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If it's your grandmother's priceless china I would opt for breaking a pane of glass
Place pillow or blanket under cabinet door open slowly trying to catch as many as possible if done slow enough and at right place all should be fine
Place a mattress close to the cupboard with no gap. If needed place lots of cushions on top. Open the cupboards. Ask your family to be ready and waiting to catch any of those falling dishes. if someone misses, they'll land safely on the cushions.
Go to the winchester have a pint and wait for this all the blow over
Get someone with large arms and hands, open the cupboard and watch the person dash left and right, trying to catch them all.
Why your there, make yourself useful by sitting down, glass of wine with a camera, ready to upload to you've been framed...
You'll have £250 to buy some new plates, and maybe a better cupboard...
Drill a hole in the top and fill cupboard with expanding foam
Pray - I hear that if you pray, your problems will be solved. Most likely, if you pray long enough, you will have a new problem and this one will somehow get forgotten.
find a very rich friend and have a drink at your house until wasted...ask your friend to get some bowls for you...he'll come back saying "i accidentally broke your porcelain collection, don't worry i'll replace them for you"
If it has a sliding door, slide open very carefully. The bowls wont drop till when u slide open more then half the bowl. As long as the gap is big enough to put your hands in, grab the outer most bowl and push it upwards against the glass and also push the rest inwards. When the bowls are safe, slide open the doors and rearrange your stuff.....
Get a cardboard box with bubble wrap, place it directly below the cupboard, open it slowly and let the plates fall into the bubble wrap. Some may break! It would be best to do this with someone else, then as you slowly open the cupboard, you can try to catch some of the plates!
Brake bottom glass, unless you can detach it whole
Insert fluffy pillow
Reach in with one arm holding the second plate, keeping preassure. Drop the plates one by one.
Good luck, no matter what something is going to break :)
Call your friends over, everyone have a glass of wine them tell them you are starting a new version of Jenga....
Take the hinge off of the cupboard, while someone supports it, then slowly tilt it down, and ease the plates down, you will need three people but it will work:)
No need to break anything. Very carefully pull the cabnet away from the wall, and then remove the back. After you finish removing the dishes you can put the cabnet back together.
Drywall over the cupboard and forget it. Let someone 100 years from now deal with it when they restore the house. Then the dishes will be worth 10 times the the amount. Hahaha...evil laugh.
Open the door to the left. Drill a hole in the wood. Drill the hole lower then the plates and in a up words angle then use a stick to push them back up
If you live someplace cold as people think Canada is, turn off you heat and open the doors to your house. Once everything is completely frozen in a block of carbon dioxide, use your chain saw to cut things free.
Place very thick mat underneath the falling direction of the cupboards...
If it is a slide door slide it slowly to edge of bowl stack and push to hold plates back while another person fully opens the cupboard and a third person supports other dishes
Get one of those long grab sticks and slowly work it in and grab the dish.
If it is a slide door slide it slowly to edge of bowl stack and push to hold plates back while another person fully opens the cupboard and a third person supports other dishes
Crack open slightly, slide in a bunch of dry/compressed sponges, and then squirt the with water.
Have you tried running it in hot water, and banging it on the kitchen counter?
Given that you have only one enemy: Gravity, you can have the solution only if you turn that enemy on your side. Move and place the entire cupboard horizontally and then open the door.
Open a little bit the door, and enter your arm and try to push them back carefully with your hand, and then organize them.
The cat solution: open the door, let the plates smash, blame it on the dog
up,up,down,right,left,right,left,b,a,select,start you will receive the Wingardium Leviosa spell. “It’s Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa, make the ‘gar’ nice and long.” your china will float while you open and retrieve the toppled set.
Build a super computer to calculate an answer to your question.
Wait 7 and a half million years. Hold a huge ceremonial audience and ask computer for the answer to your question.
How to Use the Force in Real Life – Jedi Training Manual http://www.deepermeditation.net/how-to-use-the-force-real-life-jedi-training-manual/
You need to go see Yoda... or hire Luke...it is the only simple and obvious solution...
