#1001

If it's your grandmother's priceless china I would opt for breaking a pane of glass

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#1002

Place pillow or blanket under cabinet door open slowly trying to catch as many as possible if done slow enough and at right place all should be fine

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#1003

Place a mattress close to the cupboard with no gap. If needed place lots of cushions on top. Open the cupboards. Ask your family to be ready and waiting to catch any of those falling dishes. if someone misses, they'll land safely on the cushions.

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#1004

Go to the winchester have a pint and wait for this all the blow over

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#1005

Get someone with large arms and hands, open the cupboard and watch the person dash left and right, trying to catch them all.
Why your there, make yourself useful by sitting down, glass of wine with a camera, ready to upload to you've been framed...

You'll have £250 to buy some new plates, and maybe a better cupboard...

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#1006

Drill a hole in the top and fill cupboard with expanding foam

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#1007

1. Build A Wall.
2. Grab them by the p###y.

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#1008

Pray - I hear that if you pray, your problems will be solved. Most likely, if you pray long enough, you will have a new problem and this one will somehow get forgotten.

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#1009

Put a mattress on the floor and open the door

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#1010

find a very rich friend and have a drink at your house until wasted...ask your friend to get some bowls for you...he'll come back saying "i accidentally broke your porcelain collection, don't worry i'll replace them for you"

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#1011

If it has a sliding door, slide open very carefully. The bowls wont drop till when u slide open more then half the bowl. As long as the gap is big enough to put your hands in, grab the outer most bowl and push it upwards against the glass and also push the rest inwards. When the bowls are safe, slide open the doors and rearrange your stuff.....

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#1012

Get a cardboard box with bubble wrap, place it directly below the cupboard, open it slowly and let the plates fall into the bubble wrap. Some may break! It would be best to do this with someone else, then as you slowly open the cupboard, you can try to catch some of the plates!

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#1013

Brake bottom glass, unless you can detach it whole
Insert fluffy pillow
Reach in with one arm holding the second plate, keeping preassure. Drop the plates one by one.
Good luck, no matter what something is going to break :)

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#1014

Call your friends over, everyone have a glass of wine them tell them you are starting a new version of Jenga....

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#1015

Take the hinge off of the cupboard, while someone supports it, then slowly tilt it down, and ease the plates down, you will need three people but it will work:)

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#1016

No need to break anything. Very carefully pull the cabnet away from the wall, and then remove the back. After you finish removing the dishes you can put the cabnet back together.

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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That assumes a free-standing cupboard, which this does not look like.

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#1017

Drywall over the cupboard and forget it. Let someone 100 years from now deal with it when they restore the house. Then the dishes will be worth 10 times the the amount. Hahaha...evil laugh.

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#1018

Open the door to the left. Drill a hole in the wood. Drill the hole lower then the plates and in a up words angle then use a stick to push them back up

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#1019

If you live someplace cold as people think Canada is, turn off you heat and open the doors to your house. Once everything is completely frozen in a block of carbon dioxide, use your chain saw to cut things free.

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#1020

Place very thick mat underneath the falling direction of the cupboards...

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#1021

If it is a slide door slide it slowly to edge of bowl stack and push to hold plates back while another person fully opens the cupboard and a third person supports other dishes

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#1022

Get one of those long grab sticks and slowly work it in and grab the dish.

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#1023

If it is a slide door slide it slowly to edge of bowl stack and push to hold plates back while another person fully opens the cupboard and a third person supports other dishes

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#1024

Crack open slightly, slide in a bunch of dry/compressed sponges, and then squirt the with water.

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#1025

If you are from Greece, just open it!

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#1026

Use the force young Jedi

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#1027

Have you tried running it in hot water, and banging it on the kitchen counter?

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#1028

Given that you have only one enemy: Gravity, you can have the solution only if you turn that enemy on your side. Move and place the entire cupboard horizontally and then open the door.

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#1029

Investigate how this happened and just undo it

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#1030

Open a little bit the door, and enter your arm and try to push them back carefully with your hand, and then organize them.

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#1031

The cat solution: open the door, let the plates smash, blame it on the dog

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#1032

up,up,down,right,left,right,left,b,a,select,start you will receive the Wingardium Leviosa spell. “It’s Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa, make the ‘gar’ nice and long.” your china will float while you open and retrieve the toppled set.

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#1033

Call David Blaine.

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#1034

Build a super computer to calculate an answer to your question.
Wait 7 and a half million years. Hold a huge ceremonial audience and ask computer for the answer to your question.

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#1035

How to Use the Force in Real Life – Jedi Training Manual http://www.deepermeditation.net/how-to-use-the-force-real-life-jedi-training-manual/

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#1036

You need to go see Yoda... or hire Luke...it is the only simple and obvious solution...

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#1037

Tell them to do the mannequin challenge

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#1038

Open the as quick as possible and throw the towel in under..

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#1039

Turn to cupboard around and open the back

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#1040

Buy some new plates.

