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Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses
#3001
Silicone all the gaps, take out the top left place of glass . Then connect a hose and fill that cupboard up with water, grab your self a few goldfish and voila, your very own goldfish with plenty o'bowl.
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#3003
Put a load of pillows under them or a safety net like a blanket directly under the door
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#3007
the only solution I see to save the dishes is to carefully break the glass of the cupboard to the right of the dishes.
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#3008
Remove the top left peice of glass, then reach in with a hammer and teach those damn bowls and plates a lesson or two. They'll behave next time.
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#3009
Silicone all the gaps, take out the piece of glass top left. Connect a hose and fill the cupboard with water. Add a couple of goldfish and voila, your very own goldfish with o'plenty bowls.
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#3010
Get yourself some plaster of paris and molds.....open cupboard and let the dishes fall make some mozaik pot holders ...stepping stones.....etc....for family and friends for Christmas.
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#3011
Play "Black Beatles" in the background #mannequinchallenge
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#3012
Realize that this is not a cabinet, but instead is a storefront window from the outside. Go in the store, and from inside, simply re-stack them properly. Buzzkill, yeah I've been called that before.
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#3013
Open little enough to push the clothes inside at bottom and fill it with enough cloths. So if any plates slides down it will be safe on clothes, meanwhile u can grab other plates from falling and can open door completely
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#3014
slip a big piece of brown paper between bowl and cupboard door, tape the paper to the top and bottom of the cupboard. open the cupboard door and poke holes at the right spots to get your hand in there to reorganize...
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#3015
Just place a mattress or few bean bags infront of the cupboards ,the plates will just fall on them ,everything will be fine
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#3016
Place one of those flexible thin plastic cutting board through the top of the cabinet door downward and that will hold the plates as you open the cabinet. I am MacGyver! Aka Kirsten Calhoun. You're welcome.
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#3018
Ignore the cupboard and make do with the plates in the cupboard to the left
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#3020
Gently use an automatically-oiling glass cutter to cut out a square from the pane on the right, fill under the bowls with towels/clothes until they support the bowls; gently remove the bowls working from the back, to the front. 👍🏼
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#3021
Remove the window pane to the right and grab the falling plates very carefully.
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#3023
I bet all the panes are the same piece of glass with a wooden grid in front of them, so don't smash the glass, or else all of it might break. Instead, get a glass cutting tool and a suction cup, and cut a hole in the glass around the suction cup near the top of the cupboard. Reach your hand in and re stack the bowls.
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#3024
Scream at them. Sonic wave will push them in place. Make shore your someone holds you in place though.
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#3025
Remove the panel of glass above the plates, reach in and remove/resituate the plates that will otherwise fall when you open the cupboard. Replacing the glass panel above will not cost very much.
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#3028
remove window kit, save plates and fit window back into frame.
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#3030
paint the glasse so when another person comes to take a plate everything will crash and you can blame it on them
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#3031
Get a piece of firm but thin cardboard and carefully open the cupboard door only enough to slide in the cardboard to cover the bowls. Hold the cardboard firmly in place and slowly open the door. If you've done it right you'll be able to reach around the cardboard and straighten or remove the bowls one by one. And next time stack your bowls upside down in rows of 4.
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#3032
Gravity is a heartless bitch… Drill a hole in a cupboard and create an antigravity environment.
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#3033
Break one of the glass panels above the dishes and gently remove them one by one. Use gloves to prevent cuts. A glass panel is much less expensive to replace than an entire set of dishes.
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#3035
From the pic, it looks like the doors slide open, not open outward. Shouldn't be to hard to gently slide the door to the right enough to get a hand inside and reposition the dishes.
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#3037
Let the children solve the problem. And if they break any plate. Deduct it to their allowance, I'm sure they will take seriously than their schooling.;)
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#3038
Have you tried to restart the cupboard? If that doesn't work, unplug it and wait 2 minutes... then put it back in power and it should be back to normal... well at least my mac works like that
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#3039
Place a huge mattress in front the cupboard and open. Be prepared to catch a few.
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#3040
Buy a glass cutter, which is very cheap, cut out the lower glass beneath the plates and carefully push them upward if possible and then open tree door. Problem solved!!!!!!
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#3042
Sine this seems to be a sliding door, opening it wouldn't be an option and tilting the cupboard is just risky. I would get a small blade and carefully remove the wooden trims on the panel above the dishes, The trims are mostly secured with wood glue and/or silicone and can come off. Then carefully remove the glass panel, reach in to rearrange the plates. Put the glass panel and the wooden trims back with glue and you are done.
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#3043
Grow 42 extra arms, and open the cabinet and catch them all
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#3044
Given that the door has remained closed despite the weight of the plates against it, combined with the embedded hardware and build of the cabinet, it is safe to assume that this is in fact a sliding type cabinet in which case I guess the answer your looking for is swipe right?
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#3045
Take the cupboard down , put it in horizontal position and then open the door of the cupboard :D.
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#3046
Have a long thin pillow or a slab of foam (like you get from a furniture store/department). Quickly crack open the door a bit and shove in the foam/pillow before a plate falls. Keep opening the door a tiny bit and shoving in foam/pillow until the opening is large enough for you to slide your hand through. Arrange the plates so that they won't fall anymore. Open the cupboard.
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#3047
Remove the hinges and gradually apply pressure on the glass pane where the plates are making contact while slowly opening the cupboard from the hinged side, allowing enough room for an arm to fit through to grab and lift the plates back onto the shelf.
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#3048
Lots of pillows and soft blankets all over floor and counter to catch any falling plates you can't catch when you open the door door
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#3049
Seems like this is a sliding door. Slowly slide open until your hand can reach. Take out dishes by dishes.
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#3051
I sure hope there's an update with how it all worked out!
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#3052
Call Marty and Doc Brown, It is time to go back to the future... to see all solutions ^^
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#3053
1. Unscrew cupboard door off the hinge. If you can't reach the hinge or the hinge is inside the door, cut through the hinge; it's easier and cheaper to replace the hinge than it is to replace the glass or the door! 2. Tilt the door out of the cupboard far enough to reach a hand in, holding the part of the door holding the fallen plate still so the plates don't move 3. Reach in and save plates 4. Re-attach door!
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#3055
Cut through the pane ABOVE the fallen dishes, reach through the pane, support and rearrange dishes, replace single pane from door. Don't arrange things that way again.
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#3056
Face the fact that it's all going to break and just open the cupboard with a smile on your face! ^^
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#3057
Push the top of the wardrobe to sway back enough for the plate to slide back to its place.
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#3058
You will need: A dust sheet, a nail, a small hammer, PVA Glue, a hoover, a toilet roll tube, felt-tip pens, ice cream Step 1: cover the cupboard with the dust sheet Step 2: draw a large circle over the area where the plates are Step 3: paint pva over the circle, and in the centre stick the toilet-roll tube and squash it flat. Make a mark on the tube Step 4: hammer the nail into the tube and gently through the glass Step 5: cry 'coz everything broke. eat ice cream Step 6: hoover
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#3059
As I can see, it's the sliding door so I will softly slide the door a little bit then sneak my hand on to hold the bowls
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#3062
Why does this matter when there are more important questions like does mike wasowski wink or blink
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#3063
Y'all are dumb. Just put a bunch of fluffy pillows on the ground and open it. When they fall, they will land safely on the pillows with no breaks.