Open the as quick as possible and throw the towel in under..
Slide the hutch away from the wall, remove the back panel and then remove the dishes.
Burn the whole house down! Trump is president! Nothing matters!!!
Remember the question is never to break or destroy any porcelain plates.
So will just remove any of the upper section of cupboard glass pieces which supports the porcelain plates by not disturbing them.It's costs only 200rs. Problrm Solved😎
Remove the trim, then the glass, from the lower left-corner frame. Carefully remove dishes and set down one by one. Repair and refinish opened frame.
Crack open slightly then spray expanding foam in to fill the area below the shelf.
Hit the restart button and forget it ever happened.
Blanket it out of your mind and accept the cupboard now belongs to the universe of things that can't be changed.
The Trump Solution: Build a wall around the cabinet, and forget about it!
Slide each deflated balloon and blew air inside then tied up and push end in then do again with next balloon until all full up. Then, open door a little enough for a hand to slide inside to lift bowls up.
Move it carefully to reveal the backside. If the furniture is not anything vintage ot expensive the backside is made out of cheap material nailed to the frame. Remove the backside and collect the goods. Easy! Trust me I am an engineer!
Answer from my 6 year old - and damnit it would work! Get a big plastic washbasin, fill with water and bubbles and place under the the door, so that the plates fall into the water when you open. Kids, go figure
Get a really Huge Box & fill it with polystyrene balls, open the door fingers crossed.
Take a long pause, get a nice and log bed sheet and nail it into the botton of the Cupboard, open it gently and try to catch them as they fall in the sheet, remember to have the sheet stretch in a nice angle.
Get a plastic tub and full it up with a big fluffy blanket or towels or even like packing peanuts. Prop it below the cuboard and let it catch them as they fall.
Take out a glass pane then push the plates in place?
Okay, boring answer here, break the glass above the bowls, reach in and remove precious items. Glass is easy and cheap to replace, no sentimental value. Good luck!
My co worker said - ask Trump! She bet Trump knows !! 😀😀
Get a few strong guys to gently flip the cupboard onto its back then unpack it all.
Sorry but its the only way
Try screaming profanities repeatedly. Usually does the trick.
Move the cupboard to Beast's castle so it can animate and then let the cupboard deal with it.
Pile pillows and soft blankets ontop of each other up to the opening of the cupboard. Slowwwwwly open it and let them gently slide onto the pillows and blankets. You're going to need them to be a huge wide pile so if they fall they won't hit the floor and won't slide off of each other. Have at least one other person to help catch plates that fall. Good luck!
Accept the loss and drink wine like the goddamn adult you are.
Go to the Dagobah system find Yoda and convince him to train you as a Jedi then go back and use the force to put the plates back on its place without opening the door...
Find all the dragon balls, wish for the dishes to be stacked once more
Open the cabinet door a slight amount and run some twine from the top of the cabinet to the bottom. Place it near or infront of the plates so its now positioned between the glass door and plates. Now tape the piece of twine to the top and bottom of the cabinet (not on the door!). Repeat this process until you have a nice web of twine over the plates to prevent falling. You should now be able to open the door and pull your plates out! This will only cost you some twine and tape. :)
Make a hole in the glass just in the middle of first falling plate, then put something to hold the plate while opening the cabinet slowly (use someone with you to help) it ill you can catch a hold them to send it back
Easy, obtain a porcelain magnet, place on the backside of the cabinet, which will pull the bowls back onto the shelf.
Listen to Scoop - Drop It and enjoy the Greek party!
Go to space and open it in zero gravity. BAM problem solved :)
I would cut the glass of the panel on top nicely so you can return it after your done with some silicon stick hands in stack plates in smaller stacks and not so high badabing badaboom ur done forget about itt
With someone, hold open a towel under when you open the door, they will fall smoothly on it !
use a diamond. cut a hole in the glass in the middle of the plate large enough to reach a hand in. stabilize the plates. open the door.
Drill a small hole and use foam spary . If one is not okay try make as much as possible
put a box of pillows under the door, gently open, try to let them drop one at a time…good luck. Sheesh. Tough.
