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Animals aren't always as majestic as wildlife photography contests depict them. Sometimes they look as derpy as me and you. And believe me, I wouldn't be saying such a thing if I didn't have any proof to back it up.

Enter Doggo Taxi. It's an Instagram account that shares random animal photos with no context whatsoever. Like cats helping their owner to puke. Or walruses highjacking a boat. Whatever you can't think of, Doggo Taxi has it. The best part, these pictures are strangely wholesome too. Continue scrolling and check them out yourself.

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Shona
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that is truly magical! this post needs more upvotes!

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    Shona
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg the doggo looks so happy! one upvote for the post = one boop for the doggo!

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    Of course, it's perfectly fine if every now and then you photograph your pet goofing around. A bigger problem would be if all of your shots came out, say, blurry and overexposed.

    But just like we hire photographers to immortalize some of our most important events — such as weddings and birthday anniversaries — we can also book a professional to capture the pretty side of our pets. Or the bond we share with our animals.

    "I started off as a wedding & portrait photographer and added pet photography to my business about 10 years ago after realizing there was a need for a specialist producing high-quality images of pets," Phil Lord, a UK-based photographer working around Lancashire, told Bored Panda. "I love animals and in photographing them I believe I had found my niche and dream job."

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wild cat: "Please be my slave hooman! Pretty please!"

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    As with all subjects, there are challenges working with animals. Maybe even more so. Photographers can't have a conversation with them and explain precisely what they're going for.

    "The trickiest part of the whole process for me personally is gaining the pets' trust and attention," Phil Lord said.

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    If the photographer could give pet owners a few pieces of advice to quickly take their images to another level, they would be to "use natural light and get down low and take the pictures from the pet's eye level. Above all, have patience!"

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    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this shot!! This is how to care for mans best friend. Niiiice

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "One day Susan, I swear i will suffocate you in your sleep."

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    Nor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's ready to hit the road with his jacket and backpack

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    Shona
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA! the pot of gold XD

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *In David Attenborough's voice* Oh deer, it seems that Mikey have found a new dear friend. What are your thoughts on him?

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What are you looking at, you bitch?"

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    Hannah Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slightly sinister. Like The Birds, but with llamas.

    Watching
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No drama from these llamas.

    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We attack at first light.

    k1ddkanuck
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't spit until you see the whites of their eyes...

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    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Odd manner of slowing traffic, but if it works, it works

    Aisling Allan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the weirdest Silent Hill game I've played.

    AspieGirl88
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That game is definitely pant-pissingly terrifying, LOL. I get so creeped out by the “air screamers”, especially the ones which silently wait for you in the mist, looking like grounded gargoyles! And omg, the Grey Children with blades instead of fingers!! 😱💀😂

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    Moannnaaaa
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello, 911? We're being held hostage by a buch of llamas.

    Pau Tea
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Traffic at a standstill due to fog.

    Paradise
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didnt the llama cross the road?

    jevais
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warmth from the pavement maybe?

    AspieGirl88
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alpaca bag ... because that mist looks ominous! 💀😂

    Maureen Peters
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess, what or who they waiting for?

    Sue Clasen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, Ticlio or the surroundings

    Zella Haesche
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's just wait for the fog to lift. I can't see my way around this.

    David Butler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Llama Simulator: Silent Hill Edition

    Glynna Bowood
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Partly foggy with a chance of Lamas.

    Dorothy Cloud
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, they know better than to travel in the fog!!

    Sapna Sarfare
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spooky and fun at the same time... What if they are thinking of world domination?

    Mewregaurd Hissyfit
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many llama farts, you can't even see!!!

    Sheila Stamey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't Stephen King write a short story about this????

    Michigan Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (are they waiting for Chosen One to be announced? shud i worry?)

    Michigan Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no wait. at the end...doesn't the army show up right after the most stable llama kills his kids and an innocent bystander?

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    Shelby Jackson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be very creepy if you had just woken up from a coma and walked outside a'la Rick Grimes in the first episode of the Walking Dead

    hellomynameisT
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is this? I want to go there now

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all have that one friend who helps with our hangover.

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    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donkeys are great guardians for sheep and goat herds.

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat of the Lillies, coming to IMAX soon.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lizard knows what he ate and is proud of it.

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    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog Art. Environmentally friendly

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    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a cat who couldn't sleep at night without his stuffed goat toy. He would lick it and cuddle it

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the new goats-only spa at beautiful Camp Ungulate! Soak up the sun as you're cradled between a pair of warm human thighs, enjoy the all-day dandelion buffet and let your cares slip away!

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's reading : "No tapping on glass, scares humans"

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat is that fluffy! She even has tufts of fluff between her toes.

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lauterbrunen, Stitzerland! VERY high on my bucket list!

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    Stacy S.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dudes, us gals usually can't control when our eggs come out.

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    Downunderdude
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If ballet is pronounced 'ballay', that must be a ferray.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My owner says I'm weird. This from a woman who nailed a garden gnome to a log"

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one in the middle posing like a model tho

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww, lots of love are required to run this purrball

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    Mary Ellen McCarthy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So how's your day going? Everyone behaving themselves?

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yeah, he just sits there and ... watches... Where he's from? Oh I dont know... never really thought about it. Yeah he just sits and judges people from afar. Scares away annoying people though."

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    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    King of the world. My girl cat does this but then sometimes she needs help getting down.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why the hell are you taking a photo? You've never seen a cat reading a magazine before?"

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes, I'd love to pose for your arty optical illusion photo"

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When my owners told me I'd have my own bedroom in the new house I expected something...I dunno, cosier"

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, now he knows how sled dogs feel, trying to tow some dead weight hooman. Ha! Payback’s hell, ain’t it?

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