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40 is the new 30—we’ve all heard that at some point. But let’s be real: aging comes with its own share of hilarious quirks and downright unexplainable habits.

Today, we’ve rounded up some painfully relatable posts that perfectly capture the strange things everyone over 40 does, even if they swear they don’t. From random grunts while standing up to having a favorite grocery store aisle, it’s all part of the charm. Get ready to nod along, cringe in recognition, or laugh at your parents (and maybe yourself).

#1

Tweet from Crazy Stalker Mom humorously describing mysterious ailments as part of life after 40 chaos.

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Agfox
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have some more depressing news regarding your 50's, 60's & 70's...

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    #2

    Screenshot of a humorous social media post about life after 40, highlighting the chaos and changes in everyday experiences.

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    Batwench
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I often sign along in shops, and I am not the only one.

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    #3

    Tweet showing a humorous take on aging, highlighting life after 40 and the chaos of reaching your 50s.

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    Billo66
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pink Floyd - Time - "One day you'll find 10 years have got behind you. No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun." I feel it to the core.

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    No matter your age, prioritizing your health is essential, but once you hit your 40s, it becomes even more critical. This decade is when subtle health issues can start developing without obvious symptoms, so regular screenings help catch problems early. These routine checks act as preventative measures to protect your future well-being, allowing you to address concerns before they escalate. Scheduling timely appointments can significantly reduce the risk of chronic conditions, making it easier to maintain your quality of life.

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    Routine checkups include measuring blood pressure, blood sugar levels, and other vital metrics that help detect early warning signs. Early diagnosis allows for timely intervention, often preventing complications. These visits also provide a chance to discuss lifestyle habits and get personalized advice to maintain or improve your health.

    #4

    Tweet about the chaos of life after 40 warning about wrecking a shoulder while sleeping, highlighting humor in aging life.

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    JB
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Already lost count of how many times I “rolled over in my sleep and when I woke up I can’t look left or right”; my neck locks up at least twice a year.

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    #5

    Tweet about the chaos of life after 40, highlighting challenges with family and body changes by age 45.

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    Sinead Kenny
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    45f and just got diagnosed with perimenapause, mother has passed and dad (72) just got diagnosed with cancer. So true 👍 keep plodding on lady, it's all we can do xx

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    #6

    Social media post humor about life after 40 highlighting confusion with younger generations' language.

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    Dental health is a crucial yet often overlooked aspect of overall well-being, especially after 40. Regular dental exams help prevent cavities, gum disease, and other oral infections that can have far-reaching effects. Poor oral health has been linked to heart disease and other systemic conditions, so maintaining a healthy mouth benefits your entire body. Protecting your smile isn’t just about aesthetics, it’s a key part of keeping your body healthy and functional as you age.

    #7

    Tweet about life after 40 highlighting the shift to maintaining good health for your age in a humorous post.

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    Tim Gibbs
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No bad for a man of your age is a term I hear too often! 🤣

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    #8

    Tweet from Anon Opin about people over 40 joking on life after 40 being a new level of chaos and odd behaviors.

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    Trillian
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey I've been odd my whole life now let it work in my favor for a bit.

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    #9

    Tweet about men passing age 40 and sneezing at ear-shattering decibel levels, illustrating life after 40 chaos.

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    Deta Rossiter
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    been doing this life long. Usually in bursts of 2 to 6

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    Vision tends to change as we get older, with many people over 40 experiencing difficulty focusing on close objects or developing eye conditions like glaucoma and cataracts. Comprehensive eye exams can detect these issues early, allowing for timely treatment or corrective measures like prescription glasses. Detecting eye diseases early can prevent vision loss and maintain your quality of life.

    #11

    Tweet about life after 40 showing the chaos of daily frustrations and relatable middle-aged moments.

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    Screenshot of a hilarious tweet about the chaos and challenges of life after 40, highlighting age-related humor.

