Get Premium
Dark mode theme is available exclusively for premium users. Learn more about the benefits of subscribing.
No fees, cancel anytime.
Dark Mode 
No fees, cancel anytime 
then open in external browser
and click "Open in External Browser" 
Let’s all just give a big round of applause to all parents who dedicated their 18 years (or rather, their whole lives) to professionally taming a little daredevil, and often not one but two or three, or more. With bloodshot eyes and not much fuel left in their tank, moms, dads and caregivers keep surprising us all with their sheer level of resilience, straight face, and even a smile.
Because raising kids is not for the faint-hearted. So in order to remind us of that, Bored Panda compiled a collection of posts where kids made their parents' day really miserable.
So that your coffee stain, lost keys and really important email sent out to the wrong address won’t feel so bad!
This post may include affiliate links.
#1
Just Brilliant
RELATED:
#2
And This Is Exactly Why You Shouldnât Let Your Kids Go In The Bathroom Together With You
#3
It Wasnât Even Double Stuffed
To find out about navigating parenting in these crazily uncertain times, Bored Panda reached out to Natalie Maximets, a certified life transformation coach at “Online Divorce,” which is a professional divorce document preparation service with 20 years of market history.
“The pandemic and isolation have certainly shocked every family with a child. Now our houses or apartments aren’t just places where we live. Currently, this space also serves as an office, a school, a place for activities, etc.,” Natalie told us.
According to her, the situation is twofold. “On the one hand, parents are constantly with their children and can devote more time to them. But on the other hand, not everyone can withstand such a stress test as limited space doesn’t provide an opportunity to direct one’s energy and emotions outward.”
#4
Little Mischief
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
Hey, I tried to make a break for it at a fair in a wee powered kiddie car , according to my folks. Kids make their own priorities ^-^
#5
Golden Advice For Parents
#6
Kids, Sharpies, And A Dalmatian Makes For Interesting Times
What’s more, the need to combine multiple roles is even more obvious.There are many challenges parents can face during times of pandemic and postpandemic. “First, they have to act as teachers because of homeschooling. However, not all parents have the necessary skills to explain the subject matter to their children easily. Moreover, with this additional role, it becomes more challenging to maintain a balance,” Natalie explained.
“Second, parents can face behavioral problems in their children. Due to a lack of interaction with other kids, the inability to play with someone other than their parents, and a limited list of activities, children can become irritable, aggressive, or hyperactive (it’s purely individual).” Natalie said that such situations are challenging for both the children and the parents.
#7
It's Amazing How Unhelpful Kids Can Be While Trying So Very Hard To Be Helpful
#8
Kid Buys Farts From Amazon
#9
This Kid At Lowes
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
The fact the man is trying to figure out how to solve this while standing next to a sign that reads 'plan b' makes me inexplicably pleased đ€·ââïž
~hUmMuS vIbEs~ 4 years ago
Took me a moment to see the kid; my first thought was that they would be taking a dump on the toilet display
Stoopham McFernybabes 4 years ago
If you were the parent of a child that could do this, you would have had the corners knocked off you ages ago and would be more concerned about the stock the child is potentially damaging than the kid (my kids are climbers)
Load More Replies...
Lori T Wisconsin 4 years ago
Don't judge when you see a parent using a child harness and tether. This demon needs one.
Kristina Thomas 3 years ago
I disagree with the word "demon," as this kid's climbing and adventurousness could maybe be an asset in a rural community, and is natural. But yeah the need for a leash is real.
Load More Replies...
ThatRandomGuy 4 years ago
That one employee is just looking at that kid like "what I'm gonna tell my boss"
J. Normal 4 years ago
Dad " would anyone notice if I sneak out of here?".
Load More Replies...
Daphne Bessette 3 years ago
The kid just got tired of his dad waiting around for service to get something from the top shelf.
Julie Hoecherl-Grobner 4 years ago
Itâs the smirk on the kids face for me. You almost have to say, âwell doneâ đ€·đ»ââïž
Claire Stanfield 4 years ago
Y'all, this is easy when you know how. Used a ladder to access our roof when I was 2.
Phantom Captain 4 years ago
The real question is....how on earth did he get up there in the first place!
Nazda Pokmov 4 years ago
Just practicing his mountain goat skills........he'll come down eventually when he's hungry.
Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
And it was on that day that little Timmy discovered that he could NOT, fly like Superman. đ€
June Dominguez 4 years ago
This is just very bad parenting, I do not find this funny at all! If the parent(s) were truly watching the kid , he would have never got that high to begin with! And sad thing is parents would have found some horrible loophole to sue the store for the kid getting hurt or even death!
Janet Pattison 3 years ago
Heâs looking for his parents. They forgot they brought him and headed for home.
Vicki Henson Driver 3 years ago
I doubt this is the first time for this kind of behavior. Dad wearing construction shirt and takes the kid on-site.