Put a big tub of water under the cabinet. When the bowls fall in the water they are less likely to break.
Find all the dragon balls and wish them to be stacked again
Find a TV remote press PAUSE then rewind and now open the cabinet door!!
Just open the door super slow and grab one bowl while you open so they dont all fall
Drill a 3" diameter hole on top board gently, then get the plates. After that apply wood glue to the hole edges. And finally, place the left over circular piece of wood from the first step
Nice. Internet people are so helpful!
It appears to be a sliding door. Slooowly slide and watch. If the dishes stay in place and you can open so that the stile touches the edge or the outside bowl you may be able to insert a thin flat object to push back and hold while sliding it open further. Then grab the bowl.
Become a speedster and vibrate at the same frequency as the glass, this should allow you to pass your hand through the glass and put the plates back to the way they were.
CAUTION!!
DO NOT try going back in time, the alternate timeline may have some other stuff broken.
You take Pete's car, you drive over to Mum's, you go in, take care of Philip. Then you grab Mum, go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Place a mattress in front or under the shelf open it. Plates will fall and land safely!
Place feather pillow in laundry basket.
Put basket under the cabinet doors.
Barely open and let one or two out, remove and stack, open door and let a few more drop, stack, continue until all finished. Replace shelf and place dishes in a bin that fits on shelf.
Use a crane to tilt the whole house horizontally,this way you can open the door safely and arrange the plates.
Depends on what is more valuable, the glass on the door or the plates. I the plates are, I would carefully break the glass on right and replace after plates are saved.
Wat until your mother-in-law is around, open quickly and blame her :-))
The Zen solution: the plates are not about to fall; there are no plates.
Looks like a sliding door cabinet. You should be able to slide it open enough to stick your arm in since the glass will still be supporting the bowls.
cut the window above it out /remove grout or a glass cutter or break it and reach hand slowly or use one of those long handled utensils
Please just break the top side of windowglass and pick up one by one lol the least glass you will break
Build a sheet slide that leads to pillows or fill a huge storage bin with water and open the door.
Open the door slightly, with the use of a stick or something slide a metal rod or something under the last plate, place a strong magnet on the other side of the door, close it.
Use the strong magnet to move the metal rod up enough for you to open the door and insert your hand to re arrange them.
Push the window in with one hand and slightly slide it open, just enough to fit your hand in. Place plates back in where they belong, open and rearrange.
Open the other door of the cupboard and take all the plates. Thats it easy
Smash the glass above and sort them out from above.
Obtain a ouija board and contact the other side. Wait until approached by an evil spirit before packing it away. After a few days or so a poltergeist will usually restack much of your kitchen utensils and furniture for you through the night. Job done.
Drill a 6mm hole and put a wood stick of 5mm with gummi end through. Stabilize and open the door and moving the stick to let open the door.
Let's be realistic. It looks like a sliding door on the cupboard. Open it , let them fall. Have family there ready to catch and save whatever you can. Then go to the shop and replace what you lost. Or you could buy on line.
Another way, remove the bottom shelf and slowly lower it down, with the help of strong arms. Mayby you can save them that way.
Place some (or a lot of) pillows on where the plates would land.
Put the cupboard from the wall - very carefully - lay it on its back - open the door!
Id take the thin pieces of wood holding the glass panes off. Reglue them back once you get dishes out.......good luck! Id rather break a glass pane than lose my dishes....
Just in case the glass is all one pane, you could just use a glass cutter to open part of the cupboard, then, very slowly and carefully remove the lowest dishes while bracing the rest.
Climb on a ladder and remove the wood paneling at the top of cabinets also the glass. Use padded cloth to prevent any from sliding with a partner remove the dishes like Lincoln logs.
First, you'll have to invent a thingy. Then, drill a small hole in the glass, slip the thingy in, and lift the plates back onto the shelf. Easy peasy.
Practice good reflexes or have someone stand with you to catch the plates. Use thick gloves or a pillow to catch them.
