed to be a Republican metaphore by that person.

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I loved Rage Against The Machine until they actually started literally raging against the literal machine - thinking outside the box is so annoying, life is about staunch rules and regulations, what a bunch of sellouts” 😂😂 what a square

    Mouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd bet that guy was somehow not impressed by Profits of Rage. His loss, they put on a great show!

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But where did the machine go?!?!

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    #58

    They Know Their States

    They Know Their States

    tektekboi Report

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he can't even find the correct flag 😬

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we please start spaying and neutering these intellectual lightweights?

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good to see people showing their Malaysian pride.

    Saturn Rings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay for Malaysia 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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    Casey Horn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay but on a hilarious note. Community makes a joke about this. Troy is in a fake UN as Georgia and he asks if they can do accents. he proceeds to list off all the correct information about Georgia the country but with a southern accent. it’s pretty great.

    The Radio Demon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read everything in a Southern accent. I'm Southern. What were you expecting?

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that geographically-challenged dingus doing using my country's flag while talking about America? I'm pretty sure he ain't from Malaysia at all XP

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BAHAHAHAH THATS NOT EVEN THE US FLAG GOD DAMN💀💀💀💀💀

    RMA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a Georgia County somewhere? (Not country, well aware of the country, but a county specifically, such as Fulton County or Orange County. Just wondering.)

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ay, ay, ay….I present you…future generation!

    DramaNerd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all of us. Also kinda your fault cause your generation decided what we’d be taught.

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    #59

    "Cars Only Use Gas When They Are Moving. That's Why It's Measured In Miles Per Gallon And Not Gallons Per Minute." From The State Of Hawaii's Fb Account In Response To Complaints Of Hpd Issuing Nearly 500 Tickets To Drivers That Were In 'Park' On The Freeway Exits During A Traffic Jam

    "Cars Only Use Gas When They Are Moving. That's Why It's Measured In Miles Per Gallon And Not Gallons Per Minute." From The State Of Hawaii's Fb Account In Response To Complaints Of Hpd Issuing Nearly 500 Tickets To Drivers That Were In 'Park' On The Freeway Exits During A Traffic Jam

    imhereredditing Report

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They got parking tickets for being stuck in a traffic jam?

    GlitterQueen541
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They turned off their cars to save gas so they were technically "parked" Not saying I think they should have gotten tickets either way, just wanted to help clarify.

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    #60

    Fyi - Potus Doesn’t Create Laws, People

    Fyi - Potus Doesn’t Create Laws, People

    eburner31 Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The congress is the one that makes the law. The president can campaign for change until he's blue in the face but if the congress refuses not much he can do about it.

    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This lack of civics knowledge is exactly why so many people think that Trump could do whatever he wanted, like take government documents home. The president IS NOT the government; the president is PART of the government. And a president IS NOT a king.

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I myself have a very hard time understanding stuff in my civics class but even I am not that dense

    BobTDG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obama was in the exact same circumstances a decade ago. You eejits need to sort your country out.

    DCB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Someone* failed Civics class

    Thanatos Charles
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    It's not a gun problem, Making guns illegal won't solve the problem, same as making various drugs legal didn't solve the drug problem, A criminal will find their way to commit the crime, Before the downvotes come ill leave it there

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm really tired of this argument. It's demonstrably false. There are lots of examples of countries where gun control works. https://www.cfr.org/backgrounder/us-gun-policy-global-comparisons

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    #61

    Rare Sight! Two Confidentlyincorrect Creatures Arguing

    Rare Sight! Two Confidentlyincorrect Creatures Arguing

    Craztnine Report

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suddenly no understand English

    ARMY_FOREVER
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this aint even english. this is the language of essential oils. there's no way any sane person could understand that

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    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like a misogynistic crystal blew up on a yoga mat.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, let these two ones breed together and hasten the end of the world.

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lady once followed me around a store in Vancouver telling me “oh such a pretty aura” and “you are an indigo child I can tell” - the funny thing was I had terrible diarrhea that day, no shame, and had entered the store looking for a bathroom but I couldn’t find an employee for a few mins so I was just sweating and powerwalking around the store with this clearly mentally unstable lady powerfollowing me and tripping over herself while trying to pet my hair and coo about how pretty my aura was - as an introvert it’s one of my top 5 least pleasant experiences lol

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    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's so far out there even the James Webb can't spot her.

    Aqsa Azam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought Stefan's profile pic was lord voldy and I was taken aback

    VM37
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know which one of these is worst.

    BWC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gibberish in, gibberish out.

    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two for the price of one,

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    #62

    Confederate

    Confederate

    Swish1892 Report

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's norway somebody got confused here!

    Jonn Thundergun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha I made a similar joke but you beat me to it. You're good at the internet!

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    shiny shinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's norway the caption isn't sarcasm

    Bored_NorWeirdian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s Norway you moron! 🇳🇴

    Jonn Thundergun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's Norway this guy is that big of an idiot.

    Scott Crowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    F*****g Left-tard with their brainless observations.

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why we don't invite you anywhere Scott.

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    #63

    Religious Propaganda Flyer

    Religious Propaganda Flyer

    suckontits Report

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know much about roses and cacti but I sure identify a prick when I see one!

    Szirra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, don‘t let your future husband holding his bare stem.

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talking about Roses and no mention of the pricks you get when handling them? Missed opportunity.

    Emma S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love how woman are expected to remain virgins until they marry to be 'pure' but men are free to bang as many women as they want. Why doesn't he abstain so his wife doesn't marry 'damaged goods?'

    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so she will not have any sexual experience and be able to compare her husband to her past lover(s). Seriously. Why else would SHE have to be pure?

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    Lee Banks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just so beyond vile and toxic.

    Pumpkin Spice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just for this, I'm going to go consensually bang as many people as possible. I don't even like sex, but I'll do it.

    Casey Horn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG i found one of these rose pins on the ground and have it on my jacket! this is amazing since i’m both non-religious and have been sexually active since HS… LOL

    Telepathetic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the meantime your future husband is out "gaining experience"

    Psst
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will always be a full rose ASEXUALS UNITE

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on, this isn't a religious propaganda flyer. It's a religious propaganda leaflet. Morons. /j

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    #64

    Basic Maths Y'all

    Basic Maths Y'all

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    Sanchi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why yes it did actually

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Started out great, but still managed to bungle the catch...

