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We don’t want to scare any future parents out there, but naming your child is a huge responsibility. People make immediate judgments about one another based on superficial things like their appearance, body language, tone, and—yes!—even their names. So if you have a ‘weird’ name, in some extreme cases, you might end up getting bullied or passed over for employment. But let’s be frank here: some names are far more bizarre than they need to be.

Some parents will go to extreme lengths for the sake of ‘originality,’ whether using mind-melting spellings or making up alien-sounding names that even Elon Musk would be proud of. And that’s a tragedy. Or, rather, a ‘tragedeigh,’ according to the ‘This name is a tragedeigh (Wild West Edition)’ Facebook group. We’ve collected some of the worst name offenders to ever grace the net, as shared by members of the group. Scroll down to check them out. (And don’t forget to call your parents and thank them for how awesome your name is, afterward.)

Kristina, one of the moderators helping run the entire group, answered Bored Panda's questions about what drives parents to give their kids 'tragedeigh' names. Read on for our full interview with her.

#1

Lol

Lol

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Groaver Andout
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's actually now, Leaf Mi Alowyn.

XenoMurph
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It'll take her ages to put herself back together.

Loverboy
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Her sister named Walmart is getting hers changed next week.

Mike Y
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone kept bugging her for Swedish meatballs.

David
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So the other kids had her boxed in and she fell to pieces?

Little L
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

IKEA would probably sue as well

Id row
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Giving your kid stupid names like that should be grounds to take them away. If you can't even name your child with a proper name that won't get them bullied and beat up, your judgement in raising them simply can not be trusted.

Me
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah, the problem resides with the bullies and how THEY were raised. I was frequently teased/bullied in school about my last name. Bullies will find something different about someone they want to bully.

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tuzdayschild
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Should have named her Radio Shack and no one would have bothered her.

Doogie Bowser
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes they would've because they always asked for her phone #

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Sally Close
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahaha I had to read that twice to get it!!!!!

Patricia Morgan
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The person who named their daughter Dayjanay probably liked the way it sounds. They probably had no idea they were actually naming her "lunch."

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    #2

    Lots To Unpack…wait For It

    Lots To Unpack…wait For It

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    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've defended Musk on here several times, but Metta IV is way better than his kid's name. WAY better. And it still sucks.

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    lola
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not just the name, but the whole announcement 😭

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I thought "oh baby Antoine, how is that weird; OK she's insane but that's another story" so that last corner was a surprise. But "Metta" is a normal Swedish name (diminutive of Margaretta?).

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Communication through sound? That's called talking...

    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing it's more like grunts and howls during childbirth, hence the euphemism 'sound' ;-)

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her sister awoke to "watch her emerge from my waters"?!

    Michelle Carlson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "communicated by sound...." Oh, like you TALKED

    Circular0rb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These kids probably change their name as soon as they are 18

    Rick Seiden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have to put "pronounced" after it, you either come from a different language/culture than your friends, or have picked and idiot name for your child.

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hi my name is Metta lV"... "For what mam?"

    More!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their little home by the sea is a lunatic asylum (that is a metaphor)

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    #3

    Someone Asked For Girl Baby Girl Name Suggestions…these Aren’t Even The Worst In The Thread

    Someone Asked For Girl Baby Girl Name Suggestions…these Aren’t Even The Worst In The Thread

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    kissmychakram
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John Barlow is taking the p**s, I think.

    David Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John Barlow is the hero we need, but not the one we deserve

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    Anne Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Delana is saying nice names. My mother was Lillian.

    Floaty Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is Audrey and my friends really like it

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    Bobert Robertson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John's clearly trolling, though I suspect some of those moms might use these

    M.Kay (He/They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna take his advice and go with Velveeta for my first child 👌🤣🤣🤣

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Velveeta is very pedestrian. Brie is more upmarket.

    Edward Finger Hands
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The majority of the names suggested (save for John’s obvi) are pretty normal

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget little Bratleigh and Snottlyn. If you're going to give them a dumb name, do it right. Gotta keep those psychiatrists in business down the road.

    BLONDTROBL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the Spanish pronunciation with the LL as a Y, or just L? Asking for a friend.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alethia is going to give the child a lisp!

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    Moderator Kristina was kind enough to share her thoughts on 'tragedeigh' names and why some parents opt for them. She also shed some light as to why social media groups about such names are such a popular niche online.

    "I think the trend we've been seeing for crazy, bizarre names comes from people wanting their child to stand out. To be special," she shared with Bored Panda.

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    "I can't even tell you how many friends I had named Ashley or Justin growing up. And every girl either had Nicole or Marie or Anne as a middle name. Having such cookie-cutter names in our childhood sparks something in the new moms of today to give this new generation a sense of individuality," Kristina said. "Unfortunately, that manifests in the form of one tragedeigh name after another."

    #4

    To Quote My Partner: “Is That Her Name Because Everyone Gets A Ride?”

    To Quote My Partner: “Is That Her Name Because Everyone Gets A Ride?”

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    B Hobbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A common Greek name is Calliope and Carousell is an equally pretty name (unique spelling notwithstanding). What is wrong here is the old school s**t shaming. It is wrong to imply she has many lovers, and it is wrong to say that having many lovers is unacceptable for a woman when it is celebrated for men.

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! B Hobbit, you are so right. It's not about her name, it's about the implication that she is promiscuous/ sleeps around/ is 'easy' and not discerning when it comes to sexual partners. It's something that has been used to shame women for too long. I've had people say stuff like that about me, and it made me feel so ashamed, even though I had no reason to be, other than societal pressure to feel bad about it.

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    SheHulk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that headline is kinda harsh. But her name is awful, regardless. Is this from some reality show?

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the name sounds pretty. But if it's on a reality show, it might be a pseudonym!

    Silre
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat's name is Carisele. I named her after the druid my husband played in Wow.

    Seonag Udell
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is Seonag pronounced Shona, it is an unusual Irish spelling. Was always an issue at school. Named my daughter Eleanor because it's a beautiful name and so she won't get the same s**t I did at school and in life in general. On a side note is Maeve ok??

    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Seo is "sh" like Sio is "sh" as in Siobhan? Is it unusual to have the Seo pronounced like that? Is Seonag a common name? Sorry, I'm curious.

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    GB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In defense of this name, it is a lovely sounding word

    inkpen-waxwings
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's a pretty name, but names aside if my partner said something like that I would be single very quickly. That's called sexism

    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is actually a pretty word, it's just that it will get laughed at forever...

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    Lina
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And to think she was the only girl to pick one guy the first night and stay with him til the end. They even got engaged. Such a s**t that one.

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know I kind of like that name!

    No Name
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont get this one, how is her name bad? Kariselle?

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    #5

    Rhaenbow

    Rhaenbow

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    J
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ynnsayne parents naowadais, it´s shocking to see that they have no idea it´s a bad name.

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I figured out how this works: they pick a random word, and then find the most ridiculous way to spell it, and they assign it to their child hoping they get bullied.

    RafCo (he/him/ele)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I met a woman named Rainbow (spelled like the word). Her parents were hippies, but she loved her name. She went by Rain for short.

    NotTodaySatan!!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend from school became pregnant her senior year and named that poor baby Cynnomyn (Cinnamon) Dawn. I'm still waiting for her to become a stripper.

    Mike Anderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hardest thing about being a teacher is learning all the gibberish names of the snowflakes.

    Minh Lê
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick correction: It's not the snowflakes that have the weird names, it's the snowflakes' children that get all the flak.

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    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why on earth didn't she change it as an adult? I'm actually embarrassed for this person.

    Gecko lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the parents wanted a "unique" name but got a crappy one, i'm not saying the friend chose her own name

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    #6

    Kynzley Is Bad But... Pystol

    Kynzley Is Bad But... Pystol

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    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pyssed myself laughing at this.

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine setting your child up for years of bullying because you named them after a damn gun.

    Pineapple
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my brother is classmates with a kid named barret or something like that so naturally my brain thought of baret 50 cal

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    Sara W
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these people get their naming skills from having to come up with a similar name while creating accounts because Crystal was take so now they have Krystu1.

    Allison B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. A lot of these names remind me of trying to name video game characters when a lot of names are taken

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    ExistentialSoup
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know three kids named Colt, Ruger and Chamber. I wish I was kidding.

