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During this whole worldwide pandemic that’s been going on way longer than anyone could have ever thought, parents have turned into somewhat super-fueled parents on duty. Juggling multiple tasks at once, from working from home to teaching their little ones things they know little about themselves, they are now the official pandemic-era transformers.
No wonder parenting tweets of the month are getting more and more hilarious, painful, and totally relatable. So this Bored Panda compilation of February is dedicated to those who count LEGO while trying to finally fall asleep and have some rest, and those who keep our little munchkins happy when the world is put on freeze, and those who share their humorous parenting tales for everyone to laugh at. This big round of applause goes out to you.
And when you’re done upvoting your fave tweets, be sure to check our most recent posts from January, December, and November.
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Theron Carpenter 4 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Bored Panda reached out to Jane Parker, a professional Relationship Coach with strategic intervention training and years of experience in life coaching. Jane told us that the lockdown has undoubtedly had a significant impact on relationships.
“But for various couples, the impact has been different; some witnessed positives coming out of it, others saw their loved ones and themselves growing apart. It is interesting because a lot of couples have actually become closer during lockdown. For those couples who hadn't been getting enough time together, and whose relationships were struggling because of that, they have been able to reconnect and fill in what has been missing.”
Jane heard many stories of families becoming much closer as they are spending much more time together. Having said that, the relationship coach added that “for many others, unfortunately, it has worked quite differently; issues that have been bubbling under the surface have been exposed, and couples have been forced to face up to them.” And it can be overwhelming.
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Purple 4 years ago
it cant make ducks sick but i found this on google, "Although ducks and swans can digest all types of bread, too much can leave them feeling full without giving them all of the important vitamins, minerals and nutrients they need. "So, although bread isn't harmful, our advice is to only feed small amounts to birds."
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Josy Bannon 4 years ago
Creepy! But he probably just saw the short film "alma"? Look for "Alma short film" on YouTube
PKMN Trainer Link 4 years ago
MY READING TEACHER MADE US WATCH IT IN 6TH GRADE!!
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will.u.b.mine 4 years ago
raise your hand if you have had/have nightmares about all your dolls coming to life and chasing you and taking over your body 🙂 *raises hand*
But the professional coach believes that it doesn't necessarily have to be a negative thing for everyone. “It can also be an opportunity to address issues and put them right. So it can be a blessing in disguise for couples who are willing to act upon them, especially if they are willing to get professional help.”
When adding all of this to the pressure of homeschooling and the changes that we have needed to adapt to, no wonder many of us find ourselves dealing with tremendous stress. “We are under much more pressure and stress to achieve even less than we are used to in terms of our own work and productivity,” Jane explained.
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Donkey boi 4 years ago
My family don't hide the fact that there are always favourites, we have preferences in everything else in life, why not admit that you have that one child that doesn't drive you as crazy as the other(s), It doesn't mean you love them any less, just that the personality appeals to you more.
Kay blue 4 years ago
My mother's favourite child or grandchild is the one who isn't asking for money at the time.
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Mary Peace 4 years ago
I'm impressed. Maybe your kids will make a fortune, and you'll be filthy rich, lol ! Although you could find yourself as a character in the musical, which might not be so good.
Anke Dieken 4 years ago
I'd like that much better than screaming at each other. Probably. Depends on the singing qualitiy. ;)
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Francesca Annoni 4 years ago
I Think of that episode of "family guy" .."meg? Is short for Megan?"
Donkey boi 4 years ago
My parents were expecting a girl and had decided on a name of 'Kirsty'. When I came out a boy, they couldn't think of a name. I went unnamed for 6 weeks before they they went to the registry office and decided to give me the same name as the guy behind the counter. Honestly, I think I would prefer Kirsty!
Doggo Froggo 4 years ago (edited)
lol I felt the same when I truly understood what my name was....
Courtney Christelle 4 years ago
My grandma said she didn't like my son's name cause it sounds like "satan"... accurate.
