Nobody Asked: 30 Times People Just Had To Butt In With Their Stories
Interview With ExpertFolks have to be careful with what and how they practice their freedom of speech online.
No, it’s not because of hate speech or the like—that’s usually tackled by upstanding netizens who shut down trolls pretty quickly.
There’s a much worse fate, and that is that nobody honestly cares because nobody asked. In fact, the level of not caring is so little, there’s an entire online group dedicated to calling out instances of it. If you care, that is.
Bored Panda also reached out to writer and researcher Julian Stodd to learn more about niche communities online.
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Why Do You Bother?
How obsessed do you have to be with trans people to divert from something so legit cool to transphobic BS? Scribble dude must think about trans folk like 24/7. He probably dreams about trans people. If someone offered him a slice of pizza, he'd say something about trans people. Probably has the depth of character of an NPC in an '80s video game. "I'm sorry Mario, but our princess used to be a he."
Excellent and funny post, Ray. The same point could be made about people who are obsessed with immigrants or other disadvantaged groups.
Load More Replies..."Every cell in their body is male. And vice versa." Every male in their body is cell?
When I used to live in Nevada AKA the desert there was a little patch of grass behind a bus stop like this cuz there was no freaking way it would ever exist without the Air con leaking away from it
So life is like a box of chocolates, and transpeople are like train track plants. What a phenomenal logic! /Sarcasm off
Well, the analogy fits. Trans people can thrive in a usually hostile environment (which the society at large is) only when they happen to find support and safety in it.
Load More Replies...So BP cencors every other word in fear they might offend someone or make the page not family friendly, but blatant transphobia is just "unhinged, bizarre or just downright funny" and could in no way possible have any adverse effects? 🙄
Lemon Cheesecake Is One Of My Favourite Desserts
I laughed too. I think because both of those bits of information are along the lines of 'that's' nice but who asked?'
Load More Replies...you this is exactly what its like to have ADHD you will be talking with someone about something and then come out with something completely unrelated
I'm not big on lemon. If it's going to be fruit flavored, I'd like strawberry or peach, please.
Load More Replies...Well Damn
This is most likely her standard comment on every single post. She wants everyone to know, over and over, because if she's suffering, everyone else should be too.
Geeze!Or she's upset and looking for comfort. Her comment is not in anyway pushing suffering on anyone else. Or her wanting others to suffer too. There's a difference between misery loves company and going through misery and wanting comforting from others.
Load More Replies...Sometimes you just feel like screaming into the void. I've been there. I usually make them OPs instead of comments though.
They’re going to make sure everybody knows! If this sh*t happened to me, I’d plaster it everywhere too.
So, there’s this online group called r/NobodyAsked with a supplementary tagline of “Who Cares?” which thrives on people’s unsolicited mouthiness.
It’s a subreddit that’s aimed at pointing out all the times people were never asked anything, yet still explained far too much.
I Remember When I Asked It Was June 4th 1976
Well, one of the developer's "game" was good enough to score OP's wife.
Load More Replies...Probably could have paid for the game, left the review, then get a refund. You can do that within a certain time frame.
I wouldn't buy that game, so that review worked (or would have, if I knew what game it came from)...
This is an awesome review because it lets the consumer know it's UNLIKELY they will experience the same problems the user had.
Ahhhh now I see how to make money as a game developer. I wonder how sore I'm gonna be once I earn enough purchases to pay rent.
Ok, I Didn’t Really Ask Tho
Yes, how dare you talk about cookies. Truly the most insensitive comment I've ever seen
My Mom couldn't even afford her drugs and alcohol, so what a rude thing to flaunt your mom's access to the good stuff!
I am getting Monty Python's Four Yorkshiremen vibes here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEIApUNVBKg Edit: Found it subtitled
Love Monty Python. Guess, walking in the snow for 5 miles one way, uphill, during a heavy blizzard - to go to school - with a very thin jacket with holes and barefooted, is pale in comparison to what they had to go through 🤣 Thanks for sharing the link.
