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No-Context Content uses [Confusion]: It’s Super Effective! It’s healthy to bring a bit of nonsense and weirdness into your life—it brings you outside your comfort zone, and gives you a brand new perspective on, well, pretty much everything. And that’s on top of helping you sharpen your creativity.
Many of us like to feel like we’re internet veterans. When it comes to online posts, people generally feel that they’ve seen it all. Over and over again. So it comes as a pleasant surprise when we stumble upon a meme, pic, or screenshot that makes us do a genuine double-take. That’s where the ‘Emotional Club’ page comes in.
A massively popular social media account, it shares various nonsensical pics and signs that befuddle and bemuse Instagram users. We’ve collected some of their funniest pics that will probably make you scratch your head and ask, ‘What?!’ Check ‘em out below, and don’t forget to upvote your faves!
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TyrantrumGogoat 3 years ago
Awesome artist! At first I thought it was a mural, but I see the hand now.
XenoMurph 3 years ago
Interestingly, the name of the lady holding the sign is Muriel.
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Alison Welles 2 years ago
I want this on the side of a building in Annapolis please
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Luna Crow 3 years ago
At first that's what I thought it was! We need a GoFundMe to put this on billboards on every MLK street
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Bananananananana 3 years ago
But then every time they sit by the fire they’d have to look at Donald Dump, completely ruin the experience
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Stump Rumpersonne 3 years ago
If someone says something bigoted online that's who they really are. It's not a joke or a troll, that is them 100%
XenoMurph 3 years ago
No that's not entirely true. That would be like saying people who play Grand Theft Auto would do those things in real life. That's just not the truth. In real life people can be kind and generous, but online people can have a different persona. And for some they do not link the reality with the online persona. Yes, the consequences for people are very real. And the people SHOULD see those consequences. But they often don't. Reality and online SHOULD be closely realated, but often that is not true.
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James016 3 years ago
Eagles may soar majestically in the sky, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Argle Bargle 3 years ago
Climbing Mt Everest just looks like standing in a queue, being cold, not being able to breathe, and having too many North Face puffer jackets.
Stephany Stapelberg 3 years ago
I still find myself speaking wrong by swopping letters. A glass of water becomes a was of glater
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XenoMurph 3 years ago
Mt Everst is a very different mountain with cave trolls and dragons, and treasure. Only highly motivated people try to find the treasure. Motivated, but dim.
Load More Replies... Drinking my Covfefe 3 years ago
Like the people dying in their 20s because they are burning the candle at both ends working so hard to make a living.🙁
Nothin Much 3 years ago
Don't mix up the highly motivated dumb decision makers with the ethical highly motivated persons.
The ‘Emotional Club’ social media page has almost 1 million followers. At the time of writing, a whopping 986k online users followed the account. It’s easy to see why.
The content is very different from what you’d usually find while scrolling through Instagram.
#4
Max Robitzsch 3 years ago
Germans tend to answer honestly (or are at least much more likely to) - it's much less of a pleasantry there, it is more likely to be treated as a real question.
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Mihai Mara 3 years ago
When I was a kid I was always trying to give accurate answers when someone asked "how are you?" or "how you doing?". Took me.a while to understand nobody really cares about your answer and that it is just a form of small talk with standard answer.
If 3 years ago
Me too sometimes, it depends on whom is asking you. In Italy it's not a real form of small talk because we're very talkative people but you know, nobody want to hear you're not ok so...it takes me many years to understand the difference between real interest and formal small talk. :(
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Id row 3 years ago
I'm in my 50's and have always said how pointless that question is. I've heard coffee shop workers complain that people order their morning coffee without answering their, "How are you?" greeting. There is no other acceptable answer other than 'good'. I wish they'd change their greeting to, "Hi, what can I get for you?" That is a meaningful question. One of these times I'm going to say, "Well, the state of the world has me down, I'm a middle aged woman still dealing with her overbearing mother, people are on my nerves on a daily basis and this is officially my 10,000th day straight of losing the lottery. I could be better, but thanks for asking, Emily. A coffee would be great right about now."
LvH 3 years ago
This seems culture dependent to me. In the Netherlands you are often wished a good day. When asked how you are doing, it depends on the relationship, but the answer is often complaining in the form of: It could be better or something weather related.
Queen Julius Her Majesty the 3rd 3 years ago
I'm coming over to your house rn
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Andy James 3 years ago
Not my neighbour. Ask her how she is... Put on your counsellor hat, ohhh my back, I couldn't sleep a wink last night, the queue in the doctor's surgery, did I tell you about....?
Scarlett O'Hara's Ghost 3 years ago
This is not a grown ups thing. It's an American thing. I hear it at all the time. Americans are too friendly. Americans are busy bodies. Trust me. We're the only ones doing this. If you asked how someone was in Germany, after the shock wore off, they'll tell you their whole life story and where it went wrong!
Veronica Rabbit 3 years ago
Okay, this might be off-topic, but I had this exact journal as a little kid! It's from the Junie B. Jones series (fun kids' books!) I remember looking at this page and thinking, "Well, everyone's pretty weird..."
Sue Denham 3 years ago
Used to have a manager who would say "How are you?" to you and then, before you had a chance to reply, follow up with "Good.".
#5
Nena Rosebud 3 years ago
Tetris taught me how to be a better packer. Skills I got from Tetris helped me bag groceries, put together packages to mail, and fill boxes when I would move. 😄
Argle Bargle 3 years ago
If Frogger taught me anything, it's that we need more 'frogs crossing' signs
#6
DEW 3 years ago
He's one of the types of guys who look mean but are soft talking and a big teddy bear. So if women have resting bi**h face is his resting ba**ard face??
Saturn Rings 3 years ago
Must it be gendered though? I don’t mean this in a cruel way but these names have just been used as insults to women and fatherless people so does it really have to be gendered?
