50 Times Parents Thought They Were Setting Up Their Kid With A Unique Name, Only For It To Be A “Tragedeigh”
InterviewWe don’t want to scare any future parents out there, but naming your child is a huge responsibility. People make immediate judgments about one another based on superficial things like their appearance, body language, tone, and—yes!—even their names. So if you have a ‘weird’ name, in some extreme cases, you might end up getting bullied or passed over for employment. But let’s be frank here: some names are far more bizarre than they need to be.
Some parents will go to extreme lengths for the sake of ‘originality,’ whether using mind-melting spellings or making up alien-sounding names that even Elon Musk would be proud of. And that’s a tragedy. Or, rather, a ‘tragedeigh,’ according to the ‘This name is a tragedeigh (Wild West Edition)’ Facebook group. We’ve collected some of the worst name offenders to ever grace the net, as shared by members of the group. Scroll down to check them out. (And don’t forget to call your parents and thank them for how awesome your name is, afterward.)
Kristina, one of the moderators helping run the entire group, answered Bored Panda's questions about what drives parents to give their kids 'tragedeigh' names. Read on for our full interview with her.
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Lol
Giving your kid stupid names like that should be grounds to take them away. If you can't even name your child with a proper name that won't get them bullied and beat up, your judgement in raising them simply can not be trusted.
Nah, the problem resides with the bullies and how THEY were raised. I was frequently teased/bullied in school about my last name. Bullies will find something different about someone they want to bully.
Load More Replies...Should have named her Radio Shack and no one would have bothered her.
Yes they would've because they always asked for her phone #
Load More Replies...The person who named their daughter Dayjanay probably liked the way it sounds. They probably had no idea they were actually naming her "lunch."
Lots To Unpack…wait For It
I've defended Musk on here several times, but Metta IV is way better than his kid's name. WAY better. And it still sucks.
Load More Replies...Yeah, I thought "oh baby Antoine, how is that weird; OK she's insane but that's another story" so that last corner was a surprise. But "Metta" is a normal Swedish name (diminutive of Margaretta?).
Load More Replies...I'm guessing it's more like grunts and howls during childbirth, hence the euphemism 'sound' ;-)
Load More Replies...If you have to put "pronounced" after it, you either come from a different language/culture than your friends, or have picked and idiot name for your child.
Someone Asked For Girl Baby Girl Name Suggestions…these Aren’t Even The Worst In The Thread
John Barlow is the hero we need, but not the one we deserve
Load More Replies...My name is Audrey and my friends really like it
Load More Replies...John's clearly trolling, though I suspect some of those moms might use these
Gonna take his advice and go with Velveeta for my first child 👌🤣🤣🤣
Load More Replies...The majority of the names suggested (save for John’s obvi) are pretty normal
Is that the Spanish pronunciation with the LL as a Y, or just L? Asking for a friend.
Load More Replies...Moderator Kristina was kind enough to share her thoughts on 'tragedeigh' names and why some parents opt for them. She also shed some light as to why social media groups about such names are such a popular niche online.
"I think the trend we've been seeing for crazy, bizarre names comes from people wanting their child to stand out. To be special," she shared with Bored Panda.
"I can't even tell you how many friends I had named Ashley or Justin growing up. And every girl either had Nicole or Marie or Anne as a middle name. Having such cookie-cutter names in our childhood sparks something in the new moms of today to give this new generation a sense of individuality," Kristina said. "Unfortunately, that manifests in the form of one tragedeigh name after another."
To Quote My Partner: “Is That Her Name Because Everyone Gets A Ride?”
A common Greek name is Calliope and Carousell is an equally pretty name (unique spelling notwithstanding). What is wrong here is the old school s**t shaming. It is wrong to imply she has many lovers, and it is wrong to say that having many lovers is unacceptable for a woman when it is celebrated for men.
Yes! B Hobbit, you are so right. It's not about her name, it's about the implication that she is promiscuous/ sleeps around/ is 'easy' and not discerning when it comes to sexual partners. It's something that has been used to shame women for too long. I've had people say stuff like that about me, and it made me feel so ashamed, even though I had no reason to be, other than societal pressure to feel bad about it.
Load More Replies...Well, that headline is kinda harsh. But her name is awful, regardless. Is this from some reality show?
I think the name sounds pretty. But if it's on a reality show, it might be a pseudonym!
My name is Seonag pronounced Shona, it is an unusual Irish spelling. Was always an issue at school. Named my daughter Eleanor because it's a beautiful name and so she won't get the same s**t I did at school and in life in general. On a side note is Maeve ok??
So Seo is "sh" like Sio is "sh" as in Siobhan? Is it unusual to have the Seo pronounced like that? Is Seonag a common name? Sorry, I'm curious.
Load More Replies...I think it's a pretty name, but names aside if my partner said something like that I would be single very quickly. That's called sexism
It is actually a pretty word, it's just that it will get laughed at forever...
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Ynnsayne parents naowadais, it´s shocking to see that they have no idea it´s a bad name.
Load More Replies...I met a woman named Rainbow (spelled like the word). Her parents were hippies, but she loved her name. She went by Rain for short.
A friend from school became pregnant her senior year and named that poor baby Cynnomyn (Cinnamon) Dawn. I'm still waiting for her to become a stripper.
Hardest thing about being a teacher is learning all the gibberish names of the snowflakes.
Quick correction: It's not the snowflakes that have the weird names, it's the snowflakes' children that get all the flak.
Load More Replies...the parents wanted a "unique" name but got a crappy one, i'm not saying the friend chose her own name
Kynzley Is Bad But... Pystol
Imagine setting your child up for years of bullying because you named them after a damn gun.
my brother is classmates with a kid named barret or something like that so naturally my brain thought of baret 50 cal
Load More Replies...All these people get their naming skills from having to come up with a similar name while creating accounts because Crystal was take so now they have Krystu1.