Load More Replies...My mom did bake good cookies. I love chocolate chip, but her molasses cookies were out of this world.
Try to be more insensitive those of us who had to share the planet with our mom's molasses cookies. I couldn't send my mom's into outer space. I couldn't even launch them past the front lawn. (kidding - enjoy!)
Load More Replies...Bro. WTF are you even talking about? How does your mother have anything to do with their mother? That has pretty much nothing to do with other person's post. If you have nothing nice to say, don't f*cking say it.
Ok Man
December is the last month of the year??? Inconceivable! /s
You keep using that word...I do not think it means what you think it means
Load More Replies...Don't take this so seriously. This is a joke post about Corvette owners. Uber doesn't allow 2 door vehicles to be used for ridesharing.
And he's using it to drive for Uber? Not sure I'd want to get in that car. Only people I've ever met who brag about their possessions like that are coke heads.
My kid told me Lamborghini had gone full automatic and I didn't believe him, so I checked their website... there hasn't been a manual Lambo since 2014. Tears may have been shed.
Load More Replies...What does it say about your life that you're driving around a rare Corvette to deliver food.
Well technically, from 1984 model year onward. Before that, it was St Louis MO. No 'Vette was ever made in Ohio. FWIW, there was no 1983 model year.
Load More Replies...The community was first introduced to Reddit in September of 2017. Since then, it has amassed 377,000 members.
As with most Reddit communities, there are a handful of rules set out, which are pretty much standard, but the fun part is the flairs: there’s SAD, What?, We will ban, and Kind of Asked. I always find those amusing, it sets a great dynamic for the subreddit.
Someone Please Go Get Him
Invite them along for an innocent night drive and turn up the sensual music as you enter the field? I was mortified one time we were driving through a nature route and we had to pull into a lay by for me to vomit (coz of my medication) only to realise we'd pulled into a spot where actual dogging was taking place there and then.
Load More Replies...Maybe he’s a gangbanger type who forgot his punctuation. “We have someone, dog! White, male poodle. 😡 Come and get it. ☠️’
Lol I read it similar. Didn't notice your post till I replied above.
Load More Replies...If you buy that thing do not complain when you have to hire a small person psychic to help you search your child in the other side of the Veil (if you know the movie you are old, as I am :) . And the poodle too. There, I made a post almost as weird as the white male poodle reply
Punctuation?: We have some. One, Dawg. White male. Poodle, come and get it.
Customer: Can I have a lemon cheesecake? Me: good choice, lemon cheesecake is my favourite dessert too!
This one has been the best for me so far. I'm challenged and don't understand several of the ones above me.
Uh, trying to make a funny meme here. Nobody care's about your little dog problem.
This Belong Here
Am I the only one who is getting escaped prisoner vibes from this guy
It's the clothes-- they took closely resemble the orange jumpsuit.
Load More Replies...This would be a reason to follow your uncle online [not into the bathroom]
Okay I think this one is kinda funny. Me and my sister mess with each other like this all the time. BUT, we just message each other. We don't put it on our public social media pages. That part is a bit much, lol.
On A Post About Self Improvement
That's some serious Richard (BP doesn't let us use the nickname for that name) measuring contest.
I'm in my 30s and a avid reader I laughed at this at the same time knowing there always someone who's probably read more than me . Point being it shouldn't be a d**k measuring contest grow up people
So out of those thousands you've read maybe five, but thoroughly? Got it.
I'd say, being hubristic. Or, maybe it's just pop-up books that he read.
Load More Replies...Books are like the years of our lives: over a certain number it's only the quality and not the quantity that matters.
I'm not sure about that. I've read so much "great literature" over the years. But I honestly slogged through so much of it. Now I read a lot of trash. And we still learn about other people through stuff that's badly written. Being unable to express yourself in a well constructed sentence, alliteration, or iambic pentameter does not mean that you do not have a great point to make.
Load More Replies...Now this guy is a douche. Many people don't even read anymore. 700 is a lot these days. Let the guy enjoy reading, man.