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    "A tragedeigh name isn't just a name that people dislike. It's a name that's been fabricated to be extremely unique or different," she explained.

    "I might not personally care for the name Monica for example, but that doesn't make it a tragedeigh. Mawnyka would be a tragedeigh. Also, cultural names don't qualify either. You can't just take an Irish or Hebrew name and say it's a tragedeigh just because it looks strange in your language," Kristina detailed what does and doesn't constitute a 'tragedeigh.'

    "Google is free and easy, and for some reason, people never seem to check before they submit a name for approval," she urged all current and future members of the Facebook group to do a bit of background research into names.

    #7

    Names

    Names

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    Adam Chang
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not just spell it Serenity and Dallas? "huh , my name i mjijkje...with sillent Js"

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought your name was Aeghdem, with silent GH and traditional saxon AE.

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    Robin C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear..do you also have a of bunch of "live,laugh, love" slogan stuff all over the house too?

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're always getting compliments. Then everybody claps.

    Tyranamar Seuss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like when you get stuck, shocked really, with what someone has told you. And you have no idea what to say. You can see the other person is really proud. So you go- "That's amazing!" Because you have no idea what else to say. Then they think everybody loves it.

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    Ron Baza
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “That’s an interesting and unique name” may not be a compliment…

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have to explain to everyone you meet how to pronounce the names then you should be able to see the problem. But you obviously wanted Youneek and I guess you got that.

    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's amazing how it occurs to them to put the pronunciation in the tweet, but not how the kid is going to be constantly correcting people for the rest of their life (or until they legally change it).

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    Justin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice to meet you "Sci-ren-i-die" and "Da-lice"

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read it as 'syringe', which would be good for a nurse (as a doctor, it scares patients away).

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    Kazza
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, they’re being laughed at. Poor kids.

    Lisa B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have to put the actual spelling of the tragic name next to the name so people have a clue what it is, you have already proven the point that the spelling choices you made are stupid.

    Tyranamar Seuss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend named Quarine (Cor-in). My mom's friend who was an English teacher was like, "Her mom didn't know how to spell Corrine." I was like- no, it's cool. She was like- nope- Mom didn't know how to spell. Trust me. I always felt bad for Quarine after that.

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    #8

    Hmm

    Hmm

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    Mike Y
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phazer on stun.....

    Dani M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    next one gonna be Photon Torpeydoo

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    David
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty ph*ked up. "Phather, I am hungry. Phood please." "Phortunately Phrankie I am phree ATM so I will phorage in the pantry for some phood and pheed you."

    BumbleBloom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought of the funny chihuahua Phteven. Major over bite and cute as can bee

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    Sandy D
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This couple hast to both have some kind of brain damage, or else they hate their kids but cant figure out how to stop having them

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the actual phück?

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    #9

    Mums Groups Are Absolutely Wild

    Mums Groups Are Absolutely Wild

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    Mike Y
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arsylum could be a porn star's name.

    Rachel Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean there are ways to give your children names from your favorite fandoms without naming your kid after a literal mental asylum. Like Quinn is actually a good name and it's not obvious because its actually a name.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proctologist: "I'm sorry to say that you have an arsylum growing back here. But it doesn't look cancerous so we'll just freeze it off and send it to the lab to be sure."

    Barbara Kayton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this poor child’s nickname at school will be ars*. For real.

    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No!!!!!!!! Her name at school will be Ars or Arsy 🙄

    Jessica N
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a British hospital for crazy asśes

    TailsFangirl03
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .bro go get a cat name the cat Arsylum name your child Harley. Problem solved.

    Chyd Chuda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It Has to be a joke.. right? This thread is really difficult to tell the serious and jokes apart.

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    In the moderator's opinion, why groups like the one she moderates are so popular on social media depends on a few things.

    "Some people might just want to laugh at ridiculous content. Some people might want to validate the questionable choices they made while naming their kids. Some people might just want to say, 'Hey I may have XYZ going on in my life, but at least my name isn't Jeeplyn or Mackynleigh or Wrennix,'" she quipped.

    "With a group this size, there's always going to be more than one reason for people being here."

    #10

    Hannahniah

    Hannahniah

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of sounds like someone is lagging while laughing when you read it for the first time

    Fluffy Griffin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes when I spell bananananiah I forget where to stop.

    dino_Z71
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And suddenly Bananarama looks like a reasonable name...

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What compelled you to add "niah" to the end of a perfectly normal name?

    Cynthia Wilkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They wanted to name their kid Hananiah (a Hebrew boy’s name with a rich history and beautiful meaning), but probably wanted it to be more feminine (100% not defending it.)

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    VodkaInMySweetTea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And her brothers Jedediah and Zachariah.

    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, I commented the same thing without even looking at the previous comments. Exactly!

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    Alexia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People should always know when to stop. In this case, they should stop after "Hannah".

    G M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a more appropriate name for the vehicle in the background. The new Ford Hannahniah with all wheel drive and 47 cup holders.

    Alexander
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks weird on paper but I think it sounds nice

    Firefly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In English bibles it is spelled Hananiah.

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    BLONDTROBL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like an STD: I'm sorry to tell you, but you've got Hannahniah. And it's incurable.

    CJay M (They-them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hannahnanabobanabananafanafofana... anyone else remember that song?

    Dani M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    funny thing, there is an actual name "Chanania" but it´s a male name

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    #11

    Had This Customer Come In Today

    Had This Customer Come In Today

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    Liz Clarke
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's supposed to be pronounced Gypsy! 🤣

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the rest of their name is 'Tramps & Thieves' 🎶

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    Saint Thomas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a captcha, not a name 😀

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, say has anybody seen my Sweet Gypsy Rose? Someone said she changed her name to, God only knows..

    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear, they just threw a bunch of letters together in a bucket, shook it, and pulled out 8.

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this is just a randomized username and not a real name...

    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think someone was a little tahypsea when they thought of this

    Erika
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat ran across a keyboard and came up with it

    michael ye
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did someone have a spasm on the keyboard?

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    #12

    They Said Moms Name Is Elvia

    They Said Moms Name Is Elvia

    Breanna Ellis Report

    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brother is called Stevia, sweet guy...

    David Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please store the hair Gelvia on the bathroom Shelvia

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I think Gelvia had a giant lobster hand creeping up her arm 😂

    Svelk929
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her mom really needs to learn to Spellvia

    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's keep a family tradition going: Pelvia and Velvia.

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These names sound like they were made up by toddlers

    Gozer LeGozerian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like female sanitary products

    Philly Bobcat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom couldn't Spellvia...

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    The ‘This name is a tragedeigh’ Facebook group calls itself the ‘Wild West of Ridikulus names,’ and specifically misspells the words. It’s a clever meta-commentary on just how oddly some people’s names are spelled. Though remember that all of these posts made on the Facebook group are just opinions—if you love your name, good on you. Also, keep in mind, all of this gentle mockery of ‘bad’ names doesn’t apply to names from other cultures.

    It’s one thing to move to another country and see people have difficulty pronouncing your name: it takes a lot of effort and energy to make sure everyone is respectful of your heritage. It’s an entirely different thing if your parents are locals who want to impress their family, friends, and complete strangers with their ‘brilliant’ naming ideas and end up confusing everyone in the process.

    The Facebook group encourages people to be respectful of each other and avoid getting heated over each others’ opinions. The moderator and admin team explains what a tragedy, aka a ‘tragedeigh,’ actually is.

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    For instance, the name ‘Denyss’ (with two s’s) would fit the bill “because it’s spelled stupid.” Meanwhile, someone naming their child Anakin is also up for some criticism because someone clearly loves Star Wars and is pushing their hobbies on their kids.

    #13

    Found In The Wild

    Found In The Wild

    Group member Report

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roger that, Whiskey Bravo.

    David Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thornwolf Don and Tomahawk Von, two police officers who play by their own rules on the streets of LA, as portrayed by Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are the whitest indian names I've heard. I mean, she MIGHT be native american but she sounds like a white person trying to make cool sounding indian names. At least big brother Tom has access to an easy, normal sounding nickname.

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her next two will be Twiglee Gon, and Sumthing Rong

    Little L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Sweden you actually have to apply for a name. It's more of a formality but it's so the name "won't cause offense to the bearer or others". I don't think this would've been approved.

    Erin S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I predict they will have a 3rd someday and name it Tailfeather Ron.