    Char-char
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This math is stupid. Her sister is clearly 80 (Jk I think the answer is 42)

    Mrs.Pugh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all I got two different answers🤦🏽‍♀️

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand your logic. Kinda. But you're wrong

    Mark LaHoud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's why my sisters look so much better than me.

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not even my second guess on how he would mess this up

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    #65

    Should We Tell Him?

    Should We Tell Him?

    PotatoePotatoe42 Report

    Thomson StClair
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A large bit of the honda civic is actually made in the US. Look it up.

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, it was built in Ohio. but the irony stands.

    GirlFriday
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't quite get this one. It is a Honda Civic. It was made in either Ohio or Indiana, US.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing we have is a guy running around with the Preamble to the US cons. on the back of a Toyota..kinda the same

    #66

    Elon Musk Is A Glorified Car Salesman

    Elon Musk Is A Glorified Car Salesman

    Tayo826 Report

    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pain? Geez Elon we're not all as weak and untrained as you seem to be. We're talking commuting here, not the Tour de France.

    A Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh look at that! Elon is threatened instead of being inspired. The dude could just make more money by contributing to the cities and build greener buses. He's a dingdong.

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off topic, Elon's smile is upside down. I never noticed it until someone pointed it out but it's true

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never heard of traffic Elon? Go eat a truck.

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All those people were in the bus…one bus. It takes so many cars to transport all those people!

    #67

    Not Now Varg

    Not Now Varg

    Entr3_Nou5 Report

    Casey Horn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why don’t you go stab another bandmate? never taking ANY advice from Varg…

    Aubry
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh, they let him out of prison already? (for those who don't know who this dude is, google the murder of euronymous and all the other crimes on his wikipedia page. They include church arson, murder, hate crimes, and a bunch of other nasty stuff.)

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can stand on the ground without levitating then boom b***h gravity it's not rocket science. Sorry I'm cursing a lot I just can't take these idiots anymore💀👍

    cecilia kilian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk if this item is really from him, but this dude is scary crazy, and lived in my area in France for a few years. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varg_Vikernes

    Thatkamloopsguy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find as I get old that I hate gravity more then ever. Getting too many belly button wrinkles.

    BWC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly he has procreated.

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not now Varg 😂 perfect reaction

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    #68

    My Cousin Insists That Wwii Was Entirely The Fault Of The USA. Even If She Has To Bend Time To Make It So

    My Cousin Insists That Wwii Was Entirely The Fault Of The USA. Even If She Has To Bend Time To Make It So

    donut_clouds Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that Red Dwarf episode where they land on Earth, but time is in reverse.

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The US wasn't even indirectly involved in starting WW2 - they didn't sign the Treaty of Versailles due to the demands of France and Britain being too lunatic

    Sanchi
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this. Japan attacked Pearl Harbor before Hiroshima and Nagasaki. However, if USA gave japan oil, none of this would have happened. If USA have japan oil then japan would not have invaded the lands. It is complicated

    Saturn Rings
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta wonder, if Japan never attacked Pearl Harbor would the USA have opted to drop the nukes somewhere else? And if so, which country would have taken the hit?

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Germany was an alternative, during target designation there was a discussion if Berlin should get hit for symbolic reasons or the Ruhr region to cripple the industry. Germany surrendered before the bombs were ready though. There is also the chance that the USA wouldn't had entered the war at all without the japanese attack.

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the way it was written in the title, I thought they were talking about wii, not WWII!

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    #69

    Were*

    Were*

    QueerEyeForTinderGuy Report

    Connie Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just nope outta there before they correct you for saying "You're too much"

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where was "were" supposed to go into that sentence🥲👍

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    #70

    Rape Is Never Okay

    Rape Is Never Okay

    AbbyHutio Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost? FFS girl, leave the “almost” out of this statement next time.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But corrective rape is a morally good thing /s (please don’t correctively rape anyone, let them identify with their identity)

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    CalicoKitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you love it when people leave convenient little catches in their morals so they can be as shitty as they like to people they hate?

    Eline
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks god she's not right in front of me. It might have been too hard to not slap her.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?! When TF is it ok with you?

    Raccoon Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun (not really) fact. Rape is the highest charge of crime, because it (unlike murder) is not ever justifiable

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting, you’re right, there’s literally no situation where anyone NEEDS to rape anyone else. I could see murdering someone in self-defence, or robbing someone to eat so you don’t die, or pulling a Walter White for that character’s reasons, but rape? Never ever ever ever justifiable, ever.

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    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please for the love of God someone take me to a planet where people aren't stupid

    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can think of some cases where theft and even homicide could be "ok", or at least "understood" (stealing food when hungry, killing for self-defense...) but I can't think of one single reason for which raping could be comprehended.

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    #71

    Any Sarcasm I Come Up With Would Be Less Incorrect With This So Just Take It As Is

    Any Sarcasm I Come Up With Would Be Less Incorrect With This So Just Take It As Is

    dhoae Report

    The Radio Demon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nathaniel, you okay? No sarcasm at all. Do you need a dose of Funny

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    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, not men. Sure men didn't die. Sometimes they fainted while watching their wives pushing out a whole a*s baby but they certainly didn't die.

    Got Myself 4 Pandas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it wasn't for the advances in medicine I would've died giving birth to my first child, and therefore my 3 subsequent children wouldn't exist either. Is a scary thought

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    #72

    Ukraine Is Definitely Not In Europe, Lol

    Ukraine Is Definitely Not In Europe, Lol

    devilsivytrail Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Erm.... Yes, yes, yes and yes.

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first one is an actual no - the Ukraine isn't part of the European Union

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    Linda HS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I am pissed! Who the f**k is this f****r to say these things! Where did you go to school, if you did go to school? Did you EVER opened a geography book you piece of human shite? Get your nose out of “social media” and learn something every day, maybe before you “grow up”, you'll learn something! I am really pissed!

    Bored_NorWeirdian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m really curious where he believe Ukraine is? Oh stupid me. It’s in east Asia🙄 (sarcastic!)

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    #73

    'your' And 'You're' Debate

    'your' And 'You're' Debate

    reddit.com Report

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are just wasting your own time. It should not be that difficult for an English major .

    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a grammar nazi. This kind of thing drives me nuts!

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're an English major than boy do you have some studying to do my friend

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not an English major and even I am facepalming. The nerve of that bozo...