Bored Panda reached out to writer, researcher and the captain at Sea Salt Learning, Julian Stodd. Julian helps individuals and organizations alike to get fit for the Social Age, a concept that Julian defined as a map that pinpoints the twelve aspects and factors defining our world in terms of societies, communities and organizations.
On A Video About Winemaking
Jesus would probably have enjoyed a grape break. I mean, who wouldn't?
Load More Replies...As a Christian this is extremely annoying I’m trying to watch a video and people are like “JESUS IS KING!” And I’m like I agree but it’s not relevant 🙄
Dude this s*** is so common on YouTube and it annoys me so much. Like STFU take it to some group or church.
Does Jesus taste like fresh grapes when I eat him? Will I be given a new Jesus to eat everyday? If not, I am not interested
He probably tasted like pork, which Jews aren't supposed to eat.
Load More Replies...Please consider the Mahabarata is true and Krishna will save you. Please consider the Buddhist texts are true and Buddha will save you, and so on and so forth....there just are not enough years available in any life to sort all this out, let's just live instead, how about that?
Please consider the the flying spaghetti Monster is real and his noodly appendage will save you.
Load More Replies...No. Only the soles of those who crush them by stomping on them in vats.
Load More Replies...Usually wine grapes are NOT good eating grapes. Even without godbotherers.
I was on board with eating fresh grapes, but this Jesus fellow seems mighty suspicious.
Why Are People Like This?
It's nice of the second poster to share how much he had in common with his siblings.
Ouch! Not cool. Those -10 points on whatever platform this is, were well deserved.
....I have problems because I kinda thought the comment was funny...
Okay...? That person can leave now. No one needs their comments.
Relevant Lotr Question
So, 2 people of the same gender can't be friends or it's gay? But 2 people of opposite genders can't be friends because it's sexual? Ffs, this is tedious.
As a simian with close long term friendships with members of both sexes it appears that I am a gay oversexualized hetero-monkey.
Load More Replies...And you spelled Tolkien wrong you homophobic marshmallow nincompoop
Tolkien also left a bunch of very strange notes regarding these two (they are easy to find on Google), leading to the conclusion that we can't really say whether he was looking at gay couples for reference or if it's really just a friendship based on mutual respect. Everyone has to make their own decision.
It was very much influenced by the 2 world wars, and cameraderie between men. There were many very close intense relationships with no hint of a sexual element. I have several very close friends, and it's very irritating that close male friendship, once only found in war movies, or war aftermath movies is still not being portrayed regularly. Or only in vacuous ""bro" relationships.
Load More Replies...Someone not understanding that fanfiction is FICTION and what the author would have thought about you making two fictional characters smooch in a fan story is completely irrelevant. Especially since Tolkien is dead and definitely won't be reading it.
I love the use of the word "colleagues" there. It's technically correct, but also very funny to imagine Legolas and Gimli in suits and ties having a chat at the water cooler.
"oh sauron, we've got that board meeting with the ents today and my presentation is a mess."
Load More Replies...Good grief, I absolutely do not like MxM fanfiction, but why would I give a flying duck if someone portrays them that way. Let them be lovers, let them be brothers, let them be frenemies, heck let them be two green alien shapeshifters secretly observing Middle Earth and its inhabitants for their alien university final examination. It doesn’t hurt anyone.
One can be both a Christian and not homophobic. One can be a Christian and accept Evolutionary Theory. They do exist...I promise...it's just they aren't obnoxious, overbearing, and loud, so you won't notice them as much.
... glad to see we're no longer hung up on interracial relationships ...
Julian explains that niche communities online are strong because they redefine what a conversation is: “Spaces like ‘Nobody Asked’ thrive because they change the rules that govern the conversation. In our everyday lives, we may feel that we need to conform to certain ‘ways of being’ to conversational norms.”
“But in these odd corners of the Internet, we can see that it’s OK to just let go—and so we do. You can have conversations that, in your day job, may be frowned upon or laughed at, but here it’s all OK. And sometimes it’s nice to be your authentically weird self.”
