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Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses
Drop whatever you're doing, we have a situation in here! A stay-at-home mother has posted a picture of the 'impossible to open' cupboard and she needs your tips to open it without destroying these precious porcelain plates.
'A cupboard that can never be opened,' - read the caption. Of course, you can never throw words like 'never' online because soon after posting, the army of kind-hearted internauts came pouring in (16,000 reactions and 456 comments) to help this lady with getting her plates to safety.
What would you do in this situation? Post your answers below!
Update: The photo was actually taken after an earthquake in the Tottori Prefecture on October 21st, in a hotel owned by the Kishida family.
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#1
It is a matter of economic, if the plates are cheap open the door. If the plates are irreplaceable smash the glass on the right.
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#2
Build an identical house next to your existing house with only one difference, the plates would be on the shelf. Then delete the old house.
#3
Open a bottle of wine > Have a drink > Wait for a husband to come home. Start a random argument out of nothing > Go to the kitchen . open the door and let it smash > blame it on the husband - he'll apologize and buy a whole new set of plates.
Final score:
1Kpoints
#4
Flood the house, then open the cupboard without any risk!
Final score:
975points
#6
try switching it off then switching it back on again
Final score:
883points
#7
Just let yourself die and respawn back to your last check point when the plates were nicely stacked
Final score:
736points
Thorsten M. Weisner 9 years ago
One open the door very fast and the other catches the dish with a blanket spanned between two arms. Gravity wont let them fall too fast and if you know where they will fall you can catch them easily.
#8
Go to Kamar-Taj, see The Ancient One, be a sorcerer, find The Eye of Agamotto, reverse or stop time, arrange back, and you're done!
Final score:
702points
#9
Sell it to the museum and name it the "Frozen in Time" series.
Yaman Yamaner 9 years ago
Maybe u can slide a piece of thin (but strong) layer of cardboard between the door and plates. That layer would help to keep the plates from falling (and breaking) when another person reaches in (from the sides) and collects them. Dunno. Just an idea, most probably not the best & working one tho. Good luck!
#10
Open the door just a tiny bit and fill the whole thing with expanding foam
Final score:
507points
#11
Name it schrodinger's cupboard because at this time the bowls are both intact and broken
Final score:
446points
#12
Insert a deflated balloon to the bottom, gradually inflate as door open to hold the stack
Final score:
298points
#13
Take a picture of it and ask to people on internet
Final score:
294points
#15
Tape the cupboard with scallop tape, then leave it for your grandchildren to deal with; or save it as a future dowry for your daughter.
#16
gather your friends..make it a party! open the door and as the bowls crash to the floor.. yell OPA! and then you all have a drink together to toast the occasion.
Final score:
234points
Matthew Mann 9 years ago
Alternatively: divorce, retain custody of the cupboard, marry someone Greek.
#17
The Bored Panda solution: watch pictures of cute animals until you are in a good mood. Open the door and see the mess, be devastated. Read stories about nice humans helping animals. Be glad again. (Go shopping for new dishes.)
Final score:
179points
J. Walter Swartz 9 years ago
Take the cabinet skydiving with you and while in free fall open the cabinet and place the dishes somewhere safe before deploying parachutes
#18
The theoreticist solution: define the plates to be unbreakable. Open the door savely.
Final score:
173points
#19
The Jigsaw puzzle champion solution: buy much glue suitable for ceramics. Open the door quickly. Have fun for hours!
Final score:
159points
#20
Put the cupboard down horizontally, the plate should fall back. The other way is to open it ever so slightly, then use a metal coat hanger to secure the plate at the bottom, at the same time keep sliding the door until the gap is large enough for your hand to fit in, then you can push up the plates with your hands.
Stella Stenroos 9 years ago
Instead of a coat hanger, use a fish tank net - bend the handle, so that you can first slide the net part in through a tiny gap, then turn it and position to catch (or at least soften the fall of) any falling plates.. Obviously, the net should be as large as possible.
#21
Photoshop the image as to how it was before this happened and print out the image and stick it in the glass
Final score:
137points
#22
Give a name to every single plate and tell all Pokemon Player that they "Gotta catch 'em all!"
Final score:
121points
José Garcia 9 years ago
Nail blanket corners to the wall open the door and let the plates fall on to the blanket. Wear a fire fighter uniform
#23
Spend a few months in the secret mountain tops of Japan and train. You must become a ninja with lightning reflexes. With your newly found ninja skills catching those plates when you open the cupboard will be easy.
Final score:
120points
#24
Fly with the cupboard into the outer space. Open it safely. Then go back.
Final score:
112points
#26
once an engineer told me a roll of duct tape would fix any problem
Final score:
89points
Kaylee Kua Ruo Zhen 9 years ago
Call spiderman... or wait long enough for spiders to build enough web inside so the plates would hold
#28
The Tolkien solution: get a bunch of dwarves, feed them well, and then tell them it is time to clean up. Open the door. Even though it looks improbably, no dishes will be broken. And they will be super clean afterwards, too!
Final score:
83points
#29
The political solution: declare it to be a problem of the next generation. Tell you children that this is how life is. (Rant at them still if they open the door and remind them of their "generational responsibility".)
Final score:
80points
Juel Herbranson 9 years ago
Dig an incredibly long shaft under the house. Then release the house, while in free fall, straighten up the mess. As you pass through the center of the earth, watch for an alien government compound. Use solid booster rocket fuel and rockets from the space shuttle to aid in your ascent and to help spin the house around, now you're on your way to china. ascend from the earth, eject solid booster rockets and land home firmly. learned local dialect and enjoy various soups in your safe bowl set.
#30
Get a big plastic bowl,stuff it with towels.. Have someone hold the bowl very close to the door, open gently and let it all the plates drop in there.. Even if any breaks, it will save you the stress of cleaning up.
Anatolij Vynokurov 9 years ago
take a glass cutter. сut out a holes from glasses part of the door. one from bottom, one from top. one person holds the bottom plates. and another person collects them from above.
#31
Sell the house
Final score:
74points
#32
I think the internet now is more interested in seeing the door actually being open. Be sure to video it and post it on line again, thanks!
Final score:
71points
#33
Do not try to open the door. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth: There are no dishes.
Final score:
69points
Moritz Kosa 9 years ago
Pull cupboard away from the wall, tip it slowly to the back until it's lying on the backside, the cupboard door shot be facing the ceiling now. Open it and pile your dishes better that time...
#34
Spin the house round n round n round until the centrifugal force pushes the plates back onto the shelf. Be careful to stop the spin slowly.
Final score:
58points
#35
First, create an anti-gravity machine, or yet, try some hollywood slo mo so that you can catch them - or yet, I've got a better idea:hire a juggler!
#36
Write a sign saying Mannequin challenge accepted!
Final score:
47points
#37
Seal the cupboard tight with gaffa tape. Pour enough liquid jelly (lime flavour) Through a small hole in top of cupboard. Turn the air con on until it sets. Once jelly has set, slowly open door. Hopefully it slows the bowls down enough for you to rescue them all. Invite 25 people over to your house for a bowl of green jelly. Lol!
Final score:
46points
#38
Trump solution: build a wall around the shelf and declare that the dishes have fallen because of illegal aliens. Clinton solution: send an official email through your own server, have it leaked, have this discovered by FBI, blame FBI for not solving the problem with the dishes.
Final score:
38points
#39
Break a pane of glass of the cabinet door and take the bowls out that way - instead of trying to open the door.
#40
Ok, listen carefully: you'll need a rocket, a big rope, oxygen tank, parachute how you do it: tie the rope around a hook on your cupboard and shoot it to outer space....while in vaccum, do your chore and pull back to earth (we have stringed it right). shoot your parachute...don't die!! P.S do wear your oxygen masks(unless you are immortal) Same can be achieved underwater as well, but lets go universal!!!
Final score:
35points
#41
Sell it as a mordern art display and get enough money to by new stuff + you have a great story to tell everyone else!! 😉👍🏻
Final score:
34points
Nicole Reber 9 years ago
Get a big tub and fill it with water. Make sure it's deep and that it's not too full. Open the cabinet, try to catch as many as you can and let the rest fall in the tub of water. This is definitely and 3 person job minimum.
#42
Use a rolling pin to flatten your arm. Once flat simply slide it up and push the plates back into their place.
Final score:
33points
Jemima Rose 9 years ago
Unscrew the hinges of the door and slowly tip it from the top down to allow the dishes to only move slightly then have someone on a ladder reach in from the top to grab the dishes
#43
Hans' solution: ignore the actual task, write so many comments on Bored Panda that at the end of the day you either have 1000 upvotes or 1000 downvotes...or both.
Final score:
32points
#44
Disguise yourself as Jigsaw from the Saw movies, kidnap some people, ask them to figure out how to solve the puzzle or you will kill them.
Final score:
31points
Jim Yeandle 9 years ago
Perhaps you could take a piece of sheet metal about half the width of the door or about even with the vertical molding on the door. Carefully open the door just enough to slide the sheet metal up and against the dishes. This will likely require two people. Once the metal is in place open the door and while one holds the metal tightly against the shelves the other person can pull the dishes back up on the shelf.
#45
Less dishes to wash, so definitely open it.
Final score:
30points
John Waters 9 years ago
Simply acknowledge that there is no way to know the direction of time, other than referring to the idea that entropy increases in the direction of time as we think of it. Then ignore the reference and assume time is running backwards. Yay, the plates are fixing themselves!
#46
Pour some chemicals on youself in a stormy night. Get struck by lightning. When you get speed force you know what to do.
Final score:
27points
Katalin Molnar 9 years ago
open the water tap and let the water fill the room AND the cupboard. Then open carefully the cupboard: the porcelains will fall anyway but slowly enough to catch them! :)
#47
Call your mom 🐺
Final score:
26points
#48
Ok... Do you have an anti-mater partical displacement ray?
Final score:
24points
#49
My husband mentioned trying to use a yardstick or something of that nature, partially opening the door and pushing them back. He also suggested getting your significant other drunk then having them open it, that way you can bring it up later and they will buy you a new set out of guilt.
Final score:
24points
#50
Buy an octopus and sign it up to circus. It will learn tricks there and will be able to catch all the plates.
Final score:
24points
#51
Riht click on the window, restore to an earlier time. If is not Ok, install windows 10, should
Final score:
18points
Joshua Jeal 9 years ago
You'll need paper plates, bubble wrap, gaffa tape, the Internet and a towel. Tape up the cupboard and wrap in bubble wrap. Sell cupboard and contents on the Internet. Use paper plates instead. (Why the towel? Always carry a towel as it is the most useful thing an interstella hitchhiker can have.)
#52
Try unplugging it.
Final score:
17points
#53
Wait for the next eartquake to shake them back in position, or fill the cupboard with water, put it in the fridge and when it's frozen open the cupboard, put the ice block in your bed and let it melt, your china is saved and your will have wet dreams that night....
Final score:
17points
#54
Create zero gravity. Open without worrying .
Final score:
15points
#55
Put some thick blankets on the floor before opening the door; or ask someone to hold a blanket with them tightly to catch the falling plates.
Brandy Bushway Evitts 9 years ago
You're gonna need a blowtorch, peanut butter and a plastic spoon...
#56
Break the glass on the top panel and re-stack the plates before opening the door. That was easy.
#57
Get a big garbage bag and slide it up in there. Then just blow it up until it pushes everything back onto the shelf.
Final score:
13points
#58
Have you tried resetting your router?
Final score:
13points
#59
Variation of a solution mentioned. Don't smash the glass pane next to the plates, get a glass cutter and cut the pane out while someone is pressing the other door tightly, so the bowls won't slip. Then reach in and remove the bowls.
Final score:
12points
#60
Host a Greek Wedding, let the plates smash, then add their replacement cost to the wedding invoice.
Final score:
12points
#61
Slide open the damn door and scream anti-materialism anthems.
Final score:
11points
#62
The misanthropist solution: call someone else without showing him what is wrong, glue his or her hand to the door, then leave. Rant at him or her if you hear cracking sounds.
Final score:
10points
Jarrod Owens 9 years ago
pretty simple really, if you unhinge the door to the cabinet, you can open the cabinet from the top (like a draw bridge) and the cabinet door itself will catch/ support the dishes while you grab them from the top
#63
Get the magic wand and say : Wingardium Leviosa!!! If you haven't mastered it, try Hogwarts!
Final score:
10points
Brittanica Stra 9 years ago
Hermione's Timeturner would also work, you could go back and take dishes out of cupboard before they would have fallen, then give them as a gift to Sirius Black to take on his trip on Buckbeak. They would be great to use in human or dog form.
#64
Break the glass on the right side of the cupboard, and squeeze in a lot of pillows, or an entire cotton mattress. Then open the door, and the mattress will fall out and catch the plates.. hopefully.. :)
Final score:
9points
#65
I'm afraid the Internet cannot help you open the cupboard. You have to do it yourself.
Final score:
9points
Jerico Marte 9 years ago
She's asking for solutions. Not trying to make the internet DO it for her. She will do it herself, once she gets the answer she thinks is most useful. Sheesh.
#66
The Logopolis Solution: what you have is a problem of entropy. Your nice, ordered plates, suspended in the cupboard are tending dangeroysly to disorder. To solve this, simply create a Charged Vacuum Embointment into E-Space inside the cupboard so that the entropy can safely drain away. Just don't let some maniac get his hands on an Earth radio telescope circa 1970s or 80s, or else he could close the CVE which would shatter your plates instantly
Final score:
9points
#67
If my observation is correct, the door has a sliding mechanism, instead of being suspended by hinges. So you can slide it very carefully, until you're able to put your arm in and grab the plates. But hey where's the fun in that ? I suggest you steal the newly confiscated timeturner from hermiones office, turn back time and put the plates more carefully in the cupboard. Just to realize that by rearranging the plates, you changed everything and helped Voldemort win the battle at Hogwarts! fck...
Final score:
9points
#69
Get a huge shopping bag, fill the bottom with bubble wrap. Lift the bag as close as possible to the draw opening. Get another person to hold the bag, open the draw and quickly grab as many of the plates as possible. Let the rest drop into the bag without harm.
Final score:
8points
amir ridhwan 9 years ago
Bring the cupboard approaching the speed of light. Time dilation will allow you to catch the falling bowls easily.
#70
Reminiscent of Windows 95/XP....Try upgrading cupboard software.
Final score:
8points
#72
Hire a group of programmers. Make them recreate the entire situation in a virtual reality scenario. Train your reflexes to learn how the plates will fall every time, and when you're consistently able to save them all from breaking, try it in real life.
Final score:
7points
#74
A - A - B - X - Y - A - B - up - down - left - left- right - A - B - B - Y - X - select
Final score:
6points
#76
Bang on it with a wrench. I don't know how, but it works every time.
Final score:
6points
#77
If the plate is leaning against the glass, the claw track won’t allow the claw to get close enough to nab it. Use the claw to drag the one close to the drop zone. instead. Practice more!
Final score:
6points
#78
Open the left side and drill a hole in the dividing wood, big enough for your hand to fit through. Adjust plates. Patch and paint hole.
Final score:
5points
#79
Gently remove the window glass above the plates and stick your hand in it. Eventually remove the glass on the underside to catch any falling plates. Good luck from the Netherlands 🇳🇱 😄
Final score:
4points
#80
1- Pray until Jesus apears 2- open the cupboard 3- ask Jesus for help you cleaning the mess
Final score:
4points
#81
Enlist two strong people to help.Have the two people slowly tip the china cupboard backwards about 45 degrees until the bowls settle slowly, then simply open the door a hand's width, slide you hand in and turn the first bowl sideways and remove. Repeat.
Final score:
3points
#82
Ask people on Boredpanda, let them answer and wait until you guess you have 1 or 2 best answers are possible to do.
Final score:
3points
#83
A couple of things indicate that it is a sliding door that slides to the right. I feel one can safely slide the door by 4-5 inches to the right and insert ones left hand. You can take help from a left handed / ambidextrous friend to be safe.
Final score:
3points
Pallav Agrawal (Submission author) 9 years ago
See the hardware on the bottom left, it is only found on sliding doors. It is at a place where there would typically be a hinge in a casement door. Also it seems to be a very large door pane, approx 4'X8', that size door is very uncommon in a crockery cabinet and would also require the mullions and transoms to be stronger (thicker)
#84
Post a picture of your predicament on the Internet to seek advice!
Final score:
3points
Melanie Gorman 9 years ago
And entertainment value to reduce the stress while figuring it out!
#86
Remove the board from the back of the cabinet or the one on the top if it is a top shelf. You will have a better aproach and you won't destroy anything this way.
Final score:
3points
#87
Get a large stack of old newspapers, and a helper. Slip the paper in through a crack in the cupboard door. Continue until the empty space is filled with paper. Slowly and carefully open cupboard while friend is poised to catch, dishes. Maybe have 3rd person to take the dishes from the first so they can continue trying to stablize plates.
Final score:
3points
#88
Look at the cupboard and rack your brain for a possible solution. When you don't find one; which you won't, just take one last look and start crying. Continue crying till your husband and kids come home and make them get you a new set or refuse to fulfill any motherly-Wifey duties.
Final score:
3points
Paul Hajdu 9 years ago
Invite over family and friends, cook a turkey or ham - big dinner. Ask nephew or niece to set the table. When dishes break parents of nephew or niece will buy replacements. Works best if there is already a rift between in-laws
#89
Sit down. Relax. Find you inner center. Realize that we all - the whole cosmos - is linked. We're all one. We're all a tiny piece of something so big, we'd never understand. Take a deep breath. Open the cupboard. You shouldn't worry about the broken dishes and your bleeding face now.
Final score:
3points
#91
Waiting for the best possible advice how to open the cupboard make sure you secure the door so it won't open with the pressure of the plates :-) or to much movement around the cupboard:-)and good luck! Don't smash the door glass, gently and carefully cut the glass (tools needed)big enough to take the plates out !They are beautuful :-) and don't replace the broken glass,leave it as something to remember by...
Final score:
2points
#92
Just break the plates, life is to short!!
Final score:
2points
#93
Get a glass cutter cut hole in glass paine above or below to stick hand in - replace glass
Final score:
2points
#94
Glass cutter to cut off the glass at the bottom. Put a cushion for the bowls to fall on. From the same hole you can slowly take the rest of the bowls off the cupboard.
Final score:
2points
#96
Open the top of the cabinet and get the plates. ask for a carpenter to do it for yah.
Final score:
2points
#97
Paint the glass a dark color and ask some jerk neighbor to come for tea, cups are in the cupboard help your self 😉
Final score:
2points
#98
Buy a new cupboard and a new set of plates that look exactly the same as the current one. Place the new cupboard right in front of the existing, arrange the plates to your delight. Problem solved! Out of sight, out of mind!
Final score:
2points
#99
Open and close the door quickly over and over again until they shift into a more stable position.
Final score:
2points
#100
Switch off thw lights..invite ur friends for a party.. ask one of em to open thw cupboard n grab some plates.. once they open n smash the plates..Ask em to pay for it..
Final score:
2points
#101
Get a pillow or something that is soft and have another person who is fast and precise to help you catch the bowls as you open it. They will start low and quickly go up as you open that thing. You will save some, you might smash some, but better then having it all hit the floor. Next time don't overload it.
Final score:
2points
#102
Take a tremendous poop on the floor where the plates will fall and then leave the room without wiping your bum.
Final score:
2points
#103
She should blame the immigrants and vote for a right wing party.
Final score:
2points
#104
Get two people to hold a blanket underneath and slowly open the door but keep the blanket close as u can to the cupboard
Final score:
2points
#106
Smash the plates and put a sticker on them saying "Made in China". Problem solved.
Final score:
2points
#107
things you need: 1.duck tape 2.scissors four easy steps: 1. wrap the duck tape around the cupboard. 2. think about a fancy title like "untouchable" or "time would tell" 3. sell it to an art exhibit. profit. 4. buy new dishes and cupboard. (if this happens again, repeat)
Final score:
2points
#108
Call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' *gentelmen*, who'll go to work on the plates with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', dishes? I'ma get medieval on your ass.
Final score:
2points
#109
Or..... You could just open the door, wave your hand and yell "Arresto Momentum"
Final score:
2points
#110
have a pint at the winchester and wait for this whole thing to blow over...
Final score:
2points
#111
Create a vacuum chamber,get an old Spacesuit from NASA.You got it babe.
Final score:
2points
#112
Have Barry Allen aka the Flash go back in time to save his mom from being killed, creating a new time-line, a Flashpoint paradox in which the dishes are perfectly stacked and a monkey is in the White House
Final score:
2points
#113
Don't worry Ma'am, I have escalated the issue to our technical support team. If I were in your position, I would be frustrated too. Have you tried resetting your phone? Turn it off then turn it back on after a few minutes. That should work.
Final score:
2points
#114
Place orange portal next to the cabinet then place the blue portal inside the cabinet, reach in and stack them neatly back inside then open the door. Problem Solved.
Final score:
2points
Scoth McBeast 9 years ago
How does one put the blue portal through the glass? I'm convinced the cube is needed.
#115
Swish & flick your wand while saying wingardium leviosa. P.S. It's pronounced "LeviOsa" NOT "LevioSA"
Final score:
2points
#116
Smash the bottom glass, Squeeze yourself into the cupboard. Make a selfie in the cupboard and rearrange the plates.
Final score:
2points
#117
Build a pillow fort in front of it and open the cabinet door and let it fall out with out breaking some of them.
Final score:
2points
#118
go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Final score:
2points
#119
A pane of glass cost much less then the china. break a pane above the dishes, reach in and arrange them then you can open the door!
Final score:
2points
#120
Just open the door, let them break and then use the reparo charm on them. Merlin's beard, muggles are so dumb.
Final score:
2points
#122
You must have done something by now. Tell us the outcome!!
Final score:
2points
#123
Use Flipendo💥 or Alohomora-> Immobulus-> gather your dishes and put them in place Or Alohomora-> booom -> repairo-> wingardium laviosa-> back in place. Still fail? Use Avada Kedavra or yourself.
Final score:
2points
#124
Have sex in next room. Bang against wall so hard cabinet falls down and breaks bowls. Blame husband. Go shopping ;)
Final score:
1point
#125
Open the back panel. It's normally made with thin wood.
Final score:
1point
#127
Maybe you should sell ur house at the very expensive price and add a few words about ur antique bowls.or just open a life insurance for ur bowl..
Final score:
1point
#128
Put on a horror movie on Netflix and face it towards the cupboard. The crockery will move back in horror. Job done !!
Final score:
1point
#131
These plates are fragile millenials. That cupboard is an Ivy league campus. Never open into reality - they need their SAFE SPACE
Final score:
1point
#133
rewind!!!!!
Final score:
1point
#134
https://www.marathonhousewares.com/product-category/storage-cases/
Final score:
1point
#136
Remove the pane of glass on the right, should give you enough access.. .
Final score:
1point
#139
Take the NON violence stand. Sit down on a comfy chair and meditate , meditate as long as your wishes come true . The plate will come to they own place by it self. Time does not exist in the Transcendent , so go and dive deep inside the transcendental state of consciousness. Bye the way many other problems will be solved till the plates come back to its own place! Enjoy
Final score:
1point
#140
Solution needs two persons: the first puts his(her) hand on the glass front of the plates. The second cuts the glass around that hand with a glass cutter. (s)he then opens the door slowly and grabs the plates as the other stays still.
Final score:
1point
#141
Put a loose (baggy) and elastic fabric as a safenet underneath te door, full of small balls of styrofoam and open it maybe you'll safe some plates
Final score:
1point
#144
Book a trip on a commercial space flight and simply slip the cupboard through as hand luggage. Once out of the atmosphere and the pull of earth's gravity is sufficiently reduced, open the door and rearrange the plates. Maybe think about putting them on the lower shelf next time so if it happens again they won't have as far to fall.
Final score:
1point
#146
Simply cut the window on the right with a glass cutter and use the most trusted hand of yours and put the plates back. Invite all Bored Panda users to dinner.
Final score:
1point
#147
Let me come over and ask the dishes out on a date, they will all back away from me into their rightful places telling me they have a boyfriend.
Final score:
1point
#149
Run back to the past using your speed force, where the dishes were still stacked and stop whoever created that chaos. But in doing so you'll be altering the timeline, but a few bowls are worth the risk. So run, Mother, RUN!
Final score:
1point
#150
Unscrew the cupboard door and slide it up til your hand fits under
Final score:
1point
Jacob Tanner 9 years ago
Probably can't unscrew it because the screws are normally on the inside of the hinges. But depending on the type of hinge you might be able to remove the hinge pins and do like you're suggesting.
#151
Go to ninja training to master speed and accuracy until able to open and catch falling plates.
Final score:
1point
#152
Do not try and save the bowls. That's impossible. Instead, only realize the truth... THERE ARE NO BOWLS. Then you will see that it is not the bowls that gets saved, it is yourself.
Final score:
1point
#153
Pry off top of cabninet and grab all bowls, or get circular drill bill large enough for arm to move bowls back then glue the cut out hole back in place and paint over the cut lines
Final score:
1point
#154
Offer to babysit a friend's hyperactive children. "Accidentally" feed them too much sugar and let them loose near cupboard.
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#155
Get a long strip of duct tape, open the door just enough to slide it in front of danger zone dishes with the sticky side toward the cupboard body. When in place, secure tape to cupboard. Repeat as necessary. Open door, rearrange dishes as needed, remove tape.
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#156
Open the left cupboard and empty it.then open a hole through the wood or remove it.reach the plates through there.open.replace wood.jobs done
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#157
If u can slide the door open a smidge pass a long balloon and blow it up, repeat til full, then open.
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#158
lay the cupboars horicontal down of its back on the ground or take a mattress under de door
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#159
Go to CERN and get a PhD in particle physics. Discover the graviton and anti-gravity. Create an anti gravity gun. Have earth invaded by aliens. Save the day using said gun. Remember this all started due to the damn plates. Come home and find the house a wreck but cupboard still intact. Use the gravity gun to get the plates out. Lose your shit when the battery runs out mid way smashing them to pieces. At least you saves earth.
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#160
Detach the entire cabinet, lay it on its back and open the fucking thing
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#162
Do not try and open the cupboard. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth. There are no dishes. Then you'll see, that it is not the cupboard that opens, it is only yourself.
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#163
You know how your socks go missing? Those are sock goblins. Summon one and pay them in socks to magically teleport the dishes out of the cupboard. Make sure the socks are nice.
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#164
Create a spider-web of duct tape across the glass, from frame to frame; ensure it is pretty heavily built up near to the first-instant fall point. Open glass and adjust bowls within spidey holes.
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#165
Just wait awhile quantum theory states that any arrangement of particles is possible and will occur given sufficient time, hopefully this rearrangement will occur before the imminent heat death of the universe
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#166
Ask Mr Trump. He will make the cupboard with plates great again.
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#167
CARDBOARD. Open the door slightly and slide a piece of cardboard between the door and the plates. Now, holding the cardboard, you can open the door freely. Once the door is open, you can use your free hand to reach around the cardboard and arrange the plates.
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#168
What do you value more...the dishes or that top pane of glass that you could break and reach in to pull the dishes back?
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#169
If you have a gap at the top of the cabinet door between it and the ceiling, take a long piece of paper, slide it through the door while slightly open. Hold paper above and below the door. Tension the paper to hold the bowls while you carefully open the door and quickly grab the bowls. Might buy you enough time. Suggest something strong, like parchment paper.
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#170
cut one of glass panels above the dishes and get dishes out . Then simply replace the glass panel, cheaper then letting dishes get broken and saves the dishes which may not be replaceable!
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#171
Send this picture to the cupboard producer and ask them to send you a set of nice porcelain before you sue them!
