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We don’t want to scare any future parents out there, but naming your child is a huge responsibility. People make immediate judgments about one another based on superficial things like their appearance, body language, tone, and—yes!—even their names. So if you have a ‘weird’ name, in some extreme cases, you might end up getting bullied or passed over for employment. But let’s be frank here: some names are far more bizarre than they need to be.

Some parents will go to extreme lengths for the sake of ‘originality,’ whether using mind-melting spellings or making up alien-sounding names that even Elon Musk would be proud of. And that’s a tragedy. Or, rather, a ‘tragedeigh,’ according to the ‘This name is a tragedeigh (Wild West Edition)’ Facebook group. We’ve collected some of the worst name offenders to ever grace the net, as shared by members of the group. Scroll down to check them out. (And don’t forget to call your parents and thank them for how awesome your name is, afterward.)

Kristina, one of the moderators helping run the entire group, answered Bored Panda's questions about what drives parents to give their kids 'tragedeigh' names. Read on for our full interview with her.

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    Moderator Kristina was kind enough to share her thoughts on 'tragedeigh' names and why some parents opt for them. She also shed some light as to why social media groups about such names are such a popular niche online.

    "I think the trend we've been seeing for crazy, bizarre names comes from people wanting their child to stand out. To be special," she shared with Bored Panda.

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    "I can't even tell you how many friends I had named Ashley or Justin growing up. And every girl either had Nicole or Marie or Anne as a middle name. Having such cookie-cutter names in our childhood sparks something in the new moms of today to give this new generation a sense of individuality," Kristina said. "Unfortunately, that manifests in the form of one tragedeigh name after another."

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    B Hobbit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A common Greek name is Calliope and Carousell is an equally pretty name (unique spelling notwithstanding). What is wrong here is the old school s**t shaming. It is wrong to imply she has many lovers, and it is wrong to say that having many lovers is unacceptable for a woman when it is celebrated for men.

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    "A tragedeigh name isn't just a name that people dislike. It's a name that's been fabricated to be extremely unique or different," she explained.

    "I might not personally care for the name Monica for example, but that doesn't make it a tragedeigh. Mawnyka would be a tragedeigh. Also, cultural names don't qualify either. You can't just take an Irish or Hebrew name and say it's a tragedeigh just because it looks strange in your language," Kristina detailed what does and doesn't constitute a 'tragedeigh.'

    "Google is free and easy, and for some reason, people never seem to check before they submit a name for approval," she urged all current and future members of the Facebook group to do a bit of background research into names.

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    Adam Chang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not just spell it Serenity and Dallas? "huh , my name i mjijkje...with sillent Js"

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    Mike Y
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arsylum could be a porn star's name.

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    In the moderator's opinion, why groups like the one she moderates are so popular on social media depends on a few things.

    "Some people might just want to laugh at ridiculous content. Some people might want to validate the questionable choices they made while naming their kids. Some people might just want to say, 'Hey I may have XYZ going on in my life, but at least my name isn't Jeeplyn or Mackynleigh or Wrennix,'" she quipped.

    "With a group this size, there's always going to be more than one reason for people being here."

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    Hannahniah

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of sounds like someone is lagging while laughing when you read it for the first time

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    Liz Clarke
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's supposed to be pronounced Gypsy! 🤣

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    The ‘This name is a tragedeigh’ Facebook group calls itself the ‘Wild West of Ridikulus names,’ and specifically misspells the words. It’s a clever meta-commentary on just how oddly some people’s names are spelled. Though remember that all of these posts made on the Facebook group are just opinions—if you love your name, good on you. Also, keep in mind, all of this gentle mockery of ‘bad’ names doesn’t apply to names from other cultures.

    It’s one thing to move to another country and see people have difficulty pronouncing your name: it takes a lot of effort and energy to make sure everyone is respectful of your heritage. It’s an entirely different thing if your parents are locals who want to impress their family, friends, and complete strangers with their ‘brilliant’ naming ideas and end up confusing everyone in the process.