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#3064
Put your hand on the glass, cut the glass in a circular pattern around the bowls, open door, rearrange plates ✔️
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#3065
Place a picture frame around the cupboard and call it modern art.
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#3066
Assuming the bowls are more valuable , both materially and sentimentally , contact a glass company and have a skilled glass cutter cut an opening in the glass. Gain control over the bowls and then just replace the glass pane
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#3067
Cut the glass beneath the plates and then remove them from that hole.
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#3068
They look like sliding doors, not pull open doors. With that being said why not slide the door enough to reach in and pull them out 1 at a time?
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#3070
Burn the house down, the cabinet will slowly burn the ground, afterwords retrieve the plates
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#3071
Have someone hold a sheet under the cabinet as you open it. Make sure you at least try and catch some!
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#3072
Put thick matress on the floor when they fall they won't break down.
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#3073
The League of Legends player solution : Play them because that shit is so broken
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#3074
Cut through the wood on the other side ,its cheaper to restore ,glue the cut sides back,caulk,sand and repaint..
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#3075
A very boring solution but it works. Pull the entire cupboard forward and tilt it backwards. The cups will move back in place or open the door and remove everything before putting the cupboard back to its upright position
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#3076
Step 1: Paint over the glass. Step 2: Have a dinner party. Step 3: Ask least favourite friend or relative at the party to retrieve something out of that cabinet. Step 4: Place blame and drop hints about replacements.
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#3077
Is there enough room to fit a coat hanger between the door and frame, if so bend hanger until it pushes dishes back then open door.
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#3078
Borrow 007's round hole glass cutter and cut a hole in the middle of the plate against the glass. Then use a dowel rod to start spinning the plate. With some patience you should be able to get all the plates spinning and then open the cabinet. Problem solved :) now for some dumplings...
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#3079
Borrow 007's round hole glass cutter and cut a hole in the middle of the plate against the glass. Then use a dowel rod to start spinning the plate. With some patience you should be able to get all the plates spinning and then open the cabinet. Problem solved :) now for some dumplings...
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#3080
Borrow 007's round hole glass cutter and cut a hole in the middle of the plate against the glass. Then use a dowel rod to start spinning the plate. With some patience you should be able to get all the plates spinning and then open the cabinet. Problem solved :) now for some dumplings...
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#3081
Easy! Hit CTRL+Alt+Delete. It'll reset your mistakes. 😂
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#3082
Borrow 007's round hole glass cutter and cut a hole in the middle of the plate against the glass. Then use a dowel rod to start spinning the plate. With some patience you should be able to get all the plates spinning and then open the cabinet. Problem solved :) now for some dumplings...
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#3083
Have two other people stand by with a blanket expanded under the expected landing area, and then open the cupboard for them to fall into that like a trampoline rathet than the floor
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#3085
Step 1) Pick up the first object you see. Step 2)Get MacGuyver
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#3086
Get Stephen Hawking to build you a Tardis. Go back in time to before the plate fiasco happened and do a better job of stacking them. Alternatively, fly to Geneva hijack the Hadron Collider, create a black hole, the plates will be sucked into an alternate universe where there was no crockery catastrophe! 😊
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#3088
If the plates are valuable than secure the door and push the cupboard from the wall, open the back. Find a way to lift up the cabinet and place a big box with cotton wool under the door and open while trowing more cotton in. Have a nice lunch. If not valuable, a big blanket to protect the floor, stand behind the door while opening. Clean up and go shopping and have a nice lunch👍🏻
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Tamara Muller (Submission author) 9 years ago
If OPENING is the problem, than lift your hand, grab doorknob and pull towards yourself.👍🏻
#3089
It looks like a sliding door... So there must be another sliding door on the right. You can probably manage from there.
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#3091
Hold "cntrl, alt, delete" at the same time and force quit the cupboard.
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#3092
Don't even try. Send pictures in melodramatic texts stating "it figures this would happen to you" and how this basically represents your life. Commence with meltdown.
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#3093
Open the door and enjoy the crashing sound. Then get your kids to pick it all up while your out shopping for some new ones
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#3095
Put some couch cushions down to break the fall and make sure to have an extra line up that you can slide in as you open the door.
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#3096
Open a bit so your hand could fit, take out 1 or 2 plates at the time.
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#3097
Open the door while balancing a cat on your shoulder and a vegan recipe book on your head. Try to catch the plates with one hand while filming with the other. Monetize your YouTube account and upload the video. Buy…a new car, or something…
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#3098
Just open the other side and carefully slide them up while holding the door they are resting against closed. Simple.😉
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#3099
Unity developer's solution: Edit Bowl.cs Add: this.rigidbody.useGravity = false;
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#3100
Place a giant hard mattress in the floor in front of the shelf and then open the doors slightly. The plates won't break if you're lucky and if your mattress is wide enough.
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#3101
Just place some pillows below and then open the cupboard slowly. Simple.
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#3103
Tape the doors of the shelf, hire two men, let them laydown the self on its back. Open the doors and pick them up.
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#3104
Slide a piece of cardboard up between the door and plates. Open the door. Then peel the cardboard back just enough to get the bowls out.
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#3105
Start singing "Be Our Guest" and they'll just dance gracefully out of the cabinet allowing you to put them back into place once the song has finished. You'll also most likely end up with a feast without cooking or having to clean up so that's plus.
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#3106
Be CSI, surround yourself with various chemicals, get struck by lightening, become the Flash, open the door, and grab the plates before they shatter.
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#3107
Use a glass cutter to remove the right glass, if you smash it you'll risk moving the plates...
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#3108
Wait for your husband when he gets home show him the plates then go to him and say "good luck" and then walk off
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#3110
You already have Donal trump as president. What else could be worst?
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#3112
I would check if their is a removable back panel if so remove and fix dishes lol
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#3113
Get a piece of strong and flexible wire. Open the cupboard just a tiny bit - you just need a slit to fit the wire. Make a "U" shape with the wire. Stand on a chair, insert the U-shaped wire under the plates and hold them with it. While you are holding them, get someone to open the cupboard a little more, enough to get a hand inside to hold the plates. Done!
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#3114
SpaceX can solve this. Just ship the cupboard into space. Open the door in zero gravity, restack the plates and ship it all back to earth with standard SpaceX return envelope.
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#3116
Use a diamond headed glass cutter. Cut out a small circle of glass. Use multiple remote tongs to hold the plates. Lay a layer of cushioning. Or whatever else.
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#3117
Easy! Fly the house into space, collect the plates with no gravity and fly it back.
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#3118
Get 2 people to hold a thick blanket and open the cupboard door and the plates will fall into the blanket and not break.