Amanda Wilson 4 years ago
This is actually fake. I work at Lowe's and from what I understand this was edited a few years ago for a safety meeting.
Lindsey Leigh Phillips 3 years ago
I feel like the operative word here is *had*.
Load More Replies...
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
I just wanted to see where the birds lived. If you've ever been in these big box stores, there's always birds flying around.
MAKtheknife 4 years ago
If I were his parents, I'd be making a b-line for the front door never to be seen again.
Leslie Burleson 4 years ago
My son is autistic. He's 23 now. The little sh*t did this when he was three . It's finally funny. Back then though I left the store sobbing
Hannah Edwards 4 years ago
WTF? I was looking for a little darling going for a poop on the toilet!
Thomas E S Thomas 4 years ago
Lucky the solution is there as well. The worker on the left is on the step lift. He'll be lifted to the kid's level and grab him down.
Malayna Johnson 1 year ago
Okay but I think we all really want to know how did he get up there in the first place? And if the answer is he climbed, how did nobody see him start climbing because it probably took a minute to climb up there
Corn Cornelius Cornwall 3 years ago
* Spider man. Spider man. does whatever a spider can.* " A c**p, can't get down. Damn, this sucks. whelp. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amanda Wilson 3 years ago
Fake picture. A few years ago I saw this picture and showed it at work (I work at Lowe's). Someone let me know it was faked for training purposes
Sheri Muntean 3 years ago
Holy mother! It reminds me of once I looked away while my 3 yr old was playing by the swings, looked up a second later and she was walking across the top of the swing set. Total heart failure!
Ambry Petersen 3 years ago
I'm curious as to how exactly the kid got up there in the first place. There is a reason to watch your child 24/7 even if it means taking 3 hours to find the product you need, because you are so distracted by them that you have grabbed the wrong kind 10 times in a row.
Ashley Baker 3 years ago
my first thought is how the the world did u not notice this TODDLER for the length of time if took him to actually climb up there!! i never took my eyes off my child in stores for anywhere near long enough for them to be able to climb especially this high!!
CP Wood 3 years ago
I'm thinking that's dad in the blue t shirt, leaning one elbow on "PlanB" sign, feeling a little proud, and a little worried about what the wife/ mother is going to say about taking his eyes off of the boy for just a few seconds; he knows he's going to hear" I told you to not let him out of your sight!!!"
Monkey D Luffy 3 years ago
Damm. How did he get up there? Spooderman Spooderman does whatever Spooterman does!
Lori Lathrom 3 years ago
It could be worse. He could be up on a two story apartment building. Like my son.
Lori Lathrom 3 years ago
âClark Kent! You quit showing off, and get your butt down here, NOW!â
Shaun Coleman 3 years ago
How did this end???? Did the kid climb back down? Did the man have to go up and get him? Was the fire department called?
Nicolas Pichavant 3 years ago
my ququestion is how did the kid get himself up there in the first place
Kaioz Fields 4 years ago
I used to work at Lowe's đ only way down is a forklift đđđ
~Th3lostHaven~ 4 years ago
the kids face. Honestly I've made that face so many times it gives me great joy to see him know how much chaos he has caused. UwU
Amanda Wilson 4 years ago
This actually fake. I work at Lowe's and this is edited. Even Corporate knows about it
Deep One 4 years ago
Some kids love high places. When I was around 8 i found a ladder on the back of the drive-in screen. My dad was looking for me but for the life of him couldn't find me (there was a playground at the foot of the screen), he was not happy when I said up here and he sees me on the edge of the screen. (I don't remember how high up it was only that it was one of the larger drive-in movie screens). :)
hcaballero57 4 years ago
I will pay cash just to sit in that room when the Husband comes up with the explanation to the wife after she finds out.
Rei 4 years ago
My first thought was: how in the world did this little one climb up there and even unnoticed by others??! Mysteries. My little one was able to remove the plastic thing that connects the lid and bottle of a small Nalgene bottle, you know that top connection on top of the cap that is like really tight? To this day, I couldn't figure out how he did it nor how to put it back! Mysteries...
alwaysMispelled 4 years ago
How long was he not watching his kid that he made it all the way up there're??
Jeremy steiner 4 years ago
How do you Let your kid out of your sight that long for he can climb a rack at Loweâs Iâve been a single father for 16 years I still donât let him out of my sight
“Third, it can be difficult for working parents to take care of their children’s daily routines. Kindergartens, schools, and hobby groups are extremely important. They help structure children's lives, fill them with meaning every day, and reduce conflicts in the family. In the new realities, parents have to think about how to keep their children busy every minute.”
#10
Wifeâs Friend Was Convinced There Was Ghost Baby In Her Daughterâs Crib. Turns Out Dad Forgot To Remove The Mattress Sticker.