You've got to move far away and start a whole new life with better bowls; there's no other way.
Push children back in uterus, played never stacked like that in first place. Reach into nearly stacked cupboard.
Lay the cupboard down horizontally. Ta-dah! Safe to open.
Place a (deep) tub/bucket full of water underneath the cupboard, open the door and let the plates fall in the water. Or ask Arnold Schwarzenegger to go back in time as Terminator to prevent the plates from falling off the shelf.
Move the whole huch over and pay it down and pull them out
Build a wall... #Trumpstyle... get the plates to pay for it..:
Stack as many pillows and couch cushions or anything soft on the ground. Open the cupboard slowly try to grab a few with your hand if any fall they fall on the soft stuff.
Big bowl of cornstarch and water, then open the cupboard slowly? Might absorb some of the damage
Skydive with the cupboard, open door and arrange the dishes.
Tell the plates to quit being disrespectful and return to their assigned seats.
Open a tiny bit, use a funnel to fill with beachsand, put it on back and open safely. Alternatively, take it in a plane, freejump and arrange in mid air... should work!
use pillow or cusion or big water container to reduce impact on floor.
Open door and react as fast as possible to stop more dishes to move ! get some extra hands for help !
Open the door just enough for you to insert a inflatable pool lifesaver or pool matress, leaving the the tip out, inflate it.
Open the door carefully.
Top left glass pane shoot it with BB gun so glass breaks quickly and doesn't move plates reach in and you are done
Put pillows or a mattress below the cupboard. As it opens let it fall on them.
Open VERY slightly. Slide in a metal T-bar. Turn it sideways to prop up bowls until you can get your arm in the hold up the bowls.
Take gender study,graduate,dye your hair red,wear big glasses,become a feminist and blame it on the patriarchy.Success rate -100% but now you can blame the patriachy.
Just leave it like that. Keep the photo you took of these plates. Then compile all these answers and keep it for the next generation. Your grandchild and great grand child will either have something to brag about or embarrassment to carry for the rest of their lives. Or smash everything and get it over and done with.
Use a sheet of thin plastic acrylic (or two)between the door and shelving. his should be strong enough to support the plates long enough for you to get to the plates.
Grab several pillows to place on the floor to catch the fragile porcelain plates. I'd do that.
Get a neighbour to help. Open the door slowly until said friend can hold the plates in place, move them slowly and carefully onto the counter and put them back in neatly.
You need to devise an event that violates the second law of thermodynamics. Reverse entropy. Such as an anti-earthquake, or better still give the cupboard enough time that it spontaneously bursts into life. It's internals will re-arrange themselves to a more efficient system.
Move whole thing a foot or two forward then lean it back against the wall. If you get it right it should be safe to open.
Let them crash, and then give them new life using Kintsukuroi, Japanese ceramic repair method, which uses gold to fill cracks and splits.
Let Belle and Beast fall in love again. The plates will be human again in no time. Then you won't have to worry about them breaking
Go to centeral city, wait for the particle accelorator to explode, get struck by lightning and become the Flash. Use your super speed to catch all the plates
Empty the rest of the cupboard and then lay it down flat and open it.
Play "Black Beatles". Then open left shelf to rearrange. Trust me I've seen it on videos.
Open the door slightly and slowly slide your hand in just enough to hold them in place. Then inch the door open more and more while correcting the tilting dishes.
Place cushions or a soft blanket on whatever the plates would land on if you opened the cupboard and the floor. Hold a blanket or towel (something to catch them in) and ask someone else to open the door whilst you try to catch them as they fall
Door appears to slide. Slide slightly; brace plates and slide open cabinet. You're welcome.
Just have a mattress on the ground to help the fall not shatter the bowls. Have a second person standing there so that none of the bowls fall off the mattress. Genius, someone hire me.
You could cut open the glass if its not valueable. cut open a hole in the glass and reach in and pull out the plates
Hire an entire army of those guys that spin plates on sticks. Train them for a year on catching falling plates and then give them this final task to complete their work.
Saw a hole into the top, reach in and re-arrange. I hope the hutch doesn't reach the ceiling.
