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Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses
#1001
Place a mattress close to the cupboard with no gap. If needed place lots of cushions on top. Open the cupboards. Ask your family to be ready and waiting to catch any of those falling dishes. if someone misses, they'll land safely on the cushions.
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Go to the winchester have a pint and wait for this all the blow over
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#1003
Get someone with large arms and hands, open the cupboard and watch the person dash left and right, trying to catch them all. Why your there, make yourself useful by sitting down, glass of wine with a camera, ready to upload to you've been framed... You'll have £250 to buy some new plates, and maybe a better cupboard...
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#1004
Drill a hole in the top and fill cupboard with expanding foam
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#1006
Pray - I hear that if you pray, your problems will be solved. Most likely, if you pray long enough, you will have a new problem and this one will somehow get forgotten.
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#1008
find a very rich friend and have a drink at your house until wasted...ask your friend to get some bowls for you...he'll come back saying "i accidentally broke your porcelain collection, don't worry i'll replace them for you"
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#1009
If it has a sliding door, slide open very carefully. The bowls wont drop till when u slide open more then half the bowl. As long as the gap is big enough to put your hands in, grab the outer most bowl and push it upwards against the glass and also push the rest inwards. When the bowls are safe, slide open the doors and rearrange your stuff.....
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#1010
Get a cardboard box with bubble wrap, place it directly below the cupboard, open it slowly and let the plates fall into the bubble wrap. Some may break! It would be best to do this with someone else, then as you slowly open the cupboard, you can try to catch some of the plates!
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#1011
Brake bottom glass, unless you can detach it whole Insert fluffy pillow Reach in with one arm holding the second plate, keeping preassure. Drop the plates one by one. Good luck, no matter what something is going to break :)
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#1012
Call your friends over, everyone have a glass of wine them tell them you are starting a new version of Jenga....
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#1013
Take the hinge off of the cupboard, while someone supports it, then slowly tilt it down, and ease the plates down, you will need three people but it will work:)
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#1014
No need to break anything. Very carefully pull the cabnet away from the wall, and then remove the back. After you finish removing the dishes you can put the cabnet back together.
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#1015
Drywall over the cupboard and forget it. Let someone 100 years from now deal with it when they restore the house. Then the dishes will be worth 10 times the the amount. Hahaha...evil laugh.
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#1016
Open the door to the left. Drill a hole in the wood. Drill the hole lower then the plates and in a up words angle then use a stick to push them back up
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#1017
If you live someplace cold as people think Canada is, turn off you heat and open the doors to your house. Once everything is completely frozen in a block of carbon dioxide, use your chain saw to cut things free.
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#1018
Place very thick mat underneath the falling direction of the cupboards...
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#1019
If it is a slide door slide it slowly to edge of bowl stack and push to hold plates back while another person fully opens the cupboard and a third person supports other dishes
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#1020
Get one of those long grab sticks and slowly work it in and grab the dish.
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#1021
If it is a slide door slide it slowly to edge of bowl stack and push to hold plates back while another person fully opens the cupboard and a third person supports other dishes
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#1022
Crack open slightly, slide in a bunch of dry/compressed sponges, and then squirt the with water.
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#1025
Have you tried running it in hot water, and banging it on the kitchen counter?
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#1026
Given that you have only one enemy: Gravity, you can have the solution only if you turn that enemy on your side. Move and place the entire cupboard horizontally and then open the door.
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#1028
Open a little bit the door, and enter your arm and try to push them back carefully with your hand, and then organize them.
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#1029
The cat solution: open the door, let the plates smash, blame it on the dog
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#1030
up,up,down,right,left,right,left,b,a,select,start you will receive the Wingardium Leviosa spell. “It’s Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa, make the ‘gar’ nice and long.” your china will float while you open and retrieve the toppled set.
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#1032
Build a super computer to calculate an answer to your question. Wait 7 and a half million years. Hold a huge ceremonial audience and ask computer for the answer to your question.
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#1033
How to Use the Force in Real Life – Jedi Training Manual http://www.deepermeditation.net/how-to-use-the-force-real-life-jedi-training-manual/
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#1034
You need to go see Yoda... or hire Luke...it is the only simple and obvious solution...
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#1036
Open the as quick as possible and throw the towel in under..
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#1039
Slide the hutch away from the wall, remove the back panel and then remove the dishes.
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#1040
Burn the whole house down! Trump is president! Nothing matters!!!
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#1041
Remember the question is never to break or destroy any porcelain plates. So will just remove any of the upper section of cupboard glass pieces which supports the porcelain plates by not disturbing them.It's costs only 200rs. Problrm Solved😎
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#1043
Remove the trim, then the glass, from the lower left-corner frame. Carefully remove dishes and set down one by one. Repair and refinish opened frame.
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#1044
Crack open slightly then spray expanding foam in to fill the area below the shelf.
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#1047
Hit the restart button and forget it ever happened. Blanket it out of your mind and accept the cupboard now belongs to the universe of things that can't be changed.
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#1048
The Trump Solution: Build a wall around the cabinet, and forget about it!
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#1049
Slide each deflated balloon and blew air inside then tied up and push end in then do again with next balloon until all full up. Then, open door a little enough for a hand to slide inside to lift bowls up.
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#1050
Move it carefully to reveal the backside. If the furniture is not anything vintage ot expensive the backside is made out of cheap material nailed to the frame. Remove the backside and collect the goods. Easy! Trust me I am an engineer!
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#1051
Answer from my 6 year old - and damnit it would work! Get a big plastic washbasin, fill with water and bubbles and place under the the door, so that the plates fall into the water when you open. Kids, go figure
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#1052
Get a really Huge Box & fill it with polystyrene balls, open the door fingers crossed.
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#1054
Take a long pause, get a nice and log bed sheet and nail it into the botton of the Cupboard, open it gently and try to catch them as they fall in the sheet, remember to have the sheet stretch in a nice angle.
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#1055
Get a plastic tub and full it up with a big fluffy blanket or towels or even like packing peanuts. Prop it below the cuboard and let it catch them as they fall.
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#1056
Take out a glass pane then push the plates in place?
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#1057
Okay, boring answer here, break the glass above the bowls, reach in and remove precious items. Glass is easy and cheap to replace, no sentimental value. Good luck!
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#1058
My co worker said - ask Trump! She bet Trump knows !! 😀😀
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#1059
Get a few strong guys to gently flip the cupboard onto its back then unpack it all. Sorry but its the only way
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#1060
Try screaming profanities repeatedly. Usually does the trick.
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#1062
Move the cupboard to Beast's castle so it can animate and then let the cupboard deal with it.
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#1065
Pile pillows and soft blankets ontop of each other up to the opening of the cupboard. Slowwwwwly open it and let them gently slide onto the pillows and blankets. You're going to need them to be a huge wide pile so if they fall they won't hit the floor and won't slide off of each other. Have at least one other person to help catch plates that fall. Good luck!
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#1066
Accept the loss and drink wine like the goddamn adult you are.
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#1068
Go to the Dagobah system find Yoda and convince him to train you as a Jedi then go back and use the force to put the plates back on its place without opening the door...
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#1069
Find all the dragon balls, wish for the dishes to be stacked once more
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#1070
Open the cabinet door a slight amount and run some twine from the top of the cabinet to the bottom. Place it near or infront of the plates so its now positioned between the glass door and plates. Now tape the piece of twine to the top and bottom of the cabinet (not on the door!). Repeat this process until you have a nice web of twine over the plates to prevent falling. You should now be able to open the door and pull your plates out! This will only cost you some twine and tape. :)
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#1071
Make a hole in the glass just in the middle of first falling plate, then put something to hold the plate while opening the cabinet slowly (use someone with you to help) it ill you can catch a hold them to send it back
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#1072
Easy, obtain a porcelain magnet, place on the backside of the cabinet, which will pull the bowls back onto the shelf.
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#1073
Listen to Scoop - Drop It and enjoy the Greek party!
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#1074
Go to space and open it in zero gravity. BAM problem solved :)
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#1075
I would cut the glass of the panel on top nicely so you can return it after your done with some silicon stick hands in stack plates in smaller stacks and not so high badabing badaboom ur done forget about itt
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#1077
With someone, hold open a towel under when you open the door, they will fall smoothly on it !
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#1079
use a diamond. cut a hole in the glass in the middle of the plate large enough to reach a hand in. stabilize the plates. open the door.
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#1080
Drill a small hole and use foam spary . If one is not okay try make as much as possible
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#1081
put a box of pillows under the door, gently open, try to let them drop one at a time…good luck. Sheesh. Tough.
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#1083
Put a big tub of water under the cabinet. When the bowls fall in the water they are less likely to break.
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#1084
Find all the dragon balls and wish them to be stacked again
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#1086
Find a TV remote press PAUSE then rewind and now open the cabinet door!!
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#1087
Just open the door super slow and grab one bowl while you open so they dont all fall
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#1088
Drill a 3" diameter hole on top board gently, then get the plates. After that apply wood glue to the hole edges. And finally, place the left over circular piece of wood from the first step
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#1092
Nice. Internet people are so helpful! It appears to be a sliding door. Slooowly slide and watch. If the dishes stay in place and you can open so that the stile touches the edge or the outside bowl you may be able to insert a thin flat object to push back and hold while sliding it open further. Then grab the bowl.
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#1095
Become a speedster and vibrate at the same frequency as the glass, this should allow you to pass your hand through the glass and put the plates back to the way they were. CAUTION!! DO NOT try going back in time, the alternate timeline may have some other stuff broken.
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#1096
You take Pete's car, you drive over to Mum's, you go in, take care of Philip. Then you grab Mum, go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
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#1100
Place a mattress in front or under the shelf open it. Plates will fall and land safely!
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#1103
Place feather pillow in laundry basket. Put basket under the cabinet doors. Barely open and let one or two out, remove and stack, open door and let a few more drop, stack, continue until all finished. Replace shelf and place dishes in a bin that fits on shelf.
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#1104
Use a crane to tilt the whole house horizontally,this way you can open the door safely and arrange the plates.
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#1105
Depends on what is more valuable, the glass on the door or the plates. I the plates are, I would carefully break the glass on right and replace after plates are saved.
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#1106
Wat until your mother-in-law is around, open quickly and blame her :-))
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#1107
The Zen solution: the plates are not about to fall; there are no plates.
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#1110
Looks like a sliding door cabinet. You should be able to slide it open enough to stick your arm in since the glass will still be supporting the bowls.
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#1111
cut the window above it out /remove grout or a glass cutter or break it and reach hand slowly or use one of those long handled utensils
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#1112
Please just break the top side of windowglass and pick up one by one lol the least glass you will break
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#1113
Build a sheet slide that leads to pillows or fill a huge storage bin with water and open the door.
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#1114
Open the door slightly, with the use of a stick or something slide a metal rod or something under the last plate, place a strong magnet on the other side of the door, close it. Use the strong magnet to move the metal rod up enough for you to open the door and insert your hand to re arrange them.
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#1117
Push the window in with one hand and slightly slide it open, just enough to fit your hand in. Place plates back in where they belong, open and rearrange.
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#1118
Open the other door of the cupboard and take all the plates. Thats it easy
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#1119
Smash the glass above and sort them out from above.
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#1120
Obtain a ouija board and contact the other side. Wait until approached by an evil spirit before packing it away. After a few days or so a poltergeist will usually restack much of your kitchen utensils and furniture for you through the night. Job done.
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#1121
Drill a 6mm hole and put a wood stick of 5mm with gummi end through. Stabilize and open the door and moving the stick to let open the door.
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#1122
Let's be realistic. It looks like a sliding door on the cupboard. Open it , let them fall. Have family there ready to catch and save whatever you can. Then go to the shop and replace what you lost. Or you could buy on line. Another way, remove the bottom shelf and slowly lower it down, with the help of strong arms. Mayby you can save them that way.
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#1124
Place some (or a lot of) pillows on where the plates would land.
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#1125
Put the cupboard from the wall - very carefully - lay it on its back - open the door!
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#1126
Id take the thin pieces of wood holding the glass panes off. Reglue them back once you get dishes out.......good luck! Id rather break a glass pane than lose my dishes....
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#1127
Just in case the glass is all one pane, you could just use a glass cutter to open part of the cupboard, then, very slowly and carefully remove the lowest dishes while bracing the rest.
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#1128
Climb on a ladder and remove the wood paneling at the top of cabinets also the glass. Use padded cloth to prevent any from sliding with a partner remove the dishes like Lincoln logs.
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#1129
First, you'll have to invent a thingy. Then, drill a small hole in the glass, slip the thingy in, and lift the plates back onto the shelf. Easy peasy.
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#1131
Practice good reflexes or have someone stand with you to catch the plates. Use thick gloves or a pillow to catch them.
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#1132
You've got to move far away and start a whole new life with better bowls; there's no other way.
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#1133
Push children back in uterus, played never stacked like that in first place. Reach into nearly stacked cupboard.
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#1134
Lay the cupboard down horizontally. Ta-dah! Safe to open.
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#1135
Place a (deep) tub/bucket full of water underneath the cupboard, open the door and let the plates fall in the water. Or ask Arnold Schwarzenegger to go back in time as Terminator to prevent the plates from falling off the shelf.