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#1041

Slide the hutch away from the wall, remove the back panel and then remove the dishes.

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#1042

Burn the whole house down! Trump is president! Nothing matters!!!

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#1043

Remember the question is never to break or destroy any porcelain plates.
So will just remove any of the upper section of cupboard glass pieces which supports the porcelain plates by not disturbing them.It's costs only 200rs. Problrm Solved😎

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#1044

Coconut oil

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#1045

Remove the trim, then the glass, from the lower left-corner frame. Carefully remove dishes and set down one by one. Repair and refinish opened frame.

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#1046

Crack open slightly then spray expanding foam in to fill the area below the shelf.

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#1047

Put coco butter on it

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#1048

Open glass from the top

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#1049

Hit the restart button and forget it ever happened.
Blanket it out of your mind and accept the cupboard now belongs to the universe of things that can't be changed.

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#1050

The Trump Solution: Build a wall around the cabinet, and forget about it!

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#1051

Slide each deflated balloon and blew air inside then tied up and push end in then do again with next balloon until all full up. Then, open door a little enough for a hand to slide inside to lift bowls up.

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#1052

Move it carefully to reveal the backside. If the furniture is not anything vintage ot expensive the backside is made out of cheap material nailed to the frame. Remove the backside and collect the goods. Easy! Trust me I am an engineer!

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#1053

Answer from my 6 year old - and damnit it would work! Get a big plastic washbasin, fill with water and bubbles and place under the the door, so that the plates fall into the water when you open. Kids, go figure

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#1054

Get a really Huge Box & fill it with polystyrene balls, open the door fingers crossed.

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#1055

Why on earth do you have so many dishes? ;)

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#1056

Take a long pause, get a nice and log bed sheet and nail it into the botton of the Cupboard, open it gently and try to catch them as they fall in the sheet, remember to have the sheet stretch in a nice angle.

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#1057

Get a plastic tub and full it up with a big fluffy blanket or towels or even like packing peanuts. Prop it below the cuboard and let it catch them as they fall.

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#1058

Take out a glass pane then push the plates in place?

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#1059

Okay, boring answer here, break the glass above the bowls, reach in and remove precious items. Glass is easy and cheap to replace, no sentimental value. Good luck!

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#1060

My co worker said - ask Trump! She bet Trump knows !! 😀😀

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#1061

Get a few strong guys to gently flip the cupboard onto its back then unpack it all.
Sorry but its the only way

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#1062

Try screaming profanities repeatedly. Usually does the trick.

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#1063

Have a protest..its seems to be a cureall..

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#1064

Move the cupboard to Beast's castle so it can animate and then let the cupboard deal with it.

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#1065

Take the back of the cupboard off.

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#1066

Plug it in first...

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#1067

Pile pillows and soft blankets ontop of each other up to the opening of the cupboard. Slowwwwwly open it and let them gently slide onto the pillows and blankets. You're going to need them to be a huge wide pile so if they fall they won't hit the floor and won't slide off of each other. Have at least one other person to help catch plates that fall. Good luck!

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#1068

Accept the loss and drink wine like the goddamn adult you are.

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#1069

Put it in rice

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#1070

Go to the Dagobah system find Yoda and convince him to train you as a Jedi then go back and use the force to put the plates back on its place without opening the door...

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#1071

Find all the dragon balls, wish for the dishes to be stacked once more

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#1072

Open the cabinet door a slight amount and run some twine from the top of the cabinet to the bottom. Place it near or infront of the plates so its now positioned between the glass door and plates. Now tape the piece of twine to the top and bottom of the cabinet (not on the door!). Repeat this process until you have a nice web of twine over the plates to prevent falling. You should now be able to open the door and pull your plates out! This will only cost you some twine and tape. :)

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#1073

Make a hole in the glass just in the middle of first falling plate, then put something to hold the plate while opening the cabinet slowly (use someone with you to help) it ill you can catch a hold them to send it back

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#1074

Easy, obtain a porcelain magnet, place on the backside of the cabinet, which will pull the bowls back onto the shelf.

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#1075

Listen to Scoop - Drop It and enjoy the Greek party!

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#1076

Go to space and open it in zero gravity. BAM problem solved :)

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#1077

I would cut the glass of the panel on top nicely so you can return it after your done with some silicon stick hands in stack plates in smaller stacks and not so high badabing badaboom ur done forget about itt

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#1078

There is no plate

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#1079

With someone, hold open a towel under when you open the door, they will fall smoothly on it !

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#1080

They are ugly, let them break!

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#1081

use a diamond. cut a hole in the glass in the middle of the plate large enough to reach a hand in. stabilize the plates. open the door.

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#1082

Drill a small hole and use foam spary . If one is not okay try make as much as possible

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#1083

put a box of pillows under the door, gently open, try to let them drop one at a time…good luck. Sheesh. Tough.

