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Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses
#2001
Step one grab handle step two pull door Tada you did it😀
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#2002
Open the door but have a bag or pillow or something soft or able to catch the plates.
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#2003
Open door, catch them all, if one falls, break the rest. Go big or go home.
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#2005
Get a quilt/blanket ask someone to hold it for you (hold it like it is supposed to be a trampoline)and open the cupboard the plates will fall on the blanket/quilt.
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#2006
Unplug it, wait for five minutes, then plug it back in.
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#2007
Put blankets (layers) all over the ground and whatever is under that shelf, open and hope for the best!
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#2008
Considering the photo has gone viral by now, keep it that way. Post your address, charge $5 for people to see it and take a selfie with it. Use the image on shirts (use that Schrodinger idea) and sell them. Start a gofundme page with the goal of buying new china, and when you have enough money, broadcast live the moment you open the door and try (unsuccessfully) to save the dishes. Making the internet a better place, one dish at a time.
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#2010
I'd like to have a better picture of the cabinet. Does the door swing open or slide open? I need wider view.
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#2011
Run back in time save some one from being murdered and create a flash-point universe where the plates never tipped over.
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#2012
Use glass cutter on right side window big enough to get your hand . Be sure to sand off possible jagged areas. Slowly insert your hand through the whole. Then slowly begin to disassemble the fallen stack.
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#2015
In order to save those plates you must have 110g/4oz butter or margarine, softened at room temperature 110g/4oz caster sugar 2 free-range eggs, lightly beaten 1 tsp vanilla extract 110g/4oz self-raising flour 1-2 tbsp milk For the buttercream icing 140g/5oz butter, softened 280g/10oz icing sugar 1-2 tbsp milk a few drops food colouring Then go make cupcakes. Cupcakes solves eveything.
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#2019
Break the glass on the right. It will be cheaper, to replace the glass for the cabinet than the dishes- which looks to be old porcelain and not easily replaced.
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#2021
Open the cupboard slightly. As it starts to slip, have ready and bowl with a towel inside to catch it. Have pillows on floor to catch stragglers. Try to keep plates from falling onto the wood.
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#2022
Place a mattress or heaps of blankets or sth soft under the cupboard and then try opening?
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#2023
Don't helicopter parent those plates. Open the cupboard and let them fall. That is the only way they will learn not to goof around in the cupboard.
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#2024
Pull the cabinet out and lay it down (with help) then open the door, they wont fall out and youll be able to take them out
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#2025
Take a bath towel and place something heavy on one end on the counter and u hold the other end, open the door and u might have 1-3 broken but u should be ok.
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#2028
If possible, unscrew the door handle at the bottom left and remove it slowly.( No vibrations) You should have a small hole to work with. Get some cans of sticky string. Spray the bottom area to form a bed or a net and try and form a lattice structure around or in front of the bowls still on shelf. Then open the door slowly.
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#2030
Simple solution... I call it THE HARRY POTTER SOLUTION!!!...... First, call harry potter, show him the situation, have him do that spell that makes stuff float in air(wingardium levio'sa)as you slowly open the compartment, your property will be saved, you thank him for this, inform Dumbledor about this......... 50 points to Griffindor!!!......... Wooooohooo!!!
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#2031
Pack your things and travel to the place where Kung fu was born. Become the greatest Kung fu fighter there ever was. Reveal the answers in the sacred bamboo tree that will teach you how to become a ninja! When you have achieved the master level of ninja you will be fast enough to retrieve the plates safely. Good luck grasshopper.
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#2033
you can put a towel or something soft below so it would avoid the crash by cushioning the fall.
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#2035
Just put a matress or something on the floor and open the door, they wont broke that way.
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#2036
Emergency power to the annular confinement beam and beam the dishes out of there!
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#2037
Open the door, just to see if the world can get any more fucked. It's unlikely.
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#2040
Get one of those diamond tipped glass cutters you see thieves using in movies all the time. Cut a hole in the glass below the dish then stick your hand in and gradually move bowls to safety.
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#2042
Learn kungfu and then get another to open the door and start catching
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#2044
Pry off the wood between the panes of Glass on the other side of the cabinet. so you can reach in and pull the glass China out safely. then you can take and glue the wood back onto the glass after you put the glass back in the frame. That's the simplest and easiest way to do it without destroying the cabinet or breaking the glass. Plus you save the China from dropping to the floor. That is my answer to the solution
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#2045
Fly your cabinet in a space shuttle to the moon with you, the plates will float and you're done.
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#2046
Have one person hold a blanket to catch them and whatever ones break glue them back together paint the cracks with gold paint.
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#2047
Bring the whole thing in space (ISS) where gravity is zero. when you get there open the cabinet at will.
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#2048
Run out into the streets chanting "NOT MY CABINET! NOT MY CABINET!". Demand new cabinet.
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#2050
Take beading off glass above, remove glass and remove plates. refit glass and beading then paint. Good luck
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#2051
Cut the glass out of the pane, hold the glass in place as you open the door. Then use the spare hand to catch the bowls.
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#2052
If there truly expensive and valuable, smash the glass above them and move them carefully!
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#2054
Cut a hole in the top of the cabinet and have a carpenter fix it.
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#2055
Travel to greece and live until you become a resident, then its all cool if you smash a few plates
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#2058
Just leave it there, its probably nice chine noones allowed to use anyway
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#2060
1. Build a fort of pillows next to the cupboard 2. Forget the plates, you have a pillow fort.
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#2062
Open it. Get a bit of gold to melt. Pretend you are Japanese and put them back together. More beautiful. Kintsugi - Wikipedia.
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#2063
fill a bucket or a tub with water, hold it under the cabinet and the water will break the fall without breaking the dishes.
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#2066
You open the other side of the double sided cupboard.......
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#2067
Ok, I'm gonna need a blowtorch, some duct tape, and that guy's prosthetic leg.
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#2068
takeoff the top glass pieces and pull the bowls together then grab all of them at the same time and your good to go
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#2069
Tilt the cupboard backwards,gently then open.the door very slowly....👍🏻😉
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#2070
It's not impossible and no big deal. Go ahead, open it. It's okay if you break some but try to save the other plates.
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#2071
Ignore the problem like the rest of the world and try a temporary solution instead. Maybe cups as bowls.
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#2072
Smash the glass on right or cut a hole in the back either way it's gonna be messy
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#2073
Undo the hinges that holds that door on, tilt the top towards you and it will catch em all safely
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#2074
Have you seen Mission Impossible 1 through 5? Have you seen Honey I Shrunk the Kids 1 through 3? We shrink Tom Cruise, drill a microscopic hole at the top of the cupboard, and he repels down to the plates at a speed never seen before. He then shoots his a "Blow Up" ray from Honey I Blew Up the Kid, that was shrunken down with him, on a shrunken large bed pillow that he placed on the cupboard shelf below the plates as he makes a daring escape.
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#2075
Put a big ass pillow on the counter to catch them before they smash onto the surface.
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#2076
Slide a cookie sheet from below, upward. Open door. Use other hand to grab bowls.
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#2077
Slide a thin piece of wood in like the kind of wood that is usually nailed to the back of a book shelf.
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#2079
Looks like a sliding door. Can you slide it a little to get your hand in? (Nerd note: are these Schodingers Plates?)
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#2080
Open the door a little bit, slip your hand to hold the falling ones, and then open the door wider with the other hand. It looks like they are bowls, not flat plates; moving the door a little bit probably won't make them fall. You can see they are kind of stacked, even the falling ones.
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#2081
Have a drum with wheels if available filled with water ready next to the door. Then one person will open the door and atleast 2 to 3 persons will push the drum to catch the plates.
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#2082
go get an insurance, insure your plates, now open the door!
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#2083
Get top guys to come build a yuge wall, it'll be great.
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#2084
Make a hole in the top that won't usually be seen and start adding something soft like packing peanuts or cotton pillow stuffing. Also, don't stack stuff as high that it's likely to fall over
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#2085
grab a pillow or 2, depending on how fast you or your families reflexes are, you would be able to open the door and catch them, due to gravity, they will fall at 9.8 m/sec. You should be able to slide the pillow under em and catch em. But start below the place, not right at it. I say probably 3-5 inches from it.
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#2086
mmmm.... took a last look at those plate and take a picture this maybe the last time it happen and took a video on removing it from the carboard.... it priceless....lol
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#2087
I'd try to quickly catch them all in a big pillow. That or just break the glass.
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#2089
Looks like a slide door so just open it enough to get ya hand in there the glass"should" slide right over the plate no worrys
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#2091
Make the cupboard great again... just build a wall around it.
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#2092
Get a glass cutter knife and cut right hand side of the glass .Wear glove and carefully remove all plate,10 minutes and the problem solved..
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#2094
Idk but that would stress me out. Does someone have some crayons I can use?
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#2095
Have one person hold the glass door steady. Unscrew the hinges, then slowly slide the glass UP, while using it to prevent the dishes from falling out of their position. So you're pushing the glass into the bowls, and also sliding it up. Once the door is up, the second person comes in with a large folded towel or blanket, continuing to slowly work up until the entire pile of dishes is supported and buffered by the towel beside and below. Put the glass down, remove plates, reattach the hinges.
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#2096
Get a large laundry basket full of blankets. Open cabinet and let dishes land softly.
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#2097
Place a bed of foam and soft shit everywhere you can around the area. Make sure you don't block the path of the door. Then open the door as fast as possible and with cat like reflexes prevent as much damage as possible
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#2098
Did you forget rule number 1? "Always carry a towel." Hang the towel underneath the cupboard with some kind of strong adhesive, and then do like firemen do and let them fall into the towel whilst you hold the other end so it makes a soft landing. Or go consult with Deep Thought for a definitive answer.
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#2099
Employ Samuel. L. Jackson to shout "motha fuker" at them, they should then become terrified and juat right back into order.
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#2100
Get about four big, beautiful, strong men in to lift that thing very carefully on to it's back, open the door on the right first and then put the kettle on for the men. And take those plates out and put them in the bold corner. Tut.
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#2101
Parser Error Description: An error occurred during the parsing of a resource required to service this request. Please review the following specific parse error details and modify your source file appropriately. Parser Error Message: Could not load type 'Open Cupboard'.
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#2103
Stick something stiff through the bottom to hold in place while opening like a long ruler
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#2104
Travel to parallel universe where this never happened, then take that cupboard back to this universe. Problem solved!!! Note: you may have to arrange warp drive spaceship!!!
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#2105
There's plane ride Zero G..Bring cupboard on and ........BOOM FLOATING PLATES !!!
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#2107
Put a tub of water under the cupboard, for the plates to fall into and hopefully some will be saved 😀
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#2109
Buy $10 fill for pillow and spread thickly on top of couch cushions you took from couch, so couch cushions, then pillow soft fill on top to maximize soft landing. Put plush anywhere on the ground you think plates might hit.
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#2110
ask your son / husband, if one of those cup broke. you know what to do..
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#2111
Put on the floor like a big bean bag chair or blow up mattress and after u open the door quickly push the mattress closer so that everything will fall on top of it
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#2112
You need to see a picture of the entire unit before you arrive at a solution . From this photo it seems that you cannot open the door by swinging it open . You may need to removed hinges and slide it so that your hand can reach in to support the dishes or remove carefully the critical ones .
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#2114
If possible, take the top off the cabinet, and reach down to grab 'em!
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#2117
Put a purple mattress under the cupboard and open the the door.....the eggs didn't break, so the plates shouldn't brake either.
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#2118
Open the door just a crack and shove a long thing object in there, like a back scratcher or a broom handle, something to help "hold" the plates up a bit so you can ease the door open a bit more. Then someone with small hands and a small arm can reach in.
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#2119
Make a hole by the glass cutting tool in one of the top square , get the plates out one by one then chang the glass ☺
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#2121
The plates playing mannequin challenge.. they already won.. so ask them to cut it out..
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#2122
okay. Place a camera filming the room, wear a cat costume and have someone wear a mouse costume. Now, the mouse opens the cupboard and the cat frantically and fictionally catches every single dish in a stack. And wahlah you have a Tom and Jerry tribute sketch, it will most likely go viral.
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#2123
Get that nine years old "hero" kid that caught his baby brother to catch them all apparently he is some kind of miracle from God, while his mom is a dumb ass for not securing the child in the first place...but I digress.
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#2125
Your options are limited but if the China is irreplaceable the cheapest and most practical way is to go in from the adjacent cupboard. Cut a nice square hand hole, start with a drill bit until you are able to get the blade of a jigsaw in there then cut out a square big enough to get your hands through. Once they have been sorted you can basically replace the square and use wood filler and sand paper to fill the cut like it never happened. A little coat of paint and no one would ever know.
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#2126
Hire a student from The Master Yoda School of Telekinetic Arts, they will use The Force on that Dark Lord cup dabbaccle for cheap!
