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#2

Build an identical house next to your existing house with only one difference, the plates would be on the shelf. Then delete the old house.

Mark Rugman Report

Final score:

1.1Kpoints

POST

Salome Summer 7 years ago

😂

88points

#3

Open a bottle of wine > Have a drink > Wait for a husband to come home. Start a random argument out of nothing > Go to the kitchen . open the door and let it smash > blame it on the husband - he'll apologize and buy a whole new set of plates.

witch Report

Final score:

1Kpoints

Vaidas Saldziunas

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Irina Prisacariu 7 years ago

...a husband, any one of them...

234points

#4

Flood the house, then open the cupboard without any risk!

Final score:

975points

Valentina Lattante

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Hans 7 years ago

This is the most viable option!

84points

#5

Tilt the cupboard backwards, then open.

Liu Jianwei Report

Final score:

953points

POST

Betzy Joseph 7 years ago

This is the best (and most real-life) solution.

130points

#6

try switching it off then switching it back on again

Final score:

883points

Scharlarco Visagie

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Gloria Genova 7 years ago

:D

31points

#7

Just let yourself die and respawn back to your last check point when the plates were nicely stacked

Final score:

736points

Unwelcome guest

POST

Thorsten M. Weisner 7 years ago

One open the door very fast and the other catches the dish with a blanket spanned between two arms. Gravity wont let them fall too fast and if you know where they will fall you can catch them easily.

64points

#8

Go to Kamar-Taj, see The Ancient One, be a sorcerer, find The Eye of Agamotto, reverse or stop time, arrange back, and you're done!

Final score:

702points

CiscoZulfikar

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Christian Hö 7 years ago

Doorplateuu, i've come to bergain!

125points

#9

Sell it to the museum and name it the "Frozen in Time" series.

Wang Penggui Report

Final score:

681points

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Yaman Yamaner 7 years ago

Maybe u can slide a piece of thin (but strong) layer of cardboard between the door and plates. That layer would help to keep the plates from falling (and breaking) when another person reaches in (from the sides) and collects them. Dunno. Just an idea, most probably not the best & working one tho. Good luck!

143points

#10

Open the door just a tiny bit and fill the whole thing with expanding foam

Final score:

507points

Mark Reele

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Quant 7 years ago

ooh I like this one, that sounds like something I would do :))

51points

#11

Name it schrodinger's cupboard because at this time the bowls are both intact and broken

Final score:

446points

Bradley Lindsay

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Eyal Nevo 7 years ago

it woudve been a schrodinger's cupboard if you couldn't see through the door

57points

#12

Insert a deflated balloon to the bottom, gradually inflate as door open to hold the stack

Final score:

298points

Nga Nguyen

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Csilla Szabadi 7 years ago

This one needs way more upvotes :D

40points

#13

Take a picture of it and ask to people on internet

Final score:

294points

Muhammad Rasyad

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Melody Lanzatella 7 years ago

Done and DONE!

33points

#14

Try ctrl + Z... this will work

Final score:

263points

Punkit Gupta

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Hans 7 years ago

Only if you did not do too many other things since it has happened.

54points

#15

Tape the cupboard with scallop tape, then leave it for your grandchildren to deal with; or save it as a future dowry for your daughter.

Chen Jiangjiang Report

Final score:

236points

POST

Hans 7 years ago

This sounds like the typical political solution proposed for pensions, environmental problems, and social issues.

121points

#16

gather your friends..make it a party! open the door and as the bowls crash to the floor.. yell OPA! and then you all have a drink together to toast the occasion.

Final score:

234points

Kelli Stone

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Matthew Mann 7 years ago

Alternatively: divorce, retain custody of the cupboard, marry someone Greek.

45points

#17

The Bored Panda solution: watch pictures of cute animals until you are in a good mood. Open the door and see the mess, be devastated. Read stories about nice humans helping animals. Be glad again. (Go shopping for new dishes.)

Final score:

179points

POST

J. Walter Swartz 7 years ago

Take the cabinet skydiving with you and while in free fall open the cabinet and place the dishes somewhere safe before deploying parachutes

29points

#18

The theoreticist solution: define the plates to be unbreakable. Open the door savely.

Final score:

173points

POST

Sufian Ismail 7 years ago

I can suggest you the best glue for ceramics instead

15points

#19

The Jigsaw puzzle champion solution: buy much glue suitable for ceramics. Open the door quickly. Have fun for hours!

Final score:

159points

POST

Trent Dirk 7 years ago

Remove the back of the cupboard ?

