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Welcome to the nation where saying no to “fancy a cuppa?” would not be taken well, unless you’re knackered.

So I'm chuffed to bits to bring you this collection of pics from the land ruled by Her Majesty the Queen, who not only doesn’t own a passport, has two birthdays, and in case she’d ever fancy a ride, she’d be allowed to drive without a drivers license. The land that gave the world some of the best musicians and artists (David Bowie, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, and you name it, anyone?) and where people indulge in spotted dick. Before you think anything, let me just tell you, it’s one of too many weird British dessert names and it’s actually a delicious pudding. It’s also often sold canned, as are many things in the UK.

But in order to really get a full view of the world in the UK, we have to see its weirder sides too. And the Twitter page “No Context UK” seems like a perfect place to do that. With 135k followers, the page is dedicated to sharing weird, weirder, and the weirdest pics from daily British life which entails everything on the spectrum from hilarity to sheer absurdity.

Scroll down, upvote your favorite ones and be sure to share your thoughts and impressions of the UK in the comment section!

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Eva the Egg
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAHAHA the last comment was GOLD

Tonya Wallace
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you have a nemesis on here? I see downvotes on a lot of your comments that don't warrant it.

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Boudewijn van der Mik
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guess what I just (tried to ) say out loud..

Rider
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone else hear Angela Lansbury "Treguna Mekoides Tracorum Satis Dee"

Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Genuinely confused by all these comments. I was being genuine... As someone who is English, really didn't think this was a common thought about people from the UK. It's actually kinda funny hence why asking! Not trying to be a d**k, it's mad how many people misinterpret and jump on the band wagon. I did have a chuckle because absolutely, I'm sure a lot of the stereotypes we have here of Americans are completely inaccurate and borderline offensive, I think any assumptions like that of any culture can be! But also kind of a little sad that people are just, being nasty for no reason. I thought this was Bored Panda. Not middle school! My God people read the tone and stop imagining some grumpy old dude!! : D ! Edit: for anyone who loves that kind of humour, you should look up the TV show "Black Books. It's a brilliant satire and sounds like you guys would enjoy :)

C. Wade
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just said your name out loud and Remy came out of nowhere and cooked me a coq au vin :o

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Cymruman
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That made me spit coffee, now I gotta clean my keyboard and monitor. Be right back to read the rest

Wistiti
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I tried to say the name out loud. Lots of fun.

Sarah Alexandra
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because casual racism is so funny right

Tonya Wallace
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I totally understand what you're saying. But that s**t is funny as hell. If the person wasn't being so pissy in their comment, it wouldn't be funny. But that bitchy attitude asking "who the f are these people"...they were asking for it.

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LynzCatastrophe
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you have any idea how hilarious I found this? I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

Ezigma
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh nm I get it now, I had to re-read it lol. This is actually funny.

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Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What has this got to to with The UK though.... (I am from the UK) can someone explain?

Needmorecowbell
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because y’all are known for having a dry sense of humor and throwing the word cun* around like it’s nobody’s business. And the rest of us find that funny!

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Hugh Walter
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We do like our Anglo-Saxon invective!

Mark Howell
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just read this in a southern UK accent ))

Pat Bond
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now do Mani's (Stone Roses) Manc accent. Had me chuckling for a few mins.

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Pollywog
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn, that's frickin hilarious!?🤣🤣🤣

moose toes
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THEY SPOKE THE ANCIENT LAUNGAUGE OF THE DEMONS

Kona Pake
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You’re lucky it didn’t open a portal to hell.

Wendy Honn
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I haven't actually lol'd in ages... that did it! 😂😂😂

1010011 1001110
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HE SUMMON A LEMON OOOOOOOOOOOOOH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Ashley Shelton
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3 years ago

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Really just shows how dirty their mouths are.

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    Thenatural
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The six year old wrote the post ...crafty bugger!

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    Vortex Lazer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok ,this is extremely hilarious, I laughed way too hard at this.

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    It seems that funny pics from Britain have quite a fanbase on Twitter. With 135.2K people following the “No Context UK” account, it doesn’t fall far from its other similar Twitter account known as “No Context Brits.” Having been created pretty recently, in April 2021, “No Context Brits” already boasts a whopping 590.3K-strong fanbase which is likely to grow even more. Check out Bored Panda’s previous article featuring the interview with the creator and the best posts from the account right here.

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    postboredom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a beauty that needs to be painted

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    Brits have been notorious for unique quirks unheard to many nations around the world. So it’s not surprising to have content like that dedicated precisely to the weird and wondrous side of the UK. Speaking of British quirks, there’s nothing more British than the two vile streams of water, one freezingly cold and the other, burning hot. So you basically move the palms so fast that it doesn’t burn, nor freeze your hands, in a quasi-alright temperature that feels like torture for many foreigners who are used to usual taps.

