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Animals aren't always as majestic as wildlife photography contests depict them. Sometimes they look as derpy as me and you. And believe me, I wouldn't be saying such a thing if I didn't have any proof to back it up.

Enter Doggo Taxi. It's an Instagram account that shares random animal photos with no context whatsoever. Like cats helping their owner to puke. Or walruses highjacking a boat. Whatever you can't think of, Doggo Taxi has it. The best part, these pictures are strangely wholesome too. Continue scrolling and check them out yourself.

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Shona
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that is truly magical! this post needs more upvotes!

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    Shona
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg the doggo looks so happy! one upvote for the post = one boop for the doggo!

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    Of course, it's perfectly fine if every now and then you photograph your pet goofing around. A bigger problem would be if all of your shots came out, say, blurry and overexposed.

    But just like we hire photographers to immortalize some of our most important events — such as weddings and birthday anniversaries — we can also book a professional to capture the pretty side of our pets. Or the bond we share with our animals.

    "I started off as a wedding & portrait photographer and added pet photography to my business about 10 years ago after realizing there was a need for a specialist producing high-quality images of pets," Phil Lord, a UK-based photographer working around Lancashire, told Bored Panda. "I love animals and in photographing them I believe I had found my niche and dream job."

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wild cat: "Please be my slave hooman! Pretty please!"

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    As with all subjects, there are challenges working with animals. Maybe even more so. Photographers can't have a conversation with them and explain precisely what they're going for.

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    "The trickiest part of the whole process for me personally is gaining the pets' trust and attention," Phil Lord said.

    If the photographer could give pet owners a few pieces of advice to quickly take their images to another level, they would be to "use natural light and get down low and take the pictures from the pet's eye level. Above all, have patience!"

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    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this shot!! This is how to care for mans best friend. Niiiice

    Devil's Advocate
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    Surely how to overheat mans best friend? It's already got the fire and doesn't look a cold evening?

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    HardTruths
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When you have seen the world like me, you too can be as wise as I am" - Master Shifu Doggo-san

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He look like he's in New Zealand patiently waiting for Samwise to finish the rabbit stew.

    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the well-dressed dog wears outdoors.

    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude clearly has a side quest for us.

    FearReaper
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I see you have come to tempt fate, my friend." -Jacket Dog 2021

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    Night Owl
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd add a stick with a marshmallow ... or with a hot dog

    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When they said 'We're taking you glamping" this isn't what I had in mind"

    Smita Samel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love this pic coz i love to be cozy

    Katy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love whoever did this

    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere, I have a picture of a little dog in a polo shirt. It was freezing at the campsite, dog whined whenever we put him in the car or the wind, and the only item of clothing that would stay on the little dog was a polo shirt belonging to the smallest woman present! Nice solid fabric, sleeves short enough to fit his legs...

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    Jerry Cynova
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope my humans let me keep this coat. mc

    Sarah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could spend all day making up short stories about this photo.

    Michigan Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude made a fire? that is a very self sufficient, very good doggo...

    Pup_Fluffy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that me on cold days, so cute!

    Pa4040
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah , young traveler. Come, warm yourself by the fire and hear my tale

    Sean Harrison
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You may pass, if you answer me these questions three."

    Me
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brrrrr. It looks very cold.

    Eppe
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just an inch away from attaining enlightenment by the looks of it

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "One day Susan, I swear i will suffocate you in your sleep."

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    Nor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's ready to hit the road with his jacket and backpack

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    Shona
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA! the pot of gold XD

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *In David Attenborough's voice* Oh deer, it seems that Mikey have found a new dear friend. What are your thoughts on him?

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What are you looking at, you bitch?"

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all have that one friend who helps with our hangover.

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    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donkeys are great guardians for sheep and goat herds.

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat of the Lillies, coming to IMAX soon.

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lizard knows what he ate and is proud of it.

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    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog Art. Environmentally friendly

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    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a cat who couldn't sleep at night without his stuffed goat toy. He would lick it and cuddle it

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the new goats-only spa at beautiful Camp Ungulate! Soak up the sun as you're cradled between a pair of warm human thighs, enjoy the all-day dandelion buffet and let your cares slip away!

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's reading : "No tapping on glass, scares humans"

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat is that fluffy! She even has tufts of fluff between her toes.

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lauterbrunen, Stitzerland! VERY high on my bucket list!

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    Stacy S.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dudes, us gals usually can't control when our eggs come out.

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    Downunderdude
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If ballet is pronounced 'ballay', that must be a ferray.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My owner says I'm weird. This from a woman who nailed a garden gnome to a log"

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one in the middle posing like a model tho

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww, lots of love are required to run this purrball

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    Mary Ellen McCarthy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So how's your day going? Everyone behaving themselves?

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yeah, he just sits there and ... watches... Where he's from? Oh I dont know... never really thought about it. Yeah he just sits and judges people from afar. Scares away annoying people though."

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    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    King of the world. My girl cat does this but then sometimes she needs help getting down.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why the hell are you taking a photo? You've never seen a cat reading a magazine before?"

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes, I'd love to pose for your arty optical illusion photo"

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When my owners told me I'd have my own bedroom in the new house I expected something...I dunno, cosier"

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, now he knows how sled dogs feel, trying to tow some dead weight hooman. Ha! Payback’s hell, ain’t it?

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