40 Posts About “Genius” Kids That Are So Clearly Lies, It’s Embarrassing (New Pics)

This is actually true 🤣

Maybe. I can see an 8 year old saying that

I can actually see this happening - kids have just had a (very important) lesson on the importance of consent, class joker decides to be funny, and you have a tweet ready to be sent.

i think i saw this on a “funny things kids say list” on here

i think a second grader should learn their manners

I could believe this

I've often wondered the same

Upvote for the title

Depending on the age, a kid could’ve actually written this. However chances are if it was a kid they wrote it trying to be a smart a**e

i love that chart

Wait until she sees barbie and comments on the nonsensical beauty standard

No,that's probably bleach. Somebody was murdered here.

Katie was telling a joke. I highly doubt we were supposed to take that literally, given who she is.

I can’t believe a 5 year old would say that. Source: I am 5 years old.

Idk if it’s true but 😂

This looks exactly like how I wrote my cats' valentine's day cards "from" them to my ex - I wrote them with my non-dominant hand, with purposeful misspellings XD ...I'm 40

Wtf

Having been a nanny I buy this; seven-year-olds will use any excuse to start screaming about poop.. and annoyingly imitate obnoxious YouTube videos.

Never said that

Son that guy from the church isn't God and where he touched you isn't your heart

You forgot to mention that she is three.

Hollaria Briden is actually a parody/satire account

Oh my, they made up a school worksheet and all🤣

Baby don’t hurt me

Yea, painfully fake.

These captions are amazing

The look on the girl’s face clearly says “I’ve got no idea what this sign says but I’m holding it up for the picture because mummy promised me a new doll if I did”

Did you tell her you'd beat her up if she didn't say it?

This makes me cringe so hard, I can only see the gas splashing back into his little eyes and mouth. This is child endangerment.

well don’t be jealous but when i was SEVEN i was able to trip on thin air and was a MODEL student in ballet (it was for kindergartners but age is just a number) so what can YOU offer

I love when people care enough about international men's day to make up BS like this but not care enough to Google it and find out it's the 19th of November.

Blech on so many levels

I mean, I can see 13 year olds saying this. I also wanted to be able to not have kids at that age (still don’t want them)

The f**k?

Don't worry Mom, growing up may not be an issue at all for your poor kid.

Your SIX-YEAR-OLD is still BREASTFEEDING?

Before I scrolled down to see the age of this child and the fact they're in school uniform, I was thinking it was maybe a toddler or something. How wrong I was. Also, can we stop referring to breasts as 'boobies'? It's such a childish and cringey word for adults to say. Teach your kids the proper names for body parts, please... Kids need to be able to clearly communicate if there is any kind of issue going on with themselves.

I’m wandering when until this boy is going to get picked on or disgusted by everyone

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Breastfeeding a child beyond 12 months is unnecessary. Beyond 18 months is weird. Beyond 2 years is creating an unnatural bond. At six years old its just sick and abusive.

She just made him a prime paedophile target, even gave them the phase to use for compliance. Why put that online?

Think I'll stick to giving my 6 year old a hug.

It's gotta be some sort of child abuse at that age

a six year old still breast feeding? that´s effed up.

😬

Serial killer with mummy issues in the making

She's clearly forming some sort of unhealthy attachments that the kid is being pulled into and used for lies.

Ewwww.

Ew and why tf are you still breastfeeding ur six y/o??!!!

I see lots of therapy in this child's future.

Are you breast feeding him???

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