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#3119
Theres only one thing you can do in this situation. Say fuck it and leave it for the next person to deal with.
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#3121
Masturbate. Not just masturbate. Masturbate vigourously. Masturbate all over the damn cupboard.
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#3123
Just open the cupboard so slowly that plates slide down.
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#3125
Invent a portable teletransportation machine. Build it. Test it. Once it works, point it to the bowls and teletransport them to the matress of your bed. If a fly gets in the mix, kill the bowls.
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#3127
Send your son/daughter for some plates. Hear the clatter. Come running. Tell him how he should break the flask and crystal you don't own too. Stalk off annoyed. Ask husband to buy new plates because the kid who takes after him just broke all the others. OR Call The Atom. I'd call The Atom.
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#3128
Go get a glass cutter instrument and cut the glass out put your hand in there and put them back then clue the glass back in
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#3131
Get a piece of plastic maybe construction paper thin and stiff, fold so you can bend around glass, slide paper between bowls and glass, slowly open door letting paper keep bowls from sliding, just enough to get hand inside
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#3132
Undo hinges and slide door down while keeping pressure on plates. Then reach in and push back in place. This works best with two people.
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#3133
Yell at them and tell them if they don't fix themselves, they're grounded and lost their food privileges and ask "how does that grab you?"
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#3134
How did this even happen? If it was the result of an earthquake, open the door, photograph the carnage, then file for relief from FEMA.
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#3135
If its a sliding door, slide it faster than the speed of light and plant someone to catch the bowls beneath 😂
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#3136
In my house this wouldn't be a problem cuz in poor and the plates would be plastic
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#3137
break the bottom panes, clean the sides up so you wont get cut, put your hand in there then grab the bowls 1 by 1. minimal invasion. either you replace the glass or replace the shelf.
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#3138
Sell it to the philosophy community as schrodingers dishes
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#3140
Put your house on a space ship and blast it into outer space where there is no gravity. The plates will float and then you can carefully wrap them up with padding in between and the return to earth.
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#3141
Put your house on a space ship and blast it into outer space where there is no gravity. The plates will float and then you can carefully wrap them up with padding in between and the return to earth.
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#3142
Put your house on a space ship and blast it into outer space where there is no gravity. The plates will float and then you can carefully wrap them up with padding in between and the return to earth.
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#3143
Just create an alternate reality in which you are incredibly wealthy where you don't care whether your plates crash or not
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#3144
Blast your house into outer space where there is no gravity. The plates will float then you can wrap them up with padding in between and come back to earth.
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#3145
Get a large trash bag, hold it open and ready while someone opens the door so that they all fall into the bag they were headed for anyway. No clean up. I like the, lean it backward idea though lol
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#3146
Hold a large box of water directly under the cupboard door, open the door slowly. I give it a 50% survival rate.
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#3148
Blast your house into outer space where there is no gravity. The plates will float then you can wrap them up with padding in between and come back to earth.
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#3151
Open the door quickly, catch the plates before it hits the ground
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#3152
Drill a hole the size of a plate in the cupboard next to it. Gradually stick your hand in there grab each bowl and pull them out until you are able to open the door. And then patch the hole in the other cupboard. Or go through the top of the cupboard.
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#3153
Return to your own home. Make sure you are not followed.
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#3154
Blast your house into outer space where there is no gravity. The plates will float then you can wrap them up with padding in between and come back to earth.
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#3155
Blast your house into outer space where there is no gravity. The plates will float then you can wrap them up with padding in between and come back to earth.
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#3156
Blast your house into outer space where there is no gravity. The plates will float then you can wrap them up with padding in between and come back to earth.
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#3157
Blast your house into outer space where there is no gravity. The plates will float then you can wrap them up with padding in between and come back to earth.
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#3159
Lay the cupboard on its back slowly and open from the top
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#3160
Piece of card slightly longer than the door and half the width when folded for strength. Open door slightly giving enough space for the cardboard to fit through the bottom but not enough to clause a cascade of plates. Slide to the top so that the plates are now resting on a piece of carsboard with two bits sticking out at either end. Close the cubard as much as possible and hold the cardboard there as tightly as possible while another person opens the cubard and removes the plates. Done.
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#3161
That looks like a sliding door. If so, just open it a bit at a time (hoping the front bowl slides on the inside surface of the glass) until you can get a skinny arm in there to hold the bowls in place as you more fully open the door. What could go wrong? ;-)
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#3162
Call Mary Poppins and "snap" the jobs a game! Or Substitutionary locomotion!!
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#3163
First, you must take the red pill, and then you must realize that there are no bowels.
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#3164
Just go to User preference and Click Reset to Factory Default.
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#3165
Can the door be slid open or does it open like a regular door? If it's a slid door just slide it slightly open and reach in n move them if not break the glass prob cheaper in the long run.
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#3166
Just Go to User Preferences and Click Reset to Default Settings. You're Welcome!
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#3167
Carefully slide the cabinet forward enough that you have space to can tilt it backwards towards the wall. Once the cabinet is angled, the plates will likely be sitting in a different position and you can safely open the cabinet.
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#3169
Remove the hinges, slowly tilt the door towards yourself. The dishes that are unstable will slowly slide down to where you can reach and remove.
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#3170
Big box half full of packing peanuts. Have 2 people with buckets full of packing peanuts. Simultaneously open the cabnit and pour the packing peanuts into the box. Some will break a bunch won't.
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#3171
Just when you thought you were getting a free plate for the price of one! BAM! stuck! Insert another quarter and try again!
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#3173
Leave it alone, Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil ["Sorry!"], grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
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#3174
Don't open it and don't do anything. You probably don't use them anyway.
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#3175
Well, there are a few spells you could use. One option is to cast float. Then you can open up the cabinet, grab the offending dishware, cast dispel on them and restack. Another option is to cast stop or slowga. If you use slowga, you'll still need to be quick about grabing them before they hit the floor. Again, once you have grabbed them all, cast dispel, restack, and replace into the coupbard!
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#3178
Cut a hole in the top of the cabinet big enough for your hand to fit, arrange bowls so they won't fall then have husband install in-cabinet lighting to cover up hole. Alternatively enlist your mother-in-laws assistance and when she breaks the dishes she will be obligated to treat you better - make sure you milk it good with a great deal of wailing and beating of your chest over the destruction of your family's precious heirloom dishes saved from the Titanic by your great grandmother Rose.
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#3179
You have to break the window under the bowls. Then hold the bowls with one while slowly and carefully opening the door. An extra pair of hands would be handy.
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#3180
Don't. You have plenty of plates in the cabinet to the left. Use those.
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#3181
Cut out the top window glass. After carefully removing the dishes... have the glass replaced. Good luck!!
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#3182
Cut out the top window glass. After carefully removing the dishes... have the glass replaced. Good luck!!
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#3183
Cut out the top window glass. After carefully removing the dishes... have the glass replaced. Good luck!!