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    #74

    Hmmmm

    Hmmmm

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend came out yesterday, she came out as black to her parents. I’m so proud of her /s

    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's so brave. That must have been difficult. Did her parents tell her what it was like for them when they came out?

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    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My African co-worker got a huge laugh from this. (She was born black; crazy, I know).

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had to condense their hatred into one poster.

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have words to express what I would like to tell this person 🥲

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, what? They are saying the B in LGBT is for black? That's a new one!

    Javier loh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What, so God wants us to be stupid?

    SirWriteALot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Born black ... reminds me of an Ice-T Song.

    MMcD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of “The Jerk.” Steve Martin would appreciate the sign :)

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    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two things: 1) B = Black? Um. No; and 2) Jesus can change that? Hm. Interesting.

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    #75

    Apparently, You Need Sources To Desprove Facts, Not To Prove Them

    Apparently, You Need Sources To Desprove Facts, Not To Prove Them

    Iupogrigio Report

    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They read that on reddit, probably written by a 10yo male who wouldn't recognize a tampon if he had one in his hand.

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where should I put all the blood?

    #76

    Diabetes Isn't Real, Apparently

    Diabetes Isn't Real, Apparently

    DeadForDecember Report

    Dominique Na
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their brain lacks the protein contributing to intelligence and reasonable thoughts. They should evolve to fix this...

    Aunt Shorty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diabetes isn't real?!? NOW they tell me! I've spent thousands of dollars on insulin, syringes, urine and blood testing supplies, and now, insulin infusion pumps and continuous glucose monitors for more than 45 years. If someone had told me earlier in life that the disease isn't real, I could have saved SO much money! My brother also could have chosen to still be here with me rather than succumbing to complications. I am so angry that no one ever told me.

    J Adams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who has had type 1 diabetes their entire life, I can say that is is one of if not the most misunderstood medical condition to the average person on the street, the amount of times I’ve been asked “are you sure your diabetic? you don’t look it, you’re not fat”. Unfortunately a lot of this stems from the ‘battle’ against obesity in society these days with type 2 diabetes gaining the majority of funding and media attention (even then not all type 2 diabetics are overweight), there are even many types of diabetes outside of type 1 and type 2, gestational diabetes is extremely common. But diabetes is now more and more used to describe obesity and poor diet, how many tv shows have had the joke “if I eat that I’ll get diabetes” or “go into a diabetic coma”, funny stuff right….not. You don’t see many jokes on tv about epilepsy for example

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad has type two diabetes and needs to take pills daily but "ooOOH they probably have a government tracker!" Shut up cult lookin profile pic

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ….no wonder the world is going to hell in a hand basket. I honestly despair 😔

    shiny shinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone forgot to install brain.exe on the blue/yellow pfp guy

    #77

    War Booty

    War Booty

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ego of some USAvians is a wonder to behold.

    Kwj
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's very entertaining for the rest of the world to watch :D

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    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The English language is owned by the United States? Wow I don't even know what to say to that🤦‍♀️

    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The English will tell you we speak American not English. They're correct

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call BS. We don't capitalize common nouns in the US. I think the yellow guy is a troll.

    Jellicle bat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess i stole the english language ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

    Charlie the Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the English language not English? Like as in from England?

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but don’t let that fact get in the way of a fool. Here in the U.K. it’s occasionally called The Queen’s English although I guess that’s now The King’s English. 😀

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    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen to yourself, Yellow. 'The ENGLISH language is owned by the US'. B!tch what about ENGLAND?

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When did f*****g war come into the conversation about the metric system

    Heather
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people are the reason I have been known to tell folks I am from the land of maple leafs and Ryan Reynolds when traveling. Keeeerist

    Jonn Thundergun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English isn't even our national language lol probably because we don't recognize a national language but still. This dude is an entire idiot.

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    #78

    Uhhh Wrong

    Uhhh Wrong

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So all those men that have had their foreskin removed, their children are born with no foreskin?

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely! I dyed my hair red and got a nosejob so my theoretical baby will be more attractive when she grows up!

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    Casey Horn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the earliest you should crop a pup’s ear or tail is when they are about 75 human years old. hope this helps!

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like saying if two below knee amputees had a kid then the kid is born a below knee amputee yep makes perfect sense

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a genetics student and this makes me so darn mad right now....

    Mike Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about "as soon as yours are done"?

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do not crop ears or tails, it is cruel especially for a pet

    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those ladies with breast implants are going to have a nice surprise when they'll birth their baby girls!

    Frank Ropen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strange that all that circumcised still get children with a foreskin

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    #79

    Math Is Hard Guys

    Math Is Hard Guys

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    N000dle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5-6 is 13 hrs. 13*7 = 91 hours. 125/91= 1,37 /hr. Much better indeed! /s

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am having to do a lot of maths on this thread. If week=weekdays then that's 13hrs x 5 days = 65hrs total = ~$1.9/hour. If week=weekdays&weekends then that's 13hrs x 7 days = 91 hours total = ~$1.4/hour. Still pretty low. What they must've done is 65/125, instead of 125/65

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    #80

    Incorrect About Basic Grammar

    Incorrect About Basic Grammar

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    Char-char
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh goodness. Why do these people even hate pronouns anyway? It’s so silly

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Words are just noises you make with your mouth. If someone says “please refer to me as these mouth noises rather than those mouth noises” why do some people have to be such painfully embarrassing assholes about it?

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    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pronouns, while yes, are used to refer to gender, they are literal characters of grammar. It's crazy how many people get this wrong!

    Stormifyed
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I met someone last week and asked what their pronouns where and she said “oh I’m not gay I don’t use those” 🤦

    #81

    Is 3 Out Of 4 Good Enough?

    Is 3 Out Of 4 Good Enough?

    JasonSCampbell Report

    Lee Banks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sh*t you not: Ben Shapiro is my safe word for "honey, you're drunk."

    Phoenix Connor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ben Shapiro's head in that picture looks like the shape of an egg 😂

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    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long had Ben been Black? /s

    SparkleFarts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh!! Good Ole Benny Shaps!! Pretty sure most of the left just consider him a weasely man-child with the personality of a 3 day old bowl of oatmeal

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is more life and intelligence in a 3 day bowl of oatmeal

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    #82

    9+1+1=12

    9+1+1=12

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    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never in my life heard police called "12." I looked it up and it seems to be a regional thing mainly limited to Atlanta, Georgia. (I have, however, heard them called 5-0, which stemmed from a 1970s TV show called "Hawaii 5-0," and I grew up many thousands of miles away from Hawaii. Isn't slang a kick?)