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    Cholesterol levels typically start to rise in your 40s, increasing the risk of heart disease if left unmanaged. Routine blood tests help monitor LDL (“bad”) cholesterol and HDL (“good”) cholesterol levels. Knowing your numbers allows you and your doctor to make informed decisions about diet, exercise, and possible medication to keep your heart healthy. Lifestyle changes such as reducing saturated fats, increasing physical activity, and quitting smoking can significantly improve cholesterol profiles. Monitoring cholesterol regularly is a simple step to lower your risk of heart attacks and strokes. 

    #13

    Tweet about life after 40, humorously describing waking up at 4am as part of the new chaos of this age.

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    L.V
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, it's managing to sleep before 3 am that is a challenge now

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    #14

    Tweet by Kevin humorously highlighting life after 40 with someone younger complaining about being old.

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    Screenshot of a humorous social media post about the chaos and challenges experienced in life after 40.

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    Colorectal cancer screening is recommended starting at age 45 or earlier for those with risk factors. There are multiple screening options, including stool-based tests (FOBT, FIT), stool DNA tests, flexible sigmoidoscopy, CT colonography, and colonoscopy. These screenings help detect precancerous polyps or early-stage cancers when treatment is most effective. The frequency and type of screening depend on your risk profile and test results. While some methods may feel uncomfortable or inconvenient, the benefits of early detection far outweigh the drawbacks. 

    #16

    Tweet by Bird Eckler humorously describing life after 40 as a new level of chaos with the body working against you.

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    Orysha
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing new since my teenage years then.

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    #17

    Tweet from Crazy Stalker Mom humorously describing life after 40 as tiring, capturing chaos of middle age.

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleeping also makes you tired. I'm not 40 yet, but I'm always tired

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    For women, the 40s often bring hormonal changes that can impact various aspects of health, including the onset of perimenopause and menopause. Regular checkups during this period are important for managing symptoms like hot flashes, mood swings, and bone density loss. Staying proactive about your health during this transition supports your long-term well-being and quality of life.

    #20

    Tweet about unexpected truths and increased chaos in life after 40, emphasizing cherishing loved ones.

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    Duane Ringlein
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to say that the only time I ever wore my suits or jackets was to weddings and funerals, Now it is just for funerals.

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    Cervical cancer screening remains critical for women aged 30 to 65. Guidelines recommend Pap tests every three years, HPV tests every five years, or co-testing (both) every five years. These screenings detect precancerous changes in cervical cells caused by HPV, enabling early treatment to prevent cervical cancer. Staying on schedule with these tests dramatically reduces the risk of developing invasive cancer. Despite occasional discomfort or embarrassment, regular cervical screening is a vital preventive health measure. Prioritize these appointments to protect yourself and maintain control over your reproductive health.

    #22

    Tweet about life after 40 humor, imagining oneself dancing to Queen while doing household chores.

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    Old_Fart
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    coincidentally listening to 'I want to break free' as I read this!

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    #23

    Tweet about life after 40 humor, describing common reactions to people revealing their age in midlife chaos.

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    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are now two age categories.born in 19xx (good to buy alcohol), and born in 20xx. It's brutal.

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    #24

    Tweet by Maddy humorously highlighting the chaos of life after 40 with no right way to sleep anymore.

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    Emilu
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not 40 yet, but I feel this with my soul. There's no right way, there's just various levels of wrong.

    Breast cancer screening, including mammograms, is strongly recommended for women starting in their 40s. Early detection of breast cancer through regular screening significantly improves treatment outcomes and survival rates. Mammograms can identify lumps or abnormalities before they become palpable or symptomatic. Discuss with your healthcare provider the appropriate timing and frequency of mammograms based on your personal and family medical history. While the procedure might be mildly uncomfortable, the peace of mind it offers is invaluable.

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    #25

    Screenshot of a humorous social media post about the challenges and chaos of life after 40 years old.

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    WubiDubi
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The previously broken ones are now a weather service.

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    #26

    Tweet about the chaos of life after 40, questioning who under 40 owns a working printer at home.

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    #27

    Tweet showing excitement over new window blinds, humorously highlighting relatable life after 40 chaos and everyday moments.