50points

#20

Put the cupboard down horizontally, the plate should fall back. The other way is to open it ever so slightly, then use a metal coat hanger to secure the plate at the bottom, at the same time keep sliding the door until the gap is large enough for your hand to fit in, then you can push up the plates with your hands.

Yi-shon Chang Report

Final score:

157points

POST

Stella Stenroos 7 years ago

Instead of a coat hanger, use a fish tank net - bend the handle, so that you can first slide the net part in through a tiny gap, then turn it and position to catch (or at least soften the fall of) any falling plates.. Obviously, the net should be as large as possible.

62points

#21

Photoshop the image as to how it was before this happened and print out the image and stick it in the glass

Final score:

137points

Windsor Jack

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Melody Lanzatella 7 years ago

THIS is the procrastinators advice! I recognize it!

26points

#22

Give a name to every single plate and tell all Pokemon Player that they "Gotta catch 'em all!"

Final score:

121points

Muhammad Rasyad

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José Garcia 7 years ago

Nail blanket corners to the wall open the door and let the plates fall on to the blanket. Wear a fire fighter uniform

21points

#23

Spend a few months in the secret mountain tops of Japan and train. You must become a ninja with lightning reflexes. With your newly found ninja skills catching those plates when you open the cupboard will be easy.

Final score:

120points

Nemalini Tsai

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Micah Luthi 7 years ago

Yah, you'll do it with chopsticks in no time.

6points

#24

Fly with the cupboard into the outer space. Open it safely. Then go back.

Final score:

112points

Samer Baydoun

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Charles Chen 7 years ago

No need to travel that far. The exosphere will do.

12points

#25

Go to the Cupboard Menue and click Restore

Final score:

93points

KiKz

POST

Karen Ungarino 7 years ago

It's definitely a job for King Fu Panda!

2points

#26

once an engineer told me a roll of duct tape would fix any problem

Final score:

89points

Roy Hsieh

POST

Kaylee Kua Ruo Zhen 7 years ago

Call spiderman... or wait long enough for spiders to build enough web inside so the plates would hold

23points

#27

break the wall from the back of the cupboard

Final score:

84points

Ani Gvatua

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Brandy Bushway Evitts 7 years ago

Consider it a loss and go eat ice cream

28points

#28

The Tolkien solution: get a bunch of dwarves, feed them well, and then tell them it is time to clean up. Open the door. Even though it looks improbably, no dishes will be broken. And they will be super clean afterwards, too!

Final score:

83points

POST

David Bechtel 7 years ago

YUSSS! How is this not the #1 suggestion!?

11points

#29

The political solution: declare it to be a problem of the next generation. Tell you children that this is how life is. (Rant at them still if they open the door and remind them of their "generational responsibility".)

Final score:

80points

POST

Juel Herbranson 7 years ago

Dig an incredibly long shaft under the house. Then release the house, while in free fall, straighten up the mess. As you pass through the center of the earth, watch for an alien government compound. Use solid booster rocket fuel and rockets from the space shuttle to aid in your ascent and to help spin the house around, now you're on your way to china. ascend from the earth, eject solid booster rockets and land home firmly. learned local dialect and enjoy various soups in your safe bowl set.

41points

#30

Get a big plastic bowl,stuff it with towels.. Have someone hold the bowl very close to the door, open gently and let it all the plates drop in there.. Even if any breaks, it will save you the stress of cleaning up.

Ukaegbu Chidinma Report

Final score:

79points

POST

Anatolij Vynokurov 7 years ago

take a glass cutter. сut out a holes from glasses part of the door. one from bottom, one from top. one person holds the bottom plates. and another person collects them from above.

36points

#31

Sell the house

Final score:

74points

Sébastien Séguin

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Ahmed Salama 7 years ago

Blame it on immigrants, then vote for Trump or to leave the EU

32points

#32

I think the internet now is more interested in seeing the door actually being open. Be sure to video it and post it on line again, thanks!

Final score:

71points

George Liou

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Emily VanDusen 7 years ago

YES

5points

#33

Do not try to open the door. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth: There are no dishes.

Final score:

69points

Juan Pablo

POST

Moritz Kosa 7 years ago

Pull cupboard away from the wall, tip it slowly to the back until it's lying on the backside, the cupboard door shot be facing the ceiling now. Open it and pile your dishes better that time...

10points

#34

Spin the house round n round n round until the centrifugal force pushes the plates back onto the shelf. Be careful to stop the spin slowly.

Final score:

58points

Stu Cox

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Ashley Britt 7 years ago

Mr. Wizard, is that you?