Miraculous Klutz 4 years ago
I am named after my mum’s dead twin. My mum once told me she wishes I would join her.
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
I'm sorry, that's awful to hear no one should be told that :(
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Whatshername 4 years ago
I've known this for a couple of years now. And yet I'm still amazed that something like prescription drug commercials exist 😕 Maybe it's common in other countries too but I'm not familiar with it in western Europe.
Ethan Collard 4 years ago
im (14) on antidepressants and just saw an ad about antidepressants yesterday!
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afoben 4 years ago
A few days ago I was listening to my son's online class, third grade. Teacher explined evolution of humans for 15 minutes. Videos, pictures, metaphores, etc teacher really tried. At the end one of the kids, shocked faced, asks: so, we're monkeys when we are born?? Kids all look confused. One has a baby sibling and shouts 'my sister doesn't look like a monkey!! Teacher you're wrong!!' Chaos ensued. Teacher went on for another 10 minutes trying to explain and eventually just gave up and moved on to the anatomy of plants. I just laughed.
Catherine Gray 4 years ago
I asked my nana that exact question. I remember it clearly and absolutely believed the world turned colour,, just like it did in The Wizard of oz
mr. cheeto chester 4 years ago
this is basically elementary school saying "everything was black and white when my dad was young hes old
Patricia Sloan 4 years ago
Omg! In my baby book my mother wrote that I wondered when colour was invented because all my parents pictures and tv in their day was in black in white. I was 21 when my mum took me to see Pleasantville
Previously, Bored Panda also talked to writer and comedian Samantha Scroggin, who runs the 'Walking Outside in Slippers' parenting blog about the joys and challenges of raising kids in times of worldwide pandemic.
Surprisingly (or not), after some time, the pandemic life became a normality and many people found their new comfort inside the lockdown. "As we close in on a year since the pandemic got underway worldwide, I feel like the distance learning, working from home, and limited social interaction have begun to feel more like 'regular' life.”
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Mary Peace 4 years ago
Maybe you missed your vocation. I mean there aren't many Town Criers now, but maybe...
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Amy S 4 years ago
It was my 4 year olds birthday the other week, she's started a 'things I want for my 5th birthday' list already. She also appears to think we are millionaires.
Kay blue 4 years ago
Just to warn you, that might continue. My daughter is 21 and still does that.
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JitkaBlitka 4 years ago
My 4-yo recently learned her birthday is in summer, so now she is constantly asking if it's summer already...
Leslie Burleson 4 years ago
Ooohh rookie mistake . How many times a day did she ask if it was her birthday yet ?
Fluffy Griffin 4 years ago
I told my 4yo that her birthday was coming up, but also mentioned that shortly after she would need her 5yo kindergarten vaccinations... She was terrified to turn 5. 😬 (The conversation was a bit longer then "after you turn 5 you will get shots" but that's all she took away from it)
Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 4 years ago
Damn. Did this for quite some time before.....my son was oblivious. Did not seem to care, or maybe understand. And in denial.
Cupcake168 4 years ago
Maybe this is unpopular but: same for moves to another city. Tell them just before packing stuff starts, not months in advance. Children fear changes but manage them when they are in the process of it. Nothing is as bad as the question "What will be?" when you can't get active, espacially for a child.
Katie Johnson 4 years ago
This with everything!!! If I tell my child daddy is coming home she's wanting to check the door every 5 minutes, if I tell her we're having spaghetti for dinner she's asking if it's dinner yet every 5 minutes. No concept of time bless them! I just don't tell her anything anymore ha ha
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Shelp 4 years ago
That's actually sad. Makes you grasp how long the lockdown thing must have felt for the children
Samtheperson 4 years ago
To think that the child doesn’t know what a lot of children should know is very sad, actually.
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Lorca Nisbet 4 years ago
my cousin cried because he saw a picture with " to many people standing together" it was taken in 2019.