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    Andie
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I stood and watched the new washer wash the first load of clothes. For the entire cycle.

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    Bone health becomes increasingly important as estrogen levels decline during and after menopause, increasing the risk of osteoporosis. Bone density tests measure bone strength and help identify those at risk for fractures. Maintaining strong bones involves adequate intake of calcium and vitamin D, regular weight-bearing exercise, and avoiding smoking and excessive alcohol. Early detection of bone loss allows for timely interventions, including lifestyle modifications and medications if needed. Prioritizing bone health helps preserve mobility and independence as you age. Think of it as building a sturdy foundation to support an active, healthy life well into your golden years.

    Well, taking extra care of your health isn’t the only adventure waiting for you in your 40s. These posts prove that hitting this milestone comes with its own hilarious quirks, unexpected habits, and moments that make you wonder, “When did I become that person?” Which one of these made you laugh, nod in agreement, or facepalm at how true it is? Let us know your favorite in the comments below, we promise not to judge (we’re probably doing it too)!

    #28

    Tweet from Proud Musoga humorously questioning why people over 40 use phone cases that open like a book, highlighting life after 40 chaos.

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    giku T
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because we know how hard it is to earn the money to buy that phone. and also how pricey those things are .. aaaand how stupid it is to keep them in showy but useless tiny cases.

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    #30

    Man with mustache reacting confusedly to NFL halftime show, capturing life after 40 chaos and humor in daily moments.

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    Reemerger
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a European hand-egg non-afficionado: I have no idea. Judging from the by now ancient Janet Jackson "wardrobe malfunction" I assume it was some cringy attention grab type of thing.

    #31

    Tweet text highlighting humor about age insecurity and pride after 40, reflecting life after 40 chaos and relatable posts.

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    L.V
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Over 40 is just the age my ID and my body are trying to convince me I am. My brain knows I'm 25, occasionally 15... Unless it's after 8pm, in which case grandma mode is on.

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    #32

    Tweet about people over 40 feeling vertigo and time passing fast, illustrating life after 40 chaos humor.

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    B.M.
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, Just the opposite: there are people who want to buy alcohol, show their identity card and the birth years starts with a "2". And they still get the bottle!!!!! Unbelievable, even after a few years now! And people born around my birthday looking so very old ... what did they so that the aged so early?

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    #33

    Tweet about life after 40 advice, focusing on respect, smart investing, and managing work chaos for over 45s.

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    HeavyMetalHeart
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to be so I quit and started my own business…

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    #34

    Tweet by Not Today Eric humorously welcoming audiences to their 40s, illustrating life after 40 chaos with Skechers.

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    #35

    Tweet humor about life after 40, joking that phone calls in public must be on speakerphone, reflecting chaos in aging.

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    Orysha
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope all the people doing that I've met are youngsters.

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    #36

    Tweet from Maddy humorously highlighting the chaos of life after 40 by running out of breath just finding running shoes.

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    Reemerger
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bending over to pick them up is what does it for me.

    #37

    Tweet about the relatable chaos of life after 40, humorously describing rolling an ankle while lying down in your 40s.

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    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, and if you are already carrying a ruptured calcaneal, get a walking stick. I have hypermobile joints, apparently I will be in that category that takes up to 6 months to heal because I also live on the most uneven street in London - I am convinced!!!

    #38

    Tweet about life after 40 humor, mentioning owning many versions of Super Mario Bros as a funny chaotic fact.

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    #39

    Tweet about turning 40, balancing family life and work from home, showing life after 40 chaos and reflection.

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    Katherine Forest
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So....why don't you move to an iron age roundhouse?

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    #40

    Tweet about being a Libertarian over 40 humorously linking to life after 40 chaos and humor posts.

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    #41

    Twitter post humorously discussing life after 40, marriage, and parenting, highlighting chaos and changed priorities.

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    Nota Robot
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going out partying nowadays requires taking an afternoon nap in advance as well as two days recovering after. Going out everyday? No thanks!