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#2127
Why not just put a mattress or bunch of pillows under it and open it?
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#2129
Remember that we are all one and that there are no plates.
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#2130
Slide the cupboard out from the wall, then either open or cut the back off and reach in and grab them gently,, make sure someone is at the front to keep the door closed, you will need to secure the one closest to the front first pulling the stack back
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#2131
Grab every pillow and cushion in the house and lay them on your counter and surrounding floor..open the door and hope for the best!
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#2132
Just call Superman. He always respond to damsel in distress.
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#2133
Bring the cupboard to outer-space. Open while there is no gravity. You're welcome
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#2137
Just sell the unique China cabinet at Sotheby's, it survived an earthquake 😱😡
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#2138
Put a cushion on the floor so that if ever the plates gonna start falling atleast those would'nt break :D
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#2139
Find some Jewish friends and perform a wedding ceremony and when they are pronounced husband and wife, have the rabbi open the cupboard and everyone yells Mazeltov!!
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#2142
Open very slowly with a towel or soft blanket to catch and correct. Might chip one or two but at least you won't be stepping on shards for weeks.
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#2143
Hire Hillary to just "delete" them, like her emails...cause at this point, "What does it matter?
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#2145
If the plates are too precious to break, see if you can shift out the shelf. Tilt it down to the floor or to a sixty degree angle. Get a ladder to open the shelf. Take out all plates or realign them. If the plates ain't precious put a container with some fabric inside and place below the shelf to open and let all the plates fall. May all be well.
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#2146
Go to DavidBlaine.com .. only he can do it miraculously
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#2148
Pull your matters and place it close to your cupboard and let it all fall on it.
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#2149
Smash the glass on the top and carefully remove one by one
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#2152
Let's the natural selection works, only the strongest dish is worth remaining.
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#2153
Place a bunch of pillows at the base of the cabinet, as far out as four feet. Open cabinet rapidly so that they fall a little outward and land on the pillows.
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#2154
Try to contact Invisible girl from the Fantastic 4, tell her to go to invisible mode, go inside the cabinet and restack the bowls!
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#2155
Find the nearest university and walk around with a Trump shirt on. Wander home slowly, allowing professional protesters to follow you. By the time they're finished demonstrating, all in the name of a kinder, more accepting nation, those dishes will be the least of your worries.
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#2156
Find the nearest university and walk around with a Trump shirt on. Wander home slowly, allowing professional protesters to follow you. By the time they're finished demonstrating, all in the name of a kinder, more accepting nation, those dishes will be the least of your worries.
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#2159
Cut a round hole in the glass smaller than the front bowl, stick your hand in and push the bowls up and fix them before opening the doors
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#2160
In accient china they belived that a cracked item gave it more value and a story to the object so they glued the ceramics with gold. Solution: buy gold.
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#2162
Or use the stick to make enough pressure on the first plate and open the door
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#2163
Ask your son or daughter do they want the training to be a ninja and start the training by opening the cupboard 💪💪
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#2164
If the cabinet doors can be removed, unscrew the hinges while someone holds it firmly in place. Then slowly slide it down a few inches so that someone can reach in from the top and grab the plates.
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#2165
Cut the glass next to the plates then reach in and grab them.
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#2166
get the glass cutter ..cut the glass of door...take one by one out from that.....simple
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#2167
Hello Mom! Just open and let all fall! It's Black Friday! Go grab some new ones! And a new cabinet too!
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#2168
Have someone crack open the cupboard door just enogh to slide a thin sheet of wood up in between the bowls and glass. Then you will have to have a third person ready to react when the person holding the door opens it fast while the other person is still holding the board. The new person will have to react fast and press the card board in against the falling dishes to prevent them falling. I don't think they can all be saved but stranger things have happend.
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#2169
Open from the back.. cut a hole in the back in go in from there.
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#2170
Film cabinet from various angles while playing "black Beatles" by Rae sremmurd in the background. Submit as mannequin challenge
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#2171
remove the glass panel to the right as you're facing the display case so that you can pull everything out one piece at a time and then you can open the door with that everything falling out and breaking
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#2174
fill your cupboard full of cotton balls and put lots of pillows on on the counter and floor
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#2175
Fill cubbord with water then freeze said water. Then use an ice pick and carefully extract plates. You're welcome
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#2176
Take a picture. send it to insurance company along with with a claim form 😊
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#2179
The cabinets look like they are made of wood. Okay, either get a lot of termites, or a lot of fire, and eventually there will grow a hole big enough to adjust the bowls through. I mean, either that, or kill yourself, then as a ghost, reach through the glass, and fix the bowls, then unkill yourself.
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#2180
Get randy Moss to come over then open it he'll catch it
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#2184
If im not wrong this is a sliding door. Just open up a little and get your hands in to slowly shift it back to position or get a stick to secure them before open the door wide.
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#2185
Prepare yourself mentally to accept that there is no way to work without losing money
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#2186
Realize you went one level to deep and it's all just a dream the plates are fine
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#2188
Brake one of the glass windows and carefully push them backwards.
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#2189
Use suction cups and a glass cutter to remove the top panes of glass making sure to hold the cabinet shut tight to keep the dishes in place. Maintain a tight hold on cabinet doors and remove the dishes or restack carefully using both hands to maintain firm control. If there is room another individual could assist.
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#2190
Slide the cupboard door to the right just enough to get a hand inside and grab the plates before they fall. Simple :)
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#2192
Look up your local magician and have him come do his magic. Problem solved.
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#2194
buy new plates...use the old ones that crash and fall to make a mosaic art piece.
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#2196
Carefully lean the cubbord back (slow enough as not to break the plates) then just open it when its on its back, take en all out and put it all back. Wah la
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#2197
The Blamer - Paint the windows of the cupboard so your kids or your husband cannot see the plates or the insides of the cupboard. Ask them to get you a plate. Blame it on them.
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#2200
Carve a hole on the right glass to the size that can fit your hand. Slowly pick up the antiques one at a time until all is done! The glass is cheaper to replace than the antiques 😎
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#2203
It is a sliding door. Just slide the door slowly and grab the falling plates. You just need a few extra hands.
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#2206
Take hinges off cabinet. Once removed slowly and without moving any further away from Cabinet shelves move the cabinet door up will Probably need to tilt as moved up to plates so this until all plates are back on shelf. And not going to fall. Or remove one glass window if it's not one whole Peice of glass.
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#2207
Go to your local NASA an ask them kindly to turn the gravity off in your house for a few minutes
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#2209
Find the anti-gravity switch at the side of the cabinet and turn it off. The plates will now be floating about randomly. Remove them to a safe place and turn the switch back on. Too easy!
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#2210
Ok now I want to see the end result. Were the dishes saved or not? 😂
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#2211
Stiff newspaper though a crack in the door to fill bottom shelf..until packed. Attach fabric with duct tape to bottom of cupboard door and cabinet (allow 3 inches slack) to catch what your hand cant and the newspaper cant cushion when you open the door enough to insert your hand
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#2212
Gently slide the cupboard away from wall remove backing and re stack your plates
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#2213
Just start irrelevant arguments with it for years then cheat on it ! After that you blame your actions on the plates . Isn't that how you women fix a marriage?
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#2214
Embrace futility. The sun will blow all dishes up one day anyways.
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#2215
Look at it this way, if you had a cat, most of your fragile porcelain would be broken already anways.
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#2216
Go into a parallel dimension where everything's the same except the plates, kill your other self, Problem solved!
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#2218
Spray some winded on it. That stuff fixes everything!
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Brandon Street (Submission author) 9 years ago
*windex Stupid autocorrect. Maybe you should just misspell "dishes" on the door of the cabinet and wait for your iPhone to fix it.
#2220
Have someone hold out their hands while you open the door!
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#2221
Remove the cupboard door from the hinge while someone else holds it in place against the plates. Slide the door right and/or up until you have room to put you hand in and grab it.
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#2222
Ask Doctor Strange for help! Kidding. Try putting some pillows or foams below the expected landing area. solved
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#2223
Rent your house out and let the tenant take the blame when they try to open the cabinet and break the plates
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#2224
I'd say break the glass surrounding it and carefully remove the plates. the glass can easily and cheaply be replaced and it would save them from smashing to the ground as soon as you open it.
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#2225
Get a inflatable swim mattress. Open the door a crack, just wide enough to push one end of mattress in. Slowly inflate mattress while someone presses door to keep it from opening to soon. As the mattress inflates, it will catch the plates.
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#2228
Lay a mattress on the floor, not too bouncy ones and open the door.
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#2230
Floss duct tape behind the door to run the height of the cabinet from top to bottom. repeat until you've created prison bars for the dishes. Tape will hold the dishes in when you open the cabinet and get your hand in there.
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#2231
Get a diamond tipped cutter, cut a hole big enough to fit someone's hand directly under the plate lapping on the glass, then open a big hole the top section of the glass, let someone teach in through the small hole under to hold firm the one lowest then from the big opening on top reach in and pick the rest out one at a time... DONE 🍻
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#2232
Would need to see larger pic showing whole door But If possible by moving doors or by the way they are built You can slide a piece of cardboard in there slid between window and bowls Keep pressure as you slide door open But should be able to save all if done correctly
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#2233
carpenters solution: open the other side of the cupboard, or the cupboard next to this one, cut a small hole in the wood dividing board, put your hand through the hole, push the bowls or plates or w.e back into place.
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#2234
Order a pizza. In the special requests, write down your problem, and spexify you want then to solve it.
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#2238
Unless its nails to the wall, gentle tip it back enough to counteract gravity.That's my first thought....
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#2239
Get a blanket or towel for below the door and open it up and it won't break Alrernatively you can use a shit ton of bubble wrap
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#2240
Don't.. just leave it alone.. walk away.. and pretend like it never existed in the first place.. and when someone else goes to the cubbard, blame it on the . So now it's their problem.
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#2241
Get bit by a radioactive spider, gain super reflexes and web shooters, open the door and sling some web.
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#2242
It's a sliding door. So slide the door open slowly until you can reach in and correct the the problem.
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#2243
Go see a Psychic and ask what will happen if you open the door, do the opposite Becuase we all know psychics are a load of horse manure
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#2244
Put a mattress on the floor in front of the cabinet. Open the cabinet a little to let one out and hurry and close. Repeat until they've all fell on the mattress one at a time.
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#2248
I was gonna say open the door just enough to get your arm in but it looks as if There's no way to even open that door a little. I would bust out the glad beside those plates and get them that way. You can replace the piece of glass. If they are antique plates or where a family heirloom you can't replace them.
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#2249
Leave as is and mount a plaque commemorating your internet fame.
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#2250
Open the left door, reach in, and move the plates to safety befor opening the door on the right.
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#2251
peanut butter or windex or vinegar (the trifecta of home remedies) should work in the correct combination. The execution might require a grandmotherly type of Eastern European descent, however.
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#2252
Since it's *Frozen*, "let it go... let it go..." and order a replica from China.
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#2254
If it were me I would find a bucket of water and hold it up to the cabinet and slowly open the cabinet and let the bowls fall in the water.
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#2255
Put a whole bunch of pillows and cushions on the floor. When you open it, it won't smash..
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#2256
Slide open a small gap for a vacuum cleaner tube to enter and suck the first bowl then push it all upward
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#2257
Okay, empty cupboard next to it. Cut hole near dishes. Reach in and grab while holding the other door shut.
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#2258
Slide the glass door slightly to the right, just enough for you to move your left hand into the cabinet. Hold the first falling plates in place, then slide the glass door open a little more. With a much wider opening, your left hand should hopefully be able to hold back the weight of most plates.
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#2260
Break the glass on the lower right then reach in and grab the plates.
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#2261
Cut and remove the glass panel of the shelf below the plated and reach in to retrieve the plates that are on verge of falling off
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#2262
Break bottom glass pane, and slowly support the bowls from under. I'm sure the glass pane is much easier to replace.
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#2263
saw a hole that you can easily patch back up in the back of the drawer
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#2264
Ok let's face the problem. Lay the floor of the cupboard with the biggest carpet you can find or a table cloth and open the door of the cupboard.
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#2265
Guy: "Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?" -Galaxy Quest
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#2266
Step 1: obtain a large container/surface Step 2: fill with a squishy foam or a layer of towels, sheets, soft surfaces. Step3: have someone hold this container underneath the cupboard to catch the first few dishes as they fall Good luck!
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#2267
Break glass on TOP left and TOP right. Grab a chair to stand on so that u have great view of where you are about to reach into. Make sure your arms can go in without obstruction. Remove all shards carefully so as to be able to reach in (wearing gloves) to slowly pick up the dishes from left front and supporting the dishes in order (first plate pull upward, hold 2nd plate in place it is in securely, pile dishes slowly back to the far end left where they seem to be stacked and stable).