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SheHulk 3 years ago
He is the love of my life! I know I can turn him. Hahahah!
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Argle Bargle 3 years ago
Lucky he has an office he can do this in. Poor open plan office people
Instead of ‘perfectly’ framed and photo-edited pics, you see raw, unfiltered snapshots from people’s daily lives. All taken when they’ve randomly stumbled upon something that made the rational parts of their brains short-circuit.
Frankly, the number of weird signs and sentences you can spot around any town is surprising. It just takes a keen eye.
#8
Stephany Stapelberg 3 years ago
I watch this movie once where a young daughter told her mother: mother, you said the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, bs, it's a one way through his d**k
delicious 3 years ago
from experience i would say 3rd or 4th rib. for women probably 4th and 5th
Lupita Nyong'heaux 3 years ago
*grabs popcorn, gets notepad, and finds comfy chair* do tell, delicious. do tell...
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#9
Saana 3 years ago
Someone with anxiety and fear of letting people down, i fully understand Fiona. I'm Fiona
Let’s Be Kind 3 years ago
Marcus, on the other hand, was deep in thought about whether or not he had the right quarterback for his fantasy football team.
Foxinamug 3 years ago
Ladybird books for grown-ups! They've got loads of great ones, all with stuff that grown-ups get annoyed about, like bad parking and grocery shopping.
The founder of the page posts new pics on a regular basis, so there’s nearly always something freshly bizarre to pique your interest. And it really gets your imagination all fired up: what exactly is the context behind these photos? What the everlovin’ heck is going on? Who wrote these things? Are they regular people, just like us? What's the deal here?
#10
Argle Bargle 3 years ago
Not true. Even with my reputation in tatters, I still can't afford to heat a house. Or a house.
XenoMurph 3 years ago
yea, but if you ruin your reputation correctly, you won't care that people find your corpse frozen and emaciated. Imagine if you were worried about the circumstances of your death, so much pressure to die "honourably".
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sturmwesen 3 years ago
Ist der Ruf erst ruiniert,lebt es sich recht ungeniert. I would like to know if every language has a similar quote/proverb.
Old Roadie 3 years ago
I like the translation: "Once the reputation has been ruined, it lives quite unabashedly." Unabashedly fits so well.
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DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
It's true. My relatives all think I'm miserable and antisocial so they don't invite me to parties....little do they know I don't want to go to their parties and it's worked in my favor.
Ann Coffman 3 years ago
Right! If they think they are hurting my feelings by not inviting me, they are DeadA$$ Wrong!
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the shrimp whisperer 3 years ago (edited)
me on my way to buy black lipstick n eyeliner because i already gave all my fuhcks to people who did not deserve
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Marleinah Smith 3 years ago
No, dear, that saying is over, because it is so untrue.
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Karen Klinck Klinck 2 years ago
I love it, and I second the notion. We lost our dog because he got out of the [!!!!!!!!!] gate.
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Bored Panda covered nonsensical internet content a number of times before. One of the things that we found was that absurdity works hand-in-hand with humor.
They form a symbiotic relationship that helps elevate a pic or screenshot to meme status. Without humor, however, the photo might not get all that much attention: it needs to stick in the audience’s mind somehow. And laughter is key, here.
#13
SaneMinotaur (she/her) 3 years ago
One can be cool and anxious, simply have a panic attack in a walk-in freezer. Problem solved!
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Argle Bargle 3 years ago
This is a strangely calming thought. Might cross stitch this onto a cushion
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Argle Bargle 3 years ago
I don't know how to life neither. Sometimes, you just got to whack the board off the table and watch the pieces fly everywhere
Pixie 3 years ago
That's what my depression usually does, and when I get better eventually, I have to scramble around to put everything back together. I don't really recommend this.
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Cuppa tea? 3 years ago
Chess is simple, here are the rules: You have to roll the dice, whatever number is on it, that's how many cars you wil get.
LizzieBoredom 3 years ago
The Queen is up and down and across and back while the King says he can only move one space at a time. Typical.
Nadine Debard 3 years ago
And she cleans back and forth during the game while protecting the king's weak little @ss
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Don't worry, I've only just learned my favourite opening attacking moves are called the 'Fried Liver' attack.
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Stump Rumpersonne 3 years ago
Red flag employment flyer! This and the permanent now hiring signs
Gem 3 years ago
I'd apologise for being miserable but tbh, with the way the world is right now, how tf are we supposed to be happy?
Allen 2 years ago (edited)
It's tough, today's world is s**t. And it's hard to be happy when living in a world where so many people get annoyed by happy people. I won't smile in a room full of miserable faces, I'd stand out and not in a good way. But besides that, there are alot of other things wrong with the world today
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Another aspect of absurd and nonsensical internet content is just how much freedom it grants the audience. Everyone seeing the peculiar photos is at liberty to interpret them the way they want to.
Since there’s not much context to go on, each and every one of us creates a small story in our heads, trying to rationalize what we’re seeing (and why). The memes become personal. There’s no burden of descriptions, explanations, and on-photo calls to action.
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Will Cable 3 years ago
I'd end up with local kids kicking a ball against it and the constant 'thud' of it would drive me mad.....yep I hate football/soccer
Dan Padgett 3 years ago
You need to get your house to have a rep. Have people think a psycho lives in it. No danger any bairn kicks a ball against an axe murderer with a knife fetish's wall. Or, you know, tell them it's not nice and you'll speak to their mum.
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Old Roadie 3 years ago
Swimming, fishing, protection, and cool as hell... substantial moat on my wish list, too. Next item: trebuchet.
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Artsy Bookworm 3 years ago
Not gonna lie, sometimes it takes a little bit of courage to just go ahead and cry
Harley Lee 3 years ago
Agreed! Takes a brave soul to allow urself to breakdown, digest emotion and get up again
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Foxinamug 3 years ago
It's stuff like this that made life so much harder for my sister. She cried once in secondary school when she was 12 and was bullied so much she still finds it almost impossible to cry 17 years later.