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#1084

Put the cupboard in rice

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#1085

Put a big tub of water under the cabinet. When the bowls fall in the water they are less likely to break.

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#1086

Find all the dragon balls and wish them to be stacked again

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#1087

Take your cupboard to outer space!

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#1088

Find a TV remote press PAUSE then rewind and now open the cabinet door!!

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#1089

Just open the door super slow and grab one bowl while you open so they dont all fall

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#1090

Drill a 3" diameter hole on top board gently, then get the plates. After that apply wood glue to the hole edges. And finally, place the left over circular piece of wood from the first step

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#1091

Use your Time machine and go a few minutes back

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#1092

Tape dresser to the floor, flip house upside down

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#1093

Wingardium leviosa

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#1094

Nice. Internet people are so helpful!
It appears to be a sliding door. Slooowly slide and watch. If the dishes stay in place and you can open so that the stile touches the edge or the outside bowl you may be able to insert a thin flat object to push back and hold while sliding it open further. Then grab the bowl.

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#1095

You deserve that lady.....

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#1096

Hold Alt and press F4

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#1097

Become a speedster and vibrate at the same frequency as the glass, this should allow you to pass your hand through the glass and put the plates back to the way they were.
CAUTION!!
DO NOT try going back in time, the alternate timeline may have some other stuff broken.

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#1098

You take Pete's car, you drive over to Mum's, you go in, take care of Philip. Then you grab Mum, go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

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#1099

Don't

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#1100

Call Mesut özell

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#1101

Go to the church and pray to God...

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#1102

Place a mattress in front or under the shelf open it. Plates will fall and land safely!

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#1103

Ask jeeves

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#1104

Fuck her right in the pussy

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#1105

Place feather pillow in laundry basket.
Put basket under the cabinet doors.
Barely open and let one or two out, remove and stack, open door and let a few more drop, stack, continue until all finished. Replace shelf and place dishes in a bin that fits on shelf.

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#1106

Use a crane to tilt the whole house horizontally,this way you can open the door safely and arrange the plates.

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#1107

Depends on what is more valuable, the glass on the door or the plates. I the plates are, I would carefully break the glass on right and replace after plates are saved.

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#1108

Wat until your mother-in-law is around, open quickly and blame her :-))

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#1109

The Zen solution: the plates are not about to fall; there are no plates.

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#1110

Keep it closed

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#1111

Accept defeat

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#1112

Looks like a sliding door cabinet. You should be able to slide it open enough to stick your arm in since the glass will still be supporting the bowls.

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#1113

cut the window above it out /remove grout or a glass cutter or break it and reach hand slowly or use one of those long handled utensils

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#1114

Please just break the top side of windowglass and pick up one by one lol the least glass you will break

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#1115

Build a sheet slide that leads to pillows or fill a huge storage bin with water and open the door.

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#1116

Open the door slightly, with the use of a stick or something slide a metal rod or something under the last plate, place a strong magnet on the other side of the door, close it.
Use the strong magnet to move the metal rod up enough for you to open the door and insert your hand to re arrange them.

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#1117

Turn off gravity in your home and then voila!

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#1118

Only Rajanikant can help you here.

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#1119

Push the window in with one hand and slightly slide it open, just enough to fit your hand in. Place plates back in where they belong, open and rearrange.

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#1120

Open the other door of the cupboard and take all the plates. Thats it easy

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#1121

Smash the glass above and sort them out from above.

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#1122

Obtain a ouija board and contact the other side. Wait until approached by an evil spirit before packing it away. After a few days or so a poltergeist will usually restack much of your kitchen utensils and furniture for you through the night. Job done.

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#1123

Drill a 6mm hole and put a wood stick of 5mm with gummi end through. Stabilize and open the door and moving the stick to let open the door.

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#1124

Let's be realistic. It looks like a sliding door on the cupboard. Open it , let them fall. Have family there ready to catch and save whatever you can. Then go to the shop and replace what you lost. Or you could buy on line.
Another way, remove the bottom shelf and slowly lower it down, with the help of strong arms. Mayby you can save them that way.

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#1125

There are no bowls, because their is no spoon.

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#1126

Place some (or a lot of) pillows on where the plates would land.

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#1127

Put the cupboard from the wall - very carefully - lay it on its back - open the door!

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#1128

Id take the thin pieces of wood holding the glass panes off. Reglue them back once you get dishes out.......good luck! Id rather break a glass pane than lose my dishes....

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#1129

Just in case the glass is all one pane, you could just use a glass cutter to open part of the cupboard, then, very slowly and carefully remove the lowest dishes while bracing the rest.

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#1130

Climb on a ladder and remove the wood paneling at the top of cabinets also the glass. Use padded cloth to prevent any from sliding with a partner remove the dishes like Lincoln logs.

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#1131

First, you'll have to invent a thingy. Then, drill a small hole in the glass, slip the thingy in, and lift the plates back onto the shelf. Easy peasy.

