Being a parent is one of the biggest and most fun challenges you’ll ever encounter in your lives, dear Pandas. From brimming with pride as your child says their first words one moment to cleaning up spaghetti and meatball stains off the ceiling, being responsible for another human being is as exciting as it is exhausting. And even though everyone’s family is unique, a lot of parents can still relate to each other because the struggles are similar.
That’s where the ‘Parental Humor Memes’ Facebook Group comes in. It’s a community of over 630k members that celebrates the funniest and toughest parts of being a parent. If you have kids of your own or you know someone who does, then these are bound to make you nod and laugh.
Scroll down for some memes that you’ll want to send to all of your parent friends, and for Bored Panda’s interview about being a parent with relationship expert and dad of two, Dan Bacon, the founder of The Modern Man.
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Founded in January 2021, the ‘Parental Humor Memes’ group has amassed over half-a-million members in just over a year. That makes one thing crystal clear: people are loving the jokes. And there’s no humor without being able to relate to it. We laugh at what’s familiar, after all.
With hundreds of new members joining every single week, the team running the group from behind the scenes insists on everybody following the rules. They’re pretty straightforward and it’s something that you’d expect to see in any major social media group.
The administrators running the page ask that members post only relevant memes. If it has nothing to do with parenting, the post won’t get approved. Sure, the meme might be great, but it might belong in another awesome group’s feed.
What’s more, members are asked to post one meme at a time and remain courteous to everyone at all times. There’s no tolerance for bullying. There’s no space for hate speech. It’s as simple as that.
My son reckons he is gonna live with us forever. I will let him believe that.....for now lol.
Yup, every time. I can't even close doors anymore because I have 1 dog that goes into destruction mode the minute there's a door between us.
Relationship expert Dan, who is a father of two, told Bored Panda about how to tell if you are ready to have kids, what parenting entails, and why it is important to love patiently.
“Billions of people have had kids when they weren’t ready and managed to figure it out. It’s not easy and does add a lot of work to your daily life when you are young, but it can be done,” he said that it is a challenge, yes, but one that many people can meet head-on.
At the first child, you wash, dry and iron the clothes. For the second you wash and dry. Then you just dry them.
“When you have a family unit that loves each other, you truly feel like you belong somewhere. Some people already have that feeling because they were born into a great family, but many people don’t come from a close, loving family,” he told Bored Panda that creating your family means that you have a firm support structure.
Such a beautiful portrayal of what a parent does, but I'm getting Trypophobic vibes here
Before I had kids, I used to hate it when parents would say, "Just wait til you have kids." I now understand.
“When you have your own family, you find a place where you are loved, needed and belong. You also have an opportunity to create a loving, close family that stays together and has each other’s back for life,” Dan said.
One of ours sat in the Debenhams cafe (a more refined department store, for those not British) at two years old, after knocking over his orange juice, exclaiming "oh, for f.u.c.k.'s sake" loudly and repeatedly.
I dropped a pizza out of the oven once, stood there looking at it, and my 3-year old says, "Say s**t Mom."
Kid understood that some situations just demand it.
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Once I was in a DIY store with my 2 y.o. son. He dropped a huge screw he was holding and cursed very loudly and clearly. Then he looked up on all the men in the aisle with his angelic blue eyes and added: "We don't say that!"
This is hilarious! He said it, but he knew he wasnt supposed to. He basically reprimanded himself. 😂
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My 3 year old son watched his dad work on the car too many times and told my grandpa his car is a "f**king piece of s*it".
One of mine was yelled "bastard" out the letterbox when the amazon man went next door instead of ours, he was waiting for a Minecraft plush toy.
When my first had started talking, we were in the car going out somewhere and there were cyclists ahead of us. “Bloody cyclists” complains our precious little darling. Then we realised she spent too much time in her Granny’s car.
When he was 3 and we were waiting at a red light, he bursts out "f**king H*ll, why wont the light change". Half of me was totally agreeing with him , the other half was horrified.
In the store told my 3 year old NO CANDY he looks up at me and in the sweetest voice said "AWW F**k Mommy".
OK, here I'm definitely the one at fault. Trying to watch my language in a German speaking country, I do try hard not to curse in German. Which leads to incidents like my son at 4 yelling "What the F*CK!" clearly and accent free in public since he's 4. And we've been called to kindergarden, because in those English lessons once a week (this time with "alphabet" as topic) my twins lodly started singing that famous Gayle song A B C D E F U... Complete refrain without errors and accent free. Currently the favorite song of my oldest. Teacher told us my kids did sing error and accent free in English, BUT...
Thing is, and I'm sure us grown ups are guilty of dropping a f bomb or two, kids pick these words up, maybe we need to remind ourselves before we curse and then we don't want to curl up in a ball in the middle of a shop when the little one repeats it?