Cut the upper window with a glass cutter to be able to restack te plates
If it's individual panes of glass you could remove the vertical wooden crosspiece on top to remove the glass and rearrange the bowls from above.
Keep the door closed, Break the glass above it and reach in from above with gloves and a shirt wrapped around your arm so you don't cut yourself. Replacing the glass on the door is easy.
Have George Soros fund A protest about the plates. That usually fixes things
Vote for Trump. Make the cupboard great again so all the plates are stacked.
If you have thin arms open door slowly and quickly insert arms to stabalize plates, if not possible consider placing a pillow in cabinent to catch plates.... Wait does that door slide. If so slide open a crack and fix plates....
Get a laundry basket, put a comforter in it so it's very padded. Have someone hold right under cabinet and someone else slowly open. Catch some with hand, others go into soft basket. Good luck!
Try to maneuver the ones that are immediately falling with the door of the cupboard (place something soft around the area to catch the falling plates)and use the door to push the others from falling if it fails still would save some of the plates.
Cut out one of the top windows, remove from above, replace window...
If you're canadian, just say "I'm sorry" to your dishes.
Either put couch cushions or other type of padding on the ground below you might loose some but not all. Or as my mother suggested call a glass cutter to have them come out and cut the glass.
Play syrtos music and then let the plates fall down. Enjoy with your new syrtos plates breaker machine #partyhard
Place a pillow or a mattress under the cupboard so that when it falls your pillow will cushion it preventing it from breaking...
Gather strong woman, at least 4. Then together you tilt the entire cupboard back intill it is safe to open without breaking the plates. Then leave it there and drink wine.
Glass breaker on the right side... slowly move everything in their position. Replace the glass later haha.
Open the other side of the door and push your left hand to put the dishes in place again.
Smash the glass above.and under to.support the plates. The glass os only cheap to replace. But those plates look expensive
Cut out the top pane of class, and take out the plates from the top.
Step one move to Tebet
Step two master telekinesis
Step three save china
Hold door closed and gently tilt it forward until all the plates are a safe distance to the floor and at a controlled pace let them slide out onto a soft surface.
Make a 50 cm hole on the right side of the cupboard. Push some garden gnomes through the hole to help you out. Reward them one by one.
Slide the door to the right (it's a sliding door I presume) just until your arm fits in, then lift the plates.
The China cost thousands and the glass cost 10 bucks!! Break glass and problem solved.
Cannot tell for sure from the photo, but it seems a sliding door to me. That means you have to take the grip and slide it to the right.
Get some heavy furniture sliders and carefully put them under the legs if the armoire, if possible. Slide it away from the wall, then tip it backwards to about a 45 degree angle, then the dishes will fall back in place. Open the door, take out any stacks of dishes, turn the armoire upright, put bowls back in proper place.
I'd just remove the glass pane on the right and grab the dishes
You should be able to slowly open it and stick your left hand in to hold it from falling
Call the Enterprise and have them beam the plates out.
Here is a really great link on crafts you can do with broken china. http://www.countryliving.com/diy-crafts/g2416/repurposed-broken-china/?
Move the cabinet away from the wall and at the back (depending on weather it's a cheap cabinet or not) there may be U shaped nails you can pry out to get to the bowls from behind.
Get Trump to help you...he'll make them great again ;)
Accept the new reality you live in where you'll never use a plate again.
While someone firmly holds the door in place unscrew the hinges of the door, then slowly tilt the door toward you while letting plates settle on the door as you lay it flat. The 2nd person can hold/catch any other plates that are at risk of falling. No broken windows or dishes. If the hinges are inside the doors then You're Screwed.
How this even happened, are you shooting abnormal activities movie in your house :)
yeah, best is to somehow spray soft removable insulation in there. The kind used to fill up walls.
Even better just 'break' the glass next to it and go in with your hand. Cut the glass next to it with glass-circle-cutter like what you see in the movies.
Go in if you can with one or two pillows and try to slide the whole thing/dishes back.