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#172
Drill a circular hole in the top of the cupboard to fit your hand/arm. Grab them one at a time from the top and stack them back on the shelf. Take arm out of the hole. Buy a 6"x2" piece of wood and nails. Nail the circle cutout to the wood. Place cutout in the hole, and nail back to the cupboard. Now there is no hole, and you saved the plates.
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#173
Seriously? I would open the cupboard about 1/8 to 1/4 inch, and slide in a thin but sturdy piece of plexiglass parallel to the cupboard door. (As big as the door). Press it firmly against the shelf, keep holding it tightly against the shelf, and open the door. Now you have a door that you can slowly and incrementally slide down, rather than opening all at once. Slowly slide it down, pulling out the dishes as you go. If I am picturing this correctly, you should be able to save every dish
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#174
They won't fall if you open the glass slowly and just enough to insert your arm which is doable because there is still space from both sides of the glass. slide the door to the right while the pressure of the objects on the glass will stop from making them fall, then you would substitute that pressure with your palm. Third law of motion: When one object exerts a force on another, the second object exerts on the first a force equal in magnitude but opposite in direction.
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Sahar Shr (Submission author) 9 years ago
"Edited" They won't fall. if you open the glass slowly and just enough to insert your arm which is doable because there is still space from both sides of the glass. slide the door to the right while the opposite pressure of the objects on the glass will stop it from making them fall, then you would substitute that pressure with your palm. Third law of motion: When one object exerts a force on another, the second object exerts on the first a force equal in magnitude but opposite in direction.
#175
The answer to this is simple. 1. ) Submit this to the mannequin challenge 2.) ??? 3.) Profit
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#176
Open the cupboard to the left & use a jigsaw to cut a hole between the two. Reach in and carefully pull out the plates. The cupboard can easily be replaced, but those dishes might not be able to be! :)
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#177
1. Open door. 2. Invite all Kings horses. Important addendum: do not invite (or immediately uninvite) all Kings men. They have a terrible track record with matters of this sort.
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#178
Take comfort in the fact that in the parallel universe your dinner service is not screwed!
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#179
Put one of those egg crate mattress toppers on the floor before you try any of the above ideas 😉
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#180
Call the fire department and tell them someone is about to jump when they arrive show them the situation, I'm sure they'll understand
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#181
Easy! Use the good old Day of the Tentacle Trick: 1) Place Laverne in front of cupboard, ready to catch plates. 2) Switch player from Laverne to Hoagie 3) Save 4) Encourage George Washington to cut some - not all - of the tree down. Just enough wood to make the shelves, but not the door. 5) When you switch back to Laverne, she should be holding the plates safely. If not, load and try a different approach on (4).
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#182
Don't you have an Indian in your cupboard? Ask him politely to assist you.
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#183
Say "Wingardium Leviosa!" Don't forget to swish and flick.
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#184
Try thinking positively! You know, in a cupboard-half-full kinda way!
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#185
Create a kickstarter or indigogo account to fund the broken plates, you might be lucky it might be overly funded.. Tip: make your video super interesting so many will fund it. Good luck.. I believe in you.. 1 week left..
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#186
Unhinge cabinet door, push door up against plates and carefully slide door up until edge of door reaches bottom of messy shelf. Tilt edge of door in until parallel to messy shelf (hence letting cabinet door act as extension of shelf.) Voila. Let the dishes slide onto door, hopefully unscathed
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#188
By the looks of it its a sliding door, that'd make things harder. Anyways, either tip the whole thing on it's back or break a pane or try a slim tool, put pieces of (duc)tape in and secure the plates to the shelves. Open door and peel tape from plates one by one
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#189
Open the door very slightly and stick a spatula in, hold the plates with said spatula and open door enough to get other hand in to grip remaining section of plates.
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#190
This would only work with a sliding door. Get a small curtain dowel with curtain attachment. Slightly slide door open just enough to slide dowel into cupboard. Bottom of the curtain then is tacked to the back of the cupboard with a second dowel. Bowls slide the curtain to a safe location at the back of the cupboard.
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#192
Break the window on top, nobody will notice it's missing.
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#193
Meditate for few years in Himalayan moutains. Find your inner peace kind of kung fu panda... practice on catching flying arrows and bullets... when you're fast enough and have meditated enough, you will realize that life is bigger and more important.. you will open the door, slowly, not quickly, plates will fall and break, and you will give them to the poor
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#195
Carefully disconnect the house from its foundation. Make sure not to lose any washers. While holding everything inside in place, gently but firmly tip the building over to one side, so that the wall with the problematic cupboard is now on the floor. Open the cupboard, and restack the dishes. Tip the house back on its bottom (again remembering to hold everything inside in place) and reattach building to foundation. You should have no extra washers when you are done.
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#196
with the looks of things it's a sliding door that slides open to the right sliding the door should hopefully slide the dishes across with the door open it (slowly!) enough to fit your arm in take the top few dishes and place them on the lower shelf if they fit repeat until you can take the ones on the glass, DO NOT take the ones on the glass first as it will cause a chain reaction and make the top ones fall, once all dishes are on the the lower shelf safely open the door and put the dishes back
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#197
Remove window pane to the right, reach in and pulp plates out, refit window
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#199
It's actually very simple. Go to Canadian tire or hardware store of your choice.. Buy a glass cutter. Use the glass cutter to cut the edges of the pane of glass above the pane the bowls are against. Reach in and settle the bowls. Problem solved. Now replace the glass pane using gorilla glue or alternate. Your welcome
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#201
Use a piece of cardboard slideit and as you crack the door open, you may want to tape a small piece of wood on the cardboard to stiffen it up & slide in. you will be successful if you listen to me
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#202
YOU MUST HAVE 33 MAGIC 1. Go buy any type of air staff preferably Law Staff 2. Go buy about 50 Law and Air runes 3. Open the cupboard and try to tele-grab as many as you can some may break but this is the best answer
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#203
The real question we should ponder is: how did this even happen?!
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#206
Open cupboard next to it. Drill a strategic hole. Insert rod through hole, push dishes back. Open door, arrange dishes correctly. Remove paint flake, bring to paint Store to match. Fill hole, sand, paint.
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#207
You are in the Matrix, slide open the door and with your mind imagine every plate being caught. If you catch them, then you are the one, Neo. If they smash then you a mearly another useless mortal!
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#208
Wait for the next earthquake, let them break, (or open the cabinet if they don't), claim it as damages, let insurance pay for it. Bada-boom.
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#209
Try to reboot and press F5 and select last known good configuration
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#210
Well since you seem to be in US with pretty large space below it which i can guess from the reflection you can keep a big deep tub filled with water until top or maybe your children outdoor swim and open the window prepare to slow move a few and few will fall in water saving the entire damage. It needs a few hands one should sit next to the water to protect the next one falling on top ..............cant think of any by looking at so many solutions already
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#211
1.Break them all. 2. Painstakingly put them back together with lacquer and gold dust in the Kintsukuroi style. 3. Sell them as personal pieces of art through an art gallery or even an Etsy page. 4. Buy new plates and pocket the profits.
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#212
Put an ad out for a bank robber. If they can break into a impenetrable vault they must have the solution yoi seek! (suggestion: Oceans triology screenwriter might help)
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#213
Get an air mattress and fill it up with air then place a heavy blanket over it to ensure less bounce and cautiously open the door
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#214
Drill a hole from the outside!
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#215
Don't try to fix this problem. This isn't a problem. This is a gift of art to the world. Sell the cupboard along with a print-out of all these comments to your local museum. Request that they name the art installation "happy constipation", because this is only worth something as long as there is no "bowl movement". Get it?
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#217
Depending on the brand of cupboard... either hold down the Shift key, or the F8 key, then open.
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#218
Open the cupboard really quickly with one hand and swiftly put your other hand below the dishes before they fall. Might wanna put something that will decrease the damage incase one slips. Like a rug or something
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#219
-Have Chekov turn off artificial gravity. -Send Spock back in time to oversee the plates' origional stacking. -Or just comm. Scotty and have him beam them out.
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#221
hey 2227, i'll vote for you if you vote for me. See you at the top m8.
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#223
"Use 'the Force', Mom" (Hey, if Luke can get a lightsaber buried in the snow to jump into his hands, as he is hanging upside down, you can keep good china from falling on the floor and breaking)
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#224
Put another dollar in and press A3, and you win them all! :)
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#225
Open Photoshop and load the image. Go to Free Transform>Skew and adjust the image until the back of the cupboard is lying flat. Now open the door, rearrange the bowls properly and once again skew the image back to its initial position before saving. Do not overwrite the original file in case something goes wrong! You may also Rotate 90° CW but this might cause the bowls to fall back too fast and end up getting smashed anyway. Good luck!
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#226
Slide garbage bag under cupboard door, inflate with hairdryer, slowly open and watch them bounce but not break
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#227
Duct tape all the panels of glass except the one to the right of the dishes, with a crisscross pattern. Score a groove into the surface of the glass to the right of the dishes contact. You can do this with anything harder than glass. (look into Moh Scale for clarity). Take a hammer once you've got a nice size groove, preferably a circle, and gently tap the center of the glass. Wear safety goggles, gloves, and shoes. Keep your arms covered and move the dishes to safety through shattered glass.
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#228
Get into a starship, head towards the sun so that the sun's gravity will slingshot you around it so fast that you will go back in time and then wait for Yesterday" (When you put your china in there) to finally return. Of course, if your calculations are wrong, you can fly into the sun and burn up, or you can end up in the year 1716, trying to convince a ten year old Ben Franklin to invent a time machine.
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#229
sie ,müsste die scheibe gegenüber aufschneiden .. dann köbnnte es klappen , wenn überhaupt .. ohne viel Bruch !!
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#231
That's not a Problem at all! :) It's an Opportunity to dispose of the extra unused plates... Or to gather some greek friends & throw a party
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#233
It looks like a sliding door. Slide the door to the right very few centimeters at a time until you have the edge of the first plate on the inner edge of the door's panel, then stop. At this point you should be able to stick your hand inside and push up all the plates back up from the bottom to restack them.
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#234
Get a letter from Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. Learn magic. Pull a Dumbledore.
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#235
Place a mattress under the cupboard and very slowly open the door.
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#236
Take up making mosaics as a hobby; save much time and money shopping for your first lot of supplies.
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#237
Flood the floor with styrofoam peanuts & then just let it fall!
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#238
Lay a big panda teddy in front of the cupboard and open the door. The plates will land softly on the panda and you can hug the panda for being so useful and your only real friend to help in such bad situations.
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1point
#240
If the china is irreplaceable (as is often the case): 1.Break top left window 2.Situate the dishes through said broken window 3. Spend a little bit of money on the totally replaceable window :) -or- Open the door, let the china/your memories come crashing to the floor, and take solace in the idea that in an alternate timeline, it is all still in tact
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#241
Swish & flick your wand while saying wingardium leviosa. P.S. It's pronounced "LeviOsa" NOT "LevioSA"
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#244
Option A 1. Tape/hold on to the cupboard door; 2. Slowly rest the cupboard on its back; 3. Control the speed of tilting the cupboard to avoid the plates and the bowls from smashing against one another; 4. Open the cupboard door and empty the cupboard; 5. Tilt the cupboard back to its original position. Option B 1. Smash the right glass penal; 2. Clear any remaining glass; 3. Empty the cupboard; 4. Replace the glass penal. Option C 1. Open the cupboard and sacrifice a few plates
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#245
Load the cupboard in to a rocket ship .... Fly to space . Open in zero gravity . Problem solved , and you get a nice family vacation out of it .
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#246
goto to AMAZON.COM and buy new ones, forget these for now
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#247
Enter witness protection. Move to a safe house. Start a new life and forget about the plates. Its all in the past they can't get to you now.
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#248
The son/daughter in law challenge: Make your daughter or son in law do it, and if it's done with out the plates breaking, they can have your son/daughter.
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#249
Add a foreign key constraint to the plates. When they try to drop, the drop will fail.
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#250
Avec un diamand coupe-vitre et une vantouse ,couper et enlever la vitre a droite et celle au dessus,placer une oreillé sur la tablette en dessous et commencer a retirer les assiettes en entrant un bras par carreau de vitre enlevé
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#251
Vote for the plates not to break upon opening the cabinet.
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#252
it is a sliding door. so slide the door a bit and you'll be able to put your hand in and hold them
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#253
Choose me, no regrets. 1. Shut the cabinet with duct tape (make suke the door won't move). 2. Drill two small holes at the glass on the right (be careful about vibration). Hole height no. 1: the lowest bowl, hole height no. 2: middle bowl (slightly lower than the horizontal wood). 3. Fill in hole 1 with sand until sand height reach hole 1, then shut hole 1. Fill hole 2 until you feel secured enough. 4. Break/ cut the glass on top of the plates. Take them out carefully from above. Voila
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#254
Unhinge the cabinet on the right hand side. Once dismantled, slide the door upward. Use a friend to help guide the plates from below, back into a stack and on the shelf.
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#255
Fill up a big enough pool in front of the cupboard. Cut glass below the plates. Find something that works as a "slide" for the plates, slide it right under the plates, slowly open the door and watch the plates have a nice day at the water park.
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#256
Right click on the plates material assignment and change it to plastic.
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#258
Join Fantastic 4 and claim supernatural powers. Then you can even create a new set of plates
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#259
Remove the top of the cupboard. Send in your grab claw to fish out the plates and hope they don't break by slipping from the grab claw!! Or better, get on a ladder and throw them at husband for creating the problem!! @sanjaymaz
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#260
Remove the glass right under the glass holding the plates and stuff pillows (a lot including your neighbors ) into the cupboard till they touch the plates and graduaaaaally open the cupboard... Or just call the flash😁
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#262
use a glass cutter and remove top shelf glass, fill the cupboard with jelly until the china floats up so you can pick them out safely
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#263
Perform electroshock therapy on the cabinet until the dishes become straight again
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#265
My 8 year old says ants can carry thousands of times their own weight. That said, get millions of ants. Drill a small hole into the class. Put ants into a cake piping/icing bag. Slowly (so as not to kill the ants) ice them through the drilled hole. Ask them gently (so as not to kill their spirits) to push the dishes to a level of their choosing. Once they are done, turn the heat up really high to cook them so you don't have to pay for their labor. Vacuum up the bodies. Throw away vacuum.
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#266
Get two helpers to hold a sheet taut under the cupboard. The third person opens the cupboard. Plates fall into the sheet.
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#267
Log on to your computer as an administrator, go to Home (your actual home) then from your Control Panel, Click System Restore, choose a restore point when the plates were nicely stacked. Click Next, and then click Finish to confirm your restore point.
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#268
Do not try and save the plates—that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: there are no plates.
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#269
Use tape and foam to water tight the cupboard from below. Open the glass panel at the top,and flood the cupboard with water and let everything float to safety. Bonus: 1) add some detergent to the water to wash the plates while you are at it 2) add in bubble bath solution to make your success picture you post to us more dramatic DL
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#270
Start an auction where people can bid on each individual plate. For each plate that breaks the winning bidder needs to pay that amount to charity.
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#271
Place a medium sized jet engine with the exhaust just under the shelf. Find the ideal thrust and open the hatch. The plates should now float around like flying saucers. Problem solved!👍
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#272
Label the plates "millennials" and then say something mean to them. They will be triggered and need to go to a safe place. Done.
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#274
Use the SLIDING DOOR very gently to open it a few inches, reach in, restack.
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#276
Cover the glass with pictures of neatly stacked bowls inside your cupboard...
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#277
Let them fall make a video upload it to youtube since this is trending you will get millions of views from the video then make by that video use that money to buy new plates . Problem= Solved.
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#278
See if you can find Hiro Nakamura from heroes speak to him nicely he will stop time and you can simply restack the plates. Come on this is so easy to sort. Some people eh. They ask the most obvious questions
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#281
Decide to build a time machine, wait for future self to come back in time and hand you the time machine (be care not to touch future self, thus avoiding any paradoxes), go back to before wedding day, and change registry from "white/blue china" to "white/blue melmac".
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#282
Use your mission impossible style circular glass cutter and cut the glass large enough to fit a small hand through and then simply push the bowls back on the shelf. Replace the one pane.
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#283
Wait till your jewish friend wedding day >>>invite everyone...open the cabinet>> break the glass>>> Mazel tov>>>everyone's happy ...PS invite bob the builder he might fix it ...
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#284
Lay the cupboard carefully on the ground so that the door is on top. Then just open the door. Greetings, masrlinu
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#285
Carefuly put down the back of the cupboard to the floor and then open the door, probably with any broken dish.
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#286
Put some balloons on top of your house then go to the moon. And voila!! Zero gravity!!
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#287
You find Dom Cobb and together you get in the dream state. There you can practice saving the dishes. When the dream starts collapsing you don't wake up and stay in the limbo forever. You can fix everything there easily.
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#288
Take a glass cutter, cut out the top right pane of glass above the dishes and start pulling them out. Be sure to have some kind of suction cup on the cut glass before you start tapping to break the glass out. 👍Good luck
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#289
Easy. Find a piece if thin plywood and slowly crack open the door. Slide the plywood in to hold on to the bowls. Once plywood took over the glass door position, u are safe!
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#290
Do not try and open the cupboard, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth...there is no cupboard. Then you will see it is not the cupboard that opens, it is only yourself.
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#292
Send cupboard into space. No gravitation there. Open the cupboard and safely gather the plates that float around you.
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#293
Rotate it outwards from the wall. If you can do this without disturbing the dishes, then check if you can access the cabinet from the back in any way. If not, take the front right door off of it's hinges and then carefully remove the plates, placing some sort of makeshit safety net underneath them, in case they fall.
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#296
Use one of those foams that expands and hardens inject it with a straw that should go with it. Make sure to pick the one that's easy to remove
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#297
Get a hammer. Smash the glass and plates at the same time, laughing and yelling "I am always the master! ALWAYS!"
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#298
Why so many bowls? Looks like you can afford to lose a few! Then learn to put stuff away properly!
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#299
Hire someone who works with glass to cut a circle or square just below the first bowl. Tape the hole or use a glove to avoid cutting yourself. Try pushing the bowls back on the shelf. If necessary cut out the upper left piece of glass and rescue your china.
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#300
Use The Force. They're plates, for crying out loud, not an X-Wing stuck in the swamps of Dagobah!
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#301
Pull cupboard out from wall and remove back panel to access dishes without risking opening the door.
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#302
Get a piece of cardboard. Slide it in such that the plates are secured. Open the door while holding cardboard firm so plates don't move. Reach in from above cardboard and fix the plates.
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#303
Set the house on fire, then when the hot firefighter comes forget about the plates.
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#305
Hold a bucket with a blanket inside under the cupboard theb slowly open it
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#306
Cast a Swarm Skin spell, turn all your soft tissue into a swarm of ants and have them go into the cabin and rearrange the dishes. If you're a level 9 wizard/witch or Druid (holla😉) cast Shapechange. Also a Transmutation spell you can turn yourself into a Vine. Grow into the cabinet and use your leaves to carefully place each item back into its order without disruption.
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#307
Use a long knife to slowly feed in tea towels or clothing through a small crack to build up under and around the dishes. Once secure try to get hand inside to stabilize the dishes.
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#310
Open the door and quickly hold the bowls in their place. You need an assistance to help you bring the plates down one by one.
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#312
Leave it alone, tell all guests its the "Matrix" plate display
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#315
Build a giant wall in front of your cupboard and make Mexico pay for it. Your life will be great again.
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#316
You'll have to invent some sentient robotic humanoid assassins with the capability of time travel. Make sure to build the model in the image of Arnold Schwarzenegger. After doing so, tell them the world will be destroyed if they don't go back in time and kill the person who invented the cupboard. Once they've completed the task, you'll have the same problem with an entertainment center. Repeat process until every furniture piece that contains bowls doesn't exist or until the world is in discord.
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#317
Sometimes it's not best to tackle a problem head on. What is the side of the cupboard made of? Remove the side while applying pressure to the door, problem solved.
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#318
Easy, the back site of the closet is carton. Open the back site and you can fix it.
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#320
Strip sheets off bed, pull mattress off and place under door, open door, watch plates bounce off mattress and crash onto floor, curse a lot
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#325
having telekinesis is the only sure way to save your bowls
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#326
First remove the big bowls to the upper right. At least you can get your hands on them. As for the ones against the window? Get a towel and hold it under the bowls. Get one or more people to slide the shelves backwards and catch the falling bowls in the towel. Might need 2 people holding 2 towels actually. And wear a helmet just in case.
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#328
Step 1: Open cupboard door and sadly watch dishes crash onto kitchen floor. Step2: Masturbate in the sink. Step 3: Smoke a cigarette. Step 4: Watch Downtown Abbey.
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#329
Take out the glass from the door next to it, reach in and gently remove plates, open door, take out rest of the plates, replace glass from first door.
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#330
Gently move the cupboard away from the wall, unscrew the back panel then place a cardboard box padded with blankets on the shelf underneath. Use the box to push the door open from the inside so that the dishes fall into it.
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#331
This is zen and feng shui forces speaking to you. You have too many things. Discard the broken dishes and use this as ground zero. Go through every closet, shelf, and cupboard and cut your possessions by half. Take them to the nearest second hand store to make their day. Then do not bring anything new into your house without removing something old (this works well for boyfriends too).
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#333
Remove the top of the cupboard, then reach in and remove plates verrrrrrrry carefully.
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#335
My husband says to open the door enough to get your hand in then push the bills back onto shelf. He's a very logical and serious man I'm afraid.
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#336
Ask Donald Trump. I'm sure he has a secret plan. If he suggests building a wall over it, you may want to ask if the dishes will be deported before the wall goes up.
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Marty Hinrichs (Submission author) 9 years ago
Tell the dishes they are part of a Mannequin challenge and not to move. Open the door and take them out. Easy peasy.
#337
Tell the dishes they are part of a Mannequin challenge and not to move. Open the door and take them out.
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#338
Butterfly net! Slide it in sideways and turn it to catch the bowls.
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#339
What I would do: Buy a can of spray foam insulation, connect a rubber tube to the can that would fit in between the edge of the door and the frame, spray the foam around the dishes, let it set up and then open the door, cross your fingers and close your eyes.....
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#341
Anime method: Declare the cupboard your enemy, make sure everyone knows. Push glasses up nose intensely, spin around dramatically and point at the cupboard because it is your enemy. Spend the next 5 to 6 hours alternatively powering up and yelling. After this point, your house and everything within 500 meters will have turned into a crater, except the cupboard, because it is your enemy. Comense epic battle with cupboard, defeat it after becoming enraged after it breaks a single dish.Buy new home
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#342
The back panel or top of cabinet may have screws. If on top, easy...Climb on ladder and unscrew. If on back panel, gently rotate till you can access screws and unscrew panel.
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#343
Get sturdy cardboard, slide up through door between plates and cupboard glass. Hold cardboard firmly. Open door slowly. It might help to have someone to grab plates, so you can open the door and hold the cardboard. Good luck.
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#344
Go to Kamar-Taj, see The Ancient One, be a sorcerer, find The Eye of Agamotto, reverse or stop time, arrange back, and you're done!
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#347
Put heeps of pillows on the floor or let someone hold a thick blanket under it while you open. Better if two of you hold the blanket while one person opens the door
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#348
You need to slowly tilt the cabinet backwards so that the plates will be against the back of the shelf. Then you can open the door.
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#349
Slowly turn the cupboard, so that it lays on the back, and nothing falls in the process but instead everything just slides into some caotic pile. Then open it.
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#351
Move the shelf slowly and pull it down on its back slowly, take someone's help. When the shelf is laid on the floor with the doors facing the ceiling, you can save most of your cupboards.
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#352
Gently take the cupboard and put its back on the floor. If you are careful enough, nothing should break. Open the cupboard, remove everything, put the cupboard back in place and replace the stuff into it.
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#354
Yaman Yamaner 2 hours ago "Maybe u can slide a piece of thin (but strong) layer of cardboard between the door and plates. That layer would help to keep the plates from falling (and breaking) when another person reaches in (from the sides) and collects them. Dunno. Just an idea, most probably not the best & working one tho. Good luck!" This was the best answer.
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#355
Find a thin, long and wide cloth and put it under the stacks by holding it from both sides of the sliding door. Pull it upwards slowly just to move the stacks into its original position. Once it is done, open the sliding door quickly and ready to catch the bowls with a huge and thick folded comforter. Good luck and all the best!
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#357
Trump solution: Have an interview with 60 minutes and say 'it is so big, it it is so enormous I realised that this is a whole different life for me now'
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#358
I think the opening of the door needs more information, is it hinged or sliding, it looks like a sliding door, therefore quite easily resolved done delicately.
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#360
Glue the cupboard door shut and leave them there as a relic bc that's just friggin cool! Then buy new dishes.
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#361
The shroedinger solution. Paint the glass black and claim that the plates inside are broken and not broken at the same time.
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#362
Cut a piece of window under the plates with a special tool for cutting windows or mirrors, which is not very expensive. Then gently place your hand or a tray inside as close as possible to the plates, right before you open the door, to catch at least some of them.
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#364
Add suction cups to the lower cupboard pane glass. (to hold it for the next step) Using a glass cutter, cut out the lower pane glass, be careful not to shake the cupboard to much Use some sandpaper and gently smooth the cut glass so you will not cut yourself, although you should have enough room to access the lower half. Stuff the lower part with soft material like a small bed sheet or something up to the point, but not at where the lower plate/bowl is levitating. Open the cupboard door.
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#365
Freeze it, may be the technology in the future helps you to teletransport the plates in a safety way
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#366
Break the glass of other side of window...and slowly hold the plates
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#367
Take the Red Pill. Learn how to mentally manipulate the Matrix. Make the dishes flow back up into a stack.
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#368
Is that possible to slowing pull the cupboard down backward?
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#369
one person holds a cushion below the door, ready to catch plates. hardly open the door and have a small handed person (donald trump ?) squeeze his hands in there and attempt to prop the plates up or at least control the landslide of plates on to the cushion below.
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#370
Open the upper part of the cupboard and since it's the last shelf fix them and tadaaaaaa!
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#371
Get a large blanket or sheet, hold it open just below the door. You might want to add some pillows for extra cushioning.
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#372
Open door just a tiny bit. Shove an empty garbage bag in there and spread it as much as you can on the bottom with a rod or a coathanger. Make sure the bag sticks out the door a little bit. Fill the bag with expanding foam untill the bag inflates all the way up to the plates. Open door, remove plates savely, remove garbage bag with foam
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#373
Use a glass cutter. Replacing panes are less expensive then the china
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#374
Break the glass square above the spilled bowls and pull them out from the now broken opening.
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#375
You're going to need a ladder, blow torch, duct tape, wood glue, a cardboard box, 3 ink pens (blue, black, red), a yo-yo, some bubblegum, a clown wig, and somebody to hold my beer.
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#376
Get a really large bucket or tub and enough gelatin to fill it.
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#377
You gonna need 2 persons.first Cut the glass of the Cupboard into a big circle shape and insert pillows or something soft and hold the pillow from the bottom.and Open the door slowly and hand the over pillow to the second person and problem solved.
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#378
Use a diamond tipped drill and drill a small hole in a glass panel. Buy some expanding foam in a can and put nozzle through the hole you drilled and press the button. The foam will expand and hold all your plates together. Wait for foam to cure then open cupboard
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#379
Just place the pillows under the cupboard. And if plates will fall they will not break.
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#380
Take a vacation to China and buy new stuff to replace!
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#381
If the door is hinged, remove hinges while someone pushes on door, never losing contact, turn the door slowly 180 degrees and have someone pulling the BOWLS (not plates) out. Minor scratches on glass but nothing broken.
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#382
Try opening the cupboard outside the atmosfere. The lack of gravity and air pressure may keep the plates intact
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#383
Take the entire cupboard, and tilt it backwards. If they don't fall into place, just give it a few gentle shakes.