Your absolutely right in that it would be better to catch yourself BEFORE you use strong language around your kid (s). However, being human, we dont always do that. The important thing is to teach them words like that are “grown-up” words, and kids shouldnt say them. My sister in law and brother in law swear frequently, though they do try to rein it in when around my kid, some words still slip through.
Load More Replies... My Nana used to babysit me when I was little. Apparently, when I was about 2 years old, I was with her while she was doing the laundry, something went wrong with the wringer on the old wringer washing machine. She slammed it with her hand and yelled "Oh sh**!" I just learned a wonderful knew fun word! Next thing you know I was using it everywhere. Every inflection about anything. Great. There's mom taking me grocery shopping and I'm sitting in the cart pointing at everything yelling "Oh sh**!" Ya. Just ignore me, I'll eventually stop.
When my son was 3, he started to rhyme words (some words were gibberish), like, "Mummy, lummy, dummy." One time, at the park, he said, "Bigger, digger, n..." Can you guess the last word?
My four year old told someone they sucked the other day so I feel your pain. He wasn't wrong though so I had to teach him he was to young to say it out loud.
Four would be a little young for the concept of diplomacy and not necessarily letting everything crossing the mind exit the mouth, wouldn't it?
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That’s the problem. Pickup. Nobody got picked up when I was going to school. We walked home from school, every day, through every alley in the neighborhood.
Back then, a stranger catching a glimpse of a child wasn't guaranteed to get the child harmed. /s (Note, I'm not saying teach kids to blindly trust everyone, but let's have some balance here! When lost kids are fleeing from rescuers because they've been taught that EVERY stranger absolutely WILL harm them and to never ever interact with anyone they don't already know, that's a bit overboard.)
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Yesterday, oldest grandson (7), opens the front door (very small apartment building 7 in total), and yells, I'm going to beat your ass! By the way, I ended up doing so.
Pastor in church was reading a passage from the Bible and said ass... my 3 and 4 year old started yelling that Pastor Dave said a bad word and needed to go to time out at the top of their lungs.
I don't have kids, but how can you use the F word around your kids? Maybe I just grew up differently
Oooh and my grandmother one time had cursed at another driver for cutting her off with my daughter in the car. Later that day, while at local fair, someone had cut us off in line and I almost hit the man with the stroller and my then 3yo yells out "watch where you're going, a*****e!!" Lmao
Mine had asked his dad NICELY for a cookie numerous times and his dad just kept saying "ask nicely". Finally, he snapped and yelled "just gimme the fuxking cookie!!!!" Lmao
My nephew at like 4-5 asked my sister "what flavor is defrosting" when sis showed him the window defroster in the car, same year, same sweet boy at a tee-ball game, coming outta the porta-potty, unable to do his pants up, at the entire crowd and the top of his voice, "Stop laughing at me STUPID M***********S"
“That is an exciting, rewarding opportunity that you simply can’t access unless you have children. That said, I wouldn’t recommend having kids just for the sake of it, or to hopefully make a relationship happier,” the relationship expert warned that having kids is a big step. You have to want to have children for the right reasons.
“The ‘bundle of joy’ they talk about in advertising campaigns is mostly just a ploy to inspire more people to have children, so they have more customers for their products,” Dan said. “In reality, a baby is more like a ‘bundle of work’ for the first couple of years because it cries a lot, which isn’t fun to listen to and it is also completely dependent on you for everything 24/7.”
"Wife, pregnant, refused the photoshoot, so husband did it because he had already paid"
Sometimes I feel like that.... Until I remember who my mom is. Then I'm just glad I made it out alive.
Patience, in Dan’s opinion, is the key to being a good parent. “If you can love patiently and if you also have a great relationship dynamic with your woman, then you will build a loving, family unit that will then reward you with a lifetime of happy moments and precious memories,” he said.
Omg, I laughed way too much at this. The face you always get after you walk in is priceless. Bet my parents thought the same when I was a kid.
i was told i was found in a trash can and was mistaken for a massive rat
“You can still enjoy life without having children, but you just won’t get to experience what it is like to have your own family who truly loves you, needs you, and wants you in their life,” Dan noted that becoming a parent opens up an entirely new dimension to one’s life. However, this isn't to say that someone's quality is life is 'worse' if they end up not having kids. People's definitions of who their family members are can be very different.
So, dear Pandas, which of these memes did you like the most? Which ones did you find to be the most relatable? What do you personally are the biggest challenges that parents have to face? Share your thoughts and feel free to vent about how difficult (but rewarding!) parenting is in the comments.
Before kids, I would judge parents for letting them watch TV on their phones at a restaurant. Now, with kids, I ask for the WiFi password before I order drinks.
LOL My daughter spit in my hand. Nothing was in her mouth. She was just making it look like she was chewing on something.