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#2268
Find a bee hive, locate the queen bee. Relocate her to your cupboard by drilling a small hole and placing her inside. Open all your doors and windows for a couple weeks. The bees will build a honeycomb all around the plates and secure them. Then you can safely open the doors.
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#2269
Drill a hole, stick a straw or a stick, hold the dishes while you open gently, reach out inside and fix. The hole can be left open as it won't show a lot
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#2270
Open the cupboard and SLAM it back as fast as possible. Some will drop to the lower level and may break but you save most of it. This is called insurance.
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#2271
Cut the upper OR side glass of the shelf. Put your hand inside the shelf, takeout the fallen dishes and then open the shelf.
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#2272
http://3.imimg.com/data3/FI/GT/MY-2317011/allen-key-250x250.jpg
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#2273
Turn off clipping, reach through and restore dishes to safe position, turn on clipping and open the cupboard normally.
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#2274
Let one person open the door and someone else catches the dishes in thick clothe ..something like this
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#2275
Open the cupboard and have a safety net out or a trampoline, bounce or catch your plates, like a stunt double. :)
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#2276
Lay the cabinet on the floor and open the door. Do this very very slowly as not to break the plates as they slowly drop to the back of the cabinet
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#2277
You can use a huge tub filled with water to help the plates drown in them after opening the cupboard. Be sure that it has a lot of depth so the plates swim around before losing gravitanional force.
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#2278
Break the glass directly in front of the bowls and push them back into place. Remove the rest of the broken glass and no one will notice it's gone.
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#2279
What if you put adhesive tape on the glass above and then you broke it carefully , and then you can take the ceramic in order. (sorry, bad english)
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#2280
Embarrassingly obvious: the problem here is Earth's gravity. Since gravity is a property of mass and since mass and energy are equivalent I'd simply wait for an intense solar flare to disrupt the magnetic field and offset space/time - then, when the gravitational force is disrupted, carefully reach through the quantum foam and place the dishes safely on the counter before the wormhole closes. Pay it forward, my friend.
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#2281
tip the cupboard back, OR loosen the screws and open the door from the top😊
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#2284
Fishing line wiggled in the door and use the resistance on the ege of the dosh to push them back onto the shelf
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#2288
Ctrl + Alt + Delete -best mannequin challenge Ive seen yet
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#2289
Fill the room with Playpen balls or foam packing peanuts all the way up to the plates
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#2290
Look for a spider in the house. Burn down house because spider. Dish problem forgotten.
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#2291
Kindly ask Mr. Chetan Bhagat... it's been days that he has not done anything which involves Engineering.
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#2292
you need a technician to open a small hole with diameter 3 cm then you can use a stick pushing the dishes while another person is opening the cupboard carefully then also a nother one can catch the dishes and return them back to their normal position Good luck
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#2293
Open it slightly... Get one of those teddy bear stuffer machines and fill the thing up.
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#2294
Grab a Doona, soft blankets or towels and cover the bench. Open the door slowly and let The first one drop, move it Then repeat until the unstable ones are all out
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#2295
Wait for next BIG earthquake to shake the plates back up on to the shelf.
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#2296
1. if the plates are expensive and irreplacable buy a glass cutter, cut a small circle in the middle of the glass pane and push them back on the shelf and have the glass pane replaced. Very low cost. 2. If they are not expensive plates, I would slide something thin inbetween the door and the door frame, like a piece of card board or a metalmcoathanger to hold the dishes back and then open the door and " save " the dishes !
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#2297
Open the door and just let those plates fall. Scoop up the pieces into a jar, dig a grave, and have a funeral for your broken things.
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#2298
Re-enter your home. It should reload your cupboard and possibly also put in different bowls.
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#2299
The backs of cabinets are often removable. If yours is, unscrew it and remove the plates from behind.
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#2300
Stare at situation. Doubt all your life decisons. Have a total meltdown and create alternative world in mind where plates would never betray you and put you in such a situation.
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#2301
Stanley knife to remove the putty and glass pane on the right.
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#2302
It has sliding door latches, so its a sliding door, slide it open and grab the plates
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#2304
have someone take the adjacent door glass out (break & replace it if necessary) and then reach in and correct the dishes before opening the door
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#2305
Hold your hand against the glass. Some time in the next few billion years all the atoms in your hand and in the glass will perfectly align and your hand will pass right through the glass.
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#2306
Depends how the doors are mounted. If external, unscrew the hinges while applying pressure to door... now keep pressure only on bottom, lightly separate the top, reach in one by one and pull them to safety.
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#2307
Break the window on the top right and take it out slowly.
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#2308
Build refrigerator around cabinet. Fill all spaces with the jello of your choice. Add fruit. Add liquor(sizzerp if you're into it). Let sit overnight
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#2309
Or can just tell the plates Dump Trump got elected. The plates will all run screaming to the back of the shelf
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#2310
Call Mrs Potts from Beauty and The Beast and hope she can talk them down safely.
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#2311
Be really faster thank you think you already are. You know exactly what I'm talking about.
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#2312
I'd think she should pull the cupboard back from the wall, then slowly pry the back off the cupboard. Likely has very small nails at the back and it won't be hard to reattach the back with little damage.
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#2313
Open the door slowly, make no noise, then fetch the kid and run back to the opened door. Oh wait I thought we're talking about Harembe.
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#2314
Take off the the very top of the cupboard and take them out?
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#2315
Please smash the top 2 glasses. And then you can easily reach you plates. No damage done to your plates. Enjoy!!
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#2316
Open the door just enough where you can slide our hand in to support the bowls, then gently slide it and push the bowls back up into an upright position and pray that none break. Maybe just a couple, but it's better than all of them.
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#2318
I love coming here to read the comments. Some people (like myself at times) are obsessed with reading comments. For example, we find you reading this comment right now, which does not contain any useful information, only curiosity, that drives you to waste your time. Have a good night.
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#2320
Can't see the whole cabinet. So here goes... open door slightly try to get towels in the cabinet, keeping opening it slightly and adding more towels. Have help while opening and inserting towels. Stabilize the first three or four bowls and then you're good! If that doesn't work my daughter has a wizard's sword that she has and could cast a spell to help! Abracadabra
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#2321
Hire a ninja. With their incredible speed and agility, they can open the cupboard and quickly halt the bowls from falling out. Even if the bowls do fall out, with their amazing speed they can catch each bowl as it falls out, while stacking them up.
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#2322
Lay the cupboard on its side (if it's not outrageously heavy). They'll all fall to one side and probably stay intact. You can get them out and set everything back upright.
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#2324
break a window at the the top of the closet. And save them one by one.. It'll cost you less then the broken plates.
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#2325
Find a big tub. Fill with water. And hopefully all fall into the water in order not to break anything
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#2326
find a small mattress, place it directly below the cupboard. Get an extra hand to help. Open slightly, just enough for one hand to slip in, and hold the outermost bowl. Upon contact with the outermost bowl, apply inward pressure and hold. Open the cupboard door the rest of the way and reposition your bowls.
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#2327
Wait for the next earthquake. If you are lucky, it will be re-arranged. If not, the insurance will pay for it. Win-win...
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#2328
You can't save it, only make the most of it: get your kids to marry a Greek and have the celebration at your house.
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#2330
Not that difficult. Gently slide the door to the right about 4-5 inches without disturbing the plates. Reach in with one hand and hold plates all while maneuvering the door and repositioning plates to a stable position on shelf.
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#2332
Open only the parts of th door that the bowls aren't leaning against.
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#2333
Take the cupboard of the wall and lay it flat, then open it.
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#2334
Get Jack, Kate, Sawyer, John, Hugo to come tell you in 1977 not to single stack your bowls in 2016...simple.
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#2335
Ask a carpenter to remove the rails from under the sliding door of the cupboard. Get a second carpenter to stand in front of the cupboard with a mattress. Both carpenters should be very athletic and without shirts. Mom and carpenter one should open the door very quickly and carpenter two should throw the matress under the plates. If this fails the two carpenters should use mom and the matress to make up for the loss.
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#2336
lock the door and there was no broken glass.. problem solved
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#2338
Place a inflatable pool on the floor and another inflatable pool for the bowls to slide down.
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#2339
You know how rescurers always lay a huge air bed when someone threaten to jump off a building? Lay something soft or foamy below (like a huge sponge)so as to minimise the impact when you open the cupboard... plates might still be alive ^^
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#2340
Click on the bowls and press ctrl + D Put the copies aside and let this roll
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#2342
You could try a few different ways. I typically find that using my right hand is easiest but you could always opt to use your left hand if that is more comfortable for you (no jokes, she needs help!) The dishes? Oh I am not an expert on ceramics and their intricacies. I got you the door open, the rest is up to you.
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#2343
Using a glass cutter, score a perfect circle as per James Bond and simply pop out that piece. Restock plates through hole and you're done. Super glue removed section back in place, and it will be perfect again
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#2346
Seal the cupboard. Call NASA & inform that you want to go to the Moon. Bring the cupboard to the Moon & open. Please remember to attach a safety net to the cupboard so that you can collect the plates without letting them float away.😊
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#2347
Bring a plastic tub filled with layer of clothes and place it below the door but you need someone to open the door.. 2 person operation
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#2348
So I was thinking... she should just get a jack and jack up the opposite side of the house until the plates slide back into place lol! #LivingOnTheEdgeKeepingItReal
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#2350
Ask Congress to abolish the law of gravity, then open the door.
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#2351
but a pillow right in front of your cupboard and then open it.
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#2353
you should cut circle.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP--79vW59k
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#2354
You will need to train your sleight of hand, When you are ready, open the cupboard fast and catch the valuebles.
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#2355
Invite Criss Angel over for brunch, ask that he set the table
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#2356
Either tip it back a little or open a little crack and fill with sand or something that takes up space and won't crack the dishes from the bottom up. That way everything is held in place while trying to remove. It might just get a little messy.
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#2357
Slide some fabric or plastic wrap under the door using wires. Make sure it is tight so that when the door is opened the plates don't move. Then just slide the plates to a safe position once the door is opened, once they are all safe remove the fabric or plastic wrap and find a new safe place for your dishes.
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#2358
If you can move it..put cupboard on the floor carefully..front side up..it will do the work..
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#2359
Put on some good and exciting music, insert many sticks and get ready to start spinning. You may want to practise on some cheap dishes before progressing to your good china though
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#2360
You need to gather all the dragon balls and ask Shenron to place the plates back on the shelf neatly. You might need to build a dragon ball radar first tho.
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#2361
Rub ceramic powder on your pets paws and face open the rack and blame it on them
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#2362
It looks like it slides. Slide it open slowly. The pressure holding the dishes as they are should stay steady as the glass moves. When you have it open enough to reach in, do so. Push the plates carefully back toward the shelf and have a helper finish opening the door and carefully move dishes to safety.
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#2363
Order in while enjoying that beautiful cabinet, forever.
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#2364
use a shim! may not be able to save them all. But you can save what you hold on to. Use a cushion system like a inflatable mattress.
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#2367
Open just enough to get a plate out. Fill with rice. Put it back and leave it to the Asians.
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#2368
Cut out a door in the back of the cupboard. Or on the side or underneath. Which ever is easiest
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#2369
How to do it like a witch from the the Discworld: glare at the bowls until they're incredibly embarrassed and decide to stack themselves neatly (or have the Nac Mac Feegle do it).
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#2370
Ask Peter Pan to spay some dust on them > then open.
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#2371
I think You should Call Chuck Norris. He can do this easily.
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#2373
Simple. Cut a piece of the glass from the top with a glass cutter so you can put your hand in and arrange the bowls and the buy a new piece of glass to replace it. It costs less than to buy another set of bowls and its less messy.
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#2374
Shoot them into space where gravity isn't real. Collect them neatly. Return to earth. Simple.
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#2375
Build a really big centrifuge...put your house in the centrifuge.... put the speed of the centrifuge on puree mode....
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#2376
Insert a few strings through door, vertically, spaced out maybe 3cm. Like a harp. secure strings to main cabinet (manually holding is fine). Open door
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#2378
Shift the cupboard forward and try to lie it down on its back
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#2379
Make a will saying that one of your heirs will get everything you own upon your death of they can get the plates out safely. If they break then they only get broken plates. It'll pretty much solve itself after that
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#2381
Slightly open the door as the bowl was on the door and reach the bowl with hands😂😂
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#2383
Copy one bowl then let them all break, after that just push Ctrl V and you can paste new ones!
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#2384
Cut the glass panel out to the right. Then silicone it back in when you've sorted the leaning tower of platesah...
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#2386
Stuff deflater baloons nder the door leaving the open ends out, fill the balloons till they support the plates. Then carefully open the door and at least that might buy you a second to grab them without them crashing downward the moment the door moves.