Lucy Skinner 4 years ago
Wow. He doesn’t even know what a store is. That’s so sad and feels so dystopian to me.
tmw 4 years ago
when you think of it. if you your kid was 3 when lockdown started, it has been an entire THIRD of their lives they have lived in lockdown.
Brittney Sparks 4 years ago
Lockdown has been a year so if they were 3 when it started they'd be 4 now. That would be 1/4 (a fourth) of their lives .... Just saying
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It's a lovely book about a bear who is in a dept store. I vaguely remember it, I know he tried to take a button from a mattress to mend himself
Load More Replies... Curry on... 4 years ago
Yeah, I feel sorriest for the children. Imagine not being able to play freely, laugh and talk with other kids your own age.
Fluffy Griffin 4 years ago
My family is really close (We all saw each other at least once a month, most holidays and birthdays etc) but my sister had her baby right after quarantine and I didn't get to see her baby (in person) till he was 8 months old. My sister in law has not seen him yet and he will be a year soon. It's just so weird.
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Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
That game is "Plague Inc. Evolved"... I like "Pandemic" more (both as pc and boardgame).
Great Panda Mamu 4 years ago
I love when my kids play Pandemic because they have to work together. That makes it much longer before the fighting starts.
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Thomas Stead 4 years ago
i called it coronavirus in december 2019. i killed the world. eerily prophetic
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Samantha said that her kids have grown used to the new routine of turning on their school tablets at their desks at home, rather than jumping in the car to go to in-person school. But the reminders of pre-pandemic life are still strong and although you can almost forget it all existed, little things come to remind us of it.
Like, when “we step into a restaurant to pick up some food or pass by fair grounds where we've attended festivals in the past. When we get those reminders, they're like cold water in the face."
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Linus Nilsson 4 years ago (edited)
Well, judging from the profile pic, I would claim that killing the parents runs in the family
mr. cheeto chester 4 years ago
IEJHNcFLIJDNFELWSDJLLUJSVNEPUVJNPEODVNEUDVHN. NO THATS MESSED UP JUST NO!
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Mary Peace 4 years ago
My friend used to ask her 3yo "Have you had enough to eat or do you want something else?" Soon the child was asking for "somethink else" without being asked, because it sounded exciting.
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mr. cheeto chester 4 years ago
me: *watches vines and then sees this and is laughing hysterically because it is a vine* also me: *comit DIE*
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Sofia Cohn 4 years ago
In Hamilton, theres a line in "You'll be back" where King George talks about George Washington stepping down as president. And says "I wasn't aware that was something a person could do." It's perplexing if you're not a fanatic of the show, i was confused for a second too. 😂
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Luna Wolfblood 4 years ago
I just changed my profile pic because of yours. 😂
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Yet, many parents are still struggling to juggle with multitasking just as much as when the pandemic started. In many households, the burnout crisis has reached a tipping point. “I don’t know anyone that is not struggling,” Susannah Lago, a mom, business owner, and founder of the group Working Moms of Milwaukee, told Vox.
The ever-changing demands of parenting in the pandemic are becoming the main sources of stress, anxiety, and depression. And this is besides the economic challenges, as many parents were forced to leave their jobs as a result of the crisis, or simply because they had no one to leave their little ones to.
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Anarchy (they/them) 4 years ago
Wellies are rain boots right? If so I love that name so much more than rain boots
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Allan Breum 4 years ago
Hell, I'm 37 and still occasionally do that. Get older, but never get old.
Srinidhi Menon 4 years ago
I used to scream and run away from puddles because my brother once told me that a monster would come and drag me in 💀
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François Carré 4 years ago
First I thought about the interesting idea of a pet fart. Then I realized this was an English/French pun ("pet" means "fart" in French) and it got even more interesting. All of it while I'm supposed to be working. Well, come on, it's friday.