6points

#35

First, create an anti-gravity machine, or yet, try some hollywood slo mo so that you can catch them - or yet, I've got a better idea:hire a juggler!

Ricky Lee Barnes Report

Final score:

50points

POST

Arne- Martinsen 7 years ago

Ninjuggler

17points

#36

Write a sign saying Mannequin challenge accepted!

Final score:

47points

Deborah Coad

POST

Talia Regan 7 years ago

Sing Mannequin

1point

#37

Seal the cupboard tight with gaffa tape.
Pour enough liquid jelly (lime flavour)
Through a small hole in top of cupboard.
Turn the air con on until it sets.

Once jelly has set, slowly open door.
Hopefully it slows the bowls down enough for you to rescue them all.

Invite 25 people over to your house for a bowl of green jelly. Lol!

Final score:

46points

Narelle Craven

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Aliu Diliu 7 years ago

Why lime flavoured?

5points

#38

Trump solution: build a wall around the shelf and declare that the dishes have fallen because of illegal aliens.
Clinton solution: send an official email through your own server, have it leaked, have this discovered by FBI, blame FBI for not solving the problem with the dishes.

Final score:

38points

POST

Yvonne Hughes 7 years ago

Lmao!

3points

#39

Break a pane of glass of the cabinet door and take the bowls out that way - instead of trying to open the door.

Tom Murphy Report

Final score:

35points

POST

Jace 7 years ago

Again, glass cutting tools...

10points

#40

Ok, listen carefully:
you'll need a rocket, a big rope, oxygen tank, parachute

how you do it:
tie the rope around a hook on your cupboard and shoot it to outer space....while in vaccum, do your chore and pull back to earth (we have stringed it right). shoot your parachute...don't die!!

P.S do wear your oxygen masks(unless you are immortal)
Same can be achieved underwater as well, but lets go universal!!!

Final score:

35points

Medhansh Vashisht

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Tito Ponce 7 years ago

You forgot the Rubber Chicken With A Pulley In The Middle

6points

#41

Sell it as a mordern art display and get enough money to by new stuff + you have a great story to tell everyone else!! 😉👍🏻

Final score:

34points

Line Gramhart

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Nicole Reber 7 years ago

Get a big tub and fill it with water. Make sure it's deep and that it's not too full. Open the cabinet, try to catch as many as you can and let the rest fall in the tub of water. This is definitely and 3 person job minimum.

6points

#42

Use a rolling pin to flatten your arm. Once flat simply slide it up and push the plates back into their place.

Final score:

33points

Ollie Johnson

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Jemima Rose 7 years ago

Unscrew the hinges of the door and slowly tip it from the top down to allow the dishes to only move slightly then have someone on a ladder reach in from the top to grab the dishes

6points

#43

Hans' solution: ignore the actual task, write so many comments on Bored Panda that at the end of the day you either have 1000 upvotes or 1000 downvotes...or both.

Final score:

32points

POST

Alexandra Lee 7 years ago

Hans!

4points

#44

Disguise yourself as Jigsaw from the Saw movies, kidnap some people, ask them to figure out how to solve the puzzle or you will kill them.

Final score:

31points

Maurice Wong

POST

Jim Yeandle 7 years ago

Perhaps you could take a piece of sheet metal about half the width of the door or about even with the vertical molding on the door. Carefully open the door just enough to slide the sheet metal up and against the dishes. This will likely require two people. Once the metal is in place open the door and while one holds the metal tightly against the shelves the other person can pull the dishes back up on the shelf.

6points

#45

Less dishes to wash, so definitely open it.

Final score:

30points

Valentin Vizuroiu

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John Waters 7 years ago

Simply acknowledge that there is no way to know the direction of time, other than referring to the idea that entropy increases in the direction of time as we think of it. Then ignore the reference and assume time is running backwards. Yay, the plates are fixing themselves!

1point

#46

Pour some chemicals on youself in a stormy night. Get struck by lightning. When you get speed force you know what to do.

Final score:

27points

Girish Yadav

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Katalin Molnar 7 years ago

open the water tap and let the water fill the room AND the cupboard. Then open carefully the cupboard: the porcelains will fall anyway but slowly enough to catch them! :)

2points

#47

Call your mom 🐺

Final score:

26points

Mohamed Amine Sg

POST

Melanie Dressed 7 years ago

Whatever you do, please tell us what happens!

5points

#48

Ok... Do you have an anti-mater partical displacement ray?

