Human beings have always had a knack for creating things that no-one really asked for but someone, somewhere would buy nonetheless. Think Kim Kardashian's SKIMS bra with fake pierced nips, "Dumpkin"-scented dude wipes, or Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop candle called "Smells Like My Vag***."
It seems that for every ground-breaking piece of technology, there's another weird and unnecessary invention just waiting in the wings to come to life. They're a perfect blend of mankind's creativity, questionable problem-solving and sheer comical absurdity. But who wants a planet filled with only boring, practical things when you could be shopping for fidget toys shaped like intestines, or eating Labubu-themed chocolate ice-cream that costs $75 a pop?
There's actually an entire online community dedicated to sharing pics of products that prove people will buy just about anything. The page is a wall of hilarious, weirdly useful and sometimes cringe-worthy gadgets and products that made people go, "Of course that's a thing!"
Bored Panda has put together a list of the most baffling and funny items posted on the page. We also unpack why people love to buy things they don't really need. You'll find that info between the images.
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There once lived a man who spent almost his entire life in poverty. When his daughter was due to marry in 1765, he could not afford the dowry. Fortunately, this man happened to be very well-known. And when Russia's emperor Catherine the Great heard of his predicament, she came to the rescue.
The famous man we're talking about was French philosopher Denis Diderot. He was the co-founder and writer of Encyclopédie, one of the most comprehensive encyclopedias of the time. Catherine the Great bought his library for what would be the equivalent of more than $304,500 in today's money. And suddenly, the once-poor Diderot didn't have to worry about counting pennies again.
But with his newfound wealth came a whole different set of problems...
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One of Diderot's first purchases was a scarlet robe. Little did he know that the robe would be the beginning of a never-ending cycle of buying things he didn't really need.
"Diderot’s scarlet robe was beautiful. So beautiful, in fact, that he immediately noticed how out of place it seemed when surrounded by the rest of his common possessions," writes James Clear, author of bestseller book, Atomic Habits. "In his words, there was 'no more coordination, no more unity, no more beauty' between his robe and the rest of his items."
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It wasn't long before the philosopher felt the urge to buy some new things to match the beauty of his robe.
Diderot replaced his old rug with a new one from Damascus. He then bought beautiful sculptures and a better kitchen table. He also purchased a new mirror to place above the mantle, and as Clear writes, his “straw chair was relegated to the antechamber by a leather chair.”
The once poverty-stricken philosopher had entered a vicious cycle... and he couldn't stop buying more stuff. It's a situation many of us have found ourselves in. And it's become known as the Diderot Effect.
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"The Diderot Effect states that obtaining a new possession often creates a spiral of consumption which leads you to acquire more new things," Clear explains. "As a result, we end up buying things that our previous selves never needed to feel happy or fulfilled."
Think of it as reactive buying... For example, you buy a new dress and now you need shoes and earrings to match. You sign up for a gym membership and soon you’re paying for new sneakers, protein shakes, and workout clothes. Or you buy a new dining room table and realize your old chairs don't look quite right around it. So you purchase new chairs. And while you're at it, a new rug, vase, placemats, dinner plates, and cutlery. Now you need to look for a new sofa to pull the whole open-plan look together.
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Clear says it is possible to break the consumerism curse. Step One is to reduce your exposure to 'stuff.'
"Nearly every habit is initiated by a trigger or cue," he explains. "One of the quickest ways to reduce the power of the Diderot Effect is to avoid the habit triggers that cause it in the first place. Unsubscribe from commercial emails. Call the magazines that send you catalogs and opt out of their mailings. Meet friends at the park rather than the mall. Block your favorite shopping websites..."
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There has to be a new Western TV series where an English cowboy rides up to town wearing one of these and eventually befriends the initially suspicious townsfolk.
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Another tip is to buy items that fit your current system. For example, purchase clothes that work well with the garments you already have. Or when getting tech gadgets, do it in a way that doesn't involve buying new chargers, adapters, or cables. If your tattered sofa needs an upgrade, make sure the new one suits your space and your decor.
Set self-imposed limits, adds Clear. "Live a carefully constrained life by creating limitations for you to operate within."
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Clear also advises implementing a "Buy One, Give One" rule.
Basically, each time you purchase something, give something else away. "The idea is to prevent your number of items from growing," the expert writes. "Always be curating your life to include only the things that bring you joy and happiness."
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AND you can take them with you to the store or bar and no one will complain or ask for their paperwork.
A Fidget Squeeze Toy That Looks Like Intestines With Confetti "Food Particles"
Why is the small intestine connected to the large at the top of the ascending colon and at the top of the r****m, but not at the caecum?
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You can also try going one month without buying anything new. Unless it's absolutely necessary, of course...
Instead of buying a new lawn mower, rent one from a neighbor, suggests Clear. Instead of buying books, go to the library. Grab a second-hand dress from the thrift store rather than the department store. "The more we restrict ourselves, the more resourceful we become," Clear says.