A Review On A Recipe
This person is a trip! "Subbed honey with agave nectar because I'm a Millennial." LOL!
You could always just get some tupperware? That's not exclusive to Brooklyn Heights. Just marinade, shut the lid and carry?
Well, you should just invite your boyfriend over and you can get marinated all day long so you'll be ready for him to eat in the evening. Or did I misunderstand something?
This was def a deliberate passive aggressive way to make sure bf knows she is not moving in with him under the rouse of "just shop talk"
Load More Replies...Please don't use agave nectar instead of honey. While bees do not mind responsible beekeepers and will leave if they feel the hive is uninhabitable, bats rely on agave plants as a food source.
Subbed relevant information with rambling incoherent statement because I'm a Millennial.
Honestly, not as egregious as others on this list. The substitution and reduced time worked out well apparently. Good on them.
I’m Sure This Delivery Driver Means Well, But Wow
That driver has the inner spirit of a Golden Retriever waiting for walkies.
Plot twist: he’s actually two golden retrievers in a trench coat.
Load More Replies...Please please please please pretty pretty pleeeeeeeeeease with a cherry on top
Load More Replies...You mean "THAT 👆👆👁️👆🔝💢 IS 💢WAY❗WAY❗ WAY 💫💤💫💥💢💤💤 TOO 💯😱 MUCH 🚫🛑✋✋"?
Load More Replies...They were waiting at the restaurant for the second order to be ready. Still wouldn't change my tip amount though lol.
Load More Replies...I don't think I'd open the door for this one. Seems like someone who thinks he's in a relationship with you after you looked at him twice by accident.
I ordered the second order. Guess what? It was a lemon cheesecake!
*grabs cheesecake and zooms away*
Load More Replies...What A Sensitive, Well-Thought-Out Reply
As opposed to “lmao dumbasses and their smartphones 🤣”, the average response by people on this website, which is the height of sensitivity?
Stupid deaths have been a feature of human history from the start.
Load More Replies...Guess the phone didn't drop down very far and was undamaged. He must have been really unlucky climbing after it.
Load More Replies...I went hiking in a place similar. I didnt like the bathrooms on the trail, they smelled.
Try the bathrooms at South Mountain Park in Phoenix. Hot s***. The aroma stays in your nostrils til the next day.
Load More Replies...Either the phone was found and retrieved later. Or the photo was able to be downloaded from the cloud storage.
Load More Replies...How can we see the photo taken with his phone if he dropped it afterwards, and died trying to retrieve it?
Julian continues: “Of course, there is a downside to this: whilst some of these conversations and communities are fun, others are not. The behavior of other people can create a space where people explore ideas, language, stories that are unpleasant, divisive, and dangerous. It’s the same thing at work: we judge our safety largely on how others behave, which is a way of understanding how riots start.”
On A Video Of A Guy Pulling A Prank On His Younger Brother
If I say, "I am the older brother." in a comment on this post, am I taking this theme to the third level?
I don't know. 🤔 You'd be staying in topic, so probably not. But if you replied "I am the older sister" instead...
Load More Replies...These people are just sad. Like man, not having family members really messes with some people..
Amazon LEGO Set Review
LEGO. The destroyer of relationships (and bare feet) and kindling for new passions.TIFIFY
Load More Replies...I've reviewed things I've bought on Amazon mentioning my now disability. Things such as gloves, how they grip the handles of my crutches etc, plus things that could help others with doing various cleaning chores... I've wondered if I've over shared in the past
Perhaps you shouldn't have started with Lego Brothel in Rosenstrasse?
"Turns out, Lego pieces are much tougher to put together while blinking back tears. HIGHLY recommended!"
Why Bother Even Posting Anything At All?
Can we all take a moment to appreciate the censorship here please
If you’ve been on the internet, or even just on Bored Panda, long enough, you’ll know that pretty much anything online can turn into a community, or at the very least a following. Even concepts like apathy—something that Nobody Asked kinda sorta nods at.