    The Facebook group encourages people to be respectful of each other and avoid getting heated over each others’ opinions. The moderator and admin team explains what a tragedy, aka a ‘tragedeigh,’ actually is.

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    For instance, the name ‘Denyss’ (with two s’s) would fit the bill “because it’s spelled stupid.” Meanwhile, someone naming their child Anakin is also up for some criticism because someone clearly loves Star Wars and is pushing their hobbies on their kids.

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    Lisa H
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank God I'm a tattooed bartender over 30

    Emerald Joanna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think his name is the least concerning thing about this post - a 45 year old looking for a submissive 18 year old? Blech.

    Tan Artt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He definitely, like DEFINITELY hates women. Actually I'm not sure about that. He probably thinks women are objects of pleasure made to cater to men, so he probably doesn't have any feelings towards women.

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being less than a foot tall must make dating difficult.

    Human on a stick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he's seven and a half inches long! I love worms!

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    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No surprise he's single at 45 (not that there's anything wrong with being single if that's what you want!)

    Tan Artt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he stays single forever. (Most women wouldn't touch this man with a ten foot pole, but a******s like him trap vulnerable, naive women for exactly this reason)

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    Margaret H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is what men expect these days, no wonder there are so many incels.

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh darn it... I don't meet ANY of his specific criteria 😏

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure if his name or profile is worse. That name is too ridiculous to be a lie, so it's got that on the profile.

    SageHare37
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chances are his parents named him, so that part isn't his fault. Unfortunately he learned to spell from them, which is only the beginning of this red flag circus.

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    Circular0rb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, with those criteria he'll probably stay single

    Miles Mawyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a sneaky suspicion he's measuring from 2 inches above the tip to the end of his ball hair.

    Limey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is only 7 1/2 inches tall? Poor chap…

    Clare E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ngl, first couple of lines, I thought he was a Dachshund.

    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a very long and elaborate way of saying "I want to be alone forever."

    CJay M (They-them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Submissive female? No career? No recent relationships? All aboard the SS *Red flag*

    CHRISTY SMITH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I got from this is “I want a woman disgustingly younger than I am and who’s submissive so I can beat the s**t out of her daily while reminding her that no one else will have her much less ever love her and that she’s lucky I’m even willing to be with a c**t like her” Big age gap & request that the woman is submissive is a recipe for a complete disaster for the poor woman.

    rumple slunkskin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No single moms but knows how to be a wife and mother. I need to stop trying to make it make sense

    Cara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously decided to make his personality match his name!

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he wants a submissive female better look on a fetish forum

    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7 1/2 inches long? TMI! Lol!

    Greymom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, notice how he thought that was so important he needed to mention it at the very start of his description too🙄

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A noble spirit embiggyns the smallest man.

    Nimbus Stratosphere
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't he a bit short? I've never dated anyone under two feet tall, personally.

    Olivia Dean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he also looking for someone who can spell check his work?

    BeardedVulture
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you’re named after a blessing, doesn’t make you one.

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's 45 and wants an 18-year-old? He was 27 when she was born, so he might inadvertently date his daughter... He clearly don't want a woman with an active brain; why not get a RealDoll?

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tik Tok floozie, I love it!

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kept reading and it kept getting worse.

    Maggie Hood
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    "Entrepreneur" means he's unemployed. Now that isn't bad by itself, but when he's acting this entitled then he had better be rich.

    Davidmh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am feeling the urge to watch Tik Tok in a bar, just in case. And I am a man.

    JayWantsACat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Payed". "Entrepreneur". Red flags (obviously aside from all the other red flags).

    Isolde Leeuwen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suddenly I feel compelled to go on TikTok

    Momma Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir, you sound like a catch But not for the age group you are looking for 😂

    Cardboard Box (He/She)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He can nail his ears on the floor as a girl whipping his stomach and chest with his own child's spine. I know I might be a little over the top,but I hate men like this.