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    Another very British feature is to apologize at all times. To a stranger's ear it may sound weird, but for Brits, saying “sorry” is a way to be polite, especially if they’re dealing with strangers. Another weird thing that comes from the UK is that biscuits are not always called that. Take Jaffa Cakes, for example, a biscuit-sized chocolate-coated cake with orange jelly inside. It turns out that the company making them since 1927, Mcvitie’s, were challenged for labeling their chocolate orange treats as ‘cakes’ in 1991 by Her Majesty’s Customs and Excise.

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    During the court battle between Mcvitie’s and Her Majesty’s Customs and Excise, Mcvitie’s baked a giant Jaffa Cake to prove that Jaffa cakes were really cakes and not biscuits. The key turning point was when McVitie’s QC highlighted how cakes harden when they go stale, and biscuits go soggy, while a Jaffa cake goes hard. McVities finally proved their point and the Jaffa were recognized as chocolate-covered cakes.

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    Bob Belcher
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be damn happy all they did was taking him home safely. That would not happen here in the USA.

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    Caro Caro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you just love british sense of humor !

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    Adam Jeff
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny and all, but actually the OP is right in this instance, it's better not to give the name. Scammers can use that information to contact the owner claiming to be their bank.

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    Caro Caro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haahaha Fat Lump, brilliant. But that doggie is waaay too fat the poor thing.

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    Rijkærd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh no...am going to hell for laughing so hard

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    Olga Dremina
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Furniture Gamer: Hi guys, that's me again!

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    Dorothy Parker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking a piss at his expense are we? Quite literally.

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    Terry Tobias
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to say I don't trust you without saying I don't trust you.

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    cybermerlin2000
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Pulls off lingerie* Him: "What?" Her: "Choose wisely, for while the true hole will bring life, the false hole will take it from you"

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    Cecily Holland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great way to start you MIL relationship off

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    Eva the Egg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should be easy to spot, with no eyes and mouth

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    Mark Howell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chip count is taken very seriously here in the UK. ;o)

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    Olga Dremina
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do i know the word? I ain't raised myself like this(

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's talking to himself? The profile pictures of the messenger and the replier are the same

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    Mark Howell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's pronounced G. R. Eggs if your from across the pond ;o)

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    IsABELLA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so I should start model aircraft flying

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be the Facebook post of the year!

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearing what up? I've got even more questions now

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    Cecily Holland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate FB Beggar Place. No I do not supply 24/7 support with a 100 buck laptop! It’s allure is it’s speed to get rid of stuff

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    cybermerlin2000
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That smile looks forced. How many times a day do you think he has heard this joke?

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    Eiram
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it bad I read these with a Scottish accent?

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    Alessandra Trabalho
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is that guy who wanted to buy the unwashed dress?

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    Tobias Rieper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he is probably with Gavin by the way has anyone seen Gavin

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    GoodWolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about Huge Hugo? Enormous Elliot? Grand Gary?

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    Scagsy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when Batman is busy. They send Catman instead and the lure of an empty box is just too much for him sometimes.

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    The Scout
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... behind him. Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... The man begins to run towards his home, and the coffin bounces quickly after him, faster...faster ...B Coming slowly towards him, the man screaming, reaches for something, anything... All he can find is a box of cough drops! Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin ... ...and...of...course, ...the coffin stops!

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    Keith Truscott
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why cover the surname in her post but not in the response to her?

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's definitely a scam, as their website is myherpes.co.uk, sorry, myhermes.co.uk!

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    kjorn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is my d**k. this is tall it is... and this is how wide it is.

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    I I
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the f**k wants to go to Grimsby ??

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    Cecily Holland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Approach life with the confidence of an Indian man approaching strange women on the net

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    Evil Hornet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is piercing us with her eyes - just look

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    Devil's Advocate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing they meant what type, like cedar or...?

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wears cor blimey trousers And he lives in a council flat He looks a proper narner In his great big hobnail boots He's got such a job to pull 'em up That he calls them daisy roots

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    Jo Morris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He only wants her for the toilet paper!

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    Eiram
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you ducked? Why not turn the laptop around or hold it to the side? It looks like it's on the ground... you could've stood behind it.

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    EEF🤓
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is very grinchy in his defense

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    Cecily Holland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’ll look huge once the bath salts kick in ….

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    Peri
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bit of a s**t tat but A for effort

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    Marcellus II
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprised they don't support the kids for defending UK culture from outside pollution.

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    Cecily Holland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using a child as a weapon in a break up. Disgusting

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    Olga Dremina
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy, pal! I know girls like bad boys, but you're over the limit!

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    Marcellus II
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you remember you weren't there.

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    InfectedVoice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been married for 15 years, sharing a shower or bath is only for the honeymoon period, that s**t is uncomfortable and hassle.

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    Pat Bond
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh the sectarianism of old firm Scottish football.

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    Diane Aguilar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is sweetly charming in its own way. It's actually lovely seeing a young man publicly express his love for his mother, in spite of, well, everything else. And, you know, maybe she's made lots of sacrifices for him throughout the years and he appreciates that and loves that about her.

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