RustyMouse 3 years ago
This is horrible. My son cried easily when he was younger and for all sorts of reasons.Some (older) people told me he "would never turn into a real man".
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Brendan 3 years ago
My 5yo fell over outside, and was (understandably) crying. While I was trying to comfort him, an old man came up to him and said softly, "remember - brave boys don't cry". Just shows the difference in generations.
Rahul Pawa 3 years ago
Makes me want to pass by a situation like this so I can tell him "brave boys DO cry". I have my own boys and try my best to teach them crying is ok.
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Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
Crying is healthy and a natural way of showing others that you need help. Hiding the fact that you need help is generally a bad idea. So go ahead and cry - nobody's going to judge you. Or at least no-one worth listening to.
Random Panda 3 years ago
Wish I knew how to cry. The very few times I was able to it was very therapeutic.
If 3 years ago
In a doctor waiting room a 3yo child was crying and a big woman yelled at him to shut up or she would make him an injection! I told her how this was wrong and she messed up with me telling she was a previous nurse and then a caregiver in my country. It's a cultural thing too, sadly.
Wondering Alice 3 years ago
Last year on a school trip, a boy (big for his age, almost adult hight but clearly a child) got a bit overwhelmed and started crying - he has ASD, but it wasn't a melt down, just expressing emotions. A middle aged couple passing stopped, and the woman said 'he needs a good slap, big boy like him crying in public'. So of course, most of the other children started crying too. An old man coming in the other direction said to the woman 'who damaged you?' then told the boy 'you let it out son, it's always OK to let it out' I can't understand why anyone thinks it is ever ok to pass comment on a child they do not know crying. My class is made up of 12 and 13 year olds, some cry a lot - most need an occasional cry. All know, they can any time they need or want. Some of the most frequent cryiers are among the bravest kids I know. But it's not linked, some people (kids and adults) don't cry, and that's ok too.
arcane_gamer (they/them) 3 years ago
new childhood memory unlocked-this. i remember this character! but not the name :(
SaneMinotaur (she/her) 3 years ago
'Bravery isn't the absence of fear, it's doing something in spite of the fear.'
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Will Cable 3 years ago
I wonder if it would work if I wore a sign like that while waiting for my other half to exit the store
Auntriarch 3 years ago
How cute are you, and do you like having your ears scritched
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If 3 years ago
Thank you to all dog owners who let me hug their puppies (when it's possible) ❤
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Just Another Girl 3 years ago
Is no one scared someone will steal their dog when left like this?
Ren Karlej 3 years ago
YES! Me. It would worry me immensely. There have been occasional spates of dogs being stolen as it is, not going to make it easier for them.
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Tishia Partchey 3 years ago
The owner would find me sitting with the dog on my lap. An hour later.
Whatever the drawbacks of social media (and believe us, there are plenty—from shortening attention spans to lowered self-esteem), one positive aspect that it brings is that there’s a far lower barrier to entry for creators.
In other words, if you’re a photographer or an artist, it becomes incredibly easy to share your work with a global audience.
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Marie Dahme 3 years ago
I love Mr Rogers! But my favorite was Romper Room! Remember the song? “Romper stomper bomper boo! Tell me, tell me..is that you? Oh I see Mary and Billy …and Oh! I see you!” And I remember watching The Gentle Giant and most importantly Captain Kangaroo! And did anyone really have the picture pages to Bill Colby’s tv show in the 70’s called Picture Pages? We were poor so we didn’t send away for them. It was about 1977 that I watched that in kindergarten before school. Oh my gosh….I just outEd myself as old! Lol
bv7hearts 3 years ago
I was on Romper Room as a kid!! My cousin sat on Miss Molly's shoe, lololol
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Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago
Mister Rogers was a great man with a huge heart and the bravery to treat children as people. The day after Robert Kennedy was assassinated he ran a show on the subject including parental death. He did shows on divorce, loneliness, courage, and accountability. Through it all, he made sure that kindness and love were always paramount. He single handedly caused the US law allowing you to record TV shows. A very conservative senator was trying to end TV recording as copyright infringement. Mr. Rogers went to speak to his committee and explained how important it was for parents to be able to record his show. The same senator sponsored a bill to protect that right. He taught tolerance and that all people deserve to be treated with love when most of our country didn't believe that.
Just Another Girl 3 years ago
I loved Mr Rogers. My dad would put the show on when the kids (or dad) needed some calming down. Worked every time!
Argle Bargle 3 years ago (edited)
You know what they say, practice makes ... people perfect their mediocrity, but it's better than robbing a bank.
#20
Let’s Be Kind 3 years ago
Maybe a kinder way to put this is that we are ALL struggling, and that’s ok.
Ciara Ann Stone 3 years ago
If I got that in a fortune cookie, I'd laugh my a*s off. That def came from a fortune cookie.
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Vae 3 years ago
LOL. this would work, and for good reasons too. I cracked up. I love little tube shaped dogs.
Rosa_Bear 3 years ago
I have one. And they are as stupid and as funny and as adorable as they look
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Grace Noyes 3 years ago
I have two weiners (!!!), and they are stubborn little shits, but I love them.
However, not everyone feels comfortable sharing their own work. Some are anxious about how others will judge them. Others don’t believe that what they have to offer is anything special or original. And creating your own original memes can mean that you have to get used to rejection and failure: it takes practice to hook you chosen audience and reel them in with your chose brand of humor.