    Redpoppy Flower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spelling isn’t the strongest area for either his parents or him

    Natalia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude needs to go back to school

    Pixie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sounds delightful 😅😅

    Casey Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was all in until the last one. Damn, had my hopes up.

    Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like a challenge. I hope some young thing takes him for all he's worth.

    Zbenguet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jebiddaia is still single, can you believe it?? :O

    Hugh G. Beef
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back off, ladies!! This one’s MINE

    Sisu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of those times I wish I could tag the "I don’t know where you’re going with this, but it’s not inside a woman" group.

    BJ Hage
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dating math: 45/2=23(round up). 23+8=31 for minimum non icky dating age. So many things wrong here. Just Ewww. Probably rounded up on the length I'm thinking.

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank God I'm 43, tattooed, drink (socially), vape, AND only (used to) date guys who actually use proper spelling and grammar! Oh, and I'm also already married. So I'm SUPER safe! WHEW!

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to say you're an incel w/o saying you're an incel.

    Heather Wolmarans
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a catch, pity he can't spell, otherwise he's perfect. Just perfect.

    Claire Armstrong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but am I the only person stuck on the 71/2" long part of the "ad"??

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we still living in the Roma Age? Because he's placing an order for a slave in a very detailed way.

    Kimberly Di Dominicus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewwww. So, he is a disgusting predator looking for a disgusting predatory relationship. Men please don't list your "length" 🤮🤮🤮. Someone just needs to shoot this man. He is society's trash and needs to be taken out.

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's see...I'm married, with kids and a career and weigh almost twice what I did in high school...but I feel like I need to start a TikTok account to practice my mixing skills on for my new second job just to be safe.

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! Just noticed I'm too old, whew, now I don't have to figure out how TikTok works, what a relief!

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    Paul Gerrard
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Submissive female? Is that a nicer way of saying stupid?

    Just Tim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    45 looking for 18 year old 🤨

    LilKiwiBoi42
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a reason I'm not attracted to cis men 🤣

    Goat express
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing I'm an overweight goat with kids!

    Niall Mac Iomera
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a full head of hair? Not a person, but just the hair?

    Parriah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is definitely Hannahniah's older brother..

    Paul Nieder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a bio like that, I'm surprised he hasn't been scooped up yet!

    Mystery Egg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's only 7.5"? Quite short for an adult. Can't spell 'paid'.

    Dan Whalen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmfao women acting all affronted, like their standards aren't even more outta whack than this guys 🤣🤣🤣

    Ally B
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how he's looking for "real woman' & "not a floozie"-- but one of the first things he mentions is how big his d**k is. 🤦🏽‍♀️ This is the biggest flip flop I've even seen on a profile.

    Judi Sherosky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa ,stop that!! Your elves are embarrased. Oh and the sleigh does not count as a vehicle and your beard is 8 not seven and a half inches.

    Dizz2K7 Gaming
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He deserves to have what he wants, I suppose. Everyone has a type.

    Rocco MZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, this is what a lot of gay dating profiles are like. No fats or fems. White guys only. In shape only. No one over 40. No bar flies. Etc.

    Rocco MZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he got the right name.

    Mariko Fujita
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Done at 7 1/2" long. You know if he felt the need to write this he's tacked on 4-5 inches of padding...

    Torii W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would a 45 yr old guy want a chick under 30? Just gross.

    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh help! I need an emergency tattoo..wait...I used to sort of be a floozie, definitely not submissive,aged out AWHILE back. Oh,. Good. Scared myself. Thought I might have to do some stuff to avoid this a-hole. The name isn't even an issue except for all the Starbucks fights. How many red flags can one man have in one ad? 7 and a half inches long?;pssht. If you do the math with all the other stuff, this guy has an innie of. -.5

    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the grandson of the guy who wrote this "How to Care for your Husband" books

    Emily Phillips
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well darn I guess I'm not a match because I'm a single mom and a TikTok floozie

    A Basketcase castaway
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure he is a "nice" guy who doesn't understand why he's not attracting the ladies😂😂😂😂

    Marilyn Russell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the perfect package - what a catch!