Agreed. A lot of these names remind me of trying to name video game characters when a lot of names are taken
Load More Replies...I know three kids named Colt, Ruger and Chamber. I wish I was kidding.
"A tragedeigh name isn't just a name that people dislike. It's a name that's been fabricated to be extremely unique or different," she explained.
"I might not personally care for the name Monica for example, but that doesn't make it a tragedeigh. Mawnyka would be a tragedeigh. Also, cultural names don't qualify either. You can't just take an Irish or Hebrew name and say it's a tragedeigh just because it looks strange in your language," Kristina detailed what does and doesn't constitute a 'tragedeigh.'
"Google is free and easy, and for some reason, people never seem to check before they submit a name for approval," she urged all current and future members of the Facebook group to do a bit of background research into names.
Names
Why not just spell it Serenity and Dallas? "huh , my name i mjijkje...with sillent Js"
I thought your name was Aeghdem, with silent GH and traditional saxon AE.
Load More Replies...Oh dear..do you also have a of bunch of "live,laugh, love" slogan stuff all over the house too?
They're always getting compliments. Then everybody claps.
It's like when you get stuck, shocked really, with what someone has told you. And you have no idea what to say. You can see the other person is really proud. So you go- "That's amazing!" Because you have no idea what else to say. Then they think everybody loves it.
Load More Replies...If you have to explain to everyone you meet how to pronounce the names then you should be able to see the problem. But you obviously wanted Youneek and I guess you got that.
It's amazing how it occurs to them to put the pronunciation in the tweet, but not how the kid is going to be constantly correcting people for the rest of their life (or until they legally change it).
Load More Replies...I read it as 'syringe', which would be good for a nurse (as a doctor, it scares patients away).
Load More Replies...If you have to put the actual spelling of the tragic name next to the name so people have a clue what it is, you have already proven the point that the spelling choices you made are stupid.
I had a friend named Quarine (Cor-in). My mom's friend who was an English teacher was like, "Her mom didn't know how to spell Corrine." I was like- no, it's cool. She was like- nope- Mom didn't know how to spell. Trust me. I always felt bad for Quarine after that.
Load More Replies...Hmm
That's pretty ph*ked up. "Phather, I am hungry. Phood please." "Phortunately Phrankie I am phree ATM so I will phorage in the pantry for some phood and pheed you."
I thought of the funny chihuahua Phteven. Major over bite and cute as can bee
Load More Replies...This couple hast to both have some kind of brain damage, or else they hate their kids but cant figure out how to stop having them
Mums Groups Are Absolutely Wild
I mean there are ways to give your children names from your favorite fandoms without naming your kid after a literal mental asylum. Like Quinn is actually a good name and it's not obvious because its actually a name.
Proctologist: "I'm sorry to say that you have an arsylum growing back here. But it doesn't look cancerous so we'll just freeze it off and send it to the lab to be sure."
.bro go get a cat name the cat Arsylum name your child Harley. Problem solved.
It Has to be a joke.. right? This thread is really difficult to tell the serious and jokes apart.
In the moderator's opinion, why groups like the one she moderates are so popular on social media depends on a few things.
"Some people might just want to laugh at ridiculous content. Some people might want to validate the questionable choices they made while naming their kids. Some people might just want to say, 'Hey I may have XYZ going on in my life, but at least my name isn't Jeeplyn or Mackynleigh or Wrennix,'" she quipped.
"With a group this size, there's always going to be more than one reason for people being here."
Hannahniah
Kind of sounds like someone is lagging while laughing when you read it for the first time
And suddenly Bananarama looks like a reasonable name...
Load More Replies...They wanted to name their kid Hananiah (a Hebrew boy’s name with a rich history and beautiful meaning), but probably wanted it to be more feminine (100% not defending it.)
Load More Replies...LOL, I commented the same thing without even looking at the previous comments. Exactly!
Load More Replies...Sounds like a more appropriate name for the vehicle in the background. The new Ford Hannahniah with all wheel drive and 47 cup holders.
Sounds like an STD: I'm sorry to tell you, but you've got Hannahniah. And it's incurable.
hannahnanabobanabananafanafofana... anyone else remember that song?
Had This Customer Come In Today
I hope the rest of their name is 'Tramps & Thieves' 🎶
Load More Replies...They Said Moms Name Is Elvia
Why did I think Gelvia had a giant lobster hand creeping up her arm 😂
The ‘This name is a tragedeigh’ Facebook group calls itself the ‘Wild West of Ridikulus names,’ and specifically misspells the words. It’s a clever meta-commentary on just how oddly some people’s names are spelled. Though remember that all of these posts made on the Facebook group are just opinions—if you love your name, good on you. Also, keep in mind, all of this gentle mockery of ‘bad’ names doesn’t apply to names from other cultures.
It’s one thing to move to another country and see people have difficulty pronouncing your name: it takes a lot of effort and energy to make sure everyone is respectful of your heritage. It’s an entirely different thing if your parents are locals who want to impress their family, friends, and complete strangers with their ‘brilliant’ naming ideas and end up confusing everyone in the process.
The Facebook group encourages people to be respectful of each other and avoid getting heated over each others’ opinions. The moderator and admin team explains what a tragedy, aka a ‘tragedeigh,’ actually is.
For instance, the name ‘Denyss’ (with two s’s) would fit the bill “because it’s spelled stupid.” Meanwhile, someone naming their child Anakin is also up for some criticism because someone clearly loves Star Wars and is pushing their hobbies on their kids.