Final score:

24points

Calan Wilson

POST

Cassie 7 years ago

Anti-Mater? What's wrong with Mater? He's the most amusing tow-truck ever!

6points

#49

My husband mentioned trying to use a yardstick or something of that nature, partially opening the door and pushing them back. He also suggested getting your significant other drunk then having them open it, that way you can bring it up later and they will buy you a new set out of guilt.

Final score:

24points

Ebony Davis

POST

Mary Bittle 7 years ago

Why doesn't this one have more upvotes?!? C'mon, people!

0points

#50

Buy an octopus and sign it up to circus. It will learn tricks there and will be able to catch all the plates.

Final score:

24points

Radovan Adamov

POST

darubyprincess 4 years ago

yeah, seems legit

0points

#51

Riht click on the window, restore to an earlier time.
If is not Ok, install windows 10, should

Final score:

18points

Catalin Rârâitu

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Joshua Jeal 7 years ago

You'll need paper plates, bubble wrap, gaffa tape, the Internet and a towel. Tape up the cupboard and wrap in bubble wrap. Sell cupboard and contents on the Internet. Use paper plates instead. (Why the towel? Always carry a towel as it is the most useful thing an interstella hitchhiker can have.)

6points

#52

Try unplugging it.

Final score:

17points

Fairsher

POST

Ľubomír Krestián 7 years ago

Finally appropriate solution on #65

1point

#53

Wait for the next eartquake to shake them back in position, or fill the cupboard with water, put it in the fridge and when it's frozen open the cupboard, put the ice block in your bed and let it melt, your china is saved and your will have wet dreams that night....

Final score:

17points

Mathias Jansson

POST

Alejandra Jover 7 years ago

Hahahahhaaaaa!!!!

4points

#54

Create zero gravity.
Open without worrying .

Final score:

15points

Soumyak Dutta

POST

darubyprincess 4 years ago

Ok then. *opens user manual*

0points

#55

Put some thick blankets on the floor before opening the door; or ask someone to hold a blanket with them tightly to catch the falling plates.

Wenli Wang Report

Final score:

14points

POST

Brandy Bushway Evitts 7 years ago

You're gonna need a blowtorch, peanut butter and a plastic spoon...

10points

#56

Break the glass on the top panel and re-stack the plates before opening the door. That was easy.

Dân Nguyễn Report

Final score:

14points

POST

Savant 5 years ago

*staples button*

1point

#57

Get a big garbage bag and slide it up in there. Then just blow it up until it pushes everything back onto the shelf.

Final score:

13points

Joshua Rager

POST

Jerico Marte 7 years ago

i think this will work if done properly..

1point

#58

Have you tried resetting your router?

Final score:

13points

Can Cheng

POST

darubyprincess 4 years ago

Idk, maybe

0points

#59

Variation of a solution mentioned. Don't smash the glass pane next to the plates, get a glass cutter and cut the pane out while someone is pressing the other door tightly, so the bowls won't slip. Then reach in and remove the bowls.

Final score:

12points

Kathy Gerhardt

POST

#60

Host a Greek Wedding, let the plates smash, then add their replacement cost to the wedding invoice.

Final score:

12points

David Hood

POST

#61

Slide open the damn door and scream anti-materialism anthems.

Final score:

11points

Ynara Pinheiro

POST

#62

The misanthropist solution: call someone else without showing him what is wrong, glue his or her hand to the door, then leave. Rant at him or her if you hear cracking sounds.

Final score:

10points

POST

Jarrod Owens 7 years ago

pretty simple really, if you unhinge the door to the cabinet, you can open the cabinet from the top (like a draw bridge) and the cabinet door itself will catch/ support the dishes while you grab them from the top

8points

#63

Get the magic wand and say : Wingardium Leviosa!!! If you haven't mastered it, try Hogwarts!

Final score:

10points

Wisnu Widiarta

POST

Brittanica Stra 7 years ago

Hermione's Timeturner would also work, you could go back and take dishes out of cupboard before they would have fallen, then give them as a gift to Sirius Black to take on his trip on Buckbeak. They would be great to use in human or dog form.

3points

#64

Break the glass on the right side of the cupboard, and squeeze in a lot of pillows, or an entire cotton mattress. Then open the door, and the mattress will fall out and catch the plates.. hopefully.. :)

Final score:

9points

Rahul Rajan

POST

#65

I'm afraid the Internet cannot help you open the cupboard. You have to do it yourself.

Final score:

9points

Anthony Lee

POST

Jerico Marte 7 years ago

She's asking for solutions. Not trying to make the internet DO it for her. She will do it herself, once she gets the answer she thinks is most useful. Sheesh.