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the hell were you taking when you named those two?

    mysterious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the kind of names you give to RPG characters, or chihuahuas, not children.

    Mabelbabel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came across twins the other day-we live in a small rural community with little farms and small villages, but only about 15 minutes from a major urban centre in the UK, so we're not exactly outback/wild west cowboy country. An old schoolfriend has just announced the arrival of their first grandchildren-Wylder Horse and Wyldernyss Wolf-newborn baby boys.

    BLONDTROBL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should be removed from the parent's immediately.

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    #14

    Lots To Unpack Here, But…

    Lots To Unpack Here, But…

    Kristin Humbles Report

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank God I'm a tattooed bartender over 30

    Emerald Joanna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think his name is the least concerning thing about this post - a 45 year old looking for a submissive 18 year old? Blech.

    Tan Artt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He definitely, like DEFINITELY hates women. Actually I'm not sure about that. He probably thinks women are objects of pleasure made to cater to men, so he probably doesn't have any feelings towards women.

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being less than a foot tall must make dating difficult.

    Human on a stick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he's seven and a half inches long! I love worms!

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    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No surprise he's single at 45 (not that there's anything wrong with being single if that's what you want!)

    Tan Artt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he stays single forever. (Most women wouldn't touch this man with a ten foot pole, but a******s like him trap vulnerable, naive women for exactly this reason)

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    Margaret H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is what men expect these days, no wonder there are so many incels.

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh darn it... I don't meet ANY of his specific criteria 😏

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure if his name or profile is worse. That name is too ridiculous to be a lie, so it's got that on the profile.

    SageHare37
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chances are his parents named him, so that part isn't his fault. Unfortunately he learned to spell from them, which is only the beginning of this red flag circus.

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    Circular0rb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, with those criteria he'll probably stay single

    Miles Mawyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a sneaky suspicion he's measuring from 2 inches above the tip to the end of his ball hair.

    Limey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is only 7 1/2 inches tall? Poor chap…

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    #15

    Just Saw This Posted For The Place Where I Live. Some Of These Names Are Wild!

    Just Saw This Posted For The Place Where I Live. Some Of These Names Are Wild!

    Sara Marie Report

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fucjustine 😂

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With all the negative connotations, I didn't think "Karen" would be a good choice these days

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? of all the ones on that list, you think that one's the problem?

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    Emerald Joanna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta be smoking the methany to name your kid that...

    Groaver Andout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have the ginger beef, thanks.

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This here's my son, Basspro, and my daughter, GingerBeef.

    R
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peterson is nothing more than a last name, and meaning peters son. In Nordic countries it’s spelled petersson. Back in the days if a daughter was born she would have last name petersdottir (peters daughter). Same with jayson, it’s jays son. We also have really strict naming rules and names that are weird and/or offensive are not allowed to name the child with. Last names can’t be first name and so on. So no one can’t name the child those ridiculous names here in Sweden and I don’t think any child yet have protested.

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    Meanwhile, some other popular ‘tragedeighs’ include names that aren’t real names, like Tractor. What’s more, made-up names that sound real, like Mayleigh or Bryleigh, are also fair targets for some gentle mockery.

    However, some names that are not ‘tragedeighs’ include Schuyler (a common foreign spelling of the name ‘Skyler’), Wilson (a last name in place of a first name), Raleigh (which is the name of a city), Aoife (an Irish name). Just because a name doesn’t look English, is overly common, or foreign, doesn’t make it worthy of posting on the group.

    In the rush to help their kids stand out from the crowd, some status-seeking parents completely forget that their children will have to live with the names they’re given. Well, until they come of age and can legally change them to something cool or (dare we say it?) slightly more ‘normal.’

    There’s no excuse for bullying. However, kids can and do tease each other over various things, from someone’s weight to whether someone’s wearing glasses. And, yes, if you do have an unusual name, you’re increasing the chances that they’ll get teased for it in the playground.

    #16

    Found In The Wild

    Found In The Wild

    Naomi Levitsky Report

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How's about Mayhem or Dustbyn or Dumpstyr or Sheightshow....

    Bookworm
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beckett is a real name, at least, and Zayn isn't too bad - the spelling is odd but someone could still look at it and know how to say it so definitely not the worst on here. The others are stupid.

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk, Zayn is a name of arabic origin though... so may be strange if a white kid has that name. (then again in a few years I can see the ol' one direction fans naming more kids Zayn or something ._. it's not a bad name at least)

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want suggestions? Tagomizer, Incestina, Maculata, Elllbow.

    SheHulk
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elllbow ... isn´t that a welsh name?

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    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ryatt? Hope he doesn't live up to that name/definition (a violent disturbance)

    Suby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One parent wanted Ryan, the other Matt, so that's the compromise.

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel they like the letter 'y'

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Zane (not the ridiculous spelling with the y so much tho

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zayn is alright, kinda. Wth must you be on in order to create the others?

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beckett's fine too, it's an old but normal name.

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    Aleksandra Kalbarczyk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kashtyn is so similar to polish word for chestnut - KASZTAN. And we use it as synonym to moron (for example: omg he's such a kasztan)

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of-Annie’s dad: So tell us, have you thought of any names for the baby yet? Annie: Well, if it's a boy, we like Cody, Cooper, Riley or Wyatt. Brian’s dad [horrified]: Wyatt? As in Earp? Brian: Yeah. You don't like it, Dad? Brian’s dad: Well, I like it better than Cooper. Annie’s little brother: Or Riley. Annie’s dad: Hey, what if it's a girl? Brian: For a girl, our favorite name is Chloe. Annie’s little brother: Chloe? It's not even American. Brian: Thank you, Matthew. We realize that. We also like Phoebe and Sophie. And we're still debating between Lucy and F***y. Brian’s mom: You're not considering any family names? Isn't the first son supposed to be named after the paternal grandfather? Brian’s dad: Well, he doesn't have to be named John, of course. Any name on my side will do. We have an Andrew in the family. A Melville. A Jacob. Jake is a great name. Annie’s dad: Hey, you know what. They don't need any more suggestions. Their list is fine. Brian’s mom: You're absolutely right, George. Anything is fine as long as it goes with MacKenzie. Annie’s dad: Wait a minute. I thought the baby's last name was gonna be Banks-MacKenzie with a hyphen. Wasn't that the deal? Annie’s little brother: Would you like to go through life with the name Cooper Banks-MacKenzie? Kid's gonna sound like a law firm.

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should be open to never having more kids

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    #17

    Found In The Comments Of An Article About Gen Alpha Names

    Found In The Comments Of An Article About Gen Alpha Names

    Kelsey Gratz Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one that thought of xylophone when they saw this?

    RafCo (he/him/ele)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was waiting for the list of side effects. Only take Xhylhan with a full stomach, and do not operate heavy machinery immediately after use. If you start bleeding from your a**s, contact your doctor. In rare cases, Xhylhan is known to cause spontaneous combustion. Should you explode, stop taking Xhylhan

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    Judy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOUR Brother...HIS Parents??? I'm Konphuzed!

    day light
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no I'd disown my life givers too if they named my sibling some dumb sh*t like this

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    More!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sounds like a prescription

    Anne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brother named Xhylhan.. but he is mad at HIS parents? ehm.. but.. if he is your brother.. don't you share parents?

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, his parents must be Caucasian too. So, no use being mad at them for passing that on.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "brother" "his parents"

    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do we need to know he’s Caucasian? The name is horrible in any color, I promise.

    Jude Laskowski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People can always go to court and change their name.

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    #18

    Jimbobtom... Yikes

    Jimbobtom... Yikes

    Brittany Nicole Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Short for Jamesrobertthomas

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mixing the names of the possible fathers

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a friend who named their son William Robert. Was not impressed when someone shortened it to Billybob as a joke.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can almost taste the cup of sugar in the sweet tea.

    Icecream Sarang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear, were parents related? I mean BEFORE they got married?

    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of when my 7 year old neighbor was playing Sims and named her character BillybobJimbobJoebobBobbob.

    Maggie Hood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be shy show us the last name

    Paul Nieder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that's a real name. I think that's just his username.

    Kaittron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think his son is named jimbobtomgreg?

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    Strangely spelled names are setting someone up for being teased, whether by their fellow students or even the teachers themselves. Why make your kid’s school life harder from the get-go when there are plenty of conventionally wonderful, meaningful, and beautiful names out there to choose from?