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#1136
Move the whole huch over and pay it down and pull them out
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#1138
Build a wall... #Trumpstyle... get the plates to pay for it..:
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#1140
Stack as many pillows and couch cushions or anything soft on the ground. Open the cupboard slowly try to grab a few with your hand if any fall they fall on the soft stuff.
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#1142
Big bowl of cornstarch and water, then open the cupboard slowly? Might absorb some of the damage
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#1143
Skydive with the cupboard, open door and arrange the dishes.
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#1144
Tell the plates to quit being disrespectful and return to their assigned seats.
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#1145
Open a tiny bit, use a funnel to fill with beachsand, put it on back and open safely. Alternatively, take it in a plane, freejump and arrange in mid air... should work!
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#1147
use pillow or cusion or big water container to reduce impact on floor. Open door and react as fast as possible to stop more dishes to move ! get some extra hands for help !
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#1148
Open the door just enough for you to insert a inflatable pool lifesaver or pool matress, leaving the the tip out, inflate it. Open the door carefully.
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#1149
Top left glass pane shoot it with BB gun so glass breaks quickly and doesn't move plates reach in and you are done
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#1150
Put pillows or a mattress below the cupboard. As it opens let it fall on them.
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#1151
Open VERY slightly. Slide in a metal T-bar. Turn it sideways to prop up bowls until you can get your arm in the hold up the bowls.
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#1152
Take gender study,graduate,dye your hair red,wear big glasses,become a feminist and blame it on the patriarchy.Success rate -100% but now you can blame the patriachy.
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#1153
Just leave it like that. Keep the photo you took of these plates. Then compile all these answers and keep it for the next generation. Your grandchild and great grand child will either have something to brag about or embarrassment to carry for the rest of their lives. Or smash everything and get it over and done with.
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#1154
Use a sheet of thin plastic acrylic (or two)between the door and shelving. his should be strong enough to support the plates long enough for you to get to the plates.
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#1155
Grab several pillows to place on the floor to catch the fragile porcelain plates. I'd do that.
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#1157
Get a neighbour to help. Open the door slowly until said friend can hold the plates in place, move them slowly and carefully onto the counter and put them back in neatly.
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#1159
You need to devise an event that violates the second law of thermodynamics. Reverse entropy. Such as an anti-earthquake, or better still give the cupboard enough time that it spontaneously bursts into life. It's internals will re-arrange themselves to a more efficient system.
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#1160
Move whole thing a foot or two forward then lean it back against the wall. If you get it right it should be safe to open.
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#1161
Let them crash, and then give them new life using Kintsukuroi, Japanese ceramic repair method, which uses gold to fill cracks and splits.
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#1162
Let Belle and Beast fall in love again. The plates will be human again in no time. Then you won't have to worry about them breaking
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#1163
Go to centeral city, wait for the particle accelorator to explode, get struck by lightning and become the Flash. Use your super speed to catch all the plates
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#1164
Empty the rest of the cupboard and then lay it down flat and open it.
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#1165
Play "Black Beatles". Then open left shelf to rearrange. Trust me I've seen it on videos.
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#1166
Open the door slightly and slowly slide your hand in just enough to hold them in place. Then inch the door open more and more while correcting the tilting dishes.
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#1167
Place cushions or a soft blanket on whatever the plates would land on if you opened the cupboard and the floor. Hold a blanket or towel (something to catch them in) and ask someone else to open the door whilst you try to catch them as they fall
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#1168
Door appears to slide. Slide slightly; brace plates and slide open cabinet. You're welcome.
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#1170
Just have a mattress on the ground to help the fall not shatter the bowls. Have a second person standing there so that none of the bowls fall off the mattress. Genius, someone hire me.
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#1172
You could cut open the glass if its not valueable. cut open a hole in the glass and reach in and pull out the plates
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#1173
Hire an entire army of those guys that spin plates on sticks. Train them for a year on catching falling plates and then give them this final task to complete their work.
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#1175
Saw a hole into the top, reach in and re-arrange. I hope the hutch doesn't reach the ceiling.
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#1176
Cut the upper window with a glass cutter to be able to restack te plates
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#1177
If it's individual panes of glass you could remove the vertical wooden crosspiece on top to remove the glass and rearrange the bowls from above.
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#1179
Keep the door closed, Break the glass above it and reach in from above with gloves and a shirt wrapped around your arm so you don't cut yourself. Replacing the glass on the door is easy.
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#1180
Have George Soros fund A protest about the plates. That usually fixes things
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#1181
Vote for Trump. Make the cupboard great again so all the plates are stacked.
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#1182
If you have thin arms open door slowly and quickly insert arms to stabalize plates, if not possible consider placing a pillow in cabinent to catch plates.... Wait does that door slide. If so slide open a crack and fix plates....
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#1184
Get a laundry basket, put a comforter in it so it's very padded. Have someone hold right under cabinet and someone else slowly open. Catch some with hand, others go into soft basket. Good luck!
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#1185
Try to maneuver the ones that are immediately falling with the door of the cupboard (place something soft around the area to catch the falling plates)and use the door to push the others from falling if it fails still would save some of the plates.
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#1186
Cut out one of the top windows, remove from above, replace window...
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#1188
If you're canadian, just say "I'm sorry" to your dishes.
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#1190
Either put couch cushions or other type of padding on the ground below you might loose some but not all. Or as my mother suggested call a glass cutter to have them come out and cut the glass.
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#1191
Play syrtos music and then let the plates fall down. Enjoy with your new syrtos plates breaker machine #partyhard
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#1192
Place a pillow or a mattress under the cupboard so that when it falls your pillow will cushion it preventing it from breaking...
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#1193
Gather strong woman, at least 4. Then together you tilt the entire cupboard back intill it is safe to open without breaking the plates. Then leave it there and drink wine.
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#1194
Glass breaker on the right side... slowly move everything in their position. Replace the glass later haha.
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#1196
Open the other side of the door and push your left hand to put the dishes in place again.
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#1197
Smash the glass above.and under to.support the plates. The glass os only cheap to replace. But those plates look expensive
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#1198
Cut out the top pane of class, and take out the plates from the top.
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#1200
Step one move to Tebet Step two master telekinesis Step three save china
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#1201
Hold door closed and gently tilt it forward until all the plates are a safe distance to the floor and at a controlled pace let them slide out onto a soft surface.
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#1202
Make a 50 cm hole on the right side of the cupboard. Push some garden gnomes through the hole to help you out. Reward them one by one.
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#1203
Slide the door to the right (it's a sliding door I presume) just until your arm fits in, then lift the plates.
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#1204
The China cost thousands and the glass cost 10 bucks!! Break glass and problem solved.
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#1206
Cannot tell for sure from the photo, but it seems a sliding door to me. That means you have to take the grip and slide it to the right.
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#1207
Get some heavy furniture sliders and carefully put them under the legs if the armoire, if possible. Slide it away from the wall, then tip it backwards to about a 45 degree angle, then the dishes will fall back in place. Open the door, take out any stacks of dishes, turn the armoire upright, put bowls back in proper place.
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#1209
I'd just remove the glass pane on the right and grab the dishes
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#1210
You should be able to slowly open it and stick your left hand in to hold it from falling
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#1211
Call the Enterprise and have them beam the plates out.
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#1213
Here is a really great link on crafts you can do with broken china. http://www.countryliving.com/diy-crafts/g2416/repurposed-broken-china/?
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#1215
Move the cabinet away from the wall and at the back (depending on weather it's a cheap cabinet or not) there may be U shaped nails you can pry out to get to the bowls from behind.
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#1216
Get Trump to help you...he'll make them great again ;)
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#1217
Accept the new reality you live in where you'll never use a plate again.
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#1218
While someone firmly holds the door in place unscrew the hinges of the door, then slowly tilt the door toward you while letting plates settle on the door as you lay it flat. The 2nd person can hold/catch any other plates that are at risk of falling. No broken windows or dishes. If the hinges are inside the doors then You're Screwed.
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#1219
How this even happened, are you shooting abnormal activities movie in your house :)
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#1220
yeah, best is to somehow spray soft removable insulation in there. The kind used to fill up walls. Even better just 'break' the glass next to it and go in with your hand. Cut the glass next to it with glass-circle-cutter like what you see in the movies. Go in if you can with one or two pillows and try to slide the whole thing/dishes back.
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#1221
stabilizēt durvis, stiklu pret traukiem uzspiest. izņemt augšējo, brīvo stiklu. izņemt traukus. Noteikti kādam jātur stikls ar rokām pret traukiem, lai vibrācijas ir vājas.
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#1222
What if you unscrew the hinges to cabinet door? Have someone keep it held in place during then slowly open from the top in a downward motion n reach down n grab the dishes .
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#1223
Get our ur wands. Repeat after me....."Wingardium Leviosa" Do not forget to flick and swish!
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#1224
Some real help, I'd try shoving a yardstick or wire hanger under the cabinet door and try to support them, or push them back into place, then open the door. I would try and fashion a tool for this job!! Your other choice, be faster then the cupboard door😞
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#1225
If the dishes are less than $55, open the door clean up and replace. If they are sentimentally important then read on. Using a glass cutter and a cheap suction cup, remove the glass above plates. Cost to remove ~$5 (cutter $2.50, suction cup- $2.00; available @ Home Depot) Cost to replace glass door (assuming single pane 2x3) ~$50 (cost only)
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#1227
Call Macgyver. He'll sort it with a paper clip and a stick of gum.
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#1229
Assuming multiple panes of glass, remove top two panes of glass by prying out the center muntin, other material holding glass may need to be cut away. Then, standing on a ladder, reach down from above.
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#1231
Try to restart the device and if that doesn't work unplug it, wait for 10 seconds and turn it on again....
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#1233
1. Target the plates as a single object. 2. Press the pause button. 3. Cut door with Ctrl+X. 4. ??? 5. Profit!
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#1234
If possible, move the cupboard 90 degrees clock wise and bend it to laying down to get back the plates to proper place :-D
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#1235
Just lay it low to the back side then open the window. *Captain obvious is here waiting window to open so he can fly away
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#1236
Buy some Silly String (as used at parties). Open the door a tiny crack and spray it everywhere. Gradually open the door while still spraying. Plates will be held safely in place much like a Spiderman villain.
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#1237
Open a little crack, stick a yard stick in there to push the plates back. Open the door.
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#1239
Break the glass pane next to the one where the plates are resting, make it safe then move the plates. Just have to replace the pane of glass then and not the expensive plates.
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#1240
Unscrew the cabinet door and lift it up from the bottom to push the plates back up. Don't even have to bother catching them some how.
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#1242
Slide a big balloon or many balloons through, inflate them inside so they take the weight of the plates, open the press slightly and slide your hand in to hold the plates and put them back in place
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#1243
It seems like a cabinet with slide doors... This kind of cabinet normaly have 2 doors... Simply slide the other door as much as you can and them try to reach the plates... If you have only 1 door, them the only way is cut the glass, but even then you have to be very careful because it will not be easy, you might broke 1 or 2...
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#1244
With 5kg hammer, smash the other side of the wall. Get the plates. Have dinner.
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#1246
It is clear on what you must do! Open the cupboard as fast as humanly possible and hold out your arms quickly and catch as many as possible. Or just do what that one guy said and sell it to an art museum and title it 'Frozen in Time.' However, please record and post if you decide to do what I have advised!
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#1247
Build a basket made out of sponges, hold it under the cupboard and then open it.
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#1248
Tape the right window, break the glass gently, tape would prevent the glass spread, take out some broken pieces. Get the plates.Viola!
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#1251
Just nail the door shut and leave it- after all, it's famous now.
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#1252
Open door slightly - put in empty balloon - inflate balloon gently - open door wider - grab plates gg easy
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#1253
Burn the house down. Then think back to the time when saving those dishes was a major priority...
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#1254
Use a stool, break the glass above the plates/ bowls collect the bowls. Clean the broken glass up, get a nice looking plate and bowl rack. Place the bowls and plates and replace the broken glass with new.
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Benjamin Trudell (Submission author) 9 years ago
Use the stool to stand on, not to break the glass.
#1255
Get a lazy person to do it and say she/he has to clean the mess if the plates get broken.
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#1256
Organize a Greek Night, call your friends, open a sirtaki music, drink some uozo and open the door when you are dancing
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#1258
Pad the counter tops and floor with as many towels and blankets as possible, then open the door and yell timber! Lol. Unless they are valuable like one guy said, then cut out the pane of glass on the right side.
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#1259
Fuck it just let them bitches hit the ground their obviously not being used or they wouldn't have gotten that way in the first place👌🏻✌🏻
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#1260
Take front to the cupboard later then lay down to the back after open the windows 😋😋😋
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#1263
Open the right side just enough to get your hand through. The bowls are perpendicular to the shelf and should give a little room to open without the bowls falling
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#1264
Gotta go at it from the top - Mission Impossible style. Restack dishes without triggering the alarm. Problem solved.
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#1265
Take the hinges off and slide the door up. After the first inch the corner can slide in for more maneuverability.
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#1266
I take it the panes of glass are removable, either held with putty, or pins, as they would have been put it last when the cupboard was made. Remove the pane of glass next to the plates and remove the plates. Put the glass back in.
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#1267
Hold a stretched bedsheet underneath with some people keeping it held there and open the cupboard so they can fall safely into the stretched sheet.
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#1268
They look like plastic plates open the door you should be OK.