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#3184
Just wiggle the sideboard away from the wall enough to tilt it back enough so that the plates lay flat open the doors retrieve plates and safely put the sideboard back and re stack the plates in smaller stacks this time .
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#3185
Causal innerence solution: get another 1000 cupboards with dishes safely piled. Open them all. With a 99% confidence opening the door won't break any dish.
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#3186
Use a glass cutter and cut a hole in the glass above the bowls. save them and replace the glass.
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#3187
Attend Jedi training academy in Disney, learn how to use Force. Now you don't even need to open the door!
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#3189
Put a pillow in a laundry basket and have someone hold it right under the cabinet while you try to grab the rest from falling as quickly as possible
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#3190
Get a few old newspapers. Feed in sheets of paper through the gap on the left one (or more, of they fit) at a time. Eventually the lower compartment will be full of bunched up newspaper. Once the dishes leaning against the glass are more or less stabilized you can open the door slightly. Stuff in more newspaper and open the door until you can reach in and take the dishes out carefully. You may also have to stuff paper in the upper compartment also. It is cheap and easy to do.
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#3191
turn on an industrial fan and point it at the cabinet as you open it
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#3192
Only 2 ways i see that will not damage the cabnet or bowls...#1 have someone stand there while u open the door real quick to catch or #2 tape the doors shut get 4 or more people and tilt the cabinet backwards really slowly or foward then take the back off of cabinet
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#3193
Buy tickets to go skydiving with cupboard. Open cupboard while free falling and catch all dishes and contents before you release your parachute. Note: Cupboard may or may not be equipped with chute. If not equipped and smashes into the ground you can sell the dishes and other contents you caught while free falling for a new cupboard. Then just buy new dishes on Amazon.
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#3194
What will eventually blow your mind is when you realize there is no cupboard.
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#3195
set your video camera to record....open the door.....post the video on facebook
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#3196
Remove the backside of the closet than Pick it up / the whole pile at once :-) put the backside back again if needed make a big hole in the Wall as well :-)
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#3198
just carefully remove any glass (except the one supporting the bowls of course) and start removing
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#3200
Put tape on the bottom part of the glass. Use a glass cutter or break the glass on the top. Reach in to extract the cups from the top. Clean up mess and replace the glass.
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#3201
You will need 4 or 5 people to do this. Slide a bed sheet through the door while it is still closed, keeping it taught. Someone makes sure the door doesn't open. Someone holds the bottom of the sheet and someone holds the top. As you begin to open the door slowly someone else puts their hand in to help the plates land slowly into the sheet..... May or may not work...
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#3202
Cut a hole through the backside of the wall and take them out one by one. Would be pretty easy and cheap to patch one hole compared to replacing a pane of glass or your broken dishes.
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#3203
Chill ! Looks like plastic go ahead and slide the door 😂
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#3205
Turn the cupboard down and let it lays on the floor. Open the its door and you get the score.
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#3206
Carefully break the panes above & below the falling ones. One person reaches in the bottom pane to secure the ones touching the glass. The other simultaneously goes in thru the top pane & secures the next few which would then fall also. The bunch on the right will likely stay put til you open the door. (Only works if glass repair costs less than broken bowls saved.)
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#3207
place a big mattress on the floor infront of the shelf and open the door.
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#3208
Just open the door. The porcelain and the glass on the door will break but you will learn the best lesson nobody else can teach you... Share the lesson with us afterwards.
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#3209
Economics solution: Assume the plates wont break. Open the cupboard safely.
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#3211
Buy a monkey and put him on the top of the cabinet. Then train him to reach his little arms in from above and hold the plates while you open the door.
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#3213
Cut a hole in the wall behind the cupboard, reach through, and put them back in place. If you're lucky it's a closet.
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#3215
Make a hole in the right side of the window and put cotton inside, or pillows or something similar..
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#3218
Open the left door, make a hole in wall inbetween the compartements big enough to reach the bowls in order to secure then. Then open the right door. Dutch handyman
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#3219
Put Pillows on the floor THEN OPEN THE DAMN THING!!!! You idiot!!! ~ Chris Jericho
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#3220
Tape notes or your kids' art over the windows. Then, hire the dumb blonde down the street to babysit. Have her set out dishes on the table for the kids. When the dishes come crashing down, tell her she has to pay for the damages by working till they are paid for. Woo hoo, free babysitting for a year!
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#3222
Invite the entire clan for Thanksgiving dinner, whoever gives the best solution can have a second helping of dessert and free of dishwashing and cleaning up chores. Good way to identify the smart ones amongst your kin.
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#3223
Set up a video camera to record what you do with this, and send the video to YouTube. Then, start a go fund me campaign to get people to pay for the damages from whatever solution you use. You may then either break a window to retrieve the dishes, or open the door and let them fall into some sort of catch basin. Then, you can use the funds provided by the campaign to pay for the damages. Make sure to upload the video of what you do so that the people who funded you can see what happens.
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#3224
Slide a thin piece of wood or think card in to support the China that open slowly and slide hand in to support wood and China then tilt wood slightly to remove the plates
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#3226
Open the door ever so slightly and slowly so they plates/bowls glide down the side until you can get your hands on them.
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#3227
Put a foam/pillow/literally anything that can prevent it from breaking on the foot of the cupboard then open it.
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#3228
Put a foam/pillow/literally anything that can prevent it from breaking on the foot of the cupboard then open it.
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#3229
Remember they are all made of plastic and open the door.
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#3231
Fill house with styrofoam packing peanuts until level with top of cupboard.
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#3232
Place a bunched up fluffy blanket underneath, open the door just slightly to let each plate fall one by one onto the blanket recoving each plate as it falls. Make sure to control the door very carefully and never let go of it, the pressure from the falling plates could force the door open. There's a risk of some breaking if they fall a few at aa time but this method works, been in the same situation before.
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#3233
Find someone to help you. one person unscrews the door. The other holds it strongly as they slide the glass door down until you can reach the bowls from above. You may need to be on a ladder to retrieve the bowls before they tumble
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#3235
Get like a mattress or something soft to catch the plates with when you open the cupboard.
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#3236
1) Create a fabric slide by taping one end of a sheet to the bottom of the cupboard, the other end to the floor. At the bottom of the slide, place cushioning material - pillows, blankets, etc - in front, behind and on the sides of the slide. 2) Without opening, or only as little as you can, slide a piece of poster-board or foam core up under the cupboard door to guide the bowls from the middle shelf over the bottom lip on to the fabric. 3) Open quickly - have a 3rd person to catch/remove.
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#3238
Replacements, Inc? Maybe, cut out the right side glass and have one person reach in and support the plates hanging off the shelf, while a second person attempts to remove the dishes that are on the shelf so they can pull out the ones hanging off.
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#3239
Get a glass cutter, cut the glass on top, climb up the ladder, rearrange the dishes.
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#3240
Ask them politely to stop that and to get back in line.