    There’s only so much you can get away with if you’re not a celebrity or your child already has a strong sense of pride and identity, and knows how to stand up to bullies.

    Maybe ‘Ashleigh’ is proud of her name and how it sounds, but wants to be called ‘Ashley,’ like all the other girls. And maybe ‘Banjo Henry’ would rather go by ‘Henry’ than introduce himself as a gosh darn musical instrument for the rest of his life.

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    After all, he might not be aiming for a musical career down the line… and even if he was, how do you imagine people would react when they hear that the best violin/piano/saxophone player in the world is named ‘Banjo’? In the interim, he’d have to deal with lots of teasing that probably involves jokes about the US South and the ‘Banjo-Kazooie’ video game series.

    #19

    Baby Banjo

    Baby Banjo

    Kyah Thompson Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banjo Paterson wrote Waltzing Mathilda. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banjo_Paterson

    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actual name: Andrew Barton Paterson. 'Banjo' was a nickname/pen name. John Wayne wasn't christened 'Duke' Wayne, now was he? Come to that, he wasn't even christened 'John Wayne'.

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    Robin C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry..but l like this one..

    𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, banjo is a common name and has roots back to the late 18th century

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    KamCy Ahaka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Among the Yoruba speaking people of Nigeria, Banjo is an actual name and it has nothing to do with the musical instrument.

    Alex S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a famous poet in Australia so not a weird name here either.

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    Rosa Carone-Prendergast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish parents would realize they're naming a child who will one day be an adult and not a freaking puppy or kitten.

    Mitchell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If parents are Australian, there is historical significance

    Icecream Sarang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else now have Dueling Banjos stuck in their head?

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well there is precedent (Banjo Paterson, Australian poet) but Banjo was not his birth name

    Kat Pekin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banjo is not a terribly uncommon name in Australia due to the poet. Not common but you wouldn’t really double take if you heard it.

    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's nasty, this little boy has a lovely name, people not understanding (and I am saying this euphemistically!) why an Aussie would want to name their son Banjo is illiterate.

    Alex S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I thought it was off limits to mock names from other cultures that you don't really understand?

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    sbj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Henry Banjo would've been okay, even cool

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    #20

    Wut

    Wut

    Kionae Kelly Report

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They wanted to name them salamander but they put down the wrong name accidentally and just went for it!

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    Dreaming Spirit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I live, Sollux is a company that sells infrared "healing" lamps

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What even was the thought process behind that tragedy?

    DaisyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again some of these folks are not fit to parent

    Jude Kay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think how many times their name will be spelled when they're in the news for murdering someone!

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    MonicaChicagoGal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but that is totally a stupid name FFS.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her son must be a dwarf in a Fantasy book with this name

    Esme Love and Squalor
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof this is bad. Not shaming the poor kid named this. Heavily shaming his parents

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    #21

    Found This Gem At Work Today

    Found This Gem At Work Today

    Group member Report

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, this is one of the worst ones by far!!

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I blame Will.I.Am for this.

    cecilia kilian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as the parent of a William, I protest!

    Renegade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the daughter and grandmother to two, I join your protest.

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    Mike Anderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Resume goes right into the round file.

    CammyCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Came across a customer once whose name was, for real, Derry Ayers

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    Before you decide on a name, remember that it takes two people to decide. Don’t forget to run your ideas by your partner before you commit to a single name 100%. Even a great name might have some extremely negative connotations for either partner (e.g. if someone named X bullied them in the playground for years). Meanwhile, they might want to honor a beloved family member and name them Y.

    #22

    He Was Saying It Was For “Dewey” The Whole Tiktok, But I Was Not Ready When He Actually Spelled It Out

    He Was Saying It Was For “Dewey” The Whole Tiktok, But I Was Not Ready When He Actually Spelled It Out

    Group member Report

    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hughweigh and Lughweigh are so happy for their brother's birthday.

    Justin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might have to reweigh deweigh after all that cake

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Bond, James Bond" "Pleased to meet you Mr. Bond. I'm Daisymall, Deweigh Daisymall"

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    De-way? Dewy? Dee-wee? D’wee?

    Ta2dWhtTrsh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure spelling it "Dewey" would make it any better

    Elizabeth Elliot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This is Deweigh." "Are you Mandalorian?"

    BLONDTROBL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He ain't heavy, he's my DeWeigh.

    JojoC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They got that accent? Ya know? The one that sounds something like "DoWAAAAY!!" When calling the kid?

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    #23

    For The Love Of God (Also Featuring The Most Sad Beige Nursery Ever)

    For The Love Of God (Also Featuring The Most Sad Beige Nursery Ever)

    Tori Williams Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to be confused with his brother, Wetman Jacob.

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And their sister, Moistwoman Jessica

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    Mi So
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please oh please may Dryman be the last name and the kid’s name is actually James. And if not, at least the kid has a normal name to fall back on.

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dryman James" sounds like a nickname for a guy that will never please a person. Poor fella 🥺

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    Amanda Lynch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this name is gonna make dating hard...

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait maybe it's international name order, and his name's really James Dryman. That's not as bad.

    BLONDTROBL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here, let me moisten that for you.

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    #24

    The "Show Your Child And Then What You Named Them After" Trend On Tiktok. They Are Ryan Upchurch Fans... So Creeklee?

    The "Show Your Child And Then What You Named Them After" Trend On Tiktok. They Are Ryan Upchurch Fans... So Creeklee?

    Madison Terry Report

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 "1, 2, Creeklee's coming for you" 👹

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People should need a license to breed.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What "saying" is "Creek squad"? I don't get it. The only thing I can google is various rednecks with confederate flags spending their money on car modification.

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a weird way to say crinkly.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. It's a dumb name. 2. Some schoolmate is going to figure out they can nickname her Reek and it's going to stick and she's going to feel sad.

    Maggie Hood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah these sound like the type of people to say "creek squad"

    Parriah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't it be Creekleigh? Do you even love her?

    J. Grawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a basis for naming someone.

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    #25

    Rawrr

    Rawrr

    Liadh Ní Meanma Report

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just child abuse.

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, may she roar like a lioness. I'm sure that's that the reason for the LEOPARD print.

    Little L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I missed that, adds another layer!

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    peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would not even name a cat this way. ...hell. roar for Christ. 🙈 what s wrong with people?

    Daft Mosquito
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C'mon, I love cats too. I would gladly address my kitty as Meaowa Cattina. An opera diva.

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    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the christ part made this especially nauseating.

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The secondhand embarrassment hurts

    memyselfandI
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lionah isn’t too bad, Leona is a valid name and it’s not common enough for there to be an obvious set spelling. Roarah is just weird. I could see it spelled Rora maybe, but it’s still weird.

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See I liked Rora, your spelling fixed it for me. I’d call her Rory. But it’s adding the Lion-whatever to the roarah name that just absolutely kills it.

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    ACE PIRATES 4 THE WIN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Roar like a lioness for Christ”? Ouch. I hate it when people use their kids to push a religious agenda. Like, this kid is a newborn! Let her decide for herself if she wants to follow a religion

    Little L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lion or Lioness? Make up your mind people!!

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    #26

    This Is Fresh, Newly Mastered!

    This Is Fresh, Newly Mastered!

    Billie DeFoe Report

    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope, he's not blue. And doesn't attract bats

    Your Neighborhood Alien
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the reference I'm missing here? It sounds cool (what you wrote, not the name 🙈)

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    Bonesko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    News headline from 2050, "Master Nebula Echo overthrows all world leaders and enslaves all humans." I'm choosing to be proactive and say All hail our future overlord! I always believed in you 😙

    MaggieMay85
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better safe than sorry. All Hail Master Nebula Echo! 🤞Please be a good person 🤞

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    Eris Kallisti
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they using "Master" in the old-fashioned formal title sense? It used to be considered the junior form of "Mister". It was used to formally address males under 18. Maybe his name is just Nebula Echo but as he's a newborn it's Master Nebula Echo as opposed to Mister Nebula Echo

    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just saying my mum addresses my son's mail to him this way, his name is NOT master.

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    Purple Sprinkles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a white baby named Master...no, please, no.

    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, my mum addresses my son's cards this way. It's like saying Mr. except for an underage boy, not the head of household.