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#1132

Buy a reverse gravitational device :D

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#1133

Practice good reflexes or have someone stand with you to catch the plates. Use thick gloves or a pillow to catch them.

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#1134

You've got to move far away and start a whole new life with better bowls; there's no other way.

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#1135

Push children back in uterus, played never stacked like that in first place. Reach into nearly stacked cupboard.

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#1136

Lay the cupboard down horizontally. Ta-dah! Safe to open.

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#1137

Place a (deep) tub/bucket full of water underneath the cupboard, open the door and let the plates fall in the water. Or ask Arnold Schwarzenegger to go back in time as Terminator to prevent the plates from falling off the shelf.

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#1138

Move the whole huch over and pay it down and pull them out

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#1139

Use the force, like any half good Jedi.

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#1140

Build a wall... #Trumpstyle... get the plates to pay for it..:

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#1141

Send it to space. No gravity - no problem.

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#1142

Stack as many pillows and couch cushions or anything soft on the ground. Open the cupboard slowly try to grab a few with your hand if any fall they fall on the soft stuff.

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#1143

Leave the fine art alone.

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#1144

Big bowl of cornstarch and water, then open the cupboard slowly? Might absorb some of the damage

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#1145

Skydive with the cupboard, open door and arrange the dishes.

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#1146

Tell the plates to quit being disrespectful and return to their assigned seats.

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#1147

Open a tiny bit, use a funnel to fill with beachsand, put it on back and open safely. Alternatively, take it in a plane, freejump and arrange in mid air... should work!

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#1148

Put it in rice.

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#1149

use pillow or cusion or big water container to reduce impact on floor.
Open door and react as fast as possible to stop more dishes to move ! get some extra hands for help !

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#1150

Open the door just enough for you to insert a inflatable pool lifesaver or pool matress, leaving the the tip out, inflate it.
Open the door carefully.

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#1151

Top left glass pane shoot it with BB gun so glass breaks quickly and doesn't move plates reach in and you are done

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#1152

Put pillows or a mattress below the cupboard. As it opens let it fall on them.

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#1153

Open VERY slightly. Slide in a metal T-bar. Turn it sideways to prop up bowls until you can get your arm in the hold up the bowls.

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#1154

Take gender study,graduate,dye your hair red,wear big glasses,become a feminist and blame it on the patriarchy.Success rate -100% but now you can blame the patriachy.

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#1155

Just leave it like that. Keep the photo you took of these plates. Then compile all these answers and keep it for the next generation. Your grandchild and great grand child will either have something to brag about or embarrassment to carry for the rest of their lives. Or smash everything and get it over and done with.

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#1156

Use a sheet of thin plastic acrylic (or two)between the door and shelving. his should be strong enough to support the plates long enough for you to get to the plates.

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#1157

Grab several pillows to place on the floor to catch the fragile porcelain plates. I'd do that.

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#1158

Put pillows on the ground then open

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#1159

Get a neighbour to help. Open the door slowly until said friend can hold the plates in place, move them slowly and carefully onto the counter and put them back in neatly.

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#1160

Get a glass cutter a carefully cut a pane out

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#1161

You need to devise an event that violates the second law of thermodynamics. Reverse entropy. Such as an anti-earthquake, or better still give the cupboard enough time that it spontaneously bursts into life. It's internals will re-arrange themselves to a more efficient system.

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#1162

Move whole thing a foot or two forward then lean it back against the wall. If you get it right it should be safe to open.

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#1163

Let them crash, and then give them new life using Kintsukuroi, Japanese ceramic repair method, which uses gold to fill cracks and splits.

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#1164

Let Belle and Beast fall in love again. The plates will be human again in no time. Then you won't have to worry about them breaking

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#1165

Go to centeral city, wait for the particle accelorator to explode, get struck by lightning and become the Flash. Use your super speed to catch all the plates

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#1166

Empty the rest of the cupboard and then lay it down flat and open it.

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#1167

Play "Black Beatles". Then open left shelf to rearrange. Trust me I've seen it on videos.

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#1168

Open the door slightly and slowly slide your hand in just enough to hold them in place. Then inch the door open more and more while correcting the tilting dishes.

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#1169

Place cushions or a soft blanket on whatever the plates would land on if you opened the cupboard and the floor. Hold a blanket or towel (something to catch them in) and ask someone else to open the door whilst you try to catch them as they fall

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#1170

Door appears to slide. Slide slightly; brace plates and slide open cabinet. You're welcome.

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#1171

Please... just teleport to the Moon.

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#1172

Just have a mattress on the ground to help the fall not shatter the bowls. Have a second person standing there so that none of the bowls fall off the mattress. Genius, someone hire me.

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#1173

Thanks Obama.

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#1174

You could cut open the glass if its not valueable. cut open a hole in the glass and reach in and pull out the plates

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#1175

Hire an entire army of those guys that spin plates on sticks. Train them for a year on catching falling plates and then give them this final task to complete their work.

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#1176

Thanks Obama.