#11
Could've Leaked Those Spicy Brian Nudes
#12
Kids Are Having Fun With Friends So A Neighbor Reported To HOA That They Must Be Running A Childcare
Moreover, Natalie explained that during quarantine, people become closer to each other. As a result, personal boundaries are blurred, leading to two possible scenarios. “In scenario one, parents and children start working against each other, causing conflicts. In scenario two, they manage to establish an even deeper connection with each other. The main thing with the second scenario is to not leave the child alone with their fears.”
#13
She Thought This Was "White Water"
#14
Honey, I Cheated On You
#15
My Son Said He Was Hot And Wanted Ice Cream. This Is Not What I Expected
For any parent who feels overwhelmed with trying to juggle out these duties, Natalie’s advice is to change perspective. “Young parents may feel overwhelmed, anxious, and stressed out because they take on too much and want to be ideal parents. But remember, the child doesn’t need a perfect mom or dad. They need emotionally healthy parents because the parent’s psychological state directly affects the kids.”
She continued: “Therefore, every time you feel strained to your limits, just stop, exhale, and deal with the problem you can solve at the moment. It will make you feel capable of doing something. Then, try to break bigger problems into smaller ones. You’ll see that there are practically no unsolvable situations.”
#16
A Bit Creepy
#17
How
Tobias Rieper 4 years ago
it looks like one of the picture series you see of a bird that got caught in an oil slick being cleaned
#18
This Mom Who...well, I Don't Need To Do Any Explaining Here:
At the same time, it seems like there are too many parenting styles and methods out there. Natalie confirmed that the topic is often very controversial, with many parents having strong opinions about raising their children. “But at the same time, the goal is always the same—to raise a happy, healthy, and successful child. Each of the existing parenting styles and methods focuses on it.”
#19
What My Aunt Encountered When She Went To Pour Herself A Whiskey On The Rocks
#20
Mom, I Swear It Wasn't Me
#21
If It Fits, It Goes In The Drain
According to the life coach, it is crucial to find the one that works for your child. “For example, the well-known Montessori method may not suit an active child. Waldorf education may not work for children with strong leadership qualities and a great need for physical activity. Technique by Cecil Lupan requires the baby’s mother to spend almost all of her time exercising with her child.”
#22
There Was A Friggin Gecko Hiding In My Son's Toy Spider
#23
My Kid Swallowed A Penny While Showing His Little Brother How He Accidentally Swallowed A SIM Key The Day Before
#24
Identically Unperturbed By What They Did To Themselves With The Clippers At 5AM
Natalie added that there is no single recipe to understand what is suitable for your child. Having said that, she also listed some steps you may want to think about. “First, you should analyze your child’s personality and the required level of physical activity, creativity, and socialization. Second, think about the 4 main parenting styles (authoritarian, authoritative, permissive, uninvolved) and try to predict your child’s reaction to each of them. Perhaps in your case, you can’t choose one style. Then, think about how you can mix them or even work out your own.”
Natalie concluded that as a parent, you can also go to a professional psychologist who will talk with you and your child, determine strong sides and interests, and suggest possible options.
#25
My Nephew Wanted A Portrait Of George Washington. Thank Goodness He Didnât Want A Portrait Of Ben Franklin
Sheila Stamey 4 years ago
You probably couldn't buy a picture of George Washington with the dollar, not counting gas, time and everything. Just saying, it's not the worst idea I've ever seen
#26
Sounds Like A Great Start Of The Day
#27
All Fun And Games Until The Hypothermia Sets In
#28
Now Thatâs Just A Little Scary
#29
I Complimented My Wife On The Design On The Back Of Her Dress Not Realizing It Was Our Son's Puke
#30
My Kid Got Her Fingers Stuck In A Bench At School And The Bench Rode With Her To The ER. Yes, She Is Alright. Yes, We Kept The Bench Seat
#31
Something You Can't Put On The Fridge
#32
Just Watched A Kid In My Apartment Lobby Get Excited About Seeing His Dad Outside, Run Face-First Into The Glass Panel, And Crack It
#33
They Are So Literal Arenât They?
#34
While The World Is Fighting Over Toilet Paper, My Toddler Is Giving Ours A Bath
#35
Kid Hung Up The Wet Wipes To Allow Them To Dry
#36
To Top It Off, It Was On Her Husband's Credit Card
#37
Drove 45 Mins To The Store Thinking I Had My Mask In My Pocket. It Was A Baby Sock
#38
Accidentally Spilled Coffee Grounds On The Floor... And All Over My Child
#39
I Had To Pay $39.35 To Hold My Baby After He Was Born
#40
Had A Sneezing Attack (Not Sick) And My Daughter Made Me A âPotionâ To Feel Better
#41
Wrangled All The Seats Put Of The Minivan, Got 30 Seconds Into My Vacuuming When Suddenly It Shuts Off And A Kid Starts Crying. Kid Was Fine
#42
Thanks, Nickelodeon Slime
#43
Sigh
#44
Where In The Dad Manual Did It Mention How To Stop A 3-Year-Old From Taking Bites Out Of Dry Wall?