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#1269
Place on eBay and auction as collection only... No longer your problem
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#1270
Place on eBay and auction as collection only... No longer your problem
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#1272
Ask Kim Kardashian to stand ass-facing next to the cupboard. Open slowly.The plates will fall on her ass and be saved. With luck, a few might hit her head. Wash saved plates with Holy water before reusing.
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#1274
Firstly, slide the door open as much as you can, even an inch is good enough. Then, flood the base with as much soft cloth as possible for it to act as a cushion. Get a wooden spatula with some cloth (extra grip and cushioning) attached to the end to prop the falling plates as you open the door slowly. Now you should have enough space to squeeze a hand through and rearrange the plates. It'll be a 2 man effort. And it should work. Hopefully...
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#1276
Get ALL of your pillows and pile them up underneath. At least a few will survive. Buy super glue & live stream either here or or to youtube.
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#1277
Drill a hole in the wall behind the shelf, take the plates out carefully and close the hole again.. ezpz
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#1278
To actually save them buy thin piece of sheet metal run it all the way up the glass. Once metal is above the top of the door and bottom duck tape the hell out of it. Then once door it open slowly start rolling the tin back from the side till you can get your arm in to remove the dishes.
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#1279
Set fire to the cupboard and when starts burning around the bowls (using fire retardant gloves) grab the bowls and......run!
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#1280
Take Pete'/ car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
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#1281
I agree with the post that said to tilt the cabinet back and then open the doors.
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#1283
Wow this is an incredibly easy task. looking at the angle of the plates and in which the picture is taken i can tell this is a rather large cupboard. all you will need is some tape for the following tape the doors together so they wont accidentally open while completing step two slide the cupboard forward roughly 11 inches lean the cupboard back so that the top is safely being held by the wall that appears to be behind it cut off the tape open the cupboard and retrieve your precious plates.
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#1284
Place a large quantity of pillows, blankets, clothes, or even sofa cushions on the floor around the cabinet so that when they fall, they'll land on the soft pile of whatever you use. Of course, some might bounce, so I would recommend using a mixture of pillows/cushions and blankets/clothes, this way if the dishes bounce they'll still have something soft to break the fall.
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#1285
Using a glass drill bit, drill a small hole in the glass, right in the middle of the front plate. Take a wooden dowel, with some silly putty (or poster putty) on the end, and then slide it through the hole to push the plates back (and hold them in place while you open the door. When you're done, you can cover up the hole with some glass art.
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#1286
to solve this problem were going to need 3 people and one basin of water the first person should hold the basin of water in front of the door the second will have to open very quickly the door than the first person should be very agile and catch the porcelains that we see are already going down by placing the basin in there path the third person must in the same time put a stop to the cascade by placing his hand on the rest of the porcelain
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#1287
In Japan some people would use gold to fix broken glasswear. Because they believed that having been broken it was then more valuable than when it was whole. So open the cabinet and then hire a goldsmith to put them all back together.
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#1288
Best bet is to break the top two glass windows... Break all the top windows! Then you can just say it's from IKEA ... no one will question the cabinet and you plates are saved! Best of luck!
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#1289
You should go and ask Dr. Strange to teach you how you stop time
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#1290
Sounds silly. But i would get every comforter, sheet, throw blanket, and pillow. Heck even the couch cushions. And lay them out everywhere and cusion the floor mainly and areas near by. Open the doors. And see if the odds are in your favor that day.
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#1291
Put a bunch of pillows on the floor and open, catch whatever you can by hand at the same time
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#1292
Call upon the power of the gods and unleash their wrath upon the mortal beings of the galaxy. As soon as entire races begin to die, the Avengers should appear and a final battle between good and evil will occur on earth. Thanos will appear with his infinity gauntlet and somehow be defeated by Vision without the power of the mindstone. The cataclysmic event will create a shockwave so powerful that it will push the plates back into their original state. Problem Solved.
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#1293
You need two chopsticks and a rubber band. Two incase you miss the first time.
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#1294
Open the door and let the place smash on the ground. They're just plates.
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#1295
Let them break, put all the pieces in a box and sell your china on internet. Blame the shipping company for mis-handling your merchandize. Vualá!
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#1296
open door slightly, insert plastic hanger and swoosh dishes back in.
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#1298
Smash the glass on the top right side grab inside pick plates ...
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#1300
No! Just go to sleep as in "inception"... then you will have the time to do everything you want! :-)
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#1301
Ask Mike Pence, he knows how to make things straight again...
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#1302
Move it forward then tilt it back while someone opens it and takes plates out
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#1303
Get a professional carpenter to cut the glass that's holding the dishes in place, then firmly hold the glass steady, still in place while he removes the door from the hinges itself. Afterwards very carefully, while still holding the piece of glass, slowly lowering the door, reach behind it and remove the dishes! Good luck with it!!
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#1304
Open the cupboard to the left, drill a couple of holes through and use long bamboo skewers to support the dishes while you slowly ease the door open and reach around.
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#1305
Carefully remove two panes of glass above, reorganise your dishes and open door.
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#1306
Take hold of the cupboard handle and pull open the door.
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#1308
I would open the door wide enough to squeeze a very small midget in there and have them straighten the dishes up.
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#1309
Hire a professional juggler, plate spinner and seal. Get a bucket of popcorn and watch the performance.
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#1310
Cut a hole in the glass, in the middle of the first bowl, just big enough to fit your hand/arm through. Push the stack of bowls back and open the door.
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#1311
Lay a thick layer of mattress on the floor then open it. If some of it chips/cracks/breaks, at least most of them are still doing good.
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#1312
Put a mattress or a bunch of pillows right under where the plates are going to fall. Voila
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#1313
1. Get a blow up item 2. Open door enough to feed blow up item into bottom level of cupboard, while leaving the tube out of the cracked door. 3. Blow up the item, creating a soft surface 4. Carefully open door and let plates fall slowly onto soft surface (you may still want to try to catch them as they fall best you can. I think this can actually work if you try it.
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#1315
Back with the cabinet in front als tilt it backwards.
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#1316
Use a technique police and thieves use on car doors to open the lock. "Slide a piece of FLOSS or very thin string between the door and cabinet several times slowly slide this web of string across the cabinet to the dishes forming a safety net secure with tape and then slowly open the door a bit and put a piece of foam directly under the dish avalanche and open slowly...Good Luck..
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#1318
Just play jenga with the plates as you open the cupboard slowly loser has to clean the mess :,)
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#1319
Lay the cabinet backwards then open door and fix ahelf and plates. Good Luck
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#1320
Put layers of thick foam pads or a mattress on the floor then open the cabinet with ease.
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#1322
put something fluffy underneath!!! fluffy works every time!
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#1323
Wash a plate. You won't believe how quickly the full set will appear dirty in your sink.
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#1324
Burn the house down, blame it on faulty wiring. Have insurance buy new porcelain.
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#1325
Move to a fault line area and hope for a small quake to reposition the bowls.
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#1327
Put cushions and pillows on the floor then open the cupboard and let them fall
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#1329
Slide the door open little by little until you can squueze in your hand and until you can reach in to get the nearest bowl and take them out one by one. Prepare for a long night..
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#1330
Get an ice hockey goalie glove, open the door, catch the plates before they have far to fall. The goalie glove is large enough to catch all the plates. Be sure to Youtube it so you can make the next NHL draft. You will then be making enough money to afford to buy a replacement set for that time when it all happens again and you can't find your goalie glove.
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#1332
Ask Dio Brando to use Ze Warudo to stop time as you open the door. Then quickly grab the plates and put them in a safe place before time resumes.
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#1334
Say you will build a wall and everyone will vote for you to make the cupboard great again.
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#1336
It looks like the door to the left is open. If no divider just reach in and push them back up. if not, slide some cardboard or thin plywood between glass and bowls then open. But earlier answer of tilting the cabinet backwards is most reasonable, provided cabinet is not built in.;
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#1337
Put pillows and soft cushions or duvets around where the bowls will fall, they will fall on the soft items and not smash!
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#1339
Shrink firefighters and post them through the keyhole. They might need a trampoline, string and straws.
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#1340
Call your best friend who has horrible OCD, he will fix it in no time
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#1341
Break portion of glass on right & carefully remove bowls from back till you get to the few that are tilted, Only glass needs to be replaced and that is cheap.
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#1342
Put a mattress on the floor and open the door slowly try to hold as much as you can,the ones that might slip will fall on the mattress and mission accomplished 💪🏽
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#1344
Perform the following steps: 1. Alohomora 2. Wingardium Leviosa
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#1345
Buy heavy duty car jack- 4-ton rated will suffice. Jack up corner of house, opposite of cupboard until plates slide back to original position, go on to live as usual
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#1346
the obvious solution is to break the top pane of glass, then maneuver in with your arm to straighten the china. replacing a cheap pane of glass in a cabinet door, $10. saving your priceless china, priceless.
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#1347
Build a wall, that should make the cupboard great again. Idiots!
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#1348
Turn the cabinet around n remove the back panel/cut open the back panel (can be replaced n won't be noticeable) n breach from the rear. Needs to be done delicately.
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#1349
Smash the glass on the top left. Fix the dishes properly or take them out, then replace the glass.
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#1350
Get a towel another player Jimmy the towel into the door, keeping the pressure on it like it is the door, open door you will see the plates pushing against towel, boom all plates are in tact and you didn't loose a one
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#1351
With help from friends and family clear the front and sides of the cupboard. slowly pull the cupboard foward(hold the door shut) start to slowly put the cupboard flat on its back(on the floor). When that is done hope for the best and slowly open the door you might break one or two plates but at least the whole set wont break.
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#1352
With help from friends and family clear the front and sides of the cupboard. slowly pull the cupboard foward(hold the door shut) start to slowly put the cupboard flat on its back(on the floor). When that is done hope for the best and slowly open the door you might break one or two plates but at least the whole set wont break.
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#1353
Put soft pillows and blankets all over so that they don't break.
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#1355
Open the cupboard, get some ouzo, then you will have a reason to do sirtaki!
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#1356
if i'm seeing things correctly the door slides open. gently slide the door till you or someone with small hands can reach the first bowl. hold it from falling and it will stop the rest while you finish opening the door and help remove the rest.
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#1357
Knock over house onto its back and open the cabinet door skywards.
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#1358
You round up the citizens of Bikini Bottom and you all PUSHHHHH. Im sure that'll help.
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#1360
Smash the plates through the glass. Now you can safely open it without causing any damage
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#1361
Just pu something thick, wide, and soft under the cupboard, and then open it!
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#1362
Ask ISRO/NASA to take the cupboard to their next expedition... They'll float and the cupboard can be opened and arrange them to be brought back to Earth safely
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#1363
If you are strong enough or the cupboard is light ,carefully and gently lay it down and then open the door.Secure the door first.
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#1364
Using a glass cutter instead of breaking glass on the right hand pane with a large of enough hole to be able to reach the plates closest to the glass and restack the other plates.
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#1365
Call President Tramp, ask him to hold his head under the cupboard door, then just open the door & the plates will land safely on Mr. Donald's holly hair.
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#1366
Break/cup the top window...the one above the window that has the bowl leaning against it. And pick up the bowls from there.
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#1368
Invite your wife's blind grandmother over for lunch, as she's banging into all your furniture and what not on her way to the kitchen, you slowly open the cupboard door and release the payload! She'll feel responsible and replace it... wait, never mind.... she's deaf...
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#1369
Karma is helping you simplify your life. There are two other different sets of dishes in this shot. Put on safety glasses and close-toed shoes, push a large trash can over a drop cloth in front of the cabinet Stand to the side and open the door.
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#1370
Cut glass with diamond. Hold piece of glass against bowl then open door safely. Easy peasy !
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#1371
Put a little plate trampoline underneath the cupboard and then open it. They should all just spring back into place.
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#1374
If the door slides open, just slide it open enough to grab them before they fall
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#1375
Expanding foam ! Could well be the solution your looking for.
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#1378
There are 2 smaller windows there, the plates are touching the smaller window on the left, smash gently in one Short motion the smaller window on the right and remove the plates by hand...with pleasure 😁
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#1379
Cut glass with diamond. Hold against bowls and then open safely the door. Replace glass maybe 1$. Save porcelaine. Easy.peasy !
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#1382
Buy a load of microwave popcorn. Drill hole on top of cupboard. Pour in popcorn. Seal hole with duck tape. Use the stolen hospital x-ray to pop the corn. Slowly open door catching plates as popcorn falls out. Relax and watch the movie over copious amounts of popcorn as you wait for the radiation poisoning to kick in.
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#1383
Build a giant rocket ship, capeable of space travel. Lift your house off of the ground. Place house inside of giant rocket ship. Once in orbit, you have the comfort of zero gravity. Open the cupboard with faith, place dishes on shelf. Immediatly return to earth.
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#1384
If the back of the cabinet can be taken off then secure the doors closed then move it forward and remove back panels
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#1385
Open cabinet on the left side, make a hole to connect both cabinets and you can have your own little secret hole.
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#1386
Knock out the two top panes of glass and stack plates back, then put the panes back in.
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#1387
looks like roller doors just roll a little and reach in
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#1388
Wrap a soft blanket edge from edge slowly open the cuboard let them gently fall in to the really soft blanket and hope for best
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#1390
Get a huge basket out a blanket in it. Then use that to catch most of them.
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#1392
Call the family with the naughtiest child for the dinner and tell that child not to touch this area. You will get a new set from the family.