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What if you unscrew the hinges to cabinet door? Have someone keep it held in place during then slowly open from the top in a downward motion n reach down n grab the dishes .
Get our ur wands. Repeat after me....."Wingardium Leviosa" Do not forget to flick and swish!
Some real help, I'd try shoving a yardstick or wire hanger under the cabinet door and try to support them, or push them back into place, then open the door. I would try and fashion a tool for this job!! Your other choice, be faster then the cupboard door😞
If the dishes are less than $55, open the door clean up and replace. If they are sentimentally important then read on.
Using a glass cutter and a cheap suction cup, remove the glass above plates. Cost to remove ~$5 (cutter $2.50, suction cup- $2.00; available @ Home Depot)
Cost to replace glass door (assuming single pane 2x3) ~$50 (cost only)
Call Macgyver. He'll sort it with a paper clip and a stick of gum.
Assuming multiple panes of glass, remove top two panes of glass by prying out the center muntin, other material holding glass may need to be cut away. Then, standing on a ladder, reach down from above.
Try to restart the device and if that doesn't work unplug it, wait for 10 seconds and turn it on again....
1. Target the plates as a single object.
2. Press the pause button.
3. Cut door with Ctrl+X.
4. ???
5. Profit!
If possible, move the cupboard 90 degrees clock wise and bend it to laying down to get back the plates to proper place :-D
Just lay it low to the back side then open the window. *Captain obvious is here waiting window to open so he can fly away
Buy some Silly String (as used at parties). Open the door a tiny crack and spray it everywhere. Gradually open the door while still spraying. Plates will be held safely in place much like a Spiderman villain.
Open a little crack, stick a yard stick in there to push the plates back. Open the door.
Break the glass pane next to the one where the plates are resting, make it safe then move the plates. Just have to replace the pane of glass then and not the expensive plates.
Unscrew the cabinet door and lift it up from the bottom to push the plates back up. Don't even have to bother catching them some how.
Slide a big balloon or many balloons through, inflate them inside so they take the weight of the plates, open the press slightly and slide your hand in to hold the plates and put them back in place
It seems like a cabinet with slide doors... This kind of cabinet normaly have 2 doors... Simply slide the other door as much as you can and them try to reach the plates... If you have only 1 door, them the only way is cut the glass, but even then you have to be very careful because it will not be easy, you might broke 1 or 2...
With 5kg hammer, smash the other side of the wall. Get the plates. Have dinner.
It is clear on what you must do! Open the cupboard as fast as humanly possible and hold out your arms quickly and catch as many as possible. Or just do what that one guy said and sell it to an art museum and title it 'Frozen in Time.' However, please record and post if you decide to do what I have advised!
Build a basket made out of sponges, hold it under the cupboard and then open it.
Tape the right window, break the glass gently, tape would prevent the glass spread, take out some broken pieces. Get the plates.Viola!
Just nail the door shut and leave it- after all, it's famous now.
Open door slightly - put in empty balloon - inflate balloon gently - open door wider - grab plates
gg easy
Burn the house down. Then think back to the time when saving those dishes was a major priority...
Use a stool, break the glass above the plates/ bowls collect the bowls. Clean the broken glass up, get a nice looking plate and bowl rack. Place the bowls and plates and replace the broken glass with new.
Use the stool to stand on, not to break the glass.
Get a lazy person to do it and say she/he has to clean the mess if the plates get broken.
Organize a Greek Night, call your friends, open a sirtaki music, drink some uozo and open the door when you are dancing
Pad the counter tops and floor with as many towels and blankets as possible, then open the door and yell timber! Lol. Unless they are valuable like one guy said, then cut out the pane of glass on the right side.
Fuck it just let them bitches hit the ground their obviously not being used or they wouldn't have gotten that way in the first place👌🏻✌🏻
Take front to the cupboard later then lay down to the back after open the windows 😋😋😋
Open the right side just enough to get your hand through. The bowls are perpendicular to the shelf and should give a little room to open without the bowls falling
Gotta go at it from the top - Mission Impossible style. Restack dishes without triggering the alarm. Problem solved.