Cigdem KanburoÄlu 4 years ago
Pica (eating uneatable things like earth etc) can be a sign of anemia. Need to check to stay on the safe side
#45
My Toddler Squeezed A Bottle Of Powdered Creamer Until It Exploded In Her Face⊠Now Creamer Is Continuously Draining Out Of Her Nose
#46
Son Decided To Swallow A Nickel And Turn $.05 Into $4400.00
#47
My Five-Year-Old Daughter Cut Holes In Her Socks Just In Case Her Feet Get Hot
#48
Sorry Dad, Sister Did It
#49
My 14-Year-Old Daughter Decided To Stir The Smoothie With A Metal Spoon. While The Blender Was Still Blending
#50
My Toddler And I Walked To The Park... Just To Find That The Whole Playground Has Been Removed
#51
He Is Going To Be A CEO Some Day Soon
#52
Sprained My Ankle And Decided To Skip The Doctor Visit. In The Darkness Walked Into My Kidsâ Trampoline And Broke The Toe On The Other Foot. My Nurses Were Very Impressed
I stayed up late that night because of the pain.
#53
Poor Dad
#54
When It's Date Night With Your Husband And You Sneak A Peak Into The Kid's Room To See If She Is Sleeping
#55
My 3-Year-Old Insisted On Making Me Breakfast
#56
Fortnite
#57
Iâm A Monster
#58
First Night Of Vacation And We Go To Pull Out The Sofa Bed For The Kids, Hear A Loud Crunching Sound. Sonâs iPhone Got Caught In Hinges Of Bed Frame
#59
Iâm Having A My-Kid-Puked-In-My-Prosthetic-Foot Day. You?
She immediately declared that she felt %100 better, while I just stood there trying to figure out how best to remove the mess.
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
Well you don't have trench foot, but you do have stench foot đ€Šââïž
#60
My Kids Tore A Hole In A Beanbag Chair And Tons Of Static-Charged Styrofoam Balls Went Everywhere
#61
2-Year-Old Put Crayons In The Dishwasher. There's No Coming Back From That
#62
Stole One Of These Candies From My Kidâs Christmas Stash, Learned The Hard Way Theyâre Actually Individually Wrapped Soaps
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago (edited)
Who the hell would design a soap like that, put it in a candy wrapper, and not write "soap" or like a pic of hands washing or something. Honestly I would have tried to eat this too đ
#63
Tried To Order A Custom Shirt Showing My Love For My Sonâs Favorite Cartoon Character. Apparently I Forgot To Remove The Placeholder Text I Added To The Back While Designing It
#64
Raising Kids Is So Much Fun
#65
Never Have Children
#66
My Son Was So Excited To Show Me The Art He Drew On My Car With A Rock
#67
I Tried To Bake My Daughter A Birthday Cake But I Made A B-Hole Instead
#68
The Pan I Use To Make Her Favorite Food Got Broken And She Was Convinced We Would Never Be Able To Eat It Again
#69
It's Always Possible To Love Someone And Hate Them At The Same Time
#70
In Case You Were Wondering, This Is What It Looks Like When A Diaper Makes Itâs Way Into The Wash... Been Scooping This Goo-Snow Stuff Out For Half An Hour Now
#71
Headed To The Airport And Half Way There Looked Down. Thanks For The Fatherâs Day Gift, Kids, The Slippers Are Very Comfortable
I guess I’m doing some shoe shopping at my destination.
#72
Kids Decided To Prank Me By Hiding A Permanent Marker Along With A Set Of Temporary Tattoo Ones. Peter Griffin Will Be With Me For A While
#73
Kids Learned A Couple New Words Today
#74
Iâve Been Waiting For This For About 2000 Miles. My Kids Decided To Pick Mile 55-57 To Pinch And Kick Each Other. I Looked Down Afterwards To See This
#75
When People Ask What Itâs Like Having Kids, I Just Show Them This
#76
Kid Sleeps With His Pet Goldfish
"I cannot make this stuff up!
We put Everett to bed and weâre in the living room watching a movie and heard a noise in Everettâs room so we called him out there and he said it was his drawer that made the noise. So I get up like 10-15 mins later to go pee and look in his room and see his little chair up to his dresser and the lid off his fish tank on the ground and the light in the water and Iâm like Corey the lid is off his tank and I canât find the fish (Everett is asleep at this point) Corey walks in there and this is what we find"
#77
That Time My Son Dropped His Kindle Fire On The Way Out Of The Doctorâs Office
#78
AirPods Went Missing. Turns Out My Kid Buried Them In The Back Yard
#79
Right Now Some Parent Is Getting Their Child Out Of The Mini Van Saying âWhere The Hell Is Your Other Shoe??â
#80
Moved The Flour Away From The Kid So He Wouldn't Make A Mess. And I Knocked It Off The Counter With My Elbow
#81
My Daughter Used A Plastic Cutting Board For A Pizza Pan
#82
My Son Called Today To Let Me Know The Can Opener Broke
#83
Kid Opened Otherwise Perfectly Sorted Art Supplies Upside Down
#84
Iâm Being Over Charged By Insurance After My Daughter Was Born. This Is The Pile Of Mail I Have To Go Through To Prove Theyâre Ripping Me Off. Pear For Scale
#85
Getting HFM Disease From Your Toddler Isnât Fun - I Thought It Was Supposed To Be Rare That Adults Contract It
April Caron 4 years ago
When my kids caught this, my heard the doctor refer to it by its more clinical name, âcoxsackie virus.â And much to his dadâs chagrin, he could not stop saying this word and giggling every time he did.
