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Parents are likely the most biased people when it comes to their children. Reasonably so—every achievement, no matter how big or small, seems special when it’s your kid. That might be one of the reasons moms and dads want to let the whole world know about it.

However, some of them take it one step too far, and make such accomplishments sound a little too impressive. Reddit’s 'Woke Kids' community boasts an entire collection of examples like this. We gathered them into another list covering children’s extraordinary behavior that just seems too good to be true. If you haven’t yet seen the first edition, make sure to check it out here.

#1

Folding Laundry, Being Woke, And Cackling. Work Done

Folding Laundry, Being Woke, And Cackling. Work Done

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    #2

    It’s Mushier Than That

    It’s Mushier Than That

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    Helena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe. I can see an 8 year old saying that

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    #3

    Everyone Clapped And Asked For Consent

    Everyone Clapped And Asked For Consent

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    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can actually see this happening - kids have just had a (very important) lesson on the importance of consent, class joker decides to be funny, and you have a tweet ready to be sent.

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    #4

    This Isnt The Most Unbelievable Thing, But

    This Isnt The Most Unbelievable Thing, But

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    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think i saw this on a “funny things kids say list” on here

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    #5

    Damn Right

    Damn Right

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    Benhur Tan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think a second grader should learn their manners

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    #6

    Daughter Starts A Whole Protest

    Daughter Starts A Whole Protest

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    #7

    First Graders Are Known For Thought-Provoking Sociological Commentary

    First Graders Are Known For Thought-Provoking Sociological Commentary

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    #8

    Ballsy (Or ‘Flatsy’ Since Kiddo Is A Flat-Earther) Statement

    Ballsy (Or ‘Flatsy’ Since Kiddo Is A Flat-Earther) Statement

    Even_Aspect_2220 Report

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    #9

    Kid Has Got A Point

    Kid Has Got A Point

    KillerPossum989 Report

    Hotdogking
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on the age, a kid could’ve actually written this. However chances are if it was a kid they wrote it trying to be a smart a**e

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    #10

    Under A Post About Stranger Things Using The Word “Eskimo”

    Under A Post About Stranger Things Using The Word “Eskimo”

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    #11

    I Do Not Like This Mother

    I Do Not Like This Mother

    Imaginary-Fudge-3657 Report

    Cooking Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until she sees barbie and comments on the nonsensical beauty standard

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    #12

    And Then Everybody Clapped

    And Then Everybody Clapped

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    Cooking Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No,that's probably bleach. Somebody was murdered here.

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    #13

    A Totally Real Question About Santa

    A Totally Real Question About Santa

    katieporteroc Report

    Helena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Katie was telling a joke. I highly doubt we were supposed to take that literally, given who she is.

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    #14

    5yo Starts An Airline Business

    5yo Starts An Airline Business

    holdmehomie Report

    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t believe a 5 year old would say that. Source: I am 5 years old.

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    #15

    Unattended 7yo At The Park

    Unattended 7yo At The Park

    robbiepierce Report

    #16

    Mom & Dad Please Ban Gas Stoves!!

    Mom & Dad Please Ban Gas Stoves!!

    thinkbox Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks exactly like how I wrote my cats' valentine's day cards "from" them to my ex - I wrote them with my non-dominant hand, with purposeful misspellings XD ...I'm 40

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    #18

    Yeah For Some Reason I Doubt That

    Yeah For Some Reason I Doubt That

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    Rebekah Krause
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having been a nanny I buy this; seven-year-olds will use any excuse to start screaming about poop.. and annoyingly imitate obnoxious YouTube videos.

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    #19

    And Then He Joined The Foreign Legion

    And Then He Joined The Foreign Legion

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    #20

    He's The Chosen One

    He's The Chosen One

    Alternative-Ad-3041 Report

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Son that guy from the church isn't God and where he touched you isn't your heart

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    #21

    I Totally Believe Her Little Kid Said This. I Remember My Daughter’s First Words Were About The Socio-Political Landscape She Would Have To Overcome As A Woman

    I Totally Believe Her Little Kid Said This. I Remember My Daughter’s First Words Were About The Socio-Political Landscape She Would Have To Overcome As A Woman

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    #22

    Ok Then Jasper

    Ok Then Jasper

    HollyBriden Report

    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hollaria Briden is actually a parody/satire account

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    #23

    Grandma Made Up A Fake Homework Assignment To Own The Libs

    Grandma Made Up A Fake Homework Assignment To Own The Libs

    CapitalCourse Report

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my, they made up a school worksheet and all🤣

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    #24

    Of Course Emma Wrote That

    Of Course Emma Wrote That

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    #25

    Painfully Fake

    Painfully Fake

    dwaynetheakjohnson Report

    #26

    And All Of Gondor Clapped

    And All Of Gondor Clapped

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    #27

    Mummy? Why Have I Got To Hold Up This Si-Just Shut Up And Keep Still! At Least Look At The Camera!!