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#2387
Step 1: put arm out towards cupboard ( preferably your handy hand) Step 2: Firmly grasp handle of cupboard Step 3: YANK! the handle until door opens You have now successfully opened your cupboard
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#2388
panic and run , definitely just stop what you're doing - panic and run .
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#2390
Have your hubby tilt it back while you open and grab....or....slide a thin board or sturdy card board down the top to where it runs between the door and the China holding the China in place or scoot it back until you can grab safely.
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#2392
If possible, remove the hinge pins. Slide the door to the right until you can reach in and grab the plates.
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#2393
Remove the uppar wooden support and first remove the glass , then from top take the plates one by one , so that glass safe and plates also . Sarthik
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#2394
Insert a large balloon or nylon bag underneath the door and inflate through a straw. Open door.
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#2395
Pray god and wait for a miracle ! i know it's useless but so many people do it ! must be a reason....
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#2397
...WITH A DIAMOND GLASS CUTTER, MAKE A HOLE ON THE RIGHT GLASS AND CAREFULLY REACH FOR THOSE CHINAS!!
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#2399
Break one of the top glass panes out completely so that it's safe to reach in and remove the bowls. It's easier to replace the glass pane than it is to replace that porcelain.
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#2400
Open sesame!
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#2401
Easy!! Find the first derivative of the function that predicts the curve of the falling dishes. Mark the critical points and take note that the function is always decreasing. Find the second derivative to more thoroughly sketch the function and its concaves, and flection points. Set pillows and soft cushions to catch the dishes in the precisely calculated points. Problem solved! Math to the rescue!
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#2402
Burn d house in that case you will not be worried about broken plates ur worries will be on the burning house...lol
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#2403
Leave it, kitchen Art who's got it these days?.
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#2404
Depends on how precious the porcelain plates are. If porcelain plates are more precious than the top window part, couldn't you just remove a section of the top window - Method: idk maybe score a section of the top window that gives you enough room to access the plates. To remove the scored piece you can use a suction cup. You'd be able to carefully fix everything from above without having it all come crashing down. I wouldnt suggest smashing the window, as that causes an input to the system at
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#2405
Cover all the glass with vinyl so someone else will open the cupboard and replace the plates for you.
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#2406
If you open the door, they will fall. So, you just need to get long piece of cardboard (2 or 3 meters) and move it from the bottom under the door. Open door, things will fall, but slide on the cardboard, so you can convert the direction from falling vertically to sliding horizontally on the floor...
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#2407
Move your bedroom to the kitchen, place the bed under the door with dishes , fall asleep, wakeup and open the door. Maybe the plates fall on the bed (or maybe not)
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#2408
Play the blue reverse card. This will rewind the events that led to the current state of the dishes, bringing them back to an orderly and accessible stack on the shelf of the cabinet. If you don't have the card in your hand, pull from the deck until you draw one.
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#2409
A spoon full of "sugar" makes the medicine go down!!
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#2410
Lay down a ton of blankets and towels and hope for the best!!
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#2411
Call RadioShack they say you have questions the have answer... but if they don't just Google it
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#2412
If you get the glass cut of the top shelf you can save the plates and can be easily taken out!
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#2413
It looks like you can open the left side of the cabinet without opening the right side. Then you can arrange the plates from there and open the right door without risk. Problem solved 😊
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#2414
Lay the locker down on its back, then open the door.
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#2415
Just place a huge pillow or foam or something like that below the cupboard gates and then open it. Everything will fall on foam.
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#2416
Sign up for a NASA mission, put the cupboard on a spaceship, enter zero-gravity and voila, floating plates.
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#2419
Log into the dark web and claim the plates are worth millions and someone will steal them from you intact
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#2420
Make this post more viral, get Billions of followers. Start marketing business through the followers. Earn enough money to buy new plates and the ear buds.
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#2421
Drill hole in top of cupboard, give dishes Redbull to drink, open cupboard, catch dishes, cut off wings
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#2422
Put a mattress below the cabinet so the dishes fall on safe ground.
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#2424
Seal it shut, carefully remove the cabinet from the wall as to not disturb the plates. Find local art gallery and reinstall, sell for small fortune. Take the proceeds from the sale, reinstall cabinet, and replace all the items in the cabinet. Problem solved
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#2425
Tap and hold on the cupboard until it wiggles. Tap the X button to delete it from your kitchen. Then re-download the cupboard (from your Purchased list).
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#2426
Using a ceramic drill make a hole in the glass to allow you to poke a stick to push the plate in contact with the glass back on to the shelf. Then open the cupboard carefully keeping the stick pushing the plates if necessary.
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#2430
Slide a piece of duct tape vertically into the gap between the two cabinet doors so that the adhesive side is facing the bowls. Repeat until there is enough tape to hold the bowls inside. Open the cabinet door carefully, then remove the tape and throw the bowls at the idiots who made you waste half a roll of duct tape on something stupid.
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#2432
Break the glass on the right side then put in some spons on bottom and take out the bowl from the end.
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#2435
Gently cut and remove the glass above the bowls using glass cutter then simply use your hand to take out the bowls...
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#2436
Break the glass and catch the bowls with a net. The cupboard works again, and next time the bowls topple, it will fall through the hole and will not block the door again. :)
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#2437
Secure the doors to the cabinet.scoot away from the wall. angle the cabinet between 45 and 35 degrees. open doors and safe dishes
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#2439
Extra pair of hands needed for this : Slide a big metal pane between the door and the plates. One person holds the pane while the other fills the plates out petit-a-petit. Bon appétit !
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#2440
Open the door and let it goes, you can't get the new one if the old haven't gone yet.
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#2445
Grab a couch cushion and a blanket. Take the blanket and have some help from family to pull it tight and under the cuburd. Place the cusion on th ground or on the counter top and open the cuburd and let them fall onto the blanket. The pillow is there in case of one bouncing off the blanket
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#2446
Let it gooo~ let it gooo~ can't hold it back anymoreee~ Let it gooo~ let it gooo~ turn away and slam the door~
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#2449
It looks like a sliding door. Try to slide it a tiny bit (slowly!). Poke a balloon through and blow it up (use a balloon pump it it's too awkward). Tie off balloon with string or a balloon tie and repeat. When the cupboard is full of balloon, open enough to get you arm in and push the plates back.
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#2450
With the help of others slide the cupboard and bend it backwards until the angle is enough for the door to be opened without the plates falling out. Take the plates out and put the cupboard back in the upright position then put back the plates.
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#2451
Eat the right side of the mushroom, shrink, enter by a little hole then put the cupboards At the right piace. A mad hatter and a march hare can help.
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#2452
Call trump and tell him to back where he came from. You'll feel good and then a dozen of broken plates don't really matter.
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#2453
Open the door a bit then get in ur hand inside that and save that thingss!
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#2454
Go to a mirror and angrily ask yourself how you got into this position in the first place. Cry.
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#2455
Break the lower glass and push the plates back carefully, and slowly like putting ur baby to sleep. god be with u🙏🏾
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#2456
Lay the floor with mattress? Or whatever surface the plates will land on with pillows or mattrsses.
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#2457
Cut the lower part of the window and slowly pull the plate one by one while holding the others with left hand. make sure to keep some paper or cloth or some water in bucket where the plate might fall. for keeping water you might need to cut the lower left window as well.
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#2458
Lay padding on the floor where bowls might hit when they fall. Open door only slightly and slide in a 3 ft. long yard stick ruler to try to hold up the bowls as you open wider to reach in and save the stack. If a few bowls fall ---- at least you padded the floor.
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#2459
Safely remove the pane of glass on the right and reach and carefully push plates/bowls back up all together
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#2460
Accept this conundrum as a new reality. If it helps you can think of it as a modern art piece exibiting the consequences of loving with possesion. If you love the plates you should just leave them in their new dispaced natural habitat. This is where they live now. But wanting to possess them would lead to them breaking....and you can't form a healthy relationship with something that is broken. .....I mean, you would just be eating cereal off a pile of broken glass....that would be insane.
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#2462
Break one of the window and sort back the plates before opening it
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#2463
Have another person who will catch them when you open the cupboard. Of they break, blame it on that person and make them buy a new set.
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#2465
Just draw a smiley on the glass where the first plate is and then you have a friendly porcelain rope welcoming your guests in the kitchen out of the cupboard
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#2466
Just draw a smiley on the glass where the first plate is and then you have a friendly porcelain rope welcoming your guests in the kitchen out of the cupboard
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#2468
Get a ladder and very carefully take the wood off the top portion of the cupboard. Then take the top piece of glass out. That way you can reach in from the top and straighten out the plates and bowls.
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#2469
Never open it!
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#2470
Get some duct tape, take out bands long enough, slide them inside the cover through side or under depending on the hinges(sticky part facing in) stick them to the edges of the cupboard, make sure there is tension. After 8-9 straps it will be secure enough to open and handle
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#2471
Get two people, take out the hinge screws, keep the door pressed in place. Slowly slide the door down, keeping it pressed aginst the bowls, until the second person can reach in the top and either remove or restart the bowls.
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#2472
Wait for an earthquake.... maybe it'll stack the bowls back upright. 😅
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#2473
Get a blanket and open the door slightly then put the blanket in and let the blanket catch them
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#2474
sie ,müsste die scheibe gegenüber aufschneiden .. dann köbnnte es klappen , wenn überhaupt .. ohne viel Bruch !!
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#2476
Put some very soft fluffy pillows under the cabinet to catch the dishes.
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#2477
Prepare bucket or fabric to keep bowl from falling to the floor.. open the door
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#2478
Which Version of Windows Are You Currently Using? Download a bug fix for it.
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#2479
Let the plates break, then repair them with gold to make them more beautiful and valuable than they were before
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#2481
Call NASA to simulate zero-gravity around the house. Then open the door and chase the ceramics.
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#2482
Trump has all the answers. Then again so does a Magic Eight Ball
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#2483
Teach the person doing the dishes to put things away properly that was either a man or a child , a woman would. It have stacked them so precariously , so Solution open door here almight crash when the come running lie on floor and get a few sick days of ur work to and someone else will clear it up !! The purchase plastic plates ! Solved
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#2484
😹😹😹1.Move a cylinder from the top of the closet with a core drill. 2.Fix them 3.Insert a nice spot in the hole. 4.Anytime MOM 😘.
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#2485
Duhhh it's a sliding door cabinet. Slide it slowly just to fit your hand in, and arrange them properly before slide open it all.
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#2486
Use a drill to cut a hole in the top of the cupboard and then reach down in there and grab them
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#2492
My sons solution: Buy a time-pauser, pause just as the bowls start to fall down as you open the door. Then rearrange the plates. Don't forget to in-pause once you're done.
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#2493
It's easy. Bore a big hole on top of cabinet (if they mean that much to you) then reach down slowly using both arms/hands and grab ever so gently and carefully. Make sure you play some kind of mystery music while you add it. And once you got that covered, attach small boarders along side of the cupboard. And that way, they will hold without sliding off of cabinet cupboard.
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#2494
Just remove the top left glass get in a freaking ladder and pull them all up.10$ for glass.
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#2495
Maybe break the glass panel on top where the bowls went down and pick them up slowly through the opening created.
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#2496
My daughter's solution: Put a big pillow by the door, and the plates won't break when you open.
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#2497
Put pillows down and hope they land softly on the pillows
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#2500
Work out the cost difference between breaking the right hand pane of glass or smashing the bowls! If breaking glass is better, break it and move the bowls. Bit of a boring answer but it might work!! Ha
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#2502
Position a mattress on the floor below the cupboard and open the door very slowly
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#2503
Count how many bowls are at risk of breaking if you open the cupboard. Compare that number with the amount of remaining good bowls and the amount people in your house. If you end up with a deficit, eliminate the extra people in your house. Now you don't have to worry about the bowls getting smashed because you don't need them.
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#2505
Learn the ancient Japanese art of Kintsugi and say they were always intended to be broken for such use. What's broken can be beautiful.
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#2507
Gently slide the window open enough to be able to put your hand inside. The glass hold the plates firm. The friction between the glass and the porcelain isn't something to worry about - the plates will stay where they are. Start saving the plates from the 4th.
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#2508
Try shutting down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!
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#2509
create a portal next to another portal on the other end of the dishes. Grab as they fall through continuously.
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#2513
Put under the cupboard that kind of trampoline that fireman use to rescue people who is escaping of the fire by a window, then open it. ¡Plates saved!
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#2514
Call a glass contractor. He will just have to cut the glass from the top, reach on those stacks. No problemo.
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#2515
Take a picture of it and post it online asking for help.
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#2516
If your bullettime is open then use it. It'll be usable again before the next cupboard. If not circle the house few times and check again.