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LotusWolff 4 years ago
Rain is cloud pee. Sometimes clouds fart (thunder) and the also diarrhea (hail)
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Evil Little Thing 4 years ago
I've had this convo so many times I stopped asking "did you" and started asking "when did you".
Rachel Kaufman Parra 4 years ago
My son tries to justify why he doesn't have to eat or shower saying he "did it yesterday"
Jane Thorne-Gutierrez 4 years ago
My 7 yr. old grandson was asked if he'd washed his hair while in the shower. He said " no, but my penis really, really clean!"....
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Max 4 years ago
I have to admit, my relationship with my mother improved once I explained the concept of 'save points' to her.
Bob Belcher 4 years ago
Truth, as a dad and still semi gamer I 100% get it. I tell my daughter dinner is ready soon and she tells me how long she thinks she needs. If it's reasonable like 5 or 10 minutes that's fine. If she says 30 minutes I tell her to save when she's in a safe place and then get off.
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KiwiBubbles 4 years ago
I see all these memes complaining about how moms don't understand that online games can't be paused. My mom almost always lets us finish up online games before dinner or bed (unless they're going to take SUPER long). But I guess I'm luckier than most kids... my mom also plays Minecraft and Among Us with my brother and I... 😄
Bob Belcher 4 years ago
I play Age of Calamity with my daughter. It's the most fun I've had in my whole life. Better than Disney Land or anything else. I'm sure your mom feels the same.
Load More Replies... Leslie Burleson 4 years ago
Keep that energy mama. I always said I wouldn't be the type of parent to switch off a child's game to do chores or come to dinner . My kids are total assholes lol
Even now, to say that parents are struggling may still sound like an understatement. According to an August survey conducted by Harris Poll on behalf of the American Psychological Association, “63% said the pandemic made the 2019-2020 school year extremely stressful for them.”
But the longer the pandemic life goes on, the more it escalates the stress further. With few things to cheer people up these days, moms and dads are now real superheroes who surely deserve a big round of applause from us all.
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BluEyedSeoulite 4 years ago
I straight up show my toddler and ask if she likes it. She usually says no and I waste less money.
M McKenzie 4 years ago
My parents just bought my son a bunch of new clothes (cause he absolutely will not stop growing, even though we stopped feeding him 😜), and he told them "I don't need clothes, I'm wearing some". So they've been sitting in the bags, with tags on, for 2 weeks. Maybe if I send him over naked he'll actually at least try them on?
Cupcake168 4 years ago (edited)
Probably she only needs 5 things. Just a thought of a fan of minimalism.
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Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 4 years ago
I would let kids watch that. My daughter was 3 when I had my son. She lived looking at the posters of the woman's body, and hearing the explanation. She has no recollection. But I also always say "womb" and not "tummy"
Load More Replies... Leslie Burleson 4 years ago
I guess he's going to need therapy later for his days of mom making fetus scallopini
Thindy 4 years ago
Many years ago, my family was at a wedding and one of the appetizers was a shrimp cocktail. My other cousin who was pregnant at the time said that her baby was about the size of a large shrimp My sister stopped eating her shrimp (she was about 8) She previously always liked shrimp, for some reason associated shrimp with fetus's. She's in her 50s and she still won't eat it.
Load More Replies... cursed--alien 4 years ago
The kids right though. The human embryo does look like a weird f*****g shrimp.
Tully Cloud 4 years ago
If you a mom don't have you're profile name be "KISS MT FAT ASS" no judement, just saying. NO OFFENCE.
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Hans 4 years ago
I think if parents would appreciate that their children love them unconditionally despite all desperate winging, they system would be stabilized in an instant.
KiwiBubbles 4 years ago
😊 I am constantly trying to convince my mom that she's doing way better and is way more amazing than she thinks! (LOL it's a ✨COMPLETE MYSTERY✨ where I got my self-doubt from. But hey, at least we can empathize and understand each other!) Gotta tell my dad he's awesome too sometimes. Neither of them know how wonderful they are...