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#1393
Buy a plate and break it on the floor in front of the cupboard. If the plates are smart enough they will get your message and get back in the right position. If not, open the door and let Darwin proof his theory once again.
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#1394
Unscrew the hinges, carefully open the cupboard and stick something hard and skinny with duck tape on it and try to pull the dishes back up to the shelf. Maybe one or two will fall and break but not the majority. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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#1395
Take the door hinge off the right side of the cabinet. Grab the plates. Stack them. And then screw the door hinge back on. Plates are saved and glass isn't broken. 👍🏼
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#1396
Put all of your pillows on the floor surrounding and hope for the best.
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#1397
The back of the cabinet may be cheap cardboard....just remove it.
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#1398
Get a roll of duct tape. Tape a flat ruler to one end of it. Feed the ruler into the top of the cabinet, with the sticky side of the duct tape facing inwards Allow the weight of the ruler to pull the duct tape out the bottom of the door. Then attach the duct tape to the top of the cabinet, and to the bottom, pulling it tight and blacking the main dish in place Open the cabinet and rescue the dishes.
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#1399
Use the piece of textile, push that with the rod through the door gap, one and the other side, lift it up and catch plates like that. After you can open the door, while holding plates back with that textile.
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#1400
Wouldn't be easier to break the top glass and reach down for the plates?
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#1401
Gather a small harem of children, each one responsible for catching a dish. You know what to do if a child fails to catch a dish (use the bones of said child to make new dishes)
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#1402
First, take a pillow and open the door then swiftly put pillow under the plate. Note: take a distance not too close from plate and the pillow, it will take a few sec longer too place the pillow precisely. #done, problem solved
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#1403
Open cupboard. Let the plates enter a new phase of their life. Build a very precious mosaic.
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#1404
You know you did the mannequin challenge just by leaving the plates right there.
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#1405
Lock the door, mount a nice metal plaque made with with a nicely ambiguous title such as "Porcelain avalanche" or something on the door, and exhibit as an art installation.
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#1406
Just open slowly and take out one by one but spread your 4 to 5 comforter so to fall on the floor still not break
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#1407
Is there anyway you could tip the cubord on its side carefully and slowly then remove the plates?
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#1408
Pull the cabinet out, carefully take off the back panel. Remove plates. Replace back panel.
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#1410
Open the cabinet with a blanket rap around your arms the plates will fall into the blanket hopefully not too many break
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#1411
remove the glass below , then resch up and remove the bowls
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#1412
How does that even happen lol. I would just open and watch the magic happen. But if you want to save them get a piece of particle board like on the back of dressers and entertainment stands. Slide it up in there and try to push everything back. Or just slide it up enough to cover the danger zone and open the cabinet while keep the board in place. Then you can reach above the board to get them bowls.
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#1413
Take out the top glass..cut it..crack it..whatever remove the glass. From the top grab the dishes and rearrange it before opening the door on it!!
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#1414
Take hinges off door, press on plate side and slowly open hinge side?
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#1415
Obere Scheibe zerschlagen.....Glas kaputt, aber das Service ist gerettet
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#1417
Put a mattress on the floor, open the cupboard, try to catch as many as u can, the rest the land on the mattress.
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#1418
Get two mattresses, lay them next to each other. Try to catch some if the plates let the others fall on the mattress.
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#1420
Cut one of the glass windows out reach through and grab the dishes
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#1421
Empty the cupboard next to it. Drill a finger sized hole through to the jammed cupboard. Point the nozzle of a cheap expanding foam spray can towards the plates, and in several small bursts make sure just enough foam joins all the plates. Remember it expands! No more needed. Wait to set fairly hard, and gently open the door and take apart the 'plate structure'. :) the foam should come off fairly easily, and you have an added small vent hole on the inside. No external destruction or damage done!
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#1423
take out the to wood on the middle of the two glass in the top and becarefull not to break the two glass so you can fix it later and fix the plates from there also an extra person would help
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#1424
Just swing it wide open and yell Opa as loud as you can!
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#1426
Slide a cushiony blanket in slowly reaching towards the plates.
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#1427
Take a picture of it and print it. Then open the cupboard and let the plates fall. replace the old plates by the printed picture.
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#1428
Just walk into the next rooom and bore a hole in the wall directly adjacent to the cabinet. Proceed through the wall and then through the cabinet's back and simply pick your plates up. And then as a bonus you have a direct window to the kitchen!
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#1429
Just open the door. Only a couple will break and hurry up and hold the other ones!!!
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#1430
So easy. Don't open it, save it as a souvenir. I bet in the future you will have customers fighting to buy this cupboard. So everyday just stare at it, tell yourself what a piece of art is my cupboard.
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#1431
Calculate the possibility for all the atoms of all the plates to go up and open safely then.
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#1432
They're going to fall as soon as you move that door. Carefully remove (don't break, no matter how fun) the pane of glass above the bowls, stand on something and scoop them up with your arm. You may loose 1 or 2, but not all of them. If that fails, dynamite.
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#1433
Quickly do the mannequin challenge and then just let nature take control!
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#1434
Take cupboard on next trip to International Space Station. Hey presto: No gravity. Slightly cheaper alternative: Induce high velocity rotational spin. Centripetal force will assist.
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#1435
Accept defeat and that you are a dishonour on your family and your ancestors. Perform the rite of 'Seppuku' to rid the world of your shame and stone for your failings.
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#1436
Bring the cupboard along to the next Greek wedding you get invited to and tell them to go for it!!
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#1438
Open the counter strike game, tap sv_cheats 1, then sv_gravity 999. Now you can open the cupboard and jump!
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#1439
Secure the cabinet door with solitep, then unlatch the whole unit..and get out your plates safely
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#1440
Try sliding in a large plastic bag inside cupboard and pumping air from outside into the bag.
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#1441
Open it. The first five are sacrificed. The Gods will be pleased.
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#1443
Tape the doors shut with some masking tape. Move the unit forward and then tilt the unit back very very slowly. Get somebody to Place cushions under the front legs. Untape the doors, open them, grab the plates/bowls. Go online and buy a rack for them to be stored in the cabinet properly.
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#1444
Tweet Trump. He will say this is another Chinese hoax. Problem solved. Ps you can build a wall outside the cupboard too. #chineseproblem #trumpsolution
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#1446
Open the door, let them fall, clean the mess, replace with styrofoam bowls.
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#1447
Simple! Judging by the handle, (lower left of picture), it is a sliding door... Slide the door a little to the right, enough to get your hand in, and start re-stacking the plates... they cannot fall forward any further.
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#1448
Tie duct tape on a string then shimmy string behind cupboard to strategic points and pull tape from bottom to top. Repeat until plates are secure. Open cupboard.
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#1449
Get a long kitchen utensil, spatula (rubber if possible) slightly open the door and be ready to push them back to the right of the slanted plates!
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#1450
Get a mattress and then open it, make sure there is a barrier like cardboard surrounding the mattress so that the plates don't fly anywhere
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#1451
Hit Ctrl+alt+del to open up the task manager, force shut down the cabinet and reopen it from an earlier point in time when your files were okay.
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#1452
Go to Greece adopt Greek nationality come home and throw a Greek party where they smash plates voila! I thank you!
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#1454
Slide door open until the door frame reaches near the plate. The pates are interlocked with each other their will be slight movement but it won't come crashing down. Use a bedding sheet to hold all plates and move plates back up into place safety.
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#1457
Buy a glass cutter and cut the glass pane out of the one next to it then push the plates back on the shelf then replace the glass pane . Glass doesn't cost that much.
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#1458
Fly your house to space. No gravity there!! Open cupboard while moving carefully, take plates out, navigate back to earth. Problem solved!
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#1460
You need the Indian in the cupboard. Slightly open the cabinet enough to allow him to slide in and he will take care of everything.
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#1461
Get your husband or a friend to set the cupboard down flat on its back and then take all the plates out and set the cupboard back up. To avoid further instances try using a nonslip mat on the shelves but if course find one that will look neat with it or sew a nonslip back to some pretty cotton fabric. And maybe don't stack the dishes so high next time.
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#1463
remove your current flooring, apply fresh screed, open the cupboard and you'll a nice mosaic floor
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#1465
Drag your mattress to the kitchen, place on floor, put foam mattress topper on counter. Open door.
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#1466
On a serious note...the balloon idea wasn't bad, but it sounds tricky...if I was you, I'd drape a blanket or towel under it like they do for victims in a burning building...they'd fall and some may break, but I think you could limit it to one or two...that or put a pool of water under them...if you have enough room for a big enough basin
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#1467
The acceleration of an object from standstill to free fall is 9.8m/s/s depending on a few variables. The ark of acceleration gives you roughly 1/4 of a second to catch them at a 40cm depth once the door is rapidly opened. However you are better off inviting 1 Greek person round, getting pissed, open that door and claim it as a foray into the Greek way of life.
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#1468
Depends..if it's China belonging to your Ex husband's grandmother...take a hammer and smash the glass along with everything on the shelves above and below it...dance in the broken shards until the madness ends...then report to ER for stitches...I promise you will be totally relaxed afterwards
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#1469
Slide door open a fraction of an inch - you could probably slide it slooowly an inch maybe two....then insert bubble wrap or newspaper below to catch the plates if they fall ....and then insert a coat hanger with the end wrapped in double stick tape , press upwards on the plate and attempt to push it back onto the shelf.
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#1470
Two options: #1 Write The Minestry of Magic and ask for a one time exception that allows you to use magic outside of Hogwarts or if you're a muggle, option #2 write an add offering your home to someone looking to throw a Greek celebratory party where you supply the dishes that are broken as is tradition. You're welcome.
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#1472
Call Chris Angel, the magician. I've seen Chris walk through glass (ironically, it was a plate glass window). Reaching through the glass panels to straighten the dishes should be child's play.
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#1473
Cut a hole in the top of the cabinet and reach in. Or tilt the cabinet back and fix the plates
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#1474
Put your hand against the door to keep pressure on it the open the other door and throw a pillow on the bottom of the cabinet and then start trying to grab the platest from the open door
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#1475
Try Ctrl+alt+del and close the program. The. Just double click and reload the program. It should fix any bugs that your having.
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#1476
This happened to me. What I did slightly open the door and put a piece of cardboard between the door and the plates. Open the door, the cardboard will hold the plates until you can put then safely back
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#1478
You are doomed. I would say saw a hole in the top of the cubbard and reach in and grab the plates
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#1480
Honestly... unscrew the back of the cabinet, remove, grab dishes carefully.
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#1482
Drill a hand sized hole where the first plate is and push them back in to place.
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#1483
Release so many spiders in there that their webs hold the plates in place. Then burn the house down to get rid of all those spiders.
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#1484
Tilt it back throw a blanket in under the dishes save as money as you can
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#1485
Use a glass cutter to cut the glass pane to the right. Sort out the plates then replace the pane of glass. Simple
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#1486
It would be very risky and the initial movement might make them fall regardless, but if you could somehow find a way to lay it down on its back, you could open it without them breaking
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#1488
The door seems to be a sliding one. Therefore it should be manageable to slide the door slightly open and rescue the plates by grabbing through the gap.
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#1490
Take the secured cupboard to NASA. Put it in a zero gravity chamber, open it and there you go! Or lie down the cupboard on its back and just open it? :)
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#1491
Unscrew the hinges, carefully tip it open from the top.
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#1492
Sell the whole damn thing to those about to celebrate a Greek wedding.
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#1493
Place a thick mattress below the door of the cupboard and then open it so when you open the cupboard the plates dont fall on the floor rather they fall on the mattress and hence dont break! ;)
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#1494
Let your husband open it. If he breaks it, blame him and he'll buy you new ones.
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#1498
Train to be a Jedi and then use the force to open the cupboard and catch all of them :D
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#1499
I say your abit fucked!! On the brightside. You have a nice contemporary art piece for free, possibly worth millions.
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#1500
Drill a hole on the other side of the rack.... so you can reach them with no trouble at all
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#1501
break the upper window and take plate by plate from there
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#1502
Put blanket on ground,get step ladder and hammer.break glass on top left above the dishes.reach in and grab.
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#1503
Tell us how it happened read what you typed and then go backwards through those steps . Capiche!?
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#1505
Gently lower cupboard into pool. Wait till it fills up. Open doors. No mess no fuss.
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#1506
Take the cupboard to space. There won't be gravity and hence pick the porcelain while they float.
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#1507
The solution: pull the cupboard slowly forward, till it can tilt back. Do it slowly, and no harm no foul, the plates are slitting back safely, and the door is free to open.
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#1508
Leave it as is an consider in a one of a kind piece of art.
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#1509
Grab a jigsaw and cut into the side of the shelf, if not, cut into the back.
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#1510
It is so easy, I will open the cupboard for you, and it is going to be so cheap, and everybody knows I can do this, and MEXICO WILL PAY FOR THE WHOLE DAMN THING! Or just open the cupboard and grab the plates by the *****. That's what I would do. Best wishes, POTUS ejected
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#1511
Empty the cupboard of everything but the plates. Ease the cupboard slowly and let the plates slide back onto the shelf. This is only if the plates are irreplaceable. If they can be replaced, open the door, let them fall and replace the ones that break.
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#1512
I so badly want to help but i am also so badly wanting to see something smash... The two wants are breaking my brain... But the truth it that ceramic breaks glass easier than anything else so a shift in any direction might smash the glass anyway... So using a glass cutter and paraffin cut the top paine and remove it... Gently lift the stack and replace the paine of glass with superglue... You should not see the cut...