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#386
Build a time machine , go back in time. And tell your self that I have come from future. Tell her to Don't panic, keep the dishes somewhere else. Simple.
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#388
Wrap the whole cupboard with strong black carton. Then push it off the wall. After this attach it again on the wall. Never unwrap it. You will have a Schrodinger's cupboard where all the plates will be be broken and whole at the same time.
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#389
Put a couple of mattresses at the base and open the cupboard. 😜
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#390
Make a big hole with a glass cutter at the left upper glass,fix the dishes and open the door...only one glass to restore and no damage ;)
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#391
Place the pillows or thick blankets down to the cupboard .. And open it ...few you can catch .and other falls on blankets.
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#392
Make a whole from the backside (if necessary lay the cupboard on the ground) and remove the plates carefully :)
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#393
Foam below the opening of the cupboard just in case some fall. Slowly open the cupboard, plates will shift, have someone put their hands in and hold the plates or push them back up.
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#394
Make sure u put a nice big water bed beneath it and get some help from another person who can open the cupboard slowly and u can one by one put them down on the bed
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#396
Put a big sqishy blanket or quilt with pillows below on the floor and on the counter and hope for the best.
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#397
Make a very good insurance on the plates first and then enjoy opening... ;)
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#398
lay the self on the floor, then open the thing= everyone is happy
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#401
If she can break the glass top .. and take them one by one ..
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#402
Slide in a thin piece of acrylic under the door so the plates rest on the panel instead. Then, open the door and rearrange the dishes. Or, open the other side of the cupboard.
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#403
Just leave it like that, it makes an interesting talking point
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#404
Find some bowls that's are just like these, stack them how you wish, highlight them, and then use Format Painter on the ones in the shelf.
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#406
Have Donald Trump come by. Open cupboard a tiny tiny bit. Have Donald slide his tiny hands in. Voila, you have a jerk in your kitchen.
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#407
Break open the right or top panel, remove the bowls and replace panel.
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#408
Go yolo and open it, hope for the best Or Ask your husband to held tilt it back or lay it down empty it and restack it when its upright
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#409
Slot a piece of sturdy plywood or ruler through the bottom or side of cupboars door to hold back the 2nd plate, make sure you have a large laundry basket to catch the falling first one. Best of luck to you.
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#410
Just keep on staring at them because it might be the last time you will going to see them hehe atleast no matter what happens on your next steps they will remain intact in your mind 😂😂😂
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#412
Use a glass cutter, make a small hole, insert stick and carefully stack dished. Call Speedy Glass to repair hole in glass.
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#415
Cut a round hole in the glass and extract the dishes one by one.
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#418
Lock the door first, it will keep the door frame stay in place when you smash the glass.. Smash the glass at the top, left and right.. Put the porcelain which 'hang on the glass' first meanwhile dont forget to keep the porcelain at the right at it's place. I think it will be a domino effect if you only focus on one side and forget the other side.
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#419
1. Open door quickly. 2. Jump back. 3. Clean up mess. 4. Go shopping.
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#420
Put cushion or pillow below and have another person with you to catch some of the bowls as you open it!:)
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#421
Get a stick, then swish and flick and say "Windgardium Leviosa" make sure you say LeviOsa, not LeviosAR!
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#422
Take the red pill and you'll be able to catch them all before they hit the floor
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#425
Be thankful you have glass cabinets. If not, you would open the door, unaware that you are about to be attacked by your own beautiful bowls. Consider yourself prepared for the impending disaster and open the door with confidence.
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#426
Unhinge the door and slowly slide it to the right, keeping pressure against the bowls, and when the crack is just big enough, reach in with left hand just beneath the bowls, slowly continue to slide the door until you have control of the dishes.
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#427
Don't fix this. Take out your camera and do a mannequin challenge.
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#429
Wait for an earthquake and pray it will be the one that will put the plates back again. If not, repeat.
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#430
Open the cupboard with atleast 10people with you. Assign them to catch 1pc each! There will be a big chance to save your plates!!! 👍🏻
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#432
Burn the Cupboard Down! Then you don't have to worry about dishes no more!
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#433
If u have 2 sliding doors or just 2 doors, open the other side and put your hands in the dishes and push it up back to self and reorganize your dishes. I think u put too much dishes stacking up!
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#434
Break or cut the pane of glass on the upper right, above the bowls on their sides. (Break only of these are separate panes of glass). Remove dishes above those bowls, any that are putting weight on them. Remove bowls on right on edge. You will probably lose 2-4 of the ones between the shelf and the same on the left no matter what. If you can keep them in place, the idea someone else suggested for a bowl or basket that is padded with towels and opening the door might save a couple more.
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#435
Cut a hole or square at the back wall, remove the plates carefully through this hole/square then reattach and seal the wall.🙈 Easy-peasy! 😜
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#436
Get your partner to open it, if they break ..... It's his fault!
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#437
Put some pillows on the platform than open it slowly and carefully
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#438
Put some foamy substance on the floor that wouldn't let the plates break.
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#439
Open a new command line, access the programme "Cupboard" and apply the patch "Stacked v2.6", reboot the furniture and check to see if items are now restacked. If not, check which version of furniture you are running as the patch has only been tested on the following: Ikea_onlasts1yr.v2.3 FurnitureWearhouseiscrap.v1 OldLastCenturyShit.v1950.s
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#441
Get a blowup mattress and put it next to the cupboard. Put soft blankets on ledge if necessary. Have people standing ready to catch the bowls when they bounce. This should save most of them.
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#442
If you can move/disengage the cupboard: move/disengage the cupboard and remove the back so you can save the plates without falling. Not funny but hopefully helpfull.
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#443
I would break the window to the right and get the bowls out that way, the glass would be cheap and easy enough to repair, good luck.
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#444
Jist put a tissue or a big pillow uder it as soon as u open the door, so that the cups can fall on it , u ll lose from one to 6 of them but u ll save the rest, make sure u wear thick gloves a face mask and something on ur head.
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#445
You're going to need more than two persons to help you hold some of the plates, no gloves but bare hands. Carefully and slowly break the glass, use ladders and with the help for your people, some will have to hold plates and some will have to remove them. Your problem is solved. Glass is cheaper to replace.
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#446
Place a giant container filled with water (baby tub made from plastic would do) right under the cabinet. Tilt the cabinet backwards a little - only as much so you could open the door. If any of the plates fly out they might sink right away in the water container and not break themselves on one another. Good luck :)
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#449
Break the glass and use the sealing foam so the plates will stick together:)
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#450
Just open it from the back and stick your hand through it and lift the platest. Can't go wrong
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#451
Stack a few mattresses on the floor in front of the cabinet door, throw a bunch of big fluffy bath towels on the mattresses to minimize bounce. Then, while standing on the mattresses open the door slowly to capture the falling dishes. Whichever dishes you miss will land on the mattresses and fluffy towels. Some dishes may be saved as long as they don't land on top of each other. It would be helpful if you had a second person removing the saved dishes from the mattresses as they land.
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#453
Just move. The dishes aren't even that nice, and neither is the cabinet
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#454
Take the plates out of the cupboard next to it saw a hole and remove the plates.
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#455
Just stop time. Then casually open the cupboard door, re-stack dishes and close the door. Start time. Then have a word with yourself for the state of your dishes!
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#461
Cut the glass above. Remove the dishes without opening the door and then replace the cutted glass with a new one. Cut, don't break it.
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#462
Drag the cupboard from its place, gently tilt it on its back, then open the door.
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#463
If you manage to put a liquid hydrogen fuel rocket on each corner of the house and launch the house into outer space the diches will be in 0 gravity and you can open the closet and no harm will be done, voila
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#464
There is no glass on the upper part of the door.So can take from upside using ladder or stool
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#467
1. Visit ikea with the intention of buying nothing at all. 2. Come back home. 3. Realize how fortunate you have so much free space to put what you just bought at IKEA, now that the bowls are broken...
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#469
Take as many cushions you have than keep them on floor and than slide the door!!🙄 all your plates will be saved😆😆 Saved the Earth!😥
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#470
Put a piece of masking tape on the glass. Drill a pencil sized hole in it. Slide a pencil sized stick into the hole and push the bowls backs, Open the door about 4 inches and slide your hand behind it.
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#472
buy a big empty balloon. try to push it into the shelf just below the plates . keep the open side of the balloon outside the shelf. Now blow the balloon till it fits such that if you even open the shelf the plates fall on the balloon . all the best!!! hope this idea helps you
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#473
It is cheaper to brake one glass above and get access and pay for replacement of the window
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#475
First place a cushion on floor or countertop in front of the door. Spread a large towel over the cushion. Stand with your forehead against the center of the door. Grab the side of the door with one hand. Continue to place pressure against door with your forehead. Gradually open and slide your other hand into the opening from the bottom of the cabinet. You should be able to gently push the dishes far enough back onto the shelf to gain control of the JINGA inside.
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#476
Older closets have the top panel added last in construction. It can be removed without destroying or moving other parts. Probably need help of 2 people supporting the side and back panels... just in case.
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#477
Get a glass cutter and cut the pane below the one the cups are against then reach in and push them back on the shelf. Replace the cut pane.
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#478
Invent a tractor beam that will pull the moon close enough to the cupboard to make the dishes float. Pull the dishes out. Quickly invent a retractor beam to put the moon back in its place.
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#479
Go outside and kill some random creatures to level up until you have enough skillpoint to learn telekinesis.
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#480
Break the right glass window take it from there, than replace the window glass.
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#483
Why don't you just fly the whole thing to space? No gravity, no problem!
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#484
Open the door, let the plates fall and break, buy a new set, re-stock. Simple as that....
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#485
Since it's the top shelf, remove the top of the cupboard, there should be only a few screws holding it, and you can put it back later. Tilting the cupboard may make more plates fall, letting them fall on a cushion only saves the first for sure (the second one will fall on the first etc).
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#486
It happend for me but less stuff with, find someone fast in reaction then you open the door then , that guy gonna take them too fast like in secends , really and also put sth on the floor also to make sure is not gonna make u injury , loco
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#489
Use the Force. Restore the order. Open closet. Only then will the circuit be complete
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#490
Film yourself opening the cupboard, let them fall down on you, add a cute kitten or a puppy in the background. Go viral, buy a new set. You're welcome.
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#491
One word, awesome mannequin challenge. Just stay still the rest of your life.
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#493
Collect all your sofa's cushion, place them in a group right on bottom of your cupboard door. Open your cupboard door in a fast motion and all plates will landing safely on your cushions.
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#494
Go to the museum and let the spider bites you, then you'll feel some fever...it's ok...practise for few days how to control your webs then buld on over the floor, to catsh the plates when They fall....you're welcome!
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#495
Put a big bowl of water under the shelf then open it. The plates will fall into the bowl of water and will not break😊
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#496
Insert a small balloon under the bowls. With a small tube attached blow the bowls back up into place.
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#497
Tape all panes in case they are all part of 1 large piece of glass. Using a suction cup and glass cutter, carefully cut a hole in the pane above and to the right of the situation. Remove the cut glass and wearing a long sleeve shirt, thin, reach through and move the dishes back into the cupboard and safety. Open the door once safe, remove glass and replace it, then stack dishes in shorter stacks closer to the back of the cupboard. Good luck! You can do it!
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#498
Put some cushion all Around it...like the inflatable bouncey castles at kids parties
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#499
go to supermarket-->locate beyond section -->get a universal remote control-->come back-->Press pause-->open the cabinet and get the plates-->press play--> u can keep the URC
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#500
3 Person job, have someone ready with a large pillow to catch the plates, someone slowing open cabinet, third person start grabbing plates as you open
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#501
Always wear safety glasses, I would recommend sliding a large square garbage can in front of the cabinet, then with some one filming this, opening the cabinet, posting the video on YouTube and waiting for the royalty check to buy more dishes... repeat as desired
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#502
Drill a small hole in the wood and fill full of polystyrene balls then as the door opens things should just slide slowly down until you can get a hand in.
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#504
Open the door on left side of dishes and very carefully reach for all the dishes at once
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#505
Be CERTAIN plates won't break when you open door (polls said so). Open door. If plates break, rant! protest! demonstrate! break more things! yell NOT MY PLATES!
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#506
Turn the kitchen light off and pretend you didn't see it, then blame it on the Grandchildren when somebody else says something.
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#509
Move the shelf on its back, so the plates fall back on the shelf and then open the door away from the ground.
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#510
Somebody already said lean it back,soooo,your gonna have to walk outside push the wait button,move the slider to the 24 hr option,if F4 then you must use chair/bed,and go back to a freshly spawned cabinet with plates arranged normally,unless the dev team just did this to mess with you
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#511
This is looks like an imposible mission, time to contact agent hunt ( ethan hunt )from the imf, he probably taking vacation in a malaysian prison under the name of sergey. Good luck
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#512
We must embrace the futility of our existence. Read some Nietzsche, open the door, watch them break. Keep on waiting for your death.
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#513
Either way you're gonna have to open it. So slowly open it and try balance the plate as you push open. I really don't know how you have them the way they are lol
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#514
Put cushions underneath the cupboard and open the cupboard. Get multiple hands ready to catch them to prevent breaking!
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#516
slightly slide the door to create a small opening. insert hand and try to support the hanging plates. then slowly slide the door to open it.
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#519
Go to wallmart and buy as many mattresses as you can. The go home and place them all over the house. The you can open that door.
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#520
Open the cupboard and claim for accidental damage on your house insurance policy. If your policy does not cover you for accidental damage, take out a new for old policy with accidental insurance cover, wait a month, open the door and claim. If you have anything lying around that is already broken, add that to the cost of the claim to recover any excess lost.
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#521
If It's not stuck to the wall. Put down the cabinet with its back against the floor gently. you can then open it.
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#522
Cover your hand with some thick cloth and smash through the glass with just enough force so that your fist rests inside the dish and keeps it from falling
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#523
Ask Rick Sanchez for help, you may get cronembergh but the plates will be ok.
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#524
open from hinges side only !- and push oneder side to the time when pullback da dishes !
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#525
Put some pillows down and try to catch as many as you can ,if you won't catch them you at least will test your focus and agility
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#528
Dim the lights. Ask a "friend" to go grab some plates in the cupboard. Blame friend for the mess. Sue.
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#529
Go to construction mode, delete the cupboard and buy a new one. Don't forget "rosebud" if you're out of money.
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#534
Easy. Break glass on top then arrange them or put them out.
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#535
Use a glass cutter to cut a hole in glass, reach in, restack bowls, open door. Your welcome.
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#536
Open the cupboard a little just enough to insert your hands below to catch the bowls.
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#537
Put a mattress on the floor . And let the bowls falls to it.
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#538
Make a small hole in the upper glass, put the hose inside, and fill the cupboard with water until they float. Add some soap if you want to get them clean.
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#539
Call Batman, tell him if the plates brake, the Joker has promised to kill a housewife for each plate.
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#540
Is it possible to dribble a latex glue from above, to hold the bowls together for a short time, but still wash away the glue
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#541
Cut the glass at the bottom por the side, so you can Pick them. Put some safety bubble thing some other fall
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#544
Ask two of your family members to hold a quilt blanket / large piece of cloth tightly over and slightly below that shelf then open the cabinet. Gently lower blanket till it reaches the floor..
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#545
Get a Portal gun. When you open the door shoot a portal to the floor and another at the wall. Catch the plates as they pass through the portal.
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#546
Get a couple of friends with a blanket to stand underneath to catch any that fall as you slowly open cupboard door
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#547
If the first suggestion didn't work,just fast travel across the map a few times,this will almost always reset the containers
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#548
The Schrodinger's plate solution. Open the door but don't watch yourself do it. Never look at the plates again and they will forever remain in a state of being smashed but also not smashed
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#549
Fill the entire house with ping pong balls, then open the door!
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#550
Go to the nearest hardware and ask for the tool you can use to break the right side by drawing a circle on it,.then go catch the plates
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#551
Slide the cabinet, tilt it backwards on the wall, the dishes will not fall when the door is opened
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#552
When in trouble, When in doubt, Run in circles yell and shout. Then cut the chinking out of the glass next to it. Fix plates, re-chink the glass back in. TO DA
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#553
Very simple, slide open the door just enough for one hand to reach in and put a stick to block majority of the plates from falling except for the first one that you can't slide in front of. Cannot save everyone from a bail out, at least can safe the rest of us
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#554
Get hit by lightening as a particle accelerator blows up, learn about powers to run fast, run to a different timeline/multiverse and live life knowing that the bowls are no longer in danger. Alternatively, open the cupboard and catch them all with your new found powers.
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#555
Drill a hole from the one cupboard to the other and fetch plates. Then slot the circular piece you drilled out back in place
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#556
Catch everything with a huge towel or table cloth, needs 3 persons, 2 to hold and 3rd person to catch them as they fall
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#557
Think positive: your dishes will be worth a whole lot more in japan after you open the cupboard
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#560
Get a glass cutter and cut out window on right side. Replace glass. Easy n cheap.
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#561
Go back in time, watch parents get killed, grow up full of angst, swear to avenge your parents death, become millionaire vigilante, open the cupboard and let Alfred deal with the mess.
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#563
To remove with the glass-cutter door glasses below and sideways from a heap of plates. Through the bottom opening to fill and to block space with a pillow or a small blanket. Carefully to get plates from the top opening))
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#564
Take a vacation in Boracay, then bring lots of sand and fill in there! Mabuhay.
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#565
Get a glass cutter and some tape. Diagonally tape the glass pain beside the falling plates. Cut the ang remove the glass. Put hands through and restack the plates. A pain if glass that size wiuld be very cheap to replace. Problem solved.
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#566
Smash the glassnon the top left and slowly rescue your plates.
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#567
Cut the glass next to it; fill the gap inside the cabinet with fluffy blanket; tilt backwards the cabinet; open the door;take out the DAMN plates and then go buy another glass to fix the cabinet; AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T PUT THEM BACK THE SAME WAY!!!
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#568
Rent a huge excavator ond tilt the house 90 degrees, problem solved.
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#569
Melt the thin glass in the right sife of the cupboard using heatgun to make a hole then carefully arranges the plates, dont smash the glass! The plates will collapse!!
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#570
The glass panes can be removed without breaking them or slide the cuboard out gently and remove the back of the cuboard and bobs your uncle
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#571
I guess it all depends on how the cupboard opens. That would change the theory on how to resolve the issue.
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#572
If possible, lean the cupboard on its back and you can probably open it without letting it fall.
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#573
Go to an insurance company, buy the coverage for any broken dishes in your house. Now you are safe to open the door 👍🏾
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#574
Just face reality and let them all break then buy some new ones..
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#576
Join friends, put some music, smoke some weed, open the door and Laugh A LOT seing all that!
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#577
Get a long flat stick, slim jim or ruler, crack the door on the right side and slide the stick through to push the dishes on the right back into place. then open the right side so you can use your hands to move the stuff on the left back.
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#578
You have to open the door and then be faster then the gravity and hold the last plate. It could break one or two but not all of them :D
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#580
There's some opening space so a strong and dexterous arm that understand Asian/Chinese/Japanese bowls like a cook, supermarket stacker, housewife might be able to push up or remove and salvage the first four bowls after slipping thru door openning.
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#581
Slide the cupboard slowly (mind.. v..e..r..y slowly😉) almost in a glacier like stealthy speed.... Don't let the plates realise yours cunning ways.... And slowly slowly... Oh damn!! Ok fine.... Just smash lower glass pane and catch it from below.... Happy??!!😒
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#582
Fill the cupboard with extensive foam by a hole. So it will secure the plates.
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#583
Take a picture and photoshop the dishes neatly stacked, and for some reason, add the leaning tower of Pisa in the background.
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#585
Take the cupboard down slowly with few peoples help and then open the shelf
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#586
Accurately unhinge the door, remaining pressure from left then thrust through narrow (choose what works for you): 1. Inflatable mattress pump it and put door off, 2. Inflatable pool (then you need extra hose to fill it by water) pump it and put door off 3. Soft pads NB! Don't forget to put outside something soft also Good Luck! :)
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#589
git bisect start then git bisect bad until the plates are in a safe position get your plates out safely should you want to know who made this disaster up, you can use git bisect good -> if plates are ok git bisect bad -> if plates are not Once finished the reference refs/bisect/bad will be pointing to the moment in which those plates assumed an incorrect position. Look at the committer.
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#590
First place as many pillows as possible below the cupboard and let the first few fall... act quickly and hold the remaining back...
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#591
le your children open The door... The get Angry with Them. The dishes Will be broken, But It won't be Your fault!
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#592
Buy new plates and keep these as a conversation piece. People will come from far and wide and you'll become famous in polite society as the charming plate lady.
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#594
Have one person hold the door still while another takes the hinges off. Person one slides the door up and person 2 grabs the bowls as they are exposed. Or take the red pill and reload the matrix.
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#595
Open the door, let them break then make a beautiful mosaic out of the peices to hand on the wall... Or develop really fast reflexes and catch them like on Tom and Jerry. Good luck.
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#598
Break the glass window ever so gently that dont have plates leaning on, then you can reach in to get the plates to safety
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#599
Break the glass panel on the right and retrieve the plates. The glass would likely be cheaper to replace than the plates.
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#600
Put thick layers of foam or secure a huge badminton net beneath the cupboard before opening the doors carefully.
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#601
Open the cupboard door really fast with a basket of laundry underneath!
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#602
Keep a mattress or similar thing right next to the cupboard!
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#603
Get a few billion of your closest friends to all walk opposite the rotation of the earth (see Coriolis effect), and when gravity has sufficiently been reversed, easily reach into cabinet and restack the dishes. Or just never have soup or cereal for the rest of your life. Your choice.
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#604
think i would find a springy mattress and place it right at the door and open the door just a little..and quickly slide the mattress as near as i can to the insides of the cupboard...and open it even more again, and slide the mattress closer within again. until i managed to get the whole mattress aligned with the insides of the cupboard. hopefully the plates land safely on it , in the meantime too. Practicality: 7/10 Risks: 6/10 Side-Damages: 1/10
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#606
Book a private plane. Bring along your cupboard. Ask the pilot for a free fall. The gravity will now be temporarily disabled. Open the door slowly. Collect your plates. Can't go wrong.
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#607
Pull the cupboard away from the wall, then slowly lay it down, and then it should be more safe to open!
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#608
ask marty mc fly and doc brown if they drive with you back to the future
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#610
1. Take out the top glass of the cupboard. Handle with care. Either one. Probably can glue it back later. 2. Take out the porcelain one by one. Done
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#611
Laser the glass and hold the plate before open it.
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#612
First: go to a store and buy new cups. Second: open the cupboard.
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#613
Yell at it really really hard. Thats what my mom does to me and it puts me right back in my place. 😄
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#616
Bust the cupboard open and have an army standing to protect the plates
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#618
Invite your blind friend over and tell your friend to get some plates from the cupboard.
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#619
Put down a mattress or something that plates can land on when you open the door do they don't break
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#621
Open the cupboard, and watch the chaos ensue. Then, develop an OCD(or play tetris) and learn how to stack efficiently without risk if breakages.
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#622
Is the cupboard on the International Space Station, by chance? If so, you should be able to open without issue. I hope that helps.
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#623
Just let them smash as everything on Earth is destined to destruction. Sit in the middle of mess and meditate. Namaste.
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#624
Open the door a little bit, insert a thin flat piece of iron or a spatula to hold the dishes.
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#625
Throw a dish party. While everyone is asking to eat, tell em you forgot to get out the plates and ask someone (the one you like the least) to get them. Its their problem now on how to do it :D. Mission accomplished
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#626
With 24 hours in a day, one must simply wait 12 hours until such time that your house will be kinda sorta upside downish. Then due to the earth's gravitational forces, the items of concern will naturally return to their original state, nestled neatly together, as they will have reversed the trajectory that has resulted in this conundrum. This is science, and you cannot argue with science. Please post results. You are welcome.
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#627
Smash the top left glass, remove the shelf above those plates, then stand on the counter and reach your arm through and lift each plate out one by one from above.
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#630
Take the mannequin challenge and pose next to it with arms outstretched and a startled expression on your face.
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#632
Complain about how it's all the immigrants fault, write offensive and irrelevant comments on Facebook and then blame it on brexit
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#633
You know what to do: Break glass in case of emergency. But to break display glass or just break the damn bowls, that is the question.
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#634
Tilt the house over so the plates can fall into place. Then you can open the cupboard without having them all fall out.
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#635
Smash the glass the purpose perspex in its place instead of glass
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#636
pretend you didn't notice and leave it for the next guy to figure out. then they will do the same. it will be a like neverending loop. contemplate how much you really need that bowl or soup at the moment. hint: its not worth it. or hang a large painting over the cupboard. out of sight out of mind.
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#637
Cut the glass from the right windows, very sloooooow....any move could crash tehm , and then pick some plates with the hands :) . The glass is more cheap to replace it ;) also , the wounds because of the glass :)) Just SAVE the dishes! :))) Or,you could cut the bottom glass and then catch the dishes :)))
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#639
break the top glass and pick the plates safely 1 by 1
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#640
Smash the glass sort the bowls out then put perspex in instead of glass
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#643
Remove the glass panel on the right. Reach through and secure the bowls. Unless you're in a bull in a China shop...then you're f*cked
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#644
Call Donald Trump and ask for help, his really good at giving no sense solutions 😂
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#645
Put a mattress on the ground near the cupboard and open the door everything will safely land on mattress.
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#647
It's a sliding door. Sliding doors are made in pairs (at least). Just open the other sliding door that does not appear in the photo (in the right).
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#648
Insert a straw, suck all the air in the cupboard. Wait until plates start to levitate. Then open.
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#649
Wiggle your nose side to side ... or raise both arms up to chest height, bend your left arm across your chest place the right arm on top and quickly nod your head forward.
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#651
Well, you missed the super moon when gravity is the lowest. But no worries another one is coming in about 36 years
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#653
Start a kickstarter page and raise enough money to replace them all. The person who donates the most can tell you which suggestion to try out.
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#654
From 9 year old Macie Cooper: Place a mattress on the floor in front of the cabinet. Put safety goggles on yourself. Proceed to open the door.
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#655
First empty the cupboard in the others section Then move it forward and try to move it for back in a horizontally position Now u can Open the glass carefully
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#656
Climb stairs, Break right upside glass, take plate. Even better both side break and hold from up plates with one person.
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#657
Climb stairs, Break right upside glass, take plate. Even better both side break and hold from up plates with one person.
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#660
Try removing the glass on the upper part of the door then grab a chair then carefully pickup the plates and lay them somewhere else
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#661
Put a mattress on the floor, open door. Pray for a miracle
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#663
Buy a wand, go to Hogwarts then learn "wingardium leviosa".
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#666
Connect your time capsule and load a backup with the plates still in place.
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#667
Why do u need to open it? Just get another bowl for god sake. We've had enough broken bowls in the world. #savethebowls
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#668
Why do u need to open it? Just get another bowl for god sake. We've had enough broken bowls in the world. #savethebowls
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#669
Prepre a long metal ruler or a spatula. Open the door slightly, place the metal ruler under the first plate, push it up as much as possible and ask someone else to prepare pillows at the bottom of the cabinet. Slowly open the door and hold the rest. That would do the trick.
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#670
Just open it and then ask Donald Trump if he can make it great again
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#671
Sell the house to some greek people, they love breaking things like dishes...or their economy.
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#674
Gather all fluffly blankets. Lay blankets down flat infront of the cupboard. Make sure the blankets are spred out nicely and that it is properly cushioned. Open door and let the bowls be free.
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#675
There just too many answers to look. How about, fill a big pail of water. A REALLY BIG PAIL! Put it below the cupboard, open the cupboard door and let them land into the pail of water?