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    Sherry Moore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think alot of these people are on some weird drugs

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, is his first name really "Master?"

    O-O
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least his first name isn't amazon

    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usernames are not the same as legal names.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are these people using a random name generator?

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    #27

    A Customer That I Had. It Was Pronounced Like Ariel

    A Customer That I Had. It Was Pronounced Like Ariel

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    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the famous little siraian.

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suddenly developed a speech impediment...

    Benhur Tan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats the sound a wolf makes in heat

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've guessed " Oh real"

    Axel Tojo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All in all I think the naming went a little awry y'all.

    Ovata Acronicta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pronounced Ariel? I said "Auriel" first, like the god from Elder Scrolls...and it's not a name I would give to a child but it is a name I gave to a gecko. That's honestly wild.

    smolspeedycats
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ariel is a great name, Awraial not so much

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    #28

    The Lady Who Was Helping Me At The Bank Today Said Her Name Was "China" But Her Water Bottle Says This. Wouldn't Consider Either Name A Tragedeigh But Pronouncing Cheyenne "China" Is

    The Lady Who Was Helping Me At The Bank Today Said Her Name Was "China" But Her Water Bottle Says This. Wouldn't Consider Either Name A Tragedeigh But Pronouncing Cheyenne "China" Is

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    Erika
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheyenne is a fine name on its own but isn’t pronounced like “china”

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Illiteracy is rather high in some southern states.

    Little L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL but it should be Meet my son Austria, spelled Ozstreighlya

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    The Darkest Timeline
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No kidding, I know a kid named “Gideon” (that’s the way it’s spelled) but pronounced “Guide-uhn”. Like, his parents looked at that name and thought it was pronounced like that.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Cheyenne" could be her last name, or "China" could be a nickname she goes by.

    Firefly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that China might be a nickname, too.

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    Karen Fernley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isnt Cheyenne a state capital in America?

    ChariotLee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. It's the capitol of Wyoming, and before that, the name of a tribe of Native American. My name’s Cheyenne. Can’t tell you how many “Wyoming” jokes I've gotten.

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    Tina Scogin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New a woman that saw the most beautiful name for her daughter in a magazine. She pronounced it like Knee-koi-s... Nicoise... I asked if it was a food magazine. She was surprised that I "guessed" that. Sigh.

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a beautiful niece named Cheyenne!

    Bet Rob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a new child come to our large church's children's choir several years ago. The mother handed us a filled-out visitor/new member card, with the girl's name spelled "Beyoncé," but didn't say the child's name. So of course we teachers pronounced the name as the singer does. Mama snapped, "It's BIANCA," glaring at us like we were idiots.

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    #29

    Three For The Price Of One Vomit Session

    Three For The Price Of One Vomit Session

    Christopher Sexton Report

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've lost the will to live.

    Dani M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and there I spent the last 37 years being grumpy carrying the most popular female name from 1982-92 in my country. i´ll stop doing that now. i am grateful for the mercy

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm certainly gaining a new respect and liking for the top 5 from 1958

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    Erin S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dahvi'Aire and Derri'Aire

    gma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i posted this a long time ago.. She named her daughter Gonorreah. she thought it sounded pretty

    HardieBoysMama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like Kimora Lee Simmons???

    James P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These names sound like Scotch distilleries.

    BeardedVulture
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The perfect argument as to why name changes should be free

    BLONDTROBL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spy with my little eye, four for the price of one 🤮🤮🤮🤮

    Phil Green
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They all live in a street called Bell End, in Knobsville.

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    #30

    It Sounds Like A Fabric Store Or A Type Of Lace

    It Sounds Like A Fabric Store Or A Type Of Lace

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    Collin Lyle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it wrong that this name annoys me?

    Miles Mawyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually know a Collins, and he gets very unhappy if you don't pronounce the S.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That nursery just screams "this is my first child".

    LJ Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until little Collins projectile vomits all over the bows and chair. I love the look and colors, but it's going to, or should, look like hell in about 2 years.

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    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just misread that as coffins 🤦🏽‍♀️

    That emo Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohnodeargodwhathavewedonetodeservethis?

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like a gated community.

    Jack Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like the full name is "Lace Collins" not "Collins Lace" something.

    Judi Sherosky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Collin is too close to "colon" for my taste

    BLONDTROBL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe that Collins is the last name. And that color scheme is making me nauseous.

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    #31

    Elon Musk And Grimes C H R I S T

    Elon Musk And Grimes C H R I S T

    Helena DeLuca Report

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. So his name looks like a footnote.

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm left wondering if she literally said the letters T, B and H.

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was hoping this would come up. And I read recently that their daughter previously known as Exa Dark Sideræl Musk will now be known as 'Y'. Presumably baby number three will just be called 'Z'

    Maggie Hood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bros name is a randomly generated google password

    FerRN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a wifi password?

    Judi Sherosky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now he fits right in the heart of China

    darqemm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like he's a toy instead of a human being. God help him.

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    #32

    Sometimes I Hate My Job

    Sometimes I Hate My Job

    Lisa Marie Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Censoring is top notch. Can’t even make out the “Financial aid staff” underneath the censor thingy

    smolspeedycats
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing they blacked out the "To Financial Aid Staff" so the person's privacy wasn't compromised.

    Dani M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone pusuade her to name her son Verrmyn

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was named this, it would bug the hell out of me every time I looked at my name.

    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what you put on the license plate of a Beetle when the correctly spelled plate is taken.

    Barbara Skolly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not as much as Leydi hates her parents

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, so ladybugs are my favorite things in the world. I have two ladybug tattoos. I collect anything and everything with ladybugs pictured on it. My husband's pet name for me is my first name (begins with 'L', two syllables) plus 'bug'. And even I would never name give my kid this name!!

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    #33

    Found On An Au Pair Page

    Found On An Au Pair Page

    Shay Bastiani Report

    Dani M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sail and his twin sisters Rudder and Oar

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deyon wanna Sail to the Banx with me on Sunday?

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be something in the water....

    Erin S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody tell this person that they need a comma after each name as well.

    Parriah
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't remember the name of a show with sextuplets but 3 older male siblings are named Saylor, Bridge and Wales. The baby's names? BLU, LAYKE, RAWLINGS, RAYNE, TAG, and RIVERS. Layke and Tag might be worst names of all time.

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    #34

    Why?

    Why?

    Tatia Heleski Report

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unusual spelling. It was originally "Sttteffffffffffffffphon".

    AlexJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New York's hottest name is Steffphon. This name has everything: Two F's, a PH, disappointing parents..

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Is that spelled with an 'F' or a 'PH'?" -- "Yes."

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I scroll away I need to come back because out of the corner of my eye, it looks like “Steffpon.” I need to keep checking that the second H didn’t really disappear, and then I think “Oh, who cares?” and it happens AGAIN. Apparently, all this name stupidity is getting to me.

    Chris M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was totally an argument over how to spell it and neither one was willing to cave.

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    #35

    Names

    Names

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    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stormie Nicole" hm... yeah, that's a bit over the top.

    C .Hunger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but the daughter names sound a bit, well, porn-y.

    Edurne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually really like the name "summer jade" :)

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a new trend I hadn't heard of until now? Putting words you think are cool in front of otherwise normal names like an idiot?

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the middle names are all normal? So the kid could just go by Leon or Ann.

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So.....they wanted to give their child a p*rn name?

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some good cocktail names in there.

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how they come up with names for characters in James Bond movies.

    smolspeedycats
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anxieteigh's a lovely name, don't you think? D'Pressíone is also melodious.

    Mangelo Il Fumatori
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These all sound like bad drink names.

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    #36

    Baby Names

    Baby Names

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    Got Myself 4 Pandas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter is called Olivia - my eyes hurt seeing it butchered like that

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you didn't spell it like a non-butter spread

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    Dreaming Spirit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she thinks that's how you spell Olivia?

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    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are giving me a headache. What's wrong with the traditional spelling?

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think she has spelt "Jade" right, I think it's supposed to be "d'jeigh'd"

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which one do you lean to? Aleighannowards neither of these

    Amanda Lynch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm scared that she thinks "Olyviah" is "overused"...

    Isa's left eye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me way too long to realize they were pronounced Elena and Olivia

    ACE PIRATES 4 THE WIN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My given name is Elena and I didn’t even realize that was how it’s pronounced

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    9 animals and counting
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither? Why do people do this to their kids!!!

