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Animals aren't always as majestic as wildlife photography contests depict them. Sometimes they look as derpy as me and you. And believe me, I wouldn't be saying such a thing if I didn't have any proof to back it up.

Enter Doggo Taxi. It's an Instagram account that shares random animal photos with no context whatsoever. Like cats helping their owner to puke. Or walruses highjacking a boat. Whatever you can't think of, Doggo Taxi has it. The best part, these pictures are strangely wholesome too. Continue scrolling and check them out yourself.

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Shona
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that is truly magical! this post needs more upvotes!

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    Shona
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg the doggo looks so happy! one upvote for the post = one boop for the doggo!

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    Of course, it's perfectly fine if every now and then you photograph your pet goofing around. A bigger problem would be if all of your shots came out, say, blurry and overexposed.

    But just like we hire photographers to immortalize some of our most important events — such as weddings and birthday anniversaries — we can also book a professional to capture the pretty side of our pets. Or the bond we share with our animals.

    "I started off as a wedding & portrait photographer and added pet photography to my business about 10 years ago after realizing there was a need for a specialist producing high-quality images of pets," Phil Lord, a UK-based photographer working around Lancashire, told Bored Panda. "I love animals and in photographing them I believe I had found my niche and dream job."

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wild cat: "Please be my slave hooman! Pretty please!"

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    As with all subjects, there are challenges working with animals. Maybe even more so. Photographers can't have a conversation with them and explain precisely what they're going for.

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    "The trickiest part of the whole process for me personally is gaining the pets' trust and attention," Phil Lord said.

    If the photographer could give pet owners a few pieces of advice to quickly take their images to another level, they would be to "use natural light and get down low and take the pictures from the pet's eye level. Above all, have patience!"

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    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this shot!! This is how to care for mans best friend. Niiiice

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "One day Susan, I swear i will suffocate you in your sleep."

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    Nor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's ready to hit the road with his jacket and backpack

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    Shona
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA! the pot of gold XD

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *In David Attenborough's voice* Oh deer, it seems that Mikey have found a new dear friend. What are your thoughts on him?

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What are you looking at, you bitch?"

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all have that one friend who helps with our hangover.

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    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donkeys are great guardians for sheep and goat herds.

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat of the Lillies, coming to IMAX soon.

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    Seán Baron
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nature is healing!

    Nikole
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he looks at you like you're the crazy one for taking a picture

    Kinslee Hager
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk why but the first thing I noticed was the husky on the sign

    Candia Lee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's in the top left, where left-to-right readers look first. It's red on white, so it stands out from the predominant dark. If you're phone scrolling, it's the first recognizable/important thing you see.

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    Daniel Atkins
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either it is Halloween or someone lost in their fantasy Football league.

    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it’s 96.9 degrees out, he is no doubt sweltering in those clothes or that thermometer is waaaaaay off!

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think its the price of gas. Husky is a Canadian energy company that owns a chain of convenience stores to sell its own product. That was about the price per liter in April.

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    Nevi Løvfelt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are Puss in Boots. I know he hide somewhere, looking after delicious female cats.

    Terry Tobias
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's something you don't see every day.

    Michigan Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    something something....you make and ass of you and me.

    TheAnimalLady
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you assume something, you make an a s s out of you & me... ass.u.me.

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    Al Reilly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $.96.9 for gas Where is this??

    Amaranthim Talon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a typical day. Nothing to see here. Move along...

    M3era
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did Shrek dye his hands pink? Or is he wearing pink gloves??

    PeachPossum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will stay up late, swapping manly stories and in the morning, they'll make waffles.

    LegendYak
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had a donkey, I'd do this

    Jack Peters
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hee Haw, and yes, this is my ass!

    Cicimelia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyday life here in Canada, eh?

    Dorothy Cloud
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa, how I wish gas prices were that low right now.......

    Mrs S
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Photoshop

    Starlee87
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the aliens accidently opened up their saucer and fell out.

    HarryPotterSquad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno have anything better to say but OMG SHREK!!!

    Mewregaurd Hissyfit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA!!!!!!! If I had a hundred bucks to spare, I'd give it to him!!!

    R Carson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would love to have seen that in person.

    Marilyn Holt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There must be a good back story.

    Valerie Anne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop me if you've heard this one...

    Analyn Lahr
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but what at that convenience store (I'm guessing) costs 96.90 and what monetary system is it?

    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The things people will do for a husky reward

    HardTruths
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    Always knew Donkey was an a**-kisser... 😂

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lizard knows what he ate and is proud of it.

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    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog Art. Environmentally friendly

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    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a cat who couldn't sleep at night without his stuffed goat toy. He would lick it and cuddle it

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the new goats-only spa at beautiful Camp Ungulate! Soak up the sun as you're cradled between a pair of warm human thighs, enjoy the all-day dandelion buffet and let your cares slip away!

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's reading : "No tapping on glass, scares humans"

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat is that fluffy! She even has tufts of fluff between her toes.

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lauterbrunen, Stitzerland! VERY high on my bucket list!

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    Stacy S.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dudes, us gals usually can't control when our eggs come out.

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    Downunderdude
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If ballet is pronounced 'ballay', that must be a ferray.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My owner says I'm weird. This from a woman who nailed a garden gnome to a log"

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one in the middle posing like a model tho

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww, lots of love are required to run this purrball

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    Mary Ellen McCarthy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So how's your day going? Everyone behaving themselves?

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yeah, he just sits there and ... watches... Where he's from? Oh I dont know... never really thought about it. Yeah he just sits and judges people from afar. Scares away annoying people though."

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    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    King of the world. My girl cat does this but then sometimes she needs help getting down.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why the hell are you taking a photo? You've never seen a cat reading a magazine before?"

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes, I'd love to pose for your arty optical illusion photo"

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When my owners told me I'd have my own bedroom in the new house I expected something...I dunno, cosier"

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, now he knows how sled dogs feel, trying to tow some dead weight hooman. Ha! Payback’s hell, ain’t it?

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