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#676
Have you tried turning it on and off? #TheITCrowd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rksCTVFtjM4
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#677
Open the cupboard, but register and upload here the short movie from 'event'. With the money you will by another porcelain pieces:))
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#679
Get hit by lightning from a particle accelerator explosion and become The Flash and open it up and save your plates!
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#681
Put them up on ebay...buyer must collect...easy money!
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#682
Is this a sliding door? Just slide it open and support with your left hand. Push all the falling plates back to the ledge and then push everything to the right side. Proceed to slide the door until you could fit both hands and remove the plates.
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#683
Take out the piece of glass on the right, and send a midget to get the job done.
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#684
Cut a hole in the glass with the circle just a bit smaller than the circumference of the plate. Then reach inside and push the stack inside and open the door slowly.
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#685
Take a video of it from various angles and post it on YouTube with the title: "plates doing the mannequin challange" and then post it on social media saying "you won't believe what happens next" and become an internet sensation twice in one month!
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#687
Give up on life and go drown your sorrows in ice cream and Netflix
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#688
Get dr. Who's timemachine, Go to yesterday and stag them in another way ?
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#689
You should open the door, the bowls that don't smash you need to break, that would teach all the other bowls and plates in the house that it's not ok to behave like that.
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#690
If you have thin hands, you can catch the plates through a small opening. Fat hands and the cupboard is externally shut!
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#691
You need to cool down the whole room to -328°F. At this temperature, the cups will fall down slower, because the electrons are lazier. You can easily get all the cups without any broken porcellain.
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#692
Throw a party, switch off all the lights, order someone to take a plate from the shelf, wait and see the result, finally you can blame all on him and ask him to pay.
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#694
Perhaps one person can slide the door open very gently and slowly (that shouldn't disturb the current placement of the bowls), The other person gently slide her hands in and support the first bowl with a slight inwards push. That might prevent other bowls from falling? ~ a 8 year old suggestion which makes some sense to me.
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#695
1. Sign an Insurance contract for each plate and define some humgous nominal Value. Don't worry about the fees you will definitely not paying for too long. 2. Wait for the Insurance to be valid. 3. Open the cupboard while laughing more evil than Goldfinger. 4. Profit.
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#696
Take a dime cut a hole in the glass, push bowls back up. be the least expensive route. if that fails Office Space that biznatch!
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#697
Put the cabinet on its back slowly they will slide to the back.
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#699
Put an inflated air mattress the crash zone. Good to go!
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Kayla Franklin (Submission author) 9 years ago
At least it'll save some of them as long as they don't crash together haha
#700
Try to slip a large cloth through into the cupboard carefully. The cloth need to be more larger than the cupboard door, maybe a curtain. Then, ask your child help you to pull the cloth from four direction(up,down,left,right) and should be form like a wall. Then slowly open the cupboard, the plates will fall,but the cloth will catch it and prevent it fall to the land. I hope this can help you. Goodluck and sorry for my poor English. I'm from Malaysia. :)
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#703
Place a big tub filled with water under the door. Open the door gently and the plates will fall into the water without breaking :D
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#705
Bring the cupboard to outer space, then open the door. Bring back to the Earth
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#706
Break a glass from the top ;) it's more worth fixing a glass then buying a new set of those plates :)
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#707
Drill a small hole on top and pour in iron sand. Remove your jewellery or any other metallic objects.Place magnets (not too strong to ever remove) on top.
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#708
Have a pillow ready. Open the door in lightning speed and place the pillow in the ground so that the plates will fall on the pillow. But for that u need lightning speed. Try spiderman, superman or M.S.Dhoni
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#709
Relax, and let The Force guide you. Remember, a Jedi can feel The Force flowing through him. Or her.
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#710
You can insert a deflated balloon from a suitable hole. And then inflate it before opening. This will help you push the plates back.
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#712
If possible, use big string and carefully stretch it from top to bottom of the door, slide it from inside like a vertical bar between the glass door and cups. If necessary, do it with more strings, so they hold the cups. Then open the door. Cheers!
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#713
Put some towels on the floor, open de doors & try to catch as many as you can.
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#714
fill up the whole cupboard with liquid foam,wait till dried ,remove all item gently
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#715
Assuming you're a muggle... Write a letter to Harry Potter or Hermione or Ron or any other wizard or witch (wouldn't count on Lord Voldemorts help though...) explaining your problem asking for help. Catch an owl. Bind the letter to it's paw and send the owl to the wizard or witch you've asked for help. Open the cupboard and watch everything break. Wait for help to come... nothing that a simple reparo spell can't fix right?
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#717
If you get a tiny Indian and put him in the cupboard, I'm sure he will fix that for you.
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#718
Find a magic lamp, rub it and a genie will appear. He will grant you 3 wishes. Use one of them to wish the plates stacked normally again. Use the other two for world domination.
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#719
Break the glass above glass easly to be replaced the dishes may not able to be replaced
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#720
Put pillows on the floor (lots of pillows!!)and then open the cupboard. It should work
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#721
Put tons of pillows and blankets on the countertops and floor, then open and let the cushioning hopefully save a few of the dishes :)
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#722
Be ready with pillows or a mattress topper directly under the cabinet door. Open very slowly, reach in as the door is opening to push back what plates you can, let others land on the pillows. (Hopefully minimal damage from those plates hitting each other while landing)
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#723
Either break the glass in the other door as someone else says or open the door and have a basket lined with a soft towel on hand to quickly catch the plates you may break one but save the rest
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#724
Try to pop the top glass pane out and grab the bowls and then open it. It's easier to re glue the glass than to re buy the dishes.
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#725
Over the cupboard a little and play Justin Bieber, they will all shatter to dust and the dangerous situation is averted.
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#726
Host a Greek wedding at your home. Ask for a similar set as a thank you from the bride and groom
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#728
My advice to the lady ; Keep calm; and call 📞 911 Another option ; keep calm ; and watch Mission Impossible movie series of Tom Cruise ; definitely in some shots you will see a similar situation resolved by Tom. If the a.m. Didn't sound good ; keep calm and 🔥 burn the house 🏡.
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#729
Sit on the toilet and really think about if they are worth breaking or not. Come to a conclusion and do it. Don't forget to wipe and wash hands first though.
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#732
Ctrl + Z to undo
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#733
Thought about putting the shelf on its back but in order to do that you would have to move it away from the wall which is probably a bad idea. I say make a couple of holes on the roof of the shelf and fill it with expanding foam.
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#734
Use a glass cutter to gain access to the center bowl, stabilize/reposition China. In the end China saved and 1 glass cabinet to replace
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#735
Is this a kitchen cupboard( not sure why it is inset further than the other. If it is a standup, tip it back and open. Otherwise, Use a glass cutter to remove the pane above the shelf and carefully lift the bowls back into place. Hopefully the cost of the replacement pane + labour is less than the cost of the bowls. Alternately, is there enough room to slip a hooked wire coat hanger where the opening is and use the hook to brace the bowls while someone else quickly opens the door to cradle them.
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#736
Break or cut the glass out of the panel above and rescue the plate then replace the glass it will be cheaper .
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#737
Make a hole above the plates (front or back), put the plates back, replace fragment with a hole.
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#739
Lean the cupboard back or very slowly lay it back down. Maybe plates will align somehow
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#740
Leave it like that like an Art Display already, since you've gone all viral - and wish for the best!
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#743
Put something very soft & bouncy . Open the door and try too minimize the crash with your hands. At the end they will fall over the soft area.
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#744
I would carefully break the glass above the plates, and then carefully reach in from above and pull them out!!!
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#745
slide a pice of thick cardbord up between the bowls and door. open door and reach over top of your cradbord to fix them.
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#746
The cabinet door appears to be sliding door. If so, then if the other side door can be slided so much that you could reach over to the bowls, you could carefully clear the stack out. Alternately, you could try to carefully slide this door just enough to reach in and take out the plates, topmost first.
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#748
Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
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#749
Have you checked for any software updates? If so please proceed with a soft reset. If problem still occurs all hope is lost and perform a hard reset.is there anything else I can assist you with? Thank you a have a great day.
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#751
Don't be an idiot and over-stuff the cupboard in the first place!
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#752
Knock hole out of the back of the cabinet..problem solved
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#753
Place sponge foam on counter to open the door when you're done catch as many as you can
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#754
Puts lots of towels on the floor to create a cushion. Or just forget about it.
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#755
Ugh open the other side and try to fix and or pull what u can from there then open the other side ? Or ugh just leave it like that idk
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#757
I'll upgrade to solution #1 adding less chance of breaking the plates. Buy a diamond glass cutter, cut a hole in the glass above the plates, that will not create a breaking vibe. With help, take all plates out. Buy new glass. Cheers!
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#758
Smash the glass pane on the left above the trapped plates....
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#759
Add your signature along with a date. Sell it to the art collectors. You're genius.
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#760
Go to Tibet and train for 1 year everyday with monks, perfect your reflexes. Once back in the house you will have a clam spirit, very low reaction time and muscle speed that will allow you to open the cupboard and catch all the plates before they reach the floor.
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#761
Go get insurance with included acts of nature clause, wait for an earthquake
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#762
Open slightly, slide in a piece of cardboard and open glass while bracing cardboard against dishes
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#763
All cupboards have a panel on the back, lose it and you can access the plates from the back, this is the only option. Fernando G
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#764
Live stream it on Facebook. Become internet famous. Someone will sponsor you a new set of plates.
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#765
It's easy.. Create an artificial environment to become Flash and get strucked by lightening. After becoming Flash just match ur Hands frequency with that of glass and Bam.. Ur dishes are arranged in a Flash. So simple, So easy.. Hav funn.
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#766
Call The Doctor. He will go back in time to when the plates fell, and prevent it from happening. Only problem, he can never return to that point again, so dont muck it up again.
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#768
Open the cupboard, let dishes fall down and break. Use broken pieces to create mosaic art. Sell art, buy new plates.
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#769
Is this a trick question? Sliding-door cupboards always have two sliding doors. Open the other one until you can reach the dishes. As far as I see, you should be able to open it at least halfway.
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#771
put a couple of mattresses on the floor, let the plate fall on the mattresses.
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#772
Okay. Seriously: cut a hole into the right glassplate and try to carefully balance the plates on the left, which should already be sufficient in order to push the stack into a more stable state. Then some other person might open the door, taking part of the stack. if you use a good glasscutter, you can then decorate the hole in the glass or just let it as it is. funny thing to remember :)
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#775
Use ducktape to keep the doors in position. Then find a friend and hook the cabinet of the wall, and tilt it on it's back. Take the tape off and the plates out.
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#776
Push cupboard from wall, than open from behind. Not funny, I know....greetz from Germany ;)
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#778
Call Donald Trump over and tell him each plate is a p*ssy, simply open the cupboard and he'll grab all the 'plates' as they fall, Hope this helps xx
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#779
Move whole cabinet to the space ( Zero Gravity) then open...
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#780
Remove the lower glass of slider. Balance the plates on your hand or put some cloth below and slighlty slide the door
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#781
remove the wooden slats that hold the pane of glass pull the glass out grab your plates then put back together pretty easy solution.
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#784
Open the door, catch ad many as you can, let the others fall where they fall then with the broken pieces you can create a mosaic piece that will match the remaining set...
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#785
Gently slide a large trash bag through a small crack in the door, into the cupboard leaving the open end of the trash bag outside the cupboard. Then fill it with air, or expanding foam. This would then fill the space below and around the dishes, allowing you to open the door and recover the precious porcelain plates.
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#786
if you get a glass cutter you can cut the glass on the right of the door and put your hand through to hold the dishes up. As you hold the dishes up you can have a second person assist you to open the door and put all the dishes back into place with as minimum of loss as possible.
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#787
Let your husband open the door and make him responsible...
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#788
Cut a hole in the right gkass pane and press the plates with ur hand. Then remove them one by one
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#790
Put the cupboard in horizontal postition with the back on the ground, open the door and take the plates out!!
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#791
Adjust the cupboard according to the earth's rotation. Then simply stop the rotation. The kinetic energy will do the rest.
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#792
Use a strip and Circle Glass Cutter and then slowly take take the glass and plates out!
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#793
So so easy.. break the glass on the right and then take the bowls.. but not just break in.. use a laser or something.. call cyclops!
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#795
Wipe the glass with a wet towel, hold a sharp pencil vertically in front of the glass, pointing at the middle of the lower plate - then open the door, let the plates crash and buy new ones.
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#796
1) Make soup for dinner. 2) Tell husband to set table. 3) Reread War & Peace while waiting.
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#797
Cover the inside of a box with towels and blankets then open the cupboard into the box. Be sure to hold it close to the cupboard so that the plates can't fall quickly enough to break in each other. And of they do break the towels and blankets will keep it contained. Or... You make the person who put the plates away open it.
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#798
Slowly slip ur hand in and hold them in place as another person carefully takes one bowl out at a time
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#799
Oh dear some of the replies here are funny but there's also good replies. I would def do the easiest & safest thing. Someone suggested tilting the cupboard back & then get them out. Also, you can purchase a glass cutter pretty cheap these days, you can cut a round circle just big enough for your arm to fit through. This way you don't need to smash anything. Got a diamond ring? Ha if you don't wish to damage or cut the front, go from behind but be wary you don't knock the plates off the shelf.
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#800
Put something soft under it/where plates would fall. Open. Let the plates hit that.
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#802
You can try going from underneath as well if that works
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#803
As the budhists say all life is suffering just open the cupboard allow the bowls and plates to come tumbling crashing down and enjoy the moment of destruction for all things end
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#804
Try getting a big blanket and have the plate kind of conveyor from the blanket, to a lower point (that is padded) and have someone pick them up quickly so the plates don't smash each other
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#805
Go down in the basement and open the breaker box. Find the breaker labeled gravity and flip it to the off position. This solution works best with 2 people.You kinda have to be quick because everything else in the house will float around then look out when you flip it back on. Good luck
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#806
Patiently, steadily, and slowly open the door while making sure the bowls don't break. Practice, practice, practice. Listen closely to your heart, trust your gut, and most importantly, believe in yourself. Have faith in that you were born to overcome challenges. Rise and go on to inspire others. If I can do it, you can do it. Cure cancer.
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#807
Open ( if you can ) or smash the upside of the cabinet 👌🏼
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#808
lay the cupboard on the ground and give gravity the finger
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#810
Get a blindfold, earplugs, and a laundry basket and line the basket with blankets on the bottom and sides. Put on your sight and sound gear. Hold the basket under the cupboard as you open the door moving it closer to the plates as they fall out. Some plates will break but at least you didn't see who did it.
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#812
Get two people to stretch a thick duvet immediately underneath the cabinet to make a safety net and let those bowls drop on it. Hope this helps.
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#813
Open the door slowly and maybe try taking them a few at a time.
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#816
Use a glass cutter to cut the glass above the bowls. Then life the bowls out.
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#818
break the window on right lower (gently).. it will cost much much lower...
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#819
Pretend your Greek. They live smashing plates. It's part of there culture
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#821
Add Mission Impossible soundtrack and open it... dishes will break, but you'll fill amazing!
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#822
The plates will be simultaneously broken and intact until the opened cupboard is observed. Don't observe. #schrödingerscupboard
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#823
This cupboard appears to SLIDE open to the right...I would start by finding a very skinny long-limbed left-handed and coordinated (maybe who loves beading or stitching) 12-yr-old girl, slide the door 1 cm at a time, and as soon as her skinny wrist can fit in have her carefully find a stability pressure point to allow you to advance the door all the way. Or...CRASH and be done with it.
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#824
Remove (or cut) the pain of glass just below or to the right and remove the plates slowly. Then go after your prankster kid with a wooden spoon.
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#825
Trace and Score the glass to the right and then carefully remove and then you can grab the plates. Otherwise carefully put your hand from the bottom of the door or have someone do it and open the door carefully. As you open the door little by little maneuver your hand up the space until you've been able to grab the first plate and then the others. Otherwise have a large cushion at the bottom after opening the door and hope to not have little to non broken when they fall and hit the blanket
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#826
Send your cupboard in space, where there is low gravity and then you open tge door to arrange dishes
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#828
Do this on one of the adjacent windows: http://i.giftrunk.com/ff4n8p.gif
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#831
Contact the maker of the dishes. Let them know of your dilemma (sending them a link to this article so they can see all of the attention this is getting). I'll bet that they would be glad to replace them, should you break any of them during your rescue attempt because of the positive publicity they would receive for their good deed. Win-Win!
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#833
Can't do it without sacrifice. Spare 2 or 3 plates, and catch the rest while opening it slowly.
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#834
Take out your tape recorder and rewind time. *Twilight Zone intro starts playing in the backround*
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#835
Smash the top panel of glass, then remove the wood panel, then you may rearrange the china
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#837
If possible, unhinge. Without removing door, slide door up (with assistance) until the bottom of the door is aligned with the lowest plate. Tip the top of the door towards you and allow plates to slide on to inside surface of the door.
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#838
Burn the house to the ground. There may be a spider hiding in one.
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#839
Rope yourself up and enter the cupboard from above. Do not forget to humm the Mission impossible theme song.
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#841
Whatever you plan to do, create a VM first a make a carbon copy of your house and kitchen and cupboard and plate situation in it. Create backup. Then start exploring options. If any option brakes the plates, simple delete VM and restart from the backup with another option until suitable solution is found. Then actually do exactly whatever worked in this testing environment. This is standard practice in IT... What do you mean I'm forgetting something?
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#842
Throw a Greek wedding, open the door at the reception and yell "Opa", then charge the newlyweds for the broken plates.
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#843
Take a picture of the cupboard with a straight front-perspective, photoshop the plates together, send it to posterXXL. Once u get the poster fix it on the front and the problem should be solved... In the case u need the plates u can take another step and print them on thick white cardboard, and cut them out, because u already have the photoshop file ;)
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#845
Cut the glass just above the dishes, arrange the dishes and open the door. If you try to break the glass they might fall even more.
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#846
In my opinion have several people to brace the glass and slowing open the door. Good luck !
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#847
Cover any surrounding area with anything soft...pillows and duvets will work. Cover at least 1/2 meter to either side. Then open the door really quickly. Once door open grab slanted stack to stablise the ones that fell out the cupboard should not be broken. Fingers crossed. Good luck!
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#848
take a glass cutter. cut out a circle of glass so you have a hole big enough to gently remove the bowls with your hand. reattach the glass circle plate to the hole and fix it with duct tape. take a flamethrower. burn the cupboard so the glass can merge together. voila.
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#852
Grab it, Put that in spaceship, go outside planet, open it LIKE A BOSS !
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#853
Photoshop the plates out of he pic, open the door. Photoshop dishes into pic, holding tightly to each piece, and stack them.
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#854
1.Put a mattress below 2.Open the cupboard 3.??? 4.Profit
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#857
If you break the glass on the right the vibration on the left would trigger a crash. Instead break the glass on the left with a blanket.
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#858
I need to ask if this is a sliding or a swinging door. If it's sliding, just open slowly. If it's swinging, is there anything below this cupboard? Is there space to put cushions below for when I open it?
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#860
Use a diamond drill bit to cut a hole in center of the glass. Push bowls back into place with a stick. Then, either replace the pane of glass or drill a hole in all other panes of glass to give the appearance of an intended design.
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#861
Push a large sheet of stiff card into the cupboard. Inch the door open while putting pressure onto the card. The plates will slip, but allow them to slide down the card and onto the bottom shelf, still putting pressure on the top bit of the card and holding thebottom so they don't slip onto the floor. You might lose a couple, but hopefully not all. Maybe?
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#862
Your fucked !!! Bute the bullet Buy new plates open the door and enjoy the smash film it in slow motion aswell 👍 Every cloud
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#864
Step 1: Make a video of you opening the door. Step 2: Post it on Youtube. Setp 3: Activate the Youtube Partner Program to monetize the video. Step 4: Profit.
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#865
Leave them alone. They aren't bothering you. You obviously have other dishes which I see stacked to the left
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#866
Glass cutter to empty panes then flood cabinet with packing popcorn!
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#867
Apparently if you can run faster than the speed of light, you can break the time barrier and go back to when the plates were behaving as they should!
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#868
Place a camera in front of it, open the door, record the whole scene and upload it on YouTube. Boom! It's going viral.
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#869
Take the cupboard to the Moon, open the door. You'll have all the time you need to catch the plates. Then wait for return flight.
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#870
Attach a balloon to a thin steel pipe, open the door the smallest amount and slide the end of the pipe in, blow into the pipe, as the balloon inflates, open the door just enough to get your hand in, hold plates in place. Open door. Boom.
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#872
If you like puzzles: 1.buy some porcelain glue, 2.open the cabinet, 3.have fun.
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#873
If you like puzzles: 1.buy some porcelain glue, 2.open the cabinet, 3.have fun.
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#875
Take bets on how many plates will break when you open the door. Take your cut and buy new plates.
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#877
Fall asleep and dream a dream in a dream in a dream. Once you've been slowed down dramatically it's all very easy.
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#879
Ants can carry 50 times their own body weight. Train an ant farm, and send them in to do the job of putting everything back in place.
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#881
Open a tiny bit. Slide a sheet of cardboard up the opening to hold the bowls in place. Open door all the way wnd remove the bowls.
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#883
Put layers of blanket and cushions at the base of the cupboard before opening the cupboard
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#884
Using a time machine, transport yourself to the time just before you stored the plates. Then store them properly. Be careful that you don't meet yourself when you go back because you will destroy the events of the current timeline.
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#885
Create a back-door to the cupboard and use it +++
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#886
Record the plates falling as a "secret sound" that some radio stations do, hahah.
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#887
Put a matress under the cupboard then open it and let the plates fall.
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omar shahin (Submission author) 9 years ago
And watch all your plates break on top of the matress
#888
First contain any cats you may have, next get a box and put a pillow at the bottom, put the box right where the dishes will fall. then open the cabinet slowly so the the dishes won't fall too hard or far.
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#889
Quickly open the door a tiny bit (just enough to fit your handbin) with some good workman gloves on and catch them, push n pin them against the back then use the other hand (or shout for help) to open the door and rescue n restack the littke bastards.
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#890
Open the other side door and drill a hole from one side to the other.. about 1/2 inch in size and use spray foam to expand below the plates.. You can view the progress threw the window... and once time has elapsed open the door slowly -- then clean and you only have a 1/2 hole between the two areas to fill or just touch up paint on the cabinet
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#891
Send it on a spaceship and wait until they start floating.
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#892
Try using the spell Wingardium Leviosa. Muggles I swear 😒
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#893
Its Nothing Photoshop can't fix...
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#894
Drink liters and liters of coffee and red-bull! This will make you so hyperactive it will create the illusion that time has slown down. You are now surrounded by a world in slow-motion. You can open the cupboard, go to the kitchen to do the dishes, vacuum the living room, take a shower, get dressed, make a sandwich and eat it, and then go back to the cupboard to collect the plates as they are ever-so-slowly fallong to the floor.
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#895
Take a soft towel, either duct tape one end to the bottom of that cabinet. Hold it at a 45(ish) degree angle and have something like a pool of pillows at the end (could rest on your table). The angle should keep the fall controlled and the pillows at the end should keep most from breaking
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#896
-Get struck by lightning. -Be the Flash -Go back time -Fix plates -??? -Ruin the timestream
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#898
Let them like that!! They will stop when they feel tired!!
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#899
Your bowls are simply doing the mannequin challenge, once done, they will resolve back to their stacked and upright position.
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#900
Drink tea ☕️ Like kermit the from meme, wait for someone to open it, make them pay. Boom new set of plates. - finish your tea.
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#901
Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right B, A, Start will do the trick
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#902
Break the below mirror then you can put your hand in cupboard with destroy the plates.
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#903
Have a folded blanket at the ready. Slowly open the door and the bowls should fall softly onto the blankie! Or not.
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#904
Marry a teppanyaki chef. Have him simultaneously open the cupboard and throw the bowls to you one at a time while you walk backwards across the kitchen. Catch each bowl in the increasing stack of bowls in your hands. The final bowl will be full of delicious food.
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#906
Take someone's advice on here, and show us what happened!
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#909
While applying light pressure to the door, to keep the plates in place, remove the top cover of the cupboard, reach inside and rescue priceless porcelain.
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#910
Can't you just put something like a matras or a big pillow under it maybe 2 ?
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#911
Find a glassware make a hole just at the mid point of the plate as big as your hand can get in and push back the plates
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#912
The cupboard has sliding doors... just bite the bullet and slide it open fast and big enough for ur hands to go in and prevent further damage, shouldn't have more than 2 or 3 broken dishes
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#913
Give her the number of mr bean. I guess it should be easy for him
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#915
Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
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#916
Put a little trampoline on the counter for the plates to bounce off of when they fall and then put a big bean bag for the plates to land on when they bounce off the trampoline.
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#917
It appears the other cupboard door is able to open? HAVE someone hold the other closed. Reach in. Careful you extract the critical one first. GOOD LUCK
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#919
Every dish is close to each other holds each other, so if you slightly open the door and use a kind of long stick to push the plates back while opening it you will be fine... you can always call Dacind Blaine!
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#920
Open the door very slightly and squeeze through a whole can of expanding shaving foam!
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#921
Line the floor in front of the cabinet with pillows lots and lots pillows or open the door slowly just enough to get your hand in there and grab the bowls to hold them in place might need a helper with this one
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#923
Open the other cupboard cut a hole in the wood in-between the cupboards. Then reach through the hole and grab the plates. This is less likely to break the plates (than breaking the cupboard glass) and easier to patch up to look normal again.
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#924
Just place pillows everywhere or make a slide using a sheet.
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#925
Open it slightly and reach in to hold the plates with one hand then remove each one, starting from the back to the front. Grab pillows to stuff inside bottom for support and protection from falling or shifting.
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#927
Fly into outer space. Find the nearest blackhole and fall into the event horizon. Enter the time dimensional tesseract and warn your past self before committing the series of events leading up to this point. Realize that it was meant to happen all along.
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#930
Shake the cupboard until they shake into a stacked position.
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#931
Open the door and embrace the start of your new hobby - kintsugi
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#932
Don't open it, keep it that way as a piece of deconstructvism art 😈
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#934
Sell it to a museum as a contemporary art piece, then use the hundred's of thousands of dollars to buy new china. Then you should have some left over to buy a GTR.
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#935
Call Geico. Your plateware may be broken, but at least you'll have saved 15% on your car insurance!!
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#937
Get a container and put a couple of folded towels in it. Open the cupboard quickly and catch the plates with the container that has folded towels in it.
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#939
seek out David Blaine, maybe you could stab him in the stomach to make them bowls appear out of his butthole
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#940
Put a few pillows under the cupboard and then open slowly. might be a 2 person job
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#944
Break or Cut a square in one of the glasses at the top (as in Mission Impossible), then reach for the plates to grab/rearrange them. While holding them from above, ask a person to gently open the door and grab those who may fall.
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#947
Arrange family and friends around the kitchen in a pithy holiday tableau and submit it as mannequin challenge video.
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#948
Buy bubble wrap and place it on the floor? Bubble wrap always works. Rmb not to pop them before laying it out
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#950
This is a sliding door. Maybe the plate will slide over the glass when you open the door. As soon as you can reach in grab the plates.
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#951
Take a ladder and a glass cutter, cut the glass on the top-right, grab the plates one by one and hand them to your husband who will be in a good mood because you didn't even have to start an argument with him.
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#952
Open the other door and reach through to the other side.
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#953
Get big balloons. Push them them in leaving the blowing part out. Blow them up one by one. Fill the space below the plates with inflated balloons. Gently open the door and move them to the table. Cook pasta, open a bottle of wine and enjoy.
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#955
Take the pane of glass out above the plates and take them out before opening the door!