Found In The Wild
Thornwolf Don and Tomahawk Von, two police officers who play by their own rules on the streets of LA, as portrayed by Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel
These are the kind of names you give to RPG characters, or chihuahuas, not children.
I came across twins the other day-we live in a small rural community with little farms and small villages, but only about 15 minutes from a major urban centre in the UK, so we're not exactly outback/wild west cowboy country. An old schoolfriend has just announced the arrival of their first grandchildren-Wylder Horse and Wyldernyss Wolf-newborn baby boys.
They should be removed from the parent's immediately.
Load More Replies...Lots To Unpack Here, But…
I think his name is the least concerning thing about this post - a 45 year old looking for a submissive 18 year old? Blech.
He definitely, like DEFINITELY hates women. Actually I'm not sure about that. He probably thinks women are objects of pleasure made to cater to men, so he probably doesn't have any feelings towards women.
Load More Replies...But he's seven and a half inches long! I love worms!
Load More Replies...No surprise he's single at 45 (not that there's anything wrong with being single if that's what you want!)
I hope he stays single forever. (Most women wouldn't touch this man with a ten foot pole, but a******s like him trap vulnerable, naive women for exactly this reason)
Load More Replies...If this is what men expect these days, no wonder there are so many incels.
I'm not sure if his name or profile is worse. That name is too ridiculous to be a lie, so it's got that on the profile.
Chances are his parents named him, so that part isn't his fault. Unfortunately he learned to spell from them, which is only the beginning of this red flag circus.
Load More Replies...I have a sneaky suspicion he's measuring from 2 inches above the tip to the end of his ball hair.
Just Saw This Posted For The Place Where I Live. Some Of These Names Are Wild!
With all the negative connotations, I didn't think "Karen" would be a good choice these days
Seriously? of all the ones on that list, you think that one's the problem?
Load More Replies...Barf would be better. "Full name's Barfolomew."
Load More Replies...Peterson is nothing more than a last name, and meaning peters son. In Nordic countries it’s spelled petersson. Back in the days if a daughter was born she would have last name petersdottir (peters daughter). Same with jayson, it’s jays son. We also have really strict naming rules and names that are weird and/or offensive are not allowed to name the child with. Last names can’t be first name and so on. So no one can’t name the child those ridiculous names here in Sweden and I don’t think any child yet have protested.
Petersen/Peterssen in Norway and Denmark, though.
Load More Replies...Meanwhile, some other popular ‘tragedeighs’ include names that aren’t real names, like Tractor. What’s more, made-up names that sound real, like Mayleigh or Bryleigh, are also fair targets for some gentle mockery.
However, some names that are not ‘tragedeighs’ include Schuyler (a common foreign spelling of the name ‘Skyler’), Wilson (a last name in place of a first name), Raleigh (which is the name of a city), Aoife (an Irish name). Just because a name doesn’t look English, is overly common, or foreign, doesn’t make it worthy of posting on the group.
In the rush to help their kids stand out from the crowd, some status-seeking parents completely forget that their children will have to live with the names they’re given. Well, until they come of age and can legally change them to something cool or (dare we say it?) slightly more ‘normal.’
There’s no excuse for bullying. However, kids can and do tease each other over various things, from someone’s weight to whether someone’s wearing glasses. And, yes, if you do have an unusual name, you’re increasing the chances that they’ll get teased for it in the playground.
Found In The Wild
Beckett is a real name, at least, and Zayn isn't too bad - the spelling is odd but someone could still look at it and know how to say it so definitely not the worst on here. The others are stupid.
idk, Zayn is a name of arabic origin though... so may be strange if a white kid has that name. (then again in a few years I can see the ol' one direction fans naming more kids Zayn or something ._. it's not a bad name at least)
Load More Replies...Ryatt? Hope he doesn't live up to that name/definition (a violent disturbance)
One parent wanted Ryan, the other Matt, so that's the compromise.
Load More Replies...Zayn is alright, kinda. Wth must you be on in order to create the others?
Kashtyn is so similar to polish word for chestnut - KASZTAN. And we use it as synonym to moron (for example: omg he's such a kasztan)
This reminds me of-Annie’s dad: So tell us, have you thought of any names for the baby yet? Annie: Well, if it's a boy, we like Cody, Cooper, Riley or Wyatt. Brian’s dad [horrified]: Wyatt? As in Earp? Brian: Yeah. You don't like it, Dad? Brian’s dad: Well, I like it better than Cooper. Annie’s little brother: Or Riley. Annie’s dad: Hey, what if it's a girl? Brian: For a girl, our favorite name is Chloe. Annie’s little brother: Chloe? It's not even American. Brian: Thank you, Matthew. We realize that. We also like Phoebe and Sophie. And we're still debating between Lucy and F***y. Brian’s mom: You're not considering any family names? Isn't the first son supposed to be named after the paternal grandfather? Brian’s dad: Well, he doesn't have to be named John, of course. Any name on my side will do. We have an Andrew in the family. A Melville. A Jacob. Jake is a great name. Annie’s dad: Hey, you know what. They don't need any more suggestions. Their list is fine. Brian’s mom: You're absolutely right, George. Anything is fine as long as it goes with MacKenzie. Annie’s dad: Wait a minute. I thought the baby's last name was gonna be Banks-MacKenzie with a hyphen. Wasn't that the deal? Annie’s little brother: Would you like to go through life with the name Cooper Banks-MacKenzie? Kid's gonna sound like a law firm.
Found In The Comments Of An Article About Gen Alpha Names
I was waiting for the list of side effects. Only take Xhylhan with a full stomach, and do not operate heavy machinery immediately after use. If you start bleeding from your a**s, contact your doctor. In rare cases, Xhylhan is known to cause spontaneous combustion. Should you explode, stop taking Xhylhan
Load More Replies...no I'd disown my life givers too if they named my sibling some dumb sh*t like this
Load More Replies...Brother named Xhylhan.. but he is mad at HIS parents? ehm.. but.. if he is your brother.. don't you share parents?