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Several Hundred Dollar “Luxury” Version Of Monopoly, Ironically The Very Sort Of Needlessly Expensive Bullsh*t That That Game Is Supposed To Be Laughing At
People are stupid and we deserve out self destruction. All hail Cthulu!
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Clear says that there will never be a level where you will be done wanting things. "There is always something to upgrade to," he writes. "Get a new Honda? You can upgrade to a Mercedes. Get a new Mercedes? You can upgrade to a Bentley. Get a new Bentley? You can upgrade to a Ferrari. Get a new Ferrari? Have you thought about buying a private plane?"
The expert adds that the trick is to realize that wanting is just an option your mind provides, not an order you have to follow.
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Gummies In The Shape Of Shaq’s Face. Because Why Not?
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Discussed this with my three cats, and all three agreed that if I got near them with this, it would be puke and poop in the slippers for the next 9 years, assuming I could get my hands on them without ending up with bloody stumps.
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Grillo's Pickles Toothpaste
Gosh, I can't think of anything worse. Well, perhaps faeces-flavoured toothpaste . . . . .
Peeps Flavored Dog Treats
Easily One Of The Most Oddly Specific Items I’ve Ever Seen
this is actually mandatory to wear in Japan when trying closes in the shop (provided by shop, not that colored)
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Coffee Creamer For Your Soda!
Make That Kitty Purrrr
My three cats saw this and have told me unequivocally that this is a very large "Non" (sorry - French cats and all - if anyone needs a translation, please let me know).
Paw Patrol Coffin
800 Lb Capacity Chair
Bless anyone who needs to use one of these, but I am glad that they have this option.
Skittles Drink, Sounds Absolutely Appalling, Tastes Like Pure Sugar
A Pepto Bismol Version
This Shouldn't Be A Thing
It's for charity - Alex's Lemonade Stand. Look it up. I think they taste similar to a sweetened salt and vinegar. And it's still a solid Utz chip!
2 Slices Of White Bread
These are for people who want a sandwich but can't store a whole pack of bread slices like truck drivers, people who go from hotel to hotel for work, homeless people... Bread can get dry or mouldy very quickly if you can't store it in good conditions, it would be a lot more wasteful to buy a pack and only eat two slices before it becomes inedible (or you have to leave it at the hotel because it's taking up too much space in your tiny travel bag.)
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Baja Blast Snuggie
Best Of Both Worlds
"Food" Scented Candle
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This Is A Tsunami Escape Pod
This Vanity Plate Stinks
Lots of US states won't allow certain phrases or abbreviations to be used in license plates. Bumper stickers are fine tho
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Pizza Donuts
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This looks like what would happen if a Croc and a Muppet got together in the biblical sense.
Ww1 Monopoly Set
That's completely over the top. (I'm going to get downvoted to hëll and richly deserve it, but I can't help myself.)
A Slot Machine Toy For Children
To be fair it actually shows adults in the pic on the upper right corner of the box. Still odd, tho...
Juicy Drop Candy Canes
Pretty much every flavorant out there has been put into a candy cane by now. I once saw sriracha candy canes.
Icee Cookies
I'd try them if someone else paid for them, but I wouldn't spend my money on them. :P
Cheez-It Pizza
I know it's a thing now but I still can't get my head around cheddar on pizza. I also tried the "cracker-thin crust" option on this week's takeout pizza. Never again.
Vape Themed Weddings
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Auntie Anne’s Thailand Sell Pretzel Perfume
“Labubu” Themed Dubai Chocolate Ice Cream Selling For $75
You know, they sell pistachio nuts and chocolate alot cheaper than that, and it's very tasty
Now You Can Feel Like A Real Rancher
As a Montanan, I am so D@MN glad this stupid show and spin offs have left Montana. Thanks for the money, but you've fückes up the state.
Us Military Themed Lip Balm
Because when you are forced to kiss Donald Trump's hindquarters, as you will soon be required to do, you want it to be as patriotically-flavoured as possible.
Covid, The Action Figure!
It says "Hand wash helper". It may be something for kids to play with while they're washing their hands. I dunno.
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I always like to picture someone sitting in a boardroom trying to sell this to the executives.
Just Going Leave This Here
I have stickers coming out of the tank lid that look like tentacles. <$10 on Amazon.
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Stanley Cup Ornament
For the most basic of bïtches in your life. Is it at least functional as a shot glass?
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Colorful Cauliflower
Plush Bottle Of Ranch
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Chupa Chups Air Freshener. It Barely Smells Like Grape
Venture Brothers Playing Cards
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Thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes! You all remembered before August (my son) did! Had a quiet day, ordered pizza for supper. Turning 56 yo (gasp) is uneventful but my Dad called me. 😁🥰😊
Some of the food ones actually sounded interesting, especially the dessert tacos.
They were good. I used them to make Choco-Tacos
Load More Replies...Thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes! You all remembered before August (my son) did! Had a quiet day, ordered pizza for supper. Turning 56 yo (gasp) is uneventful but my Dad called me. 😁🥰😊
Some of the food ones actually sounded interesting, especially the dessert tacos.
They were good. I used them to make Choco-Tacos
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