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#956
Take the two top glass panels out of the top. Then take out the plates that will fall. Then when your done put the glass. Hope that helps
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#957
Get a gigantic bucket of water. Open the door slowly. And let the plates fall in and take them out of the bucket instantly so that they don't smash each other?
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#959
Cover floor in front of cupboard with pillows, blankets and other soft things. Slowly open door.
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#960
Fully fill the cupboard with steam, then pour in some liquid nitrogen(slowly). The water droplets between the plates will freeze and the ice will hold all plates in position. Open the door and take the plates out carefully, and place them on a safe place while waiting the ice to melt.
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#961
Looks like a sliding door. Open 2cm and insert construction/filling foam to bed. the plates. Otherwise they to open the backboard. Good Luck!
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#962
Tape the doors, where the plates are, so they won't fall out. Then if you can, take the cupboard down. Lay it on the back, so the plates will fall backwards. put the cupboard back, open the door, and put the plates on the right place.... easy
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#963
Smash wisly the upper right glass, while you are holding tight with your knee, Then start picking one by one from above.
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#964
Get an astronaut suit, build a strong dome over the house, create a vacuum in it and open the cupboard to nicely arrange everything and you are done.
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#966
Cut hole in pane to the right and fill inside with cotton wool/packing foam
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#968
Put pllows or a beanbag under the Cupboard. Open it fast and slide the pillow underneath. Might need 2 people.
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#969
Fill full of cotton inside the Cupboard,then open in slow motion
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#970
CALL HER! http://www.risingstars.com.ua/other-acts/special-circus-acts/solo/incredible-acrobat-plate-spinning-act-1179/
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#971
Try cmd+z until they go back to original position. If that was too many steps behind, cmd+x the plates and cmd+v them on to a new shelf. Dot forget to cmd+t to transform the position to the correct one or you might end up in the same mess.
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#975
I need to see the whole picture. Until then get a very professional glass guy, make open a round openings in the middle of the bowl leaning on the glass.push them back with a stick,then open the door.
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#976
Open the door with a pillow on your hands, then try to quickly hold them before they fall.
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#977
Brush up on your telekinesis. Throw a party. Then use the power to remove cabinet from wall, preferably with a crowbar. Continue to hold the cabinet steady and float it to the living room where everyone is partying. If all works to plan, people will be some impressed with your party that they will put money in a hat. With that money you can buy ceramic glue. You're gonna need a lot of it. Good luck!
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#978
Burn down the house and put enerything on the insurance company.
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#980
Spread a thick blanket on the floor right in front of the cupboard. Open the cupboard slowly and try to catch as many dishes you can. Let the rest fall down on the thick blanket. They will not break if the blanket is thick enough.
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#981
Let the Architect know that you've discovered a new glitch in the Matrix and hope that Neo shows up in time to save those dishes from the machines.
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#982
Smash the glass at the bottom, hold the plates/bowls and move them in a little and carefully open the door. If you smash the glass to the right there's a chance the bowls above the blue ones could fall over. The glass at the bottom is your best bet. Unless you break the one above it and just elevate yourself, arrange and fix the bowls in and slowly open the door. Good luck!!
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#984
Slide in a big piece of cardboard. Then have one person reach behind it while the other one keeps pressure on the bowls. You could even tape the card board to the cabinet and cut a hole in it to reach in.
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#985
Use a high pressure air blower, test it with something identical in weight and shape (i.e. another plate), set it below and while opening, be ready with 4 other people to help, decide your plates and open up. Catch the plates.
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#986
Become Ant women, climb through the key hole and restack the bowls.
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#987
If there is no shelf above, Break the cupboard glass above the shelf/dishes, as it looks like a fairly inexpensive flat sheet of glass to replace. Just reach in and grab dishes at that point, being careful not to open the door from inside.
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#988
If its a running door ( it seems running door)then you can open it slowly and grab those plates. If its a pulling door then you can try this one place a bed matress bellow the door and open it, if there is no space bellow the cupboard then pick it little higher with help of couple of man , then give something beneth it to keep higher then follow the steps
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#990
Find professor Xavier. Discuss to him the ethical reasons why he should telepathically move the plates with his mind
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#991
Tape any opening of the cupboard. Create a small opening on the top shelf, big enough to pour in a concoction of gelatin and water. And you can basically figure out the rest.
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#992
Conflicted, as a ceramic artist (aka potter) I say try and save the dishes by breaking the winow pain next to them. However, if they all break you can always buy new dishes from me.....
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#993
Put pillows and couch fusions and mattresses everywhere and ta da
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#995
There is a very logical way to solve it. 1. Train to become an astronaut. 2. Travel to space. 3. Travel faster than Light around earth for a well calculated amount of time (you do the math here since you are educated) 4. Land on earth 5. Quickly make sure they dont fall.
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#996
Find Dr. StrangeLove... I am sure he will bargain something up with Dr. Who
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#997
Sacrify (broke) one glass of the door, to access the plates. It will be cheaper to change the glass than the plates.
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#998
Simply drop the house from space. Its acceleration due to gravity will act to cancel that of the plates - the cupboard door will open but the plates will not fall. On your way down remove plates from cupboard and stack SENSIBLY on the side. Eject from house
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#999
If it's your grandmother's priceless china I would opt for breaking a pane of glass
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#1000
Place pillow or blanket under cabinet door open slowly trying to catch as many as possible if done slow enough and at right place all should be fine
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#1001
Place a mattress close to the cupboard with no gap. If needed place lots of cushions on top. Open the cupboards. Ask your family to be ready and waiting to catch any of those falling dishes. if someone misses, they'll land safely on the cushions.
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#1002
Go to the winchester have a pint and wait for this all the blow over
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#1003
Get someone with large arms and hands, open the cupboard and watch the person dash left and right, trying to catch them all. Why your there, make yourself useful by sitting down, glass of wine with a camera, ready to upload to you've been framed... You'll have £250 to buy some new plates, and maybe a better cupboard...
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#1004
Drill a hole in the top and fill cupboard with expanding foam
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#1006
Pray - I hear that if you pray, your problems will be solved. Most likely, if you pray long enough, you will have a new problem and this one will somehow get forgotten.
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#1008
find a very rich friend and have a drink at your house until wasted...ask your friend to get some bowls for you...he'll come back saying "i accidentally broke your porcelain collection, don't worry i'll replace them for you"
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#1009
If it has a sliding door, slide open very carefully. The bowls wont drop till when u slide open more then half the bowl. As long as the gap is big enough to put your hands in, grab the outer most bowl and push it upwards against the glass and also push the rest inwards. When the bowls are safe, slide open the doors and rearrange your stuff.....
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#1010
Get a cardboard box with bubble wrap, place it directly below the cupboard, open it slowly and let the plates fall into the bubble wrap. Some may break! It would be best to do this with someone else, then as you slowly open the cupboard, you can try to catch some of the plates!
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#1011
Brake bottom glass, unless you can detach it whole Insert fluffy pillow Reach in with one arm holding the second plate, keeping preassure. Drop the plates one by one. Good luck, no matter what something is going to break :)
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#1012
Call your friends over, everyone have a glass of wine them tell them you are starting a new version of Jenga....
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#1013
Take the hinge off of the cupboard, while someone supports it, then slowly tilt it down, and ease the plates down, you will need three people but it will work:)
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#1014
No need to break anything. Very carefully pull the cabnet away from the wall, and then remove the back. After you finish removing the dishes you can put the cabnet back together.
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#1015
Drywall over the cupboard and forget it. Let someone 100 years from now deal with it when they restore the house. Then the dishes will be worth 10 times the the amount. Hahaha...evil laugh.
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#1016
Open the door to the left. Drill a hole in the wood. Drill the hole lower then the plates and in a up words angle then use a stick to push them back up
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#1017
If you live someplace cold as people think Canada is, turn off you heat and open the doors to your house. Once everything is completely frozen in a block of carbon dioxide, use your chain saw to cut things free.
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#1018
Place very thick mat underneath the falling direction of the cupboards...
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#1019
If it is a slide door slide it slowly to edge of bowl stack and push to hold plates back while another person fully opens the cupboard and a third person supports other dishes
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#1020
Get one of those long grab sticks and slowly work it in and grab the dish.
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#1021
If it is a slide door slide it slowly to edge of bowl stack and push to hold plates back while another person fully opens the cupboard and a third person supports other dishes
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#1022
Crack open slightly, slide in a bunch of dry/compressed sponges, and then squirt the with water.
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#1025
Have you tried running it in hot water, and banging it on the kitchen counter?
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#1026
Given that you have only one enemy: Gravity, you can have the solution only if you turn that enemy on your side. Move and place the entire cupboard horizontally and then open the door.
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#1028
Open a little bit the door, and enter your arm and try to push them back carefully with your hand, and then organize them.
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#1029
The cat solution: open the door, let the plates smash, blame it on the dog
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#1030
up,up,down,right,left,right,left,b,a,select,start you will receive the Wingardium Leviosa spell. “It’s Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa, make the ‘gar’ nice and long.” your china will float while you open and retrieve the toppled set.
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#1032
Build a super computer to calculate an answer to your question. Wait 7 and a half million years. Hold a huge ceremonial audience and ask computer for the answer to your question.
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#1033
How to Use the Force in Real Life – Jedi Training Manual http://www.deepermeditation.net/how-to-use-the-force-real-life-jedi-training-manual/
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#1034
You need to go see Yoda... or hire Luke...it is the only simple and obvious solution...
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#1036
Open the as quick as possible and throw the towel in under..
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#1039
Slide the hutch away from the wall, remove the back panel and then remove the dishes.
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#1040
Burn the whole house down! Trump is president! Nothing matters!!!
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#1041
Remember the question is never to break or destroy any porcelain plates. So will just remove any of the upper section of cupboard glass pieces which supports the porcelain plates by not disturbing them.It's costs only 200rs. Problrm Solved😎
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#1043
Remove the trim, then the glass, from the lower left-corner frame. Carefully remove dishes and set down one by one. Repair and refinish opened frame.
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#1044
Crack open slightly then spray expanding foam in to fill the area below the shelf.
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#1047
Hit the restart button and forget it ever happened. Blanket it out of your mind and accept the cupboard now belongs to the universe of things that can't be changed.
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#1048
The Trump Solution: Build a wall around the cabinet, and forget about it!
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#1049
Slide each deflated balloon and blew air inside then tied up and push end in then do again with next balloon until all full up. Then, open door a little enough for a hand to slide inside to lift bowls up.
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#1050
Move it carefully to reveal the backside. If the furniture is not anything vintage ot expensive the backside is made out of cheap material nailed to the frame. Remove the backside and collect the goods. Easy! Trust me I am an engineer!
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#1051
Answer from my 6 year old - and damnit it would work! Get a big plastic washbasin, fill with water and bubbles and place under the the door, so that the plates fall into the water when you open. Kids, go figure
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#1052
Get a really Huge Box & fill it with polystyrene balls, open the door fingers crossed.
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#1054
Take a long pause, get a nice and log bed sheet and nail it into the botton of the Cupboard, open it gently and try to catch them as they fall in the sheet, remember to have the sheet stretch in a nice angle.
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#1055
Get a plastic tub and full it up with a big fluffy blanket or towels or even like packing peanuts. Prop it below the cuboard and let it catch them as they fall.
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#1056
Take out a glass pane then push the plates in place?
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#1057
Okay, boring answer here, break the glass above the bowls, reach in and remove precious items. Glass is easy and cheap to replace, no sentimental value. Good luck!
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#1058
My co worker said - ask Trump! She bet Trump knows !! 😀😀
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#1059
Get a few strong guys to gently flip the cupboard onto its back then unpack it all. Sorry but its the only way
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#1060
Try screaming profanities repeatedly. Usually does the trick.
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#1062
Move the cupboard to Beast's castle so it can animate and then let the cupboard deal with it.
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#1065
Pile pillows and soft blankets ontop of each other up to the opening of the cupboard. Slowwwwwly open it and let them gently slide onto the pillows and blankets. You're going to need them to be a huge wide pile so if they fall they won't hit the floor and won't slide off of each other. Have at least one other person to help catch plates that fall. Good luck!
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#1066
Accept the loss and drink wine like the goddamn adult you are.
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#1068
Go to the Dagobah system find Yoda and convince him to train you as a Jedi then go back and use the force to put the plates back on its place without opening the door...
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#1069
Find all the dragon balls, wish for the dishes to be stacked once more
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#1070
Open the cabinet door a slight amount and run some twine from the top of the cabinet to the bottom. Place it near or infront of the plates so its now positioned between the glass door and plates. Now tape the piece of twine to the top and bottom of the cabinet (not on the door!). Repeat this process until you have a nice web of twine over the plates to prevent falling. You should now be able to open the door and pull your plates out! This will only cost you some twine and tape. :)
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#1071
Make a hole in the glass just in the middle of first falling plate, then put something to hold the plate while opening the cabinet slowly (use someone with you to help) it ill you can catch a hold them to send it back
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#1072
Easy, obtain a porcelain magnet, place on the backside of the cabinet, which will pull the bowls back onto the shelf.
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#1073
Listen to Scoop - Drop It and enjoy the Greek party!
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#1074
Go to space and open it in zero gravity. BAM problem solved :)
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#1075
I would cut the glass of the panel on top nicely so you can return it after your done with some silicon stick hands in stack plates in smaller stacks and not so high badabing badaboom ur done forget about itt
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#1077
With someone, hold open a towel under when you open the door, they will fall smoothly on it !
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#1079
use a diamond. cut a hole in the glass in the middle of the plate large enough to reach a hand in. stabilize the plates. open the door.
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#1080
Drill a small hole and use foam spary . If one is not okay try make as much as possible
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#1081
put a box of pillows under the door, gently open, try to let them drop one at a time…good luck. Sheesh. Tough.
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#1083
Put a big tub of water under the cabinet. When the bowls fall in the water they are less likely to break.
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#1084
Find all the dragon balls and wish them to be stacked again
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#1086
Find a TV remote press PAUSE then rewind and now open the cabinet door!!
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#1087
Just open the door super slow and grab one bowl while you open so they dont all fall
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#1088
Drill a 3" diameter hole on top board gently, then get the plates. After that apply wood glue to the hole edges. And finally, place the left over circular piece of wood from the first step
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#1092
Nice. Internet people are so helpful! It appears to be a sliding door. Slooowly slide and watch. If the dishes stay in place and you can open so that the stile touches the edge or the outside bowl you may be able to insert a thin flat object to push back and hold while sliding it open further. Then grab the bowl.
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#1095
Become a speedster and vibrate at the same frequency as the glass, this should allow you to pass your hand through the glass and put the plates back to the way they were. CAUTION!! DO NOT try going back in time, the alternate timeline may have some other stuff broken.
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#1096
You take Pete's car, you drive over to Mum's, you go in, take care of Philip. Then you grab Mum, go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
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#1100
Place a mattress in front or under the shelf open it. Plates will fall and land safely!
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#1103
Place feather pillow in laundry basket. Put basket under the cabinet doors. Barely open and let one or two out, remove and stack, open door and let a few more drop, stack, continue until all finished. Replace shelf and place dishes in a bin that fits on shelf.
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#1104
Use a crane to tilt the whole house horizontally,this way you can open the door safely and arrange the plates.
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#1105
Depends on what is more valuable, the glass on the door or the plates. I the plates are, I would carefully break the glass on right and replace after plates are saved.
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#1106
Wat until your mother-in-law is around, open quickly and blame her :-))
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#1107
The Zen solution: the plates are not about to fall; there are no plates.
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#1110
Looks like a sliding door cabinet. You should be able to slide it open enough to stick your arm in since the glass will still be supporting the bowls.
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#1111
cut the window above it out /remove grout or a glass cutter or break it and reach hand slowly or use one of those long handled utensils
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#1112
Please just break the top side of windowglass and pick up one by one lol the least glass you will break
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#1113
Build a sheet slide that leads to pillows or fill a huge storage bin with water and open the door.
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#1114
Open the door slightly, with the use of a stick or something slide a metal rod or something under the last plate, place a strong magnet on the other side of the door, close it. Use the strong magnet to move the metal rod up enough for you to open the door and insert your hand to re arrange them.
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#1117
Push the window in with one hand and slightly slide it open, just enough to fit your hand in. Place plates back in where they belong, open and rearrange.
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#1118
Open the other door of the cupboard and take all the plates. Thats it easy
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#1119
Smash the glass above and sort them out from above.
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#1120
Obtain a ouija board and contact the other side. Wait until approached by an evil spirit before packing it away. After a few days or so a poltergeist will usually restack much of your kitchen utensils and furniture for you through the night. Job done.
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#1121
Drill a 6mm hole and put a wood stick of 5mm with gummi end through. Stabilize and open the door and moving the stick to let open the door.
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#1122
Let's be realistic. It looks like a sliding door on the cupboard. Open it , let them fall. Have family there ready to catch and save whatever you can. Then go to the shop and replace what you lost. Or you could buy on line. Another way, remove the bottom shelf and slowly lower it down, with the help of strong arms. Mayby you can save them that way.
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#1124
Place some (or a lot of) pillows on where the plates would land.
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#1125
Put the cupboard from the wall - very carefully - lay it on its back - open the door!
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#1126
Id take the thin pieces of wood holding the glass panes off. Reglue them back once you get dishes out.......good luck! Id rather break a glass pane than lose my dishes....
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#1127
Just in case the glass is all one pane, you could just use a glass cutter to open part of the cupboard, then, very slowly and carefully remove the lowest dishes while bracing the rest.
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#1128
Climb on a ladder and remove the wood paneling at the top of cabinets also the glass. Use padded cloth to prevent any from sliding with a partner remove the dishes like Lincoln logs.
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#1129
First, you'll have to invent a thingy. Then, drill a small hole in the glass, slip the thingy in, and lift the plates back onto the shelf. Easy peasy.
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#1131
Practice good reflexes or have someone stand with you to catch the plates. Use thick gloves or a pillow to catch them.
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#1132
You've got to move far away and start a whole new life with better bowls; there's no other way.
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#1133
Push children back in uterus, played never stacked like that in first place. Reach into nearly stacked cupboard.
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#1134
Lay the cupboard down horizontally. Ta-dah! Safe to open.
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#1135
Place a (deep) tub/bucket full of water underneath the cupboard, open the door and let the plates fall in the water. Or ask Arnold Schwarzenegger to go back in time as Terminator to prevent the plates from falling off the shelf.
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#1136
Move the whole huch over and pay it down and pull them out
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#1138
Build a wall... #Trumpstyle... get the plates to pay for it..:
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#1140
Stack as many pillows and couch cushions or anything soft on the ground. Open the cupboard slowly try to grab a few with your hand if any fall they fall on the soft stuff.
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#1142
Big bowl of cornstarch and water, then open the cupboard slowly? Might absorb some of the damage
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#1143
Skydive with the cupboard, open door and arrange the dishes.
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#1144
Tell the plates to quit being disrespectful and return to their assigned seats.
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#1145
Open a tiny bit, use a funnel to fill with beachsand, put it on back and open safely. Alternatively, take it in a plane, freejump and arrange in mid air... should work!
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#1147
use pillow or cusion or big water container to reduce impact on floor. Open door and react as fast as possible to stop more dishes to move ! get some extra hands for help !
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#1148
Open the door just enough for you to insert a inflatable pool lifesaver or pool matress, leaving the the tip out, inflate it. Open the door carefully.
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#1149
Top left glass pane shoot it with BB gun so glass breaks quickly and doesn't move plates reach in and you are done
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#1150
Put pillows or a mattress below the cupboard. As it opens let it fall on them.
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#1151
Open VERY slightly. Slide in a metal T-bar. Turn it sideways to prop up bowls until you can get your arm in the hold up the bowls.
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#1152
Take gender study,graduate,dye your hair red,wear big glasses,become a feminist and blame it on the patriarchy.Success rate -100% but now you can blame the patriachy.
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#1153
Just leave it like that. Keep the photo you took of these plates. Then compile all these answers and keep it for the next generation. Your grandchild and great grand child will either have something to brag about or embarrassment to carry for the rest of their lives. Or smash everything and get it over and done with.
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#1154
Use a sheet of thin plastic acrylic (or two)between the door and shelving. his should be strong enough to support the plates long enough for you to get to the plates.
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#1155
Grab several pillows to place on the floor to catch the fragile porcelain plates. I'd do that.
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#1157
Get a neighbour to help. Open the door slowly until said friend can hold the plates in place, move them slowly and carefully onto the counter and put them back in neatly.
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#1159
You need to devise an event that violates the second law of thermodynamics. Reverse entropy. Such as an anti-earthquake, or better still give the cupboard enough time that it spontaneously bursts into life. It's internals will re-arrange themselves to a more efficient system.
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#1160
Move whole thing a foot or two forward then lean it back against the wall. If you get it right it should be safe to open.
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#1161
Let them crash, and then give them new life using Kintsukuroi, Japanese ceramic repair method, which uses gold to fill cracks and splits.
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#1162
Let Belle and Beast fall in love again. The plates will be human again in no time. Then you won't have to worry about them breaking
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#1163
Go to centeral city, wait for the particle accelorator to explode, get struck by lightning and become the Flash. Use your super speed to catch all the plates
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#1164
Empty the rest of the cupboard and then lay it down flat and open it.
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#1165
Play "Black Beatles". Then open left shelf to rearrange. Trust me I've seen it on videos.
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#1166
Open the door slightly and slowly slide your hand in just enough to hold them in place. Then inch the door open more and more while correcting the tilting dishes.
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#1167
Place cushions or a soft blanket on whatever the plates would land on if you opened the cupboard and the floor. Hold a blanket or towel (something to catch them in) and ask someone else to open the door whilst you try to catch them as they fall
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#1168
Door appears to slide. Slide slightly; brace plates and slide open cabinet. You're welcome.
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#1170
Just have a mattress on the ground to help the fall not shatter the bowls. Have a second person standing there so that none of the bowls fall off the mattress. Genius, someone hire me.
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#1172
You could cut open the glass if its not valueable. cut open a hole in the glass and reach in and pull out the plates
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#1173
Hire an entire army of those guys that spin plates on sticks. Train them for a year on catching falling plates and then give them this final task to complete their work.
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#1175
Saw a hole into the top, reach in and re-arrange. I hope the hutch doesn't reach the ceiling.
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#1176
Cut the upper window with a glass cutter to be able to restack te plates
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#1177
If it's individual panes of glass you could remove the vertical wooden crosspiece on top to remove the glass and rearrange the bowls from above.
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#1179
Keep the door closed, Break the glass above it and reach in from above with gloves and a shirt wrapped around your arm so you don't cut yourself. Replacing the glass on the door is easy.
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#1180
Have George Soros fund A protest about the plates. That usually fixes things
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#1181
Vote for Trump. Make the cupboard great again so all the plates are stacked.
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#1182
If you have thin arms open door slowly and quickly insert arms to stabalize plates, if not possible consider placing a pillow in cabinent to catch plates.... Wait does that door slide. If so slide open a crack and fix plates....
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#1184
Get a laundry basket, put a comforter in it so it's very padded. Have someone hold right under cabinet and someone else slowly open. Catch some with hand, others go into soft basket. Good luck!
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#1185
Try to maneuver the ones that are immediately falling with the door of the cupboard (place something soft around the area to catch the falling plates)and use the door to push the others from falling if it fails still would save some of the plates.
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#1186
Cut out one of the top windows, remove from above, replace window...
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#1188
If you're canadian, just say "I'm sorry" to your dishes.
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#1190
Either put couch cushions or other type of padding on the ground below you might loose some but not all. Or as my mother suggested call a glass cutter to have them come out and cut the glass.
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#1191
Play syrtos music and then let the plates fall down. Enjoy with your new syrtos plates breaker machine #partyhard
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#1192
Place a pillow or a mattress under the cupboard so that when it falls your pillow will cushion it preventing it from breaking...
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#1193
Gather strong woman, at least 4. Then together you tilt the entire cupboard back intill it is safe to open without breaking the plates. Then leave it there and drink wine.
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#1194
Glass breaker on the right side... slowly move everything in their position. Replace the glass later haha.
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#1196
Open the other side of the door and push your left hand to put the dishes in place again.
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#1197
Smash the glass above.and under to.support the plates. The glass os only cheap to replace. But those plates look expensive
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#1198
Cut out the top pane of class, and take out the plates from the top.
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#1200
Step one move to Tebet Step two master telekinesis Step three save china
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#1201
Hold door closed and gently tilt it forward until all the plates are a safe distance to the floor and at a controlled pace let them slide out onto a soft surface.
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#1202
Make a 50 cm hole on the right side of the cupboard. Push some garden gnomes through the hole to help you out. Reward them one by one.
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#1203
Slide the door to the right (it's a sliding door I presume) just until your arm fits in, then lift the plates.
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#1204
The China cost thousands and the glass cost 10 bucks!! Break glass and problem solved.
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#1206
Cannot tell for sure from the photo, but it seems a sliding door to me. That means you have to take the grip and slide it to the right.
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#1207
Get some heavy furniture sliders and carefully put them under the legs if the armoire, if possible. Slide it away from the wall, then tip it backwards to about a 45 degree angle, then the dishes will fall back in place. Open the door, take out any stacks of dishes, turn the armoire upright, put bowls back in proper place.
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#1209
I'd just remove the glass pane on the right and grab the dishes
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#1210
You should be able to slowly open it and stick your left hand in to hold it from falling
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#1211
Call the Enterprise and have them beam the plates out.
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#1213
Here is a really great link on crafts you can do with broken china. http://www.countryliving.com/diy-crafts/g2416/repurposed-broken-china/?
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#1215
Move the cabinet away from the wall and at the back (depending on weather it's a cheap cabinet or not) there may be U shaped nails you can pry out to get to the bowls from behind.
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#1216
Get Trump to help you...he'll make them great again ;)
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#1217
Accept the new reality you live in where you'll never use a plate again.
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#1218
While someone firmly holds the door in place unscrew the hinges of the door, then slowly tilt the door toward you while letting plates settle on the door as you lay it flat. The 2nd person can hold/catch any other plates that are at risk of falling. No broken windows or dishes. If the hinges are inside the doors then You're Screwed.
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#1219
How this even happened, are you shooting abnormal activities movie in your house :)
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#1220
yeah, best is to somehow spray soft removable insulation in there. The kind used to fill up walls. Even better just 'break' the glass next to it and go in with your hand. Cut the glass next to it with glass-circle-cutter like what you see in the movies. Go in if you can with one or two pillows and try to slide the whole thing/dishes back.
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#1221
stabilizēt durvis, stiklu pret traukiem uzspiest. izņemt augšējo, brīvo stiklu. izņemt traukus. Noteikti kādam jātur stikls ar rokām pret traukiem, lai vibrācijas ir vājas.
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#1222
What if you unscrew the hinges to cabinet door? Have someone keep it held in place during then slowly open from the top in a downward motion n reach down n grab the dishes .
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#1223
Get our ur wands. Repeat after me....."Wingardium Leviosa" Do not forget to flick and swish!
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#1224
Some real help, I'd try shoving a yardstick or wire hanger under the cabinet door and try to support them, or push them back into place, then open the door. I would try and fashion a tool for this job!! Your other choice, be faster then the cupboard door😞
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#1225
If the dishes are less than $55, open the door clean up and replace. If they are sentimentally important then read on. Using a glass cutter and a cheap suction cup, remove the glass above plates. Cost to remove ~$5 (cutter $2.50, suction cup- $2.00; available @ Home Depot) Cost to replace glass door (assuming single pane 2x3) ~$50 (cost only)
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#1227
Call Macgyver. He'll sort it with a paper clip and a stick of gum.
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#1229
Assuming multiple panes of glass, remove top two panes of glass by prying out the center muntin, other material holding glass may need to be cut away. Then, standing on a ladder, reach down from above.