Take the hinges off and slide the door up. After the first inch the corner can slide in for more maneuverability.
I take it the panes of glass are removable, either held with putty, or pins, as they would have been put it last when the cupboard was made. Remove the pane of glass next to the plates and remove the plates. Put the glass back in.
Hold a stretched bedsheet underneath with some people keeping it held there and open the cupboard so they can fall safely into the stretched sheet.
They look like plastic plates open the door you should be OK.
Place on eBay and auction as collection only... No longer your problem
Place on eBay and auction as collection only... No longer your problem
Ask Kim Kardashian to stand ass-facing next to the cupboard. Open slowly.The plates will fall on her ass and be saved. With luck, a few might hit her head. Wash saved plates with Holy water before reusing.
Firstly, slide the door open as much as you can, even an inch is good enough. Then, flood the base with as much soft cloth as possible for it to act as a cushion. Get a wooden spatula with some cloth (extra grip and cushioning) attached to the end to prop the falling plates as you open the door slowly. Now you should have enough space to squeeze a hand through and rearrange the plates. It'll be a 2 man effort. And it should work. Hopefully...
Get ALL of your pillows and pile them up underneath. At least a few will survive.
Buy super glue & live stream either here or or to youtube.
Drill a hole in the wall behind the shelf, take the plates out carefully and close the hole again.. ezpz
To actually save them buy thin piece of sheet metal run it all the way up the glass. Once metal is above the top of the door and bottom duck tape the hell out of it. Then once door it open slowly start rolling the tin back from the side till you can get your arm in to remove the dishes.
Set fire to the cupboard and when starts burning around the bowls (using fire retardant gloves) grab the bowls and......run!
Take Pete'/ car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
I agree with the post that said to tilt the cabinet back and then open the doors.
Wow this is an incredibly easy task. looking at the angle of the plates and in which the picture is taken i can tell this is a rather large cupboard. all you will need is some tape for the following tape the doors together so they wont accidentally open while completing step two slide the cupboard forward roughly 11 inches lean the cupboard back so that the top is safely being held by the wall that appears to be behind it cut off the tape open the cupboard and retrieve your precious plates.
Place a large quantity of pillows, blankets, clothes, or even sofa cushions on the floor around the cabinet so that when they fall, they'll land on the soft pile of whatever you use. Of course, some might bounce, so I would recommend using a mixture of pillows/cushions and blankets/clothes, this way if the dishes bounce they'll still have something soft to break the fall.
Using a glass drill bit, drill a small hole in the glass, right in the middle of the front plate. Take a wooden dowel, with some silly putty (or poster putty) on the end, and then slide it through the hole to push the plates back (and hold them in place while you open the door. When you're done, you can cover up the hole with some glass art.
to solve this problem were going to need 3 people and one basin of water the first person should hold the basin of water in front of the door the second will have to open very quickly the door than the first person should be very agile and catch the porcelains that we see are already going down by placing the basin in there path the third person must in the same time put a stop to the cascade by placing his hand on the rest of the porcelain
In Japan some people would use gold to fix broken glasswear. Because they believed that having been broken it was then more valuable than when it was whole. So open the cabinet and then hire a goldsmith to put them all back together.
Best bet is to break the top two glass windows... Break all the top windows! Then you can just say it's from IKEA ... no one will question the cabinet and you plates are saved!
Best of luck!
You should go and ask Dr. Strange to teach you how you stop time
Sounds silly. But i would get every comforter, sheet, throw blanket, and pillow. Heck even the couch cushions. And lay them out everywhere and cusion the floor mainly and areas near by. Open the doors. And see if the odds are in your favor that day.
Put a bunch of pillows on the floor and open, catch whatever you can by hand at the same time
Call upon the power of the gods and unleash their wrath upon the mortal beings of the galaxy. As soon as entire races begin to die, the Avengers should appear and a final battle between good and evil will occur on earth. Thanos will appear with his infinity gauntlet and somehow be defeated by Vision without the power of the mindstone. The cataclysmic event will create a shockwave so powerful that it will push the plates back into their original state.
