40 Posts About “Genius” Kids That Are So Clearly Lies, It’s Embarrassing (New Pics)
Parents are likely the most biased people when it comes to their children. Reasonably so—every achievement, no matter how big or small, seems special when it’s your kid. That might be one of the reasons moms and dads want to let the whole world know about it.
However, some of them take it one step too far, and make such accomplishments sound a little too impressive. Reddit’s 'Woke Kids' community boasts an entire collection of examples like this. We gathered them into another list covering children’s extraordinary behavior that just seems too good to be true. If you haven’t yet seen the first edition, make sure to check it out here.
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Folding Laundry, Being Woke, And Cackling. Work Done
It’s Mushier Than That
Everyone Clapped And Asked For Consent
I can actually see this happening - kids have just had a (very important) lesson on the importance of consent, class joker decides to be funny, and you have a tweet ready to be sent.
This Isnt The Most Unbelievable Thing, But
Damn Right
Daughter Starts A Whole Protest
First Graders Are Known For Thought-Provoking Sociological Commentary
Ballsy (Or ‘Flatsy’ Since Kiddo Is A Flat-Earther) Statement
Kid Has Got A Point
Depending on the age, a kid could’ve actually written this. However chances are if it was a kid they wrote it trying to be a smart a**e
Under A Post About Stranger Things Using The Word “Eskimo”
I Do Not Like This Mother
Wait until she sees barbie and comments on the nonsensical beauty standard
And Then Everybody Clapped
A Totally Real Question About Santa
5yo Starts An Airline Business
I can’t believe a 5 year old would say that. Source: I am 5 years old.
Unattended 7yo At The Park
Mom & Dad Please Ban Gas Stoves!!
This looks exactly like how I wrote my cats' valentine's day cards "from" them to my ex - I wrote them with my non-dominant hand, with purposeful misspellings XD ...I'm 40
Yep I Bet She Did
Yeah For Some Reason I Doubt That
Having been a nanny I buy this; seven-year-olds will use any excuse to start screaming about poop.. and annoyingly imitate obnoxious YouTube videos.
And Then He Joined The Foreign Legion
He's The Chosen One
Son that guy from the church isn't God and where he touched you isn't your heart
At a new church we started this month, they have a kid time where they all go up front. The pastor told a story about Jesus on a mountain and asked the kids what part had never happened to them. My 6 year old said, “hiking”. Well, true. We’ve never taken him hiking. (They were looking for the light glowed from Jesus part). There was another question about what happened to Jesus and my kid said, “He got killed.” Also, not the answer they were looking for. Also, no idea where he learned that Jesus got killed. We just started taking him to church.
@OliverKlozof, it actually really did happen just yesterday. My kid is a hoot. I have dozens of hilarious and heartwarming stories that are way more unbelievable than this one. I’ve shared several of them before on here like when he opened a pen!s store. I think that was one of the funniest ones.
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Wait till the kid finds out Santa, The Easter Bunny and god aren't real
He’s not wrong. My one grandson is very sensitive also. Most people people just don’t want to recognize the blessing when it happens.
... never even met a 4 yo who knew the religion their parents have forced them into. When I was in school, 1. and 2. grade, I had a few JWs in my class. In german, they call themselves "Zeugen Jehovas", "Zeugen" being the plural of "Zeuge", translates to "Witness", as you may have guessed. Referring to themselves in singular, they said "Ich bin ein Zeugenjehova!", making it one word instead of two and removong the end s because it often indicates plural. They clearly had no clue what they were, what the term was meaning, or even how to call themselves ("Zeuge Jehovas" would have been right). Yes, but, of course, they did have a religion. Age 6...8 in this case, and by the time I changed schools (mid 2nd grade), they didn't know any better, further, more than this. But birthdays are bad, and the Playboy-Bunny sticker on Mama's Fiat Panda seemed to not be a problem (probably from a previous owner ... their family were really into this BS).
I Totally Believe Her Little Kid Said This. I Remember My Daughter’s First Words Were About The Socio-Political Landscape She Would Have To Overcome As A Woman
Ok Then Jasper
Grandma Made Up A Fake Homework Assignment To Own The Libs
Of Course Emma Wrote That
Painfully Fake
And All Of Gondor Clapped
Mummy? Why Have I Got To Hold Up This Si-Just Shut Up And Keep Still! At Least Look At The Camera!!
The look on the girl’s face clearly says “I’ve got no idea what this sign says but I’m holding it up for the picture because mummy promised me a new doll if I did”
Okay
What A Gentleman
This makes me cringe so hard, I can only see the gas splashing back into his little eyes and mouth. This is child endangerment.
Finally Found One In The Wild!
Someone Ought To Tell This Kid('s Parent) That There Is One
Amen!
And Then All Of Their Future Therapists Clapped
I mean, I can see 13 year olds saying this. I also wanted to be able to not have kids at that age (still don’t want them)
Woke 4/Yr Old. White Man Bad
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up? Sued For Malpractice
Don't worry Mom, growing up may not be an issue at all for your poor kid.