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#1231
Try to restart the device and if that doesn't work unplug it, wait for 10 seconds and turn it on again....
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#1233
1. Target the plates as a single object. 2. Press the pause button. 3. Cut door with Ctrl+X. 4. ??? 5. Profit!
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#1234
If possible, move the cupboard 90 degrees clock wise and bend it to laying down to get back the plates to proper place :-D
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#1235
Just lay it low to the back side then open the window. *Captain obvious is here waiting window to open so he can fly away
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#1236
Buy some Silly String (as used at parties). Open the door a tiny crack and spray it everywhere. Gradually open the door while still spraying. Plates will be held safely in place much like a Spiderman villain.
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#1237
Open a little crack, stick a yard stick in there to push the plates back. Open the door.
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#1239
Break the glass pane next to the one where the plates are resting, make it safe then move the plates. Just have to replace the pane of glass then and not the expensive plates.
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#1240
Unscrew the cabinet door and lift it up from the bottom to push the plates back up. Don't even have to bother catching them some how.
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#1242
Slide a big balloon or many balloons through, inflate them inside so they take the weight of the plates, open the press slightly and slide your hand in to hold the plates and put them back in place
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#1243
It seems like a cabinet with slide doors... This kind of cabinet normaly have 2 doors... Simply slide the other door as much as you can and them try to reach the plates... If you have only 1 door, them the only way is cut the glass, but even then you have to be very careful because it will not be easy, you might broke 1 or 2...
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#1244
With 5kg hammer, smash the other side of the wall. Get the plates. Have dinner.
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#1246
It is clear on what you must do! Open the cupboard as fast as humanly possible and hold out your arms quickly and catch as many as possible. Or just do what that one guy said and sell it to an art museum and title it 'Frozen in Time.' However, please record and post if you decide to do what I have advised!
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#1247
Build a basket made out of sponges, hold it under the cupboard and then open it.
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#1248
Tape the right window, break the glass gently, tape would prevent the glass spread, take out some broken pieces. Get the plates.Viola!
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#1251
Just nail the door shut and leave it- after all, it's famous now.
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#1252
Open door slightly - put in empty balloon - inflate balloon gently - open door wider - grab plates gg easy
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#1253
Burn the house down. Then think back to the time when saving those dishes was a major priority...
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#1254
Use a stool, break the glass above the plates/ bowls collect the bowls. Clean the broken glass up, get a nice looking plate and bowl rack. Place the bowls and plates and replace the broken glass with new.
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Benjamin Trudell (Submission author) 9 years ago
Use the stool to stand on, not to break the glass.
#1255
Get a lazy person to do it and say she/he has to clean the mess if the plates get broken.
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#1256
Organize a Greek Night, call your friends, open a sirtaki music, drink some uozo and open the door when you are dancing
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#1258
Pad the counter tops and floor with as many towels and blankets as possible, then open the door and yell timber! Lol. Unless they are valuable like one guy said, then cut out the pane of glass on the right side.
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#1259
Fuck it just let them bitches hit the ground their obviously not being used or they wouldn't have gotten that way in the first place👌🏻✌🏻
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#1260
Take front to the cupboard later then lay down to the back after open the windows 😋😋😋
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#1263
Open the right side just enough to get your hand through. The bowls are perpendicular to the shelf and should give a little room to open without the bowls falling
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#1264
Gotta go at it from the top - Mission Impossible style. Restack dishes without triggering the alarm. Problem solved.
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#1265
Take the hinges off and slide the door up. After the first inch the corner can slide in for more maneuverability.
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#1266
I take it the panes of glass are removable, either held with putty, or pins, as they would have been put it last when the cupboard was made. Remove the pane of glass next to the plates and remove the plates. Put the glass back in.
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#1267
Hold a stretched bedsheet underneath with some people keeping it held there and open the cupboard so they can fall safely into the stretched sheet.
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#1268
They look like plastic plates open the door you should be OK.
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#1269
Place on eBay and auction as collection only... No longer your problem
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#1270
Place on eBay and auction as collection only... No longer your problem
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#1272
Ask Kim Kardashian to stand ass-facing next to the cupboard. Open slowly.The plates will fall on her ass and be saved. With luck, a few might hit her head. Wash saved plates with Holy water before reusing.
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#1274
Firstly, slide the door open as much as you can, even an inch is good enough. Then, flood the base with as much soft cloth as possible for it to act as a cushion. Get a wooden spatula with some cloth (extra grip and cushioning) attached to the end to prop the falling plates as you open the door slowly. Now you should have enough space to squeeze a hand through and rearrange the plates. It'll be a 2 man effort. And it should work. Hopefully...
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#1276
Get ALL of your pillows and pile them up underneath. At least a few will survive. Buy super glue & live stream either here or or to youtube.
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#1277
Drill a hole in the wall behind the shelf, take the plates out carefully and close the hole again.. ezpz
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#1278
To actually save them buy thin piece of sheet metal run it all the way up the glass. Once metal is above the top of the door and bottom duck tape the hell out of it. Then once door it open slowly start rolling the tin back from the side till you can get your arm in to remove the dishes.
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#1279
Set fire to the cupboard and when starts burning around the bowls (using fire retardant gloves) grab the bowls and......run!
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#1280
Take Pete'/ car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
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#1281
I agree with the post that said to tilt the cabinet back and then open the doors.
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#1283
Wow this is an incredibly easy task. looking at the angle of the plates and in which the picture is taken i can tell this is a rather large cupboard. all you will need is some tape for the following tape the doors together so they wont accidentally open while completing step two slide the cupboard forward roughly 11 inches lean the cupboard back so that the top is safely being held by the wall that appears to be behind it cut off the tape open the cupboard and retrieve your precious plates.
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#1284
Place a large quantity of pillows, blankets, clothes, or even sofa cushions on the floor around the cabinet so that when they fall, they'll land on the soft pile of whatever you use. Of course, some might bounce, so I would recommend using a mixture of pillows/cushions and blankets/clothes, this way if the dishes bounce they'll still have something soft to break the fall.
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#1285
Using a glass drill bit, drill a small hole in the glass, right in the middle of the front plate. Take a wooden dowel, with some silly putty (or poster putty) on the end, and then slide it through the hole to push the plates back (and hold them in place while you open the door. When you're done, you can cover up the hole with some glass art.
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#1286
to solve this problem were going to need 3 people and one basin of water the first person should hold the basin of water in front of the door the second will have to open very quickly the door than the first person should be very agile and catch the porcelains that we see are already going down by placing the basin in there path the third person must in the same time put a stop to the cascade by placing his hand on the rest of the porcelain
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#1287
In Japan some people would use gold to fix broken glasswear. Because they believed that having been broken it was then more valuable than when it was whole. So open the cabinet and then hire a goldsmith to put them all back together.
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#1288
Best bet is to break the top two glass windows... Break all the top windows! Then you can just say it's from IKEA ... no one will question the cabinet and you plates are saved! Best of luck!
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#1289
You should go and ask Dr. Strange to teach you how you stop time
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#1290
Sounds silly. But i would get every comforter, sheet, throw blanket, and pillow. Heck even the couch cushions. And lay them out everywhere and cusion the floor mainly and areas near by. Open the doors. And see if the odds are in your favor that day.
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#1291
Put a bunch of pillows on the floor and open, catch whatever you can by hand at the same time
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#1292
Call upon the power of the gods and unleash their wrath upon the mortal beings of the galaxy. As soon as entire races begin to die, the Avengers should appear and a final battle between good and evil will occur on earth. Thanos will appear with his infinity gauntlet and somehow be defeated by Vision without the power of the mindstone. The cataclysmic event will create a shockwave so powerful that it will push the plates back into their original state. Problem Solved.
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#1293
You need two chopsticks and a rubber band. Two incase you miss the first time.
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#1294
Open the door and let the place smash on the ground. They're just plates.
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#1295
Let them break, put all the pieces in a box and sell your china on internet. Blame the shipping company for mis-handling your merchandize. Vualá!
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#1296
open door slightly, insert plastic hanger and swoosh dishes back in.
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#1298
Smash the glass on the top right side grab inside pick plates ...
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#1300
No! Just go to sleep as in "inception"... then you will have the time to do everything you want! :-)
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#1301
Ask Mike Pence, he knows how to make things straight again...
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#1302
Move it forward then tilt it back while someone opens it and takes plates out
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#1303
Get a professional carpenter to cut the glass that's holding the dishes in place, then firmly hold the glass steady, still in place while he removes the door from the hinges itself. Afterwards very carefully, while still holding the piece of glass, slowly lowering the door, reach behind it and remove the dishes! Good luck with it!!
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#1304
Open the cupboard to the left, drill a couple of holes through and use long bamboo skewers to support the dishes while you slowly ease the door open and reach around.
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#1305
Carefully remove two panes of glass above, reorganise your dishes and open door.
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#1306
Take hold of the cupboard handle and pull open the door.
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#1308
I would open the door wide enough to squeeze a very small midget in there and have them straighten the dishes up.
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#1309
Hire a professional juggler, plate spinner and seal. Get a bucket of popcorn and watch the performance.
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#1310
Cut a hole in the glass, in the middle of the first bowl, just big enough to fit your hand/arm through. Push the stack of bowls back and open the door.
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#1311
Lay a thick layer of mattress on the floor then open it. If some of it chips/cracks/breaks, at least most of them are still doing good.
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#1312
Put a mattress or a bunch of pillows right under where the plates are going to fall. Voila
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#1313
1. Get a blow up item 2. Open door enough to feed blow up item into bottom level of cupboard, while leaving the tube out of the cracked door. 3. Blow up the item, creating a soft surface 4. Carefully open door and let plates fall slowly onto soft surface (you may still want to try to catch them as they fall best you can. I think this can actually work if you try it.
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#1315
Back with the cabinet in front als tilt it backwards.
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#1316
Use a technique police and thieves use on car doors to open the lock. "Slide a piece of FLOSS or very thin string between the door and cabinet several times slowly slide this web of string across the cabinet to the dishes forming a safety net secure with tape and then slowly open the door a bit and put a piece of foam directly under the dish avalanche and open slowly...Good Luck..
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#1318
Just play jenga with the plates as you open the cupboard slowly loser has to clean the mess :,)
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#1319
Lay the cabinet backwards then open door and fix ahelf and plates. Good Luck
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#1320
Put layers of thick foam pads or a mattress on the floor then open the cabinet with ease.
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#1322
put something fluffy underneath!!! fluffy works every time!
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#1323
Wash a plate. You won't believe how quickly the full set will appear dirty in your sink.
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#1324
Burn the house down, blame it on faulty wiring. Have insurance buy new porcelain.
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#1325
Move to a fault line area and hope for a small quake to reposition the bowls.
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#1327
Put cushions and pillows on the floor then open the cupboard and let them fall
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#1329
Slide the door open little by little until you can squueze in your hand and until you can reach in to get the nearest bowl and take them out one by one. Prepare for a long night..
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#1330
Get an ice hockey goalie glove, open the door, catch the plates before they have far to fall. The goalie glove is large enough to catch all the plates. Be sure to Youtube it so you can make the next NHL draft. You will then be making enough money to afford to buy a replacement set for that time when it all happens again and you can't find your goalie glove.
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#1332
Ask Dio Brando to use Ze Warudo to stop time as you open the door. Then quickly grab the plates and put them in a safe place before time resumes.
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#1334
Say you will build a wall and everyone will vote for you to make the cupboard great again.
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#1336
It looks like the door to the left is open. If no divider just reach in and push them back up. if not, slide some cardboard or thin plywood between glass and bowls then open. But earlier answer of tilting the cabinet backwards is most reasonable, provided cabinet is not built in.;
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#1337
Put pillows and soft cushions or duvets around where the bowls will fall, they will fall on the soft items and not smash!
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#1339
Shrink firefighters and post them through the keyhole. They might need a trampoline, string and straws.
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#1340
Call your best friend who has horrible OCD, he will fix it in no time
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#1341
Break portion of glass on right & carefully remove bowls from back till you get to the few that are tilted, Only glass needs to be replaced and that is cheap.
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#1342
Put a mattress on the floor and open the door slowly try to hold as much as you can,the ones that might slip will fall on the mattress and mission accomplished 💪🏽
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#1344
Perform the following steps: 1. Alohomora 2. Wingardium Leviosa
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#1345
Buy heavy duty car jack- 4-ton rated will suffice. Jack up corner of house, opposite of cupboard until plates slide back to original position, go on to live as usual
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#1346
the obvious solution is to break the top pane of glass, then maneuver in with your arm to straighten the china. replacing a cheap pane of glass in a cabinet door, $10. saving your priceless china, priceless.
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#1347
Build a wall, that should make the cupboard great again. Idiots!
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#1348
Turn the cabinet around n remove the back panel/cut open the back panel (can be replaced n won't be noticeable) n breach from the rear. Needs to be done delicately.
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#1349
Smash the glass on the top left. Fix the dishes properly or take them out, then replace the glass.
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#1350
Get a towel another player Jimmy the towel into the door, keeping the pressure on it like it is the door, open door you will see the plates pushing against towel, boom all plates are in tact and you didn't loose a one
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#1351
With help from friends and family clear the front and sides of the cupboard. slowly pull the cupboard foward(hold the door shut) start to slowly put the cupboard flat on its back(on the floor). When that is done hope for the best and slowly open the door you might break one or two plates but at least the whole set wont break.
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#1352
With help from friends and family clear the front and sides of the cupboard. slowly pull the cupboard foward(hold the door shut) start to slowly put the cupboard flat on its back(on the floor). When that is done hope for the best and slowly open the door you might break one or two plates but at least the whole set wont break.
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#1353
Put soft pillows and blankets all over so that they don't break.
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#1355
Open the cupboard, get some ouzo, then you will have a reason to do sirtaki!
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#1356
if i'm seeing things correctly the door slides open. gently slide the door till you or someone with small hands can reach the first bowl. hold it from falling and it will stop the rest while you finish opening the door and help remove the rest.
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#1357
Knock over house onto its back and open the cabinet door skywards.
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#1358
You round up the citizens of Bikini Bottom and you all PUSHHHHH. Im sure that'll help.
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#1360
Smash the plates through the glass. Now you can safely open it without causing any damage
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#1361
Just pu something thick, wide, and soft under the cupboard, and then open it!
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#1362
Ask ISRO/NASA to take the cupboard to their next expedition... They'll float and the cupboard can be opened and arrange them to be brought back to Earth safely
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#1363
If you are strong enough or the cupboard is light ,carefully and gently lay it down and then open the door.Secure the door first.
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#1364
Using a glass cutter instead of breaking glass on the right hand pane with a large of enough hole to be able to reach the plates closest to the glass and restack the other plates.
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#1365
Call President Tramp, ask him to hold his head under the cupboard door, then just open the door & the plates will land safely on Mr. Donald's holly hair.
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#1366
Break/cup the top window...the one above the window that has the bowl leaning against it. And pick up the bowls from there.
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#1368
Invite your wife's blind grandmother over for lunch, as she's banging into all your furniture and what not on her way to the kitchen, you slowly open the cupboard door and release the payload! She'll feel responsible and replace it... wait, never mind.... she's deaf...
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#1369
Karma is helping you simplify your life. There are two other different sets of dishes in this shot. Put on safety glasses and close-toed shoes, push a large trash can over a drop cloth in front of the cabinet Stand to the side and open the door.
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#1370
Cut glass with diamond. Hold piece of glass against bowl then open door safely. Easy peasy !
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#1371
Put a little plate trampoline underneath the cupboard and then open it. They should all just spring back into place.
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#1374
If the door slides open, just slide it open enough to grab them before they fall
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#1375
Expanding foam ! Could well be the solution your looking for.
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#1378
There are 2 smaller windows there, the plates are touching the smaller window on the left, smash gently in one Short motion the smaller window on the right and remove the plates by hand...with pleasure 😁
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#1379
Cut glass with diamond. Hold against bowls and then open safely the door. Replace glass maybe 1$. Save porcelaine. Easy.peasy !
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#1382
Buy a load of microwave popcorn. Drill hole on top of cupboard. Pour in popcorn. Seal hole with duck tape. Use the stolen hospital x-ray to pop the corn. Slowly open door catching plates as popcorn falls out. Relax and watch the movie over copious amounts of popcorn as you wait for the radiation poisoning to kick in.
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#1383
Build a giant rocket ship, capeable of space travel. Lift your house off of the ground. Place house inside of giant rocket ship. Once in orbit, you have the comfort of zero gravity. Open the cupboard with faith, place dishes on shelf. Immediatly return to earth.
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#1384
If the back of the cabinet can be taken off then secure the doors closed then move it forward and remove back panels
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#1385
Open cabinet on the left side, make a hole to connect both cabinets and you can have your own little secret hole.
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#1386
Knock out the two top panes of glass and stack plates back, then put the panes back in.
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#1387
looks like roller doors just roll a little and reach in
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#1388
Wrap a soft blanket edge from edge slowly open the cuboard let them gently fall in to the really soft blanket and hope for best
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#1390
Get a huge basket out a blanket in it. Then use that to catch most of them.
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#1392
Call the family with the naughtiest child for the dinner and tell that child not to touch this area. You will get a new set from the family.
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#1393
Buy a plate and break it on the floor in front of the cupboard. If the plates are smart enough they will get your message and get back in the right position. If not, open the door and let Darwin proof his theory once again.
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#1394
Unscrew the hinges, carefully open the cupboard and stick something hard and skinny with duck tape on it and try to pull the dishes back up to the shelf. Maybe one or two will fall and break but not the majority. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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#1395
Take the door hinge off the right side of the cabinet. Grab the plates. Stack them. And then screw the door hinge back on. Plates are saved and glass isn't broken. 👍🏼
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#1396
Put all of your pillows on the floor surrounding and hope for the best.
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#1397
The back of the cabinet may be cheap cardboard....just remove it.
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#1398
Get a roll of duct tape. Tape a flat ruler to one end of it. Feed the ruler into the top of the cabinet, with the sticky side of the duct tape facing inwards Allow the weight of the ruler to pull the duct tape out the bottom of the door. Then attach the duct tape to the top of the cabinet, and to the bottom, pulling it tight and blacking the main dish in place Open the cabinet and rescue the dishes.
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#1399
Use the piece of textile, push that with the rod through the door gap, one and the other side, lift it up and catch plates like that. After you can open the door, while holding plates back with that textile.
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#1400
Wouldn't be easier to break the top glass and reach down for the plates?
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#1401
Gather a small harem of children, each one responsible for catching a dish. You know what to do if a child fails to catch a dish (use the bones of said child to make new dishes)
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#1402
First, take a pillow and open the door then swiftly put pillow under the plate. Note: take a distance not too close from plate and the pillow, it will take a few sec longer too place the pillow precisely. #done, problem solved
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#1403
Open cupboard. Let the plates enter a new phase of their life. Build a very precious mosaic.
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#1404
You know you did the mannequin challenge just by leaving the plates right there.
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#1405
Lock the door, mount a nice metal plaque made with with a nicely ambiguous title such as "Porcelain avalanche" or something on the door, and exhibit as an art installation.
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#1406
Just open slowly and take out one by one but spread your 4 to 5 comforter so to fall on the floor still not break
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#1407
Is there anyway you could tip the cubord on its side carefully and slowly then remove the plates?
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#1408
Pull the cabinet out, carefully take off the back panel. Remove plates. Replace back panel.
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#1410
Open the cabinet with a blanket rap around your arms the plates will fall into the blanket hopefully not too many break
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#1411
remove the glass below , then resch up and remove the bowls
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#1412
How does that even happen lol. I would just open and watch the magic happen. But if you want to save them get a piece of particle board like on the back of dressers and entertainment stands. Slide it up in there and try to push everything back. Or just slide it up enough to cover the danger zone and open the cabinet while keep the board in place. Then you can reach above the board to get them bowls.
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#1413
Take out the top glass..cut it..crack it..whatever remove the glass. From the top grab the dishes and rearrange it before opening the door on it!!
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#1414
Take hinges off door, press on plate side and slowly open hinge side?
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#1415
Obere Scheibe zerschlagen.....Glas kaputt, aber das Service ist gerettet
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#1417
Put a mattress on the floor, open the cupboard, try to catch as many as u can, the rest the land on the mattress.
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#1418
Get two mattresses, lay them next to each other. Try to catch some if the plates let the others fall on the mattress.
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#1420
Cut one of the glass windows out reach through and grab the dishes
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#1421
Empty the cupboard next to it. Drill a finger sized hole through to the jammed cupboard. Point the nozzle of a cheap expanding foam spray can towards the plates, and in several small bursts make sure just enough foam joins all the plates. Remember it expands! No more needed. Wait to set fairly hard, and gently open the door and take apart the 'plate structure'. :) the foam should come off fairly easily, and you have an added small vent hole on the inside. No external destruction or damage done!
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#1423
take out the to wood on the middle of the two glass in the top and becarefull not to break the two glass so you can fix it later and fix the plates from there also an extra person would help
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#1424
Just swing it wide open and yell Opa as loud as you can!
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#1426
Slide a cushiony blanket in slowly reaching towards the plates.
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#1427
Take a picture of it and print it. Then open the cupboard and let the plates fall. replace the old plates by the printed picture.
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#1428
Just walk into the next rooom and bore a hole in the wall directly adjacent to the cabinet. Proceed through the wall and then through the cabinet's back and simply pick your plates up. And then as a bonus you have a direct window to the kitchen!
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#1429
Just open the door. Only a couple will break and hurry up and hold the other ones!!!
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#1430
So easy. Don't open it, save it as a souvenir. I bet in the future you will have customers fighting to buy this cupboard. So everyday just stare at it, tell yourself what a piece of art is my cupboard.
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#1431
Calculate the possibility for all the atoms of all the plates to go up and open safely then.
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#1432
They're going to fall as soon as you move that door. Carefully remove (don't break, no matter how fun) the pane of glass above the bowls, stand on something and scoop them up with your arm. You may loose 1 or 2, but not all of them. If that fails, dynamite.
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#1433
Quickly do the mannequin challenge and then just let nature take control!
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#1434
Take cupboard on next trip to International Space Station. Hey presto: No gravity. Slightly cheaper alternative: Induce high velocity rotational spin. Centripetal force will assist.
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#1435
Accept defeat and that you are a dishonour on your family and your ancestors. Perform the rite of 'Seppuku' to rid the world of your shame and stone for your failings.
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#1436
Bring the cupboard along to the next Greek wedding you get invited to and tell them to go for it!!
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#1438
Open the counter strike game, tap sv_cheats 1, then sv_gravity 999. Now you can open the cupboard and jump!
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#1439
Secure the cabinet door with solitep, then unlatch the whole unit..and get out your plates safely
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#1440
Try sliding in a large plastic bag inside cupboard and pumping air from outside into the bag.
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#1441
Open it. The first five are sacrificed. The Gods will be pleased.
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#1443
Tape the doors shut with some masking tape. Move the unit forward and then tilt the unit back very very slowly. Get somebody to Place cushions under the front legs. Untape the doors, open them, grab the plates/bowls. Go online and buy a rack for them to be stored in the cabinet properly.
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#1444
Tweet Trump. He will say this is another Chinese hoax. Problem solved. Ps you can build a wall outside the cupboard too. #chineseproblem #trumpsolution
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#1446
Open the door, let them fall, clean the mess, replace with styrofoam bowls.
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#1447
Simple! Judging by the handle, (lower left of picture), it is a sliding door... Slide the door a little to the right, enough to get your hand in, and start re-stacking the plates... they cannot fall forward any further.
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#1448
Tie duct tape on a string then shimmy string behind cupboard to strategic points and pull tape from bottom to top. Repeat until plates are secure. Open cupboard.
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#1449
Get a long kitchen utensil, spatula (rubber if possible) slightly open the door and be ready to push them back to the right of the slanted plates!
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#1450
Get a mattress and then open it, make sure there is a barrier like cardboard surrounding the mattress so that the plates don't fly anywhere
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#1451
Hit Ctrl+alt+del to open up the task manager, force shut down the cabinet and reopen it from an earlier point in time when your files were okay.
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#1452
Go to Greece adopt Greek nationality come home and throw a Greek party where they smash plates voila! I thank you!
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#1454
Slide door open until the door frame reaches near the plate. The pates are interlocked with each other their will be slight movement but it won't come crashing down. Use a bedding sheet to hold all plates and move plates back up into place safety.
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#1457
Buy a glass cutter and cut the glass pane out of the one next to it then push the plates back on the shelf then replace the glass pane . Glass doesn't cost that much.
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#1458
Fly your house to space. No gravity there!! Open cupboard while moving carefully, take plates out, navigate back to earth. Problem solved!
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#1460
You need the Indian in the cupboard. Slightly open the cabinet enough to allow him to slide in and he will take care of everything.
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#1461
Get your husband or a friend to set the cupboard down flat on its back and then take all the plates out and set the cupboard back up. To avoid further instances try using a nonslip mat on the shelves but if course find one that will look neat with it or sew a nonslip back to some pretty cotton fabric. And maybe don't stack the dishes so high next time.
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#1463
remove your current flooring, apply fresh screed, open the cupboard and you'll a nice mosaic floor
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#1465
Drag your mattress to the kitchen, place on floor, put foam mattress topper on counter. Open door.
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#1466
On a serious note...the balloon idea wasn't bad, but it sounds tricky...if I was you, I'd drape a blanket or towel under it like they do for victims in a burning building...they'd fall and some may break, but I think you could limit it to one or two...that or put a pool of water under them...if you have enough room for a big enough basin
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#1467
The acceleration of an object from standstill to free fall is 9.8m/s/s depending on a few variables. The ark of acceleration gives you roughly 1/4 of a second to catch them at a 40cm depth once the door is rapidly opened. However you are better off inviting 1 Greek person round, getting pissed, open that door and claim it as a foray into the Greek way of life.
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#1468
Depends..if it's China belonging to your Ex husband's grandmother...take a hammer and smash the glass along with everything on the shelves above and below it...dance in the broken shards until the madness ends...then report to ER for stitches...I promise you will be totally relaxed afterwards
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#1469
Slide door open a fraction of an inch - you could probably slide it slooowly an inch maybe two....then insert bubble wrap or newspaper below to catch the plates if they fall ....and then insert a coat hanger with the end wrapped in double stick tape , press upwards on the plate and attempt to push it back onto the shelf.
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#1470
Two options: #1 Write The Minestry of Magic and ask for a one time exception that allows you to use magic outside of Hogwarts or if you're a muggle, option #2 write an add offering your home to someone looking to throw a Greek celebratory party where you supply the dishes that are broken as is tradition. You're welcome.
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#1472
Call Chris Angel, the magician. I've seen Chris walk through glass (ironically, it was a plate glass window). Reaching through the glass panels to straighten the dishes should be child's play.
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#1473
Cut a hole in the top of the cabinet and reach in. Or tilt the cabinet back and fix the plates
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#1474
Put your hand against the door to keep pressure on it the open the other door and throw a pillow on the bottom of the cabinet and then start trying to grab the platest from the open door
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#1475
Try Ctrl+alt+del and close the program. The. Just double click and reload the program. It should fix any bugs that your having.
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#1476
This happened to me. What I did slightly open the door and put a piece of cardboard between the door and the plates. Open the door, the cardboard will hold the plates until you can put then safely back
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#1478
You are doomed. I would say saw a hole in the top of the cubbard and reach in and grab the plates
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#1480
Honestly... unscrew the back of the cabinet, remove, grab dishes carefully.
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#1482
Drill a hand sized hole where the first plate is and push them back in to place.
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#1483
Release so many spiders in there that their webs hold the plates in place. Then burn the house down to get rid of all those spiders.