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#1177

Saw a hole into the top, reach in and re-arrange. I hope the hutch doesn't reach the ceiling.

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#1178

Cut the upper window with a glass cutter to be able to restack te plates

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#1179

If it's individual panes of glass you could remove the vertical wooden crosspiece on top to remove the glass and rearrange the bowls from above.

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#1180

Cry and Contemplate your life choices

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#1181

Keep the door closed, Break the glass above it and reach in from above with gloves and a shirt wrapped around your arm so you don't cut yourself. Replacing the glass on the door is easy.

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#1182

Have George Soros fund A protest about the plates. That usually fixes things

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#1183

Vote for Trump. Make the cupboard great again so all the plates are stacked.

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#1184

If you have thin arms open door slowly and quickly insert arms to stabalize plates, if not possible consider placing a pillow in cabinent to catch plates.... Wait does that door slide. If so slide open a crack and fix plates....

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#1185

let the damn things fall and buy a new set lmfao

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#1186

Get a laundry basket, put a comforter in it so it's very padded. Have someone hold right under cabinet and someone else slowly open. Catch some with hand, others go into soft basket. Good luck!

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#1187

Try to maneuver the ones that are immediately falling with the door of the cupboard (place something soft around the area to catch the falling plates)and use the door to push the others from falling if it fails still would save some of the plates.

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#1188

Cut out one of the top windows, remove from above, replace window...

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#1189

Thanks Trump and Pense

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#1190

If you're canadian, just say "I'm sorry" to your dishes.

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#1191

This is one hell of a #mannequinchallenge

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#1192

Either put couch cushions or other type of padding on the ground below you might loose some but not all. Or as my mother suggested call a glass cutter to have them come out and cut the glass.

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#1193

Play syrtos music and then let the plates fall down. Enjoy with your new syrtos plates breaker machine #partyhard

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#1194

Place a pillow or a mattress under the cupboard so that when it falls your pillow will cushion it preventing it from breaking...

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#1195

Gather strong woman, at least 4. Then together you tilt the entire cupboard back intill it is safe to open without breaking the plates. Then leave it there and drink wine.

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#1196

Glass breaker on the right side... slowly move everything in their position. Replace the glass later haha.

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#1197

Use your brain!!!! Think for yourself!

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#1198

Open the other side of the door and push your left hand to put the dishes in place again.

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#1199

Smash the glass above.and under to.support the plates. The glass os only cheap to replace. But those plates look expensive

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#1200

Cut out the top pane of class, and take out the plates from the top.

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#1201

Buy new dishes you're screwed

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#1202

Step one move to Tebet
Step two master telekinesis
Step three save china

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#1203

Hold door closed and gently tilt it forward until all the plates are a safe distance to the floor and at a controlled pace let them slide out onto a soft surface.

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#1204

Make a 50 cm hole on the right side of the cupboard. Push some garden gnomes through the hole to help you out. Reward them one by one.

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#1205

Slide the door to the right (it's a sliding door I presume) just until your arm fits in, then lift the plates.

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#1206

The China cost thousands and the glass cost 10 bucks!! Break glass and problem solved.

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#1207

Did you try removing the battery?

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#1208

Cannot tell for sure from the photo, but it seems a sliding door to me. That means you have to take the grip and slide it to the right.

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#1209

Get some heavy furniture sliders and carefully put them under the legs if the armoire, if possible. Slide it away from the wall, then tip it backwards to about a 45 degree angle, then the dishes will fall back in place. Open the door, take out any stacks of dishes, turn the armoire upright, put bowls back in proper place.

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#1210

Don't.

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#1211

I'd just remove the glass pane on the right and grab the dishes

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#1212

You should be able to slowly open it and stick your left hand in to hold it from falling

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#1213

Call the Enterprise and have them beam the plates out.

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#1214

The truth is, there are no plates.

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#1215

Here is a really great link on crafts you can do with broken china. http://www.countryliving.com/diy-crafts/g2416/repurposed-broken-china/?

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#1216

Search for a tutorial on YouTube.

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#1217

Move the cabinet away from the wall and at the back (depending on weather it's a cheap cabinet or not) there may be U shaped nails you can pry out to get to the bowls from behind.

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#1218

Get Trump to help you...he'll make them great again ;)

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#1219

Accept the new reality you live in where you'll never use a plate again.

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#1220

While someone firmly holds the door in place unscrew the hinges of the door, then slowly tilt the door toward you while letting plates settle on the door as you lay it flat. The 2nd person can hold/catch any other plates that are at risk of falling. No broken windows or dishes. If the hinges are inside the doors then You're Screwed.

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#1221

How this even happened, are you shooting abnormal activities movie in your house :)

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#1222

yeah, best is to somehow spray soft removable insulation in there. The kind used to fill up walls.

Even better just 'break' the glass next to it and go in with your hand. Cut the glass next to it with glass-circle-cutter like what you see in the movies.