#86
Just Had My Car Detailed And My Kid Was Sick
#87
Told My Son To Put A Soda In The Fridge. He Put It In The Freezer
Anna Banana 4 years ago
You sound like someone who's never put beer in the freezer to cool quickly and then forgot about it
#88
My Kid Let The Upstairs Bathtub Overflow Without Telling Me. I Found Out When I Heard The Water Hitting The Floor In The Kitchen
#89
Just A Reminder. Hide All Of Your Devices
#90
One Of My Kids Brought Poison Ivy Into The House, Now My Hands Look Like This. Every Bump Is A Blister
#91
My Kid Hid A Book With His Laundry, It Disintegrated And Ruined All The Clothes
#92
People Without Kids Who Think They Know What Anger Is, Thatâs Adorable
#93
Just Finished Painting My Kidsâ Playroom Yesterday
#94
I Left My Son's Switch On The Cooker. He Got This For Christmas
Xottel 4 years ago
As a good parent you get them in trouble and take their switch as punishment. Relieve them when you have bought a replacement. When they complain that this isn't their original, just pull a dadjoke about a Switch being switched and leave the room. Never bring up this topic again.
#95
Kid Spilled Paint While Carrying The Paint Can. Now We Have To Live With Black
#96
My Kids Are Currently Playing IRL Among Us. I Only Have 2 Children
#97
My Daughter Took Me Roller Skating Yesterday For Motherâs Day
#98
My 2 Year Old Son Was Playing With His Harry Potter Wand. Come Home From A Long Day Of Work To Find Out Numb Nuts Abracadabraâd The Heck Out The TV
Dorothy Parker 4 years ago (edited)
Two year olds can't be left on their own. At all. Charming nickname, BTW.
#99
My Kid Decided To Hit Baseballs Toward The House
#100
Looks Like One Of My Kid's Friends Decided To Take A Handful Of Butter Without Me Realizing It Before Using It On My Bagel This Morning. Various Sicknesses, Here I Come
#101
Was Craving My Leftover Fajitas For Lunch Today. Looks Like My Teenage Son Beat Me To Them And Ate Everything But The Peppers
#102
My Son Is Teething
#103
Kids Were Fighting Over My Wife's Phone
Add New Image
What do you think ?
Otter 4 years ago
Thank you, whatever Deity is in charge of these things, for making me infertile!
Rage of Aquarius 4 years ago
My parents are always on me about how much I use my heating pad. Ignoring the fact that it's the only thing that alleviates the cramps, they're always yelling about how I'm "cooking my eggs". Little do they know that that would just be a bonus.
Load More Replies...
Dorothy Parker 4 years ago
In many of the posts there were very young children being left to their own devices. Where were their parents? Or safety locks? Can't blame them for being children.
Monday 4 years ago
You'd be surprised how quickly a kid can make a mess. While babysitting my at the time toddler brother I turned around for what couldn't have been more than 30 seconds to grab a box of milk from the pantry and he managed to cross the kitchen and overturn a massive tub of dog food before I even noticed he'd moved.
Load More Replies...
Sara Frazer 4 years ago (edited)
Why are half of these pics where the parent should've been intervening instead of "tAkInG a CuTe PhOtO oPp!!!" °~° -- just saying, I have my own daughter, and have spent time raising a nephew and a lot of time alone with my other two nephews, any time I found a situation even remotely similar to any of these the first instinct was to get them out of said situation, not "lolOL lemme grab my PhOnE"... ...
Emily Fravel 3 years ago
You’ve repeatedly found yourself in these situations and still think you’re in a position to judge?
Load More Replies...
Al Christensen 4 years ago
My former wife and I didn't want children. When friends asked why, we'd answer almost in unison, "Kids f**k up your stuff." There were more reasons, but this answer was easy for others to relate to.
Malcontent 4 years ago
Basically, this is an advert for not having kids, and a good demonstration of why some people need to sit an IQ test before they are allowed to have kids...
Ileana Sky Aviles 4 years ago
My mother told me when I was a baby, I emptied the contents of a big baby formula can inside our 100 gallon salt water aquarium because I thought the fishes open mouths meant they were hungry.
J. Normal 4 years ago
For those of you who comment about not supervising your kids, then stating you are not having any... Thank you for not contributing to the problem.