    Telepathetic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because their 1st name is "One Adam"

    #83

    And They Said I Need To Go Read

    And They Said I Need To Go Read

    dmc-going-digital Report

    Eline
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no no you stupid empty head. Scar is not a synonym for wound. It's a synonym for emo lion who unalived his brother and ask to laughing weird foxes to eat his nephew for lunch.

    Wintermute
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't realize that scars were considered unhealed. TIL

    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone forgets that there are verbs as well as nouns (although they're still not perfect synonyms, as you can wound without scarring by, say, saying something that could be momentarily hurtful but not do lasting injury to the person you've said it to). Still a lot closer than this person believes, though!

    #84

    "Is That What Google Translate Told You?"

    "Is That What Google Translate Told You?"

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    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew what I was in for the second I read "machismo"

    Izzy Curer
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    3 years ago (edited)

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    Ok, but I kind of agree with op, though. The English language has stollen the word 'machismo', and 'big d**k energy' is what it seems to mean in English, without necessarily implying misogyny. Maybe the word originally meant 'machista' in its root language, but language and the meaning of words are constantly evolving, even if it's subtle.

    FreeDragon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a US thing? Because I have never heard it used in a sense the OP is referring to.

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    #85

    Just Wow

    Just Wow

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    BasedWang12.4
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how to say you're a closet racist openly

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    90%? Proof that 87.3% of statistics are made up on the spot (including this one) 😂😂

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's the pot calling the kettle black?

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are ex black people defined? Did they just change colour?

    Saturn Rings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s so stupid and it’s in so many communities. Some gay guys say they don’t feel attracted to trans guys. It’s so stupid

    #86

    More Lavern Spicer Since Y’all Liked The Last One

    More Lavern Spicer Since Y’all Liked The Last One

    Lexaprofessional1998 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am guessing Lavern is one of the most smartiest people in the USA?

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She isn't responsible for the education system or? Otherwise I'd be worried

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PLEASE LADY DID YOU NOT PASS LITERAL KINDERGARTEN

    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where does she come from? Kindergarten?

    Julie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really wish I had not Googled this person just now.

    shiny shinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    string concatenation mentality? oooooooooook /s

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes of course, two idiots produce a giant idiot as well

    #87

    Source: Bro Trust Me

    Source: Bro Trust Me

    IronicSexOffender Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will wait to see his mates evidence. Thanks.

    Kharyss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoiler: his mate is the hospital car park attendant

    Valisbourne Spiritforge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, and the specter of eugenics raises it's ugly head once more.

    Corrsfan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So do patients in this hospital first have a conversation with medical staff about their political views before they get a brain scan 😂 Then the hospital records the patient's political leaning in their bio data alongside other important medical information like age and allergies? This is awesome 😂😂😂

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bunch of things wrong here. 1. That profile picture, 2. Using #hashtags in the middle of a sentence, 3. Politics, 4. Lmao what, 5. "I wonder if there's a way we can scan children"

    Scooter
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perception lobe?

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    #88

    “Humans Are Mammals Not Animals. Please Revisit Elementary School”

    “Humans Are Mammals Not Animals. Please Revisit Elementary School”

    54R45VV471 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what are mammals? Plants or fungi?

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    #89

    So Much To Unpack Here

    So Much To Unpack Here

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    Lavinia Asimov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm getting the vibe that this was satire gone wrong.

    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes, it is hard to tell if a person is saying outrageous sh!t for attention --- because ya just can't believe someone is that stupid.

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    keighterz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this person seriously bitching about representation in a HOLOCAUST MOVIE?! Oh wait no, they are denying it ok much worse. What a complete and utter piece of garbage.

    SirWriteALot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, those vain concentration camp survivors really irk me, too. How dare they fat shame me ... from the past ... by ... being ... skin and bones.

    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i say my jaw dropped and stayed there-

    UR fav baby duck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is that the only thing you got out of a holocaust movie…

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    #90

    The Republic Of Canada?

    The Republic Of Canada?

    jimdoodles Report

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah Queen whatshisnuts, I forgot about him for a while

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do.. people actually confuse Canada and England

    Mary Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canada is part of the United Kingdom. King Charles isn't just the King of England. He is also the King of the entire United Kingdom..

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    #91

    Weight Weighs Different Apparently

    Weight Weighs Different Apparently

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    50 pounds of bricks is heavier than 50 pounds of feathers, unless of course the feathers are wet.

    Wintermute
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, feathers are heavier. The structure of 50 lbs of feathers is much more porous than concrete, so the added weight of the air within the volume of that structure would make it heavier. Unless you're weighing in a vacuum, which is what's implied, but I like to be irritating sometimes.

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    Joda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science ?

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's heavier, one pound of bricks or one pound of feathers? The question that filters out idiots

    Sera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bag of feed is easier to lift than a block of concrete, yeah. The feed moves around in the bag and the changing shape of the container allows you get get a better grip and more leverage. I *think* that is what he’s trying to get at.

    Frank Ropen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But steel is heavier than feathers."

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be true if it was comparing lead or concrete to precious metals or gemstones, because they are weighed in Troy ounces, and one Troy ounce is equal to 1.097 imperial ounces. So, a ton of gold is heavier than a ton of lead

    #92

    Had This Fun Little Chat With My Dad About A Meme He Sent Me Relating To Gun Violence

    Had This Fun Little Chat With My Dad About A Meme He Sent Me Relating To Gun Violence

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    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is once again a case of "if my grandma had wheels she would have been a bike"

    #93

    Hurricane Ida Would Like To Tell You Otherwise

    Hurricane Ida Would Like To Tell You Otherwise

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    SirWriteALot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    except ... you know ... water.

    DramaNerd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a leftist conspiracy. Water doesn’t actually exist.

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    Electra Complex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genuinely I do not understand how people think he's a genius when he's truly the dumbest mf alive

    SlothyK8
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone see NYC's subways during recent storms? LOL...what a maroon.

    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how the tunnels in Houston flooded during a hurricane then

    #94

    On Being Stuck In Tunnels

    On Being Stuck In Tunnels

    CoryVictorious Report

    pebs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course, but it must be said that the old trains with the emergency exit at the end are much less safe than the trains that travel in tunnels with safety platforms: in these you can open all the doors and people can get out much faster and smoothly.