    Amy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This whole thing is just 🤮

    BlueEyesWhiteDragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's why so TikTok and tattoos got so popular recently.

    Exasperated Side Character
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a little concerned abt the fact he’s 7ft tall?

    Sophie Greenfield
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's me off the table... 30, kids, overweight, tattoos... Oh and I'm not submissive 🤣🤣🤣

    Mario Strada
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a catch. You'd think women would throw themselves at him with that attitude.

    Ingeborg Børch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say the name is the least alarming feature about this dude. What a charmer.

    Jiller
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you don't really want a girlfriend but still want to tell people that you really tried to find one - put this in your profile on dating apps.

    Tuna Beach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is maybe the wrong thread for this one. Name is acceptable. Incel attitude is

    Pat Guthrie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many reasons to pass him by. First, and foremost, is incorrect spelling (3). Come on man!

    Blue_Mouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for letting me know your length first!

    AlexJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he's an "entrepeneur". Guess a life of typos was expected after his name.

    Karen Startz Richardson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7.5" was sure a priority for this guy to mention. 😳 I feel sorry for any TikTok "floosies" that reply to him.

    Dina Anastasakos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Such a prize....can't understand how he is still single.

    Via Hawk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IVe actually heard that name before lol

    Amanita Muscaria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am more concerned about the actual content of this profile....

    Jods
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7.5 cm! No thanks matey.

    Lu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You had me at full head of hair, so no more! Hahaha

    Axel Tojo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So no tik tok floozie with a floy floy?

    Robert D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you're a Christian conservative republican (@$$hole for short) without telling me you're an @$$hole.

    Roddfergg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody has the right to make fun of this, when women put the exact same stuff in theirs and they are lauded as empowered

    Adalmina
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, i make fun of women for stupid standards too

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    Nice Beast Ludo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg is 7 1/2 what I think it is upon further pondering??? I was like "darn this guy is a giant...who refers to their height in this way? Oh wait... oh no... ew"

    Marilyn Helling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the only place he's going to find his dream woman is in his dreams or the science lab

    Ben
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to meet this d-b*g. Gives his measurement then says no floozie. Is this something people do on these types of websites?

    madeline
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok but he's 45 and is looking for someone 18-29? hmmm

    Fulvia Bottani
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's going to be waiting a loooooong time!!

    Mike Anderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think people who have names no one can remember get promoted ?

    Nolgoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amelia Samson did a tiktok (if men introduced themselves at bars/clubs like they do on dating apps) using this guy's profile lol

    vglw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not sure he would know what a real woman is, as if she would bother with this entitled nonsense.

    Friday Van-Defoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, at least he knows what he wants

    Xray0976
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew the Amish were picky, but...

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    #15

    Just Saw This Posted For The Place Where I Live. Some Of These Names Are Wild!

    Just Saw This Posted For The Place Where I Live. Some Of These Names Are Wild!

    Sara Marie Report

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    Meanwhile, some other popular ‘tragedeighs’ include names that aren’t real names, like Tractor. What’s more, made-up names that sound real, like Mayleigh or Bryleigh, are also fair targets for some gentle mockery.

    However, some names that are not ‘tragedeighs’ include Schuyler (a common foreign spelling of the name ‘Skyler’), Wilson (a last name in place of a first name), Raleigh (which is the name of a city), Aoife (an Irish name). Just because a name doesn’t look English, is overly common, or foreign, doesn’t make it worthy of posting on the group.

    In the rush to help their kids stand out from the crowd, some status-seeking parents completely forget that their children will have to live with the names they’re given. Well, until they come of age and can legally change them to something cool or (dare we say it?) slightly more ‘normal.’