1point

#66

The Logopolis Solution: what you have is a problem of entropy. Your nice, ordered plates, suspended in the cupboard are tending dangeroysly to disorder. To solve this, simply create a Charged Vacuum Embointment into E-Space inside the cupboard so that the entropy can safely drain away. Just don't let some maniac get his hands on an Earth radio telescope circa 1970s or 80s, or else he could close the CVE which would shatter your plates instantly

Final score:

9points

Stephen Fogarty

POST

Jason Wright 7 years ago

You get a jellybaby for that one.

5points

#67

If my observation is correct, the door has a sliding mechanism, instead of being suspended by hinges. So you can slide it very carefully, until you're able to put your arm in and grab the plates.
But hey where's the fun in that ?
I suggest you steal the newly confiscated timeturner from hermiones office, turn back time and put the plates more carefully in the cupboard. Just to realize that by rearranging the plates, you changed everything and helped Voldemort win the battle at Hogwarts! fck...

Final score:

9points

Marco Andreas

POST

Angelle WEBB 7 years ago

Thank you! Finally someone with common sense!

0points

#68

Press the door while you slide it slowly until you can fit your hand in.

Wang Xiaoxin Report

Final score:

8points

POST

#69

Get a huge shopping bag, fill the bottom with bubble wrap. Lift the bag as close as possible to the draw opening. Get another person to hold the bag, open the draw and quickly grab as many of the plates as possible. Let the rest drop into the bag without harm.

Final score:

8points

Isaac Joe (Joe)

POST

amir ridhwan 7 years ago

Bring the cupboard approaching the speed of light. Time dilation will allow you to catch the falling bowls easily.

2points

#70

Reminiscent of Windows 95/XP....Try upgrading cupboard software.

Final score:

8points

Anthony Lawrence

POST

#71

Build a wall. Works every time.

Final score:

7points

Pedro Calado

POST

#72

Hire a group of programmers. Make them recreate the entire situation in a virtual reality scenario. Train your reflexes to learn how the plates will fall every time, and when you're consistently able to save them all from breaking, try it in real life.

Final score:

7points

Erik Salomão

POST

#73

you have to use the antigravity

Final score:

6points

enne N

POST

#74

A - A - B - X - Y - A - B - up - down - left - left- right - A - B - B - Y - X - select

Final score:

6points

Hootch Hummer

POST

#75

Wait until the next earthquake solves the problem.

Final score:

6points

Bianca Winkler

POST

#76

Bang on it with a wrench. I don't know how, but it works every time.

Final score:

6points

Leyla Goudie

POST

#77

If the plate is leaning against the glass, the claw track won’t allow the claw to get close enough to nab it. Use the claw to drag the one close to the drop zone. instead. Practice more!

Final score:

6points

C.J.

POST

#78

Open the left side and drill a hole in the dividing wood, big enough for your hand to fit through. Adjust plates. Patch and paint hole.

Final score:

5points

Michalene Baines

POST

#79

Gently remove the window glass above the plates and stick your hand in it. Eventually remove the glass on the underside to catch any falling plates. Good luck from the Netherlands 🇳🇱 😄

Final score:

4points

Bert Leijdekkers

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Elizabeth Schmitt 7 years ago

Did you try turning it off and on again?

0points

#80

1- Pray until Jesus apears
2- open the cupboard
3- ask Jesus for help you cleaning the mess

Final score:

4points

Caio Putz!

POST

#81

Enlist two strong people to help.Have the two people slowly tip the china cupboard backwards about 45 degrees until the bowls settle slowly, then simply open the door a hand's width, slide you hand in and turn the first bowl sideways and remove. Repeat.

Final score:

3points

Deborah Morrison

POST

#82

Ask people on Boredpanda, let them answer and wait until you guess you have 1 or 2 best answers are possible to do.

Final score:

3points

Bogie Satriyonegoro

POST

#83

A couple of things indicate that it is a sliding door that slides to the right. I feel one can safely slide the door by 4-5 inches to the right and insert ones left hand. You can take help from a left handed / ambidextrous friend to be safe.

Final score:

3points

Pallav Agrawal

POST

Pallav Agrawal (Submission author) 7 years ago

See the hardware on the bottom left, it is only found on sliding doors. It is at a place where there would typically be a hinge in a casement door. Also it seems to be a very large door pane, approx 4'X8', that size door is very uncommon in a crockery cabinet and would also require the mullions and transoms to be stronger (thicker)

0points

#84

Post a picture of your predicament on the Internet to seek advice!