Go in if you can with one or two pillows and try to slide the whole thing/dishes back.

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#1223

stabilizēt durvis, stiklu pret traukiem uzspiest. izņemt augšējo, brīvo stiklu. izņemt traukus. Noteikti kādam jātur stikls ar rokām pret traukiem, lai vibrācijas ir vājas.

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#1224

What if you unscrew the hinges to cabinet door? Have someone keep it held in place during then slowly open from the top in a downward motion n reach down n grab the dishes .

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#1225

Get our ur wands. Repeat after me....."Wingardium Leviosa" Do not forget to flick and swish!

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#1226

Some real help, I'd try shoving a yardstick or wire hanger under the cabinet door and try to support them, or push them back into place, then open the door. I would try and fashion a tool for this job!! Your other choice, be faster then the cupboard door😞

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#1227

If the dishes are less than $55, open the door clean up and replace. If they are sentimentally important then read on.

Using a glass cutter and a cheap suction cup, remove the glass above plates. Cost to remove ~$5 (cutter $2.50, suction cup- $2.00; available @ Home Depot)

Cost to replace glass door (assuming single pane 2x3) ~$50 (cost only)

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#1228

Call state farm ....Ask for Jake. .. Yeah

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#1229

Call Macgyver. He'll sort it with a paper clip and a stick of gum.

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#1230

Be really careful.

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#1231

Assuming multiple panes of glass, remove top two panes of glass by prying out the center muntin, other material holding glass may need to be cut away. Then, standing on a ladder, reach down from above.

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#1232

Call the fantastic four..

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#1233

Try to restart the device and if that doesn't work unplug it, wait for 10 seconds and turn it on again....

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#1234

Put it in rice.

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#1235

1. Target the plates as a single object.
2. Press the pause button.
3. Cut door with Ctrl+X.
4. ???
5. Profit!

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#1236

If possible, move the cupboard 90 degrees clock wise and bend it to laying down to get back the plates to proper place :-D

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#1237

Just lay it low to the back side then open the window. *Captain obvious is here waiting window to open so he can fly away

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#1238

Buy some Silly String (as used at parties). Open the door a tiny crack and spray it everywhere. Gradually open the door while still spraying. Plates will be held safely in place much like a Spiderman villain.

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#1239

Open a little crack, stick a yard stick in there to push the plates back. Open the door.

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#1240

Simple.

Just be fast.

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#1241

Break the glass pane next to the one where the plates are resting, make it safe then move the plates. Just have to replace the pane of glass then and not the expensive plates.

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#1242

Unscrew the cabinet door and lift it up from the bottom to push the plates back up. Don't even have to bother catching them some how.

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#1243

Ctrl + z

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#1244

Slide a big balloon or many balloons through, inflate them inside so they take the weight of the plates, open the press slightly and slide your hand in to hold the plates and put them back in place

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#1245

It seems like a cabinet with slide doors... This kind of cabinet normaly have 2 doors... Simply slide the other door as much as you can and them try to reach the plates... If you have only 1 door, them the only way is cut the glass, but even then you have to be very careful because it will not be easy, you might broke 1 or 2...

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#1246

With 5kg hammer, smash the other side of the wall. Get the plates. Have dinner.

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#1247

Turn the lights off. Problem solved. 💡

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#1248

It is clear on what you must do! Open the cupboard as fast as humanly possible and hold out your arms quickly and catch as many as possible. Or just do what that one guy said and sell it to an art museum and title it 'Frozen in Time.' However, please record and post if you decide to do what I have advised!

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#1249

Build a basket made out of sponges, hold it under the cupboard and then open it.

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#1250

Tape the right window, break the glass gently, tape would prevent the glass spread, take out some broken pieces. Get the plates.Viola!

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#1251

Don't stack them like an invalid

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#1252

buy the Portal Bundle Pack at Steam.. problem solve

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#1253

Just nail the door shut and leave it- after all, it's famous now.

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#1254

Open door slightly - put in empty balloon - inflate balloon gently - open door wider - grab plates
gg easy

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#1255

Burn the house down. Then think back to the time when saving those dishes was a major priority...

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#1256

Use a stool, break the glass above the plates/ bowls collect the bowls. Clean the broken glass up, get a nice looking plate and bowl rack. Place the bowls and plates and replace the broken glass with new.

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Use the stool to stand on, not to break the glass.

#1257

Get a lazy person to do it and say she/he has to clean the mess if the plates get broken.

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#1258

Organize a Greek Night, call your friends, open a sirtaki music, drink some uozo and open the door when you are dancing

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#1259

Call Ghost Busters . 📺

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#1260

Pad the counter tops and floor with as many towels and blankets as possible, then open the door and yell timber! Lol. Unless they are valuable like one guy said, then cut out the pane of glass on the right side.

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#1261

Fuck it just let them bitches hit the ground their obviously not being used or they wouldn't have gotten that way in the first place👌🏻✌🏻

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#1262

Take front to the cupboard later then lay down to the back after open the windows 😋😋😋

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#1263

Open the other door! Daah!