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#1514
Post picture on Facebook and ask for the power of prayers and amens
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#1516
Build a time machine; go back in time; make sure your parents never meet.
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#1518
"Drill a hole through the wood on the side. Make it a sneak attack." 8 year old son.
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#1519
Drill hole in glass. Insert dowel hold bowls back while slowly opening door. Insert left arm when opening wide enough.
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#1520
Grab the handle with your hand and pull the door toward you.
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#1521
Brake the one of the glasses, and take your plates :D the cost is small
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#1522
Take a big soft blanket , place under door in preparation, open door slightly and let them fall on the blanket . You may break one but you won't break em all.
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#1523
Take a glass cutter and cut a hole in the glass pane above the falling dish shelf. Use a suction cup to remove the cut out glass. Carefully reach in (so as not to cut your wrist) and remove the dishes. Probably cheaper to replace a pane of glass than to clean up and replace broken dishes. Next time don't stack them so badly!
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#1524
fast hands?Slide opes door on right catch with other hand
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#1528
Ask for someone's help to gently tilt back the cabinet against the wall at an angle steep enough to keep the plates in.
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#1531
Get a deep long plastic tray, I'll with water and slowly open the door. You will be soaked but the water should hopefully stop things from smashing and if they do, it will b in the water 😊
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#1532
Ask two people to hold a table cloth right under the door . ..
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#1533
Start breeding seals - breeding the smallest from each generation, until you have a suitably small seal to insert into the cupboard. Carefully open the door to let the seal in, and kindly ask it to balance the bowls on it's snout - seals are really good at this! Open the cupboard door fully, stand back and look in amazement at your miniature seal. All bowls will be safely stacked on it's snout, and you can now re-stack them in your cupboard. Give the seal some fish. It's earned it!
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#1535
Sell the bowls on ebay using an old pic. No shipping.
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#1537
Get in your x-wing; travel to Dagoba. Find a little green man living in a cottage who acts very strangely. Train with him for awhile while he rides around on your back, then, before your training is completed, return to your home and attempt to use the force to push the dishes back into the correct position. Then you can open the cupboard door.
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#1538
Call 911 and say you see a tiny black man in your cupboard, armed with porcelain plates. Tell them the plates are salvagable, the man is not. They should be there within a 2.5 minutes. Boom! Solved!
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#1539
Download "Black Beatles" and film a Mannequin Challenge video.
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#1540
Get a big pillow, like a dog bed and have cardboard around it fencing in the big pillow and then when you open it they should all fall safely on the pillow and not fall out on the floor and if you can catch any that would probably help you out too.
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#1541
Open the door just enough to insert a piece of sturdy plastic (like plexiglass) to hold the dishes in place while you open the door completely. Slide the plexiglass down, (but still hold the dishes in,) and have someone else pick them out of the gap.
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#1542
take out pane of glass to the right- reach in and put bowls back in place
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#1543
As you open the cupboad slide a stong piece of cardboard in or ply board in to hold them in place ! Use a ladder to reach over & grab them . (been there) two or three people to assist . Good luck
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#1545
Ask an exorcist to bring home a good ghost to help you
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#1546
The fundraiser's solution: Host a party. Auction off the right to open the door to the highest bidder. Sell the resulting shards as souvenirs. Use the proceeds to buy new plates.
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#1547
Take the door off its hinges and let the plates slide down the door . You will be able to catch the plates near the top .if someone is above the door you can work in tandem
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#1548
Fill a basket with towels and blankets and soft stuff. Hold it up just underneath the bottom edge of the cabinet. Open cabinet slowly and carefully and hope the bowls fall gently into the basket.
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#1549
Break glass panel above the leaners. reach through and situate to open door then replace glass.
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#1550
1. Think of Syria and Gaza. 2. Open the cupboard door. 3. Thank God cos only the porcelain broke. You still have a house to live, food to eat, loved ones around you.
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#1551
Open cupboard door just enough to slip a long, thin piece of wood (think yard stick, or something of the like, possibly better with two connected to created a wider plane.) Insert wood from bottom of cupboard since side doesn't appear to be an option. Apply pressure to wood while simultaneously opening cupboard door. A spotter would be a good idea.
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#1552
First, do a full backup on your computer. Then try to open the door as quickly as you can to grab em. Depending on how you drop, you can either do a full restore or a partial restore.
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#1554
Carefully stand on a ladder and carefully break the TOP glass pane(s). (re)move the dishes to safety.
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#1556
Hold door in place and remove hinges and slowly slide door upward to get your hand in perhaps?
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#1557
Go to the Winchester, have a pint and wait for this all to blow over
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#1558
Collect all seven Dragon Balls, summon Shenron, and make your wish.
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#1559
Buy an old PC with Windows 95 installed. Open Solitaire. Click Help / About. Look for the name of the developer. Call him and ask him to share the code so when the plates touch the ground they bounce repeatedly.
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#1560
Grab a cardboard box put a pillow in the bottom, open the door really fast and quickly put the box underneath
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#1562
Buy a glass/laser cutter. Cut out the panel on the top, reach in and remove the perilous bowls. Open door and reshelf in shorter stacks this time. Or learn an effective spell from Hogwartz or befriend Harry Potter et al for company & help.
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#1563
Isn't thus a cabinet with doors on the back as well? Just open the back and restack them...
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#1564
never open the cupboard again and leave it there as a laugh and a lesson that tells us all not to stack too many plates in one pile in a cupboard
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#1565
Cut a hole in the glass above the dishes and reach down inside to lift them back up.
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#1567
You need the Doctor. .. He can go back in time and save this from happening, unless of course he can't because it will cause some sort of paradox.
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#1568
remove the glass panel on the top right by removing the wooden divider
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#1569
Put a mattress on the floor and open the cupboard , the plates will fall on the mattress & nothing will happen.
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#1570
Open just enough to slip in towels push in farther with clothes hanger open slowly and let one drop at a time, move dish with hanger. Repeat untill you can reach in
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#1572
EASY!!! Place a large pillow under the door, slowly open and let the dishes fall whilst moving about the pillow about so they don't hit each other!!!
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#1573
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.
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#1574
Its not intuitive, but the solution is to ADD more plates to the top of the shelf. Its just like a 'pop a point pencil' !!! Google it if you are confused. Cut access holes in the glass on the top and bottom. Keep shoving any plates you dont care about in the top, eventually the ones u want come out the bottom. If u want access to the shelf later on, open the door when the plates you care about are out.
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#1575
Try the spell "wingardium leviosa!" Make sure you pronounce it leviOsa, not levioSa or else you'll take someone's eye out.
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#1576
I would like to see a picture of them whole cupboard.
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#1577
It looks like maybe the doors slide. So slide open enough to a long slender item to support the bottom of the bowls until you can get your hand in it and to secure them
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#1578
Make a photo. Put it on the internet. Get rich. Buy new plates!
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#1579
Sue the cuboard company for failing to forsee this obvious manufacturing issue.
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#1580
Easy guys... just duct-tape a sheet under the cupboard, tie the other side around your waist, fill with pillows. Have the pillow nest as close the the bottom of the cupboard as possible so the plates that do fall don't have far to go. Have someone else slowly open the cupboard while you grab as many as you can, the rest land in pillows! Maybe chip one or two at most... :)
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#1584
Open a tiny crack, just enough to slip in a sturdy piece of cardboard or thin glass to hold the dishes back. Then open the door and carefully tilt the cardboard forward to catch the dishes.
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#1585
A real one: take off the two glasses of the door on the niche above where the plates are leaning (you can cut off the glass with some special tool, ask a glass expert before doing so). Then, organize the plates and open the door.
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#1586
Sue the cuboard company for failing to find this obvious manufacturing issue.
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#1589
Add a radioactive isotope to the cupboard and cover it in cardboard, thus placing the plates in a quantum uncertainty state. Then build a quantum field manipulator and manipulate the probability matrix so the non smashed plates state is more probable. Collapse the wave state of the cupboard and voilà, plates not smashed.
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#1591
Buy many sponges and put on the floor then open the door.
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#1592
Lay the cabinet on its back slowey ..the plates will slowly fall back and you open it..
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#1593
It looks like it's a sliding door. Get someone to stand in front with a pillow, whip it open quickly and have the person shove the pillow against the bowls to hold them up. Then, remove each by hand.
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#1594
Unscrew the hinges of the cabinet and angle it towards yourself slowly, then have someone else grab the bowls.
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#1595
I think breaking the glass might be the best way, but rather than the glass to the right of it would break the one above it so you can reach down and grab them out because there's the tilted ones on the side of the ones that are sliding down the front
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#1596
Pin a towel loosely under it, one part under the cabinet, one on the door. Then open it and let the plates land on the towel.
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#1597
Open the door a jar, place you hands under as quickly as possible or place a pillow on the side and floor so they don't smash, or smash the right side
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#1598
Take 2 Xanax, down a glass of wine, wait 39 minutes and open that shit up.
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#1600
how about on the top of your cabinet? i would open up the top and pull out the dishes one by one😊
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#1601
Fold sheet in half around thin metal rod insert into the cupboard allow enough length to let them slide and slow down get enough people so everyone can grab one
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#1602
Buy a glass scratcher and a suction cup. Place suction cup in the center of the window above the plates. While holding onto the suction cup use the glass scratcher to cut out the glass around the frame. You might have to tap slightly to break it free. If done properly the panel will stay one whole piece. You then should be able to reach inside above the plates and move them as needed. You can also do the same on the bottom to put down a blanket to catch anything that might slip while re-stacking
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#1603
Guys, this is a trick question - how can plates be in a CUPboard. These are just some really big, really flattened cups - no plates, no problem.
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#1605
Break the top glass pane, stand on a chair and reach in to restack all the dishes. Or get a really big pillow and set it under the cabinet (where you think the dishes would land) open the door and pray. Haha
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#1607
Just as a photo of your grandmother both succeeds and fails in saving her for future generations, so are these bowls saved. Come to an acceptance that while this image dwells in minds and software, this crockery is saved.
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#1608
Hire the best, insured, movers in town. When they arrive, tell them the dishes are all you got in the divorce, and sadly the only posessions you'll be taking to your new home.
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Pamela J (Submission author) 9 years ago
I would first ask myself, "Self, WWMSD?" (What Would Martha Stewart Do) Then I'd resign to the fact I'm SOL, throw a Greek wedding and open the cupboard as the last part of the celebration, and lastly, make a decorative table top mosaic with the shards.
#1609
Hire a magician to make the plates spin on tops as they fall from the cupboard
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#1611
Open the door and let it go. But while that's happening, make sure you take a video and then time lapse it in the most dramatic way, post the video on instagram with the hashtag #instabam , and tag instagram to get famous on internet.
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#1612
Precious porcelain plates? More like precARious porcelain plates, AMIRITE GUYS?!? ecksdee
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#1615
Break the glass above the pane they're leaning on. Walah
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#1616
Gently break or cut with a glass cutter the top window and then grab the precious plate by the top
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#1617
From how the hold looks, this seems to be a sliding door. If so, open the other door until you can either begin removal of some of the fallen ones, or until it supports as many of them as possible. From there, open the door we are looking at and begin removing those. Work from there.
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#1618
You'll need to buy spray insulation expanding foam...knock out a small piece of glass and spray it between the plates and cupboard bottom.Once it's dried open the cupboard. THE PLATES SHOULD STICK TOGETHER and be undamaged but you'll need varsol to clean plates and 6 bucks to replace the glass.
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#1619
Easy, open the door such that have enough gap to put the hand in and push the plate in. After that open the door fully.
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#1621
1. Drop on the floor. 2. Try not to cry. 3. Cry a lot.
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#1622
Train to be a ninja. Open door and catch the plates without anyone seeing you
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#1629
Maybe the cupboard doesn't want these plates, trying to get an abortion.....selfish humans...always thinking bout yourselves.
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#1630
Have family try to catch plates so maybe some won't be broken. (I have no other ideas)
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#1631
Take a big pan of water and put it under the door open door slowly and maybe the dishes will fall in the water
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#1632
Place pillows right beneath the cupboard. So when you open it, the plates will fall on the pillows, not the floor.
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#1633
Pull out from the wall then cut a small hole in the back Big enough to fit your hands in and reach in and grab the plates. You need to brace the doors so they don't pop open and keep pressure on the plates that have already reached the door. Start grabbing the plates from the bottom of the stack and remove them while you hold the fallen plates against the door. Remove those last. It will be easier to repair the back of the cupboard and not as noticeable.
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#1634
Pull the whole thing out about a foot and then tilt it back so you can open it easily. Make sure someone is holding door closed while you pull it out. Best of luck.
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#1637
Shift your home's axis...and live horizontally forever.
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#1638
Cut out a small hole in the window and push back the dishes with the round wooden sticks you get from the dollar store.
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#1641
Break the pane of glass above the dishes, reach in, rescue the dishes, replace pane of glass
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#1642
Get some heavy gag wire that will bend enough to get wedged in there but not bend under the weight of the bowls. Boom! Wedge it in and open.
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#1643
I think the best advice is to slide a thin card board through the door if you can't tilt the cupboard. I wouldn't do catch the plates with a blanket because the rest of the dishes will come crashing on top of each other.