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    #37

    It’s Hndrxx

    It’s Hndrxx

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    ACE PIRATES 4 THE WIN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine this kid in elementary school learning every word must have at least one vowel 🤦

    Justin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MOM! Jaylen took all my vowels and won't give them back!

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel so bad. Hndrxxx is getting bullied for the rest of his life.

    Amaryllis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy that poor child a vowel. Or two.

    Lukyan Terdal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A VOWEL IN IT!

    Birbie Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hndrxx sounds like someone trying to hold in a sneeze

    J. Grawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when you are on acid naming your kids

    Xray0976
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The room is pretty sweet though

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    #38

    Two Tragedeighs In One Post

    Two Tragedeighs In One Post

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    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Border-line treighlor trash name...

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HEY! I live in a trailer and I have some pride, lol 😂😂

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    pat manna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they sound like some thing you can catch from going in the pool

    LeeAnne B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Treichene sounds inoperable.

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god, I hate to think what the rest of her family is named. Teighlor?? Treichene???

    Jay Son
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they misspelled neighbors :S

    Charley128
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Treichene? Isn't that a pesticide from Monsanto?

    Maul!
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love playing with lil ants too!

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    #39

    Some Random Photographers Pictures Came Up On My Timeline As A “Suggested Post” And They Were First Birthday Pictures For A Kid Named Kreek

    Some Random Photographers Pictures Came Up On My Timeline As A “Suggested Post” And They Were First Birthday Pictures For A Kid Named Kreek

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, given the expression, "up sh*t creek without a paddle", the kid's nickname at school is now sorted

    Dianellian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many dumb f***s naming their kids stupid names. They shouldn’t be having kids!

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine he grows up and marries the "Creeklee" from earlier in the list

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be why the cake is shaped like a fishing float.

    Little L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean it got a tree and all

    KARMAZYNA Rogalska
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parrots make that sound when they want attention...

    Tessa Vosselman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: Kreek is the dutch word for creek. Pronounced like krake. Maybe they're being "exotic".

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    #40

    Correct Me If I’m Wrong, And I Often Am…. But The First Two Names Suck Börls

    Correct Me If I’m Wrong, And I Often Am…. But The First Two Names Suck Börls

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    3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the name Ophelia... Just not spelled like that.

    DeathBeforeDecaf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. Ophelia is a gorgeous name. This looks like O-fail-ya.

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    Icecream Sarang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s really nothing wrong with these names…except Umbriel is a little outdated by say a millennia.

    🥔SaltyPotato🥔
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freyja is cute. The others are just abuse

    Justin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat's name is Freyja

    Salty.Hag
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With all the names we already seen these ones are the least worst of them

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought Umbriel was a Pokémon

    Diolla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At laest those are actual names and not some bastardized versions of existing names. Thye're a bit pretentious but ok.

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like Scandinavian names.

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    #41

    Happy Birthday ~dilloyn~ He Pronounced It Dylan The Entire Video So I Was Shocked When He Wrote It Out At The End

    Happy Birthday ~dilloyn~ He Pronounced It Dylan The Entire Video So I Was Shocked When He Wrote It Out At The End

    Henry Gles Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Putting aside the terrible name, that cake looks fire

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy Birthday Dilloyn. Only two more years until you can change your name and disown your parents!

    Becky Klebe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Related to Deweigh (Dewey) from an earlier post?

    OneHappyPuppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess too, its6the same tiktok user screenshot

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    Little L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he meant Dill On my burger please

    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dill-Loin Like a pickled piece of pork.

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That name lends itself to a major variation of insults.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's not ignore his sister Trashyqween

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    #42

    See In The Safety Section Of Where I Work

    See In The Safety Section Of Where I Work

    Tim Peterson Report

    Lukyan Terdal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only situation when it's okay to name your kid after a city, is if you're raising them to join the Decepticon Justice Division.

    J. Grawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Failed grade school spelling. F-

    Nicola Koh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Because Our Mom Didn't Use Protection"

    Androgyny Lunacy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    !! My kids' aunt is named Daelynne 🤣 I don't like her. At all.

    Emily Phillips
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend who named her daughter londyn

    #43

    Found In The Wild. I’m Thinking The First Name Is Shania

    Found In The Wild. I’m Thinking The First Name Is Shania

    Debbe Smith Hartwell Report

    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once knew someone called Marie-Juana.

    Lightning and Thunder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw something where parents named there kid Jenna-Dahlia

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many of these names have such a 'trailer park' vibe to them. Like, "My life is very low brow and ordinary but I imagine that if I give my child a weird unique name they will somehow be magical and special."

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad but true. Goes back a long way, Aztec slave children would be given jewel or royalty names

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    K but why do moms have to make easy names so hard to figure out, I stared at this for a good 10 seconds…these poor kids. It shouldn’t be so hard to read/impossible to sound out.

    J. Grawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your kids are kids not book characters

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's a great name. Not great if you ever get stopped by the police.

    Blue_Mouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the first one is sha-nai-a

    crivvy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won't need to come up with a stripper name.

    Lisa M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dyslexia is not a joke. That's the mother's name isn't it?

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    #44

    I'm Sorry I Just Can't Get On Board With This One

    I'm Sorry I Just Can't Get On Board With This One

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fable Moon meet Nebula Echo.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the most 'normal' names in this thread. Back in the 60s it made news that someone would name their child "Moon Unit". It got talked about a lot a the time. But fast forward a few decades and now it's just, "I gave the monkeys typewriters. Let's see what names they come up with."

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one really isn't too bad at all. especially compared to the others in this post. I'd consider this one an unusual name rather than a bad or weird one.

    Mike Anderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This whole story line is proves how arrogantly shallow and stupid many of our younger generation is. I repeat if people cannot remember a persons name they will miss out on jobs and promotions for their entire lives.

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, people are called Saga in my country.

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    #45

    My First Contribution To This Group!

    My First Contribution To This Group!

    Kayla Toth Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to be fair i would also look mean if i had a name like that

    Elizabeth West
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When she's an adult and holds her children, they'll be sitting in the lap of Luxury.

    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You put name any kid 'Luxury' and then dress them like that, they are never going to look anything but mean.

    Awkward lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is she wearing?!

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something that was bought at a boutique called "Buttons and Bows". Probably....

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    Dianellian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF is Luxury wearing? We stayed in a hotel in Hanoi called Luxury Hotel. It was not. The L had fallen off so it was Uxury.

    DeVille
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn’t a baby that small be rear facing?

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She might still be - it's hard to tell from the pic.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That outfit is nearly as bad as the name but at least an outfit is easy to take off.

    J. Grawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Voted most likely to live on welfare.

    Zelda McLink
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Introducing the tribute from District 1!

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    #46

    "Pick A Terrible Name Then Add A Y To Make It Unique" Said No One Ever

    "Pick A Terrible Name Then Add A Y To Make It Unique" Said No One Ever

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knox is a bit too normal (surnames as first names are quite common). How about Gnoccs instead?

    BLONDTROBL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fryst chaynce I gyt, I'm gunnah ayniahleight aryzonah and Knox hymn intu nyxt wyyk!

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but how tf was I able to read that?? I thyinck thyz lyzt is dewing soumthyng weighrd to my breighn...

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    J. Grawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learn to spell. That's a good start

    RandomHumanBean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knox is a last name (my english teacher's last name, in fact)

    Ingeborg Børch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never come across a thread where I didn't like a single picture; I liked the comments, but as someone said, a lot of this is just child abuse. It is astonishing how people seem to have no regard for their offspring in the hunt for a name that will make parents feel special - 'cause it's not for the child's sake, that's for sure.

    Chancey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's terrible about Chance?

    Foster Disbelief
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm stuck guys, help! For a boy I have it down between "Daterapist"or "Macho Grande", but if it's a girl I can't decide between "C**kgobbler," "Mattress," or "Christina." I know, I know, saddling a child with the name "Christina" is practically child abuse, but I like the name, shoot me.

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    #47

    Found In Another Group... Who Names Their Child "Royalty"

    Found In Another Group... Who Names Their Child "Royalty"

    Silary Sagamus Continuadi Report

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is R.I.P Mommy her given name?

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't call your kid Champagne unless she's born in the Champagne region of France. Otherwise you can only call her Sparkling Kid

    Erin S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope Zagne's short for La'Zagne.