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#1264

Smash glass in adjacent door

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#1265

Open the right side just enough to get your hand through. The bowls are perpendicular to the shelf and should give a little room to open without the bowls falling

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#1266

Gotta go at it from the top - Mission Impossible style. Restack dishes without triggering the alarm. Problem solved.

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#1267

Take the hinges off and slide the door up. After the first inch the corner can slide in for more maneuverability.

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#1268

I take it the panes of glass are removable, either held with putty, or pins, as they would have been put it last when the cupboard was made. Remove the pane of glass next to the plates and remove the plates. Put the glass back in.

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#1269

Hold a stretched bedsheet underneath with some people keeping it held there and open the cupboard so they can fall safely into the stretched sheet.

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#1270

They look like plastic plates open the door you should be OK.

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#1271

Place on eBay and auction as collection only... No longer your problem

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#1272

Place on eBay and auction as collection only... No longer your problem

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#1273

Just let it drop.

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#1274

Ask Kim Kardashian to stand ass-facing next to the cupboard. Open slowly.The plates will fall on her ass and be saved. With luck, a few might hit her head. Wash saved plates with Holy water before reusing.

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#1275

The dress is blue...

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#1276

Firstly, slide the door open as much as you can, even an inch is good enough. Then, flood the base with as much soft cloth as possible for it to act as a cushion. Get a wooden spatula with some cloth (extra grip and cushioning) attached to the end to prop the falling plates as you open the door slowly. Now you should have enough space to squeeze a hand through and rearrange the plates. It'll be a 2 man effort. And it should work. Hopefully...

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#1277

Just let got...

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#1278

Get ALL of your pillows and pile them up underneath. At least a few will survive.
Buy super glue & live stream either here or or to youtube.

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#1279

Drill a hole in the wall behind the shelf, take the plates out carefully and close the hole again.. ezpz

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#1280

To actually save them buy thin piece of sheet metal run it all the way up the glass. Once metal is above the top of the door and bottom duck tape the hell out of it. Then once door it open slowly start rolling the tin back from the side till you can get your arm in to remove the dishes.

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#1281

Set fire to the cupboard and when starts burning around the bowls (using fire retardant gloves) grab the bowls and......run!

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#1282

Take Pete'/ car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

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#1283

I agree with the post that said to tilt the cabinet back and then open the doors.

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#1284

Wingardium leviosa the heck out of those plates.

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#1285

Wow this is an incredibly easy task. looking at the angle of the plates and in which the picture is taken i can tell this is a rather large cupboard. all you will need is some tape for the following tape the doors together so they wont accidentally open while completing step two slide the cupboard forward roughly 11 inches lean the cupboard back so that the top is safely being held by the wall that appears to be behind it cut off the tape open the cupboard and retrieve your precious plates.

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#1286

Place a large quantity of pillows, blankets, clothes, or even sofa cushions on the floor around the cabinet so that when they fall, they'll land on the soft pile of whatever you use. Of course, some might bounce, so I would recommend using a mixture of pillows/cushions and blankets/clothes, this way if the dishes bounce they'll still have something soft to break the fall.

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#1287

Using a glass drill bit, drill a small hole in the glass, right in the middle of the front plate. Take a wooden dowel, with some silly putty (or poster putty) on the end, and then slide it through the hole to push the plates back (and hold them in place while you open the door. When you're done, you can cover up the hole with some glass art.

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#1288

to solve this problem were going to need 3 people and one basin of water the first person should hold the basin of water in front of the door the second will have to open very quickly the door than the first person should be very agile and catch the porcelains that we see are already going down by placing the basin in there path the third person must in the same time put a stop to the cascade by placing his hand on the rest of the porcelain

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#1289

In Japan some people would use gold to fix broken glasswear. Because they believed that having been broken it was then more valuable than when it was whole. So open the cabinet and then hire a goldsmith to put them all back together.

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#1290

Best bet is to break the top two glass windows... Break all the top windows! Then you can just say it's from IKEA ... no one will question the cabinet and you plates are saved!

Best of luck!

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#1291

You should go and ask Dr. Strange to teach you how you stop time

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#1292

Sounds silly. But i would get every comforter, sheet, throw blanket, and pillow. Heck even the couch cushions. And lay them out everywhere and cusion the floor mainly and areas near by. Open the doors. And see if the odds are in your favor that day.

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#1293

Put a bunch of pillows on the floor and open, catch whatever you can by hand at the same time

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#1294

Call upon the power of the gods and unleash their wrath upon the mortal beings of the galaxy. As soon as entire races begin to die, the Avengers should appear and a final battle between good and evil will occur on earth. Thanos will appear with his infinity gauntlet and somehow be defeated by Vision without the power of the mindstone. The cataclysmic event will create a shockwave so powerful that it will push the plates back into their original state.

Problem Solved.