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#2517
slide the door slowly, very slowly, insert carefully whatever soft and puffy below the porcelain, extend your hand slowly to rearrange the china... don't do this with a shaking hand... good luck
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#2518
Let them break... and then practise Kintsugi - the art of embracing damage. Piece the bits together. You won't view them as destroyed pieces, they become new masterpieces.
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#2519
if you open in slowly enough.. felt like they wont broke because it'll only fall 15 cm to the shelf below it..
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#2520
Flip the shelve. So instead of the shelve standing up, it's lying down.
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#2521
Pull the whole cupboard to be sleeping on floor very slowly & then open it from above like treasure box ;)
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#2524
Call NASA. Arrange passage to the International Space Station. Open in zero G.
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#2525
talk to NASA to take the whole thing out of space , it will levitate
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#2526
Hey there! The best way to handle this, ist to drill a little hole in to the glas an fill the inner space with "Spray foam". If you open it then nothing will fall out.
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#2528
Open enough to put ur hand in or hold stack the kitchen top and floor with pillows and then open the shelf
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#2529
Put on your husbands biggest shirt, extend it from the bottom, and catch allll the things.
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#2530
paint over the glass and react with surprise when somebody opens the door and they all break
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#2533
With the aid of a couple of friends, gently open the door & slide a balloon in just leaving the neck out. Get an air pump and fill the balloon, knot it and let go so it's now in the cupboard. Get your friends to brace the cupboard door and continue to fill it with as many balloons as possible. Then, get your friends to hold a thick quilt underneath the door as a precaution. Carefully open the cabinet door a bit , slide a hand through the balloons & grasp the pile tof bowls to secure them!
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#2534
Place a thick blanket under the shelf. Open the shelf. Imagine life in slow motion as you hold your breath and hope they would survive the operation.
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#2538
AWS solution: create a new cupboard from a snapshot taken before the cups fell. Do not forget to initialize the new cupboard in order to have optimal performance.
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#2539
AWS solution: create a new cupboard from a snapshot taken before the cups fell. Do not forget to initialize the new cupboard in order to have optimal performance.
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#2541
Put a basket under it and let them fall in the basket
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#2542
1. Create a parallel universe where the plates are nicely organized. 2. Switch cupboards. 3. Sell your creation to NASA. 4. Pretend you are just a genius. 5. Win the astrophysics Nobel prize. PS: do not revel the reason why you created the parallel universe for the first time. PS 2: make sure you create a portal big enough, so the cupboard can fit.
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#2544
The glass is probably 1 large pane for whole door so don't smash it. Could cut a hole in the glass TV bank robber style so that you could get you hand it (careful of the alarms). People do this to fit vents in windows or cut a hole in top of the cupboard. Or if cupboard has a standard gravity hook fitting lift it of the wall and lay backwards. Failing this just check internet, see if bowls still for sale to check if you have to replace those that break or entire crockery set!
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#2545
Ask Rick to borrow his portal gun, make a portal into the cupboard, reach in for the plates. Wubba Wubba Dub Dub!
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#2546
Place cushions at the foot of the cupboard before you open it, so even if the plates do fall, they won't break! Win win.
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#2547
In Zelda smashing all pottery, and exiting the room will respawn new dinner ware. Also some gems may drop ;D
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#2548
The real question is how the hell you managed to get it like that?
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#2549
It looks like a sliding door so shouldn't there be a door on the other side that slides in the opposite direction? Open that side, reach in and fix the dishes.
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#2551
Put everything fluffy you can find on the floor, pillows, teddy bears, even a mattress and open. Tada!
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#2553
I dont care how she does it! I just want to know the result of her choice!
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#2554
Make a hole in Glass, then spray Solid Foam that is used to cover and fill Rat-Holes. The dishes will be static and won't move. Finally, remove the foam from the plates! *Tada!!!
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#2555
Turn the kitchen into a foam pit, then open cupboard at will
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#2556
Put some beanbags on the floor..then open the cupboard.. so all the plates will drop onto the beanbags instead of the floor
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#2557
Enjoy a dramatic opening joke, film it and then post it. Everyone it's going to thank you!
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#2558
Build a space 🚀 around your home and launch into outer space. Open cupboard in zero gravity, wella!
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#2559
Put the cupboard in front of a filled 5-foot pool and then just open the door. Or just put the whole cupboard in the pool.
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#2560
Bring an acrobatic plate spinner to catch the plates on his/her poles.
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#2561
Spread sofa cushions (or use the air bed) on the floor, open the cabinet and let the plates fall on cushions safely.
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#2562
Get a bed pillow place it under the cupboard open door slowly and then try catching them.
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#2564
Open it just enough to get your hand in to move the plates
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#2565
Smash the glass on top and remove the unaffected plates first, should be able to minimise damage to the lowest.
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#2566
Open up the door quickly. Then use catlike reflexes to catch every bowl that falls.
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#2568
Break in the next square window by poring boiling and than ice cold water right after the other, (repeat procedure 3-4 times if necessary) then give it a small hammer , then grab them with your hand.
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#2569
That's impossible. Instead only try to realise the Truth... There are no plates...
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#2570
Start with some good old duct tape and tape that door right where it is so that it doesn't move open. Carefully tape up the glass holding the plates and the pain of glass below the one holding the plates and brake the bottom pain of glass by pressing on it. Remove the glass by pushing it in only (don't pull on it) then remove everything form that shelf. Using as big a bit of thin ply wood that will fit through the hole, then push up against the inside of the door with ply to push the plates up.
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#2572
You can surround the floor with sponge/bubble wrap/ mattresses.. And then open the door!
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#2574
Break the upper glass. Presto you can get the plates easily.
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#2575
Goto Donald Trump Tell him it's wrong and he'll make it right
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#2576
Just keep all the pillows and cusions on the floor and open the shelf..if plates falls then will fall on cusion without breaking..simple
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#2578
Prepare some pillow or something bellow the self. so when it fall it will serve as a cushion.
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#2579
Use a wired clothes hanger. Bend into L shape. Open door slightly. Insert wire thoigh crack. And move into place to hold the bowls. Open door fully
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#2580
Swish & flick your wand while saying wingardium leviosa. P.S. It's pronounced "LeviOsa" NOT "LevioSA"
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#2581
Somewhere near a dozen coat-hangers, 12 rubber bands, a towel, a hose attached to the sink tap and a bunch of balloons. Requires about 2 towel-widths of clearance under the cupboard door. Make a cradle from the coat-hangers and 8 rubber bands; constructed in a way that it can slide under the door flat with the towel on top, then stand up. Use the 4 remaining rubber bands to attach the towel to the cradle. Inflate balloons under the cradle until cradle catches bowls. Empty balloons 1 by 1.
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#2582
Use a diamond cutter (those that use to cut glass) and cut a circle/hole, then take out those porcelains one by one. You have to change a new glass door though, but only for that section
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#2583
Forget the plates - What about the spooky being holding the camera in the reflection bottom right hand corner? And the plates on the left should be straight but they're bent - This pic is really wierd man (In Hyde's voice from "that 70's show')
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#2585
in my humble opinion,the best chance to save your precious porcelain is by opening the glass above it.before that,laid the cupboard on the ground to prevent huge damages.
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#2587
Tow the house into space using a flock of seagulls and then open the cupboard in zero gravity
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#2588
From the top. Bore a hole on the ceiling if you have to.
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#2590
Create a sliDe with three Personn with blanket or towel or Curtian . angle it so that the plates fall perfectly sliding slowly. And get a soft landing zone or someone to catch the plates off the slide . And wear gloves just incase.
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#2591
Who are we kidding, you're just gonna open the door really slowly with one hand while you try to stop the bowls from falling with the other!
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#2593
Just put like pillows under then open and they will land soft and won't brake
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#2594
Lay the cupboard on the floor then u can open it without breaking any plates !
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#2595
Simple answer go buy a dog like a Boston Terrier or a small poodle then by the dog a dog bed call your mom have her come over you hold the dog bed ask your mom to open the door fast and then put the the dog bed under the dishes as fast as you can to catch all of the china.
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#2598
Run off with the Circus, live among clowns, learn how to juggle. Bring your clown friends home, open door, start juggling. Keep sword swallowers away from kitchen knives.
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#2599
Usually there are 2 doors on a cupboard. Open the other door and push them up from the bottom.
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#2600
1)get 2 strong man to assist 2)Move the cardboard slowly out 2)slowly bring down the cardboard laying flat on the floor (slow motion when lowering it to flat to preven any damage to glassware 3) now is safe to remove all the glassware from thr cardboard 4)shift the cardboard back to its original position 5)rearrange the glasswares in the cardboard
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#2603
Open after Trump is impeached, restoring the earth to it's natural balance.
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#2604
open it slowly reach the plate using your hand before it drops ;-)
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#2606
If its a sliding door, which it seems to be, open the door enough to reach in and restack the plates before opening it the rest of the way.
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#2610
What you're gonna do is go ahead and buy a glass cutter. Also, if you don't already have one, buy a step ladder as well. Once you have both items, you're going to cut both top panes of glass. Once you are able to comfortably reach inside, you're going to insert a large comforter blanket on the right side of the cabinet, below and up to the section of dishes. Once the bed comforter is inserted, you will then begin to remove the china from the cabinet, one by one, starting on the right side. 👍🏻
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#2612
Gently lie the cupboard face down on a mattress holding doors closed with your arm underneath. Release the door and very slowly lift the cupboard up still holding your arm underneath helping them slide out gently.
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#2613
Forget about these ones. Just make sure you stack the new ones that you buy, in a perfect upright position.
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#2615
Submit it as mannequin cupboard to Facebook and YouTube with public setting. Use the money to buy new dishes
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#2616
Call John Cena ... Plates cant see him coming...
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#2617
Drag your bed mattress next to this cupboard to cushion any falling plates and just open the cupboard as per normal.
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#2618
Drink some nuclear waste, grow many limbs, catch all of the dishes apon opening.
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#2619
Place your mattress on the floor near to the cupboard. Based on physics concept, thick mattress with soft surfaces are used in events such as high jump( well, in this case is the plates) When the plates fell , the momentum is reduced to zero by the impulsive force acting on it. The cushion is used so that the time interval of impact on landing is extended, thus reducing the impulsive force. This can prevent injuries to the plates.( prevent the plates from breaking though ) HAHAHAH
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#2623
Whatever you choose it is important that you set up a video camera and immediately post to you tube once the job is complete, otherwise, it will not work.
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#2624
Use a glass-cutter on a piece of string to cut a circle big enough for your arm in the top piece of glass, then reach in and rearrange the stack. Or just be fucking wild and throw the door open and watch them smash!
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#2625
Hold the door of your cupboard and slowly open it just a bit. Place clothes below your cupboard so that when the plates falls it won't break.
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#2626
If there is space under the cupboard ( i cant see in d pic) insert a matress made of cotton... The plates wont smash
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#2627
Slide open the door on the left, cut a big nice square opening from the side on the top level and your plates out.
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#2628
open it slightly, slide some form of hard board in there, push against the boad, open the cabinet, slide the board to the point where you can adjust the plates without causing them to fall.
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#2629
Move the cupboard away from the wall, and lean or turn it completly and place on the floor. Then open.
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#2630
It is a matter of economic, if the plates are cheap buy an anti-gravity machine from ebay. If the plates are irreplaceable buy an anti-gravity machine. (Choose a small radius one for slighter better price)
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#2633
did anyone tried an time-machine? go back in time then fix the cause.. try not to see yourself back there..
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#2635
From the picture above, the cupboard is a sliding one. Just slide the cupboard open, just barely enough to stick a hand in to stop the plates from dropping.
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#2638
Appear to be a sliding cabinet from the picture: 1. Slide the right side of the cabinet door 2. Clear all the fragile items from the right 3. Stack soft materials (e.g. blankets) till the level of the first bowl 4. The soft materials need to be as close to the sliding door as possible 5. Slowly slide the cabinet door open 6. Once wide enough for the hand to reach the bowls, support it and slowly push it back The soft materials will cushion in case bowl starts to fall
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#2639
Throw the cabninet away and buy a new one which has plates putted the right way
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#2641
Unplug it for 30 seconds and then plug back in... that should reset it
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#2642
If you've been good to gravity, maybe it'll give you a break....or in this case many! Good luck 👌🏼
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#2644
Get some solid wire, bend it 90 degrees and bend a loop at one end for a handle. Wrap duct tape around the other end so that it's inside-out and helps hold the plate steady. Turn the wire like a key so the tape bit rests the plate and slide open. Presto!
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#2645
Break top glass panel. Reach hand in to remove plates and bowls one by one. Replace glass panel.
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#2646
Put a bunch of mattresses and pillows on the floor. Tadah!