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Samtheperson 4 years ago
SAME! That’s what my brother did when he had to do something but didn’t want too.
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River Webb 4 years ago
can't blame him, imagine being stuck with your siblings for the rest of your life
Anime SImp 4 years ago
I know i would never live throught that , wait i am doing that right now
Load More Replies... Jane Thorne-Gutierrez 4 years ago
My grandson ( age 6), asked mom for a new baby. Mom; "No, you have your sister Molly ( age 3). Henry " I know but I think you can do better"!
Elizabeth Tunney 4 years ago
“Blankie” my lil 7yo bro used to call his blankets “mine” so he had blue mine and pink mine, and now he calls them blankies
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Remember this when you're old and your kid starts petting you and going "I'll miss you".
Pangolin Pal 4 years ago
Actually, if you keep your cat indoors ALL THE TIME and give him/her high-quality food and regular veterinary care, their lifespan is more like 16-20 years.
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
This is the moment to teach about averages, deviations, means vs medians, and actuarial tables. Like (fill in: romans, medieval citizens, ... ) had an average 35y life span, but those surviving infancy expected to live to their 60s no problem. Because a 15y old car doesn't have a negative life expectancy; once they're too old for risky stuff (playing with cars/dogs/coyotes) they last.
HelpdeskFrog 4 years ago (edited)
The world would be a better place if understanding statistics was better taught to the general public.
Load More Replies... Leslie Burleson 4 years ago
Cats are living a lot longer these days . My oldest kitty lived until she was 18 . I have friends who have cats in their 20's . Tell him to knock that chit off lol
A Head 4 years ago
My sister had a cat growing up, and every night she'd lay in bed with her praying that she'd never die. My sister left for college when I was 13, and that dang cat lived until it was 23, and I had to take care of her. Such a crotchety old beast. When I was about 16, I realized the cat was 21, so I asked her if she could go buy me some beer. She said "Meo".
mr. cheeto chester 4 years ago
and thats how you get away with underaged drinking
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Fluffy Griffin 4 years ago
I take my showers at night (a holdover from growing up with a family of 6 and one shower) and one night I open the door to exit the shower and hear this creepy parseltounge hissing speech, I about peed myself. It was my half awake son whisper-asking me if he could use the bathroom.
Suzanne Clark 4 years ago
Mine did that and when I was finally able to focus, she said "what are finite numbers?" Then I couldn't get back to sleep...
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Stephanie Did It 4 years ago
Too little to save, too much to dump, that's what makes a mommy plump.
Allan Breum 4 years ago (edited)
Moms ARE ferals. Don't believe, just tell a mom to her face that her kid is dumb as a brick, you'll see some very feral behavior... :p
Mili Del Rio 4 years ago
My mom never sat down for meals or served herself. she would eat bites from my plate. It wasn't till I was older that I appreciated how tired she was and I started to cook for her and I made sure she took the time to sit and enjoy her food.
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Allan Breum 4 years ago
Parenthood is nothing more, or less, than hormonally/chemically induced Stockholm Syndrome.
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Fluffy Griffin 4 years ago
My daughter just turned 5. The next day everything was "when I was 4 years old,.." like "when I was 4 years old I was shy, but now I'm 5 so I am not" or "remember that plushie I had when I was 4 years old?" Do you mean yesterday? Because that was yesterday.
Samtheperson 4 years ago
I hate that feeling of “where is the freaking change!”on the day you have a birthday
Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 4 years ago
My son turned 4 a week ago and I thought "I wish he grew , like, a foot" because he is so short.
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Demon Child 4 years ago
I mean this is pretty cute compared to when I asked my brother what love is and he said ¨It s when a guy has big muscles and lots of money¨ and as I tried to explain that people can be sweet, funny, kind, he whispered ¨and has a lamborghini¨
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Chris Miller 4 years ago
You don't put it on, you put it IN. Poke a hole in it. Parenting 80 Proof-style.