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#1295

You need two chopsticks and a rubber band. Two incase you miss the first time.

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#1296

Open the door and let the place smash on the ground. They're just plates.

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#1297

Let them break, put all the pieces in a box and sell your china on internet. Blame the shipping company for mis-handling your merchandize.
Vualá!

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#1298

open door slightly, insert plastic hanger and swoosh dishes back in.

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#1299

Put pillows and blankets all over the floor and open.

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#1300

Smash the glass on the top right side grab inside pick plates ...

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#1301

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#1302

No! Just go to sleep as in "inception"... then you will have the time to do everything you want! :-)

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#1303

Ask Mike Pence, he knows how to make things straight again...

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#1304

Move it forward then tilt it back while someone opens it and takes plates out

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#1305

Get a professional carpenter to cut the glass that's holding the dishes in place, then firmly hold the glass steady, still in place while he removes the door from the hinges itself. Afterwards very carefully, while still holding the piece of glass, slowly lowering the door, reach behind it and remove the dishes! Good luck with it!!

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#1306

Open the cupboard to the left, drill a couple of holes through and use long bamboo skewers to support the dishes while you slowly ease the door open and reach around.

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#1307

Carefully remove two panes of glass above, reorganise your dishes and open door.

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#1308

Take hold of the cupboard handle and pull open the door.

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#1309

Use the Force....

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#1310

I would open the door wide enough to squeeze a very small midget in there and have them straighten the dishes up.

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#1311

Hire a professional juggler, plate spinner and seal. Get a bucket of popcorn and watch the performance.

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#1312

Cut a hole in the glass, in the middle of the first bowl, just big enough to fit your hand/arm through. Push the stack of bowls back and open the door.

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#1313

Lay a thick layer of mattress on the floor then open it. If some of it chips/cracks/breaks, at least most of them are still doing good.

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#1314

Put a mattress or a bunch of pillows right under where the plates are going to fall. Voila

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#1315

1. Get a blow up item
2. Open door enough to feed blow up item into bottom level of cupboard, while leaving the tube out of the cracked door.
3. Blow up the item, creating a soft surface
4. Carefully open door and let plates fall slowly onto soft surface (you may still want to try to catch them as they fall best you can.

I think this can actually work if you try it.

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#1316

Remove one pane of glass

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#1317

Back with the cabinet in front als tilt it backwards.

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#1318

Use a technique police and thieves use on car doors to open the lock. "Slide a piece of FLOSS or very thin string between the door and cabinet several times slowly slide this web of string across the cabinet to the dishes forming a safety net secure with tape and then slowly open the door a bit and put a piece of foam directly under the dish avalanche and open slowly...Good Luck..

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#1319

This is an emergency! Break the glass!

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#1320

Just play jenga with the plates as you open the cupboard slowly loser has to clean the mess :,)

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#1321

Lay the cabinet backwards then open door and fix ahelf and plates. Good Luck

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#1322

Put layers of thick foam pads or a mattress on the floor then open the cabinet with ease.

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#1323

Open it. Put chair next to it. Blame on kids

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#1324

put something fluffy underneath!!! fluffy works every time!

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#1325

Wash a plate. You won't believe how quickly the full set will appear dirty in your sink.

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#1326

Burn the house down, blame it on faulty wiring. Have insurance buy new porcelain.

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#1327

Move to a fault line area and hope for a small quake to reposition the bowls.

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#1328

Do a mannequin challenge

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#1329

Put cushions and pillows on the floor then open the cupboard and let them fall

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#1330

Cover the entire room with pillows. Then open.

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#1331

Slide the door open little by little until you can squueze in your hand and until you can reach in to get the nearest bowl and take them out one by one. Prepare for a long night..

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#1332

Get an ice hockey goalie glove, open the door, catch the plates before they have far to fall. The goalie glove is large enough to catch all the plates. Be sure to Youtube it so you can make the next NHL draft. You will then be making enough money to afford to buy a replacement set for that time when it all happens again and you can't find your goalie glove.

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#1333

Put it in rice.

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#1334

Ask Dio Brando to use Ze Warudo to stop time as you open the door. Then quickly grab the plates and put them in a safe place before time resumes.

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#1335

Contact Marvel for 'Flash'

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#1336

Say you will build a wall and everyone will vote for you to make the cupboard great again.

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#1337

Pretend nothing happend and go to sleep!

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#1338

It looks like the door to the left is open. If no divider just reach in and push them back up. if not, slide some cardboard or thin plywood between glass and bowls then open. But earlier answer of tilting the cabinet backwards is most reasonable, provided cabinet is not built in.;

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#1339

Put pillows and soft cushions or duvets around where the bowls will fall, they will fall on the soft items and not smash!

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#1340

Let that shit drop onto a matress or a blanket

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#1341

Shrink firefighters and post them through the keyhole. They might need a trampoline, string and straws.

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#1342

Call your best friend who has horrible OCD, he will fix it in no time

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