“In my work on the Social Age, I describe the ‘rise of community’ as one of the key changes transforming our social reality,” elaborates Julian. “Today we are radically connected, across many different technologies, in many different spaces. There is not ‘reconciliation’ that happens. We can literally be a different ‘self’ in a different ‘community’ every hour of the day.”
Spotted One While Watching A Video On Self-Defense Shootings…
Do you ever get the feeling that some people just need to talk and nobody will listen so they're going to put it in the weirdest place possible.
Lol so I don't know where this guy lives but openly carrying around a blade longer than 5-6 inches most places will get you arrested.
The part where they said "In case anyone cares" was like the most obvious way to say "I'm about to brag about something dumb" ever
I googled it, I think he is talking about a MMORPG called Monumenta https://monumentammo.fandom.com/wiki/Rosethorn_Blade . Can I publish a url or do you always have to copy paste it?
What Does That Have Anything To Do With This? Lmaooo
Sounds like a pretty good hustle, but why should it be restricted to newlyweds? Anyone can buy a box of cheap wedding invitations. Oh, and lemon cheesecake.
On A Post About Looking Like A Pokemon Character
I saw the sun come up this morning and my mom doesnt like sunrises due to my dad liking Aircraft carriers. But he does like rye. Mom isnt too happy about that but I have to go to the bathroom now because i had prunes. Why do fly swatters have hundreds of holes in the flat part? I was thinking Im going to go to the lego store later and maybe go swimming because I need a bath.
Load More Replies...It was raining hard but now it has stopped. I love yellow kiwi fruit but not the green ones. Want to buy a puppy?
You've convinced me, yes I want to buy a puppy. Speaking of puppies, did you know strawberries taste like strawberries?
Load More Replies...Julian continues: “So, a community could be based on apathy. Indeed, I would be surprised if there are not many such spaces already in existence. Maybe you just turn up, and don’t bother to comment on anything."
Julian does note a nuance in such communities, though: communities might form with a shared interest, but they can also form in opposition to things. In fact, opposition is an easier force to create (“look at politics”). So, forming a community around, say, apathy, is possible, but forming a counter community that points at the former and says it’s stupid might work out even better.
We Definitely Asked For That
That's kind weird you call your left hand your 'girlfriend' but you do you. I've never understood people like this- they are apparently too 'cool/busy/insert whatever to do something but they still seek out videos or groups of said thing.
That's not fair to the OP. His left hand could be the one that's typing.
Load More Replies...Yes, and us Minecraft players are cubes deep, what's your point?/s
It always kills me when people go on Reddit to unironically say they have a life because they don't bother with [whatever thing].
Yet you found the time to go on random reddit videos and comment. You must not last that long in bed.
...Meanwhile the guy who replied gets dumped by his girlfriend for being online while being "balls deep inside" her... Oh well...
They Were Talking About Overwatch Currency… This Dude Brought It To A Personal Level For No Reason
1900 game gold. What game? I dunno. How come unicorns arent ridden by jockeys at horse races? I got a new computer last week. Do you have a physical mail address? I want to send you a drawing Ive worked on for months. YOu seem like a nice person.
Load More Replies...Congrats Mate
My favorite type of comments - people on the internet complaining that other people spend too much time on the internet
The rest of the internet is not equivalent to Tik Tok p
Load More Replies...Lemon cheesecake is my very favorite kind of dessert.
Load More Replies...And the impact of such niche communities should not be understated. Julian explains that online communities provide a space to explore ideas, build new meaning, and create new vocabularies.
“I think that they fundamentally change our experience of what it is to be human—in many ways carrying us beyond our legacy boundaries of ‘country’, and notions of ‘citizenship’, which were largely defined by geography, transport technology, and whoever controlled the airwaves,” added Julian. “Today, you can be a member of many different—weird and wonderful—communities around the world, and find real value in them.”
Saw This I. Another Group. Seem To Really Fit Here
She divorced him, because he couldn’t stop bringing up completely unrelated topics.