#23
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
There was a park bench in my area with a plaque saying "In loving memory of [name]. If you aren't holding a beer, please sit elsewhere." Then some jerk ripped it off the bench and broke it in several pieces. I found all but two of those pieces and, out of compassion for the family, I glued it back together and tracked down one of the poor guy's friends to offer the repaired plaque back. Plot twist: THE GUY WASN'T EVEN DEAD! He had just moved away! He and his friends were very pleased to see the plaque back in one piece, though, and told me I could keep it. It's on my kitchen wall to this very day.
Old Roadie 3 years ago
Now that's a great story! Random discovery, human interest, appreciation, aggravation, determination, flummoxing, laughing... a roller coaster ride in 7 sentences.
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James016 3 years ago
Anyone else here remember the Devenish-Phibbs park bench signs? https://tinyurl.com/4hjevs87
Old Roadie 3 years ago
Hey, those were an unexpected laugh! They'd make great geocache finds.
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Rosie Hamilton 3 years ago
Simpsons fans may appreciate the Kwyjibo Memorial Bench in Goring-by-Sea, Worthing, West Sussex, UK. People even leave reviews. You can see it on Google maps!
#24
Argle Bargle 3 years ago
Maybe they could be friends. Then they could get 'Sorry, I'm already brothers with someone else who's already a brother to someone else' t-shirts
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I actually know a guy who looks just like this! He seems happy enough living with his cats, though. :D
The key here is to focus on the unique personal perspective that you can offer the world. Biting the bullet and putting yourself and your creativity out there is a step that definitely requires courage.
However, the potential rewards can potentially be great, whether you plan on becoming a full-time creator or simply want to share a few fun and funky pics with everyone else. It’s essential to be unapologetically genuine. There’s always an audience for whatever you’re good at.
#25
Old Roadie 3 years ago
"I feel like I've been cheated out of something but I don't know what it is." My favorite graffiti ran length of wall on E Street in San Bernardino. It was there for ~10 years. Local gangs didn't paint over it. City didn't remove it. Appears it resonated with everyone.
Kate Haslam 3 years ago
Well, city was literally broke for years. I mean, they haven't even torn down the Carousel Mall yet.
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My favourite graffiti was in a loo in Cornwall. You had to put 2p in the lock to open the stall door (sexism!). The graffiti was a little poem in lovely handwriting. “Here I sit, broken hearted, spent 2p and only f@rted”. So true and emotive.
Alison Hell 3 years ago (edited)
Legit question...why is putting 2p in the lock to open the door sexism? Was it only women that had to pay? Did the men have free access to urinals? So many questions.. 😉 (the poem was funny)
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Mama Penguin 3 years ago
Life is the biggest d**k of all. It f***s us all over constantly. John Leguizamo said we'd just have to keep changing positions to make it bearable.
Trophy Husband 3 years ago
I think this is photoshopped... It's too neat for graffiti and too crass for the company to have put it there.
Ann Coffman 3 years ago
And what about the elementary school across the street?acr
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Is the guy with all the boxes wearing a small party hat or is that just part of the background?
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digitalin 3 years ago
This shirt comes with many different options. I got my husband one that said "introverted but willing to discuss dinosaurs". SO MANY STRANGERS will stop and discuss dinosaurs with him.
Darth Daddy 3 years ago
Adam Savage from MythBusters is an awesome guy. Love his enthusiasm and joy when he is "geeking out!"
Argle Bargle 3 years ago
We need these t-shirts in our house. Replace 'plants' with 'minecraft'. Replace 'discuss' with 'let me tell you every obscure thing I know about'.
Rachel Cobb 3 years ago
Replace 'Plants' with 'Animals' and I'd totally buy 5 of these shirts.
#27
juice 3 years ago
oh, do i have news for you! :) https://obviousplant.com/products/i-scream-shirt
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Wellsandra Hill 3 years ago
(Inhales) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Jack Romeo 3 years ago
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
BoredPandaSucks 3 years ago (edited)
I don't scream, i just sit in silent torment with the exception of an occasional groan
the shrimp whisperer 3 years ago (edited)
why do you not scream, your anger is a gift, your voice is meant to be used, so lock the door, blast metal and scream til you need a cough drop
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So, Pandas, which of these memes did you enjoy the most? Which ones confused the heck out of you? Were there any that really made your noggin jog, forcing you to create a backstory (frankly, any backstory) to explain what you saw? We'd absolutely love to hear your thoughts on this, so why not drop by the comments to share your opinions.
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#29
censorshipsucks 3 years ago
I think El Arroyo might be the main reason to visit texas. I've seen a lot of these.
Seaweed Vibes 2 years ago
I've actually been told by a doctor not to take ibuprofen so I take cocodamol and get high instead
#30
#31
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
Ha, that was the name of the angry ex girlfriend's salon in "Blues Brothers". Man Carrie Fisher was awesome in that movie.
Susan Elizabeth 3 years ago
The one in the Blues Brothers was an actual salon with that name. Used to pass it going into the city.
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Susannah 3 years ago
This was the name of Lady Tremaine's (sorry if I spelt that wrong) hair salon in Descendants.
LeighPig 3 years ago
Knew I recognised the 0121 area code. Same for Solihull where I grew up :)
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Ciara Ann Stone 3 years ago
Genius! Love cleverly named businesses. Makes me want to shop there more for some reason.
Ren Karlej 3 years ago
One of my favourites was in Muswell Hill, North London. A launderette exquisitely named the 'Wishy washy, splishy sploshy, cleany nickie, very quickie'. Would pass it on the way to visit my sister.
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Carol Emory 3 years ago
I remember a DJ in Washington State asked people to suggest names for Prince Charles and Princess Diana's first child. Someone called in and said "Upton." The DJ asked why. The person said "because then you could call them Up, Chuck and Di."
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Stealthzilla 3 years ago
NOOOOO! I LOVE LIGHTSABERS! I WASTE MY MONEY ON THEM BECAUSE THEY’RE SO EXPENSIVE BUT I DON’T CARE I HAVE TWO! I HATE TODD!