    Mummy? Why Have I Got To Hold Up This Si-Just Shut Up And Keep Still! At Least Look At The Camera!!

    Mr-Hargreaves Report

    Hotdogking
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on the girl’s face clearly says “I’ve got no idea what this sign says but I’m holding it up for the picture because mummy promised me a new doll if I did”

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    #28

    Okay

    Okay

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    Kat Pekin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you tell her you'd beat her up if she didn't say it?

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    #29

    What A Gentleman

    What A Gentleman

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me cringe so hard, I can only see the gas splashing back into his little eyes and mouth. This is child endangerment.

    LK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my country, it's illegal for anyone under 16 to put petrol or diesel in a car.

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    Henrik Schmidt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you need a man to pump gas?

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So your shoes don’t end up smelling of gas. (I pay extra to have someone pump my gas, but half the time, it’s a female who pumps it. The point is those folks aren’t wearing their good clothes to do it.)

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    Stary_cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a lot of countries this it’s illegal for people under the age of 16 to fill up gas

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could see him wanting to do the stuff his parents usually do. But all that stuff he supposedly said there? Utter BS.

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worry for his future, she's gonna be the worst when he starts dating

    Dani Pret
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure he just said can I help

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess if you post something as ridiculous as this, you're foolish enough to think someone might believe it

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why people lying on their babies?

    rob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the follow my ig b******t at the end

    Lisa Reuss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this is illegal. That child is way too young to even be pumping gas, let alone making that long-winded statement about things that are his mother’s baggage. All kinds of parenting errors going on here!

    JoNo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this illegal? Or, at least, against the rules?

    Cthulhu Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see the kid going, "I wanna do it". That's ir

    Terri Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see therapy in this kids future. And women don't need a man or a child to pump their gas or anything else.

    Sarah Turney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing how articulate these 2 year old kids r these days

    PlatinumTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m going to assume they complete ignored the sign saying this is illegal that is usually right next to the gas pump

    Matilda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be illegal in the UK! You have to be at least 16 to use the petrol pump

    Bruce Scheiman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I love you And I promise to be better then what was taught to me"? Lol He's a baby.

    Blue Strawberry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummmmmmmm, how old is that kid? Cause, I don’t exactly think he could say all that. They made it sound like he was preaching

    Diana Pahule
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that sweet child did not say all that.

    Kelli Pike
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So pathetic and fake it makes me nauseous.

    Elaine Morinelli
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son used to say "I never want to leave You mommy." I told him he would, and he did, as was right.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I promise to be better than what was taught to me.” First of all, this is entirely NOT believable and I rolled my eyes at it so hard that they fell out and rolled under the sofa,, and second, she’s revealing that she’s not teaching him well. THAT part I wholeheartedly believe.

    Moya Satterwhite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I clapped, and clapped and I’m still clapping. In fact everybody that was awake clapped and it will go on forever.

    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's an actual sign on the pump saying your not supposed to operate it unless you're 18 or older. Not sure how necessary it is, but better believe if something happens the station is covered.

    darqemm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than I was taught? Presumably by his mother who wrote this? Ok, whatever:/

    Dan Cary
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get my boots!! It's gettin' awful deeeeep here😂🤣

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DO NOT LET YOUR CHILD DO THIS FOR CHRIST SAKE. GASOLINE IS DANGEROUS.

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To push the "trigger" on petrol pump is sometimes hard even for adults - the have stiff springs, snappy bastards - so 3 y.o. to be able to do this is impossible.

    JE Cummings
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Letting children pump gas is illegal in most states. Not sure about the Red ones.

    wyngerd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the mother was still on meth.

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    #30

    Finally Found One In The Wild!

    Finally Found One In The Wild!

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    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well don’t be jealous but when i was SEVEN i was able to trip on thin air and was a MODEL student in ballet (it was for kindergartners but age is just a number) so what can YOU offer

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    #31

    Someone Ought To Tell This Kid('s Parent) That There Is One

    Someone Ought To Tell This Kid('s Parent) That There Is One

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    Amy S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love when people care enough about international men's day to make up BS like this but not care enough to Google it and find out it's the 19th of November.

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    #32

    Amen!

    Amen!

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    #33

    And Then All Of Their Future Therapists Clapped

    And Then All Of Their Future Therapists Clapped

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I can see 13 year olds saying this. I also wanted to be able to not have kids at that age (still don’t want them)

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    #34

    Woke 4/Yr Old. White Man Bad

    Woke 4/Yr Old. White Man Bad

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    #35

    What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up? Sued For Malpractice

    What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up? Sued For Malpractice

    ElishaKrauss Report

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry Mom, growing up may not be an issue at all for your poor kid.