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#2649
Cut the glass on the right and reach in and grab the plates, you'll have to fix the glass but it's better than the plates
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#2652
Here's a real solution- you need to cut the glass if you want to save the plates. Cut the glass panel above to lift out the plates. Or cut the glass panel below to access the plates- post more pictures so can have a better look at the door itself
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#2653
Smash the upper glass. Then get a home small lader. Get on it and taje the responsibility to rescue every single plate.
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#2655
This is a Shrödinger cupboard, where plates are broken and not broken at the same time. Just ask Shrödingers cat what he did to solve it.
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#2657
In Japan they fix broken things with gold.. they say it adds more value seeing the hostorical beauty it possess.
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#2658
Ctrl+shift+C type in "boolProp testingCheatsEnabled true" then shift click on the post box, select "Make all Happy". Then no matter what happens everyone will be happy!
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#2660
Put Lots and lots of pillows or cushions under or below you and the cabinets. Perhaps also bring a blanket to nicely catch the plates from closer distance. Good luck!!
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#2661
Carefully destroy the upper left window. Then you can remove all plates from above.
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#2662
Take a roll of toilet paper and wrap around your dominant hand including your fingers. Hold the handle of the cupboard with the non dominant hand and pull. once the sound ends and ceramics destroyed, use the dominant hand to clean the tears.
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#2663
Tape the sides of the cupboard until it the top. Fill it with water. Let the plates float. Remove the tape from top to bottom slowly ... until the plates float to the ground. Open the cupboard! :)
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#2664
With a glass cutter, cut a whole in the glass in the center of the outer plate, the whole should be smaller than the plate. Then, push the plates back up with your hand and hold it there while slowly opening the cupboard and repositioning your hold.
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#2665
Sell it on ebay as a puzzle challenge. Buy new plates and cupboard.
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#2666
Buy new house, move into it, buy cupboard similar to your old one, then open old cupboard, and back to your new home, check if plates have despawned in your new place, if not, keep trying it until you will succeed. By the way, you will have new house.
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#2667
Fire a portal hole at the floor in front of the cupboard and another in the glass supporting the bowls. Allow bowls to continuously fall through both and swiftly grab a plate as the fall past you until you have retrieved all plates. Close portals to prevent injuries to small children with great curiosity
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#2669
Open the glass till the wood hit the plate, slip your hand inside the cupboard hold the pile of plates and open
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#2671
cut the glass on the upper right side and get the plates one by one. problem solve!
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#2672
How did this even happen? Second that cabinet has a sliding door so don't open it because everything is not stable once you shift it to the right. Glass is far less$ to replace so I say don't break it with force because there are two stacks that are going in different directions. Get a hand glass score & go to the top section of the pane & cut a big enough hole for your hand then tap out the center( might want to tape the rest of glass) save dishes. Keep a piece of glass for replacement.
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#2674
Get a large decorative Japanese style fan, open the door just enough to slide the fan in while closed and open the fan at the same time as the door, creating a sort of floor
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#2675
Possible to slide the cupboard away from the wall and remove the back?
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#2676
Like a good neighbor Statefarm is there...Hi Sally looks like youre gonna need a new set
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#2677
2 ways, have someone carefully move the plates from the other door carefully if the door is hinged in such a way to allow access. Some will fall to the lower shelf but they shouldn't break from that height. The other way is to get a big blanket, stuff or line a large box or plastic crate to give enough cushion and open the door slowly with the box as close to the cabinet edge as possible and let the plates fall slowly. You'll need 2 or 3 people. Again, the fall shouldn't break the dishes.
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#2678
Carefully break the glass panel on the top portion, remove the plates from the top.. a broken glass is cheaper than the broken plates :D
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#2679
Open the door 1/4 inch, use a silicone caulking gun and drizzle it down over the bowls and glass. Let it cover as much of the bowls as possible. Wait several days. Now the bowls are safely and temporarily 'glued' together. Open door/bowl combo and slowly peel the flexible silicone off one bowl at a time.
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#2680
Find someone with claims to have an obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) and lock him up in your kitchen.. Wait 2 hours.... If the dishes are perfectly aligned in their shelves, undamaged, and your kitchen shines and smell flowers; success!, and mr. OCD actually _has_ OCD.. If failure, congratulate the fellow and tell him that he clearly doesn't have OCD...
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#2682
Bring the mattress from the bed room, speread them over a reliable area (estimate how far the plates could probably fall), open the door and try to catch few of them or try to push them away from falling on each other.
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#2684
Unscrew the handle and drill a hole where it sits, insert a large stick or strong wire and push the bowls onto the shelf, replace handle and open with ease the fully fix the bowls
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#2685
Looks like sliding doors to me. If it's correct. Then slide slightly open to allow your hands to retrieve them!
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#2686
Step one: open cupboard Step two: have maid clean up your mess Step three: enjoy privilege
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#2688
Draw a smiley face on the glass where the last plate is. It will be a reminder that when things go wrong, you will always have Internet :)
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#2689
Secure the front doors and remove the back of the cupboard which can be tacked back on or replaced
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#2690
You know... you can just put large pieces of foam anywhere below the plates and have a blanket surrounding it to make a perfect landing. You know, the usual Simone Biles
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#2691
whilst brushing your teeth, have a bottle of bourbon in the other hand. Spit your toothpaste on the glass, take a swig of bourbon, polish the bottle off, then smash the glass with the bottle, catch plates in arms and place safely onto the bench. Problem solved.
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#2692
Imagine this is "gzhel" made in russia. Open the door and enjoy the crash.
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#2693
Carefully open cupboard door. With your left hand, reach for a wine glass as you ignore the other cupboard in question.
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#2694
Why you stack them that way??? Don't forget to have shoes on when you are cleaning up the glass!
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#2695
Leave cupboard locked but Open cut the glass on the bottom right. Cut the cardboard that the plates are placed in n gently pull it down to remove the first half on the right. Then slowly remove wat yo hand can with plates on the left. once it's left with just a few countable bowls....open the cupboard slowly and gentle remove the plates.
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#2697
It looks like a sliding door. If so, there should be 2 pcs of sliding doors. Remove the unaffected door, by lifting up the door and it should come off the rail and can be removed from the cabinet. Than reach in from the right and retrieve the bowls 😀
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#2699
U can remove the glass on the shelf up of plates and then remove the shelf up of the plates and take the plates one by one
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#2700
Use a glass cutter for the right side of the mirror... *lights up a cigar*
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#2701
place soft cushions all around the floor and then slowly open:D
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#2702
If it's not a built in you can slide it away from the wall and easily pop the back off. Then repair the back after.
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#2703
Wait for the earthquake to do it for ya... *winks*
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#2704
Cut a small circular hole in the window and use a thin pole to push the dishes back up and then reglaze.
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#2705
Easy, 2-4 people and a duvet. HAVE the duvet directly under the cupboard (hold it up with a slight dip so that they don't fall over the side) and open the cupboard so they don't fall far and VOILA you have your bowls
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#2707
Use a glass cutter to cut a hole smaller than the first bowl but bigger than your hand. Then push them back.
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#2708
You can move the glass next to it and easily take those plates No harm 🌚👌
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#2709
Cut just around the pane of glass holding the plates. That way you only cut through the wood. Hold that pane back while you open the door. Fix the plates. Then glue the wood back in.
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#2710
Honestly, you're a mom right? Are your children young? Take the display outside and have a whack at it when you feel stressed out by them. Screw the plates, keep your sanity.
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#2711
Just lay some thick blanket or cloth on the floor and spread it out. Then open the door? LOL
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#2712
Break or separate the top glass square on the cupboard and take out the bowls one by one of the cupboard. If they don't have a sentimental value, do what #1 said. :)
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#2714
Go to the store. Buy vinegar, baking soda, yeast, and a bottle of tequila. You'll also need some nails a pack of big league chew and some potatoes. Throw all of it away chug the tequila. Die of alcohol poisonin.
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#2715
Tons of pillows on the floor in front of the cabinet. Open away
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#2716
Slide the left cabinet door to get to the plates/bowls...
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#2717
Looks like it's time to mail Flat Stanley to help with this situation.
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#2719
The glass for the door can be replaced. Break the one above and simply take out the plates.
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#2720
Take the cupboard to nasa. They can fly it to space. With the absence of graviry, you should be able to safely remove the dishes without fear of them breaking. Or, if nasa can't do it, build a machine capable of creating a zero gravity field inside your house.
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#2721
Put loads of mattress in front of the cupboard, open the cupboard and pray they will not break
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#2722
Get a glass cutter, like those used in the movies. Cut a circle slightly bigger then the plates, and you can save the plates but not your cabinet. Question: which of it cost more? Cabinet or plates?
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#2723
Tell to the dishes that they are doing mannequin challenge and then open the door
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#2724
Pull a cloth at the level of the cupboard and then open the cupboard andallow your porcelain to slide out to safety.
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#2725
Smash the right glass carefully making the cabonet not shake. Then put your hand inside and lift up the plates to its proper position.
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#2726
This is your plates way of doing the mannequin challenge!
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#2727
Smash the top left glass while pressing against he cupboard door to avoid any plates slipping when doing ya smash and grab.. Goodluck
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#2728
Put a fluffy mattress or a pile of fluffy pillows on the ground where you assume it may land. This might prevent breakage, and you won't need to tilt the cupboard or anything.
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#2731
Buy 20 sacks of marshmallows, sneak some of it in the layers of the cabinet and the floor, while slowly opening the cabinet, eat some. That should do it.
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#2732
Put sufficient padding close under the cupboard to catch the falling plates, open the door slowly, and save the plates from harm.
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#2733
Open a hole from the cupboard on the left, large enough to fit your hand. Hold the plates in place while you open the door. Stack the plates vertically from now on. Brag about your ingenious solution to hubby so he takes care of the carpentry work. Alternatively, accept defeat and film the event in ultra slow motion. Post in YouTube. Become a millionaire. Buy as many plates as you please.
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#2735
If u can, try to pry the top side of thw shelf or use a drill to make a big hole wer u can take the bowls one at a time.. But do it slowly. The vibration might shake the cupboard..
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#2736
Get a friend to assist and steps for height. Unscrew door hinge & drop a throw or cardboard down the glass door to protect and use the door as the catcher. Flipping the top toward you, slow & gently but keeping the door close at the bottom, rising slowly, until all the bowls are secured. If you can, drop a cloth down first in case any fall.
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#2737
Or looks like a sliding door. Open a bit, wriggle your hand in, lift the plates to safety.....
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#2738
Take melted chocolate and pour inside. Once it sets, cool it with a fan. When it goes hard, you can open the cupboard. Invite the whole neighbourhood to lick the chocolate and free the plates one by one.
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#2739
Just ask mom.. Mothers know the answer to almost everything!
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#2740
Pray to God! Miracle may happen. Or blame yourself and you're done. Lol
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#2741
Put a pillow or something soft underneath the cupboard and then open and hope it lands on the soft sheets
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#2742
have a nice trip to space with that cupboard beside you, but take care not to loose them beyond time!
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#2743
Remove the glass above the bowls. If it's a face mount door barely open the door and use a wooden yard stick from home depot to gradually push them on to the shelf.
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#2745
put some Greek music, clap your hands and dance and open the door :)
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#2746
With someone's help tilt the cupboard backwards. Open up the door remove the plates and everything else thats inside. Stand back up the cupboard. Rearrange everything back in cupboard. Only works if it's not fixed to the wall or anything else
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#2748
With someone's help tilt the cupboard backwards. Open up the door remove the plates and everything else thats inside. Stand back up the cupboard. Rearrange everything back in cupboard. Only works if it's not fixed to the wall or anything else
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#2749
How in the bejesus did it get that way in the first place?
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#2750
Become a Jedi. Use the Force. Oh, and try not to fall for the Dark Side
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#2751
Before opening the cabinet, video record it and post it as the best Mannequin challenge ever!
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#2752
Just break upper cupboard glasses. It will be easier to repair cupboard.
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#2753
Get a needle and a string. String has to be longer than the height of the cupboard. Thread the needle inside the cupboard door from the top and all the way down. The end of the string will have a heavy-duty tape attached to it and will guide it all the way down. Once the tape is on the inside of the door, slip the tape inbetween the plate and the door. It should hold it enough so you can open the door slowly and get your hands on the plates.
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#2754
Borrow a Portable Hole from Roger Rabbit, put it on the floor and open the door. Sell the broom and the vacuum cleaner.
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#2755
Borrow a Portable Hole from Roger Rabbit, put it on the floor and open the door. Sell the broom and the vacuum cleaner.
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#2756
cover the lower glass pane with duct tape And then take a big hammer break it with medium force no to shake the cupboard. Then remove the tape it will come off as one sheet and the glass will be stuck to it. Then save your plates. Changing one glass pane is much cheaper than your China collection
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#2757
Train hard for years. Get quick. Open the shelf. Throw a pokeball fast. You gonna catch them all.