#33
Sh_alien 3 years ago
Oh my god my twelve year-old says this to Me every time I do anything remotely dumb. 7th graders are a$$h*le$.
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Fish Fingers 3 years ago
Used to work in a furniture factory; one guy built little wall of wardrobes in a corner behind which he had an armchair where he would have a little snooze every now and again. Absolutely true.
simply.Taz 3 years ago
OMG! Our maintenance department where I use to work, did that!! When it was discovered, there were an elaborate maze of tunnels and huge "hide-out boxes", where they had laptops, pillows, and some even had mini-fridges! We were a union plant so they faced NO disciplinary action. Needless to say, the rest of us, actually working our eight hours, we're pissed!! ;( I know it sounds like this could never really happen, but it did! Oh, the stories I could tell!! Lol
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D Peterson 3 years ago
Sunday night I would cry & continued every week including school from the 5th grad on.
Ren Karlej 3 years ago
I'd be very, very surprised if that wasn't the case!
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Mickie Shea 2 years ago
Are you kidding. Five days of rest against two days ot home with wife, kids and MIL
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Bobby Dewa 3 years ago
When im back from being mentally injured probably the ad already broken and dusty
Christopher Ding 3 years ago
in the bottom it says, "Seriously, take care of yourself, Drink water and get rest" great advice
SaneMinotaur (she/her) 3 years ago (edited)
Because normally it would be an advert for an injury law firm. You're not thick :)
Load More Replies... Ciara Ann Stone 3 years ago
Nice change of pace. If he put his lawyer info on it, he'd probably get tons of clients.
Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 2 years ago
the response from every attorney i contacted re my injury
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DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
I concur. I am a big guy and I always park far away or at the ends. Don't wanna accidentally ding anyone's car. What get on my nerves is sometimes I'll park like 5 lanes away where no one else is parked and when I get back there'll be a car parked right next to mine and very close....like why? Lol
Argle Bargle 3 years ago
I Like Capital Letters At The Start Of My Words Despite Them Being Obsolete, by Argle Bargle.
Sarah SH 3 years ago
I’m not even really chubby, but once went into my van through the tailgate in a parking lot because I couldn’t squeeze in between the door and the car next to me. I figured it was better than standing their awkwardly waiting for the person or something. (I had something on the passenger seat, otherwise might have tried that route from the other side).
René Studer 3 years ago
My first thoughts after reading this was: why would the park be closed because he’s fat and why does his grammar suck ... I’m dumb.
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Senjo Krane 3 years ago
Nooo, how could you do that to your child? And the ones who gave to look at her.
SirWriteALot 3 years ago
I always wonder ... when parents dress up their kids as something that they definitely should not even know about yet ... what goes on in their heads? Does this kid know that this is not a happy clown?
I'm.Just.A.Girl 3 years ago (edited)
A drastic difference from little witch hats and fairy wings! (Ugh typo edit)
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BoredPandaSucks 3 years ago
if you don't know where in the f*ck you are going, are you really lost?
Ciara Ann Stone 3 years ago
Would not get on that bus. The driver is probably so frustrated and I'd be his target for yelling.
Philly Bob 3 years ago
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - George Harrison
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Marina Fournier 3 years ago
I only lost 5 minutes of computer work after the 1989 Loma Prieta quake started. Many lost several hours.
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DEW 3 years ago
This is so bad. We have to support our children. No child should have a sign like this ever.
Ent Hugger 3 years ago
oh gosh if this doesn't remind me of doing food not bombs with all my lil punk friends in high school... love to see kids who care... and who still rock those plaid bondage pants :) hope his sign is dark humor but either way sending hugs gentlemen, keep fighting the good fight
Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
Goddamn W. Bush days. That was my political awakening. Metalhead (and friend of punks), teen and fiercely liberal. Wrote a lot of s****y poetry too. Lol.
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Ione Decep 3 years ago
Oh, good grief. The Earth has survived multiple mass extinction events, including the one that involved a giant meteorite. Obviously it can handle whatever we can throw at it. *We're* completely screwed, but the planet will be. Just. Fine.
Titanoboa 1 year ago
I don’t care that this comment is a year old. take this downvote, idiot.
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ThePunnyBunny 3 years ago
I feel this. No one makes my name on mugs :'( have to get custom ones
Minath 3 years ago
I want this, I've never seen anything with my name on unless it's a custom order.
JoJoB 3 years ago
This is what I think of whenever I hear of a parent giving their child with some stupid made up name so they can be "unique." "That kid will never be able to find a name mug at a truck stop."
Violet Jensen 3 years ago
I’m Violet— a pretty unique name until 5 years ago it suddenly got popular— I’ve never seen it
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KING ILLEGAL FOREST 3 years ago
Growing up with an Irish name in the US, I really wish I had found one of these.
cogadh 3 years ago
Wait, Ripley's Aquarium? As in "Ripley's Believe It Or Not"? Forget the mug, I want to know what kind of crazy sea monsters that place has!
Lord fartsicle 3 years ago
It’s a regular aquarium located in Toronto near the CN tower
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Carol Emory 3 years ago
I have a sign that says "You've survived 100% of the things you've experienced. Congratulations! You're nailing it!"
Nonna_SoF 3 years ago
So far, but they may still kill me yet. Kind of like a car accident that lets you linger a few days before giving you the sweet release of death.
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Xan Maranya 3 years ago (edited)
I'm a therapist. I say, don't try to change yourself just change how you are with yourself,
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Lesbian Sloth 3 years ago
To avoid wrecking the thread, I'm commenting here. But that song was amazing
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liam newton-harding 3 years ago
Oh wow is me, O woe is me, I used to have a Hamster tree, But it was eaten by a Newt, And now I have no cuddly fruit. Oh wow is me, oh wow is me, I used to have a Hamster tree! (Sung to the tune of, 'O Christmas Tree'.)