Load More Replies...I bet Liz is Don's ex, she's rubbing his face in it! Liz is my kind of people.
Wait- So did they divorce because she wouldn't show them how to cook because they couldn't? The comment was kind of funny NGL.
It didn't get five stars, that's the rating he gave the recipe.
Load More Replies...Me_irl
I don't like when people say that because I tend to spout random facts and knowledge at times, and I don't know it just annoys me
Did you know that Amoebas can create little houses for themselves using single grains of sand? 👍😃 (Sorry, had to!!! I found that out yesterday! 😄)
Load More Replies...Thanks Patti
And I make a really good lemon cheesecake (edit: spelling)
If they are homemade, how do they transport them to the 'Fresh Grocer' then?
Jeff the janitor has a cot in the back, so technically it's somebody's home
Load More Replies...No true Italian woman would EVER buy store made meatballs. That's just absurd.
Hi, Nancy Pelosi would like a word ;) (and my apologies, if you are not from U.S. that is a famous politician here, former speaker of our House of Representatives and the first Italian-American woman to hold the position)
Load More Replies...He continued: “In my research on identity, we see people using these spaces to deliberately separate out and explore aspects of their ‘self’. Of course this can be both a good and a bad thing: without a breadth of opinions, without the opportunity to come up for air, people can get swept into fantasies and narrow perspectives that become toxic or tragic.”
“On the plus side, these niche communities permeate ideas into the wider society, may even form the foundations of the social movements that we need, for greater social justice and accountability—I mean, it’s a long way from a nerdy community on apathy to changing the world, but ideas have a way of spreading…”
“Or maybe there’s a more human and small-scale answer: it can be fun. If it brings a smile to your face, and to one other, then perhaps it’s worth it.”
They Were Talking About Watches…
By looking at these I've learned that trying to advance a conversation through saying random things, although it works in real life, does not work very well when you're online. Which reminds me-
I hate when my watch leaves me for another wrist.
Hmm, that looks like a deep scratch. Did you try rubbing some dirt in it?
On A Psychology Video Of The Harry Harlow Monkey Trials
Omg I didn't even notice. Seems so much weirder.now that I do.
Load More Replies...I know this may be me doing exactly what the article is making fun of, but I have to say it. Those experiments were sickeningly cruel. The monkeys used—-or rather, shamefully abused—-were permanently damaged, psychologically, and had to be put down when the research was ended. There are better alternatives to this kind of cruelty in the name of science.
I'm almost certain that reading that comment is exactly what an aneurism feels like.
How many times did they say I or me or my before and/or after saying they would stop?
That's Crazy But Who Asked
Real estate bros are the worst. I have more respect for the people who BUILT that "Multi-million" dollar house than the jackass in a cheap suit who sold it. Also good on OP for spending time with his family instead of greasing the wheels of capitalism with worker's blood.
He didnt say house. It could be a house, a deal, a solar simulator, etc.
Load More Replies...I would like to point out that the first comment got 666 likes. How dare he enjoy time with his brother
Ate seven lemon cheesecakes in two weeks. 0 regrets, would do it again
"Seven days to day", "8 days to close a multi-million dollar". What a difference a day makes!
I'm not a gamer, so I don't understand how they can take two weeks to play a 7-Day game.
Game time usually doesn't pass at the same rate as real time, and also they probably weren't playing it 24/7. :) In some games a whole in-game day passes in maybe half an hour e.g. so growing a plant or waiting for events that happen at sunset doesn't force you to just sit around doing nothing. I don't think it happens as often the other way, but it might. I know on TV you always get like "Oh no! We have 60 seconds to do this thing!" and then 3 minutes of dialogue, so it probably happens sometimes. But also if the game takes exactly 7 days * 24 hours per day, then I'm assuming you sleep and eat and maybe socialize etc in between, so it would take substantially more time in real life to actually reach that many hours played. :)
Load More Replies...You can explore more new ideas, the Social Age, leadership, culture, learning and many other concepts on Julian’s dedicated learning blog and by checking out Sea Salt Learning. You can also give them a follow on X, Facebook and LinkedIn.