Final score:

3points

Jonathan Mansell

POST

Melanie Gorman 7 years ago

And entertainment value to reduce the stress while figuring it out!

0points

#85

Hit the back button a couple of times.

Final score:

3points

Ula Baldwin

POST

#86

Remove the board from the back of the cabinet or the one on the top if it is a top shelf. You will have a better aproach and you won't destroy anything this way.

Final score:

3points

Dinita Nicole

POST

#87

Get a large stack of old newspapers, and a helper. Slip the paper in through a crack in the cupboard door. Continue until the empty space is filled with paper. Slowly and carefully open cupboard while friend is poised to catch, dishes. Maybe have 3rd person to take the dishes from the first so they can continue trying to stablize plates.

Final score:

3points

Amy Rahne

POST

#88

Look at the cupboard and rack your brain for a possible solution. When you don't find one; which you won't, just take one last look and start crying. Continue crying till your husband and kids come home and make them get you a new set or refuse to fulfill any motherly-Wifey duties.

Final score:

3points

Emmy Udoka

POST

Paul Hajdu 7 years ago

Invite over family and friends, cook a turkey or ham - big dinner. Ask nephew or niece to set the table. When dishes break parents of nephew or niece will buy replacements. Works best if there is already a rift between in-laws

1point

#89

Sit down. Relax. Find you inner center. Realize that we all - the whole cosmos - is linked. We're all one. We're all a tiny piece of something so big, we'd never understand. Take a deep breath. Open the cupboard. You shouldn't worry about the broken dishes and your bleeding face now.

Final score:

3points

Raphaelle Roux

POST

#90

Put up a sign "Cupboard Out Of Order"

Final score:

3points

Brian McDonald

POST

#91

Waiting for the best possible advice how to open the cupboard make sure you secure the door so it won't open with the pressure of the plates :-) or to much movement around the cupboard:-)and good luck! Don't smash the door glass, gently and carefully cut the glass (tools needed)big enough to take the plates out !They are beautuful :-) and don't replace the broken glass,leave it as something to remember by...

Final score:

2points

Caro Lka

POST

#92

Just break the plates, life is to short!!

Final score:

2points

Ally Cotterill

POST

Anna Catalano 7 years ago

Use the force...

2points

#93

Get a glass cutter cut hole in glass paine above or below to stick hand in - replace glass

Final score:

2points

David Calbert

POST

#94

Glass cutter to cut off the glass at the bottom. Put a cushion for the bowls to fall on. From the same hole you can slowly take the rest of the bowls off the cupboard.

Final score:

2points

Jennifer Low

POST

#95

the good plates are in the other cupboard

Final score:

2points

Roxa Linda

POST

#96

Open the top of the cabinet and get the plates. ask for a carpenter to do it for yah.

Final score:

2points

Jay Lozada

POST

#97

Paint the glass a dark color and ask some jerk neighbor to come for tea, cups are in the cupboard help your self 😉

Final score:

2points

Lisa Bidder

POST

#98

Buy a new cupboard and a new set of plates that look exactly the same as the current one. Place the new cupboard right in front of the existing, arrange the plates to your delight. Problem solved! Out of sight, out of mind!

Final score:

2points

Tommy Tham

POST

#99

Open and close the door quickly over and over again until they shift into a more stable position.

Final score:

2points

Stefaun Holland

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#100

Switch off thw lights..invite ur friends for a party.. ask one of em to open thw cupboard n grab some plates.. once they open n smash the plates..Ask em to pay for it..

Final score:

2points

Saravanan Anbazhagan

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#101

Get a pillow or something that is soft and have another person who is fast and precise to help you catch the bowls as you open it. They will start low and quickly go up as you open that thing. You will save some, you might smash some, but better then having it all hit the floor. Next time don't overload it.

Final score:

2points

Alan H

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#102

Take a tremendous poop on the floor where the plates will fall and then leave the room without wiping your bum.

Final score:

2points

Paul Stewart

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Paul Stewart (Submission author) 7 years ago

up vote it

1point

#103

She should blame the immigrants and vote for a right wing party.

Final score:

2points

Matthias Quent

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#104

Get two people to hold a blanket underneath and slowly open the door but keep the blanket close as u can to the cupboard

Final score:

2points

Lauren Stephens-Spence

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#105

Try putting the cupboard in rice.

Final score:

2points

Ridaa Hussain

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#106

Smash the plates and put a sticker on them saying "Made in China".

Problem solved.