    There’s no excuse for bullying. However, kids can and do tease each other over various things, from someone’s weight to whether someone’s wearing glasses. And, yes, if you do have an unusual name, you’re increasing the chances that they’ll get teased for it in the playground.

    #16

    Found In The Wild

    Found In The Wild

    Naomi Levitsky Report

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How's about Mayhem or Dustbyn or Dumpstyr or Sheightshow....

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    #17

    Found In The Comments Of An Article About Gen Alpha Names

    Found In The Comments Of An Article About Gen Alpha Names

    Kelsey Gratz Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one that thought of xylophone when they saw this?

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    #18

    Jimbobtom... Yikes

    Jimbobtom... Yikes

    Brittany Nicole Report

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    Strangely spelled names are setting someone up for being teased, whether by their fellow students or even the teachers themselves. Why make your kid’s school life harder from the get-go when there are plenty of conventionally wonderful, meaningful, and beautiful names out there to choose from?

    There’s only so much you can get away with if you’re not a celebrity or your child already has a strong sense of pride and identity, and knows how to stand up to bullies.

    Maybe ‘Ashleigh’ is proud of her name and how it sounds, but wants to be called ‘Ashley,’ like all the other girls. And maybe ‘Banjo Henry’ would rather go by ‘Henry’ than introduce himself as a gosh darn musical instrument for the rest of his life.

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    After all, he might not be aiming for a musical career down the line… and even if he was, how do you imagine people would react when they hear that the best violin/piano/saxophone player in the world is named ‘Banjo’? In the interim, he’d have to deal with lots of teasing that probably involves jokes about the US South and the ‘Banjo-Kazooie’ video game series.

    #19

    Baby Banjo

    Baby Banjo

    Kyah Thompson Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banjo Paterson wrote Waltzing Mathilda. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banjo_Paterson

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    #21

    Found This Gem At Work Today

    Found This Gem At Work Today

    Group member Report

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    Before you decide on a name, remember that it takes two people to decide. Don’t forget to run your ideas by your partner before you commit to a single name 100%. Even a great name might have some extremely negative connotations for either partner (e.g. if someone named X bullied them in the playground for years). Meanwhile, they might want to honor a beloved family member and name them Y.

    #22

    He Was Saying It Was For “Dewey” The Whole Tiktok, But I Was Not Ready When He Actually Spelled It Out

    He Was Saying It Was For “Dewey” The Whole Tiktok, But I Was Not Ready When He Actually Spelled It Out

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    #23

    For The Love Of God (Also Featuring The Most Sad Beige Nursery Ever)

    For The Love Of God (Also Featuring The Most Sad Beige Nursery Ever)

    Tori Williams Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to be confused with his brother, Wetman Jacob.

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    #24

    The "Show Your Child And Then What You Named Them After" Trend On Tiktok. They Are Ryan Upchurch Fans... So Creeklee?

    The "Show Your Child And Then What You Named Them After" Trend On Tiktok. They Are Ryan Upchurch Fans... So Creeklee?

    Madison Terry Report

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    At the time of writing, the ‘This name is a tragedeigh’ Facebook group boasted 18.6k dedicated members. The moderators and admins running the show put in a lot of effort to maintain a high level of quality. If they didn't, you might see the same pics get posted over and over again. Or the comments might devolve into bitter feuds.

    #25

    Rawrr

    Rawrr

    Liadh Ní Meanma Report

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    #26

    This Is Fresh, Newly Mastered!

    This Is Fresh, Newly Mastered!

    Billie DeFoe Report

    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope, he's not blue. And doesn't attract bats

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    #27

    A Customer That I Had. It Was Pronounced Like Ariel

    A Customer That I Had. It Was Pronounced Like Ariel

    Group member Report

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    For instance, the mods shame those members who “do something dumb.” Someone can end up on the Wall of Shame for submitting a name that’s already been posted countless times or for posting a name before Googling it and doing some background research about it. Remember, cultural names aren’t ‘tragedeighs.’