Why do we need to know he’s Caucasian? The name is horrible in any color, I promise.
Jimbobtom... Yikes
Reminds me of a friend who named their son William Robert. Was not impressed when someone shortened it to Billybob as a joke.
This reminds me of when my 7 year old neighbor was playing Sims and named her character BillybobJimbobJoebobBobbob.
Strangely spelled names are setting someone up for being teased, whether by their fellow students or even the teachers themselves. Why make your kid’s school life harder from the get-go when there are plenty of conventionally wonderful, meaningful, and beautiful names out there to choose from?
There’s only so much you can get away with if you’re not a celebrity or your child already has a strong sense of pride and identity, and knows how to stand up to bullies.
Maybe ‘Ashleigh’ is proud of her name and how it sounds, but wants to be called ‘Ashley,’ like all the other girls. And maybe ‘Banjo Henry’ would rather go by ‘Henry’ than introduce himself as a gosh darn musical instrument for the rest of his life.
After all, he might not be aiming for a musical career down the line… and even if he was, how do you imagine people would react when they hear that the best violin/piano/saxophone player in the world is named ‘Banjo’? In the interim, he’d have to deal with lots of teasing that probably involves jokes about the US South and the ‘Banjo-Kazooie’ video game series.
Baby Banjo
Banjo Paterson wrote Waltzing Mathilda. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banjo_Paterson
Actual name: Andrew Barton Paterson. 'Banjo' was a nickname/pen name. John Wayne wasn't christened 'Duke' Wayne, now was he? Come to that, he wasn't even christened 'John Wayne'.
Load More Replies...I agree, banjo is a common name and has roots back to the late 18th century
Load More Replies...Among the Yoruba speaking people of Nigeria, Banjo is an actual name and it has nothing to do with the musical instrument.
It's a famous poet in Australia so not a weird name here either.
Load More Replies...I wish parents would realize they're naming a child who will one day be an adult and not a freaking puppy or kitten.
Well there is precedent (Banjo Paterson, Australian poet) but Banjo was not his birth name
That's nasty, this little boy has a lovely name, people not understanding (and I am saying this euphemistically!) why an Aussie would want to name their son Banjo is illiterate.
Yeah, I thought it was off limits to mock names from other cultures that you don't really understand?
Load More Replies...Wut
They wanted to name them salamander but they put down the wrong name accidentally and just went for it!
Load More Replies...Where I live, Sollux is a company that sells infrared "healing" lamps
Load More Replies...Think how many times their name will be spelled when they're in the news for murdering someone!
Load More Replies...Oof this is bad. Not shaming the poor kid named this. Heavily shaming his parents
Found This Gem At Work Today
As the daughter and grandmother to two, I join your protest.
Load More Replies...Before you decide on a name, remember that it takes two people to decide. Don’t forget to run your ideas by your partner before you commit to a single name 100%. Even a great name might have some extremely negative connotations for either partner (e.g. if someone named X bullied them in the playground for years). Meanwhile, they might want to honor a beloved family member and name them Y.
He Was Saying It Was For “Dewey” The Whole Tiktok, But I Was Not Ready When He Actually Spelled It Out
For The Love Of God (Also Featuring The Most Sad Beige Nursery Ever)
Please oh please may Dryman be the last name and the kid’s name is actually James. And if not, at least the kid has a normal name to fall back on.
"Dryman James" sounds like a nickname for a guy that will never please a person. Poor fella 🥺
Load More Replies...wait maybe it's international name order, and his name's really James Dryman. That's not as bad.
The "Show Your Child And Then What You Named Them After" Trend On Tiktok. They Are Ryan Upchurch Fans... So Creeklee?
What "saying" is "Creek squad"? I don't get it. The only thing I can google is various rednecks with confederate flags spending their money on car modification.
At the time of writing, the ‘This name is a tragedeigh’ Facebook group boasted 18.6k dedicated members. The moderators and admins running the show put in a lot of effort to maintain a high level of quality. If they didn't, you might see the same pics get posted over and over again. Or the comments might devolve into bitter feuds.
Rawrr
Ah yes, may she roar like a lioness. I'm sure that's that the reason for the LEOPARD print.
i would not even name a cat this way. ...hell. roar for Christ. 🙈 what s wrong with people?
C'mon, I love cats too. I would gladly address my kitty as Meaowa Cattina. An opera diva.
Load More Replies...Lionah isn’t too bad, Leona is a valid name and it’s not common enough for there to be an obvious set spelling. Roarah is just weird. I could see it spelled Rora maybe, but it’s still weird.
See I liked Rora, your spelling fixed it for me. I’d call her Rory. But it’s adding the Lion-whatever to the roarah name that just absolutely kills it.
Load More Replies...“Roar like a lioness for Christ”? Ouch. I hate it when people use their kids to push a religious agenda. Like, this kid is a newborn! Let her decide for herself if she wants to follow a religion
This Is Fresh, Newly Mastered!
What's the reference I'm missing here? It sounds cool (what you wrote, not the name 🙈)
Load More Replies...News headline from 2050, "Master Nebula Echo overthrows all world leaders and enslaves all humans." I'm choosing to be proactive and say All hail our future overlord! I always believed in you 😙
Better safe than sorry. All Hail Master Nebula Echo! 🤞Please be a good person 🤞
Load More Replies...Are they using "Master" in the old-fashioned formal title sense? It used to be considered the junior form of "Mister". It was used to formally address males under 18. Maybe his name is just Nebula Echo but as he's a newborn it's Master Nebula Echo as opposed to Mister Nebula Echo
I was just saying my mum addresses my son's mail to him this way, his name is NOT master.