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#1484
Tilt it back throw a blanket in under the dishes save as money as you can
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#1485
Use a glass cutter to cut the glass pane to the right. Sort out the plates then replace the pane of glass. Simple
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#1486
It would be very risky and the initial movement might make them fall regardless, but if you could somehow find a way to lay it down on its back, you could open it without them breaking
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#1488
The door seems to be a sliding one. Therefore it should be manageable to slide the door slightly open and rescue the plates by grabbing through the gap.
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#1490
Take the secured cupboard to NASA. Put it in a zero gravity chamber, open it and there you go! Or lie down the cupboard on its back and just open it? :)
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#1491
Unscrew the hinges, carefully tip it open from the top.
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#1492
Sell the whole damn thing to those about to celebrate a Greek wedding.
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#1493
Place a thick mattress below the door of the cupboard and then open it so when you open the cupboard the plates dont fall on the floor rather they fall on the mattress and hence dont break! ;)
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#1494
Let your husband open it. If he breaks it, blame him and he'll buy you new ones.
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#1498
Train to be a Jedi and then use the force to open the cupboard and catch all of them :D
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#1499
I say your abit fucked!! On the brightside. You have a nice contemporary art piece for free, possibly worth millions.
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#1500
Drill a hole on the other side of the rack.... so you can reach them with no trouble at all
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#1501
break the upper window and take plate by plate from there
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#1502
Put blanket on ground,get step ladder and hammer.break glass on top left above the dishes.reach in and grab.
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#1503
Tell us how it happened read what you typed and then go backwards through those steps . Capiche!?
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#1505
Gently lower cupboard into pool. Wait till it fills up. Open doors. No mess no fuss.
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#1506
Take the cupboard to space. There won't be gravity and hence pick the porcelain while they float.
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#1507
The solution: pull the cupboard slowly forward, till it can tilt back. Do it slowly, and no harm no foul, the plates are slitting back safely, and the door is free to open.
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#1508
Leave it as is an consider in a one of a kind piece of art.
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#1509
Grab a jigsaw and cut into the side of the shelf, if not, cut into the back.
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#1510
It is so easy, I will open the cupboard for you, and it is going to be so cheap, and everybody knows I can do this, and MEXICO WILL PAY FOR THE WHOLE DAMN THING! Or just open the cupboard and grab the plates by the *****. That's what I would do. Best wishes, POTUS ejected
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#1511
Empty the cupboard of everything but the plates. Ease the cupboard slowly and let the plates slide back onto the shelf. This is only if the plates are irreplaceable. If they can be replaced, open the door, let them fall and replace the ones that break.
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#1512
I so badly want to help but i am also so badly wanting to see something smash... The two wants are breaking my brain... But the truth it that ceramic breaks glass easier than anything else so a shift in any direction might smash the glass anyway... So using a glass cutter and paraffin cut the top paine and remove it... Gently lift the stack and replace the paine of glass with superglue... You should not see the cut...
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#1514
Post picture on Facebook and ask for the power of prayers and amens
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#1516
Build a time machine; go back in time; make sure your parents never meet.
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#1518
"Drill a hole through the wood on the side. Make it a sneak attack." 8 year old son.
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#1519
Drill hole in glass. Insert dowel hold bowls back while slowly opening door. Insert left arm when opening wide enough.
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#1520
Grab the handle with your hand and pull the door toward you.
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#1521
Brake the one of the glasses, and take your plates :D the cost is small
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#1522
Take a big soft blanket , place under door in preparation, open door slightly and let them fall on the blanket . You may break one but you won't break em all.
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#1523
Take a glass cutter and cut a hole in the glass pane above the falling dish shelf. Use a suction cup to remove the cut out glass. Carefully reach in (so as not to cut your wrist) and remove the dishes. Probably cheaper to replace a pane of glass than to clean up and replace broken dishes. Next time don't stack them so badly!
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#1524
fast hands?Slide opes door on right catch with other hand
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#1528
Ask for someone's help to gently tilt back the cabinet against the wall at an angle steep enough to keep the plates in.
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#1531
Get a deep long plastic tray, I'll with water and slowly open the door. You will be soaked but the water should hopefully stop things from smashing and if they do, it will b in the water 😊
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#1532
Ask two people to hold a table cloth right under the door . ..
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#1533
Start breeding seals - breeding the smallest from each generation, until you have a suitably small seal to insert into the cupboard. Carefully open the door to let the seal in, and kindly ask it to balance the bowls on it's snout - seals are really good at this! Open the cupboard door fully, stand back and look in amazement at your miniature seal. All bowls will be safely stacked on it's snout, and you can now re-stack them in your cupboard. Give the seal some fish. It's earned it!
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#1535
Sell the bowls on ebay using an old pic. No shipping.
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#1537
Get in your x-wing; travel to Dagoba. Find a little green man living in a cottage who acts very strangely. Train with him for awhile while he rides around on your back, then, before your training is completed, return to your home and attempt to use the force to push the dishes back into the correct position. Then you can open the cupboard door.
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#1538
Call 911 and say you see a tiny black man in your cupboard, armed with porcelain plates. Tell them the plates are salvagable, the man is not. They should be there within a 2.5 minutes. Boom! Solved!
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#1539
Download "Black Beatles" and film a Mannequin Challenge video.
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#1540
Get a big pillow, like a dog bed and have cardboard around it fencing in the big pillow and then when you open it they should all fall safely on the pillow and not fall out on the floor and if you can catch any that would probably help you out too.
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#1541
Open the door just enough to insert a piece of sturdy plastic (like plexiglass) to hold the dishes in place while you open the door completely. Slide the plexiglass down, (but still hold the dishes in,) and have someone else pick them out of the gap.
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#1542
take out pane of glass to the right- reach in and put bowls back in place
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#1543
As you open the cupboad slide a stong piece of cardboard in or ply board in to hold them in place ! Use a ladder to reach over & grab them . (been there) two or three people to assist . Good luck
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#1545
Ask an exorcist to bring home a good ghost to help you
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#1546
The fundraiser's solution: Host a party. Auction off the right to open the door to the highest bidder. Sell the resulting shards as souvenirs. Use the proceeds to buy new plates.
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#1547
Take the door off its hinges and let the plates slide down the door . You will be able to catch the plates near the top .if someone is above the door you can work in tandem
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#1548
Fill a basket with towels and blankets and soft stuff. Hold it up just underneath the bottom edge of the cabinet. Open cabinet slowly and carefully and hope the bowls fall gently into the basket.
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#1549
Break glass panel above the leaners. reach through and situate to open door then replace glass.
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#1550
1. Think of Syria and Gaza. 2. Open the cupboard door. 3. Thank God cos only the porcelain broke. You still have a house to live, food to eat, loved ones around you.
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#1551
Open cupboard door just enough to slip a long, thin piece of wood (think yard stick, or something of the like, possibly better with two connected to created a wider plane.) Insert wood from bottom of cupboard since side doesn't appear to be an option. Apply pressure to wood while simultaneously opening cupboard door. A spotter would be a good idea.
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#1552
First, do a full backup on your computer. Then try to open the door as quickly as you can to grab em. Depending on how you drop, you can either do a full restore or a partial restore.
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#1554
Carefully stand on a ladder and carefully break the TOP glass pane(s). (re)move the dishes to safety.
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#1556
Hold door in place and remove hinges and slowly slide door upward to get your hand in perhaps?
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#1557
Go to the Winchester, have a pint and wait for this all to blow over
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#1558
Collect all seven Dragon Balls, summon Shenron, and make your wish.
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#1559
Buy an old PC with Windows 95 installed. Open Solitaire. Click Help / About. Look for the name of the developer. Call him and ask him to share the code so when the plates touch the ground they bounce repeatedly.
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#1560
Grab a cardboard box put a pillow in the bottom, open the door really fast and quickly put the box underneath
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#1562
Buy a glass/laser cutter. Cut out the panel on the top, reach in and remove the perilous bowls. Open door and reshelf in shorter stacks this time. Or learn an effective spell from Hogwartz or befriend Harry Potter et al for company & help.
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#1563
Isn't thus a cabinet with doors on the back as well? Just open the back and restack them...
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#1564
never open the cupboard again and leave it there as a laugh and a lesson that tells us all not to stack too many plates in one pile in a cupboard
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#1565
Cut a hole in the glass above the dishes and reach down inside to lift them back up.
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#1567
You need the Doctor. .. He can go back in time and save this from happening, unless of course he can't because it will cause some sort of paradox.
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#1568
remove the glass panel on the top right by removing the wooden divider
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#1569
Put a mattress on the floor and open the cupboard , the plates will fall on the mattress & nothing will happen.
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#1570
Open just enough to slip in towels push in farther with clothes hanger open slowly and let one drop at a time, move dish with hanger. Repeat untill you can reach in
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#1572
EASY!!! Place a large pillow under the door, slowly open and let the dishes fall whilst moving about the pillow about so they don't hit each other!!!
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#1573
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.
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#1574
Its not intuitive, but the solution is to ADD more plates to the top of the shelf. Its just like a 'pop a point pencil' !!! Google it if you are confused. Cut access holes in the glass on the top and bottom. Keep shoving any plates you dont care about in the top, eventually the ones u want come out the bottom. If u want access to the shelf later on, open the door when the plates you care about are out.
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#1575
Try the spell "wingardium leviosa!" Make sure you pronounce it leviOsa, not levioSa or else you'll take someone's eye out.
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#1576
I would like to see a picture of them whole cupboard.
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#1577
It looks like maybe the doors slide. So slide open enough to a long slender item to support the bottom of the bowls until you can get your hand in it and to secure them
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#1578
Make a photo. Put it on the internet. Get rich. Buy new plates!
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#1579
Sue the cuboard company for failing to forsee this obvious manufacturing issue.
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#1580
Easy guys... just duct-tape a sheet under the cupboard, tie the other side around your waist, fill with pillows. Have the pillow nest as close the the bottom of the cupboard as possible so the plates that do fall don't have far to go. Have someone else slowly open the cupboard while you grab as many as you can, the rest land in pillows! Maybe chip one or two at most... :)
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#1584
Open a tiny crack, just enough to slip in a sturdy piece of cardboard or thin glass to hold the dishes back. Then open the door and carefully tilt the cardboard forward to catch the dishes.
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#1585
A real one: take off the two glasses of the door on the niche above where the plates are leaning (you can cut off the glass with some special tool, ask a glass expert before doing so). Then, organize the plates and open the door.
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#1586
Sue the cuboard company for failing to find this obvious manufacturing issue.
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#1589
Add a radioactive isotope to the cupboard and cover it in cardboard, thus placing the plates in a quantum uncertainty state. Then build a quantum field manipulator and manipulate the probability matrix so the non smashed plates state is more probable. Collapse the wave state of the cupboard and voilà, plates not smashed.
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#1591
Buy many sponges and put on the floor then open the door.
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#1592
Lay the cabinet on its back slowey ..the plates will slowly fall back and you open it..
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#1593
It looks like it's a sliding door. Get someone to stand in front with a pillow, whip it open quickly and have the person shove the pillow against the bowls to hold them up. Then, remove each by hand.
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#1594
Unscrew the hinges of the cabinet and angle it towards yourself slowly, then have someone else grab the bowls.
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#1595
I think breaking the glass might be the best way, but rather than the glass to the right of it would break the one above it so you can reach down and grab them out because there's the tilted ones on the side of the ones that are sliding down the front
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#1596
Pin a towel loosely under it, one part under the cabinet, one on the door. Then open it and let the plates land on the towel.
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#1597
Open the door a jar, place you hands under as quickly as possible or place a pillow on the side and floor so they don't smash, or smash the right side
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#1598
Take 2 Xanax, down a glass of wine, wait 39 minutes and open that shit up.
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#1600
how about on the top of your cabinet? i would open up the top and pull out the dishes one by one😊
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#1601
Fold sheet in half around thin metal rod insert into the cupboard allow enough length to let them slide and slow down get enough people so everyone can grab one
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#1602
Buy a glass scratcher and a suction cup. Place suction cup in the center of the window above the plates. While holding onto the suction cup use the glass scratcher to cut out the glass around the frame. You might have to tap slightly to break it free. If done properly the panel will stay one whole piece. You then should be able to reach inside above the plates and move them as needed. You can also do the same on the bottom to put down a blanket to catch anything that might slip while re-stacking
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#1603
Guys, this is a trick question - how can plates be in a CUPboard. These are just some really big, really flattened cups - no plates, no problem.
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#1605
Break the top glass pane, stand on a chair and reach in to restack all the dishes. Or get a really big pillow and set it under the cabinet (where you think the dishes would land) open the door and pray. Haha
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#1607
Just as a photo of your grandmother both succeeds and fails in saving her for future generations, so are these bowls saved. Come to an acceptance that while this image dwells in minds and software, this crockery is saved.
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#1608
Hire the best, insured, movers in town. When they arrive, tell them the dishes are all you got in the divorce, and sadly the only posessions you'll be taking to your new home.
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Pamela J (Submission author) 9 years ago
I would first ask myself, "Self, WWMSD?" (What Would Martha Stewart Do) Then I'd resign to the fact I'm SOL, throw a Greek wedding and open the cupboard as the last part of the celebration, and lastly, make a decorative table top mosaic with the shards.
#1609
Hire a magician to make the plates spin on tops as they fall from the cupboard
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#1611
Open the door and let it go. But while that's happening, make sure you take a video and then time lapse it in the most dramatic way, post the video on instagram with the hashtag #instabam , and tag instagram to get famous on internet.
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#1612
Precious porcelain plates? More like precARious porcelain plates, AMIRITE GUYS?!? ecksdee
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#1615
Break the glass above the pane they're leaning on. Walah
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#1616
Gently break or cut with a glass cutter the top window and then grab the precious plate by the top
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#1617
From how the hold looks, this seems to be a sliding door. If so, open the other door until you can either begin removal of some of the fallen ones, or until it supports as many of them as possible. From there, open the door we are looking at and begin removing those. Work from there.
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#1618
You'll need to buy spray insulation expanding foam...knock out a small piece of glass and spray it between the plates and cupboard bottom.Once it's dried open the cupboard. THE PLATES SHOULD STICK TOGETHER and be undamaged but you'll need varsol to clean plates and 6 bucks to replace the glass.
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#1619
Easy, open the door such that have enough gap to put the hand in and push the plate in. After that open the door fully.
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#1621
1. Drop on the floor. 2. Try not to cry. 3. Cry a lot.
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#1622
Train to be a ninja. Open door and catch the plates without anyone seeing you
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#1629
Maybe the cupboard doesn't want these plates, trying to get an abortion.....selfish humans...always thinking bout yourselves.
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#1630
Have family try to catch plates so maybe some won't be broken. (I have no other ideas)
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#1631
Take a big pan of water and put it under the door open door slowly and maybe the dishes will fall in the water
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#1632
Place pillows right beneath the cupboard. So when you open it, the plates will fall on the pillows, not the floor.
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#1633
Pull out from the wall then cut a small hole in the back Big enough to fit your hands in and reach in and grab the plates. You need to brace the doors so they don't pop open and keep pressure on the plates that have already reached the door. Start grabbing the plates from the bottom of the stack and remove them while you hold the fallen plates against the door. Remove those last. It will be easier to repair the back of the cupboard and not as noticeable.
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#1634
Pull the whole thing out about a foot and then tilt it back so you can open it easily. Make sure someone is holding door closed while you pull it out. Best of luck.
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#1637
Shift your home's axis...and live horizontally forever.
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#1638
Cut out a small hole in the window and push back the dishes with the round wooden sticks you get from the dollar store.
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#1641
Break the pane of glass above the dishes, reach in, rescue the dishes, replace pane of glass
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#1642
Get some heavy gag wire that will bend enough to get wedged in there but not bend under the weight of the bowls. Boom! Wedge it in and open.
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#1643
I think the best advice is to slide a thin card board through the door if you can't tilt the cupboard. I wouldn't do catch the plates with a blanket because the rest of the dishes will come crashing on top of each other.
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#1645
Unscrew the cupboard door at it's hinges than slowly tilt and save as many as you can. There will likely be a few casualties but the need of the many outweighs the needs of the few.
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#1647
Add children on the floor below and if any of the plates break, blame them.
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#1648
Take a coat hanger and feed a fishing line/twine above the hinge below the bowls and out the other side. Firmly stretch the line and work it upward, strategically lifting the bowls back on the shelf.
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#1649
Realize that it's a China cupboard. I mean... Were you actually ever going to open it?
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#1650
Realize that it's a China cupboard. I mean... Were you actually ever going to open it?
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#1651
Cut a piece of Luann plywood 3' long x 15" wide. Feed plywood up thru bottom of cupboard in between cabinet & door in front of bowls, open slow & restack bowls while holding plywood
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#1652
How about reviving the plates with a soft material such as a sponge like material?
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#1653
Make a hole on the glass wide enough to put your hand through. Then manage to hold or arrange the plates to be in order. You may need to open the cupboard while you are holding the plates through the hole.
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#1654
Get a d20, make a saving throw against gravity. Good luck.
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#1655
You need President-elect Trump to come over. (He has tiny hands.) Open cupboard slightly, have Mr. Trump reach inside before the dishes fall and catch the plates! Saved!
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#1656
These bowls are holding each other up, you cannot remove any without at least one falling. I would put packing tape on the surface of whole pane that the bowls are leaning on. A quick tap with the handle of a butter knife should break the glass, the tape keeping it intact and in place. With gloved hands, push in the taped and broken pane where the bowls are, pushing the bowls together and up at the same time onto the shelf. Let the pane slide between hand and shelf, remove bowls carefully.
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#1657
How about receiving the plates with a soft material such as a sponge like material? Hold it just right below the opening.
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#1658
I think the old Nintendo cheat for unbreakable plates was ... Up Down Left Right Up Down Left Right A B A B
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#1659
Tape cabinet door shut using electrical or masking tape in several locations Cut out top right pane of glass Gently adjust the back column of bowls to be upright Cut out bottom two panes of glass Get a bath towel, roll it up Use the bottom (now pane-less) panels to use your arms to begin to shove the rolled-up towel upwards and snugly between door and shelf Go back to top section and pull out bowls (combine last two steps if you have 2 ppl...one holding towel for support)
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#1661
Get earthquake insurance. Inflate worth. Wait for the earthquake insurance money to pour in. Buy brand new set, with the extra money, treat yourself to a copper pan that you can make a pot of yummy hot chocolate in.
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Jeff Ray (Submission author) 9 years ago
Sneak a few spiders into the cupboard. Wait a year. Plates will be frozen in cobweb time.
#1662
Make a particle accelerator, get hit by lightning, then become a speedster. That way you can either phase your hand through the cabinet or open it and catch the plates.
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#1663
Pray for forgiveness for your sins, you obviously stepped on the wrong bug to set these events in motion. REPENT HEATHEN OR BE SMITED
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#1664
You need to invite President-elect Trump over. (He has tiny hands.) Open the door slightly, have Mr. Trump reach inside to hold the dishes, and open the door and save the dishes.
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#1665
Break the glass above the plates, and take them out.
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#1666
Sacrifice your children in the hope that the gods will take pity on you and restack the plates.
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#1667
I have done think successfully before. 1) Open the cupboard a little 2) Slide pieces of cardboard between the plates and the door 3) Open the door 4) Put the plates back on the shelf 5) Send @Ryan-Nisbet-1 $5 on Venmo
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#1669
Knock the window above the plates out then replace the window..glass is cheaper than antique porcelain!
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#1670
Use a glass cutter to cut around the frame use suction cup to take glass out the use ur hand under the plates to lift the while steady holding the ones on the shelf.
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#1671
Remove the glass to the right, push the plates back then replace glass.!
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#1672
Call police and say that you are holding several plates hostage. They'll rescue them.
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#1673
How the hell did that happen in the first place?! Fling the door open and let things fall as they may... It's no longer china as it is more of a huge jigsaw puzzle...
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#1674
Have your husband open the cupboard a little put your hand in there and grab the bowls slowly!
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#1675
Get Tom Hardy to open the cupboard.... what smashed plates?
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#1677
Lay mattresses under the cupboard door, than open it without any risk ;)
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#1678
take great care open it slowly with a space that your hand can go it and hold the dishes in place and yeah don't do it alone
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#1679
Make a flat, sturdy, soft big spatula of sorts (like a giant flyswatter covered in soft fabric). Take the hinges off the right side while holding the door in place. Slide the "spatula" through the opening where the hinges were, and twist it so it will be horizontal instead of vertical to catch the dishes, or at least give them a softer landing as you slowly open the door.
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#1681
An A4 sized sheet of tin, with a thin layer of rubber mat stuck to it. Super slowly open the door and push tin/rubberin it's place, on an angle so that the bottom of the tin almost tucks under the shelf. This should still be a 2-3 person job. One on the door, one with the sheet and another to collect the dishes.
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#1683
Buy a glass cutter and just cut the glass or take the wood mouldings, holding the glass off
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#1684
The best solution is often the simplest. Get some couch cushions, mattress, or something soft and place it at the bottom of the cabinet. Simply open. Collect your undamaged plates and place them neatly back on the shelf.
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#1685
Go to temple do some prayers and meditation and wait for miracle.
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#1689
Watch the movie Frozen the over and over again until you're finally able to let it go
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#1691
Open the the cupboard real fast and as the dishes fall down throw a pillow under them so they land safely on the pillow. Make sure you are real fast.
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#1693
Take the pane out from the window above and then lift them out; replace pane.
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#1694
Host a Greek wedding. Open door when dancing starts.
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#1698
hold a towel beneath the door, as near as possible, open slowly, catch as they fall with the towel.
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#1699
Just put your hand to the handle and pull outwards. That should be able to open it. (your question did not mention saving the dishes) - relklawenalp
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#1700
Copy and paste your house to a seismic zone, wait for an earthquake to hit, and those plates will be the least of your worries.
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#1701
1 Get two strongish helpers, and pull the cupboard away from the wall. 2)GENTLY tilt the top of the cupboard back towards the wall, let the dishes shift SLOWLY away from the door to the back of the cupboard. 3)Have the helpers hold the cupboard tilted against the wall to keep it from sliding, and pull all the dishes out into a counter. 4)Have the helpers pull the empty cabinet upright, and slide it flush back against the wall in place. 5)Reload the dishes into the cabinet.
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#1702
Lean it back alittle and open it carefully pushing the plates back..
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#1703
Pile a substantial number of pillows on the floor directly in front of the cabinet, to cushion the fall. Then open the door, and hope for the best.
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#1704
Open A Black Hole Then Open The Cupboard… No Muss, No Fuss!
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#1705
Gently move the cupboard away from the wall and then remove the panel in the back and take the plates out that way.
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#1706
Move the cabinet in front of a sofa and stack pillows to nearly the height of the plate. So even when the plates fall they won't smash
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#1707
Sacrifice the glass on the door. Smash anything that is not keeping them inplace. Stuff pillows in bottom. Try to pull what you can out from the top and hope that if they fall the pillows will protect it!
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#1708
More than likely there is a back panel on the cupboard that can be removed. Take it off, stuff a blanket on the second shelf below the falling plates, and remove the plates carefully from the back.
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#1709
wait for someone to ask you if you want the red pill or blue pill. After that, become Neo. The dishes shouldn't be a problem by then
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#1710
Hold a blanket right underneath and open the door quickly so they fall into the blanket and don't smash against anything. Make sure the blanket is wide enough
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#1711
Call NASA. Ask them to send the cupboard on their next mission and open it in space.
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#1712
How important is the glass in the lower right window??? I'd chisel it out! Very CAREFULLY.
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#1713
You might break one panel above and replace it afterwards
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#1714
Draw a happy face on the bowl/plate at the window and then go Aldi and buy more bowls/plates
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#1716
Open the door VERY slowly. Let the first plate slide down while controlling the pressre on the door. Repeat until dinner is ready.
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#1717
Host a Greek Wedding and open the door in the moment to scream Opa!
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#1718
Do not try and open the cupboard. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth. Then you'll see, that it is not the cupboard that's screwed up, it is only yourself.
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#1719
Throw the whole cupboard out the window and blame it on seeing a spider in there. That way the spider is dead and you don't have to worry about opening the door and smashing the bowls
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#1720
Place a mattress on the floor.. and also flat cushions on the table to minimise the breakages. Make it a two persons job.. one can help save the dishes while the other opens the cupboard. Good luck!
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#1721
Just apply paw paw ointment or coconut oil on the cupboard. They fix everything!
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#1722
Email picture to Stephen Hawking. Wait patiently for response, and do exactly what he says.
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#1723
Ctrl + Alt + Delete and open task manager and delete the program from running. Should be fine by then.
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#1724
Ask a friend to help you and hold a box really close then open it with one hand and stick ur other hand and grab what u can the rest will fall in the box u might lose a plate or two but it's better than all of them and one question... how did they get like that anyway don't put them there again ! Loool best of luck !
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#1725
Open the other door. Drill arm sized hole in the side and stack plates. Ta daah.
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#1726
use a glass cutter on the glass below it and push them back up
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#1727
1. Open other side. 2. Drill hole in dividing wall. 3. Stick hand through hole and hold dishes up when you open problem side. 4. Profit.
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#1728
Buy a glass cutter and open a hole -big enough for your hand- to the glass next to them and fix them carefully.. if you brake the glass with force the vibration will make them slip off the door.
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#1729
Remove the back panel of the cabinet, remove dishes, re-staple/nail back panel.
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#1730
Place some dogs cushions below, lay thick blankets over the cushion to elevate it. You may loose a few plates but not all will be broken. Or use a long ruler(or some sorts) open the cupboard jus enough to put the stick through, hold the plates in place while you open the door. Hope it works...
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#1731
Looking at the design of the divider and the handles of the cabinet door it looks like it's a sliding door. Just slide it open enough to stick your hand in and grab the dishes.
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#1732
Those dishes look like Melmac in which case you don't have a problem.
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#1733
Cut a hole from the back of the cabinet in a way hard to notice from front. Remove items. Replace piece with duct tape.
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#1734
Unscrew the door hinges so you can maneuver the door freely. Carefully tip the door in such a way that the plates slide onto it (slide up and tip forward?)
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#1735
Put some pillows below, open and try to catch em fast
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#1736
Break the glass in rhe door above the dishes, and reach in from the top and grab them . Easier to replace the glass in the door . .
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#1737
Turn it into a jenga style drinking game, each player opens the door ever so slightly and drinks a shot, the player who looses is one when the plates fall out...they down the bottle and then replace the plates completely wasted and all is forgotten in the morning
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#1738
simple, Its a sliding door, open slowly place left thumb inside edge of the first bowl or plate, gently as you slide the door centimeter by centimeter push the plates back up in to the stack, They do rest against the door
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#1739
Slide some cardboard through a small crack in the cupboard. Looks like a sliding door? So just ease it open and keep pressure on the board.
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#1740
Call the 078 - Jesus - hotline number for complaints and then on their main website under " Life " section should be a FAQ page Showing how to fix it ..
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#1741
Blame it on the kids and tell them there's no Christmas, just saved you time and money, your welcome.
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#1742
Since it looks like a sliding cabinet, slide it open, and hold the one up that's against the glass...
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#1743
Make a floor of bodies infront of the door. When you open the door, the plates will fall on the much softer surface of bodies, rather the hard wooden floor, making breakage less likely.
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#1744
I say some how get the top left square glass out or break it and reach for those plates!!! 👍☺️🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
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#1745
Open it slightly, stuff the bottom with t-shirts. Slowly open it. Catch if you can. The toughness of porcelain is not that bad..
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#1746
... believe it or not, but there are certain physical aptitudes which the midgets possess that can be of service in this situation ... try looking them up in the local yellow pages under "midget plate catching" ... hopefully, they can help you out...