J. Maxx 4 years ago
I've helped raised kids from infants to teens. They weren't mine but I did help raise them. Parenting is hard, but it also takes parents who actually care and PAY ATTENTION TO THEIR KIDS. A lot of what was shown took a long time to accomplish. That means the parents WEREN"T PAYING ATTENTION. You don't need to have given birth to a child to raise one or just take care of one. You need patience, love and you MUST ALWAYS PAY ATTENTION to the little darlings even if you would rather put them in carboard box and ship their spoilt asses back to amazon.
Load More Replies...
Pavlina G 4 years ago
I'll never understand why these parents want to post these pics of their kids being feral. That kind of thing is best kept in the family, only to be retold at family gatherings. LOL>
RedOphelia 13 3 years ago
Because it gets them likes and attention on social media. Which is probably what they were doing when some of these little accidents happened.
Load More Replies... Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 4 years ago
Adding this to my list on the reasons the blood line very well ends with me
Lily Mae Kitty 4 years ago
so, apparently you're supposed to watch them every single second they're awake and people don't. how would you even do that?
Vicky Zar 4 years ago
Depends on the kids. Some are wise at 5 and others are stupid at 40
Load More Replies...
Peter Kelly 4 years ago
Perhaps I'm being harsh, but all I see here are examples of latent idiots. They may be very young but the behaviour is ridiculous.
Nikki Sevven 4 years ago
How are you leaving young children alone long enough to make most of these messes?!
Alexis Draskinis 4 years ago
My kid almost broke my nose with those hard cardboard "starter" books. I had a bad headache & was lying in the couch while he played. He wanted to read, i guess, and came over with it. All i heard was "BOOK!" & opened my eyes to see the spine of it being wailed into the bridge of my nose. First came stars. Then it was blood everywhere! Had to call my mom (an ex nurse) to come check it & watch him while i stopped the bleeding. Not broken but still had a few black eyes for a few days. He was probably like 2 and hes 14 now. We still laugh about it
J. F. 4 years ago
Good thing I will never have to deal with all of that! Also, condoms are way cheaper than some of the little "accidents"....
RedOphelia 13 3 years ago
Heck, vasectomy, ablasion, and tubal ligation can all be cheaper options in the long run for those who don't want to have children but also don't want to be stuck with uncomfortable condoms or hormone based birth control the rest of their life.
Load More Replies...
Deeksha Singh 3 years ago
My Kid wrote this to the Tooth Fairy. He believes in straight communications. :D :P 1-6323192b27a3b.jpg 
Mare Reasons 3 years ago
Parents are amazing to me, to put up with all the mess and the screaming and I could never deal with all those things w/o going crazy and livid and this is why I decided never to have kids.
RedOphelia 13 3 years ago
Why are parents more concerned with posting photos of said situations as content on their Twitter or Instagram feeds as opposed to...making sure the kids can't get into anything that might be dangerous for them? Some of these look like your average accidents in the adventures of life and some just make it seem like one or both parents are really bad at paying attention to what their kids are doing I get that little kids get quiet and are speedy little devils at times but it looks more and more like people just have children to have continuous streams of content and attention on social media. Parenting would be easier for them if they'd put the phone down and actually parent. And yes, I have a child of my own who is 16 now. His father let stuff like this happen but I didn't. My kid got messy but I taught him to pick up after himself and that when mommy says don't touch, she means it, all chemicals and sharp objects were kept up higher and out of reach of his hands.
whodunnitfan2013 4 years ago
Thank you, every deity in existence, for my being infertile, and due to my chronic health conditions, I'll be sterile soon!
April Wilson 3 years ago
And probably dead as well. That's quite something to be grateful for.
Load More Replies...
Lyone Fein 4 years ago
Why give children technology? When they have earned the money to buy it for themselves, they can have it.
AJ Small 4 years ago
School will be delightful for them, I'm sure. Not having access to the same tech as your peers? They won't be behind, in the slightest.
Load More Replies...
Daniel Marsh 4 years ago (edited)
I'm a little curious about some of these. My son is a tad unique. And very funny. But I can't imagine the destructive tendencies shown here. I did lots of wierd things, myself (putting tea leaves in the clothes drier to make tea bags... mistaking boullion cubes for caramel candies... learning about baker's chocolate the hard way... forming "rivers" with the garden hose... even Lysol flamethrowers (YIPES!!!)) Can't say I recall my son, myself, my siblings or any of the neighborhood kids being so destructive. (OK, DECADES later, the holes we dug and covered up to make underground forts in the woods caused some problems for tractors trying to develop the area... but that's not exactly the same thing.)
Demi Zwaan 4 years ago
This seems more a 'parents fail at parenting' then anything. Maybe not leave little kids alone?