Final score:

2points

Denis Parfenov Lobanok

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#107

things you need:
1.duck tape
2.scissors

four easy steps:
1. wrap the duck tape around the cupboard.
2. think about a fancy title like "untouchable" or "time would tell"
3. sell it to an art exhibit. profit.
4. buy new dishes and cupboard.

(if this happens again, repeat)

Final score:

2points

KenKen Nang

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#108

Call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' *gentelmen*, who'll go to work on the plates with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', dishes? I'ma get medieval on your ass.

Final score:

2points

Diego Etcheto

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#109

Or..... You could just open the door, wave your hand and yell "Arresto Momentum"

Final score:

2points

Viola Black

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#110

have a pint at the winchester and wait for this whole thing to blow over...

Final score:

2points

Brendan Raymond

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#111

Create a vacuum chamber,get an old Spacesuit from NASA.You got it babe.

Final score:

2points

Akash Thomas

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#112

Have Barry Allen aka the Flash go back in time to save his mom from being killed, creating a new time-line, a Flashpoint paradox in which the dishes are perfectly stacked and a monkey is in the White House

Final score:

2points

Adam Snow

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#113

Don't worry Ma'am, I have escalated the issue to our technical support team. If I were in your position, I would be frustrated too. Have you tried resetting your phone? Turn it off then turn it back on after a few minutes. That should work.

Final score:

2points

Patrick Boa

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#114

Place orange portal next to the cabinet then place the blue portal inside the cabinet, reach in and stack them neatly back inside then open the door. Problem Solved.

Final score:

2points

Caitlin Holcomb

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Scoth McBeast 7 years ago

How does one put the blue portal through the glass? I'm convinced the cube is needed.

0points

#115

Swish & flick your wand while saying wingardium leviosa.

P.S. It's pronounced "LeviOsa" NOT "LevioSA"

Final score:

2points

Penny Lane

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#116

Smash the bottom glass, Squeeze yourself into the cupboard. Make a selfie in the cupboard and rearrange the plates.

Final score:

2points

Miquel Kustner

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#117

Build a pillow fort in front of it and open the cabinet door and let it fall out with out breaking some of them.

Final score:

2points

Veeta Sharma

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#118

go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?

Final score:

2points

Oliver Runciman

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#119

A pane of glass cost much less then the china. break a pane above the dishes, reach in and arrange them then you can open the door!

Final score:

2points

John Young

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#120

Just open the door, let them break and then use the reparo charm on them. Merlin's beard, muggles are so dumb.

Final score:

2points

Sam Sykes

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#121

Pray they weren't expensive

Final score:

2points

Skunk Drunk

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#122

You must have done something by now. Tell us the outcome!!

Final score:

2points

Tongo Guns

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#123

Use Flipendo💥
or Alohomora-> Immobulus-> gather your dishes and put them in place
Or Alohomora-> booom -> repairo-> wingardium laviosa-> back in place.
Still fail? Use Avada Kedavra or yourself.

Final score:

2points

Shaheris Suhel

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#124

Have sex in next room. Bang against wall so hard cabinet falls down and breaks bowls. Blame husband. Go shopping
;)

Final score:

1point

Jasmine Greenshields

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#125

Open the back panel. It's normally made with thin wood.

Final score:

1point

Nicola Robinson

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#126

Build a wall and let the plates pay for it

Final score:

1point

Tobias Pfister

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#127

Maybe you should sell ur house at the very expensive price and add a few words about ur antique bowls.or just open a life insurance for ur bowl..

Final score:

1point

Deryza Lly

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#128

Put on a horror movie on Netflix and face it towards the cupboard. The crockery will move back in horror. Job done !!

Final score:

1point

Rachna

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#129

Whatever you do, make sure you record it and post it :)

Final score:

1point

Marek Novak

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#130

Call it art and sell it for money to buy new plates

Final score:

1point

nkjawrbfe

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#131

These plates are fragile millenials. That cupboard is an Ivy league campus. Never open into reality - they need their SAFE SPACE

Final score:

1point

John Spagnuolo

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#132

Wait for an earthquake and blame the earthquake.

Final score:

1point

Zakaria Boualaid

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#133

rewind!!!!!

Final score:

1point

Irene King

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Dan Musso 7 years ago

Jack up one side of the house til they fall back in place...tadaa

0points

#134

https://www.marathonhousewares.com/product-category/storage-cases/

Final score:

1point

Vishesh Chhabria

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#135

Call Donald Trump to grab them.

Final score:

1point

Jan Konečný

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#136

Remove the pane of glass on the right, should give you enough access.. .