    #28

    The Lady Who Was Helping Me At The Bank Today Said Her Name Was "China" But Her Water Bottle Says This. Wouldn't Consider Either Name A Tragedeigh But Pronouncing Cheyenne "China" Is

    The Lady Who Was Helping Me At The Bank Today Said Her Name Was "China" But Her Water Bottle Says This. Wouldn't Consider Either Name A Tragedeigh But Pronouncing Cheyenne "China" Is

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    Erika
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheyenne is a fine name on its own but isn’t pronounced like “china”

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    #29

    Three For The Price Of One Vomit Session

    Three For The Price Of One Vomit Session

    Christopher Sexton Report

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    #30

    It Sounds Like A Fabric Store Or A Type Of Lace

    It Sounds Like A Fabric Store Or A Type Of Lace

    Group member Report

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    Let us know in the comments which of these names made you wince and cringe the hardest, Pandas. Which ones would you call the biggest ‘tragedeighs’?

    Super weird names are a very popular niche on social media. If you’d like to facepalm a bit more over bizarre names, check out Bored Panda’s previous features right here and here, as well as here and here.

    #31

    Elon Musk And Grimes C H R I S T

    Elon Musk And Grimes C H R I S T

    Helena DeLuca Report

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. So his name looks like a footnote.

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    #32

    Sometimes I Hate My Job

    Sometimes I Hate My Job

    Lisa Marie Report

    #33

    Found On An Au Pair Page

    Found On An Au Pair Page

    Shay Bastiani Report

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    #34

    Why?

    Why?

    Tatia Heleski Report

    #35

    Names

    Names

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    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stormie Nicole" hm... yeah, that's a bit over the top.

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    #36

    Baby Names

    Baby Names

    Morgan Nachtigall Report

    Got Myself 4 Pandas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter is called Olivia - my eyes hurt seeing it butchered like that

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    #37

    It’s Hndrxx

    It’s Hndrxx

    Megan Saint Report

    ACE PIRATES 4 THE WIN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine this kid in elementary school learning every word must have at least one vowel 🤦

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    #38

    Two Tragedeighs In One Post

    Two Tragedeighs In One Post

    Angela Didtrek Report

    #39

    Some Random Photographers Pictures Came Up On My Timeline As A “Suggested Post” And They Were First Birthday Pictures For A Kid Named Kreek

    Some Random Photographers Pictures Came Up On My Timeline As A “Suggested Post” And They Were First Birthday Pictures For A Kid Named Kreek

    Group member Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, given the expression, "up sh*t creek without a paddle", the kid's nickname at school is now sorted

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    #40

    Correct Me If I’m Wrong, And I Often Am…. But The First Two Names Suck Börls

    Correct Me If I’m Wrong, And I Often Am…. But The First Two Names Suck Börls

    Karley Perkins Report

    #41

    Happy Birthday ~dilloyn~ He Pronounced It Dylan The Entire Video So I Was Shocked When He Wrote It Out At The End

    Happy Birthday ~dilloyn~ He Pronounced It Dylan The Entire Video So I Was Shocked When He Wrote It Out At The End

    Henry Gles Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Putting aside the terrible name, that cake looks fire

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    #42

    See In The Safety Section Of Where I Work

    See In The Safety Section Of Where I Work

    Tim Peterson Report

    #43

    Found In The Wild. I’m Thinking The First Name Is Shania

    Found In The Wild. I’m Thinking The First Name Is Shania

    Debbe Smith Hartwell Report

    #44

    I'm Sorry I Just Can't Get On Board With This One

    I'm Sorry I Just Can't Get On Board With This One

    Group member Report

    #45

    My First Contribution To This Group!

    My First Contribution To This Group!