Woke Breastfeeding
I'm Sure She Picked It Out Herself
It’s 4chan So It’s Already A Given That This Didn’t Happen, But
Eight Year Old Kids Definitely Care About This Stuff
What?! I saw the Lightyear movie and I don't think they portrayed Buzz as gay...? His friend Hawthorne was gay, and it was amazingly tastefully and properly portrayed. And even if they DID "turn" Buzz gay, why is that "wrong"? Why does that "ruin everything"? ughhhh it's 2023, why are we STILL on about homoesexuals "ruining everything"?
Reminded Me Of This Subreddit
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Most of these I do not believe and the rest I am amazed the parent is proud of the child.
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The amount of people and patents in this listicle making false stories about their children for five minutes of Internet clout is just pitiful. What two your old is screaming out to bring down the patriarchy and fight climate change. I think I was just screaming for nap time and silly toys at that age.
As a teacher I can see most of these actually being said by children. They are like sponges and absorb everything around them, and understand a lot more than we think. If a child grows up with family who are flat earthers, they will constantly be told that everyone else is wrong and silly and that the earth is flat. Equally if they are brought up in a household that teaches consent and respect, they will know all about that (plus it's taught in all the schools nowadays too) and it's very much seen as an important element in teens nowadays! This post more shows more that some adults (nice seeing lots of comments from people also saying the same as me) dismiss kids too quickly and don't think they have their own thoughts and take in more than we often give them credit for! Kids really do understand more than we often think they do, like when parents refuse to tell their children they're poorly or getting a divorce, the children will know/ know something is up and handle it more maturely
These made me laugh. I'm a retired elementary teacher; thirty years with fourth and fifth graders. Anyone with ANY experience with kids knows most, probably all, of these are made-up bs.
Years ago, I was working as a teachers aid in a multi-age classroom. The kids had reading sheets to take home every night. Whatever they read the parents wrote down.We had one little boy who was in Prep very early and only 4.His Dad bought back his reading sheet ,where he had signed off on this little guy having read the first Harry Potter book in 3 days and telling me how he'd be starting the second book that nigh....He seemed to forget that I read and wrote with this kid every single day and was fully aware that he basically couldn't read anything besides a couple of words and could not even write his own name!! I just smiled and nodded at Dad, then continued to get his kid to spell out the word "DOG".
For all I know kids between 3 and 8 might well be saying all this stuff, I’ve been hearing loads of them talking daily at work for years and I still can’t make out what they’re saying 98% of the time.
As someone who just spent one week with a 6-year-old, I can believe the ideas the kids are saying but not *exactly* the way they would say it. My nephew jumped from words to words and never a complete sentence. "So I went shoo-shoo-shoo, and then he like, and I like, and then it goes 'pooosh', and then--" that's how the conversation usually went.
most of these are actually believable, guys. I mean, when i was six i solved Einstein's theory of relativity, so... \s
Most of these I do not believe and the rest I am amazed the parent is proud of the child.
Load More Replies... The amount of people and patents in this listicle making false stories about their children for five minutes of Internet clout is just pitiful. What two your old is screaming out to bring down the patriarchy and fight climate change. I think I was just screaming for nap time and silly toys at that age.
As a teacher I can see most of these actually being said by children. They are like sponges and absorb everything around them, and understand a lot more than we think. If a child grows up with family who are flat earthers, they will constantly be told that everyone else is wrong and silly and that the earth is flat. Equally if they are brought up in a household that teaches consent and respect, they will know all about that (plus it's taught in all the schools nowadays too) and it's very much seen as an important element in teens nowadays! This post more shows more that some adults (nice seeing lots of comments from people also saying the same as me) dismiss kids too quickly and don't think they have their own thoughts and take in more than we often give them credit for! Kids really do understand more than we often think they do, like when parents refuse to tell their children they're poorly or getting a divorce, the children will know/ know something is up and handle it more maturely
These made me laugh. I'm a retired elementary teacher; thirty years with fourth and fifth graders. Anyone with ANY experience with kids knows most, probably all, of these are made-up bs.
Years ago, I was working as a teachers aid in a multi-age classroom. The kids had reading sheets to take home every night. Whatever they read the parents wrote down.We had one little boy who was in Prep very early and only 4.His Dad bought back his reading sheet ,where he had signed off on this little guy having read the first Harry Potter book in 3 days and telling me how he'd be starting the second book that nigh....He seemed to forget that I read and wrote with this kid every single day and was fully aware that he basically couldn't read anything besides a couple of words and could not even write his own name!! I just smiled and nodded at Dad, then continued to get his kid to spell out the word "DOG".
For all I know kids between 3 and 8 might well be saying all this stuff, I’ve been hearing loads of them talking daily at work for years and I still can’t make out what they’re saying 98% of the time.
As someone who just spent one week with a 6-year-old, I can believe the ideas the kids are saying but not *exactly* the way they would say it. My nephew jumped from words to words and never a complete sentence. "So I went shoo-shoo-shoo, and then he like, and I like, and then it goes 'pooosh', and then--" that's how the conversation usually went.
most of these are actually believable, guys. I mean, when i was six i solved Einstein's theory of relativity, so... \s