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#3241
Have Doctor Who take you in the TARDIS into the dimention where the dishes are safe... problem solved...dont forget to take a packed lunch of fish fingers & custard & a nice flask of tea :)
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#3243
If top right glass panel is removable then do so, if not, break glass carefully and lift dishes. Glass panel can always be replaced. Good Luck!!
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#3244
Wait ten thousand years. Archaeologists will dig up and stack all the dishes nicely.
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#3245
Remove all the items from the neighboring cupboard. Drill a 3 inch hole between the empty and problem cupboard with a hole saw. Reach through the hole and re-stack all the falling plates. Later dress-up and stain the hole, leaving it in place for future problems in either cupboard. It will also help ventilate both in the case of damp dishes being stored.
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#3246
Press Ctrl-Alt-Del open task manager and end process before it crashes. Failing that restart windows via cupboard.exe app
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#3248
Publicly challenge a famous magician to save the china. If he accepts, arrange a show. Put a limited number of seats and book them for high price. Arrange podcast with subscription. And then sell your story to newspapers and tv. If he does not accept, dare other magicians and turn it to a challenge.
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#3249
Tell the plates to not look downwards. I've seen enough Tom & Jerry to know that gravity doesn't work until you look down
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#3251
Get a big huge fluffy bean bag..place directly under where the fall is to occur. Have another person open the door...you be teady to gently catch what you can and what you don'5 catch falls into the very cushy bean bag.
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#3252
Call quicksilver... The one who comes on X-men, cuz Marvel's is dead
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#3253
Take a 3" hole saw and open the adjacent cupboard and drill a hole through the center divider wall so you can reach in and grab the bowls.
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#3254
Turn on videocamera, open the cupboard while recording the mess. Upload the video, most probably it will turn viral. Then get one of the cups that has not broken, 3d scan it and 3d-print as many as you wish. Use different materials for the 3d-printing, in order to assist your kids with essays for their school. Get elected for mom of the year.
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#3255
Open the left door a little and put your hand through and push the first bowl back gently so that they all go back a little ...then fully open the door while keeping hand on them...then u can sort it better once opened...otherwise get the family round and place bets ....
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#3257
Tape the doors shut, move it away from the wall, cut a hole in the back and pull the plates away from the door. Replace the back hole and push back against wall. Open front doors.
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#3258
Open up the adjacent glass panel since it is held by wooden strip. And then reach in to get the bowl back into position. Alternatively,. Get a glass cutter to cut a hole in the adjacent panel large enough to reach the bowl. That is if your porcelain bowl are more valuable than replacing a piece of glass panel.
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#3261
Donald trump is elected, forget about the plates, take a plane, and fly to Mexico
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#3262
grab your slow motion camera set it to record then open the door let it happen and upload the results to YouTube you'll be famous!
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#3263
Get ahold of David Blaine. He will make them magically disappear only to reappear seconds later in your wallet.
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#3264
Ask David Blane to come round and pop his hand through the glass. Make sure to have some old newspaper handy first.
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#3265
This isn't a hardware problem it's a software problem. Please contact the software vendor.
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#3266
You need a diamond tip glass cutter, to cut a hole in one of the top panes so then you can access the plates. The only issue you would need to replace the window pane or the entire cupboard door after. So it really depends on how precious are the plates and bowls.
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#3267
Turn on the ceiling light and open any draperies. This allows the Fire Department to check rooms from the outside for smoke. Lights that are not on or not functioning also indicate a problem in that area.
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#3268
Open the door slightly, stick your hand through the small crack and hold the bowls while slowly pushing them back and opening the door.
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#3270
How did that even happen? If there is a second door, which I can't tell if there is, simply push this one hard against the cupboard, so it does not open, and take them one by one. If there is no possible way of tilting the cupboard, then breaking the furthers rectangle glass would be your best option, if the plates are more expensive than the glass, that is.
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#3271
How did that even happen? If there is a second door, which I can't tell if there is, simply push this one hard against the cupboard, so it does not open, and take them one by one. If there is no possible way of tilting the cupboard, then breaking the furthers rectangle glass would be your best option, if the plates are more expensive than the glass, that is.
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#3272
Open the left cupboard and cut a hole in the wood separating the cabinets. Then reach in and fix the plates. When you're done, you could just glue the wood back in place.
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#3273
Ask your mother, moms know everything......... Oh wait.
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#3274
Wait till your jewish friend wedding day >>>invite everyone>>>open the cabinet>> break the glass>>> Mazel tov>>>everyone's happy ...PS invite bob the builder he might fix it ...
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#3275
Look through the glass and use your mind to move the plates back into a stack. Done! No reason to open the door. If anyone says it didn't work...ignore them. They don't understand magic.
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#3277
holding the door in place; remove the hinges. Unlatch the catch and allow the door to slide down until you can reach the dishes from above.
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#3279
Cut a hole in the backside of the cabinet if it is a wall. Holes in walls are easily repaired.
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#3280
Tools needed: wire hanger and glass cutter 1. Cut out glass in upper panel using glass cutter and remove. 2 make a hook using hanger. 3. Use glass cutter and cut out glass panel next to bottom bowel being cradled. 4. Have 2nd person gather up tumbled bowels from top down. 5. Retrieve cradled bowl. 3. Gently slide hook around outside lip of bowl facing lower panel and cradle it in place so as not to slip.
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#3281
Make cupboard first cupboard to travel to outer space... Open cupboard, collect plates at leisure... Dont forget oxygen supply for companion human.
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#3282
Make cupboard first cupboard to travel to outer space... Open cupboard, collect plates at leisure... Dont forget oxygen supply for companion human.
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#3283
Make cupboard first cupboard to travel to outer space... Open cupboard, collect plates at leisure... Dont forget oxygen supply for companion human.
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#3285
Make cupboard first cupboard to travel to outer space... Open cupboard, collect plates at leisure... Dont forget oxygen supply for companion human.
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#3286
I think Doraemon might have some gadget to solve this problem.
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#3287
the door slides, open slightly, and use the cardboard method. IF that doesn't work, any and all of the above will be just as effective. And next time buy plastic. Your local Asian store has "melamine" plates, great quality, look great and won't break like those are going to. Please send pics of the mess, I am curious, none of hte above will work.
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#3289
Slip a sturdy piece of flat cardboard up from the bottom. Open cupboard enough to take out dishes
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#3290
Pile a whole bunch of tortillas underneath to catch the plates as they fall
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#3292
Cut top two pieces of glass. Reach in from the top to remove bowls.
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#3293
Remove the window on the right. A glass cutter would do. If you can, see if there is putty, so you can remove the glass without damaging it. Once the glass is removed, you can start taking the plates from the back end and even reach around to grab the few that are falling.
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#3294
Ask the Slow Mo Guys Gav and Dan to film the cabinet door being opened for YouTube with a cut on the pay per clicks. Buy a couple of Ming vases with the proceeds.
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#3295
Slide poster board up thru and out the top of the cabinet and make sure that the top and bottom are strongly secured. Next open the door and push the dishes back onto the shelf so you can restack them.