    Momma_Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of those names are HORRIBLE!! Poor kids..

    Sharon Ritchie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a nickname for the old woman across the road ~ aye that's champagne Renee she always drinking

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bugger, that means I'm going to end up as Cava Lin.

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    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone UK folks remember the tv show Footballers’ Wives

    Ole Peder Amrud Hagen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing says stripper like Champagne Renée.

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    #48

    Wut?

    Wut?

    Krissy Clark MacNeill Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daffodilsnow is her sisters name.

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is their brother called Cedarhail?

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    Circular0rb
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be spelled Deighsyreign

    Icecream Sarang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can tolerate this one. It’s just taking Daisy and Rain and making them one word instead of two.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm okay with this, sounds vaguely hippie

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    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lemme guess: it’s pronounced “dah-IZZY rah-eeen.”

    Apocalypse Whippet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did her mother name her after the Warrior Cats OC she had as a twelve-year-old?

    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very good southern name (USA).

    Christina R
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this as DaisyTRAIN. Which could totally end up being her knickname (slang for a type of group sex)

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    #49

    I Live In A Pretty Rural Area And At First I Thought This Was A Girl And I Know Ppl Are Gonna Call Allie Kaeh Emphasis.trajickk Imo

    I Live In A Pretty Rural Area And At First I Thought This Was A Girl And I Know Ppl Are Gonna Call Allie Kaeh Emphasis.trajickk Imo

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trajickk! Now there's a cool name 😂

    Icecream Sarang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else not surprised the Rural people named their kid AK? Is the middle name Forty-seven?

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that description? Looks like a file extension

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it Alex the lion's given name

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely has a feminine vibe to it.

    Zelda McLink
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the Aussie slang name for someone who drinks too much...

    Chintal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they are thinking it will be pronounced 'ah lee kay' but literally no one who reads it is going to pronounce it that way

    Ally B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually an African name.

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    #50

    Havilyn James

    Havilyn James

    Megan Coffey Report

    Cathy Gilstrap
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't Havoline a brand of motor oil?

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and that's EXACTLY where my brain immediately went too! 😂 And incidentally, since we're talking motors, there's a car lot near me called (Eddie) Gilstrap Motors, LOL!

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    Tom De Paul
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of all of them, this one isn't that bad.

    BLONDTROBL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As in Havilland? Fine China?

    BJ Hage
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    indeed it is. Good catch, I am proud of you on my SO's behalf. (The china is strong with her)

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    Marilyn Russell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, so you choose a crazy made up name and also an almost unreadable font.

    Blue_Mouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t mind the name havilyn

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like they heard Evelyn and changed some letters to be original.

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    #51

    From An Ig Page

    From An Ig Page

    Bahram Rabii Report

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is mocking stupid names.

    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d love to know what that advert is for

    #52

    Also Has A Tattoo That Says “Gamber”

    Also Has A Tattoo That Says “Gamber”

    Kayleigh Rose Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not go with "Postpartum" as the name? No worse than any of the other monstrosities on here

    #53

    Treileigh Rose

    Treileigh Rose

    Samantha Minter Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if she’s the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen then WHY DID YOU CURSE HER WITH SUCH A NAME

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were cursed with that name I'd go by Trey. I think that's kind of a cute nickname for a girl. Better than her full name anyway 🙄

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    #54

    Kaiyzen Glaive

    Kaiyzen Glaive

    Abby Magee Report

    Bookworm
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did these people really not look up the definition of 'Glaive,' or are they just huge fans of medieval European polearms?

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for making me google it, it looks cool (still a terrible baby name though)

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the kid's name literally means "continuously improving polearm". Okay, he will likely be a knight later on in life XD

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a drink coaster with the baby name on it?

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The script for the "kg" initials looks pretty, anyway.

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Kaizen is a process improvement seminar. that's not a good name.

    Celine RM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an European citizen, naming your child something, anything that can be shortened to KG is a terrible, terrible and cruel idea. 😭 It's such an invitation to bullying, especially if the kid turns out to be overweight...

    HogHedge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They wanted to name him after a liqueur but couldn't remember how to spell "Glayva"

    Benhur Tan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "20 inches long" lol, his full name??

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    #55

    This Kid Is Going To Hate His Parents

    This Kid Is Going To Hate His Parents

    Dennis Walker Jr. Report

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHA! LOOK, WE MADE OUR CHILD'S NAME A JOKE. HE'S NAMED AFTER A CHARACTER FROM A DIVISIVE SERIES OF FILMS THAT WE HAVE NO IDEA WHETHER HE'LL LIKE OR NOT. HE'LL GET PICKED ON FOR IT, AND JUST TO MAKE DOUBLY SURE OF THAT, WE DECIDED THAT HE SHOULD HAVE NO MIDDLE NAME TO FALL BACK ON! ISN'T THAT AMAZING? WHAT? YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE REFERENCE? WELL...that's weird. You're the weird one.

    🥔SaltyPotato🥔
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is Leia... I'm related to someone with the middle name Wren

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    Got Myself 4 Pandas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats name is Kylo - perfectly fine for a cat, not so much for a human

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do know that Kyle Ren killed his dad, right?

    Elio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the character Kylo Ren but I'd never name a kid after him. Maybe a cat or dog. Although if they named him Ben at least that's a normal name.

    Lukyan Terdal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't recall there being a 'Star Wars' character named Kyle. Is he from the Extended Universe or something?

    #56

    Oof A Former Classmate Of Mine Is Having A Baby And This Is…..well It Speaks For Itself

    Oof A Former Classmate Of Mine Is Having A Baby And This Is…..well It Speaks For Itself

    Tia Vance Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s an ultrasound right? I don’t mean to offend but it looks like there’s a blobfish in the picture

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the traditional one - it's 3D. I find them creepy but they are popular.

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    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her facial expression isn't keen on the name her parent's selected for her....

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I intentionally chose not to get a printed 3D ultrasounds of either of my kids, they looked so freaking creepy when I saw them on the screen

    #57

    Angelica

    Angelica

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    Cara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to call patients in at work. I google how to pronounce their names if they’re not familiar to me eg if a standard name in a different country but not here. I’m going to have to start working out how the heck to pronounce all these soon…. Wonder if I can change jobs??

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Angelica. There you go - fixed it for you. Poor kid will never learn to spell her own name.

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Full name: Enjhalika Esmena Emesis.

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    #58

    Spotted In The Wild

    Spotted In The Wild

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    #60

    Thought Yall Would Love This One

    Thought Yall Would Love This One

    Chrissy Hall Report

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahnestyyyyyy is such a lonely word 🎶

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least, she eats healthy.

    #61

    Seen In Another Tragedeigh Group

    Seen In Another Tragedeigh Group

    Brandee Holmes Report

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like a Latin quote someone would tattoo on themselves

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a demon would come bursting through the floor if I called all three kids in a row.

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    RMA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fish. Medical condition. Print house.

    A Very Risky Gamble
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had so much trouble with that last one that I thought it read 'dyslexia'

    Dani M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the oldest one is literally called "four" and then the rest of the parents brains went

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    #62

    Breaker Breaker One Nine

    Breaker Breaker One Nine

    Emily Prichard Report

    Margaret H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be better if the surname was Leg and they were a performer.

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naw. I'm thinkin' Breaker Hymen as a porn star.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tell me more about the need to include pentagrams

    Groaver Andout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid seems happy enough about it from the picture.

    Erika
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    once saw a kid named Blitz at the grocery store.. his parents were huge football fans

    #63

    Found On Tiktok

    Found On Tiktok

    Morgan Nachtigall Report

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's copyright infringement.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who had a dog named Zima but at least it was a dog.

    #64

    Noooo

    Noooo

    Jayden Alline Hare Report

    tamèreestchaude
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes TikTok will ban people if there is a minor in the video, and the mom may show her face, and TT could ban her, so she put fake body so it will pass the community guidelines. It is also hastagged teen mom so she may show herself in a crop top or feeding her child so she is attempting to not get banned. :) hope this helped!!

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    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are plenty of sweet, classic Southern Belle names for girls - you didn't have to be so literal...

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hi, what's your name?" "Southern!" "No, you're name, not where you're from..." 😊

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    RMA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Southern what? Cross? Comfort? Hemisphere?

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a middle name of christian.