RandomHumanBean 3 years ago
"deck the dump with bow of holly" -Alf (AAAAAAAAAAALf thats not hOlLy ThATS pOiSoN iVy)
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Overloaded ball of anxiety 3 years ago (edited)
Can somebody tell me what it is supposed to say cause I have no idea I feel so stupid rn
raincloud the whalien 3 years ago
Omg they made a whole-a** section of the pharmacy for me (oh and I'm obsessed with bandages and dance a lot [soreness] so it is actually for me)
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Sarah SH 3 years ago
If you do, send me one to give to my mother for Christmas.
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Artsy Bookworm 3 years ago
Coupled with anxiety, existential crisis, quarter life crisis, and just all the s**t happening in general
Dirk Daring 3 years ago (edited)
Based on average human life expectancy, quarter life crisis should take place at around 17 or 18 years of age. Which also means I'm at about 2/3. Woo Hoo!
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Caroline Fraser 2 years ago
9 People coming over for an early Christmas celebration, son gets Covid OF COURSE HE HAS.
Seaweed Vibes 2 years ago
Seasonal depression is just normal depression with winter spices like cinnamon and nutmeg
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KING ILLEGAL FOREST 3 years ago
Reminds me of the sticker I had on my old car: "hit me, I need the money."
Lihn Song 3 years ago
The baby on board stickers are actually to alert EMTs that there's a baby that needs to be attended to first in case of a crash!
Liz Sahlin 2 years ago
Someone that missed the point with the “baby/pet/child on board” stickers. Sad.
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Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
You laugh, but I actually DID dream about being asleep last night. People in the dream kept telling me to stop lying down because I was supposed to be doing something. But I didn't get where I am today by listening to that kind of negativity.
Dodomaster Lord of chickens 3 years ago
Ikr, they said I was supposed to be a CEO, but drug dealer pays just as well.
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Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago (edited)
The worst "nightmare" is when you complete your whole day and then you wake up and realize it hasn't even started. You already spent 35 minutes waiting for them to clean up the accident on your road home from work and you haven't even gotten out of bed yet.
LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
I work on a ferry. I do two weeks on, two off. I'm currently off. Last night I dreamed about whales.
Rumina Io 3 years ago
I was having such a thrilling dream last night... was in some kind of godzilla situation where a giant monster was attacking the city. I'd just climbed on an inflatable thing to escape a monster flood and was about to turn and see the monster, when the alarm went off and I never saw it
Xan Maranya 3 years ago
It's called Lucid Dreaming... a thing some folks explore.
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My dream last night was that my best friend was helping me plan my wedding to a guy that I dated way back in high school but Adam Driver was also my friend and I wanted to marry him instead...
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Vae 3 years ago
This. I think this is what happens to me. Snacky kinda feeling but for no reason.
ThePunnyBunny 3 years ago
For me it's an ADHD/boredom thing. I have to make myself not snack too much (partially with my meds, partially with tricks like eating high protein things so I'm not hungry) or I gain weight. I'm already fighting to lose depression weight, don't need more added on!
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Argle Bargle 3 years ago
Kind of curious if it would warp the time-space continuum by overriding this.
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Old Roadie 3 years ago
As an old hippie, I empathize. Imagine asking your mom for help ironing your hair...
Argle Bargle 3 years ago
i worry for this persons soul nobody should live in a world devoid of the colour of punctuation
Mia Black 3 years ago
Black contains many colors in the additive color mixture. :-)
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Philly Bob 3 years ago
On Easter morning, Jesus, son of Mary, arose from the dead. This morning, Bob, son of Joan, did not fare as well.
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
Reminds me of the time I said to a co-worker "Morning! ...it's not 'good' - it's just morning."
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Argle Bargle 3 years ago
A Frank word with God is a good thing. *Omg, I think I can't stop. Leaving again*
David Martin 3 years ago
I used to have that book...it helped a lot on sadder days, seeing all the things a child would say to God. Even without being a religious person, it helped put me into a good, more genuine mindset that I can't properly explain
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MellonCollie 3 years ago
Look at its eyes, it definitely suffers from existential dread. Or maybe I'm just projecting!
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the Return of Bruno 3 years ago
They're homeless people, not earthworms* or starfish. (*That's actually only a myth about earthworms, too.)
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Got Myself 4 Pandas 3 years ago
Typical tories - remind me to put on my "f**k the tories" necklace
RafCo (he/him) 3 years ago
Honest question, how have they been in power for so long?
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patricia patricia 3 years ago
This reminds me of one of those informal painted signs I saw somewhere in South America: "Let's fight hunger and poverty! Eat a poor person"!
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Icecream Sarang 3 years ago
At some point, completing a trip around the sun is an achievement…and I prefer to go with leveling up.
Jeff Whisenhunt 3 years ago
Pretty much just saying they have one less year to live. It's their birthday
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Chris Hooley 3 years ago
Hmmm. Science Alert had a headline last week that a dark sense of humour meant one was smarter. Great mind, then lose it?
RedMarbles 3 years ago
Yeah, I've seen multiple suggestions of correlation with intelligence. Also worth noting that Iceland supposedly has one of the darkest senses of humor in the world and also tend to do well on happiness indices. I'm wondering if any correlation with dementia more likely involves a recent change to darker humor, which could make sense if people beginning to develop dementia are feeling depressed over the changes. Looks like this could be the case since the beginning of the article says something about "increasingly warped sense of humour."
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Agamemnon Padar 3 years ago
What kind of human are you? Resisting a bottle filled with rocks????????
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Carol Emory 3 years ago
I used to have a bumper sticker that said "Horn broken. Watch for finger."
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Argle Bargle 3 years ago
Who in their right mind lets their two year old stand under a falling building?