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#1747
If you don't use them why bother opening it. Just a waste of time might as well use the crappy Argos plates
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#1749
Take the hinges off the door of the cupboard next to it and reverse open door toward you. Reach in and grab dishes until you can take door off.
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#1750
Call Gandalf the grey that it comes in front of the cupboard, open the door, and plates Shall not pass !!
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#1751
Let someone who loves puzzles open it. Diversion for a few guaranteed.
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#1752
Open video recorder and play the Black Beatles song and pan left to right #mannequinchallenge
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#1756
Don't worry, I got you cupboard!! Don't break the glass to the right,, break the glass below that way you can place a pillow (cover pillow with plastic bag to keep small glass pieces off the fabric) underneath in case the plates do fall. Watch this video and try this trick to break the glass. Good luck! https://youtu.be/WZ1M_6kMsYU
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#1757
Open the cabinet just enough to push a piece of poster board up through the opening. Open the door slowly making sure the poster board keeps the bowls in place. Then bend the poster board down enough to remove the bowls without them falling.
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#1758
That's a sliding door, very tricky. And looks like one solid piece of glass. I'd try to hit the glass in the corner with a hammer causing the whole thing to Crack but not fall. With a few gloved hands ready to hold the plates up. And remove pieces of glass from the right until you can reach in and get the plates.
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#1760
Just lay the cupboard down, then open from the top.
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#1762
Hold the button on the back for 30 seconds. The bowls will factory reset, but if you made any changes prior to the factory reset that you would like to keep you'll have to go in later and tip them over again, because they will go back to default (on the shelf). If that doesn't work call 18002882020 and we'll send a tech out to tell you the same thing.
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#1763
Apparate to the Shrieking Shack. Go through the tunnel to the Whomping Willow. Enter Hogwarts castle, go up the staircase behind the gargoyle in the Gargoyle Hall after giving the password (shortbread biscuits). Go to the large headmaster's desk, open the top right drawer, and grab the time turner. Flip it several times to land just before the dishes tipped. Stop them from falling. Do NOT see yourself!
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#1765
break the top glass or take a glass cutter and cut a hole in the glass,or drill a hole in the back, then take a jig saw and cut it big enough for your hand
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#1766
Send me your address because this is a job for a real man.. and from what my wife tells me, I'm the only left in this world.
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#1767
Get a chair. Place it in front of the cupboard. Enjoy the well succeeded mannequin challenge of those trendy dishes. Open the cupboard door when a brand new trend comes up. Keep up to date!
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#1768
Ask David Blaine or Chris Angels to get the plates right thru the glass.
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#1769
The world is over, gather all your friends and shout at your Cabinet things like, your a racist, mysogenist, bigot. Your not my cabinet. Then march up and down your hood and destroy property and beat up your neighbors cabinets, then find a safe space and a safety pin, then burn your house down. No, it won't save your dishes, but it will make you feel better about yourself.....I know, stupid huh...???
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#1770
Ask them nicely to stop being childish and open the door.
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#1772
Glass cutter - on right side. Reach in grab plates. Problem solved.
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#1773
Old School: Tip it forward and shake it till the image dissapears. 8-)
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#1774
open the cupboard, but have like a box with a pillow in it to catch the plates when they fall. This may be a two person job
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#1779
Open the door super slowly , don't allow the plates drop just kind of slide down, 2 people job, or 3 .Keep your eyes on the plates, as you open the door , the helpers should be able to help you catch the sliding plates.
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#1781
Have two person do the job. One places something soft, a lage thick blanket etc on his/her arm. The distance between the blanket and the falling plates should not be to big (so the plates can fall softly into the blanket). The other person, open the cupboard slowly, and whenever there is a chance, place a hand in to adjust the plates prior to then following. Done!
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#1782
It appears no one has noticed that the cabinet has SLIDING doors. Slide the door open very carefully about four inches. Have someone with thin arms push dishes back far enough to allow access bowls.
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#1783
go to Dollar Store buy poster board maybe even if you slip it in between the shelf and the plates and then tape it so that way it stays firm and then you can slip your hand in between the cupboard and the plates pushing the plates back up on the Shelf
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#1784
I would first make sure the door could not open or move in any way. Then I would cut the glass panel above the one the plated are against. and very carefully with both hands gather the plates upward. to rest on the shelf again.
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#1785
I would pick the smartest 5th grader in a elementary school near you to give you an answer on how to solve this.
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#1786
Take a plung router to the side panel big enough to fit your hand. Reach in restack.
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#1788
Play the song Let it go by Demi Lovato And open the door while you are playing the song
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#1789
Place pillows lots of pillows beneath slanted so the slide onto more pillows and have someone catch them as they come down so they don't land too close to each other !!
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#1791
Use a wok strainer with a handle things enough to slide the handle through the slightly cracked door. Hold the strainer right under the bowls. Then have someone else quickly open the door and grab them before they fall to the floor.
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#1792
Smash everything in your house then open the cupboard....at that point a few broken dishes won't look as bad.
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#1793
Take the cupboard door ooff at the hinges while someone is supporting it to stay closed. Lean the door forward by opening it slowly from the top. Reach in from the side and push plates back onto the shelf.
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#1794
I like the balloon idea, but aren't these bowls, not plates?
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#1795
If the cupboard can be tilted, ask for help to smoothly and slightly tilt the cupboard so all wares fall slowly undamaged to other side of the door. When everything inside are stably position.. open the door.
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#1796
Is that a sliding door? Can you open the door slowly, very slowly and with your left hand - reach in and catch the plates, push them back on to the shelf?
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#1797
Put blankets on the floor or an old mattress, open the cupboard, boom your plates are safe.
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#1798
Inaert a metal sheet from the bottom of the glass door till the top of it , hold its edges well and open the door
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#1799
Don't do anything, don't even think about it. So much other things to do and you focus on your miserable material concern.We all gonna die whatever.
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#1800
Squeeze a deflated balloon in the crevice where the door opens and inflate it with a straw or air pump. Tie it off and repeat the process until you can no longer fit any more in the cupboard and the plates are held up by the balloons. Then open door slowly and just enough to stick your hand to take them out one by one.
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#1801
Use flour and water to create a "glue". Duct tape the cupboard closed from all side but the top. Wedge the top open and spray "glue" all over dishes. Let dry. Remove tape and open cupboard slowly. The dishes should be glued together and easily caught while falling. Clean with water.
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#1802
If the hinges are on the outside, and if there is space at the top, unscrew the hinges while someone else holds the glass in place. Then slowly, carefully slide it up until you can get your hands in there to balance the dishes. Have someone else film it, obviously.
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#1803
get a thin plyboard with almost the size of the cupboard door. open the cupboard door slightly and insert the plyboard slowly to keep the dishes from falling whe you fully open the cupboard door. better doing it with a help.
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#1804
Call the hubby. If he breaks any plates - it's his fault!
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#1807
Chuck Norris would stare at the plates till they were back in place
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#1808
Slowly open the cabinet door until your hands can fit in to reach for the glasswares then try to arrange it back with one hand.
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#1809
Fill a storage container with water ( or pillows?) and please it under the cupboard, then open the door and let the dishes fall into to comfiness of whatever is in the box:)
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#1810
Open the door slightly, slip your hand in with a small towel and push all the plates back on the shelf.
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#1811
Ask the flash or superman they are all about helping people.
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#1812
Grab a shotgun... tell your son to carefully extend his left arm... when ready, aim the gun at the falling bowls... tell your son to open the door by yelling "PULL!!!!!!"... fire the gun and hit the bowls...
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#1814
Hold that door shut and open the other. Build a lego shelf, long and wide enough to go from the shelf to the bottom of the bowl. SLOWLY, bowl by bowl, take them out from the other door. BOOM fixed.
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#1815
Well, thats strange. Hire Eleven. She can fix that.
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#1816
choose between the glass or the plates. f plates cut a whole on the glass near the plates and push the plates up
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#1817
Tilt the cupboard backwards slowly if its not gonna qork call harry potter🤗
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#1818
It looks like a sliding door! Very Gently slide open inch by inch until an arm can fit in throug the gap and carefully move the plates. 😉
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#1819
Open and close the door really fast repeatedly as the plates fall they will continuously be stopes and won't gain enough momentum to break when they hit the floor.
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#1820
Shoot a mannequin video in the kitchen with that in the background.
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#1822
Empty out your laundry hamper , put some pillows in it get someone to open the cupboard slowly and hold the hamper underneath , if it breaks it breaks but try to stop them from smashing against one another
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#1824
It's time to show your king-fu! Open and catch as fast as you can!
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#1825
Just crack open the cabinet slightly and push them in with a spatula or a long flat item
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#1826
Lie the cupboard flat on the ground and oped the glass .. nothing will fall out of break
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#1827
Call Donald trump, ask to come, and the Plat will running it self..
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#1828
Open cabinet beside cut hole big enough to fit hand in fix bowls take hand out get wood glue glue wood pieces back in place. The. Open ur cabinet or have like 2 people beside u and hurry up and open it and try to catch as many as u can
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#1829
Just do not open it. It will forever stay in good condition.
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#1831
Put in a thin but rigid enough cardboard piece of paper attached to a ruler - the ruler will add support. Slowly turn while pushing upwards at the same time to "slide" the plates gently back up and inward. Make sure you test on a different cupboard with non-breakable plates to ensure the task is successful prior. This is not a funny comment but may actually work.
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#1834
put lots of pillows under the cupboard so the plates would fall on them and don't break.
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#1835
leave it as it is, accept the fact it will be part of your history, let your great great grandchildren see your works 👌🏼
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#1837
Just remove the glass starting from the top and slowly tilt the cupboard backward, pick the plates, and put the glass back on..
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#1838
Ok ok... cut a large hole in the tob you will need a ladder lol reach down in hole pull out dishes to a safe place. There you go problem solved now you can safely open it up with no problems.
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#1839
Clearly this person is taking mannequin challenge to a whole new level
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#1840
Start a crowdfunder campaign for a new set of dishes, giving away different sized shards to different contributors - the highest contributor can be the one to open the door. Raise the money, send off all the broken bits of dish, buy new dishes.
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#1841
Use glass cutter and cut a portion where you can insert your hand or wood cutter cut the wood above the partition if there's a partion and fix the plates.
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#1842
Lay the cabinet down on its back,scoot it out to the front yard,and leave it there.Problem solved.
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#1843
The best option is to go to the cupboard on the left and simply cut a square hole in that you can reach in and fix the disruption. Then fix the hole
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#1844
Get some paint and a coyote. Have the coyote paint a hole on the glass. Put your hand through it and straighten plates. Clean the glass when finished and release the coyote.
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#1845
Break the glass above and pull out the bowls one at a time....
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#1846
Greeks throw plates to the ground after they say "I do" in weddings. Rent your kitchen for a greek wedding. Open your cabinet after they say "I do". Buy a new set of plates with the money and buy yourself a trip to Greece
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#1850
Cut out the top pane of glass with a glass cutter, reach in and take out the dishes. When all the dishes are out, you can open the door. Just take the door off and have the pane refitted with new glass. Very cheap fix.
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#1851
Wait to open the cabinet until you host a Greek wedding.
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#1853
Put a pillow underneath or shove a blanket up there quickly when you open it
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#1854
With two people, one person holds a towel or some soft linen at the bottom of the cupboard where the bowls will fall. Then slowly open and release the bowls and have them fall into the towels.
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#1856
Crack the glass above, wear rubber gloves and pick them one by one...
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#1857
Elect Bernie Sanders as your President, and have him raise the tax on the highest 1% of income earners and then have the government spend a couple of million dollars to put together a task force to figure out how best to resolve this issue.
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#1858
get bit by radioactive spider. survive the bite, and use your new spider like agility to catch all the plates.
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#1859
Place pillows/cushions all over the floor and open it . Tom & Jerry taught me well
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#1860
Step 1: Duct tape the door closed Step 2: Place mattress, blanket, or other soft material underneath cabinet. Step 3: Place structural support at the end of the said soft object to catch the cabinet so that the doors can open Step 4: Slowly tilt cabinet downwards. Step 5: Remove the duct tape and slowly open doors and make sure that plates fall gently upon the soft object and upon eachother.
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#1861
Open a little, like 2 inches, enough to fit your hanf in. Then try your best to pick up all the bowls. Good luck.
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#1862
go to space, store anti-gravity in a jar, release it around the cupboard and you should be good to go
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#1863
Take house to space, where gravity will let you take the plates out safely.
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Jennifer Romero (Submission author) 9 years ago
1. Call Ant Man 2. Ask him to accommodate plates 3. Open doors safely
#1864
Take off the hinges, and while still applying pressure to the fallen plates with the door, and slide the door to the right. Have another person grab the plates out :)
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#1866
Use a glass cutter to open the top pane, reach down and push the plates back onto the shelf. Open and breathe. :)
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#1867
Set your house on fire and start writing the list of shit your insurance company will write a check to replace...
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#1868
I'll do one of two things. One I could open the door slightly and reach my hand in and grab the dishes. Or I'll scoot the thing out gently and slowly then I'll very slowly lay it back then I'll open the door and put back the dishes
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#1870
If you can take the cabinet off the wall, do that. Then tilt it backwards slowly until the bowls are balances enough to open the door and remove/reposition them. If not, disassemble the bottom of the cabinet to be able to reach in and support the bowls so you can open the door freely.
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#1871
Put feather pillows all over under the cabinet Open the door and catch as many dishes as you can Face it not all dishes will survive
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#1872
While someone holds the glass in place remove the hinges from the door. Then WITHOUT TAKING OFF THE DOOR apply the same pressure as you did before and slowly push the now movable door inward and up
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#1874
Any strong force like breaking glass might affect the plates. Since there is another section of glass underneath it use diamond tipped glass cutter to get hole in there. Place cushions under it and try to push it back with hand. If it falls it will fall on cushion
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#1875
Tell the plates that their choices for president are trump or Hillary...they will jump back on their shelf and immediately post their political opinion on Facebook. If this doesn't work...trampolines
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#1876
Was it a gift from your inlaws. If so just open it. Hehehe
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#1878
Keep some pillows or something soft under the door of the cupboard...try opening the door slowly and reach out for the plates....even if the plate falls,you have the cushion underneath
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#1879
Place pillows and blankets on floor. Open slowly slide available hand in to attempt to not let plates fall. If they do they will be relatively safe because of the pillows and blankets.
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#1880
If it opens with the handle to the left, simply take the hinges apart on the right, open it from the right (you'll need to hold the whole door in place as it'll just fall because it isn't hinged), use a pole or stick and push everything to the far left hard against the wall. Or, take all the hinges off and slowly open the door from the top and tilt backwards so plates slowly fall onto flat horizontal door.
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#1881
One opens the door. Someone else catch the plates while wearring thick gloves.so he can manage to absorb the shock with the gloves.and put his fingers betwen the plates while grabbing them so they wont chip. Need some good reflex.
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#1882
Open up satchel > pull out flute > play orchid of time > retrieve plates > smash plates > retrieve gems
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#1883
Take a video of the cupboards and put "#TheMannequinChallenge".
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#1884
Put a sticker on those plates that says "Made in China"
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#1885
Hop up in crawl space in attic, cut hole In drywall above cabinet. Reach down into hole and re stack. Patch, 5 min mud, paint. All done
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#1887
If this predicament was the fate of the plates, is it really "destroying" them to let them fall? Let them fall, it's not destruction, it's their next fated state.
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#1888
Snuck 100 balloon ends into the gap and start blowing. Then take your last deep breath and OPEN the goddamn door!!
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#1892
Judging by the handles the doors slide, so I'd slide it open until your arm can fit in and steady the bowls with your hand, maybe even move them one by one, then open it the rest of the way.
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#1893
Tape the cupboard door shut, lie the cupboardd door on its back gently and then take the plates out.
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#1894
Take this opportunity to do a mahican challenge >.>
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#1897
Remove the pane of glass to the right without opening the door at all, reach in and carefully remove the dishes, then reglaze the opening in the door frame. BTDT. ;). Actually; what I did was lock myself in the backyard in my bathrobe on a cold morning and came back in through a window without any tools which was tricky but doable and cost only $1.25 to repair.
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#1898
Call the Flash. Have Barry come over in a heart beat, he can bring you coffee, sit down to chat and make a new friend, he can quickly save the dishes then be on his way! (818) 977-2500 give CW a ring. I'm sure they can have him rush over!
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#1900
I would sacrifice the top left glass window to get all the plates out safely one by one . Meaning smash the top left and there you go .
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#1901
When you think something will break it usually doesnt, if you think it wont, it usually does. Open that door with every intention of breaking some dishes and I bet you'll be pleasantly suprised.
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#1902
Wait! Isnt that made up of plastic? Just open it up. The least, your hse will get irrinoying noisy. Lol
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#1903
I have a few. 1. Build a box, buy cheap diapers, cut open the diapers take the absorbent material out, put in a bucket then add water...should make a nice gel. FILL the box and place in front of cabinet..open the cabinet let the first plate fall in the gel. Catch the rest 2.lots of soft fluff all over the floor, whatever yu can find. Then open or and let the plate hit the fuff...
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#1904
Just take the furniture backwards slowly and take the F#!$ plates out. Or just hide the mess with paper or something so you can not see thru and ask your kids to get a plate. One all are broken you can ground them and enjoy the moment!
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#1905
Just do it! The old Nike saying, Just do it! Just be a man and do it!
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#1907
You need a partner. The partner holds the door in place while you remove the pins from the hinges. Have the partner slowly slide the door down until you can remove the plates. Reattach the pins.
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#1910
Open the door while using a backpack blowerto keep the plates from falling 🌬💨💨💨
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#1911
place a large pillow on counter and slowly open cabinet,pillow will prevent breakage
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#1912
I recognize these and they are cheap Asian restaurant-style soup bowls that cost about 2 bucks a piece. Open the cupboard, let them break, throw out the ones that don't break and buy nicer bowls. Don't be so cheap.
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#1913
Uninstall porcelain_plates.exe and reinstall. If that doesn't work, send bug report to tech support.
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#1914
Ok...ok....ok.....this is what you need to do...go to a super walmart (not a regular one...for the love of god please listen to me)....buy these items: a blow up kiddie pool, a plunger (expensive one), a minecraft figure, 2 packages of blueberry bagels, one ceiling fan, 3 box of crayons and one Snickers bar. Next come home and lay out everything you just bought. Look at all the items closely....like really closely. Next get the plunger you bought and stand on one side of the room
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#1915
Etch out a circle using a firm circular household object, i.e. Base of an old bottle of Dom Pérignon Rosé, be at the ready with a Henry Hoover, pop out glass, assistant immediately attacks lightly with vac hose to suction top plate securely to steady handed vacuum hose, relax. Ask a passer by to assist and draw both arms behind person wielding hose, lightly brushing against them seductively and ease out those ceramic rascals
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#1918
Remove the pane on the right Reach in and grab the bowls gently.
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#1919
Call Myth Busters. I am sure they will come up with a solution.
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#1920
I've faced this many times, just burn the cupboard, orrrr... Fill a big bucket with water and place a perforated net on top then slowly open and grab as many as you can and let the others fall into the net.
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#1921
Create a time machine to take you back to yesterday, right before you told your husband it would be nice if he helped around the house more.
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#1922
Open the door and catch every single one of them before they fall . Easy
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#1923
get really drunk to the point where you black out, then open the cabinet door. The next morning, turn it into the best drunk story ever where you found $100 behind all the dishes.
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#1924
Put pillows where the plates would fall to prevent them from breaking. Also have your family there to help catch any when you open the door.
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#1925
1. Illicit a partner in crime. 2. Have partner hold door and remove hinges. 3. Slowly tilt door out from the top. 4. Reach in and attempt to save dishes. 5. Cuss at broken dishes and potential broken door glass. 6. Drink wine with partner in crime. 7. No longer care about dishes. 8. Clean mess tomorrow. Buy new dishes or don't. Epic story win! Cheers
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#1926
Remove the top of the cupboards and then slowly reach your hand through and grab the plates one by one then screw back on the top of the cupboard
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#1927
Two ways... open the other door first... get you Hand into it slowly and fix all these things...or you can take a piece of cloth or towel and stretch open it in front the cupboard and open the door.. all the plates will fall upon the cloth.. with less damage..
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#1931
Contact NASA to remove the cupboard and take on their next mission to zero-gravity space. Once safely back on Earth, reclaim cupboard and plates. Sell at auction and sell story to the papers. Retire and live handsomely.
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#1933
Start a gofundme page, the highest donation gets to watch you try to open cabinet without breaking the dishes.
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#1934
Bring your mattress or air bed then open the window
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#1935
Pray that jesus do the bread and fish trick again, but with a whole set of plates so you can replace your china
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#1936
Looks like sliding doors. Just slide open on the right and pick out the bowls. You donot have any issues at all to start with.
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#1938
But seriously. Its a sliding door right? Just slide it open slowly and push the stuff back lol. If it wasn't a sliding door the plates would have pushed the door open and things would have already happened.
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#1940
sell the house and give the new owner free cabinet and those plates
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#1942
Nail it shut and cover it with cardboard. If you can't see it it's not there.
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#1945
Maybe it's not as bad as it seems, open it slowly and see what happens then we decide
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#1946
Have two friends hold an air mattress or stretched blanket immediately under the cupboard door and slowly edge open. They won't fall more than 18" and should be fine.
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#1947
Easy really. Smash the pane of glass above the dishes and reach through ( carefully ) and remove the dishes leaning against the door. Cost: one small pane of glass. If you tape up the pane you are about to smash this limits the mess😋
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#1948
Get your hand in there as quickly as possible, like fingers first probably from the middle side catch as close as possible so they don't go nuchal of anywhere
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#1949
Use a lasser light to cut a small hole in a glass..use your hands to arrange the plates again..
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#1951
Learn about the art of Japanese broken pottery. Be zen.
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#1952
make a bucket list of what the saucers really wanna do in life, do them all.
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#1954
use a glass cutter or brake on of the pains above and pick up the boles
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#1955
Solution: have a second person hold part of a blanket in a net type fashion under the cupboard so the dishes will fall in to it instead of the floor. Open cupboard. Worst case? Maybe 3 broken plates. Can also hold the blanket tighter to lessen the drop distance.
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#1956
Problem: Ok I assume this is an overhead cupboard, both left and right are actually going to topple, and i assume you can't really open slightly like everyone expects you to because the left side is already falling through the obvious gap Solution: I suggest that you fill a washing tub that is wide enough for the width of the cupboard with a cushion. Place said tub on a stool or some other support so that the cushion is directly under the cupboard. SLOWLY open the cupboard and let each fall
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#1957
Right click on the plates and hit copy.....then right click on the floor and got paste! Problem solved!
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#1958
leave it to your cat, he'll know exactly what to do.
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#1959
I dont know what you should do but I really want to know how things turned out!!
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#1961
break one of that window on the top of that picture and you can take the plates out and reorganize it
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#1962
Fine a carpenter to make a hole on the top of the cupboard, settle the plates, pay a carpenter 50 bucks to repair the top. Done.
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#1963
The door looks like it slides, not ipen outwards. If that is true, I'll take a good bet those bowls will slide on the window if you open the door slowly. Just open the door enough to reach your hands in.
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#1964
Break glass above dishes reset vacuum replace 1 panel of glass instead of a the dishes.
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#1966
Insure the plates for more than the are worth and let the chips fall where they may.
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#1967
Get a bed sheet cut the sheet just bigger than the cupboard! Fix two poles at ether end making a sail . Take the sheet and start to slide it between the. Up board door and unit have someone else hold the top and bottom of the sheet by the pole keeping the sheet tourt! Keep slinging the sheet until get passed the plates once passed the plates one person hold the rod firmly against the top of the cupboard whilst you or someone else holds the bottom pole firmly against the bottom.Open cupboard
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#1969
First: masterbate, that should ease some stress.... Then, smoke 2 blunts of the finest indica you can find (it should help you think). Then watch some episodes of your favorite tv program while making yourself some delicious food.... When all that is said and done, take a nap. Wake up and repeat...
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#1970
Obtain something ridged yet flexible, such as: thin gauge sheet metal, Formica, backing from entertainment center, Plexiglas, etc. Once you have found a suitable material slightly open the cabinet and slide the material in to hold the dishes in place. I think having 3 or 4 lengths of fiberglass rods or thin wooden dowel or hunks of plywood to stabilize the sheet material, duct tape could be used to adhere the strengthening stock to the sheet I would suggest having a few peopleon hand to help.
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#1971
Cut an arm sized hole in the top of cabinet, slide arm in and straighten/stack bowls before opening the front door.
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#1972
call Barry Allen, sure he can do something about it like making another time line. :) etc.....
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#1973
Fill room with packing peanuts, play a couple games of Marco Polo. Yell Bazinga. When bored open the cabinet let the dishes fall safely.
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#1975
go three levels deep, plant an idea into the cupboards mind. after the kick comes in, all the saucers will wake up safely in the plane.
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#1976
Put it in the Mannequin Challenge and make it more viral
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#1978
Get a glazier, let him make a round opening in the right panel big enough to fit the plates through. He will do it with a diamond so no harm will be done, then take plates out one by one. :D
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#1979
Catwoman can help you to cut the glass in circle and just take the plates out carefully.
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#1981
Looks like the cabinet slides open she might be able to slide her hand in to stop them from falling or call in a cabinet maker. Good luck 🍀 to you.
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#1982
Assuming that the cupboard has two doors, open the other door and safely remove all the plates
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#1983
1) Tint windows until you can no longer see inside 2) Ask husband to grab you bowl 3) Watch husband open cupboard 4) Blame husband 5) Divorce husband for breaking bowls 6) Remarry and hope new husband isn't as careless as your ex husband
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#1984
Ask keanu reeves,he knows some matrix stuff and freeze those fallen plates then you can take them without them falling.
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#1985
Take a Snapchat video immediately once you open the cupboard!
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#1986
Pull it away from the wall slowly, very slowly, until you have enough room to go in through the back, cut a hole (granted your curio or whatever you call it, is worth less than the bowls) or lift a piece of backing and restack bowls. This wil only work if they're in a stand alone case
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#1988
Open the door and let them crash- at worst it's a ten minute cleanup and ranges from $20-$200 to replace depending on how nice the plates are. Rather than trying to save them. This is a ridiculous question, is it really worth saving? I would hope they are broken and cleaned up by now (but I did need to read through three pages of comments)
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#1989
Tell the plates that you are doing the #mannequinchallenge. Open the door, zoom at the plates and catch them!
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#1990
If the plates are valuable/irreplaceable, take a glass cutter to the panel next to it, and access the plates through that, then replace that glass.
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#1991
Enjoy your destructive sait and take a New startup in your life
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#1993
Bring cupboard to space. Then open the door. The lack of gravity will keep them from falling.
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#1994
Open the door on the left. Cut hole in middle desk using fretsaw, so that u can reach for plates.
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#1996
Little hole in the back, then fill with Little polystyrene balls as you can... Them call friends and gently turn backward the cupboard. Have good luck 😉
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#1997
User a metal clothes hanger to push them back onto the shelf.
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#1999
Cut the glass panel. Gently and slowly apply pressure but move the glass to create a gap. Eureka or prepare to be disappointed and have your breakfast out of the carton!
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AcousticGString 9 years ago
I kind of need to know how this ended.... did she open it? What was the result?
Ollie Law 8 years ago
It's not as exciting as you'd hope...she just asked a friend round who helped her open the door slowly while she put her hand in and caught them. Pretty boring really but also makes perfect sense...all plates were saved!
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AcousticGString 9 years ago
I kind of need to know how this ended.... did she open it? What was the result?
Ollie Law 8 years ago
It's not as exciting as you'd hope...she just asked a friend round who helped her open the door slowly while she put her hand in and caught them. Pretty boring really but also makes perfect sense...all plates were saved!
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