Kay Meurig-Bowden 4 years ago
My grandfather used to put whisky in my night time bottle of milk.
Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 4 years ago
Theron. A dab of whisky numbs the gums when they're teething. The jokes about giving more are just that, jokes.
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François Carré 4 years ago
If you have a cat at home, don't look further for who might have taught them such vicious tricks.
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Dutchdancemum 4 years ago
Like when my 6yr old picked the 2 only irises that had just come out (and still had a lot of unopened buds) from our garden and gave them to me, I was very happy but also very sad
spirit wolf 4 years ago
My mother is a rare orchids collector, my 5 year old niece and 3 year old nephew announced they had a gift for her and whipped out handfulls of the pinched flowers from her most precious orchid that has taken years to blossom. She has now installed a huge padlocks to her greenhouses. If we did that as a kid we'd be properly dead.
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Mustn’t eat the mango 🥭 4 years ago
I lick my plate... especially when there’s extra BBQ sauce left.
A Head 4 years ago
I'm 50 and anytime I make a dinner that involves gravy, I will take my plate to the kitchen and lick that thing clean.
Debbie 4 years ago
That is how you are supposed to do it! Or maybe not even just lick it while at the table. Why wait untill you are in the kitchen?
Load More Replies... Rochelle Davies 4 years ago
Licking a plate helps ensure the dishwasher really leaves them spotless, so think of it as a highly useful skill they can use for the rest of their lives (though not in public).
Shine Caramia 4 years ago
Depends on her age? If she's a teen, she needs to be connected with the furry community.
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Thenatural 4 years ago
No James..you put it there..you put it there and created another imaginary scenario for likes..
Whatshername 4 years ago
I'd return the favor by doing something similar with their clean bed sheets 😏
Robin Esak 4 years ago
This is my partner's definition as well. We have very different ideas of what it means to "throw something away".
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Amy S 4 years ago
"I didn't want spaghetti IN milk, I wanted spaghetti milk" - my toddler.
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Kim Walther 4 years ago
A friend of mine served spaghetti to her 3 kids and when she asked the youngest why he wasn't eating he replied with " Spaghetti chokes my eyeballs"...
Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 4 years ago
seeing how gross my son's water cup is, both inside and out *gags*. Time for a new cup of clean water!
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Momma Panda 4 years ago
I felt the same seeing the look in my baby's eyes the day I turned 30.
Rachel Kaufman Parra 4 years ago
Mine too- he hates seeing my grey hairs- fine kid, YOU dye my hair.
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Leslie Burleson 4 years ago
I was about 9 months pregnant sitting in the tub , and my oldest comes in and says "mama , why are your boobies on your belly like a monkey". I drop kicked ... I mean , I just laughed and laughed
AzKhaleesi 4 years ago
I remember after I had lost weight my then toddler gave me hug and said excitedly and with a twang of shock "Momma I can wrap my arms all the way around you now" I didn't know whether to be happy or go hide in a cave and cry.
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John C 4 years ago
100% honest question - is the misspelling intentional? I can't keep up
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Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 4 years ago
Yes, story of my life. The younger one mimics the older ones grunts and verbiage all the time. "*Grunt* do I HAVE to? I dont want to do ALL of it" Luckily I can laugh and he laughs, because for him it is a front. My daughter, nope, she says it for real and gets angry she has to clean her own messes.
Leslie Burleson 4 years ago
I'm still trying to explain that to my adult children. I did some things wrong
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Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 4 years ago
She has no clue. My older laughs like a sociopath maniac when she bothers her brother. As the younger sibling, I feel for him. Parents visited yesterday and they are the biggest enablers ("she didnt hit, she patted you") and when she did this they encouraged it basically. No wonder my brother antsgonized me. (We have video of me at 3 crying and chasing my brother for something, he swats it at me, and my mom is filming away like nothing is happening.)
