50 Of The Strangest Laugh-Inducing Signs People Spotted In Public, Shared In This Online Group

Wonderful ; I'll tell the story of a Londoner who decided to buy a rural property next to mine then proceeded to p**s off all of her neighbours - including the farmer 3 doors away - about the smell of the country. She lasted a year, the final straw being that the local farmer spread some really, really well rotted chickenshit on the field behind her property ; eyewateringly smelly stuff. She really didn't understand why no one liked her - idiot.

I live near an airport, (which I never hear since I'm not on the flight path), and an airbase (which I also rarely hear, unless they're having an air show. Both were here about 80 years before my development was. People in my neighborhood regularly complain whenever there's an air show. Like, did you not notice where it was? There's a reason the land is dirt cheap, which is why I am here.

You got it...type of people that move to near a military base or an airport and then complain about the sound...cough*San Diego and MCAS Miramar*cough*Atlanta and Dobbins ARB*cough

I spent over 40 years in a village with the farms and the church bells. I moved to a town centre almost 5 years ago and I have a church about 3 minutes walk away where the bells ring every 15 minutes even through the night. I don’t even notice it. I do miss the cockerel who I used to live next door to though.

Nancy Holten was denied citizenship in Switzerland because she showed up and started complaining about cow bells.

Water isn’t wet it makes things wet

I was lucky enough to get to spend some time in Switzerland in college for a summer program. Had a roommate who complained about how big the mountains were, how much it rained, how much chocolate and bread there was, how many train rides we went on, and the flowers that made her sneeze. She would have fit nicely into the category you’re describing.

Some people just love to complain, and will complain about anything. They're not happy, unless they're unhappy. Or, as I like to say, "Some people will bítch about the box they're buried in."

Can we mind the other way? I live nowhere near a farm and find half an hour of the slow bwaaark, bwaaark, bwaaark of a nearby chicken forced to live in a tiny garden nearby drives me up the wall sometimes (not blaming the chicken)! I grew up on a farm and moved away yet the noises have followed me!!

I recently moved to a rather urban area and my neighbor legit has roosters in his backyard. I'm not going to lie, I didn't think I'd hear rooster sounds in the city. Took me a lot to get used to the noises they make. They'd go off randomly throughout the night too, usually at 3am or so. They moved out like last month though so no more rooster sounds LOL

Wet water?? Oh no!!

I use that as a metaphor when I have to explain why the Haight Ashbury (where I live in San Francisco) only has one live music venue.

Being able to make funny sounds and smell bad is just a bonus

U hurt me and made me laugh at the same time

show them a pic of cops in a helicopter :)

Please don't down vote me, this is a serious question. What is with the use of question marks where they clearly don't apply? Is it that this statement should be read with an upward inflection at the end? Is it used ironically somehow? Do some people really not understand how it's supposed to be used? I've asked this on a few posts and still haven't received much of an answer.

My wife is far more into cars and motorcycles than I am, so "spouse" is appropriate...

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t*<<< I see what you did there.

Its the opposite of irony, actually.

What's the irony?

That's not ironic at all?

IT'S LIKE TEN THOUSAND SPOONS WHEN ALL YOU NEED IS A KNIFE

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You said a bad word but I deem you a good boi anyways Henry.