Okay hear me out… I want one of these for myself so I don’t have to get out of bed when I wake up thirsty at 3am because I’ve been snoring open-mouthed and my tongue is all dry… XD
I have one like this, and one that gets upset at me being angry when I'm just a bit distracted and not watching my tone. The tone shift between the the two takes real skill.
My kid, whining about it:. Again ?? This happens every day.. me: yes. Yes it does.
I'm a very sarcastic person but I have to be careful of the type of sarcasm I use on my kids because My daughter has ASD and sometimes has issues reading sarcasm and my son still doesn't understand sarcasm.
I always threaten to take my son's tablet away, bit it gives me an hour of peace in the morning. It's simply not worth it.
Yep. They need their favourite toys, their new magazine, and that pebble they once found on the way to school.
I was only called mumma a very few times but I nipped that in the bud pretty quick. Not sure why but I can't stand being called mumma. Going through the bruh stage with my daughter at the moment.
Yup, can't even begin to count the amount of times I had to tell my kids that I'm not a jungle gym.
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"You can still enjoy life without having children, but you just won’t get to experience what it is like to have your own family who truly loves you, needs you, and wants you in their life” Yeah, ok. But there are different definitions of "family", and other experiences I can make by NOT having kids.
Yep! However, you are wrong that childless people don't experience having many people in their lives who love you, need you and want you in my life. You are correct that there are different types of family. In my life a few of them are family, but most are not. But we just don't experience that from children. We have full lives though. I'm not childless by choice but it's my path. It doesn't mean our lives aren't fulfilling.
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I'm not a parent but I admire what you all go through! Parenthood takes balls!
My question is why did adoption still destroy my body? Is a solid diet of fruit snacks, gogurt, and Oreos found on the floor not as healthy as I thought?
Most of these is me dealing with my brother but kudos to you parents who have to deal with all this drama and sleepless nights while trying to raise kids right
Why can I empathise even tho I'm not a parent?!? I'm 15 lol. I think it's because of having 2 younger cousins who are both boys lmao
So no hate, I just hope someone that is thinking about having kids sees this. I have a daughter and a son. They're good, respectful kids and I'm very glad we had them. They're adults now and even though we've all had to work on things, we're a team. It is possible.
As a dad I agree with all and I suspect most feel rubber the same, I wouldn't trade one minute of it, that is now that their grow n out the house and off my payroll.)
No children here at 37, can I get a "hell yeah!" My dogs and cats keep me bust enough and feeding and vet care is enough. They also let me, sleep, take naps, eat ice cream tubs without crying at me for some, take a hot bath, oh and they absolutely love me to death. I'll be just fine without hell spawn thank you.
Why would you read through this entire thread if you don't agree with the premise of it? Parents blowing off steam through sharing memes is actually a pretty healthy way of dealing with the struggles of parenting. Dark humor as a coping mechanism. It's the people pretending everything is perfect with their families that I'm more afraid for.
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"You can still enjoy life without having children, but you just won’t get to experience what it is like to have your own family who truly loves you, needs you, and wants you in their life” Yeah, ok. But there are different definitions of "family", and other experiences I can make by NOT having kids.
Yep! However, you are wrong that childless people don't experience having many people in their lives who love you, need you and want you in my life. You are correct that there are different types of family. In my life a few of them are family, but most are not. But we just don't experience that from children. We have full lives though. I'm not childless by choice but it's my path. It doesn't mean our lives aren't fulfilling.
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My question is why did adoption still destroy my body? Is a solid diet of fruit snacks, gogurt, and Oreos found on the floor not as healthy as I thought?
Most of these is me dealing with my brother but kudos to you parents who have to deal with all this drama and sleepless nights while trying to raise kids right
Why can I empathise even tho I'm not a parent?!? I'm 15 lol. I think it's because of having 2 younger cousins who are both boys lmao
So no hate, I just hope someone that is thinking about having kids sees this. I have a daughter and a son. They're good, respectful kids and I'm very glad we had them. They're adults now and even though we've all had to work on things, we're a team. It is possible.
As a dad I agree with all and I suspect most feel rubber the same, I wouldn't trade one minute of it, that is now that their grow n out the house and off my payroll.)
No children here at 37, can I get a "hell yeah!" My dogs and cats keep me bust enough and feeding and vet care is enough. They also let me, sleep, take naps, eat ice cream tubs without crying at me for some, take a hot bath, oh and they absolutely love me to death. I'll be just fine without hell spawn thank you.
Why would you read through this entire thread if you don't agree with the premise of it? Parents blowing off steam through sharing memes is actually a pretty healthy way of dealing with the struggles of parenting. Dark humor as a coping mechanism. It's the people pretending everything is perfect with their families that I'm more afraid for.
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