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Doggo Froggo 4 years ago
How could you leave it that long!!!???? I would be driven crazy by it!!!!
Leslie Burleson 4 years ago
I've done this. When my kids were teenagers I turned it into, if it's sitting here for over a week , it now qualifies as trash and will be pitched . Now I don't have to yell at them to get their "sh..stuff out of the living room" .
Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 4 years ago
Socks are always around the house. Kids like to undress and run around in their underwear and forget their clothes. Always telling them to pile them nicely in one spot or put away to wear later. But when they started getting new clothes on a couple of days ago and leaving their other clothes all overI made a rule of no getting undressed anymore.
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Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
Wikipedia: The name "flamingo" comes from Portuguese or Spanish flamengo, "flame-colored", in turn coming from Provençal flamenc from flama "flame" and Germanic-like suffix -ing, with a possible influence of the Spanish ethnonym flamenco "Fleming" or "Flemish".
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Cartlin Kelly 4 years ago
One of the little girls I teach at school is 2, and she has a yard flamingo (that she stole from her yard) she insists upon napping with. It's name is 'duck'. She knows it's a flamingo, and can say flamingo, but it's name is 'duck'.
BookCrazyTeen 4 years ago
Tell my why I immediately thought about “I want to go to the zoo and see the flaminhos” no it’s not a typo, yes I’m probably the only one who knows where this is from and who said it. 😂
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Eric George 4 years ago
I have so many moments like this. My favorite(yelled): "We are not going to do ANYTHING until EVERYONE says something NICE!"
Salami Wesley 4 years ago
Fu**........ YOU are yelling "STOP YELLING" to your child. The child is thinking " Yea..... right. You are yelling yourself mom! YOLO!"
Syra 4 years ago (edited)
You don't want to know how much I've wanted to tell my mom that she's the one yelling. I'm the one who's barely above a friggin whisper.
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Melanie King 4 years ago
My little brother once told me my brain was broken but he couldn't find me a new one so he just "took out" my old brain and filled the hole with dirt...
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
I've eaten loads of icicles when we still had winters. And I lived to tell the tale.
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
Yeah, but that's survivor bias. Just one of you surviving doesn't mean the dozens of others didn't die horribly.
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Stacy Moseley Adams 4 years ago
Same situation with my 68 yr old mother last week during the snowstorm. Told me to go pluck them off the house so could use them for ice cubes. When i refused, she took her cup outside & scooped up snow STRAIGHT OFF THE GROUND.
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ComfyPanda 4 years ago
3 Hershey kisses and a cup of Sunny D is her going rate.
Load More Replies... ComfyPanda 4 years ago
I have one of those!!!!! Anyone want it?! KIDDING!!!!! She's the baby of the family and my mini me. Love her to pieces!!!
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Leslie Burleson 4 years ago
Sweet baby cheeses , my oldest is 24 and they still won't entertain themselves
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Leslie Burleson 4 years ago
Parenting's Greatest Hits : Where Are Your Shoes , Put Your Pants Back On , Don't Eat That, Stop Breathing On Your Brother , You Can't Just Eat Cheese For The Rest Of Your Life , and the #1 chart topper : Nooo!
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CheshireMitsu 4 years ago
my sister will cry if you take away her literal garbage. she has a truck wall piece she refuses to part with
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Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago
"She turns on TV, and guess who she sees - Sk8r Boi rocking on MTV!"
CAELYN MORALES(Cheeto) 4 years ago
She calls up her friends They already know And they've all got tickets to see his show
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Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago
Some talking dogs are born with special needs, and it's nothing to be ashamed of?
Demi Zwaan 4 years ago (edited)
Goofy is a dog, always has been. You’re thinking of Horace Horsecollar, who is the regular boyfriend of Clarabelle Cow. Goofy was pictured as her boyfriend a few times, too, but he still is a dog.