YaYa 3 years ago
My children are 15 years apart so I was younger & I guess more alert with the first 2. My youngest was a child you could NEVER take your eyes off of. I was sleeping I woke because my mouth felt sticky & sweet. I sat up trying to figure out why my mouth felt so full. My second shocker was my son sitting beside me wearing a semi toothless little smile. I had no idea how he'd escaped his crib but along with that semi toothless little grin he was pink & shinny his head, Arms, legs and were all shinny. I dectected the scent of some kind of candy. He'd escaped from his crib, made it to his sister's room grabbed a little bag of FLAVORED lip gloss made it back to my room climbed in my bed took a bath in it or ate it or both then fed what was left to me in my sleep. Right now I am grateful he is an adult and just waiting for my brand new granddaughter to avenge me!
Talitha Turner 3 years ago
This made me laugh so much. Especially the comments. I was down but not anymore. Great thread
RedOphelia 13 3 years ago
Don't hate the children. Hate the parents who allowed them to be little demons and never bothered to correct the bad behavior.
Load More Replies...
Claire Stanfield 4 years ago
Children are wonderful, but not easy to deal with all the time. I'd like to believe there's some nuance here.
Susan Trevaskis-Owen 4 years ago
Wait...it's starting to come back to me... Yes, I'm beginning to remember why I don't have kids.
Devil's Advocate 4 years ago
A post celebrating terrible behaviour, and terrible parenting. Wonderful. These are the types of people who let their kid get hurt on a treadmill, then blame the manufacturer.
Otter 4 years ago
Thank you, whatever Deity is in charge of these things, for making me infertile!
Rage of Aquarius 4 years ago
My parents are always on me about how much I use my heating pad. Ignoring the fact that it's the only thing that alleviates the cramps, they're always yelling about how I'm "cooking my eggs". Little do they know that that would just be a bonus.
Load More Replies... Dorothy Parker 4 years ago
In many of the posts there were very young children being left to their own devices. Where were their parents? Or safety locks? Can't blame them for being children.
Monday 4 years ago
You'd be surprised how quickly a kid can make a mess. While babysitting my at the time toddler brother I turned around for what couldn't have been more than 30 seconds to grab a box of milk from the pantry and he managed to cross the kitchen and overturn a massive tub of dog food before I even noticed he'd moved.
Load More Replies... Sara Frazer 4 years ago (edited)
Why are half of these pics where the parent should've been intervening instead of "tAkInG a CuTe PhOtO oPp!!!" °~° -- just saying, I have my own daughter, and have spent time raising a nephew and a lot of time alone with my other two nephews, any time I found a situation even remotely similar to any of these the first instinct was to get them out of said situation, not "lolOL lemme grab my PhOnE"... ...
Emily Fravel 3 years ago
You’ve repeatedly found yourself in these situations and still think you’re in a position to judge?
Load More Replies... Al Christensen 4 years ago
My former wife and I didn't want children. When friends asked why, we'd answer almost in unison, "Kids f**k up your stuff." There were more reasons, but this answer was easy for others to relate to.
Malcontent 4 years ago
Basically, this is an advert for not having kids, and a good demonstration of why some people need to sit an IQ test before they are allowed to have kids...
Ileana Sky Aviles 4 years ago
My mother told me when I was a baby, I emptied the contents of a big baby formula can inside our 100 gallon salt water aquarium because I thought the fishes open mouths meant they were hungry.
J. Normal 4 years ago
For those of you who comment about not supervising your kids, then stating you are not having any... Thank you for not contributing to the problem.
J. Maxx 4 years ago
I've helped raised kids from infants to teens. They weren't mine but I did help raise them. Parenting is hard, but it also takes parents who actually care and PAY ATTENTION TO THEIR KIDS. A lot of what was shown took a long time to accomplish. That means the parents WEREN"T PAYING ATTENTION. You don't need to have given birth to a child to raise one or just take care of one. You need patience, love and you MUST ALWAYS PAY ATTENTION to the little darlings even if you would rather put them in carboard box and ship their spoilt asses back to amazon.
Load More Replies... Pavlina G 4 years ago
I'll never understand why these parents want to post these pics of their kids being feral. That kind of thing is best kept in the family, only to be retold at family gatherings. LOL>
RedOphelia 13 3 years ago
Because it gets them likes and attention on social media. Which is probably what they were doing when some of these little accidents happened.
Load More Replies... Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 4 years ago
Adding this to my list on the reasons the blood line very well ends with me
Lily Mae Kitty 4 years ago
so, apparently you're supposed to watch them every single second they're awake and people don't. how would you even do that?
Vicky Zar 4 years ago
Depends on the kids. Some are wise at 5 and others are stupid at 40
Load More Replies... Peter Kelly 4 years ago
Perhaps I'm being harsh, but all I see here are examples of latent idiots. They may be very young but the behaviour is ridiculous.
Nikki Sevven 4 years ago
How are you leaving young children alone long enough to make most of these messes?!