Load More Replies...Nah, my mum addresses my son's cards this way. It's like saying Mr. except for an underage boy, not the head of household.
Load More Replies...A Customer That I Had. It Was Pronounced Like Ariel
That's pronounced Ariel? I said "Auriel" first, like the god from Elder Scrolls...and it's not a name I would give to a child but it is a name I gave to a gecko. That's honestly wild.
For instance, the mods shame those members who “do something dumb.” Someone can end up on the Wall of Shame for submitting a name that’s already been posted countless times or for posting a name before Googling it and doing some background research about it. Remember, cultural names aren’t ‘tragedeighs.’
The Lady Who Was Helping Me At The Bank Today Said Her Name Was "China" But Her Water Bottle Says This. Wouldn't Consider Either Name A Tragedeigh But Pronouncing Cheyenne "China" Is
LOL but it should be Meet my son Austria, spelled Ozstreighlya
Load More Replies...No kidding, I know a kid named “Gideon” (that’s the way it’s spelled) but pronounced “Guide-uhn”. Like, his parents looked at that name and thought it was pronounced like that.
"Cheyenne" could be her last name, or "China" could be a nickname she goes by.
Yup. It's the capitol of Wyoming, and before that, the name of a tribe of Native American. My name’s Cheyenne. Can’t tell you how many “Wyoming” jokes I've gotten.
Load More Replies...New a woman that saw the most beautiful name for her daughter in a magazine. She pronounced it like Knee-koi-s... Nicoise... I asked if it was a food magazine. She was surprised that I "guessed" that. Sigh.
We had a new child come to our large church's children's choir several years ago. The mother handed us a filled-out visitor/new member card, with the girl's name spelled "Beyoncé," but didn't say the child's name. So of course we teachers pronounced the name as the singer does. Mama snapped, "It's BIANCA," glaring at us like we were idiots.
Three For The Price Of One Vomit Session
No, no, it's "Aive lost the Wi'll to Leighve"
Load More Replies...and there I spent the last 37 years being grumpy carrying the most popular female name from 1982-92 in my country. i´ll stop doing that now. i am grateful for the mercy
I'm certainly gaining a new respect and liking for the top 5 from 1958
Load More Replies...i posted this a long time ago.. She named her daughter Gonorreah. she thought it sounded pretty
It Sounds Like A Fabric Store Or A Type Of Lace
I actually know a Collins, and he gets very unhappy if you don't pronounce the S.
Load More Replies...Wait until little Collins projectile vomits all over the bows and chair. I love the look and colors, but it's going to, or should, look like hell in about 2 years.
Load More Replies...I feel like the full name is "Lace Collins" not "Collins Lace" something.
I believe that Collins is the last name. And that color scheme is making me nauseous.
Let us know in the comments which of these names made you wince and cringe the hardest, Pandas. Which ones would you call the biggest ‘tragedeighs’?
Super weird names are a very popular niche on social media. If you’d like to facepalm a bit more over bizarre names, check out Bored Panda’s previous features right here and here, as well as here and here.
Elon Musk And Grimes C H R I S T
Think it's best to see her response on the matter. 5eb40aa5e3...2b8f31.jpg
I was hoping this would come up. And I read recently that their daughter previously known as Exa Dark Sideræl Musk will now be known as 'Y'. Presumably baby number three will just be called 'Z'
Sometimes I Hate My Job
Censoring is top notch. Can’t even make out the “Financial aid staff” underneath the censor thingy
Good thing they blacked out the "To Financial Aid Staff" so the person's privacy wasn't compromised.
This is what you put on the license plate of a Beetle when the correctly spelled plate is taken.
Okay, so ladybugs are my favorite things in the world. I have two ladybug tattoos. I collect anything and everything with ladybugs pictured on it. My husband's pet name for me is my first name (begins with 'L', two syllables) plus 'bug'. And even I would never name give my kid this name!!
Found On An Au Pair Page
Why?
New York's hottest name is Steffphon. This name has everything: Two F's, a PH, disappointing parents..
Every time I scroll away I need to come back because out of the corner of my eye, it looks like “Steffpon.” I need to keep checking that the second H didn’t really disappear, and then I think “Oh, who cares?” and it happens AGAIN. Apparently, all this name stupidity is getting to me.
Names
Anxieteigh's a lovely name, don't you think? D'Pressíone is also melodious.
Baby Names
My daughter is called Olivia - my eyes hurt seeing it butchered like that
At least you didn't spell it like a non-butter spread
Load More Replies...Maybe she thinks that's how you spell Olivia?
Load More Replies...I don't think she has spelt "Jade" right, I think it's supposed to be "d'jeigh'd"
Which one do you lean to? Aleighannowards neither of these
It took me way too long to realize they were pronounced Elena and Olivia
My given name is Elena and I didn’t even realize that was how it’s pronounced
Load More Replies...It’s Hndrxx
Imagine this kid in elementary school learning every word must have at least one vowel 🤦
Two Tragedeighs In One Post
HEY! I live in a trailer and I have some pride, lol 😂😂
Load More Replies...Some Random Photographers Pictures Came Up On My Timeline As A “Suggested Post” And They Were First Birthday Pictures For A Kid Named Kreek
So, given the expression, "up sh*t creek without a paddle", the kid's nickname at school is now sorted
So many dumb f***s naming their kids stupid names. They shouldn’t be having kids!
imagine he grows up and marries the "Creeklee" from earlier in the list
Fun fact: Kreek is the dutch word for creek. Pronounced like krake. Maybe they're being "exotic".