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not a real panda 4 years ago
please explain because I'm from Maldives and very confused lol
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Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago
Maybe yellow is her daughters favorite color?
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Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago
I do this in 6th grade. I mean, I don't raise my hand and say it, I just casually type it in the chat lol
Sawyer Kidder31148 4 years ago
I love doing that! I'm in middle school and everytime I do that the teachers look cracks me up!
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Nicola Roberts 4 years ago
When my daughter was young I kept a scrapbook of things we had done. Receipts, pressed flowers, postcards all with one sole purpose. "We never did anything when I was small" - Oh yes we did!
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Kari Panda 4 years ago
No, really can’t approve of this one. An 'older child' is still a child. I see so many small children to be expected to be mature and understanding just because they’re a year or two older than their sibling. A little responsobility is fine, but being slightly older doesn’t magically turn them into an almost-adult. And honestly, even many of us adults would not know how to handle a crying 5yo.
AbbiTabbi 4 years ago
Being the older child is a pain, and the older one should not always be made to clean up the younger one's messes. As an older child, the oldest of 4 including a (WILD) 2-year old, I was made to do a lot. Luckily my Mom was also the oldest so she doesn't make me do everything. PLEASE don't do this to your oldest!
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Teucer T 4 years ago
The hardest part of parenting is keeping a straight face while disciplining. That's why you need two parents... One to do the disciplining while the other goes to the next room and laughs... Then you switch.
Random Anon 4 years ago
Well not really a parenting story. A new hire came over to have a friendly chat and noticed my Spotify playlist. "Oooh 90s oldies, I love them too", she said. The realization that the songs were older than her hit me. Hard.
Francesca Annoni 4 years ago
Today is my birthday.. this morning I told to my 4 years old son "you know how many year I have today? 40!!" And him "wow mom ..it's after 29!!" "..actually is after 39 but I prefer your version honey.." 😂
Persp Gold 4 years ago
the ones about kids are funny, the ones about parenting need their own thread
Carrie Heath 4 years ago
When my daughter was about 4 or 5 we were in the chip shop getting a bag of chips and the man asked her "Where you daddy then" and she said quick as you like " I don't have one, he's a low life scum sucking bottom feeder!" the entire shop was trying to not laugh, embarrassed I said "Oh dear I'd better stop calling him that!" so funny..... she's 28 now and still refers to him the same lol
Patricia Sloan 4 years ago
My then 12 year old told me he is going to pretend he's gay like his older brother when he starts high school because quote " Have you seen all the hotties Aidan hangs out with? I'm in like Flynn"
Teucer T 4 years ago
The hardest part of parenting is keeping a straight face while disciplining. That's why you need two parents... One to do the disciplining while the other goes to the next room and laughs... Then you switch.
Random Anon 4 years ago
Well not really a parenting story. A new hire came over to have a friendly chat and noticed my Spotify playlist. "Oooh 90s oldies, I love them too", she said. The realization that the songs were older than her hit me. Hard.
Francesca Annoni 4 years ago
Today is my birthday.. this morning I told to my 4 years old son "you know how many year I have today? 40!!" And him "wow mom ..it's after 29!!" "..actually is after 39 but I prefer your version honey.." 😂
Persp Gold 4 years ago
the ones about kids are funny, the ones about parenting need their own thread
Carrie Heath 4 years ago
When my daughter was about 4 or 5 we were in the chip shop getting a bag of chips and the man asked her "Where you daddy then" and she said quick as you like " I don't have one, he's a low life scum sucking bottom feeder!" the entire shop was trying to not laugh, embarrassed I said "Oh dear I'd better stop calling him that!" so funny..... she's 28 now and still refers to him the same lol
Patricia Sloan 4 years ago
My then 12 year old told me he is going to pretend he's gay like his older brother when he starts high school because quote " Have you seen all the hotties Aidan hangs out with? I'm in like Flynn"
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