But if you feel like scrolling, then Bored Panda has another article about this very same online group, or you can just visit the group itself.
The Meat Used In My Dish Wasn't Even Mentioned In The Post?
Cool if people wanna be vegan, but they need to stop with the "it's healthier and better for the planet" lie. It really isn't.
It absolutely is better for the planet. Animal farming and the dairy industry need a lot more resources than farming and anyone who has learned about the food chain and the energy flow within it in biology class understands that.
Load More Replies...Veganism isn't healthier for everyone, many vegan substitues also contain major allergens such as soy, wheat, and tree nuts.
Word
It true, then yes. But it could also be just a scamer saying whatever. And not even his/hers pictures?
Load More Replies...They got shut down, but still persisted with the hope of hooking a mark with the good ol' sob story. Nice.try, Scammy McScamsalot.
So, you lost your job and may lose your home, but you’re in the market to buy nudes? Tell me you’re lying just to get sympathy and nudes without telling me you’re lying just to get sympathy and nudes.
On A Post About Someone Giving A Love Interest Some Cheese As A Gift
To be fair, vegan cheese is nasty and I would not consider receiving it as a compliment.
I found it crazy that the comment was upvoted before the person taking the pic downvoted it...
A Non-Review For Wax Strips
Well that's a good thing surely? I've used waxing straps ONCE on my chest when I was younger and I wish my brain was not fully engaged.
Todays special: Free Electro-Convulsive Therapy with every Brazilian wax.
On A Video Of Geometry Dash
I see your 58008 and raise you the following silly story we used to type numbers into our calculators at school: Once there was a *13*YO girl who had an *84*inch chest but she wanted a *45*inch chest so she went to the doctor and the doctor said *0*. She was supposed to take "2" pills, but instead (multiply) she took *4* and she ended up ... =
Load More Replies...Did You Know
*sits on the hood of neighbor's tesla while playing Elden Ring on a steam deck* Elon said I could.
Literally Nobody
That's embarrassing. Not only for thinking those things are worth bragging about, but also for taking "mad night out" so seriously.
No Hate To This Person But It Was So Out Of Left Field
Symbolic Sunflower Seeds
If all unasked for info was just interesting facts out of the left field, I'd be happy with that.
Load More Replies...A salad sprinkled with optimism and positiviy, what's not to like? ;-))
Found This On Fb
this boy got tickets on himself. and should be arrested.
Load More Replies...Dear dreadful human, the fact that you straight out made clear to these women from the get go that you see them only as sexual objects tells all women one thing: you would be horrible for women to be around and they quite possibly wouldn't even be safe with you, being as you don't first and foremost see them as people with feelings, personalities, preferences, opinions, etc.
I would tell him to come over then leave him in a room full of not fixed dogs 🐕 freaking weirdo
On An Article About The New Yakuza Game Using Denuvo
Oh lawd. I didn't know this. Have to go tell my wife now we should try separating to go be with kind men...
Ok I just can not help myself so here I go...... I am a Lesbian and have a Wife. We have been together for 13yrs total and our sex lives are just as amazing if not better then it has ever been. I'm 48 and she is 55 and we go for hours some times and it isn't slow and easy. And we are at 3-4ish sometimes more, sometimes less a week so to whoever did that research or whatever it was is 100% completely freaking clueless about Lesbians and there sex lives. Had to comment on this. That is all.... Bug Bye now
I'm sure that person completely made that up. There is, however, research showing that lesbian couples have more, and more satisfying sex, than hetero couples.
Load More Replies...Was Trying To Find The Right Sub For A While, Lemme Know If Theres A Better One
The irony of them equating education to brain washing is lost on them.
This s**t makes me so mad. Shut up and try living the way you say you believe. Sigh.
Back In My Day
So the answer is "neither." Stranger is that he implied that he no longer reads books.