    #65

    An Ad For Personalized Easter Eggs That Showed Up On My Twitter Timeline

    An Ad For Personalized Easter Eggs That Showed Up On My Twitter Timeline

    Mary McMahon Report

    Dani M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easton, Southton, Westton, Northon and their cousins Karsyn, Trainsyn, Planesyn

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    #66

    Rowdyn

    Rowdyn

    Elise Harrell Report

    V33333P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who thinks personalised pillows and s**t like this are way way way too American and weird?

    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not American, it's tacky "precious" people who spend way too much time on Pinterest and Etsy.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the kid had the surname Piper and the middle name Roderick (Roddy), I think it'd be more fitting XD

    C S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm American & agree.

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    #67

    What A Name

    What A Name

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    Dani M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uff.... but i do want to try the frosting...

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤤Me too but Kaslyn already has already dealt great misfortune. Let them eat cake!

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    #68

    Found At My Nail Salon

    Found At My Nail Salon

    Emily Weaver Report

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

    #69

    Haisleigh… Oof

    Haisleigh… Oof

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's good because she will face much bullying.

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    #70

    Ouch

    Ouch

    Stephany Blahey Report

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the name of a vegetable porn site.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can now imagine a bunch of people jacking off to a video of potatos being peeled thanks to this comment

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    Tam Clark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought his name was Lucky Pick

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    #71

    Bloom-Haisley Is A Hyphenated First Name Although I Was Hoping It Was A Mistake Until I Saw The Personalised Clothes And Blankets

    Bloom-Haisley Is A Hyphenated First Name Although I Was Hoping It Was A Mistake Until I Saw The Personalised Clothes And Blankets

    Shan Gallagher Report

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are the people who give their kids stupid names always the ones who have it printed on everything?

    Marissa Wolff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter's name is Coca-Cola and her brother's name is Crush. They're both good kids.

    No Clue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to school with someone whose name was the opposite pattern. Her first name was Bo, and her middle name was Kaye. But you called her by both. Bo Kaye.

    #72

    Found In Comment Section Of A Random Fb Reel About Crazy Baby Names🤣🫠🤢.these Names Are Atrocious. Colton Is A Normal Name, So Is The Exception. The Other Poor Children Though

    Found In Comment Section Of A Random Fb Reel About Crazy Baby Names🤣🫠🤢.these Names Are Atrocious. Colton Is A Normal Name, So Is The Exception. The Other Poor Children Though

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    Lydia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least their second names are normal

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paislynn Maeve sounds like Inspector Clouseau attempting to describe his tie.

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Maeve and Alexander are good names.....

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that forward thinking parent who realizes a child might still use their name after becoming an adult.

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only they'd stuck with the middle names. Maeve is a fairly common Irish name.

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son's name is Colton. Glad to hear that's considered "normal", lol.

    Celine RM
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maëve/Maëva is a very normal name for my country, although kind of regional I think? But Maeve is actually, along with Rose and Alexander, the only normal name we could've seen so far in this mess of a thread.

    Ole Peder Amrud Hagen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Colton is not a normal name, but Alexander is.

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son's name is Colton. It's pretty common now. Colt/Colton has been around a long time.

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    Sandy D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Maeve. I think it's Irish?

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    #73

    Aizkyn

    Aizkyn

    Grace Strickland Report

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must be Southern. "Aizkyn to y'all."

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    #74

    And That’s Why Giving Birth At 18 Is Not For Everyone. Avy… Avynleigh

    And That’s Why Giving Birth At 18 Is Not For Everyone. Avy… Avynleigh

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    #75

    My Sons Valentines List This Year, I’d Say It’s Pretty Tame Compared To Some I’ve Been Seeing Mine Is Maverick

    My Sons Valentines List This Year, I’d Say It’s Pretty Tame Compared To Some I’ve Been Seeing Mine Is Maverick

    Kayla Nichole Report

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should report them to the police immediately!

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maverick seems like a normal name but it reminds me of my friend’s dog

    tamèreestchaude
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isaiah isn't bad. It's a bible book. and also it could be a hispanic family. There are some people named Isaias in my school.

    HogHedge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of those names are quite traditional.

    Skylar (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems like an equation to solve in math, the fact that the younger kids are the more likely they are to have a wierd name.

    SweetCheesySpaghetti
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are ten names here that are 1) "normal" and 2) better than Maverick.

    #76

    Valentine’s Day List From My Daughters Class. Mine Is Bellamy

    Valentine’s Day List From My Daughters Class. Mine Is Bellamy

    Austin Ritenour Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those poor girls called "Abigail" and "Charlotte", they must get so much ribbing, not being spelled "Abygayl" and "Sharlot"

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a horse named Honey once

    Erika
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t like comic sans.. never use it

    Dani M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RJ - parents couldn´t afford more letter or already hiding a hideous traghedeigh

    HogHedge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I come from, you're not allowed to name your child "King" - or any name that denotes royalty (including "Royal") or military titles etc..

    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those poor kids in this thread. I had enough pain & humiliation at school with my own name (Sachiel)! Am also often called 'Satchel', too, because of the 'ch'.

    Alewa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is a Valentine's list?

    Li’l E.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teachers give them out to make sure each kid in the class gets a card.

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    Bookworm
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nehemiah might be the first name I've seen on this page that's weird because it's so old, instead of being weird because it's completely made up. I know it's biblical, but it's the kind of biblical that makes people ask if your parents were Amish. If you want to be traditional, there's a whole world of good biblical names that won't get your kid funny looks for the rest of his life. I'm not even going to get into the use or the total mangling of 'Zaccheus.'

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nehemiah is a pretty commonly known name in Israel, although a bit old fashioned

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    #77

    Pennyton

    Pennyton

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one's not too bad. At least the kid can be called "Penny" for short

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like Penningtons the clothing store? These poor kids lmao

    Mafia!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT'S MY DOG'S NICKNAME

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    School kids being what they are I hope she isn't an obese girl.

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't she in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade? "Only the Pennyton one can pass."

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    #78

    An Old Friend From High School Had Her First Child (Boy) Last Week & Finally Posted His Photos & Name Last Name. I Absolutely Love This Friend, But Nashdyn⁉️ Babe, Really?!?!

    An Old Friend From High School Had Her First Child (Boy) Last Week & Finally Posted His Photos & Name Last Name. I Absolutely Love This Friend, But Nashdyn⁉️ Babe, Really?!?!

    Jadyn Avery Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about we remove "Y" from the alphabet to stop all this nonsense?

    Dani M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mhm they might move on to more x and z and maybee discover the Q. too dangerous

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Nash" when he's being good. "Din" when he's making too much noise.

    #79

    Axl Blaise... Not To Say Any Spelling In Particular Is Masculine Or Feminine But That Just Looks Like A Girly Way To Spell Blaze. The Whole Names Awful Anyways But ... Blaze. An Xl Blaze. Lol

    Axl Blaise... Not To Say Any Spelling In Particular Is Masculine Or Feminine But That Just Looks Like A Girly Way To Spell Blaze. The Whole Names Awful Anyways But ... Blaze. An Xl Blaze. Lol

    Madina Rose Report

    Show thyself
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK...this one I don't understand. - Blaise is a classic name - an androgyn one as it is, but mostly used for boys/men. And Axl - it might not be everyones favourite, but at least you can pronounce it without help.

    Annik Perrot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blaise does exist here in France. It's a boy's name, though. A little obsolete right now, but might make a come back as so many outmoded names already have.

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone from work named Blaise. Nice guy.

    Arthur W. Arre
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Axl is man's name in Scandinavia , Blaise is man's name in Louisiana.So is Michel.

    Jochen Reichl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Axel" is a not so common, but tradtional German name. Blaise is a French boys name.

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and his brother Motr Flame.

    #80

    Man

    Man

    Anna Lakey Report

    Agfox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing tragic here, her daughters have traditional Nigerian names meaning God's blessings or wealth & God's goodness or gift, respectively.

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just hope that they are of Nigerian Heritage then. If that's the case, it's kinda cute, but.. maybe a bit over the top with how closely they match.

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    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one thing I hold out hope for is that these kids will be so over these fancy names we ill see a resurgence of Bill, Ken, Dave, Anne Sue, Mary, Betty...... May the next generation be more pronounceable.

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Effie and Essie to you and me.

    Groaver Andout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking the father's name is Mufasa