Will Cable 3 years ago
Google street view at Pisa is fun when you look at people doing the 'pose' from a different angle not showing the tower
too indesicive to choose name 3 years ago
Using my incredible powers of enchantment, I shall now command this building to LEAN!
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Frauke Knothe 3 years ago
People often break off the one banana that is too much for them and that's what's left over. Since I know that these single bananas often have to be thrown away, I prefer to buy them.
A B C the Third 3 years ago
Being polyamorous doesn't necessarily mean you can't be single.
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Argle Bargle 3 years ago
I've heard winning the lottery can really screw things up. Just wanted to offer my personal money offloading services for anyone who might have won too much money.
ShellsBells 3 years ago
Not for 2 numbers, you'd have to get 3, unless it's the mega ball. If you get 1 number and the mega ball, you win $4.
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Minath 3 years ago
Skipping one or even two doses of antidepressants won't have much of an effect on you.
Load More Replies... Argle Bargle 3 years ago
Sometimes antidepressants make people feel grey and devoid of feeling.
the Return of Bruno 3 years ago (edited)
PSA: Antidepressants do not prevent you from feeling emotions. If they do, you may be taking the wrong medication. Antidepressants prevent you from having functionally inappropriate feelings, which actually help you feel the right emotion at the right time. And yes, I am going to refer to the "right" emotions, because while we all get seemingly inappropriate emotions (crying at weddings, laughing at funerals, schadenfreud, etc.), it's not healthy or adaptive to respond to everything with sadness or apathy or frustration or weariness. We call feelings "eMOTIons" because they MOTIvate us to take the proper action. If your feelings persistently don't align with your motivations, something inside may not be working correctly. Yes, antidepressants may sometimes be temporary crutches for when you need talk therapy or spiritual healing, but if you had a broken leg, would you walk on it anyway because you didn't believe in crutches? No, you'd end up in excruciating pain and maybe maim yourself for life.
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too indesicive to choose name 3 years ago
It really does. But in some ways it is less sucky than the last century.
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Vasana Phong 3 years ago
By not reading bored panda at 3 in the morning eastern time, 6 am gotta get up for work 😩
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ohjojo (you/your's) 3 years ago
Fender benders in Hollywood. Your next crash may introduce you to your favorite star
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Pedantic Panda 3 years ago
This is really sad and concerning, especially as it seems to be a thing child's schoolwork. Hope the adult took more action then just photo it for fun.
Thomas Bentley 3 years ago
honestly, as an ex child myself, they probably just have a cold, and cannot breath as easily.
Load More Replies... Happy Panda 3 years ago
sorta reminded me of the time i wrote "bad day" in my school work as a child (3rd grade, probably) and my teacher scolded me for it because i shouldn't have written something like that. i only wrote it because i listened to daniel powter's bad day song earlier in the morning before i went to school and i felt like writing it down somehow LOL
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too indesicive to choose name 3 years ago
No need to worry about murderers! As a murderer myself, I can tell you any decent murderer would take care not to murder you there.
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Argle Bargle 3 years ago
No wait ... Bats make everything worse. It doesn't really matter anyway, I've put my organs in a ziplock bag. I found some gaffa tape and I know origami. Think I'm good.
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CHRIS DOMRES 3 years ago
This must be the 100th time I have seen this on the four internet sites I frequent for memes.
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Marie Dahme 3 years ago
Yo I just realized I think this picture is OJ in the white bronco being chased by the cops in LA back in the 90’s! Wow.
ThePunnyBunny 3 years ago
Watching Legal Vices on YouTube cover that trial and the stuff behind it, fascinating to watch and learn about.
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Marie Dahme 3 years ago
This is me running away from people who want to hug me all the time! Boundaries people, please! Lol
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Hello Ween 3 years ago
You're unique and special. Just like every single one of us.
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Cory Kent 3 years ago
I really hope they adjusted the way the grabber works so you have a higher chance of winning than with the stuffed animals!
DEW 3 years ago
I do not understand why everyone was after toilet paper? There are ways to wipe yourself. Leaves, a shower, a piece of cloth, paper or magazines, pine cones, baby wipes, etc..... I would think food, water, tampons, pads, diaper's etc...Why toilet paper??
Marie Dahme 3 years ago
Maybe they didn’t realize they could get a bidet to hook up to their toilet from Amazon for $35????
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Brooke Howard 3 years ago
“Ann” also doesn’t know how to tell her baby’s daddy that that his DNA doesn’t match.
too indesicive to choose name 3 years ago
And because of this heinous crime, "Ann", if that's really her name, will be sentenced to 50 years in jail.
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the Return of Bruno 3 years ago
Yes. That balcony is unlikely to support much water. People weigh only what a couple of square feet of water weigh. (1 cubic foot = 63 pounds!) So 3 feet of water in a 100 square foot (5 x 20?) balcony is about 9 tons!
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Gavin Johnson 3 years ago
What do you reckon? 6 tons of water on that balcony? When it was designed did the architect do a calculation that included a swimming pool being installed on it or did they just envisage a few chairs and a family party? Place your bets NOW!
Zelda Blue 3 years ago
Honestly who thought that was a good idea? Probably the hillbilly without a truck bed to make into a pool.
Natalie H 3 years ago
As a lifelong Hillbilly, I must point out that we prefer swimming in a clean mountain river, or a swimming pool. Only an idiot would make a pool out of a truck bed or a balcony.
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Laura Carney 3 years ago
I make my mom sad because I gave her grandcats instead of grandkids... not even sorry though lol
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Dan Padgett 3 years ago
This is an initiative to get people to eat irregular fruit. Good cause minus the packaging.
Jason 3 years ago
The amount of food I grow that I would have to throw away if I followed grocery store standards
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ThePunnyBunny 3 years ago
I love buying the fruit and veggies like this. Cheaper, still tastes good, and saves it from being trashed. Really has helped on tight paychecks.