Correct Me If I’m Wrong, And I Often Am…. But The First Two Names Suck Börls
Umbriel…? That sounds like something you’d use to keep dry in the rain.
Load More Replies...I love the name Ophelia... Just not spelled like that.
Same. Ophelia is a gorgeous name. This looks like O-fail-ya.
Load More Replies...There’s really nothing wrong with these names…except Umbriel is a little outdated by say a millennia.
Nordic spelling, right? With English alphabet?
Load More Replies...Happy Birthday ~dilloyn~ He Pronounced It Dylan The Entire Video So I Was Shocked When He Wrote It Out At The End
My guess too, its6the same tiktok user screenshot
Load More Replies...See In The Safety Section Of Where I Work
The only situation when it's okay to name your kid after a city, is if you're raising them to join the Decepticon Justice Division.
Found In The Wild. I’m Thinking The First Name Is Shania
I saw something where parents named there kid Jenna-Dahlia
Load More Replies...Many of these names have such a 'trailer park' vibe to them. Like, "My life is very low brow and ordinary but I imagine that if I give my child a weird unique name they will somehow be magical and special."
Sad but true. Goes back a long way, Aztec slave children would be given jewel or royalty names
Load More Replies...K but why do moms have to make easy names so hard to figure out, I stared at this for a good 10 seconds…these poor kids. It shouldn’t be so hard to read/impossible to sound out.
Now that's a great name. Not great if you ever get stopped by the police.
I'm Sorry I Just Can't Get On Board With This One
Probably the most 'normal' names in this thread. Back in the 60s it made news that someone would name their child "Moon Unit". It got talked about a lot a the time. But fast forward a few decades and now it's just, "I gave the monkeys typewriters. Let's see what names they come up with."
this one really isn't too bad at all. especially compared to the others in this post. I'd consider this one an unusual name rather than a bad or weird one.
This whole story line is proves how arrogantly shallow and stupid many of our younger generation is. I repeat if people cannot remember a persons name they will miss out on jobs and promotions for their entire lives.
My First Contribution To This Group!
When she's an adult and holds her children, they'll be sitting in the lap of Luxury.
You put name any kid 'Luxury' and then dress them like that, they are never going to look anything but mean.
Something that was bought at a boutique called "Buttons and Bows". Probably....
Load More Replies...WTF is Luxury wearing? We stayed in a hotel in Hanoi called Luxury Hotel. It was not. The L had fallen off so it was Uxury.
She might still be - it's hard to tell from the pic.
Load More Replies..."Pick A Terrible Name Then Add A Y To Make It Unique" Said No One Ever
Knox is a bit too normal (surnames as first names are quite common). How about Gnoccs instead?
The fryst chaynce I gyt, I'm gunnah ayniahleight aryzonah and Knox hymn intu nyxt wyyk!
Ok but how tf was I able to read that?? I thyinck thyz lyzt is dewing soumthyng weighrd to my breighn...
Load More Replies...I've never come across a thread where I didn't like a single picture; I liked the comments, but as someone said, a lot of this is just child abuse. It is astonishing how people seem to have no regard for their offspring in the hunt for a name that will make parents feel special - 'cause it's not for the child's sake, that's for sure.
I'm stuck guys, help! For a boy I have it down between "Daterapist"or "Macho Grande", but if it's a girl I can't decide between "C**kgobbler," "Mattress," or "Christina." I know, I know, saddling a child with the name "Christina" is practically child abuse, but I like the name, shoot me.
Found In Another Group... Who Names Their Child "Royalty"
You can't call your kid Champagne unless she's born in the Champagne region of France. Otherwise you can only call her Sparkling Kid
Sounds like a nickname for the old woman across the road ~ aye that's champagne Renee she always drinking
Bugger, that means I'm going to end up as Cava Lin.
Load More Replies...Wut?
I can tolerate this one. It’s just taking Daisy and Rain and making them one word instead of two.
Did her mother name her after the Warrior Cats OC she had as a twelve-year-old?
I read this as DaisyTRAIN. Which could totally end up being her knickname (slang for a type of group sex)
I Live In A Pretty Rural Area And At First I Thought This Was A Girl And I Know Ppl Are Gonna Call Allie Kaeh Emphasis.trajickk Imo
Anyone else not surprised the Rural people named their kid AK? Is the middle name Forty-seven?
Havilyn James
Yes, and that's EXACTLY where my brain immediately went too! 😂 And incidentally, since we're talking motors, there's a car lot near me called (Eddie) Gilstrap Motors, LOL!
Load More Replies...indeed it is. Good catch, I am proud of you on my SO's behalf. (The china is strong with her)
Load More Replies...Okay, so you choose a crazy made up name and also an almost unreadable font.
From An Ig Page
Also Has A Tattoo That Says “Gamber”
Why not go with "Postpartum" as the name? No worse than any of the other monstrosities on here
Treileigh Rose
if she’s the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen then WHY DID YOU CURSE HER WITH SUCH A NAME
If I were cursed with that name I'd go by Trey. I think that's kind of a cute nickname for a girl. Better than her full name anyway 🙄
Load More Replies...Kaiyzen Glaive
Did these people really not look up the definition of 'Glaive,' or are they just huge fans of medieval European polearms?
Thanks for making me google it, it looks cool (still a terrible baby name though)
Load More Replies...So the kid's name literally means "continuously improving polearm". Okay, he will likely be a knight later on in life XD
A Kaizen is a process improvement seminar. that's not a good name.