Problem Solved.
You need two chopsticks and a rubber band. Two incase you miss the first time.
Open the door and let the place smash on the ground. They're just plates.
Let them break, put all the pieces in a box and sell your china on internet. Blame the shipping company for mis-handling your merchandize.
Vualá!
open door slightly, insert plastic hanger and swoosh dishes back in.
Smash the glass on the top right side grab inside pick plates ...
No! Just go to sleep as in "inception"... then you will have the time to do everything you want! :-)
Ask Mike Pence, he knows how to make things straight again...
Move it forward then tilt it back while someone opens it and takes plates out
Get a professional carpenter to cut the glass that's holding the dishes in place, then firmly hold the glass steady, still in place while he removes the door from the hinges itself. Afterwards very carefully, while still holding the piece of glass, slowly lowering the door, reach behind it and remove the dishes! Good luck with it!!
Open the cupboard to the left, drill a couple of holes through and use long bamboo skewers to support the dishes while you slowly ease the door open and reach around.
Carefully remove two panes of glass above, reorganise your dishes and open door.
Take hold of the cupboard handle and pull open the door.
I would open the door wide enough to squeeze a very small midget in there and have them straighten the dishes up.
Hire a professional juggler, plate spinner and seal. Get a bucket of popcorn and watch the performance.
Cut a hole in the glass, in the middle of the first bowl, just big enough to fit your hand/arm through. Push the stack of bowls back and open the door.
Lay a thick layer of mattress on the floor then open it. If some of it chips/cracks/breaks, at least most of them are still doing good.
Put a mattress or a bunch of pillows right under where the plates are going to fall. Voila
1. Get a blow up item
2. Open door enough to feed blow up item into bottom level of cupboard, while leaving the tube out of the cracked door.
3. Blow up the item, creating a soft surface
4. Carefully open door and let plates fall slowly onto soft surface (you may still want to try to catch them as they fall best you can.
I think this can actually work if you try it.
Back with the cabinet in front als tilt it backwards.
Use a technique police and thieves use on car doors to open the lock. "Slide a piece of FLOSS or very thin string between the door and cabinet several times slowly slide this web of string across the cabinet to the dishes forming a safety net secure with tape and then slowly open the door a bit and put a piece of foam directly under the dish avalanche and open slowly...Good Luck..
Just play jenga with the plates as you open the cupboard slowly loser has to clean the mess :,)
Lay the cabinet backwards then open door and fix ahelf and plates. Good Luck
Put layers of thick foam pads or a mattress on the floor then open the cabinet with ease.
put something fluffy underneath!!! fluffy works every time!
Wash a plate. You won't believe how quickly the full set will appear dirty in your sink.
Burn the house down, blame it on faulty wiring. Have insurance buy new porcelain.
Move to a fault line area and hope for a small quake to reposition the bowls.
Put cushions and pillows on the floor then open the cupboard and let them fall
Slide the door open little by little until you can squueze in your hand and until you can reach in to get the nearest bowl and take them out one by one. Prepare for a long night..
Get an ice hockey goalie glove, open the door, catch the plates before they have far to fall. The goalie glove is large enough to catch all the plates. Be sure to Youtube it so you can make the next NHL draft. You will then be making enough money to afford to buy a replacement set for that time when it all happens again and you can't find your goalie glove.
Ask Dio Brando to use Ze Warudo to stop time as you open the door. Then quickly grab the plates and put them in a safe place before time resumes.
Say you will build a wall and everyone will vote for you to make the cupboard great again.
It looks like the door to the left is open. If no divider just reach in and push them back up. if not, slide some cardboard or thin plywood between glass and bowls then open. But earlier answer of tilting the cabinet backwards is most reasonable, provided cabinet is not built in.;
Put pillows and soft cushions or duvets around where the bowls will fall, they will fall on the soft items and not smash!
Shrink firefighters and post them through the keyhole. They might need a trampoline, string and straws.
Call your best friend who has horrible OCD, he will fix it in no time