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The London Underground is very old. Only the newest sections would have them, if they even do have them.

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    #95

    Things We Didn’t Know About Jennifer Lawrence

    Things We Didn’t Know About Jennifer Lawrence

    mythoryk Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean....yeah if you're a trans woman you need to use a surrogate to have a biological child most of the time but what does that have to do with Jennifer Lawrence?

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is JL trans? I see a lot of stuff like this

    Mouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps a miss programmed bot.

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    #96

    It's What They Came Out Of

    It's What They Came Out Of

    CoffeeCicada Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is taking the p!ss.

    keighterz
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fetus will swallow the amniotic fluid from the amniotic sac in which it grows. Fetus urinates out the fluid and swallows it again over and over again. It helps develop their gastrointestinal tract. Strengthens the immune system. As for using adult human urine on a baby absolutely not. That is literally waste from your body that was filtered out by your kidneys. Why would you drink it or use it on your baby?! Edit for typo

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    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the 1196th week. But only if it's consensual 😉

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duh. Urine = You're in; Uroute = You're out, right? :-)

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. The answer is never, don't pee on a kid that's creepy and gross. 2. Tell me you failed women's biology without telling me you failed women's biology

    #97

    You’re Actually 4.5x More Likely To Be Shot And 4.2x More Likely To Be Killed While Carrying A Firearm

    You’re Actually 4.5x More Likely To Be Shot And 4.2x More Likely To Be Killed While Carrying A Firearm

    ChillenDylan3530 Report

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, because being armed while arguing with the police for example never could end badly for you...

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I firmly believe that Steven Crowder likes to penetrate gun barrels with his d**k.

    Thomas Bentley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i assume by using a gun defensively he either means shooting the other person before they shoot you, or shooting the bullets out of the air.

    #98

    He Really Tanked This Prediction

    He Really Tanked This Prediction

    ten_tons_of_light Report

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I learned one thing from Blackadder it's that Field Marshal Haig and his tactic genius were famous for being more dangerous to his troops than the enemy.

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’re going over the top so that Field Marshall Haig can move his cocktail cabinet 6 inches closer to Berlin….

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    BobTDG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh the Butcher of the Somme, nearly murdered a generation. My town lost almost all of its men in the first hour.

    Powerful Katrinka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haig was wrong about almost everything.

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first tanks were pretty useless (kept getting stuck in trenches), not that I'd want to side with that butcher Haig mind you.

    #99

    Connecting Via Internet Is A Different Science Then Bombing People

    Connecting Via Internet Is A Different Science Then Bombing People

    immellocker Report

    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, no one expects Candace Owens to say anything intelligent or insightful. What a hate machine.

    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another human Mt Vesuvius, spewing hate speech and garbage

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is a vile human being. Even more so after Kanye's latest shitwaffle

    Ryker Pingree
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone explain what point she's trying to prove, I'm a bit confused.

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think…she’s trying to call someone a liar….but I can’t tell who….maybe that’s why she said “don’t ask questions” 😅

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    #100

    Sounds Like A Bargain To Me

    Sounds Like A Bargain To Me

    goodgriefchris Report

    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes, 4 days per month...what planet is that on?

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm Jupiter maybe? Or Neptune. So let's send them there!

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    Bored_NorWeirdian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm? How did you come up with that number?

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know a month only had 4 days....TIL!

    FreeDragon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, to be fair, she said "roughly". ;)

    #101

    Misread The Room

    Misread The Room

    S_Z Report

    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cardi B net worth 2022 = $40 million; Rihanna net worth 2022 = $1.7 BILLION = Yeah, lots of people like Rihanna

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SOS came on the 00s station in the car earlier today and it made me so happy 😝 although it will now be stuck in my head all night

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    #102

    Just Use Your Brain

    Just Use Your Brain

    LEC1224 Report

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm struggling more in how the idiot came to 4 with that. (Edit: Got it)

    Thomson StClair
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    20+20= 40. 40-10=30. 30x0=0. 0+2=2. 2+2=4. That's their way of coming to 4 as a conclusion.

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    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Multiplications/divisions before additions/substractions, so, yes: 44

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just curious but which is the most accurate way of calculating: BODMAS or PEMDAS?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are exactly the same, just from different sides of the pond.

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    Linda HS
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do the 10x0 first, than you have 20+20+2+2=44. Order of operations

    Mika N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally" PEMDAS!

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People yall should have learned about PEMDAS in 5th grade

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how^ got 4: because BIDMAS/BODMAS it would be solved 10x0=0 then 20+20=40 40+0=40 40+2+2=44. However ^ didn't do didn't do bidmas/bodmas, they did 20+20=40 40-10=30 30x0=0 0+2+2=4

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    #103

    When You Do Meth Instead Of Math

    When You Do Meth Instead Of Math

    Kevinvl123 Report

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person must have been traumatized by year 2020, which indeed had 1000 weeks instead of 52.

    Emily M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many weeks do they think years have??

    shiny shinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1000, but how tf did they think that there are more weeks than days? XD

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    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    62.400 dollar per year sound more realistic

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is that high level maths again.

    HangryHangryHippo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just in case anyone is curious... 'll take a little bit more than 16 years

    Per-Ole Sjuve
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, 62400$ a year isn't too shabby? Must be nice to live somewhere the grass needs mowing all year too.

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me figure this out. 10 x 30 = 300. So $300/day. 4 days a week so 300 x 4 = 1,200. $1.2k/week. Now this is where they go wrong. There are only 52 weeks in a year. Not 1,000. So 1.2k x 52 = 62.4k. So actually that's $62,400/year. I think

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    #104

    This Person Doesn't Even Know What Juneteenth Is Celebrating

    This Person Doesn't Even Know What Juneteenth Is Celebrating

    camfire64 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only women can post on International Woman's Day?

    Jonn Thundergun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only I can use the internet on my birthday.....right?

    GirlFriday
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO ONE EXCEPT ME IS ALLOWED TO POST IN THIS FORUM ON OCTOBER 28TH.

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    #105

    My Mom Found This Anti-Marijuana Book From The 1980s. Apparently All Animals Have Fewer Chromosomes Than Humans

    My Mom Found This Anti-Marijuana Book From The 1980s. Apparently All Animals Have Fewer Chromosomes Than Humans

    clearemollient Report

    keighterz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does affect sperm’s swimming speeds and energy but not even that much. Honestly anytime I see something that starts talking about Marijuana as destroying our bodies or causing people to OD my eyes go so far back in my head they might not come back.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine it would effect the swimming speed and energy of most things.