This Kid Is Going To Hate His Parents
HAHA! LOOK, WE MADE OUR CHILD'S NAME A JOKE. HE'S NAMED AFTER A CHARACTER FROM A DIVISIVE SERIES OF FILMS THAT WE HAVE NO IDEA WHETHER HE'LL LIKE OR NOT. HE'LL GET PICKED ON FOR IT, AND JUST TO MAKE DOUBLY SURE OF THAT, WE DECIDED THAT HE SHOULD HAVE NO MIDDLE NAME TO FALL BACK ON! ISN'T THAT AMAZING? WHAT? YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE REFERENCE? WELL...that's weird. You're the weird one.
My name is Leia... I'm related to someone with the middle name Wren
Load More Replies...My cats name is Kylo - perfectly fine for a cat, not so much for a human
I don't recall there being a 'Star Wars' character named Kyle. Is he from the Extended Universe or something?
Oof A Former Classmate Of Mine Is Having A Baby And This Is…..well It Speaks For Itself
That’s an ultrasound right? I don’t mean to offend but it looks like there’s a blobfish in the picture
It's not the traditional one - it's 3D. I find them creepy but they are popular.
Load More Replies...I intentionally chose not to get a printed 3D ultrasounds of either of my kids, they looked so freaking creepy when I saw them on the screen
Angelica
I have to call patients in at work. I google how to pronounce their names if they’re not familiar to me eg if a standard name in a different country but not here. I’m going to have to start working out how the heck to pronounce all these soon…. Wonder if I can change jobs??
Enyaleeka esmena, probably EDIT- Or Angelica
Load More Replies...Angelica. There you go - fixed it for you. Poor kid will never learn to spell her own name.
Def A Tragedeigh
Thought Yall Would Love This One
Seen In Another Tragedeigh Group
This sounds like a Latin quote someone would tattoo on themselves
Sounds like a demon would come bursting through the floor if I called all three kids in a row.
Load More Replies...I had so much trouble with that last one that I thought it read 'dyslexia'
Breaker Breaker One Nine
Found On Tiktok
Not anymore. It's been rebranded as Starry.
Load More Replies...No, it's a f*****g SODA POP, you stupid idiot!!
Load More Replies...Noooo
Sometimes TikTok will ban people if there is a minor in the video, and the mom may show her face, and TT could ban her, so she put fake body so it will pass the community guidelines. It is also hastagged teen mom so she may show herself in a crop top or feeding her child so she is attempting to not get banned. :) hope this helped!!
Load More Replies...There are plenty of sweet, classic Southern Belle names for girls - you didn't have to be so literal...
"Hi, what's your name?" "Southern!" "No, you're name, not where you're from..." 😊
Load More Replies...An Ad For Personalized Easter Eggs That Showed Up On My Twitter Timeline
Rowdyn
Am I the only one who thinks personalised pillows and s**t like this are way way way too American and weird?
It's not American, it's tacky "precious" people who spend way too much time on Pinterest and Etsy.
Load More Replies...If the kid had the surname Piper and the middle name Roderick (Roddy), I think it'd be more fitting XD
What A Name
Found At My Nail Salon
Haisleigh… Oof
Ouch
I can now imagine a bunch of people jacking off to a video of potatos being peeled thanks to this comment
Load More Replies...Bloom-Haisley Is A Hyphenated First Name Although I Was Hoping It Was A Mistake Until I Saw The Personalised Clothes And Blankets
Why are the people who give their kids stupid names always the ones who have it printed on everything?
My daughter's name is Coca-Cola and her brother's name is Crush. They're both good kids.
Found In Comment Section Of A Random Fb Reel About Crazy Baby Names🤣🫠🤢.these Names Are Atrocious. Colton Is A Normal Name, So Is The Exception. The Other Poor Children Though
My son's name is Colton. Glad to hear that's considered "normal", lol.
My son's name is Colton. It's pretty common now. Colt/Colton has been around a long time.
Load More Replies...And That’s Why Giving Birth At 18 Is Not For Everyone. Avy… Avynleigh
My Sons Valentines List This Year, I’d Say It’s Pretty Tame Compared To Some I’ve Been Seeing Mine Is Maverick
Maverick seems like a normal name but it reminds me of my friend’s dog
Isaiah isn't bad. It's a bible book. and also it could be a hispanic family. There are some people named Isaias in my school.
This seems like an equation to solve in math, the fact that the younger kids are the more likely they are to have a wierd name.
There are ten names here that are 1) "normal" and 2) better than Maverick.
Valentine’s Day List From My Daughters Class. Mine Is Bellamy
Those poor girls called "Abigail" and "Charlotte", they must get so much ribbing, not being spelled "Abygayl" and "Sharlot"
Those poor kids in this thread. I had enough pain & humiliation at school with my own name (Sachiel)! Am also often called 'Satchel', too, because of the 'ch'.
Teachers give them out to make sure each kid in the class gets a card.
Load More Replies...Nehemiah might be the first name I've seen on this page that's weird because it's so old, instead of being weird because it's completely made up. I know it's biblical, but it's the kind of biblical that makes people ask if your parents were Amish. If you want to be traditional, there's a whole world of good biblical names that won't get your kid funny looks for the rest of his life. I'm not even going to get into the use or the total mangling of 'Zaccheus.'
Nehemiah is a pretty commonly known name in Israel, although a bit old fashioned
Load More Replies...Pennyton
That one's not too bad. At least the kid can be called "Penny" for short
An Old Friend From High School Had Her First Child (Boy) Last Week & Finally Posted His Photos & Name Last Name. I Absolutely Love This Friend, But Nashdyn⁉️ Babe, Really?!?!
How about we remove "Y" from the alphabet to stop all this nonsense?
mhm they might move on to more x and z and maybee discover the Q. too dangerous
Load More Replies...Axl Blaise... Not To Say Any Spelling In Particular Is Masculine Or Feminine But That Just Looks Like A Girly Way To Spell Blaze. The Whole Names Awful Anyways But ... Blaze. An Xl Blaze. Lol
OK...this one I don't understand. - Blaise is a classic name - an androgyn one as it is, but mostly used for boys/men. And Axl - it might not be everyones favourite, but at least you can pronounce it without help.
