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Animals aren't always as majestic as wildlife photography contests depict them. Sometimes they look as derpy as me and you. And believe me, I wouldn't be saying such a thing if I didn't have any proof to back it up.

Enter Doggo Taxi. It's an Instagram account that shares random animal photos with no context whatsoever. Like cats helping their owner to puke. Or walruses highjacking a boat. Whatever you can't think of, Doggo Taxi has it. The best part, these pictures are strangely wholesome too. Continue scrolling and check them out yourself.

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Shona
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that is truly magical! this post needs more upvotes!

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    Shona
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg the doggo looks so happy! one upvote for the post = one boop for the doggo!

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    Of course, it's perfectly fine if every now and then you photograph your pet goofing around. A bigger problem would be if all of your shots came out, say, blurry and overexposed.

    But just like we hire photographers to immortalize some of our most important events — such as weddings and birthday anniversaries — we can also book a professional to capture the pretty side of our pets. Or the bond we share with our animals.

    "I started off as a wedding & portrait photographer and added pet photography to my business about 10 years ago after realizing there was a need for a specialist producing high-quality images of pets," Phil Lord, a UK-based photographer working around Lancashire, told Bored Panda. "I love animals and in photographing them I believe I had found my niche and dream job."

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wild cat: "Please be my slave hooman! Pretty please!"

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    As with all subjects, there are challenges working with animals. Maybe even more so. Photographers can't have a conversation with them and explain precisely what they're going for.

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    "The trickiest part of the whole process for me personally is gaining the pets' trust and attention," Phil Lord said.

    If the photographer could give pet owners a few pieces of advice to quickly take their images to another level, they would be to "use natural light and get down low and take the pictures from the pet's eye level. Above all, have patience!"

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    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this shot!! This is how to care for mans best friend. Niiiice

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "One day Susan, I swear i will suffocate you in your sleep."

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    Nor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's ready to hit the road with his jacket and backpack

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    Shona
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA! the pot of gold XD

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *In David Attenborough's voice* Oh deer, it seems that Mikey have found a new dear friend. What are your thoughts on him?

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What are you looking at, you bitch?"

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all have that one friend who helps with our hangover.

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    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donkeys are great guardians for sheep and goat herds.

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat of the Lillies, coming to IMAX soon.

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lizard knows what he ate and is proud of it.

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    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog Art. Environmentally friendly

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    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a cat who couldn't sleep at night without his stuffed goat toy. He would lick it and cuddle it

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the new goats-only spa at beautiful Camp Ungulate! Soak up the sun as you're cradled between a pair of warm human thighs, enjoy the all-day dandelion buffet and let your cares slip away!

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's reading : "No tapping on glass, scares humans"

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat is that fluffy! She even has tufts of fluff between her toes.

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lauterbrunen, Stitzerland! VERY high on my bucket list!

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    Stacy S.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dudes, us gals usually can't control when our eggs come out.

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    Downunderdude
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If ballet is pronounced 'ballay', that must be a ferray.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My owner says I'm weird. This from a woman who nailed a garden gnome to a log"

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one in the middle posing like a model tho

    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friend growing up had a lot of Guinea pigs. I can HEAR this picture!

    over it already
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking this. Can you imagine the synchronous squeaking?!

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dramatic ginger pig on second step: "I gotta be me, I just gotta be me"

    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Avengers: Rise of the Guinea Pigs.

    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’ve heard of the cat lady right…

    Jods
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peruvian pick-your-own snack joint. Sorry!

    Kay blue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's one in every family.

    Thomas Ewing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is only two generations. The Von Trapp Family Squeakers!

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    Jack Peters
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're all in our places, with bright shiny faces!

    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww so cute. And I am surprised they all stayed still for the picture

    littlesaresare
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who once took a photo of twelve guinea pigs, I can guarantee you that there were 17495927 other attempts prior to this one.

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    Linda Roy
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My version of heaven 😍 but I can't have any because damn hubby is allergic ☹️

    Josh Coker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of these is not like the others....one of these things is all alone. not a clue which one.

    Mickie Shea
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cuddle Stairs are becoming popular in Guinea

    Aaron Smith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many pounds is 24 guineas equal too?

    Ece Cenker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That uncle Gerry second row from the top on the left, aaand, auntie Sally third from from top right in the middle. Those in between are my cousins, Hally, Berry, ....

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of them is... Deformed ?

    Casey B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rise up and make them notice you

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, let's see... I'll take the first and second in the bottom-row. The grey one in second(and his best friend. He looks like he needs one!). Brown mottled one on the third step (the last one from left to right) and cute white-face (first from left to right) from the last step. Thank you.

    Cheryl Korchak
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They made be lined up to be prepared for eating in Bolivia.

    Gail Nicholson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are exactly 6 guinea pigs per step...

    Toujin C'Thlu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The class of '21 at Guinea Pig High

    Keerthi Vardhan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh..So this is how they get their education..

    TheAnimalLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😻Actually Cavie groups are usually called "herds", but I prefer the lesser used "muddles"...no, not "muggles" (but that's how I remember the word😹).

    Elizabeth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is has the energy of a grade school class picture

    Grace and Lucy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't agree more. 1st row is very attentive and have self control mastered. 2nd row mostly attentive with a couple of students creating distractions. 3rd row mostly checked out 4th row still circulating the Martian planet without a clue as to where they are or how long they will be there.

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    Tiny Dancer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GP auditions for Hammy Hamster! Sweet childhood ref: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8f4y51qC6M&list=PLF28E9EAEF6F99029&index=211

    Sarah Sismey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like guinea pig parliament

    Devil's Advocate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hairy Plopper and the photograph of stones stairs

    Vaida Kuodytė
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone has collected them all

    Zena Marsh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Who suggested a family reunion?"

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww, lots of love are required to run this purrball

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    Mary Ellen McCarthy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So how's your day going? Everyone behaving themselves?

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yeah, he just sits there and ... watches... Where he's from? Oh I dont know... never really thought about it. Yeah he just sits and judges people from afar. Scares away annoying people though."

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    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    King of the world. My girl cat does this but then sometimes she needs help getting down.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why the hell are you taking a photo? You've never seen a cat reading a magazine before?"

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes, I'd love to pose for your arty optical illusion photo"

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When my owners told me I'd have my own bedroom in the new house I expected something...I dunno, cosier"

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, now he knows how sled dogs feel, trying to tow some dead weight hooman. Ha! Payback’s hell, ain’t it?

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