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    MiriPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What on earth are baby-making cells.. Has this been written by a 8 year old?

    CD King
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like there is a church attached to this pamphlet. Churches don't have to be factual

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow didn't know that! Now let me smoke pot into oblivion so that all my chromosomes are gone and my cells are dead! Yay!

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Baby-making cells". I guarantee you that this is a religious screed.

    #106

    Just Cracked Your Spine - Now Your Heart's Fine

    Just Cracked Your Spine - Now Your Heart's Fine

    spinstartshere Report

    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine having a heart attack and some fella starts putting his hands on you and cracking your bones?! I'd be like "Sir, LEAVE ME THE F*** ALONE AND GET SOME MEDICS!!!!"

    keighterz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally just realized that the only people in my life who regularly see a chiropractor are extremely religious. 😳

    RMA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the theory that he will not die of a heart attack because he’ll be killed by a broken neck first?

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    #107

    I Can't Even Make This Up

    I Can't Even Make This Up

    olddangly Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does any of this have to do with the cloud of smoke in the profile picture?

    Justin Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's from the small thing he calls a brain overheating.

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    SirWriteALot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So go ahead ... become a great Approachist (because scientist you are not)

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "To create lift, the bird holds the front part of its wing slightly higher than the back part. As the air passes over the wing, (from front to back), the air underneath is pushed downwards. This pushes the wing (and bird) upwards. A bird's wings are just the right shape to build this upward force." "Air is a fluid just like water. The helium balloon is pulled downward by its own weight, and pushed upward by the buoyancy force. This buoyancy force is equal to the weight of the air that is displaced by the balloon. As we saw earlier, air is heavier than an equal volume of Helium." "The water and ice particles in the clouds we see are simply too small to feel the effects of gravity. As a result, clouds appear to float on air. Clouds are composed primarily of small water droplets and, if it's cold enough, ice crystals." All it takes is a few goofle searches bro. Original comment was deleted because I did something wrong with the copy paste

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    Fiddy E
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would explain this, but I dropped my soapbox

    #108

    There, Fixed It For You

    There, Fixed It For You

    Nick_Aten Report

    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember, you are cigarette butts!

    Char-char
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a hazard (actually this part is true:)

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    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn bro called me a cigarette butt? Actually... that's a pretty good insult.

    Casey Horn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you are cigarette butts! remember that!

    #109

    Ah Yes, Math Is The Proof Of God, And Matter Is Math, Not Science

    Ah Yes, Math Is The Proof Of God, And Matter Is Math, Not Science

    Redspeakable Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The scale was created this way first of all you wrinkled prune

    Tess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Water boils at a temperature lower than 100°c the higher the elevation.

    Eris Kallisti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was really hoping for Euler's equation (e^i(pi) + 1 = 0) but nope, this guy's not actually a mathematician

    shiny shinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...what do those numbers have to do with anything though...?

    Char-char
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he’s saying these numbers are too perfect to be random so clearly earth was created by god. But… we made the scale. Of course.

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    #110

    2700 People Agreeing

    2700 People Agreeing

    pepsipepispep Report

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. The only possible combinations are three digits, so from 000 to 999, so 1000 combinations.

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    Mike Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Statistics? This is simple counting. 000-999 is all you can get so 1000. I dare anyone to find a combination outside the counting line.

    #111

    She’s Sure She Knows More Than Scientists…

    She’s Sure She Knows More Than Scientists…

    LevelLoud8063 Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh for heavens sake… 🤦‍♀️

    SirWriteALot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I like to chew up my weekend ham&eggs, spit it into a syringe and inject it so my body can process the nutrients.

    SlothyK8
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Rest of the World: I apologize on behalf of my country. Sincerely and with deepest regrets, An American

    The Radio Demon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Rest Of The US: I'm sorry that my bit of the country is so politically strange. With sorrow, A Southerner.

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    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *oxygen has left your bloodstream because it's done with your bull*

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like, I understand your logic, but no

    Frank Ropen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do the nutrients from the food get into the blood?

    Ann Dennis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Broken down by the gut and absorbed into the blood. (read a book or goggle it)

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    #112

    That's Not How This Works; That's Not How Any Of This Works

    That's Not How This Works; That's Not How Any Of This Works

    NonZealot Report

    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA HA HA she wrote a book?!? HA HA HA is it pop-up?

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There seems to be a gap in her knowledge.

    DramaNerd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone in my country heard of, oh I don’t know, separation of church and state? 🙄

    cecilia kilian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How in the name of our plant did this person get elected? Has she never heard about separation of church and state?

    Mary Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she's a high school dropout (later got her GED), but what does it say about America that such an ignorant person got elected to Congress?

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    poiplescales
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no it says it rests in the palm of the wicked one.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people consider any country under Sharia law as backwards.

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Bible the Bible bla bla bla Jesus bla bla bla"

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lauren Boebert is a f*****g idiot.

    Thatkamloopsguy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There has got to be a better use for her mouth then talking.

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    #113

    Saw This While Scrolling Through My Tiktok Home Feed

    Saw This While Scrolling Through My Tiktok Home Feed

    Anonymous_User39485 Report

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does Everest have eyes to peek with? Peak stupidity from Mr. Floodwaters there.

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That probably weren't a mountain 200 million years ago, Bubba.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't it rather hint that mountains were once at sea level? I think so.

    Victoria Anderson
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    3 years ago

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    That actually isn't stupid. Ever heard of Noah's ark?

    STress
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever heard of geology and continents' formation?

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    #114

    “It’s Quite Easy To Perform As Well As A Doctor Without Going To Medical School Through Trial And Error” And “Medicine Isn’t Intellectually Stimulating”

    “It’s Quite Easy To Perform As Well As A Doctor Without Going To Medical School Through Trial And Error” And “Medicine Isn’t Intellectually Stimulating”

    kaioone Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. A trial and error doctor? Hey Doctor, I have broken my leg and also suffering a fever, what do you recommend?

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leeches. then i'll taste your bile and prescribe opium.

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    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah ... just use leeches and do coke about it.

    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And hopefully this post got your father into huge legal trouble, preferably jail, for practicing medicine without a license. And a little extra time added on for raising you to say stuff like this.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, person just told the world their father committed a felony.