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    #36

    Woke Breastfeeding

    Woke Breastfeeding

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your SIX-YEAR-OLD is still BREASTFEEDING?

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    #37

    I'm Sure She Picked It Out Herself

    I'm Sure She Picked It Out Herself

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    Kat Pekin
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor little thing. Stupid parents dressing her to make sure people start a fight with them. People this dumb shouldn't be allowed to procreate.

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    #38

    It’s 4chan So It’s Already A Given That This Didn’t Happen, But

    It’s 4chan So It’s Already A Given That This Didn’t Happen, But

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    Hotdogking
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may be gullible af, but that actually sounds plausable ngl

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    #39

    Eight Year Old Kids Definitely Care About This Stuff

    Eight Year Old Kids Definitely Care About This Stuff

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?! I saw the Lightyear movie and I don't think they portrayed Buzz as gay...? His friend Hawthorne was gay, and it was amazingly tastefully and properly portrayed. And even if they DID "turn" Buzz gay, why is that "wrong"? Why does that "ruin everything"? ughhhh it's 2023, why are we STILL on about homoesexuals "ruining everything"?

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    #41

    Reminded Me Of This Subreddit

    Reminded Me Of This Subreddit

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6 different directions at once? What kind of nonsense is this?

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    #42

    Sure He Did 🙄

    Sure He Did 🙄

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    #43

    Save Neil Young

    Save Neil Young

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    Henrik Schmidt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's some pretty amazing handwriting for a five year old! I wonder if maybe his mom had a hand in this?

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    #44

    From A Dinosaur Group About The New Jurassic World:

    From A Dinosaur Group About The New Jurassic World:

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    Ches Yamada
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhh I might have said something similar at that age. Love dinosaurs, people? Not so much. I'd have been upset at the people and cheering for the dinos.

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    #45

    Son Schools Teacher

    Son Schools Teacher

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    Ana Ferreira
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on the age of the kid, I might believe this one.

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    #46

    Okay Honey Whatever You Say

    Okay Honey Whatever You Say

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    Lee Banks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The level of narcissism makes me feel gross.

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    #47

    Desperately Hoping I Haven't Eaten The Onion

    Desperately Hoping I Haven't Eaten The Onion

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should have posted the rest of the conversation. I wanted to know this kid's thoughts on Nixon abandoning the gold standard.

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    #48

    Real Conversation With Daughter

    Real Conversation With Daughter

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    𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sick of seeing tweets where parents force/ pretend to force their own political views into children. Young kids should have no other job apart from living their life without the burden of idiots like this

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    #49

    One Of The Duggars

    One Of The Duggars

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    Cintapxl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not from the US so I need some help here. WTF is a spurgeon?

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    #50

    A Kid Singing About Their Food Seems Plausible But This One Takes It Over The Top (X-Post From R/Thathappened)

    A Kid Singing About Their Food Seems Plausible But This One Takes It Over The Top (X-Post From R/Thathappened)

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    René Sauer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is happy with "Her" choice? *snort* right...

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    #51

    It Even Ends With And Then Everyone Clapped

    It Even Ends With And Then Everyone Clapped

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    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the classic 'everyone clapped' line... makes every story so much more believable....

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    #52

    Ummmm..yeah

    Ummmm..yeah

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    Casey McAlister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, when good white people read about colonization, slavery, genocide and massacres, they feel nice and comfortable? If you have to make up things your child said, at least think them through.

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    #53

    A Future Proletarian Comrade

    A Future Proletarian Comrade

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Here Caighleygh, hold this and be still for the camera"

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    #54

    Op Has Never Talked To A 4-Year-Old

    Op Has Never Talked To A 4-Year-Old

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    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i loosely remember saying love was chicken nuggets when i was asked this question at four

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    #55

    Found One In The Wild

    Found One In The Wild

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, I definitely remember being concerned about paying sales tax as an 11.5 year old

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    #56

    And Then Everyone Applauded

    And Then Everyone Applauded

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    Niki A
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First of all, that's not even close to the right answer. Second, that appears to be a world history question, which in most US schools is taught between 8th and 10th grade....

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    #57

    Maybe If She Had Gone Vegan, Her Mother Would Still Be With Her

    Maybe If She Had Gone Vegan, Her Mother Would Still Be With Her

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    Tweaked
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids face says 'can we go get that ice cream you promised me now'

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    #58

    Boy Eloquently Explains Why Kellogg's Is His Favorite Cereal

    Boy Eloquently Explains Why Kellogg's Is His Favorite Cereal

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    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That and it was designed to stop you wanting to touch yourselves, ya filthy animals.

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