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#2762
Cut the top left window, pull them out.if this is a built in .
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#2763
Take a really nice professional photograph, frame it really nicely and sell it with a really really good price. You then use the money to buy even better plates!
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#2764
These are sliding doors and the bowls are flush to the glass. Slide door part ways open hold and lift bowls with left hand while opening with the right. Go slow .
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#2765
REALISTIC ANSWER - Open the door on the left > Dig a big hole > Get the plates > You are done. Advantage- this will help you if the problem persists again.
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#2766
It's a sliding door. Start sliding ever so gently to the right and creep your left hand in to catch the plates from falling.
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#2767
Open the door right next to it alkde your hand in and tilt them up
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#2769
Cut out the window on the right hand side with a glass cutter Reach in from that side and start taking out your plates
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#2771
This looks like a free standing cupboard. Apparently it got tilted forward in order to create the scene we are looking at. Carefully move cupboard away from wall, Slowly tilt backward until dishes and bowls and whatever are no longer pinned against glass door. Open door. Remove all dishware. Bring cabinet upright again. Move cabinet back into place and tie it to the wall (there are ways). Replace your stuff and celebrate with just two glasses of wine this time instead of two bottles.
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#2772
Press and hold the power button, home and volume down button all together for 10 seconds. Then wipe cache and reboot. Plates will be stacked in a neat order once again.
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#2775
Slowly with someones help tilt the cupboard carefully and put it on its back and open it!
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#2776
Simple!! find the dwarves from "The Hobbit" make them your house guests and they will do the rest.
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#2777
Slowly with someones help tilt the cupboard carefully and put it on its back and open it!
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#2779
Go buy a glass sucker and a glass cutter, stick the glass sucker to the right window and cut around it -if the plates are dear to your heart-
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#2780
Take all the mattresses from your beds and arrange them near the cupboard on the floor and then open the door...
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#2781
Take out the top two panes of glass. Brace the door so it doesn't open on its own. Then get a step stool and start gently taking them out, starting from the cascading ones in front and then addressing the leaning ones in the back. Good luck!
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#2783
seems like smashing the glass on the right hand side is possibly the best way to get to the plates without smashing them, but then again if you smash the glass with something like a hammer it could maybe shake the plates and they could fall off.
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#2784
Get a glass cutter, cut a hole just to the right of the bowl against the glass big enough for your arm to fit through and slide the bowls up and balance them on their shelf.
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#2785
Take the risk, Slide open the door very slowly until just big enough for your hand to get in to hold the almost falling bowls to a stable position.
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#2787
I'm from the future. Don't go back in time. Shit sucks now
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#2791
Move the cupboard foward away from the wall and slowly tilt back until plates mive away from the door, then open door and remove plates.
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#2792
I don't know, but it's the Internet, so video what you do or it didn't happen!
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#2793
Put ur hand under the plate where it is dropping and catch it ur reaction must be fast
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#2794
Dont open. Wait 'till plants grow and spiders build their webs. Then you can safely open. It's proven.
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#2796
Take the cupboard with you in a plane, then ask the pilot to let it free fall for a few seconds, which will feel like zero gravity. Open the cupboard safely.
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#2797
First.... open the wine and gently pour 2 glasses 3/4's full. Consume the one one the right first followed by the one on the left. Now carefully and quietly tip the wine bottle towards your lips... sip... don't guzzle. When the bottle is empty, call the Glass guy to cut the pane under and over the dishes... if you're still standing...!try to remember why you had the glass cut and follow your instincts. Then carefully open another bottle of wine...,
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#2798
1 - Drill hole in the top of the cupboard; 2 - Pour in sand until full; 3 - open the cupboard slowly, you will have time to stabilize the plates. Then, re-fill the hole, paint over it, job done.
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#2799
Blow a sausage balloon up inside the door, under the plates, and open the door incremnrily
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#2801
Call David Blaine and he will remove his skeleton and become slender man and will slide into the cabinet through a tiny crevice and catch and straighten up the falling dishes for you while having 59 million people watching al this go down on national TV and then when done we can all relax
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#2802
lieth the cupboard and take the dishes without breaking anything
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#2803
Bring a couple of big pillows and duvet. Should prevent *some breaking
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#2804
buy a mirror cutter..cut the area that u think can save the plates.. then replace with new glass
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#2805
Just open the door and catch as many as you can and hope for the best
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#2806
Open the cupboard's back side. Put the plate on the right position from behind.
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#2808
build a time machine > go back to the time when you bought the plates > buy the cheapest ones > wait for this scenario to happen again > open the cabinet > GUESS WHO'S HAVING THE LAST LAUGH?
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#2811
Take the mattress of your bed near the cupboard . Tell your husband to volunteer as WWE wrestler give him a stunner or a chokeslam or anything of your choice to just check if the mattress is soft enough for the plates. If your husband is alive , Go head its safe to open the door .
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#2812
Go to the boksing gym, work on eye-hand coordination and explosive hand speed. Time to become a pro =10000 hours. Good luck little grasshopper!
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#2813
Hold the door! Hold the door! Holddoor, holddor HODOR!!!
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#2815
Get a sheet of 1/4 plywood wide enough to slide in from the bottom of the cupboard and leave you a gap to reach around but long enough to give you grip from the bottom. Your local hardware store should be able to size. With the help of someone, open the cupboard while sliding your hand up to support the board and dishes. Have the helper stabilise the dishes.
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#2816
Open the door and shout 'Opa' a few times as the plates smash. Hey presto you have a Greek celebration.
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#2817
Send your husband backwards in time and instruct him to warn you not to stack your porcelain in such a precarious fashion. Oh wait, you tried that one already...but you ignored his sage advice and now look what happened.
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#2818
Send your husband backwards in time and instruct him to warn you not to stack your porcelain in such a precarious fashion. Oh wait, you tried that one already...but you ignored his sage advice and now look what happened.
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#2819
Call the company of Thorin. They are good with dishes!
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#2820
Obviously this hasn't happened before presumably. Who put the dishes away last. Tell them next time bottom shelf first, small sturdy even stacks, away from the ledge. Get one of those brick oven pizza trays with the long handle, slide it in between the cabinet under the shelf where the series of unfortunate events is about to occur...and I've got nothing.
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#2821
Tell your neighbor that you have a gift but it's in your kitchen and you can't open it so it won't be your fault.
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#2822
Wait till the next ice age to freeze it all. Then open the the door with no problem!
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#2823
Cut a small hole (just big enough for your hand to pass through) with a jigsaw in the wall adjacent. Reach in and gently lift the dishes back into place. The wall can be patched easily by replacing the piece you sawed out, mudding around the perimeter, and repainting.
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#2825
Unscrew the hinges and slowly lower the door with two people, to create a gap, while a third stands on a ladder and reaches over to get the dishes.
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#2826
Make the cupboard lay down if possible??????then open the door! If all fail.... Burn the cupboard and the plates will be all it remains in good condition i guess!!!
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#2827
If possible: Remove hinges and slide door upwards (like the movement of a garage door) and grab plates from below.
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#2828
Wait till Global Warming makes the water level rise all over the world. Your house will be flodder sooner or later. Open the door, the dishes will nicely float around. Then unplug the oceans..
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#2829
Draw a face and antennas on the glass in front of the plate den take a selfie with it and HASHTAG IT #THERE JUST F#*KING PLATES! And have a nice day #namaste
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#2830
It looks like a sliding glass door. If it is sliding door, open slowly and only enough to put something through the opening to hold the bottom of the bowls until you can reach your whole hand in and then put everything back
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#2831
Post the picture to a clickbait site. Headline: "Mom opens cupboard. You won't BELIEVE what happens next!" Collect ad revenue. Buy new dishes.
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#2832
Put a tub of water underneath on the counter and open the door
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#2833
Ask Jaroslaw Kaczynski from Poland. He knows everything!
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#2834
Give the cupboard as a wedding gift to a nice greek couple
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#2835
Open the cupboard only after topple over the cupboard (cupboard back to the ground). Gravity will move the precious porcelain plates to the other side of the cupboard door.
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#2836
just slide the door softly to the right, then use your hand to take out the plate one by one.
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#2841
Take the glass out of the door next to it and then you can easily take the plates out.
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#2842
Buy a cheap set of plates and leave the cupboard as it is. You will always have a topic of conversation when drinking with friends.
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#2843
Leave it, and if and when your daughter gets married, use this as one of the tasks your son in law has to do to pass the test to marry her
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#2844
Build a wall in front of the cabinet. Then buy a new cabinet with new dishes.
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#2845
what's the fuzz about this... it's just plates mom :(
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Ratshikombo Rfi Ra-phi (Submission author) 9 years ago
What's all this fuzz bout this? ... it's just the good damn plates mom...:-0 face it it's over they're history
#2847
If this is a free standing cabinet, slide it away from the wall. The back of the cabinet is a separate piece and should be able to be removed easily. Then reach in and...
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#2848
Go to Las Vegas and have fun, get a few drinks, get a bit tipsy. Make sure you get around and meet people. Keep on doing this for a few days, you should by then have met David Copperfield. Make friends with David and invite him over for dinner. Make sure he is very hungry and let him sort out the mess
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#2850
Unscrew hinges, cant cabinet toward you slowly easing pressure off the sliding plates. The plates may shift so ensure you are high enough to reach over the now tilted window and push the sliding plates back on to the shelf.( I would suggest getting some help. One person to hold and tilt cabinet and another to secure plates). This should work. Also make sure you heavily pad the entire area beneath the cabinet, this way even if you slip up you may still save the china!
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#2852
Cut glass in 10 *5 cm size using glass cutter just below the first plate. Cover one hand with hard cloth and support first through the hole and open door with other hand.
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#2853
Open up a museum of your plates floating in air and save enough money to buy a new set of plates.
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#2854
Put a huge enough pail of water below the shelf and open the door!
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#2855
Dig a trench in the back yard, tilt the house, open glass door, then put said house back upright
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#2856
Remove the lowest shelf with the cupboard doors taped shut. Then rearrange plates and open doors.
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#2857
It looks like there's another door on the left. Open that left door and catch the falling bowls. Solved 👏
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#2858
Put a mattress on the floor where they will land safely.
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#2859
Move the cabinet out just a bit, take off the back of the cabinet, if the cabinet is newer it should just be a thin piece of wood tacked on with finishing nails. You can then access the plates.
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#2860
It's a slide door . Slowly slidea back and collect the plates.
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#2861
It's time you try rusian roulette!!!! Should be fun.... please go pro the whole shabang!!!! I need some amuzment!!!
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#2863
Let them fall, let them break. Make them better and fix them like the Japanese: Kintsugi (or kintsukuroi) is a Japanese method for repairing broken ceramics with a special lacquer mixed with gold, silver, or platinum. The philosophy behind the technique is to recognize the history of the object and to visibly incorporate the repair into the new piece instead of disguising it.
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#2864
Flip the cardboard upside down and everything will go back to normal.
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#2865
Fill the house with sponge stress balls, then open the door.
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#2866
Call Chuck Norris. When plates see him, they will stock back itself and salute him.
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#2867
Open it, let 'em all fall. Grab hammer and destroy the rest that didn't break. Those are some ugly ass dishes.
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#2868
Move you're couch under the cabinet, open the cabinet. Cross your fingers.
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#2870
Look around and see if you can assemble a rudimentary lathe.
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#2871
The game is sticking, pull it out blow the cathridge and reinsert. The plated will be lined up properly when you pass it.
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#2874
Remove the back panel of the cupboard, remove the plates from the rear! Simples!
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#2875
open the door a Crack and slide a piece of cardboard or thin plexiglass between door and plates. support plexiglass while opening door. slowly slide plexiglass to side while pushing back plates
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#2876
Too easy! Take the cupboard skydiving. Open the door as you are falling and safely gather dishes as they fall at the same speed as the cupboard.
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#2877
My 10 years old girl said, bring the cupboard to NASA, place it into a chamber and switch on the anti-gravity mode. There you can float away to collect your plates and bowls without breaking them.
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#2878
Open door very slightly. Have another person slide a thin metal sheet just behind the door then hold tight against the plate. Open the door; slide the metal sheet enough to readjust plates, ...
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#2879
It's obvious these dishes need to live free or die! Just open the door
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#2880
open a little and insert metal wire to place below the falling dish to support and open a little wider until you can stick you arm in.
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#2881
Put the cupboard on its back open it take the dishes out stand it up right and organize that stuff
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#2882
If you can access the back of the cabinet, carefully pry of the back panel and reach in and grab the bowls.
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#2884
open it and hope your reflexes are as fast as a cartoon characters reflexes
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#2885
Climb in the attic, cut a hole in the ceiling and top of the cabinet. Reach down and replace plates. Patch hole. Be pissed cuz your cabinet now looks like crap.