    Kayla Toth Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to be fair i would also look mean if i had a name like that

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    #46

    "Pick A Terrible Name Then Add A Y To Make It Unique" Said No One Ever

    "Pick A Terrible Name Then Add A Y To Make It Unique" Said No One Ever

    Group member Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knox is a bit too normal (surnames as first names are quite common). How about Gnoccs instead?

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    #47

    Found In Another Group... Who Names Their Child "Royalty"

    Found In Another Group... Who Names Their Child "Royalty"

    Silary Sagamus Continuadi Report

    #48

    Wut?

    Wut?

    Krissy Clark MacNeill Report

    #49

    I Live In A Pretty Rural Area And At First I Thought This Was A Girl And I Know Ppl Are Gonna Call Allie Kaeh Emphasis.trajickk Imo

    I Live In A Pretty Rural Area And At First I Thought This Was A Girl And I Know Ppl Are Gonna Call Allie Kaeh Emphasis.trajickk Imo

    Group member Report

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    #50

    Havilyn James

    Havilyn James

    Megan Coffey Report

    #51

    From An Ig Page

    From An Ig Page

    Bahram Rabii Report

    #52

    Also Has A Tattoo That Says “Gamber”

    Also Has A Tattoo That Says “Gamber”

    Kayleigh Rose Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not go with "Postpartum" as the name? No worse than any of the other monstrosities on here

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    #53

    Treileigh Rose

    Treileigh Rose

    Samantha Minter Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if she’s the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen then WHY DID YOU CURSE HER WITH SUCH A NAME

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    #55

    This Kid Is Going To Hate His Parents

    This Kid Is Going To Hate His Parents

    Dennis Walker Jr. Report

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHA! LOOK, WE MADE OUR CHILD'S NAME A JOKE. HE'S NAMED AFTER A CHARACTER FROM A DIVISIVE SERIES OF FILMS THAT WE HAVE NO IDEA WHETHER HE'LL LIKE OR NOT. HE'LL GET PICKED ON FOR IT, AND JUST TO MAKE DOUBLY SURE OF THAT, WE DECIDED THAT HE SHOULD HAVE NO MIDDLE NAME TO FALL BACK ON! ISN'T THAT AMAZING? WHAT? YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE REFERENCE? WELL...that's weird. You're the weird one.

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    #56

    Oof A Former Classmate Of Mine Is Having A Baby And This Is…..well It Speaks For Itself

    Oof A Former Classmate Of Mine Is Having A Baby And This Is…..well It Speaks For Itself

    Tia Vance Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s an ultrasound right? I don’t mean to offend but it looks like there’s a blobfish in the picture

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    #57

    Angelica

    Angelica

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    Cara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to call patients in at work. I google how to pronounce their names if they’re not familiar to me eg if a standard name in a different country but not here. I’m going to have to start working out how the heck to pronounce all these soon…. Wonder if I can change jobs??

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    #58

    Spotted In The Wild

    Spotted In The Wild

    Group member Report

    #59

    Def A Tragedeigh

    Def A Tragedeigh

    Amelia Miller Report

    #60

    Thought Yall Would Love This One

    Thought Yall Would Love This One

    Chrissy Hall Report

    #61

    Seen In Another Tragedeigh Group

    Seen In Another Tragedeigh Group

    Brandee Holmes Report

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like a Latin quote someone would tattoo on themselves

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    #62

    Breaker Breaker One Nine

    Breaker Breaker One Nine

    Emily Prichard Report

    Margaret H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be better if the surname was Leg and they were a performer.

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    #63

    Found On Tiktok

    Found On Tiktok

    Morgan Nachtigall Report

    #65

    An Ad For Personalized Easter Eggs That Showed Up On My Twitter Timeline

    An Ad For Personalized Easter Eggs That Showed Up On My Twitter Timeline

    Mary McMahon Report

    Dani M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easton, Southton, Westton, Northon and their cousins Karsyn, Trainsyn, Planesyn

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    #66

    Rowdyn

    Rowdyn

    Elise Harrell Report

    V33333P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who thinks personalised pillows and s**t like this are way way way too American and weird?