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#1645
Unscrew the cupboard door at it's hinges than slowly tilt and save as many as you can. There will likely be a few casualties but the need of the many outweighs the needs of the few.
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#1647
Add children on the floor below and if any of the plates break, blame them.
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#1648
Take a coat hanger and feed a fishing line/twine above the hinge below the bowls and out the other side. Firmly stretch the line and work it upward, strategically lifting the bowls back on the shelf.
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#1649
Realize that it's a China cupboard. I mean... Were you actually ever going to open it?
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#1650
Realize that it's a China cupboard. I mean... Were you actually ever going to open it?
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#1651
Cut a piece of Luann plywood 3' long x 15" wide. Feed plywood up thru bottom of cupboard in between cabinet & door in front of bowls, open slow & restack bowls while holding plywood
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#1652
How about reviving the plates with a soft material such as a sponge like material?
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#1653
Make a hole on the glass wide enough to put your hand through. Then manage to hold or arrange the plates to be in order. You may need to open the cupboard while you are holding the plates through the hole.
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#1654
Get a d20, make a saving throw against gravity. Good luck.
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#1655
You need President-elect Trump to come over. (He has tiny hands.) Open cupboard slightly, have Mr. Trump reach inside before the dishes fall and catch the plates! Saved!
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#1656
These bowls are holding each other up, you cannot remove any without at least one falling. I would put packing tape on the surface of whole pane that the bowls are leaning on. A quick tap with the handle of a butter knife should break the glass, the tape keeping it intact and in place. With gloved hands, push in the taped and broken pane where the bowls are, pushing the bowls together and up at the same time onto the shelf. Let the pane slide between hand and shelf, remove bowls carefully.
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#1657
How about receiving the plates with a soft material such as a sponge like material? Hold it just right below the opening.
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#1658
I think the old Nintendo cheat for unbreakable plates was ... Up Down Left Right Up Down Left Right A B A B
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#1659
Tape cabinet door shut using electrical or masking tape in several locations Cut out top right pane of glass Gently adjust the back column of bowls to be upright Cut out bottom two panes of glass Get a bath towel, roll it up Use the bottom (now pane-less) panels to use your arms to begin to shove the rolled-up towel upwards and snugly between door and shelf Go back to top section and pull out bowls (combine last two steps if you have 2 ppl...one holding towel for support)
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#1661
Get earthquake insurance. Inflate worth. Wait for the earthquake insurance money to pour in. Buy brand new set, with the extra money, treat yourself to a copper pan that you can make a pot of yummy hot chocolate in.
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Jeff Ray (Submission author) 9 years ago
Sneak a few spiders into the cupboard. Wait a year. Plates will be frozen in cobweb time.
#1662
Make a particle accelerator, get hit by lightning, then become a speedster. That way you can either phase your hand through the cabinet or open it and catch the plates.
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#1663
Pray for forgiveness for your sins, you obviously stepped on the wrong bug to set these events in motion. REPENT HEATHEN OR BE SMITED
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#1664
You need to invite President-elect Trump over. (He has tiny hands.) Open the door slightly, have Mr. Trump reach inside to hold the dishes, and open the door and save the dishes.
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#1665
Break the glass above the plates, and take them out.
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#1666
Sacrifice your children in the hope that the gods will take pity on you and restack the plates.
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#1667
I have done think successfully before. 1) Open the cupboard a little 2) Slide pieces of cardboard between the plates and the door 3) Open the door 4) Put the plates back on the shelf 5) Send @Ryan-Nisbet-1 $5 on Venmo
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#1669
Knock the window above the plates out then replace the window..glass is cheaper than antique porcelain!
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#1670
Use a glass cutter to cut around the frame use suction cup to take glass out the use ur hand under the plates to lift the while steady holding the ones on the shelf.
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#1671
Remove the glass to the right, push the plates back then replace glass.!
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#1672
Call police and say that you are holding several plates hostage. They'll rescue them.
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#1673
How the hell did that happen in the first place?! Fling the door open and let things fall as they may... It's no longer china as it is more of a huge jigsaw puzzle...
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#1674
Have your husband open the cupboard a little put your hand in there and grab the bowls slowly!
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#1675
Get Tom Hardy to open the cupboard.... what smashed plates?
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#1677
Lay mattresses under the cupboard door, than open it without any risk ;)
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#1678
take great care open it slowly with a space that your hand can go it and hold the dishes in place and yeah don't do it alone
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#1679
Make a flat, sturdy, soft big spatula of sorts (like a giant flyswatter covered in soft fabric). Take the hinges off the right side while holding the door in place. Slide the "spatula" through the opening where the hinges were, and twist it so it will be horizontal instead of vertical to catch the dishes, or at least give them a softer landing as you slowly open the door.
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#1681
An A4 sized sheet of tin, with a thin layer of rubber mat stuck to it. Super slowly open the door and push tin/rubberin it's place, on an angle so that the bottom of the tin almost tucks under the shelf. This should still be a 2-3 person job. One on the door, one with the sheet and another to collect the dishes.
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#1683
Buy a glass cutter and just cut the glass or take the wood mouldings, holding the glass off
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#1684
The best solution is often the simplest. Get some couch cushions, mattress, or something soft and place it at the bottom of the cabinet. Simply open. Collect your undamaged plates and place them neatly back on the shelf.
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#1685
Go to temple do some prayers and meditation and wait for miracle.
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#1689
Watch the movie Frozen the over and over again until you're finally able to let it go
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#1691
Open the the cupboard real fast and as the dishes fall down throw a pillow under them so they land safely on the pillow. Make sure you are real fast.
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#1693
Take the pane out from the window above and then lift them out; replace pane.
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#1694
Host a Greek wedding. Open door when dancing starts.
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#1698
hold a towel beneath the door, as near as possible, open slowly, catch as they fall with the towel.
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#1699
Just put your hand to the handle and pull outwards. That should be able to open it. (your question did not mention saving the dishes) - relklawenalp
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#1700
Copy and paste your house to a seismic zone, wait for an earthquake to hit, and those plates will be the least of your worries.
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#1701
1 Get two strongish helpers, and pull the cupboard away from the wall. 2)GENTLY tilt the top of the cupboard back towards the wall, let the dishes shift SLOWLY away from the door to the back of the cupboard. 3)Have the helpers hold the cupboard tilted against the wall to keep it from sliding, and pull all the dishes out into a counter. 4)Have the helpers pull the empty cabinet upright, and slide it flush back against the wall in place. 5)Reload the dishes into the cabinet.
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#1702
Lean it back alittle and open it carefully pushing the plates back..
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#1703
Pile a substantial number of pillows on the floor directly in front of the cabinet, to cushion the fall. Then open the door, and hope for the best.
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#1704
Open A Black Hole Then Open The Cupboard… No Muss, No Fuss!
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#1705
Gently move the cupboard away from the wall and then remove the panel in the back and take the plates out that way.
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#1706
Move the cabinet in front of a sofa and stack pillows to nearly the height of the plate. So even when the plates fall they won't smash
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#1707
Sacrifice the glass on the door. Smash anything that is not keeping them inplace. Stuff pillows in bottom. Try to pull what you can out from the top and hope that if they fall the pillows will protect it!
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#1708
More than likely there is a back panel on the cupboard that can be removed. Take it off, stuff a blanket on the second shelf below the falling plates, and remove the plates carefully from the back.
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#1709
wait for someone to ask you if you want the red pill or blue pill. After that, become Neo. The dishes shouldn't be a problem by then
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#1710
Hold a blanket right underneath and open the door quickly so they fall into the blanket and don't smash against anything. Make sure the blanket is wide enough
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#1711
Call NASA. Ask them to send the cupboard on their next mission and open it in space.
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#1712
How important is the glass in the lower right window??? I'd chisel it out! Very CAREFULLY.
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#1713
You might break one panel above and replace it afterwards
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#1714
Draw a happy face on the bowl/plate at the window and then go Aldi and buy more bowls/plates
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#1716
Open the door VERY slowly. Let the first plate slide down while controlling the pressre on the door. Repeat until dinner is ready.
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#1717
Host a Greek Wedding and open the door in the moment to scream Opa!
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#1718
Do not try and open the cupboard. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth. Then you'll see, that it is not the cupboard that's screwed up, it is only yourself.
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#1719
Throw the whole cupboard out the window and blame it on seeing a spider in there. That way the spider is dead and you don't have to worry about opening the door and smashing the bowls
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#1720
Place a mattress on the floor.. and also flat cushions on the table to minimise the breakages. Make it a two persons job.. one can help save the dishes while the other opens the cupboard. Good luck!
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#1721
Just apply paw paw ointment or coconut oil on the cupboard. They fix everything!
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#1722
Email picture to Stephen Hawking. Wait patiently for response, and do exactly what he says.
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#1723
Ctrl + Alt + Delete and open task manager and delete the program from running. Should be fine by then.
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#1724
Ask a friend to help you and hold a box really close then open it with one hand and stick ur other hand and grab what u can the rest will fall in the box u might lose a plate or two but it's better than all of them and one question... how did they get like that anyway don't put them there again ! Loool best of luck !
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#1725
Open the other door. Drill arm sized hole in the side and stack plates. Ta daah.
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#1726
use a glass cutter on the glass below it and push them back up
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#1727
1. Open other side. 2. Drill hole in dividing wall. 3. Stick hand through hole and hold dishes up when you open problem side. 4. Profit.
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#1728
Buy a glass cutter and open a hole -big enough for your hand- to the glass next to them and fix them carefully.. if you brake the glass with force the vibration will make them slip off the door.
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#1729
Remove the back panel of the cabinet, remove dishes, re-staple/nail back panel.
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#1730
Place some dogs cushions below, lay thick blankets over the cushion to elevate it. You may loose a few plates but not all will be broken. Or use a long ruler(or some sorts) open the cupboard jus enough to put the stick through, hold the plates in place while you open the door. Hope it works...
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#1731
Looking at the design of the divider and the handles of the cabinet door it looks like it's a sliding door. Just slide it open enough to stick your hand in and grab the dishes.
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#1732
Those dishes look like Melmac in which case you don't have a problem.
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#1733
Cut a hole from the back of the cabinet in a way hard to notice from front. Remove items. Replace piece with duct tape.
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#1734
Unscrew the door hinges so you can maneuver the door freely. Carefully tip the door in such a way that the plates slide onto it (slide up and tip forward?)
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#1735
Put some pillows below, open and try to catch em fast
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#1736
Break the glass in rhe door above the dishes, and reach in from the top and grab them . Easier to replace the glass in the door . .
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#1737
Turn it into a jenga style drinking game, each player opens the door ever so slightly and drinks a shot, the player who looses is one when the plates fall out...they down the bottle and then replace the plates completely wasted and all is forgotten in the morning
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#1738
simple, Its a sliding door, open slowly place left thumb inside edge of the first bowl or plate, gently as you slide the door centimeter by centimeter push the plates back up in to the stack, They do rest against the door
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#1739
Slide some cardboard through a small crack in the cupboard. Looks like a sliding door? So just ease it open and keep pressure on the board.
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#1740
Call the 078 - Jesus - hotline number for complaints and then on their main website under " Life " section should be a FAQ page Showing how to fix it ..
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#1741
Blame it on the kids and tell them there's no Christmas, just saved you time and money, your welcome.
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#1742
Since it looks like a sliding cabinet, slide it open, and hold the one up that's against the glass...
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#1743
Make a floor of bodies infront of the door. When you open the door, the plates will fall on the much softer surface of bodies, rather the hard wooden floor, making breakage less likely.
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#1744
I say some how get the top left square glass out or break it and reach for those plates!!! 👍☺️🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
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#1745
Open it slightly, stuff the bottom with t-shirts. Slowly open it. Catch if you can. The toughness of porcelain is not that bad..
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#1746
... believe it or not, but there are certain physical aptitudes which the midgets possess that can be of service in this situation ... try looking them up in the local yellow pages under "midget plate catching" ... hopefully, they can help you out...
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#1747
If you don't use them why bother opening it. Just a waste of time might as well use the crappy Argos plates
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#1749
Take the hinges off the door of the cupboard next to it and reverse open door toward you. Reach in and grab dishes until you can take door off.
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#1750
Call Gandalf the grey that it comes in front of the cupboard, open the door, and plates Shall not pass !!
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#1751
Let someone who loves puzzles open it. Diversion for a few guaranteed.
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#1752
Open video recorder and play the Black Beatles song and pan left to right #mannequinchallenge
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#1756
Don't worry, I got you cupboard!! Don't break the glass to the right,, break the glass below that way you can place a pillow (cover pillow with plastic bag to keep small glass pieces off the fabric) underneath in case the plates do fall. Watch this video and try this trick to break the glass. Good luck! https://youtu.be/WZ1M_6kMsYU
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#1757
Open the cabinet just enough to push a piece of poster board up through the opening. Open the door slowly making sure the poster board keeps the bowls in place. Then bend the poster board down enough to remove the bowls without them falling.
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#1758
That's a sliding door, very tricky. And looks like one solid piece of glass. I'd try to hit the glass in the corner with a hammer causing the whole thing to Crack but not fall. With a few gloved hands ready to hold the plates up. And remove pieces of glass from the right until you can reach in and get the plates.
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#1760
Just lay the cupboard down, then open from the top.