To actually answer the question, PlayStation. I'd pick Nintendo if it was an option though
If You Ever Meet His Brother, Start Running
I saw a kid run out from between 2 parked cars into a busy street and get splattered by a 4wd.
Load More Replies...Keeps The Stank In
I Kinda Feel Like Jude Is Just Begging To Be Asked For His Backstory
Okay?
In A Post About Asking For Advice On PC Building
For An Itemised Rating
Reply with your own itemized rating Shawty. "comment - 0, personality - 0, that about wraps it up"
I Am Home Sick With Covid And My Sweet Co-Worker Who Is An Older Special Needs Lady, Checks Up On Me. She's Such A Sweet Lady, But This Threw Me
Saw This In A Facebook Comments Section
Ok?
In A Thread About Whether Or Not A Dog Video Was Reversed
Thanks For Sharing!
Ok But Why
Ok And?
Op Was Asking For Suggestions Of What To Bring To A Super Bowl Party
A Reply To A Comment On Mr Beast's Latest Video
Why
I've seen this person's comments all over YouTube. Annoying AF. Probably a bot. Or a young, dumb kid, looking for attention.
Trusted my GPS to lead me to a gas station once. Led me directly to an elementary school so I had convenient parking to wait for a relative to bring me a gas can from about 45 mins away.
Ironically, Their Hands Weren't Very Good At Aiming
So I Can’t Really Find Who Asked
Is It A Spam?
What was that thing about us queers and socialists shoving our opinions/lifestyles in other's faces?
Bro Wtf, You Didn’t Have To Mention That
Not sure if that one belongs here. It's a quite aggressive critique, sure, and the poster defended themselves, but in difference to the rest, it at least fits the context
I'm Really Sorry?
On A Post Asking For Piercing Shop Recommendations. Not Really Necessary Is It?
Safety pins are not "the way to go". Go to a professional who can use proper sterilized equipment.
Why Would You Comment This
Do the Americans now have to fly to other planets using Biden to detect how shallow and safe the water will be? If not, this comment is outta place, mate!
The last poster had a good reason to switch the conversation away from shallowness.
Cool Bro
Honestly, that's not fair on the men who do just have small penises but are great humans and fantastic in bed. Bear in mind that the Greeks saw having a large penis as laughable, like having long ear lobes flapping around uselessly, and would have thought a small one just sensible and neat. And Greek men seemed to have been pretty good at getting lots of sex.
Load More Replies...Must Be A CEO
Lemme rephrase that for you "Being broke is a leading cause for depression in all age groups"
I Just Wanted To Watch A Kitty Falling Asleep, Geez
Well we lived in a kitty litter box growing up, and the only thing we had to eat was, you guessed it... Beat that!
Load More Replies...I went into the comments (I know, I know) and noticed Lesbian Thespian has made a lemon cheesecake joke on ALL. THIRTY. posts. That's dedication 👏
If your food tastes a bit bland, lemon or lime juice, or vinegar will probably help. Try that before adding salt
Speaking of things nobody asked about, Godzilla -1.0's theatrical run has again been extended to the 19th in a lot of regions! Please make sure to watch it bc its rlly good!
I love these. One time at a family party a couple of my cousins and I were having a conversation, I don't remember what about. My crazy aunt walks by, stops and says, "I just spent $10k on a new water heater!" and just walks away. We just stared in stunned silence a moment then all busted up.
I went into the comments (I know, I know) and noticed Lesbian Thespian has made a lemon cheesecake joke on ALL. THIRTY. posts. That's dedication 👏
If your food tastes a bit bland, lemon or lime juice, or vinegar will probably help. Try that before adding salt
Speaking of things nobody asked about, Godzilla -1.0's theatrical run has again been extended to the 19th in a lot of regions! Please make sure to watch it bc its rlly good!
I love these. One time at a family party a couple of my cousins and I were having a conversation, I don't remember what about. My crazy aunt walks by, stops and says, "I just spent $10k on a new water heater!" and just walks away. We just stared in stunned silence a moment then all busted up.