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    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was literally and figuratively hard to read

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'dchool' --- says everything you need to know right there

    Joda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blowing smoke up the r****m

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    #115

    This Guy Speaks For 100% Of Everyone To Ever Get An Abortion, I Guess

    This Guy Speaks For 100% Of Everyone To Ever Get An Abortion, I Guess

    Trepplze Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet his Mother regrets not getting an abortion.

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why retroactive abortion has been invented. It involves a 2x4 and the proposed victim's head.

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    tears_as_lube
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After all these years, I am still PROUD of the abortion. I never showed more love and compassion to myself or to my child.

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I regret his mother didn't have an abortion

    Adagar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling he does a lot of "actually, " corrections in his day. I guess he'd get himself eventually.

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "On no, I'm sad because I got raped when I was nine and got an abortion, if I had kept the baby I would have died in labor! Damn abortion!"

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    #116

    Reminder That This Guy With The Political Understanding Of A 6 Year Old, Believes He Can Turn Twitter Less Politically Biased

    Reminder That This Guy With The Political Understanding Of A 6 Year Old, Believes He Can Turn Twitter Less Politically Biased

    Sul_Haren Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is doing wonders for Russia/Ukraine diplomacy.

    CalicoKitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You heard it here first, folks, progress is bad and we should go back to yeeting children from moderately high places for the crime of stealing a loaf of bread.

    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The caption said it all. What a maroon, as Bugs Bunny would say.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen a more accurate description of the Overton window than this.The Overton window is the range of policies politically acceptable to the mainstream population at a given time. It looks like conservatives arent moving but they are.

    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks to me that this little drawing is what his staff had togive him to instruct him of what he had to publicly state. They thought he would understand the concept and then explain it to the world with his own words. Instead he just forwarded the drawing!

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get all this "leftist rightist" b******t and I don't even care because not knowing what it is has not affected my life whatsoever.

    #117

    Tell Me You Don’t Know Anything About Asian Customs Without Telling Me

    Tell Me You Don’t Know Anything About Asian Customs Without Telling Me

    ethan17w Report

    Horten Ho-229
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's *technically* right, at least to a Westerner. Japanese names are written (last name, first name), so an American, used to Western (first name, last name) order, might say it Abe Shinzo.

    Scooter
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically right is the best kind of right.

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    Jill Hojnacki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of people - and media outlets - got this wrong. Rather unsurprising given that Japan changed how their English names were to be written written in 2019. https://thediplomat.com/2020/09/abe-shinzo-or-shinzo-abe-whats-in-a-name/

    pebs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably thinks Abe is short for Abraham.

    oktopus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mind you it wouldn't surprise me that Trump thinks the former Japanese prime minister's first name is "Abe", as in "Abe Lincoln".

    #118

    Definitely No Longer A Prime

    Definitely No Longer A Prime

    krxzy_wxrlxck Report

    Albino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had to go up to 100,000,001 to figure that out? 34 was too hard?

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suck at math and even I know Mohamed is wrong.

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah, it actually is! 100,000,001/17=5882353

    shiny shinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a prime number is an integer that is not divisible by any integer except 1 and itself. 17 is not divisible by anything, so it's a prime number. bottom guy is mistakenly saying that because 100,000,001 is divisible by 17, 17 isn't a prime number.

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    #119

    I Want You To Think Long And Hard About Who Was President In February 2020

    I Want You To Think Long And Hard About Who Was President In February 2020

    Atebitllamas Report

    Mary Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump was still President in February 2020.

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    #120

    Literally Every Number Is Wrong

    Literally Every Number Is Wrong

    jm9160 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you ever wonder if the education system is failing people?

    Jonn Thundergun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being forced to see it happening in real time sort of takes away the wonder.

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    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10% compound a day was only done by Pablo Escobar.

    GirlFriday
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has a point, but who is paying 10% daily interest on a $1,000? What financial institution is this? I need to know so I can invest my money.

    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he's wearing a suit and sunglasses! He MUST be a cool smart guy who knows what he's doing!

    Javier loh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially the number of likes

    Mike Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't find anyway to misuse these numbers to come up with those totals. I really wonder about day 20: it's more than day 30 but not enough to be a typo of day 90. I'd LOVE to see the "math"!

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a pyramid scheme with returns lie that.

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    #121

    Comparing The "1%" To The Average Teen

    Comparing The "1%" To The Average Teen

    EJIONIX Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he's implying that an attractive woman with psychopathic tendencies can get whatever she wants by manipulating wealthy men. I'm sure that goes both ways.

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    GirlFriday
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So according to this logic, I can trade my bag of make up for a $100,000,000 yacht? I had no idea the value of E.L.F. and L'oreal went up so much.

    keighterz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What comparison is even being made here I am so confused?

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However, being an idiot appears to be very simple…

    Dominique Na
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This individual is saying that women only need a bag of makeup to get a yacht, just saying I have bags of make up and do not own a yacht. I must be doing it wrong.

    Tess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes it worse that the point he's trying to make relies on the stupidity of men.

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    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don’t understand what 😭😭

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    #122

    Confidently Incorrect About Gas

    Confidently Incorrect About Gas

    j_reinegade Report

    Victoria Anderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both are wrong. Only odor is added, and it is a warning: "there is a gas leak. Do not light a flame, but also *get out of the house and call 911 or your gas provider*"

    CP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The OP was referring to gases in general in the first sentence. The second sentence mentions only odor when referring to gas in a house (natural gas).

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    Thomson StClair
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Companies also add ingredients to dangerous solvents in the hopes that kids won't find it enticing and drink it.

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I remember correctly there was a gas leak incident in a hotel in the USA that made the addition of smelly chemicals mandatory

    keighterz
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was an elementary school. Majority of the town’s children were killed in an explosion. Natural gas leaked and built up without anyone realizing, teacher lit a burner for science class or something and bam. No more school. I think it was in Texas.

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    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you walk into your house and it smells like a tire store, get any pets or family out, don't turn on any lights or wired electronics, and call 911

    #123

    Everything Fake?!

    Everything Fake?!

    Substantial_System21 Report

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where in the bible does it say the sun and moon sit right above the earth?

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the sun was right above earth you wouldn't be posting this right now. Actually, you'd be f****n dead

    Valisbourne Spiritforge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where does the bible say the earth is under a dome?