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#1762
Hold the button on the back for 30 seconds. The bowls will factory reset, but if you made any changes prior to the factory reset that you would like to keep you'll have to go in later and tip them over again, because they will go back to default (on the shelf). If that doesn't work call 18002882020 and we'll send a tech out to tell you the same thing.
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#1763
Apparate to the Shrieking Shack. Go through the tunnel to the Whomping Willow. Enter Hogwarts castle, go up the staircase behind the gargoyle in the Gargoyle Hall after giving the password (shortbread biscuits). Go to the large headmaster's desk, open the top right drawer, and grab the time turner. Flip it several times to land just before the dishes tipped. Stop them from falling. Do NOT see yourself!
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#1765
break the top glass or take a glass cutter and cut a hole in the glass,or drill a hole in the back, then take a jig saw and cut it big enough for your hand
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#1766
Send me your address because this is a job for a real man.. and from what my wife tells me, I'm the only left in this world.
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#1767
Get a chair. Place it in front of the cupboard. Enjoy the well succeeded mannequin challenge of those trendy dishes. Open the cupboard door when a brand new trend comes up. Keep up to date!
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#1768
Ask David Blaine or Chris Angels to get the plates right thru the glass.
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#1769
The world is over, gather all your friends and shout at your Cabinet things like, your a racist, mysogenist, bigot. Your not my cabinet. Then march up and down your hood and destroy property and beat up your neighbors cabinets, then find a safe space and a safety pin, then burn your house down. No, it won't save your dishes, but it will make you feel better about yourself.....I know, stupid huh...???
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#1770
Ask them nicely to stop being childish and open the door.
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#1772
Glass cutter - on right side. Reach in grab plates. Problem solved.
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#1773
Old School: Tip it forward and shake it till the image dissapears. 8-)
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#1774
open the cupboard, but have like a box with a pillow in it to catch the plates when they fall. This may be a two person job
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#1779
Open the door super slowly , don't allow the plates drop just kind of slide down, 2 people job, or 3 .Keep your eyes on the plates, as you open the door , the helpers should be able to help you catch the sliding plates.
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#1781
Have two person do the job. One places something soft, a lage thick blanket etc on his/her arm. The distance between the blanket and the falling plates should not be to big (so the plates can fall softly into the blanket). The other person, open the cupboard slowly, and whenever there is a chance, place a hand in to adjust the plates prior to then following. Done!
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#1782
It appears no one has noticed that the cabinet has SLIDING doors. Slide the door open very carefully about four inches. Have someone with thin arms push dishes back far enough to allow access bowls.
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#1783
go to Dollar Store buy poster board maybe even if you slip it in between the shelf and the plates and then tape it so that way it stays firm and then you can slip your hand in between the cupboard and the plates pushing the plates back up on the Shelf
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#1784
I would first make sure the door could not open or move in any way. Then I would cut the glass panel above the one the plated are against. and very carefully with both hands gather the plates upward. to rest on the shelf again.
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#1785
I would pick the smartest 5th grader in a elementary school near you to give you an answer on how to solve this.
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#1786
Take a plung router to the side panel big enough to fit your hand. Reach in restack.
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#1788
Play the song Let it go by Demi Lovato And open the door while you are playing the song
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#1789
Place pillows lots of pillows beneath slanted so the slide onto more pillows and have someone catch them as they come down so they don't land too close to each other !!
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#1791
Use a wok strainer with a handle things enough to slide the handle through the slightly cracked door. Hold the strainer right under the bowls. Then have someone else quickly open the door and grab them before they fall to the floor.
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#1792
Smash everything in your house then open the cupboard....at that point a few broken dishes won't look as bad.
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#1793
Take the cupboard door ooff at the hinges while someone is supporting it to stay closed. Lean the door forward by opening it slowly from the top. Reach in from the side and push plates back onto the shelf.
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#1794
I like the balloon idea, but aren't these bowls, not plates?
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#1795
If the cupboard can be tilted, ask for help to smoothly and slightly tilt the cupboard so all wares fall slowly undamaged to other side of the door. When everything inside are stably position.. open the door.
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#1796
Is that a sliding door? Can you open the door slowly, very slowly and with your left hand - reach in and catch the plates, push them back on to the shelf?
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#1797
Put blankets on the floor or an old mattress, open the cupboard, boom your plates are safe.
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#1798
Inaert a metal sheet from the bottom of the glass door till the top of it , hold its edges well and open the door
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#1799
Don't do anything, don't even think about it. So much other things to do and you focus on your miserable material concern.We all gonna die whatever.
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#1800
Squeeze a deflated balloon in the crevice where the door opens and inflate it with a straw or air pump. Tie it off and repeat the process until you can no longer fit any more in the cupboard and the plates are held up by the balloons. Then open door slowly and just enough to stick your hand to take them out one by one.
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#1801
Use flour and water to create a "glue". Duct tape the cupboard closed from all side but the top. Wedge the top open and spray "glue" all over dishes. Let dry. Remove tape and open cupboard slowly. The dishes should be glued together and easily caught while falling. Clean with water.
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#1802
If the hinges are on the outside, and if there is space at the top, unscrew the hinges while someone else holds the glass in place. Then slowly, carefully slide it up until you can get your hands in there to balance the dishes. Have someone else film it, obviously.
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#1803
get a thin plyboard with almost the size of the cupboard door. open the cupboard door slightly and insert the plyboard slowly to keep the dishes from falling whe you fully open the cupboard door. better doing it with a help.
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#1804
Call the hubby. If he breaks any plates - it's his fault!
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#1807
Chuck Norris would stare at the plates till they were back in place
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#1808
Slowly open the cabinet door until your hands can fit in to reach for the glasswares then try to arrange it back with one hand.
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#1809
Fill a storage container with water ( or pillows?) and please it under the cupboard, then open the door and let the dishes fall into to comfiness of whatever is in the box:)
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#1810
Open the door slightly, slip your hand in with a small towel and push all the plates back on the shelf.
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#1811
Ask the flash or superman they are all about helping people.
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#1812
Grab a shotgun... tell your son to carefully extend his left arm... when ready, aim the gun at the falling bowls... tell your son to open the door by yelling "PULL!!!!!!"... fire the gun and hit the bowls...
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#1814
Hold that door shut and open the other. Build a lego shelf, long and wide enough to go from the shelf to the bottom of the bowl. SLOWLY, bowl by bowl, take them out from the other door. BOOM fixed.
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#1815
Well, thats strange. Hire Eleven. She can fix that.
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#1816
choose between the glass or the plates. f plates cut a whole on the glass near the plates and push the plates up
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#1817
Tilt the cupboard backwards slowly if its not gonna qork call harry potter🤗
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#1818
It looks like a sliding door! Very Gently slide open inch by inch until an arm can fit in throug the gap and carefully move the plates. 😉
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#1819
Open and close the door really fast repeatedly as the plates fall they will continuously be stopes and won't gain enough momentum to break when they hit the floor.
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#1820
Shoot a mannequin video in the kitchen with that in the background.
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#1822
Empty out your laundry hamper , put some pillows in it get someone to open the cupboard slowly and hold the hamper underneath , if it breaks it breaks but try to stop them from smashing against one another
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#1824
It's time to show your king-fu! Open and catch as fast as you can!
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#1825
Just crack open the cabinet slightly and push them in with a spatula or a long flat item
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#1826
Lie the cupboard flat on the ground and oped the glass .. nothing will fall out of break
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#1827
Call Donald trump, ask to come, and the Plat will running it self..
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#1828
Open cabinet beside cut hole big enough to fit hand in fix bowls take hand out get wood glue glue wood pieces back in place. The. Open ur cabinet or have like 2 people beside u and hurry up and open it and try to catch as many as u can
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#1829
Just do not open it. It will forever stay in good condition.
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#1831
Put in a thin but rigid enough cardboard piece of paper attached to a ruler - the ruler will add support. Slowly turn while pushing upwards at the same time to "slide" the plates gently back up and inward. Make sure you test on a different cupboard with non-breakable plates to ensure the task is successful prior. This is not a funny comment but may actually work.
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#1834
put lots of pillows under the cupboard so the plates would fall on them and don't break.
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#1835
leave it as it is, accept the fact it will be part of your history, let your great great grandchildren see your works 👌🏼
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#1837
Just remove the glass starting from the top and slowly tilt the cupboard backward, pick the plates, and put the glass back on..
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#1838
Ok ok... cut a large hole in the tob you will need a ladder lol reach down in hole pull out dishes to a safe place. There you go problem solved now you can safely open it up with no problems.
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#1839
Clearly this person is taking mannequin challenge to a whole new level
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#1840
Start a crowdfunder campaign for a new set of dishes, giving away different sized shards to different contributors - the highest contributor can be the one to open the door. Raise the money, send off all the broken bits of dish, buy new dishes.
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#1841
Use glass cutter and cut a portion where you can insert your hand or wood cutter cut the wood above the partition if there's a partion and fix the plates.
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#1842
Lay the cabinet down on its back,scoot it out to the front yard,and leave it there.Problem solved.
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#1843
The best option is to go to the cupboard on the left and simply cut a square hole in that you can reach in and fix the disruption. Then fix the hole
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#1844
Get some paint and a coyote. Have the coyote paint a hole on the glass. Put your hand through it and straighten plates. Clean the glass when finished and release the coyote.
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#1845
Break the glass above and pull out the bowls one at a time....
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#1846
Greeks throw plates to the ground after they say "I do" in weddings. Rent your kitchen for a greek wedding. Open your cabinet after they say "I do". Buy a new set of plates with the money and buy yourself a trip to Greece
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#1850
Cut out the top pane of glass with a glass cutter, reach in and take out the dishes. When all the dishes are out, you can open the door. Just take the door off and have the pane refitted with new glass. Very cheap fix.
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#1851
Wait to open the cabinet until you host a Greek wedding.
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#1853
Put a pillow underneath or shove a blanket up there quickly when you open it
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#1854
With two people, one person holds a towel or some soft linen at the bottom of the cupboard where the bowls will fall. Then slowly open and release the bowls and have them fall into the towels.
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#1856
Crack the glass above, wear rubber gloves and pick them one by one...
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#1857
Elect Bernie Sanders as your President, and have him raise the tax on the highest 1% of income earners and then have the government spend a couple of million dollars to put together a task force to figure out how best to resolve this issue.
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#1858
get bit by radioactive spider. survive the bite, and use your new spider like agility to catch all the plates.
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#1859
Place pillows/cushions all over the floor and open it . Tom & Jerry taught me well
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#1860
Step 1: Duct tape the door closed Step 2: Place mattress, blanket, or other soft material underneath cabinet. Step 3: Place structural support at the end of the said soft object to catch the cabinet so that the doors can open Step 4: Slowly tilt cabinet downwards. Step 5: Remove the duct tape and slowly open doors and make sure that plates fall gently upon the soft object and upon eachother.
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#1861
Open a little, like 2 inches, enough to fit your hanf in. Then try your best to pick up all the bowls. Good luck.
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#1862
go to space, store anti-gravity in a jar, release it around the cupboard and you should be good to go
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#1863
Take house to space, where gravity will let you take the plates out safely.
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Jennifer Romero (Submission author) 9 years ago
1. Call Ant Man 2. Ask him to accommodate plates 3. Open doors safely
#1864
Take off the hinges, and while still applying pressure to the fallen plates with the door, and slide the door to the right. Have another person grab the plates out :)
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#1866
Use a glass cutter to open the top pane, reach down and push the plates back onto the shelf. Open and breathe. :)
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#1867
Set your house on fire and start writing the list of shit your insurance company will write a check to replace...
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#1868
I'll do one of two things. One I could open the door slightly and reach my hand in and grab the dishes. Or I'll scoot the thing out gently and slowly then I'll very slowly lay it back then I'll open the door and put back the dishes
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#1870
If you can take the cabinet off the wall, do that. Then tilt it backwards slowly until the bowls are balances enough to open the door and remove/reposition them. If not, disassemble the bottom of the cabinet to be able to reach in and support the bowls so you can open the door freely.
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#1871
Put feather pillows all over under the cabinet Open the door and catch as many dishes as you can Face it not all dishes will survive
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#1872
While someone holds the glass in place remove the hinges from the door. Then WITHOUT TAKING OFF THE DOOR apply the same pressure as you did before and slowly push the now movable door inward and up
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#1874
Any strong force like breaking glass might affect the plates. Since there is another section of glass underneath it use diamond tipped glass cutter to get hole in there. Place cushions under it and try to push it back with hand. If it falls it will fall on cushion
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#1875
Tell the plates that their choices for president are trump or Hillary...they will jump back on their shelf and immediately post their political opinion on Facebook. If this doesn't work...trampolines
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#1876
Was it a gift from your inlaws. If so just open it. Hehehe
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#1878
Keep some pillows or something soft under the door of the cupboard...try opening the door slowly and reach out for the plates....even if the plate falls,you have the cushion underneath
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#1879
Place pillows and blankets on floor. Open slowly slide available hand in to attempt to not let plates fall. If they do they will be relatively safe because of the pillows and blankets.
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#1880
If it opens with the handle to the left, simply take the hinges apart on the right, open it from the right (you'll need to hold the whole door in place as it'll just fall because it isn't hinged), use a pole or stick and push everything to the far left hard against the wall. Or, take all the hinges off and slowly open the door from the top and tilt backwards so plates slowly fall onto flat horizontal door.