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#2887
Get on the new TV show "Timeless" so you can go back in time to just before the bowls tipped and secure them.
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#2888
Call Cyril Takayama. He can poke through glass without breaking it.
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#2889
Obviously, the dishes are angry at something you've done. Think about how you have wronged them, accept responsibility, and apologize. Try to rebuild your relationship. It will take time. If you're lucky, those dishes will forgive you and let you back in their life. You have to earn it.
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#2890
Call NASA, ask to quickly borrow a zero gravity chamber.
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#2891
When your daughter or son brings home their first date, give them this challenge as a test of wits.
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#2893
Go to nearest Pizzeria and borrow this thing for puting pizza in owen, open cupbard 1cm just that this thing can go inside and hold plates. Put pillows on floor in case some plates slip away... also arrange that 2 persons, 4 hands abowe pillows to catch plates in case few slip away that they can catch before they smash one to other. or just call Flash..
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#2894
Well if dishes are very important I would break the upper pane of glass lift dishes out and replace that pane of glass once dishes are saved. Would be cheep fix
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#2895
Don't be a pussy just open the fucker an what will happen will happen
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#2896
If plates most important break upper glass take them out . Glass cheep to replace
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#2897
Advise the plates that they will take part in the mannequin challenge and will have to stay still, then open cabinet door effortlessly.
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#2899
Put your blanket set, open the cupboard and let the plates fall on the blanket.
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#2900
Scotch tape the entire top left glass panel break it with a hammer broken pieces will stick together Reach in stack back pile of bowls Refurbish broken glass panel Done
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#2901
You should probably just smash the glass panel on the left, put your hand in and push all the plates back on the shelf. Or you could try taking the batteries out and blowing on 'em.
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#2902
Just collect those dishes from the upper pane because there is no glass installed there. Solved.
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#2903
Obviously you are in the dusk of the third day and you failed a crucial step. Play the song of time backwards and begin at dawn of the first day and look up an online strategy guide.
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#2905
Film yourself and the plates doing a mannequin challenge, get profit, and buy new plates
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#2907
Leave the plates be until Alzheimer's sets in. What plates?
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#2908
I would smash the glass next to the plates and carefully move the plates till i could open them. Glass is cheap at home depot.
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#2910
Cut a hole in the glass pane below. Put a pillow inside. Cut a hole in the glass pane above to reach in and take plates out one by one, which someone else holds them steady. Maybe.
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#2913
ask a jedi to hold it for you using the force problem solve
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#2916
Put some towels down on the counter lots of them then stand really close to the cabinet and open it slowly with your right hand while reaching your left hand in slowly as you go you should be able to catch most and what you can't catch shield with your body ant let then land on the towels, maybes put some towels or blankets on the floor too. You should come out ok.
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#2917
Simple just become a Jedi master ! Then you'll have the force to be able to put the dishes back with out opening the door!
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#2918
Put a large tub filled with water underneath the cupboard. Open the door fast, and they should fall in and be fine.
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#2921
From the picture above, from the position of the plates falls & the handle of the door, I think this is a slide door. Just slide open a little until your hand can reach and enter and arrange the plates.
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#2923
cut the glass out of one of the right side panes. Grab what is about to fall...then once all is fixed...replace missing glass.
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#2924
open e right sliding door and clamp the plate, then open the left sliding door slowly. moderated risk of breaking 2 plates, but at still a good 50% chance of not breaking any.
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#2927
I would get one of those large disposable aluminum baking trays and put a pillow inside of it at the bottom , then open the door slowly and place it at the bottom of the cupboard to catch the plates
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#2929
Open the cupboard slowly until you can fit only your hand in then hold/push the plates inside.
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#2931
I would very gently and slowly (and with some help) pull the bottom legs out toward you until the entire cabinet is laying on the floor. Things will shift but if done slowly nothing should break. Then just lift open the door, remove everything, and put the cabinet back in place.
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#2932
Get yourself a glass cutter pen .. you know what to do now .. god bless yea
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#2933
Call Mcgiver and get him to visit and give him 3 inches of string a paper clip and a piece of chewing gum.
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#2934
Surround yourself in couch cushions and just try to catch them. They're plates. It's not the end of the world if one breaks.
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#2935
Open the door and do a Manequinn Chalenge imediatlly.... just for the plates..
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#2936
Break the top part of the window, and take the plates out through the window hole.
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#2939
cover the entire room and cabinet with bubble wrap or better yet fill the room with those packing popcorn thingys and open. Its as good as done and you are welcome!
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#2940
Wine fixes everything! Drink enough of it and you wont care ehat happens to the bowls.
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#2941
Okay, here's what you need to do. You have kids right? Go tell one of the kids to grab something for for you out of that cupboard. And when the kid opens the cupboard and the plates fall and break it'll be the kid's fault and you are free and clear!
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#2942
Remove the top of the cupboard. Send in your grab claw to fish out the plates and hope they don't break by slipping from the grab claw!! Or better, get on a ladder and throw them at husband for creating the problem!! @sanjaymaz
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#2943
Call it the mannequin plate challenge and leave them be. Forever.
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#2945
Just put a matress on the floor if it's fall it will gentle
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Léa Rousseau (Submission author) 9 years ago
Just put a matress on the floor it will fall genteelly
#2946
If the plated are irreplaceable, I would probably break the glass on the right so I could reach in and restack the plates.
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#2947
Slide an air bag under bottom of the door then inflate enough to cushion the blow you never know might bounce back into a neat stack good luck is all I can say I have skinny wrists you can hire me to catch the plates as you open door slightly
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#2948
Open the door slightly. Slide a totally flat cookie sheet or some other flat but dependably strong thing up to block in all the bowls. Secure the cookie sheet and the bowls in place as you slowly open the door. Slowly slide the cookie sheet down and work on restocking the bowls from top down. Done. Actual useful answer. Then find a new way to stack expensive shit. Cause this will happen again lol.
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#2949
The glass is set in a pane, cut open the kit, remove glass carefully with vacuum thing, so u dont drop it, insert arm and grab plates, put them back in place, place window back, and add some silicon kit back in the edges. Window is stuck again and everything is fine
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#2950
Call the fire department and they'll bring one of those giant trampolines they use to catch cartoon characters falling from burning buildings.
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#2952
place a mattress below and build a wall of pillows all around. open the glass and let gravity do it's thing.
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#2953
Crack the door and blow up a balloon or two on the inside then take towels or a dish rag and put underneath the balloons until you can crack the door just enough to grab the first dish and push them all back to safety.
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#2954
Open the cupboard, let the plates smash, blame the kids. Husband will see your heartache and buy you a new set!
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#2955
smash the glass top left corner ...rearrange the plates and you're done ;)
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#2956
I say slide a piece of cardboard up behind the door to keep the plates from falling when you open it. Then, you can slide the cardboard up or over or reach over the top of it to rescue the plates. Put a big fluffy folded blanket on the counter underneath for backup.
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#2958
Create a Greek Zorba Party. Sell the tickets online by here. The cupboard opening time will be the main moment. Than, use the earned money to buy a new one
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#2959
With utility knife or scraper, you can cut away the glazing putty that holds the top left window in. A product called Jasco may help soften the glazing. It's pretty caustic, though.
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Stephen Plachta (Submission author) 9 years ago
See, for example, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qssB_kLJmqQ
#2960
Open it just a slight bit. This will allow the plates to shift ever so slightly to the side. Go get some wine. Watch your favorite TV show. Done.
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#2961
Go to Hogwarts, buy a wand and learn the spell to levitate objects. Never come home because Hogwarts is way better than your house.
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#2963
No need to smash. Just put a mattress below your cupboard if it is mounted to the wall!
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#2965
Call "The Flash" . That's why super heroes are here for.
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#2966
Get your Portal gun, open it just enough to shoot a Portal on the side. Then, shoot one at the wall and grab the bowls out of the cupboard
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#2967
Put pillowa on the fror and open the shelf then when it starts falling throw more pillows cause they will hit each other an still break
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#2968
Wrap the entire kitchen in bubble wrap. First, dance around and pop bubbles and then slowly open the cupboard.
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#2969
Put a bunch of pillows on the floor in front of cabinet open door hope they fall on the pillows or use bubble wrap on the floor
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#2971
If you have glass cutter, cut the glass underneath so you can fit both hands underneath the plates to catch the plates or remove the one by one.
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#2972
Answer's quite simple. Check out the right-hand side of the picture. See that brown square? Now, look at the very bottom middle of the picture. See those blue and white stripes? That you can see anything behind the cupboard means only one thing: The back "wall" of the cupboard has been removed to place the dishes in such a way. Thus, all one needs to do is walk 'round behind the cupboard to get whatever dishes they may need.
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#2973
Invite Bruce Willis over for dinner then shoot the glass.
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#2974
Tape the doors closed, turn the cabinet around and take off the back....or call the flash he can phase through the glass and tilt them back
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#2975
I'd get a box and pit a pillow in it to catch the ones that fall. Then I'd open it fast and try to stop any on shelf from falling and restack. Might lose a couple but would've be too worried. If they were super expensive or sentimental just smash the top glass.
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#2976
Drill small hole in top of cupboard then slowly pour in sand. It should slow the falling plates in the cupboard so nothing breaks. Get ready to clean up the sand..😊
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#2977
Have a referendum. If 52% vote to open the cupboard, keep fighting until they have another referendum and referendum after referendum until enough people vote to keep it closed.
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#2978
Unscrew door from hinges and slowly lean the top away from the cabinet.
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#2979
Slowly open the door and keep one more person with you to support the dishes when you open the door and Keep something cushiony but wide enough to hold bowl or plate if it fell down
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#2980
Open the right side and slide your arm into the cabinet until you can reach the bowls. Carefully slide them back from the edge of the shelf until they are safe.
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#2981
If there is a second door that you can open, I would open it and have someone hold the door the dishes are on closed while you reach your arm in to move the dishes
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#2982
When Cirque du soleil rolls into town ask the balancing bowl girls to put her head under the cupboard door when you open it :) she's sure to catch them all!
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#2983
No one has mentioned the obvious. Ask people on FaceBook to pray for your dishes.
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#2984
I'd open it an inch. Then slide something like a wooden ruler or a hanger along to hold the plates in place whilst I open the door fully.
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#2985
Have a glass company carefully cut a hole in the glass to the right of dishes, stick your hand in and right them before you open the cabinet door. It's a risk that you'll have to decide if you want to take or not, because at the very least, you'll have to replace the glass on the cabinet door. At worst, you'll have to replace the dishes as well. Please post to let us know what you decided to do and the results!
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#2986
Prepare a Box, just open the wardrobe let the dishes break, pack it in the box and send it to Japan and back. According to the internet, Japan seals the cracks with gold, as they value imperfections as beauty.
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#2989
Wait a minute, from the look of the handle that's a sliding door! If you slid it very carefully just enough to reach your hand in you could catch the bowls before they fall....
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#2990
Call Disney to have beast command the plates to go back to their previous position
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#2992
Take cupboard to space and open in zero gravity, return home and watch Jeremy Kyle with plates rehomed
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#2993
Tape the doors shut. Carefully turn the cupboard on it's back. Open.
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#2994
Get a laundry basket and fill it with soft blankets and pray for the best, when it opens.
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#2995
You Need to find dragón balls and then ask yo shenron to hide you from your husband
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#2996
Ok this is going to be very very hard to do. But I am going to tell you step by step on how you can open the door without breaking anything. 1. Open the door very very slowly just for your left hand to go through. 2. While you are opening your door you will realise that the plates in it will move towards your right which might disbalance and fall down which is why u have to do it very slowly. 3. Once you have enough space, place your hand on the bottom bowl and push it upwards on the shelf.
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#2997
Suspend a bed sheet underneath open door sheet will act like a catch net. Dumb ass...
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#2998
OMG!! 1st, call a friend, then take the door off the hinges and slide it open just enough to get your hand in there.. then pull some plates out or stabilize the situation.
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#2999
Get a glass cutter and cut out piece of glass above the plates and then just replace the glass
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#3000
Remove some of the bottom windows and ask your dog to arrange the plates for you!
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AcousticGString 9 years ago
I kind of need to know how this ended.... did she open it? What was the result?
Ollie Law 8 years ago
It's not as exciting as you'd hope...she just asked a friend round who helped her open the door slowly while she put her hand in and caught them. Pretty boring really but also makes perfect sense...all plates were saved!
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AcousticGString 9 years ago
I kind of need to know how this ended.... did she open it? What was the result?
Ollie Law 8 years ago
It's not as exciting as you'd hope...she just asked a friend round who helped her open the door slowly while she put her hand in and caught them. Pretty boring really but also makes perfect sense...all plates were saved!
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