Blaise does exist here in France. It's a boy's name, though. A little obsolete right now, but might make a come back as so many outmoded names already have.
Axl is man's name in Scandinavia , Blaise is man's name in Louisiana.So is Michel.
"Axel" is a not so common, but tradtional German name. Blaise is a French boys name.
Man
Nothing tragic here, her daughters have traditional Nigerian names meaning God's blessings or wealth & God's goodness or gift, respectively.
I just hope that they are of Nigerian Heritage then. If that's the case, it's kinda cute, but.. maybe a bit over the top with how closely they match.
Load More Replies...The one thing I hold out hope for is that these kids will be so over these fancy names we ill see a resurgence of Bill, Ken, Dave, Anne Sue, Mary, Betty...... May the next generation be more pronounceable.
This post was great! I've collected so many lovely new names to give my sims.
so WTF have we come to? in order to be "unique" with naming kids now, it's going to have to be either just a series of unpronounceable symbols, or just random s**t... "hi this is my kid ∑œßδ„ÎÍ and his sister Duck Basket.
Ok...Duck Basket had me laughing so hard my dog came over to see if I was okay.🤣
Load More Replies...Gasp. Oh dear. This is so bad that even I instantly recognized the , umm, problem, and English is only my third foreign language 🥺🫣. How can a native English speaking mother not see this 😠🫤?! I'm sorry.
Load More Replies...As someone who has changed their name because the one they were given was so terrible. I 'm not one for violence but how I could slap some of these parents who think it is 'fun' or 'trendy' or even 'unique' giving their children these names just causing them to explain it later in life.
I am one for violence should the situation call for it. I would slap the parents if I could find them.
Load More Replies...Thank god my country has a law that you can’t name your baby anything you want. The name must be already existing, cannot be misspelt, cannot be an object. You can ask for an exception and a notary (? I think) will decide whether or not you can use the name.
I try to keep in mind that language, and naming, are fluid, but some people ruin the freedom.
Load More Replies...They all chose weird names for their childeren to be "unique". But nowadays you are unique with naming your child David, Ralph, Edward, Jesse, Betty, Caroline, or Tamara.
Mine second is named Tamara! First is Ema, and the baby boy is Ivan. Non English country offcourse. There is a common tradition in my part of Europe to name your kids like their grandparents. We did thet with the baby boy, in honor of my husbands late father.
Load More Replies...Saw a salon the other day and the name was Shartinique's Hair Experience. That name has took the name title for me. Like all I see is shart. Her name is a unique shart....
How about Latrina? Like named after a latrine. I guess they never heard the word before.
Load More Replies...In Sweden we have a government agency that'll review and reject suggestions that can be discomforting for the kid, or if they're offensive names. Previously denied names that can be understood here without a translation: Batman, Biceps, Diablo, Dragonslayer, Great, Ikea, Kaliber, Lucifer, Mclovin, Putin, Sexy, T-rex, Uranus. Weird spelling of common names are probably accepted.
ok come on, ikea should be allowed in Sweden;)
Load More Replies...Y'know, Idiocracy was only supposed to be a funny movie, not a prediction of the future.
This post was great! I've collected so many lovely new names to give my sims.
so WTF have we come to? in order to be "unique" with naming kids now, it's going to have to be either just a series of unpronounceable symbols, or just random s**t... "hi this is my kid ∑œßδ„ÎÍ and his sister Duck Basket.
Ok...Duck Basket had me laughing so hard my dog came over to see if I was okay.🤣
Load More Replies...Gasp. Oh dear. This is so bad that even I instantly recognized the , umm, problem, and English is only my third foreign language 🥺🫣. How can a native English speaking mother not see this 😠🫤?! I'm sorry.
Load More Replies...As someone who has changed their name because the one they were given was so terrible. I 'm not one for violence but how I could slap some of these parents who think it is 'fun' or 'trendy' or even 'unique' giving their children these names just causing them to explain it later in life.
I am one for violence should the situation call for it. I would slap the parents if I could find them.
Load More Replies...Thank god my country has a law that you can’t name your baby anything you want. The name must be already existing, cannot be misspelt, cannot be an object. You can ask for an exception and a notary (? I think) will decide whether or not you can use the name.
I try to keep in mind that language, and naming, are fluid, but some people ruin the freedom.
Load More Replies...They all chose weird names for their childeren to be "unique". But nowadays you are unique with naming your child David, Ralph, Edward, Jesse, Betty, Caroline, or Tamara.
Mine second is named Tamara! First is Ema, and the baby boy is Ivan. Non English country offcourse. There is a common tradition in my part of Europe to name your kids like their grandparents. We did thet with the baby boy, in honor of my husbands late father.
Load More Replies...Saw a salon the other day and the name was Shartinique's Hair Experience. That name has took the name title for me. Like all I see is shart. Her name is a unique shart....
How about Latrina? Like named after a latrine. I guess they never heard the word before.
Load More Replies...In Sweden we have a government agency that'll review and reject suggestions that can be discomforting for the kid, or if they're offensive names. Previously denied names that can be understood here without a translation: Batman, Biceps, Diablo, Dragonslayer, Great, Ikea, Kaliber, Lucifer, Mclovin, Putin, Sexy, T-rex, Uranus. Weird spelling of common names are probably accepted.
ok come on, ikea should be allowed in Sweden;)
Load More Replies...Y'know, Idiocracy was only supposed to be a funny movie, not a prediction of the future.