Alexis Draskinis 4 years ago
My kid almost broke my nose with those hard cardboard "starter" books. I had a bad headache & was lying in the couch while he played. He wanted to read, i guess, and came over with it. All i heard was "BOOK!" & opened my eyes to see the spine of it being wailed into the bridge of my nose. First came stars. Then it was blood everywhere! Had to call my mom (an ex nurse) to come check it & watch him while i stopped the bleeding. Not broken but still had a few black eyes for a few days. He was probably like 2 and hes 14 now. We still laugh about it
J. F. 4 years ago
Good thing I will never have to deal with all of that! Also, condoms are way cheaper than some of the little "accidents"....
RedOphelia 13 3 years ago
Heck, vasectomy, ablasion, and tubal ligation can all be cheaper options in the long run for those who don't want to have children but also don't want to be stuck with uncomfortable condoms or hormone based birth control the rest of their life.
Load More Replies... Deeksha Singh 3 years ago
My Kid wrote this to the Tooth Fairy. He believes in straight communications. :D :P 1-6323192b27a3b.jpg
Mare Reasons 3 years ago
Parents are amazing to me, to put up with all the mess and the screaming and I could never deal with all those things w/o going crazy and livid and this is why I decided never to have kids.
RedOphelia 13 3 years ago
Why are parents more concerned with posting photos of said situations as content on their Twitter or Instagram feeds as opposed to...making sure the kids can't get into anything that might be dangerous for them? Some of these look like your average accidents in the adventures of life and some just make it seem like one or both parents are really bad at paying attention to what their kids are doing I get that little kids get quiet and are speedy little devils at times but it looks more and more like people just have children to have continuous streams of content and attention on social media. Parenting would be easier for them if they'd put the phone down and actually parent. And yes, I have a child of my own who is 16 now. His father let stuff like this happen but I didn't. My kid got messy but I taught him to pick up after himself and that when mommy says don't touch, she means it, all chemicals and sharp objects were kept up higher and out of reach of his hands.
whodunnitfan2013 4 years ago
Thank you, every deity in existence, for my being infertile, and due to my chronic health conditions, I'll be sterile soon!
April Wilson 3 years ago
And probably dead as well. That's quite something to be grateful for.
Load More Replies... Lyone Fein 4 years ago
Why give children technology? When they have earned the money to buy it for themselves, they can have it.
AJ Small 4 years ago
School will be delightful for them, I'm sure. Not having access to the same tech as your peers? They won't be behind, in the slightest.
Load More Replies... Daniel Marsh 4 years ago (edited)
I'm a little curious about some of these. My son is a tad unique. And very funny. But I can't imagine the destructive tendencies shown here. I did lots of wierd things, myself (putting tea leaves in the clothes drier to make tea bags... mistaking boullion cubes for caramel candies... learning about baker's chocolate the hard way... forming "rivers" with the garden hose... even Lysol flamethrowers (YIPES!!!)) Can't say I recall my son, myself, my siblings or any of the neighborhood kids being so destructive. (OK, DECADES later, the holes we dug and covered up to make underground forts in the woods caused some problems for tractors trying to develop the area... but that's not exactly the same thing.)
Demi Zwaan 4 years ago
This seems more a 'parents fail at parenting' then anything. Maybe not leave little kids alone?
YaYa 3 years ago
My children are 15 years apart so I was younger & I guess more alert with the first 2. My youngest was a child you could NEVER take your eyes off of. I was sleeping I woke because my mouth felt sticky & sweet. I sat up trying to figure out why my mouth felt so full. My second shocker was my son sitting beside me wearing a semi toothless little smile. I had no idea how he'd escaped his crib but along with that semi toothless little grin he was pink & shinny his head, Arms, legs and were all shinny. I dectected the scent of some kind of candy. He'd escaped from his crib, made it to his sister's room grabbed a little bag of FLAVORED lip gloss made it back to my room climbed in my bed took a bath in it or ate it or both then fed what was left to me in my sleep. Right now I am grateful he is an adult and just waiting for my brand new granddaughter to avenge me!
Talitha Turner 3 years ago
This made me laugh so much. Especially the comments. I was down but not anymore. Great thread
RedOphelia 13 3 years ago
Don't hate the children. Hate the parents who allowed them to be little demons and never bothered to correct the bad behavior.
Load More Replies... Claire Stanfield 4 years ago
Children are wonderful, but not easy to deal with all the time. I'd like to believe there's some nuance here.
Susan Trevaskis-Owen 4 years ago
Wait...it's starting to come back to me... Yes, I'm beginning to remember why I don't have kids.
Devil's Advocate 4 years ago
A post celebrating terrible behaviour, and terrible parenting. Wonderful. These are the types of people who let their kid get hurt on a treadmill, then blame the manufacturer.
You May Like 45 Funny Memes About Raising Kids For Parents Who Could Really Use A Laugh 40 Internet Know-It-Alls Who Embarrassed Themselves By Correcting Others Incorrectly 38 Instances Of People Witnessing Such Sheer Stupidity That They Didnât Think It Was Real
Mindaugas BalÄiauskas
Justinas Keturka
Denis Krotovas
Related on Bored Panda