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    #67

    What A Name

    What A Name

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    Dani M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uff.... but i do want to try the frosting...

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    #68

    Found At My Nail Salon

    Found At My Nail Salon

    Emily Weaver Report

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

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    #69

    Haisleigh… Oof

    Haisleigh… Oof

    Group member Report

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's good because she will face much bullying.

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    #70

    Ouch

    Ouch

    Stephany Blahey Report

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the name of a vegetable porn site.

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    #71

    Bloom-Haisley Is A Hyphenated First Name Although I Was Hoping It Was A Mistake Until I Saw The Personalised Clothes And Blankets

    Bloom-Haisley Is A Hyphenated First Name Although I Was Hoping It Was A Mistake Until I Saw The Personalised Clothes And Blankets

    Shan Gallagher Report

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are the people who give their kids stupid names always the ones who have it printed on everything?

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    #72

    Found In Comment Section Of A Random Fb Reel About Crazy Baby Names🤣🫠🤢.these Names Are Atrocious. Colton Is A Normal Name, So Is The Exception. The Other Poor Children Though

    Found In Comment Section Of A Random Fb Reel About Crazy Baby Names🤣🫠🤢.these Names Are Atrocious. Colton Is A Normal Name, So Is The Exception. The Other Poor Children Though

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    #73

    Aizkyn

    Aizkyn

    Grace Strickland Report

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must be Southern. "Aizkyn to y'all."

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    #74

    And That’s Why Giving Birth At 18 Is Not For Everyone. Avy… Avynleigh

    And That’s Why Giving Birth At 18 Is Not For Everyone. Avy… Avynleigh

    Group member Report

    #75

    My Sons Valentines List This Year, I’d Say It’s Pretty Tame Compared To Some I’ve Been Seeing Mine Is Maverick

    My Sons Valentines List This Year, I’d Say It’s Pretty Tame Compared To Some I’ve Been Seeing Mine Is Maverick

    Kayla Nichole Report

    #76

    Valentine’s Day List From My Daughters Class. Mine Is Bellamy

    Valentine’s Day List From My Daughters Class. Mine Is Bellamy

    Austin Ritenour Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those poor girls called "Abigail" and "Charlotte", they must get so much ribbing, not being spelled "Abygayl" and "Sharlot"

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    #77

    Pennyton

    Pennyton

    Rachel Moon Report

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Full name: Pennyton Quarterpound Dollarounce

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    #78

    An Old Friend From High School Had Her First Child (Boy) Last Week & Finally Posted His Photos & Name Last Name. I Absolutely Love This Friend, But Nashdyn⁉️ Babe, Really?!?!

    An Old Friend From High School Had Her First Child (Boy) Last Week & Finally Posted His Photos & Name Last Name. I Absolutely Love This Friend, But Nashdyn⁉️ Babe, Really?!?!

    Jadyn Avery Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about we remove "Y" from the alphabet to stop all this nonsense?

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    #79

    Axl Blaise... Not To Say Any Spelling In Particular Is Masculine Or Feminine But That Just Looks Like A Girly Way To Spell Blaze. The Whole Names Awful Anyways But ... Blaze. An Xl Blaze. Lol

    Axl Blaise... Not To Say Any Spelling In Particular Is Masculine Or Feminine But That Just Looks Like A Girly Way To Spell Blaze. The Whole Names Awful Anyways But ... Blaze. An Xl Blaze. Lol

    Madina Rose Report

    Show thyself
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK...this one I don't understand. - Blaise is a classic name - an androgyn one as it is, but mostly used for boys/men. And Axl - it might not be everyones favourite, but at least you can pronounce it without help.

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    #80

    Man

    Man

    Anna Lakey Report

    Agfox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing tragic here, her daughters have traditional Nigerian names meaning God's blessings or wealth & God's goodness or gift, respectively.

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