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#3296
Call Chuck norris. Ask him to sneeze bowls back into position. If this does not help, get him to travel to China an roundhouse kick the time backwards. Just always remember there is no problem as long as there is Chuck Norris.
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#3297
You could lay it down on the ground and then slow open the door with towels in hand to cushion the adjustment of the plates. enjoy
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#3298
Had that happen with my china closet, lost all but 3 of my crystal water and wine glasses. Since there was glass in the carpet, my insurance paid to replace the carpet, which I did not do.
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#3299
Fill a laundry basket with cloths and put it underneath as you open the door
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#3301
Open the cupboard next to it and cut a hole leading from one to the other, rinse and repeat
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#3302
Just cover everything in bubble wrap, open, and voilà!😁
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#3303
Place a pillow or something soft under the door and just open away:)
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#3304
Find Doc Brown, travel back in time, find Albert Einstein, disprove gravity, travel back to the future, open door, plates do not fall.
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#3305
CRTL+Z back to when they were stacked? Simple elementary
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#3306
Film the cupboard at different angles. Post it on YouTube. Get 2 million views. Open the cupboard and use the YouTube paycheck to rebuy the dishes.
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Kelvin Ng (Submission author) 9 years ago
Finally, post mom's reaction while opening the cupboard to get 2 millions more views.
#3308
Remove the hinges on rhe cupboard door and slowly open from the other side. The new angle should allow you to get an arm in there under the bowls - and the rest of your arm can act as a buffer in case any other ones try and fall.
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#3310
Ask Donald Trump to deport the plates back to their original stance.
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#3313
Cut a hole in the top of the cupboard. Saves breaking any glass and can easily be repaired.
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#3315
Fill the cupboard with clear resin, then sell it to Ripley's Believe It Or Not or at auction to the highest bidder. With the money, you can buy a new cupboard and a new china set.
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#3316
Get a bunch of pillows and towels and set them on the floor (towels under pillows) and open the door quickly and try to catch them. If any fall they will fall safely onto the pillows and if the do break towels are laid down for an easy clean up.
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#3317
Never bait a pedant. If the bowls can't be used because of this situation, inform your insurer of the problem. If they can't solve it or choose not to, they will probably have to indemnify you for the loss. Maybe they can subrogate to the companies that provided you with the cabinet and the bowls. But that's their problem, not yours. What are you paying them for, anyway?
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#3319
Break glass pane blow them and push them back on the shelf.
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#3320
Open the cupboard and then take the plates back complaining that they were damaged at the time of purchase. Alternatively, repurpose the broken plate pieces; paint them different colours and hang them from your christmas tree this year.
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#3321
Open door and break plates . Break all unatractive gifts received at wedding . Post on social media about minor earthquake .
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#3322
Cut the window to the right with a glass cutter,then reach in and restack bowles. Open ,then replace the glass! Quite simple actually
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#3323
If the back of the cabinet can be unscrewed go in from the back to grab the plates and put the back back on.
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#3324
Open door enough to get a hand in there. Spread butter on one side of each plate. Open door and they will each fall separately butter side down. Have some towels down to break the fall and the plates won't smash.
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#3325
Go from the panel above and remove the glass. Have three people help grab the dishes at once. Start from the back stack being put back up right. If you can get in the panel from underneath hold those dishes while the other ones are picked up.
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#3326
Be like a Conservative and pray because God is in control.
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#3327
Just call Richard Dean Anderson. I'm sure you have something close at hand that he can use to figure it out. Don't you dare tell me that I'm just thinking of a character that he played on a TV show!
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#3328
First take a selfie and then slide your selfie stick from the bottom up!
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#3329
Put a mattress on the floor so when they fall they don't break
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#3330
Get a roll of duct tape and pull out a piece about 2 feet long slowly slide the door open just enough to get your hand in hand to get the piece of tape too attached to one of the pieces on the top and just slowly work your way down and attach it to each one then as you open the door you should be able to push them back up accordion Style
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#3332
Cause a bit of damage..... Break the top glass window in the cabinet door and step on a chair, then carefully pull the dishes up and put then back or take them out. You'll need to replace the door or glass but that seems better.
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#3334
Record open the door let the plates smash go fucking mental have a breakdown smash more plates let the video go viral make money buy a nicer set! They're vile! X
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#3337
Write an R code for the same. Run it. Test for normality and other assumptions. That's how it's done scientifically.
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#3338
Drill a hole from the next cupboard , use ur hand to hold the dishes and open the door.
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#3339
bring a ladder , Break both top glasses , then take them one by one on the top and give somebody else to put in a corner
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#3340
Use a hanger or something in that category to get in the cabinet and push the bowls back and open the door and have someone with you to catch if any should fall
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#3342
It's not a PROBLEM. It's an OPPORTUNITY. Sell the image to a feminist website as an example of Patriarchical Oppression.
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#3343
Kindly ask NASA or Elon Musk to help you place the cupboard out in space until the Earth gravity diminishes. Then open it and start catching all falling plates in sequence, as the whole scene would happen in slow motion.
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#3344
just open the door , let it hit the ground .......contact your house and contents insurer and thell them there's been an accident with your priceless ming dynasty crockery , tell them altho theyre priceless you'll take 2.5 million in compensation
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#3345
Rent out the house furnished to a tenant. Let tenant open the cupboard and break the dishes. Use damage deposit to go buy yourself a replacement set.
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#3346
Simply enter a state of mind where you know the plates will not be broken, open the door and use that new found speed to catch them.
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#3347
find out how to get mei from overwatch to freeze the plates
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#3348
Pray... It won't do any good but it will give God a good laugh.
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#3349
Hmm... Try pronouncing 'wingardium leviosa' opening the cupboard, it will do.
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#3350
Get a pillow and place directly under the cabinet door, open door slowly and plates should fall on the pillow without harm.
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#3351
Run!! Run back in time and fix it, but make sure you don't change anything else otherwise you future will be effected by that in a completely different manner
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#3354
Get a glass cutter and cut ah hole in the glass panel large enough to get your hand through to lift up the falling bowls. I'd make the hole in the glass panel above and reach down, but you can assess that better as we only have one view.
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#3356
Use "The Secret". Believe the plates will be ok and open the door.
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#3357
Have a friend over, ask them to hand you a bowl from the cabinet. When they open it, blame them for the mess. Now they owe you new dishes :-)
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#3358
utilizing a 2 dollar glass cutter, cut out the top glass pane
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#3361
Read every single answer on the Internet and at least you will spend your time laughing instead of worrying about the dishes.
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#3363
First, backup your files. Then, try adding the following line to the CSS for this element: position; absolute; Save your changes, then refresh the page. Hope this helps.
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#3364
Cover the glass with paper then ask a friend to get a plate out the cupboard. Then when the inevitable happens. Go mental at them for smashing ur plates and have them replace them.
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#3366
Load from last save point. Alternatively, if you haven't saved in ages, leave the area for several hours. The plates should respawn in the correct order.