    Mary Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From Wikipedia: In biblical cosmology, the firmament is the vast solid dome created by God during his creation of the world to divide the primal sea into upper and lower portions so that the dry land could appear.

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    BasedWang12.4
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am actually shocked I didn't see the word firmament

    shiny shinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    vibrations and frequencies... whaaat? i dunno how this combination of religion/anti-science and "ViBeS" even works, but i don't like it

    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    Bienlunée
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Schizophrenic ramblings 11/10

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    #124

    Please, Dumb It Down For Us

    Please, Dumb It Down For Us

    RandyLongsocksMcgee Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We gonna need the supercomputer again for this maths.

    shiny shinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i need more faces and more palms

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody slept in school when it came to the calculation of percentages...

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take gambling for instance. Say you win 100 bucks playing blackjack. Stopping there is the safe choice. Keep going is greed and you might lose it all

    #125

    Imagine All The People...living Like Billionaires

    Imagine All The People...living Like Billionaires

    crashlog Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are only 215 people on this planet? Are the rest of you secret machines?

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was supposed to be a secret!!! How did Nathaniel find out?? I knew it was a mistake to trust those lizard men

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    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOW ARE SOME PEOPLE SO BAD AT MATHS?!?!?! LOL he can pay everyone on earth like $30

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean if he did actually have enough and did that, the stock market would go *poof*

    #126

    This Meme Is Confidently Floating Around Facebook With Incorrect Math

    This Meme Is Confidently Floating Around Facebook With Incorrect Math

    mrs-smurf Report

    Reviewer UK01
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never seen a charger that is priced per minute, it's always in kWh. Does per minute charging even exist anywhere?

    shiny shinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    math actually checks out, so it looks like some of the values (.32 per minute, 8 hours for full charge, 350 miles per charge) don't...

    Ovata Acronicta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While the basic math works out in terms of just...numbers, the real-world application is incredibly wrong, depending on the strength of the charger, size of the battery, etc. Some places around here you'll get a full charge on your battery fairly quickly, less than half an hour, amounting to sub-$20 for smaller batteries and up to $40 for large ones.

    BordestPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even remotely close to how that works.

    #127

    "Colourblindness Doesn't Work Like That"

    "Colourblindness Doesn't Work Like That"

    TenthTen Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends on what sort of colorblindness you have, I suppose. I am red-green colorblind and can definitely read that.

    Mike Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody care to share with us what's on there? I can vaguely tell that there's something...

    #128

    Part Time Minimum Wage Painters Can Make Six Figures

    Part Time Minimum Wage Painters Can Make Six Figures

    greenlakejohnny Report

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. $500/month, 200 months in a yea ... oh. wait.

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    50 x 10 = 500. $500/month. there are 12 months/year. 500 x 12 = 6000. That's 6k a year I really don't understand why some people find maths so hard

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I hire a painter for $50 a room ?

    #129

    British Person Here - Nope, I Can Confirm That We Have Not Had Any Days Off Announced (For Me Anyway)

    British Person Here - Nope, I Can Confirm That We Have Not Had Any Days Off Announced (For Me Anyway)

    fnaffie Report

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had the day of the funeral. It did not last two weeks.

    Little but Fierce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost two days of pay because my workplace shut down over the funeral. I was not paid for the two days we were closed. So 1-2 days off at most, and for many people these were unpaid days.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the day was declared a public holiday in the UK & NI you should have been paid for it (If you would have normally worked that day but did not) or had an additional holiday day added to your annual leave entitlement (if you worked on that day). I can't say much about the 2nd day, other than check your contract to see what it says about unforeseen closures.

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    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the USA is the only country that has black people in their mind.

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    #130

    Spotted In The Wild On Bird App

    Spotted In The Wild On Bird App

    merinis Report

    Ian Webling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are currently more people who are considered slaves (~50 million) than at any time in the past. Based on research for a book I wrote.

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but there are also more people in general than any time in history

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mauritania enters the chat.

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second part is true, though. Look no further than Mercedes-Benz, BMW, IG Farben, etc in the early to mid 1940's

    #131

    "The Sun Revolves Around The Earth"

    "The Sun Revolves Around The Earth"

    I-Like-Brutality Report

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they spelled physical without using a "y", so ...

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, you're welcome to imagine the entire solar system whirling around the earth in an incredibly complex pattern... or you can notice that relative to the sun, everything seems to be moving in a regular pattern.

    Scott Crosby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The heliocentric model is more about the solar system than just the Sun and Earth.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, the Sun and Earth both orbit their common centre of gravity (c.o.g.) so in a very limited sense do revolve around each other. However, because the Sun is so much more massive than Earth, the common c.o.g. is pretty much at the Sun"s core so Earth really does do all the work.

    Scott Crosby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Earth really does do all the work? Can you show that mathematically?

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    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, why should we use the object with the biggest Hill sphere as reference? Completely bonkers! /s

    Cheese and rice, Moony!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not an unpopular opinion. It's just simply untrue

    #132

    The Game Development Understander Has Logged On

    The Game Development Understander Has Logged On

    niphette Report

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bosd: Draw me some visuals. Developer: About ?? Boss: anything. We will add story later.

    shiny shinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeahhhhh... no. i occasionally code smallish games on ka, and the graphics are the last things i add, if at all

    #133

    Thinking The Pledge Of Allegiance Is From The Constitution

    Thinking The Pledge Of Allegiance Is From The Constitution

    primo808 Report

    Casey Horn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the original pledge didn’t have “under god” in it either… that was added 1954

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The orginal pledge did not conyain the phrase " under god" It was added June 14, 1954.

    Kathrine Gluvna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The words "Under God" were added June 14 1954.

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America was in no way founded in 1776, but crack on

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    #134

    Explaining How Hiroshima Didn't Cause The End Of Ww2

    Explaining How Hiroshima Didn't Cause The End Of Ww2

    FlatMarzipan Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    September 2, 1945, the end of the war between the USA and Japan.

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Germany surrendered on May 7th 1945. Chuck Norris was born on May 6th 1945. Coincidence?

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So in their mind 3 months after the end of world war II, so while they were AT PEACE, the US randomly wiped out two Japanese cities? Wow. They have an incredibly low opinion of the US.

    oktopus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, Hiroshima was August 6th 1945...

    #135

    Convicted That 38 Weeks Pregnant Is Two Weeks Overdue

    Convicted That 38 Weeks Pregnant Is Two Weeks Overdue

    qaws9876 Report