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Animals aren't always as majestic as wildlife photography contests depict them. Sometimes they look as derpy as me and you. And believe me, I wouldn't be saying such a thing if I didn't have any proof to back it up.

Enter Doggo Taxi. It's an Instagram account that shares random animal photos with no context whatsoever. Like cats helping their owner to puke. Or walruses highjacking a boat. Whatever you can't think of, Doggo Taxi has it. The best part, these pictures are strangely wholesome too. Continue scrolling and check them out yourself.

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Shona
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that is truly magical! this post needs more upvotes!

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    Shona
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg the doggo looks so happy! one upvote for the post = one boop for the doggo!

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    Of course, it's perfectly fine if every now and then you photograph your pet goofing around. A bigger problem would be if all of your shots came out, say, blurry and overexposed.

    But just like we hire photographers to immortalize some of our most important events — such as weddings and birthday anniversaries — we can also book a professional to capture the pretty side of our pets. Or the bond we share with our animals.

    "I started off as a wedding & portrait photographer and added pet photography to my business about 10 years ago after realizing there was a need for a specialist producing high-quality images of pets," Phil Lord, a UK-based photographer working around Lancashire, told Bored Panda. "I love animals and in photographing them I believe I had found my niche and dream job."

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wild cat: "Please be my slave hooman! Pretty please!"

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    ADHORTATOR
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I told you I am not a vegan!"

    Lila Launehase
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even a vegan would be angry about this boring salad.

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    ren bandong
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I eat the rabbit, not its food

    Iapetos
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    That's why you'll get bad karma.

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    James016
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fuq is this? I said fresh salmon.

    Tee Witt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats are not that keen on salmon, wild or farmed.

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    Valerie Anne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cat is going to leave a surprise in its hooman's slipper tonight.

    TheAnimalLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your maiden name wouldn't be Short, would it? Your picture is blurry when I zoom in, but you look vaguely like my "long-lost" cousin.

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    Tracy Sellars
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't make friends with salad

    Pau Tea
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what diet means? It's DIE with a T!

    OffKeySinger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give me protein not this crispy water, Hooman!

    Potato goat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats are physically incapable of moving their eyebrows, either birth defect or photoshop

    Diane Phillips-Herman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a cat that loved lettuce and strawberries!

    AspieGirl88
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this kitty belong to Gordon Ramsay? 🤣

    Pansexual snek
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES! REBELLION! THROW IT ON THE GROUND *lonely island plays in the bg*

    Hermione
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said roulade, not salad, Hooman.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My face when they tell me i need to go on a diet

    Wise beauty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BEHOLD!!!!!!! Vegan teachers cat

    Leslie Tollefson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the same way about salads, my dude.

    amber
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'you calling me fat, karen?!?!?!?!?!?!'

    Mare Freed
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get me the manager or I will SUE YOU!

    Carole Gleed
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What am I supposed to do with this!

    Sandra Monahan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you understand? OBLIGATE CARNIVORE!

    Marie deHeryng
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If looks could kill.....😾

    Nadine Bamberger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a joke to you, Susan? Because I am not laughing, punk.

    Melissa J
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat :" You're sh¡tting me right?!?"

    Daniel Mattock
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also hate salads. They’re not proper food.

    Terri Sidell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you Really expect me to eat that!!!

    Sheryl Thompson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hooman do I look like a RABBIT !!!! 😕

    Sheanna Caban
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the food that my food eats.

    Iapetos
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of stupid pet owner gives their cat a salad?

    Kasey Mauro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Excuse me, sir... This is not what I ordered. How dare you assume I wanted this salad rather than the purrfectly delicious chicken pâté that I ordered no more than 5 minutes ago? I will write a Meowlp review about this... Just you wait snd see!"

    Mewregaurd Hissyfit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleep with one eye open hoomin!!!! I come for your treacherous shenanigan's tonight!!!

    AngelWingsYT
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this look like f*cking salmon to you Brittney? No...the answer is no

    Autumn Artemis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That should not have made me laugh so loudly-

    Ashbug
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't make friends with salad

    DAISY
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he's thinking "JUST WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL HERE?!

    KimTx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What the heck, Cheryl?!"

    TheAnimalLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😾Obligate Carnivore MEANS Obligate Carnivore😾

    Mel Rupp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the Simpsons famously chanted..."You don't win friends with with salad!"

    Glowdaddy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I look the same way when someone gives me a salad. :P

    Devil's Advocate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my expression when my plate has that much green on it

    The weird one!
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats a whole mood but that would be me lol

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    As with all subjects, there are challenges working with animals. Maybe even more so. Photographers can't have a conversation with them and explain precisely what they're going for.

    "The trickiest part of the whole process for me personally is gaining the pets' trust and attention," Phil Lord said.

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    If the photographer could give pet owners a few pieces of advice to quickly take their images to another level, they would be to "use natural light and get down low and take the pictures from the pet's eye level. Above all, have patience!"

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this shot!! This is how to care for mans best friend. Niiiice

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "One day Susan, I swear i will suffocate you in your sleep."

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    Nor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's ready to hit the road with his jacket and backpack

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    Shona
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA! the pot of gold XD

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *In David Attenborough's voice* Oh deer, it seems that Mikey have found a new dear friend. What are your thoughts on him?

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What are you looking at, you bitch?"

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all have that one friend who helps with our hangover.

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    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donkeys are great guardians for sheep and goat herds.

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat of the Lillies, coming to IMAX soon.

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lizard knows what he ate and is proud of it.

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    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog Art. Environmentally friendly

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    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a cat who couldn't sleep at night without his stuffed goat toy. He would lick it and cuddle it

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the new goats-only spa at beautiful Camp Ungulate! Soak up the sun as you're cradled between a pair of warm human thighs, enjoy the all-day dandelion buffet and let your cares slip away!

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's reading : "No tapping on glass, scares humans"

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat is that fluffy! She even has tufts of fluff between her toes.

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lauterbrunen, Stitzerland! VERY high on my bucket list!

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    Stacy S.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dudes, us gals usually can't control when our eggs come out.

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    Downunderdude
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If ballet is pronounced 'ballay', that must be a ferray.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My owner says I'm weird. This from a woman who nailed a garden gnome to a log"

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one in the middle posing like a model tho

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww, lots of love are required to run this purrball

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    Mary Ellen McCarthy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So how's your day going? Everyone behaving themselves?

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yeah, he just sits there and ... watches... Where he's from? Oh I dont know... never really thought about it. Yeah he just sits and judges people from afar. Scares away annoying people though."

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    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    King of the world. My girl cat does this but then sometimes she needs help getting down.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why the hell are you taking a photo? You've never seen a cat reading a magazine before?"

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes, I'd love to pose for your arty optical illusion photo"

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When my owners told me I'd have my own bedroom in the new house I expected something...I dunno, cosier"

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, now he knows how sled dogs feel, trying to tow some dead weight hooman. Ha! Payback’s hell, ain’t it?

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