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#3367
EASY.. verrry carefully inch the cabinet away from the wall. Then slowly lean it backward until it is on its back. Problem solved. Thank you. That'll be $300.
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#3368
Okay grandma we don't need any plates in cupboards. No one can even use them anyways
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#3372
The plates are lost, forget about the plates. the government is like the cupboard. president ELECT trump is like the plates: ...at the moment... suspended from falling... And gravity is sort of like the the electoral college. there is no changing gravity, its too late and youre fucked. the plates are lost.
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#3373
Secure the door with a piece of painters tape so that it doesn't slide open. Cut a hole above the height of the dishes. Lift off the top right dishes. Take wide painters tape and tape the dishes in place, as they are shown in the picture. Keep taping the falling dishes together and against the glass. When you have them all taped, start removing the dishes in back working your way forward. The dishes are not expensive because they would not have been stacked like that.
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#3374
Ship your cupboard to space via FedEx. Open said door in zero gravity
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#3375
I think I see the Virgin Mary on the first bowl. Call the pilgrims and charge $20 to see it and take pictures. Take the $ and buy new dishes.
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#3376
Draw a circle on the glas exactly in front of the plate with sharp cutter and break it with a wooden rod and push the plates back on there position ! That's not funny.. but a real solution :-) !!!
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#3377
Call Charles Xavier , let him put you in touch with some telekinesis mutant and you are done
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#3379
Maybe get the glass above the bowls and take the glass off and get the bowls from there
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#3381
Make a pentagram around the cabinet, summon satan himself, Pledge your soul to him and become one of his minions, who cares about plates when you can take souls and do cool demon stuff
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#3383
Go to Japan become a ninja and use your ninja skills to open door and catch falling plates
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#3384
Take the cupboard to outer space, and when you're sure there is no more gravitation, open the door.
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#3385
Borrow Donald Trumps weird lips. He'll suction the plates right up as they fall.
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#3386
Cover the cupboard in protein. Add in a small battery and return in 2 billion years. The plates will have evolved in to something that can make their own way out of the cupboard. Either that or the cupboard will have digested them...
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#3387
Hire me to use my psychic powers to levitate them back into place
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#3389
Cut a hole in the other cabinet. Reach in and support the bowls and open up. You'll need a drill and a 3 inch hole saw. When done glue the cutout back in place and paint it.
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#3390
Launch your house into space and fix the situation at zero gravity
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#3391
You do nothing because it's just plates that you probably got from The Dollar Store😂
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#3392
Call Chuck Norris. He won't just fix it, he'll fix it by phone.
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#3393
Lay a matress underneath and open the cupboard. Then cross your finger hoping it wont break..
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#3394
Cast some YouTube stars, wrap two up in bubble wrap and goggles, open the cupboard and make them catch the plates, as they fail the others laugh and talk trash. Video goes viral. Go on Ellen show; she gives you new dishware.
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#3395
Wait till your pissed and break stuff. It'll be therapeutic. I swear.
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#3397
Break the other window of the door on which the plates do not lean; there you go, you can get the plates and put them on their places. This way, you just have to pay for a piece of window!
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#3399
Remove the hindges of the cuboard door (get someone to hold it so it doesnt drop off). Slide it up so the bottom of the door is just bellow the bows and then slowly tilt the cuboard door towards you. The bowls should slide onto thecuboard door. Simply rearange the plates and reattach the cuboard door.
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#3400
I had this happen. Slide a very flat ruler (metal works well) in and push dishware back on the shelf.
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#3401
Remember princess and the pea? If possible, bring that matress in front of the door (can be substituted with blankets, clothes, etc)
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#3402
Remember princess and the pea? If possible, bring that matress in front of the door (can be substituted with blankets, clothes, etc)
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#3403
Probably could just open the door slowly and some plates will slide down and then once it's open enough put your Hand in to stop the others
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#3404
Call 911
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#3405
Just open it and try to catch them all in 1 go, doing it that way improves your catching skills. :)
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#3406
Slide in a piece of huge towel / blanket as you slowly slide open the door. The blanket will cushion the fall .
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#3407
The door latch looks like a sliding door instead of a swing open type. slide out 2-3 inches, reach in and save whatever plates you can remove.
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#3411
Open the door a crack and slide a spatula in there to hold back the first one until you can open it up and rescue them all.
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#3412
Simple: plug in your loudest speakers and open the cupboard door while playing Mozart's 'eine kleine Nachtmusik' (or wagner's ride of the valkyries if you're more inclined to the darker side)
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#3413
Get a time machine, go back in time where you can arrange the plates in a better way.
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#3414
Gently lay cupboard on ground on its back then open doors
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#3415
Carefully remove top left pane.Carefully Fill with Styrofoam shipping peanuts. Remove from top down if possible
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#3417
Remove glass from top left and top right corner . Get a ladder and remove the plates one by one.
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#3419
Are you from NZ? Open cupboard, blame earthquake, claim eqc insurance
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#3420
hild the glass steady with one hand, have husband or someone remove the hinges from the door. Once the wood is removed, slowly slide the glass downwards and grab the dishes one by one.
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#3421
Put the mattress under the cupboard And ask someone help to make the dish don't fall in one position when you open the cupboard
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#3422
Those bowls are ugly. Leave them be and never use them again.
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#3423
Remove the hinges, slide the door up or over enough to get an arm in there. You may need several helpers to keep any of them from dropping.
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#3424
Open the door a tiny bit, ask Donald Trump to slip his hand into the gap to hold the plate
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#3426
Set the house on fire. File insurance claim and buy a new set. Then buy a new house if you're not in jail for arson.
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#3427
Post a picture on the internet, and collect money from all of the ad royalties. Use it to either buy new dishes, or enough porcelain glue to fix them.
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#3428
Jump left, step right, hands on hips, knees in tight, pelvic thrust, time warp back to before you over crowded your China cabinet.
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#3429
Remove hinges from door. move slide bottom of door up while tilting top of the door away. have2 friends on either side place towels on the door and help you catch plates.
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#3430
Get two friends to hold a large garbage can full of water directly below the cupboard, then open the door.
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#3431
Gather as much energy as possible than fire the biggest kamehameha you can. That should fix all house problems
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#3433
Hold a Greek theme house party and let the good times roll!
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#3434
Is the cupboard facing East, or West? You'll either need to abruptly slow the speed of the Earth's rotation, or speed it up very quickly, while you open the cupboard door. If it's facing North or South, it's gunna be tricky.
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#3435
Break or gently remove the glass below that top shelf, so you can simply reach the plates and push then back to their oroginal position.
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#3436
Call MIT or Cal Tech and ask them to create a competition for this - those guys and gals can do anything if its for a contest
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#3439
buy a glass cutter yourself cut the glass on the other side and take your dishes out and stack them better so it doesn't happen again, replace the glass you cut
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#3440
Break the glass above the plates and bowls, reach down and grab the bowls. Glass is cheaper than china!!