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#1881
One opens the door. Someone else catch the plates while wearring thick gloves.so he can manage to absorb the shock with the gloves.and put his fingers betwen the plates while grabbing them so they wont chip. Need some good reflex.
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#1882
Open up satchel > pull out flute > play orchid of time > retrieve plates > smash plates > retrieve gems
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#1883
Take a video of the cupboards and put "#TheMannequinChallenge".
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#1884
Put a sticker on those plates that says "Made in China"
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#1885
Hop up in crawl space in attic, cut hole In drywall above cabinet. Reach down into hole and re stack. Patch, 5 min mud, paint. All done
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#1887
If this predicament was the fate of the plates, is it really "destroying" them to let them fall? Let them fall, it's not destruction, it's their next fated state.
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#1888
Snuck 100 balloon ends into the gap and start blowing. Then take your last deep breath and OPEN the goddamn door!!
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#1892
Judging by the handles the doors slide, so I'd slide it open until your arm can fit in and steady the bowls with your hand, maybe even move them one by one, then open it the rest of the way.
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#1893
Tape the cupboard door shut, lie the cupboardd door on its back gently and then take the plates out.
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#1894
Take this opportunity to do a mahican challenge >.>
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#1897
Remove the pane of glass to the right without opening the door at all, reach in and carefully remove the dishes, then reglaze the opening in the door frame. BTDT. ;). Actually; what I did was lock myself in the backyard in my bathrobe on a cold morning and came back in through a window without any tools which was tricky but doable and cost only $1.25 to repair.
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#1898
Call the Flash. Have Barry come over in a heart beat, he can bring you coffee, sit down to chat and make a new friend, he can quickly save the dishes then be on his way! (818) 977-2500 give CW a ring. I'm sure they can have him rush over!
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#1900
I would sacrifice the top left glass window to get all the plates out safely one by one . Meaning smash the top left and there you go .
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#1901
When you think something will break it usually doesnt, if you think it wont, it usually does. Open that door with every intention of breaking some dishes and I bet you'll be pleasantly suprised.
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#1902
Wait! Isnt that made up of plastic? Just open it up. The least, your hse will get irrinoying noisy. Lol
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#1903
I have a few. 1. Build a box, buy cheap diapers, cut open the diapers take the absorbent material out, put in a bucket then add water...should make a nice gel. FILL the box and place in front of cabinet..open the cabinet let the first plate fall in the gel. Catch the rest 2.lots of soft fluff all over the floor, whatever yu can find. Then open or and let the plate hit the fuff...
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#1904
Just take the furniture backwards slowly and take the F#!$ plates out. Or just hide the mess with paper or something so you can not see thru and ask your kids to get a plate. One all are broken you can ground them and enjoy the moment!
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#1905
Just do it! The old Nike saying, Just do it! Just be a man and do it!
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#1907
You need a partner. The partner holds the door in place while you remove the pins from the hinges. Have the partner slowly slide the door down until you can remove the plates. Reattach the pins.
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#1910
Open the door while using a backpack blowerto keep the plates from falling 🌬💨💨💨
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#1911
place a large pillow on counter and slowly open cabinet,pillow will prevent breakage
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#1912
I recognize these and they are cheap Asian restaurant-style soup bowls that cost about 2 bucks a piece. Open the cupboard, let them break, throw out the ones that don't break and buy nicer bowls. Don't be so cheap.
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#1913
Uninstall porcelain_plates.exe and reinstall. If that doesn't work, send bug report to tech support.
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#1914
Ok...ok....ok.....this is what you need to do...go to a super walmart (not a regular one...for the love of god please listen to me)....buy these items: a blow up kiddie pool, a plunger (expensive one), a minecraft figure, 2 packages of blueberry bagels, one ceiling fan, 3 box of crayons and one Snickers bar. Next come home and lay out everything you just bought. Look at all the items closely....like really closely. Next get the plunger you bought and stand on one side of the room
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#1915
Etch out a circle using a firm circular household object, i.e. Base of an old bottle of Dom Pérignon Rosé, be at the ready with a Henry Hoover, pop out glass, assistant immediately attacks lightly with vac hose to suction top plate securely to steady handed vacuum hose, relax. Ask a passer by to assist and draw both arms behind person wielding hose, lightly brushing against them seductively and ease out those ceramic rascals
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#1918
Remove the pane on the right Reach in and grab the bowls gently.
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#1919
Call Myth Busters. I am sure they will come up with a solution.
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#1920
I've faced this many times, just burn the cupboard, orrrr... Fill a big bucket with water and place a perforated net on top then slowly open and grab as many as you can and let the others fall into the net.
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#1921
Create a time machine to take you back to yesterday, right before you told your husband it would be nice if he helped around the house more.
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#1922
Open the door and catch every single one of them before they fall . Easy
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#1923
get really drunk to the point where you black out, then open the cabinet door. The next morning, turn it into the best drunk story ever where you found $100 behind all the dishes.
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#1924
Put pillows where the plates would fall to prevent them from breaking. Also have your family there to help catch any when you open the door.
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#1925
1. Illicit a partner in crime. 2. Have partner hold door and remove hinges. 3. Slowly tilt door out from the top. 4. Reach in and attempt to save dishes. 5. Cuss at broken dishes and potential broken door glass. 6. Drink wine with partner in crime. 7. No longer care about dishes. 8. Clean mess tomorrow. Buy new dishes or don't. Epic story win! Cheers
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#1926
Remove the top of the cupboards and then slowly reach your hand through and grab the plates one by one then screw back on the top of the cupboard
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#1927
Two ways... open the other door first... get you Hand into it slowly and fix all these things...or you can take a piece of cloth or towel and stretch open it in front the cupboard and open the door.. all the plates will fall upon the cloth.. with less damage..
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#1931
Contact NASA to remove the cupboard and take on their next mission to zero-gravity space. Once safely back on Earth, reclaim cupboard and plates. Sell at auction and sell story to the papers. Retire and live handsomely.
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#1933
Start a gofundme page, the highest donation gets to watch you try to open cabinet without breaking the dishes.
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#1934
Bring your mattress or air bed then open the window
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#1935
Pray that jesus do the bread and fish trick again, but with a whole set of plates so you can replace your china
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#1936
Looks like sliding doors. Just slide open on the right and pick out the bowls. You donot have any issues at all to start with.
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#1938
But seriously. Its a sliding door right? Just slide it open slowly and push the stuff back lol. If it wasn't a sliding door the plates would have pushed the door open and things would have already happened.
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#1940
sell the house and give the new owner free cabinet and those plates
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#1942
Nail it shut and cover it with cardboard. If you can't see it it's not there.
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#1945
Maybe it's not as bad as it seems, open it slowly and see what happens then we decide
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#1946
Have two friends hold an air mattress or stretched blanket immediately under the cupboard door and slowly edge open. They won't fall more than 18" and should be fine.
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#1947
Easy really. Smash the pane of glass above the dishes and reach through ( carefully ) and remove the dishes leaning against the door. Cost: one small pane of glass. If you tape up the pane you are about to smash this limits the mess😋
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#1948
Get your hand in there as quickly as possible, like fingers first probably from the middle side catch as close as possible so they don't go nuchal of anywhere
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#1949
Use a lasser light to cut a small hole in a glass..use your hands to arrange the plates again..
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#1951
Learn about the art of Japanese broken pottery. Be zen.
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#1952
make a bucket list of what the saucers really wanna do in life, do them all.
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#1954
use a glass cutter or brake on of the pains above and pick up the boles
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#1955
Solution: have a second person hold part of a blanket in a net type fashion under the cupboard so the dishes will fall in to it instead of the floor. Open cupboard. Worst case? Maybe 3 broken plates. Can also hold the blanket tighter to lessen the drop distance.
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#1956
Problem: Ok I assume this is an overhead cupboard, both left and right are actually going to topple, and i assume you can't really open slightly like everyone expects you to because the left side is already falling through the obvious gap Solution: I suggest that you fill a washing tub that is wide enough for the width of the cupboard with a cushion. Place said tub on a stool or some other support so that the cushion is directly under the cupboard. SLOWLY open the cupboard and let each fall
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#1957
Right click on the plates and hit copy.....then right click on the floor and got paste! Problem solved!
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#1958
leave it to your cat, he'll know exactly what to do.
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#1959
I dont know what you should do but I really want to know how things turned out!!
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#1961
break one of that window on the top of that picture and you can take the plates out and reorganize it
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#1962
Fine a carpenter to make a hole on the top of the cupboard, settle the plates, pay a carpenter 50 bucks to repair the top. Done.
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#1963
The door looks like it slides, not ipen outwards. If that is true, I'll take a good bet those bowls will slide on the window if you open the door slowly. Just open the door enough to reach your hands in.
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#1964
Break glass above dishes reset vacuum replace 1 panel of glass instead of a the dishes.
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#1966
Insure the plates for more than the are worth and let the chips fall where they may.
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#1967
Get a bed sheet cut the sheet just bigger than the cupboard! Fix two poles at ether end making a sail . Take the sheet and start to slide it between the. Up board door and unit have someone else hold the top and bottom of the sheet by the pole keeping the sheet tourt! Keep slinging the sheet until get passed the plates once passed the plates one person hold the rod firmly against the top of the cupboard whilst you or someone else holds the bottom pole firmly against the bottom.Open cupboard
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#1969
First: masterbate, that should ease some stress.... Then, smoke 2 blunts of the finest indica you can find (it should help you think). Then watch some episodes of your favorite tv program while making yourself some delicious food.... When all that is said and done, take a nap. Wake up and repeat...
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#1970
Obtain something ridged yet flexible, such as: thin gauge sheet metal, Formica, backing from entertainment center, Plexiglas, etc. Once you have found a suitable material slightly open the cabinet and slide the material in to hold the dishes in place. I think having 3 or 4 lengths of fiberglass rods or thin wooden dowel or hunks of plywood to stabilize the sheet material, duct tape could be used to adhere the strengthening stock to the sheet I would suggest having a few peopleon hand to help.
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#1971
Cut an arm sized hole in the top of cabinet, slide arm in and straighten/stack bowls before opening the front door.
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#1972
call Barry Allen, sure he can do something about it like making another time line. :) etc.....
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#1973
Fill room with packing peanuts, play a couple games of Marco Polo. Yell Bazinga. When bored open the cabinet let the dishes fall safely.
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#1975
go three levels deep, plant an idea into the cupboards mind. after the kick comes in, all the saucers will wake up safely in the plane.
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#1976
Put it in the Mannequin Challenge and make it more viral
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#1978
Get a glazier, let him make a round opening in the right panel big enough to fit the plates through. He will do it with a diamond so no harm will be done, then take plates out one by one. :D
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#1979
Catwoman can help you to cut the glass in circle and just take the plates out carefully.
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#1981
Looks like the cabinet slides open she might be able to slide her hand in to stop them from falling or call in a cabinet maker. Good luck 🍀 to you.
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#1982
Assuming that the cupboard has two doors, open the other door and safely remove all the plates
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#1983
1) Tint windows until you can no longer see inside 2) Ask husband to grab you bowl 3) Watch husband open cupboard 4) Blame husband 5) Divorce husband for breaking bowls 6) Remarry and hope new husband isn't as careless as your ex husband
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#1984
Ask keanu reeves,he knows some matrix stuff and freeze those fallen plates then you can take them without them falling.
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#1985
Take a Snapchat video immediately once you open the cupboard!
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#1986
Pull it away from the wall slowly, very slowly, until you have enough room to go in through the back, cut a hole (granted your curio or whatever you call it, is worth less than the bowls) or lift a piece of backing and restack bowls. This wil only work if they're in a stand alone case
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#1988
Open the door and let them crash- at worst it's a ten minute cleanup and ranges from $20-$200 to replace depending on how nice the plates are. Rather than trying to save them. This is a ridiculous question, is it really worth saving? I would hope they are broken and cleaned up by now (but I did need to read through three pages of comments)
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#1989
Tell the plates that you are doing the #mannequinchallenge. Open the door, zoom at the plates and catch them!
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#1990
If the plates are valuable/irreplaceable, take a glass cutter to the panel next to it, and access the plates through that, then replace that glass.
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#1991
Enjoy your destructive sait and take a New startup in your life
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#1993
Bring cupboard to space. Then open the door. The lack of gravity will keep them from falling.
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#1994
Open the door on the left. Cut hole in middle desk using fretsaw, so that u can reach for plates.
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#1996
Little hole in the back, then fill with Little polystyrene balls as you can... Them call friends and gently turn backward the cupboard. Have good luck 😉
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#1997
User a metal clothes hanger to push them back onto the shelf.
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#1999
Cut the glass panel. Gently and slowly apply pressure but move the glass to create a gap. Eureka or prepare to be disappointed and have your breakfast out of the carton!
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AcousticGString 9 years ago
I kind of need to know how this ended.... did she open it? What was the result?
Ollie Law 8 years ago
It's not as exciting as you'd hope...she just asked a friend round who helped her open the door slowly while she put her hand in and caught them. Pretty boring really but also makes perfect sense...all plates were saved!
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AcousticGString 9 years ago
I kind of need to know how this ended.... did she open it? What was the result?
Ollie Law 8 years ago
It's not as exciting as you'd hope...she just asked a friend round who helped her open the door slowly while she put her hand in and caught them. Pretty boring really but also makes perfect sense...all plates were saved!
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