Final score:

1point

Antony Rbe Bermuda

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#137

Remove the pane of glass on the right.

Final score:

1point

Antony Rbe Bermuda

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#138

Wingardium Leviosa

Final score:

1point

Kieran Stratton

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#139

Take the NON violence stand. Sit down on a comfy chair and meditate , meditate as long as your wishes come true . The plate will come to they own place by it self. Time does not exist in the Transcendent , so go and dive deep inside the transcendental state of consciousness. Bye the way many other problems will be solved till the plates come back to its own place! Enjoy

Final score:

1point

Jozef Kujundzic

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#140

Solution needs two persons: the first puts his(her) hand on the glass front of the plates. The second cuts the glass around that hand with a glass cutter. (s)he then opens the door slowly and grabs the plates as the other stays still.

Final score:

1point

Tozze Fik

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#141

Put a loose (baggy) and elastic fabric as a safenet underneath te door, full of small balls of styrofoam and open it maybe you'll safe some plates

Final score:

1point

Carolina Pinheiro

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#142

Destroy Earth. Problem solved.

Final score:

1point

Drago Zen

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#143

Try Clearing the cache memory!!!

Final score:

1point

Aditya Ranjan

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#144

Book a trip on a commercial space flight and simply slip the cupboard through as hand luggage. Once out of the atmosphere and the pull of earth's gravity is sufficiently reduced, open the door and rearrange the plates. Maybe think about putting them on the lower shelf next time so if it happens again they won't have as far to fall.

Final score:

1point

TheSecret CodeMachine

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#145

Get a camera > Videotape it > Get internet famous

Final score:

1point

Tomas Fridström

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#146

Simply cut the window on the right with a glass cutter and use the most trusted hand of yours and put the plates back.

Invite all Bored Panda users to dinner.

Final score:

1point

Catalin Scarlat

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#147

Let me come over and ask the dishes out on a date, they will all back away from me into their rightful places telling me they have a boyfriend.

Final score:

1point

Leao Nascimento Brown

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#148

look at the door, slide to right, and grab the dishes

Final score:

1point

Ricardo Lavado

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#149

Run back to the past using your speed force, where the dishes were still stacked and stop whoever created that chaos. But in doing so you'll be altering the timeline, but a few bowls are worth the risk. So run, Mother, RUN!

Final score:

1point

Rayvie Anthony Pecajas

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#150

Unscrew the cupboard door and slide it up til your hand fits under

Final score:

1point

Kyle McMonster

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Jacob Tanner 7 years ago

Probably can't unscrew it because the screws are normally on the inside of the hinges. But depending on the type of hinge you might be able to remove the hinge pins and do like you're suggesting.

0points

#151

Go to ninja training to master speed and accuracy until able to open and catch falling plates.

Kind%20of%20from%20The%20Matrix Report

Final score:

1point

Rin Rin

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#152

Do not try and save the bowls. That's impossible. Instead, only realize the truth... THERE ARE NO BOWLS. Then you will see that it is not the bowls that gets saved, it is yourself.

Final score:

1point

Sean Olivares

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#153

Pry off top of cabninet and grab all bowls, or get circular drill bill large enough for arm to move bowls back then glue the cut out hole back in place and paint over the cut lines

Final score:

1point

Cooper Johnson

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#154

Offer to babysit a friend's hyperactive children. "Accidentally" feed them too much sugar and let them loose near cupboard.

Final score:

1point

Mhairi Torrance

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#155

Get a long strip of duct tape, open the door just enough to slide it in front of danger zone dishes with the sticky side toward the cupboard body. When in place, secure tape to cupboard. Repeat as necessary. Open door, rearrange dishes as needed, remove tape.

Final score:

1point

Stephanie Valenta

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#156

Open the left cupboard and empty it.then open a hole through the wood or remove it.reach the plates through there.open.replace wood.jobs done

Final score:

1point

Τζων Φυστίκης

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#157

If u can slide the door open a smidge pass a long balloon and blow it up, repeat til full, then open.

Final score:

1point

John Mah

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#158

lay the cupboars horicontal down of its back on the ground or take a mattress under de door

Final score:

1point

Ruii Grich

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#159

Go to CERN and get a PhD in particle physics. Discover the graviton and anti-gravity. Create an anti gravity gun. Have earth invaded by aliens. Save the day using said gun. Remember this all started due to the damn plates. Come home and find the house a wreck but cupboard still intact. Use the gravity gun to get the plates out. Lose your shit when the battery runs out mid way smashing them to pieces. At least you saves earth.