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    #42

    Twitter post humorously discussing quirky habits of people over 40, highlighting life after 40 chaos and relatable humor.

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    Jeff Peiffer
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I worked in an office I literally warned people that toucking my screen could cost them a finger.

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    #43

    Hand-drawn comic about comedians over 40 navigating life after 40 with cautious humor and social awareness.

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    Michael Largey
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about trying to be actually funny instead?

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    #44

    Text message screenshot showing a humorous exchange about how people over 40 talk with a "take care" sign-off.

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    The danish woman
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We know, that sneezing and sleeping can hurt you very badly...

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    #45

    Tweet by Eddy Burback humorously questioning why people over 40 always confirm street locations before continuing a story, illustrating life after 40 chaos.

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    HeavyMetalHeart
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not me, because I usually can’t remember the name of the street it was on.

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    #46

    Tweet asking for help understanding what "ping me" means, highlighting humorous life after 40 chaos in communication.

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    Jeff Peiffer
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work networking support and I had a favorite, reliable, computer that I ended up giving the hostname "pong". So whenever anyone would call in and talk about having network problems, I would always start my diagnosis with, "can you ping pong?"

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    #47

    Tweet about life after 40 describing dizziness when sitting, illustrating humor in middle age chaos.

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    KatSaidWhat
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Standing up is where the real head rush comes.

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    #48

    Man making a funny face at barbershop, illustrating the chaos of life after 40 and humor about hairline changes.

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    Anthony Elmore
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont 'have a receding hairline. I have a white hair streak similar to rogue from X Men. And I mean bone white. I'm not even old enough to have grey hair. My body's pigmentation just says "You can have a cinnamon swirl pattern on your stomach or a single hair color. Not both." and of course I choose the cinnamon swirl pattern because obviously.

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    #49

    Tweet humor about life after 40, joking about constant phone ringer sounds causing new chaos at this age.

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    HeavyMetalHeart
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 48 and my phone has been on silent for about 20 years.

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    #50

    Screenshot of a humorous social media post about people over 40 capitalizing random words, highlighting life after 40 chaos.

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    Lotekguy
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It ain't random to US. it's inflection.

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    #51

    Tweet humorously about people over 40 keeping phone brightness so high it feels like a flashbang.

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    Child of the Stars
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't speak for anyone else, but I've always done this. Mostly because my vision is complete s.hite.

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    #52

    Tweet humorously questioning why everyone over 40 orders tomato juice on planes, highlighting life after 40 chaos.

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While most tastes are decreased while on a plane (something to do with altitude or air pressure), Umami flavours are more pronounced, so things like tomato juice taste better

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    #53

    Tweet discussing men over 40 shouting on the phone in public, illustrating life after 40 chaos and humor.

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    KatSaidWhat
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they can't hear through all their ear hair.

    #54

    Tweet about adult cast drama highlighting funny chaos in life after 40 with social media conflicts and criticisms.

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    Nota Robot
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wut? I'm too old for that type of lingo. Any young 'un here willing to translate?

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    #55

    Screenshot of a humorous tweet about people over 40 and chatGBT, illustrating life after 40 chaos.

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    #56

    Tweet about communication habits over 40, highlighting life after 40 as a new level of chaos.

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    WalterWhiteSavannah
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do these people even know anyone over 40? Just hit 43 and i refuse to call anyone for any reason or answer any calls. Or take my phone off silent. If it can't be said via text it probly doesn't need saying at all afaic.

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    #57

    Tweet about life after 40 humor, mentioning tea-soaked madeleines, sonata, and summer, reflecting new chaos in 40s.

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    Hassel Davidhoff
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretentious Proust reader? No thanks, I'm good.

    #59

    Social media post humor about people over 40 swiping through camera rolls, highlighting life after 40 chaos.

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    WalterWhiteSavannah
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again... over 40 and it is a grave sin to ever swipe through peoples camera roll. I'm showing you a pic of my cat, cherish it and don't swipe a d**n thing.

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