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Audra Sisler 3 years ago
Mine preferred beer....... And it killed her February 2022...... She was 58...... I can't stand the smell of beer! Can't change it now.....
LonelyLola 3 years ago
lol how artistic! the child even managed to capture how wasted the mom gets on her wine, looking like she's abt to topple off her chair! lmao this made me chuckle :))
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Duck's Shredder 3 years ago
Maybe somebody's ashes are in the lake, and they liked that kind of cake when they were alive?
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OmBoyGanesh 3 years ago
I don’t think that I can take it. It took so long to bake it. And I’ll never have that recipe again.
VonBlade 3 years ago
Quality song. Hmm. A Song. Erm. Well it has some nice music.
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𝔙𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔤𝔢 𝔊𝔦𝔯𝔩 3 years ago
That is just a feature of this certain species, but it may have swollen due to hitting his head.
Load More Replies... too indesicive to choose name 3 years ago
Nooooo, I don't trust people not to hit the glass! Some would even purposely try and make it die!
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Argle Bargle 3 years ago
I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent
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$cagsy 3 years ago
After over a month searching and asking friends and family, Lorette realised that she never actually had any chairs at all; for sale, or otherwise. In fact, if anything, Lorette needed to procure some chairs herself. Her other half turned her off and on again, but it would appear that Lorette is stuck in a loop, constantly asking herself for chairs that she doesn't have and then denying all knowledge of any chairs at all. Loopus is a very real and debilitating condition and your donation of just $2 can help fund vital research.
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Lazy PANda (she/they) 3 years ago
So… you’re saying that if I keep crying I don’t have to go back to work?
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Turnip and a Frog 3 years ago
My thoughts exactly. Narcissists and attention seekers.
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ThePunnyBunny 3 years ago
In some wsys, this isn't the best thought process. To experience happiness and joy, you have to take risks and be vulnerable. Obviously that doesn't mean be unwise with the risks (like security risks) but you do have to take them. Having to learn that, it's helped a lot in finding happiness (like with my husband!).
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the Return of Bruno 3 years ago
Sounds like the sad version of "There once was a boy named Eustace Scrubb, and he just about deserved it." (The first sentence of C.S. Lewis' The Silver Chair.)
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3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago
Many hecks (sorry we can’t stop the rhyming pattern now)
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BasedWang12.7 3 years ago
I know. I even stopped commenting on it or just saying OP because people think it's like a knockoff or something and enters a buncha lists that it shouldn't. Even though the name Obvious Plant says it all
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Persephone 3 years ago
It doesn't work when Ernie isn't there to yell "here fishy fishy fishy!!!"
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Thomas Bentley 3 years ago
agreed, i will drink the ocean and drown myself in the sorrows. or just the salt water.
Katy McMouse 3 years ago
My neighbor blames everything that goes wrong on your thyroid (including her dog's).
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BasedWang12.7 3 years ago
don't knock it.... Kanye west concert air sold for almost $60,000 https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/ebay-overrun-with-bagged-air-from-kanye-west-concerts-121990/
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F**k yeah, sign me up. I can inhale rich people molecules.
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Mohsie Supposie 3 years ago
They said not to eat BEFORE swimming. They didn't say anything about eating WHILE swimming!
Sarah SH 3 years ago
Yeah, but someone took this picture with the intent to shame and embarrass them, which isn’t nice. 😕
3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago (edited)
It’s a pretty gross and inconsiderate thing to do to everyone else in the pool area - imagine them dropping food into the pool or wiping their hands/mouths off in the water that everyone else is trying to enjoy 😅 I think it’s sweet you’re worried about their specific feelings but perhaps you’re missing the point of the post - they’re being entitled and clueless, and ignoring everyone else’s feelings/comfort and being incredibly inconsiderate and unhygienic. Defend them all you want but it’s a huge nah from me! Eat your food outside of the pool ffs, it’s even gross to watch imagining all the micro bits of bath/pool water splashed into your food.
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Brendan 3 years ago
I'm trying to lift myself out of depression today. My team at work went out for drinks last night. They've been planning it for about a month, and I only found out about it yesterday afternoon when my colleague asked if I was going. So, basically, it turned out they didn't invite me.
Natalie H 3 years ago
If someone asked if you were going, then you WERE invited. Just sayin…💟☮️
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Bittersweetie 3 years ago
This said "funny memes" but I felt like a lot of them were sad. Hang in there everybody!
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 3 years ago
Hey for anyone going through something just know I'm here for you and I'm sure many others are too xxx
Lil Potato 3 years ago
I mean, some of them are funny, and I get what this article meant. But I feel like reading these kind of reenforces depression or stuff like that by pretending it's funny or relatable.
Anna Bremmer 3 years ago
Depression is all about feeling alienated, so that's probably not a huge problem if it's portrayed as funny and relatable.
Load More Replies... Brendan 3 years ago
I'm trying to lift myself out of depression today. My team at work went out for drinks last night. They've been planning it for about a month, and I only found out about it yesterday afternoon when my colleague asked if I was going. So, basically, it turned out they didn't invite me.
Natalie H 3 years ago
If someone asked if you were going, then you WERE invited. Just sayin…💟☮️
Load More Replies... Bittersweetie 3 years ago
This said "funny memes" but I felt like a lot of them were sad. Hang in there everybody!
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 3 years ago
Hey for anyone going through something just know I'm here for you and I'm sure many others are too xxx
Lil Potato 3 years ago
I mean, some of them are funny, and I get what this article meant. But I feel like reading these kind of reenforces depression or stuff like that by pretending it's funny or relatable.
Anna Bremmer 3 years ago
Depression is all about feeling alienated, so that's probably not a huge problem if it's portrayed as funny and relatable.
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