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#3441
Go to the local police crime lab during a thunderstorm. Carefully move a large free-standing shelf with lots of dangerous chemicals on it to a location near a large novelty-sized exterior window. Wait for a lightning bolt to to break the window and douse you with chemicals. If you're not dead, you should then be able to move fast enough to save all of the plates.
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#3442
Transport the entire cupboard to space. Open the cupboard. Do a quadruple backflip (don't forget to do a selfie).
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#3443
Large strong flat cardboard with no creases. Slide up between door and frame then carefully and slowly open cabinet door holding the cardboard firmly against the crockery. Pull down until you can get your hand over and pull the bowels back onto the shelf. Large pieces of cardboard have saved me many times!!
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#3444
Find a spider bite your finger. Then you can catch all the plates when you open the door.
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#3445
You'll need about a month's worth of agility training. The rest is history.
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#3446
U take a flat price of metal and I mean flat with a little bit on the end thats round and u slide it in the sliding door with the little bit on the end hang out, then u turn the flat piece of metal until it creates a surface for the plates then slide open the door
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#3449
Cut the glass below the plates, support the plates with one hand and open the cabinet with the other and voila!!!!!
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#3450
Put a sign "Do Not Open, in memory of the last earthquake" (put a date of a strong earthquake) :)
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#3451
It's the Kobiashi Maru. Ask for captain Kirk's help, he's the only one who ever passed. 🚀
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#3452
Insure the plates, then let it drop ^_^ buy new ones
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#3453
Just sing: If I could turn back time, If I could find a way, I'd take back those plates..
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#3454
Step 1. Measure the exact distance from the hinge on the cabinet to the inside kitcen door frame. Step 2. Measure the exact distance from your kitchen door jamb to your side door. Step 3. Repeat steps 1 & 2 back to the cabinet Step 4. Sketch drawing onto a sheet of plywood. Step 5. Go to outside of house Step 6. Using measurements, find location on side of house where cabinet exists. Step 7. Nail board to wall, cut around with chainsaw Step 8. Restack dishes.
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#3456
Tell your oldest child or spouse to grab you a bowl out of the cabinet real quick, and then enjoy berating them
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#3457
Make your home a nursery , open the cupboard and go run outside. Jk, the put cabinet on the floor with the doors to the upside, of course, is good enough
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#3458
Slide a wide ruler from bottom upwards to hold plates/ bowls with same pressure as cupboard is... then open and simply steady them with other hand.
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#3460
This has happened before in Russia, they typically send the cupboard into orbit and safely extract the dishes in the gentle bosom of zero gravity.
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#3461
Open it just a bit, and start introducing tissues or napkins one by one. Two packages. Be patient and do it until it is full inside (and well packed), then open another couple of inches (but not completely), slowly and they won't fall at all. Try to grab them one by one.
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#3462
Unplug the cabinet, then wait 30 seconds and then plug it back in.
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#3463
Open the door, allowing the plates to break, then repair using the traditional Japanese technique of kintsugi. Proudly display as a reminder of the time when people on the Internet restored your faith in humanity.
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#3464
Ask NASA to take your cupboard to their space mission wher gravity is zero! .... mention my name too
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#3465
Why do you want to open the door when you can smash the glass on top and top right and get the plates out easily.
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#3466
Make a hole in the glass just big enough to let your hand through. Fix the plates. Leave the hole just in case it happens again.
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#3468
Which ever way you use... please post video of result!
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#3469
Physics says there are multiple universes, in one of them, the dishes are stacked neatly. Acquire one portal gun, and travel through multitudes of universes until you find the exact one with the neatly stacked dishes.
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#3470
Use a glass cutter on the right panel break it and use ur right hand and reach for them.
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#3471
I was really entertained and had to laugh my ass off with these very IMAGINATIVE and really FUNNY answers. Break the top of the cabinet and use a ladder to reach for these Ming Dynasty Chinas...Goodluck!
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#3473
Use a fishtape device to carefully wrangle a piece of cardboard (the thickest that you can get in place in front of the plates, or maybe towels. Then careful open the cupboard. When I installed a rear dashcam into my cars, I used a combination of a fishtape and a coat hanger fashioned into a hook so I was able to work in tight spaces that my hands could reach. The fish tape is a guide that allows you force the cardboard/towel (towel glued to cardboard?) behind the plates,
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#3474
I think the cupboard's door is sliding sideways, so just open it normally and the plates should go back to normal without breaking any of them
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#3475
Hey take out or broke the upper mirror of the cupboard and take out each plant from the top, I think it might cost you less..
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#3476
This looks more like a sliding door than a swing open one, and the bowls toppled when you were closing the door. So why don't you slide it open gently till you can fit your hand in, then rearrange it back.
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#3477
It's a sliding door. Slide it to the right enough to get your hand in and grab the plate. Use your other hand to smack yourself in the head for not thinking of it yourself.
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#3478
Take off the back of the cabinet, reach in and reset the dishes.
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#3480
Open the other side and grab the bowls and plates at an angle & lift them back up on the shelf
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#3481
Put pillows on the floor so when the dishes fall to the ground they won't break
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#3482
Open it just enough so a tiny little man can squeeze on in. NOTE: Man must either have slightly proportionate strength, though strength of a normal human compressed in an ant-sized man could make the dishes crack a thing the slightest touch, not enough strength and your ant person may be sacrified saving the dishes.
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#3484
Do the fireman way. Put something soft at the bottom(cushion) where you can expect the plates to fall and open the cupboard.
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#3485
Remove one of the unaffected pane glass of the cupboard then you can re-arrange them again or take them out!
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#3486
git pull origin master git checkout -b cupboard-hotfix git revert HEAD *** make necessary changes to stabilize plates *** *** run a thorough qa test *** git add . git commit -m "Greatest fix of all time" git checkout master git merge cupboard-hotfix git push origin master
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#3487
Call David Blain and have him make them disappear. Then open the cabinet and build a wider shelf. When he makes them reappear they will be on the shelf! Duh!
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#3488
If you're able to get a running start and sprint as fast as possible you should be able to phase through the cupboard and re stack them. If you're fast enough you might travel back in time to where the plates were nicely stacked. But you would have to keep track of time and make sure they don't fall again. Time traveling is risky. By doing so, you might replace a couple falling plates with something worse.
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#3490
Usually hutches separate the top from bottom. If this one separates take top off and lay flat on back . The rest of dishes will move some but should be OK. And then you can take all dishes out . Return top hutch and put all the dishes back in.
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#3491
Slide a piece of glass or cardboard through the door to hold the dinnerware up, open door. Ta-da!
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#3492
Why wouldn't you just open the other door and slide your hand in to hold the bowls so they don't fall?
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#3493
Kill yourself- then you don't have to worry about the plates.
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#3494
Get a sack of packing peanuts under the cabinet, open the door, the falling bowls will fall into the packing peanuts. Because there is air inbetween the peanuts, the bowls will drop deep in the sack and not break.
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#3495
hold a large trash can under the door and letter rip!!! problem solved ...no clean up!!! lol!!!!! replace as needed lol!!!
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#3496
Cut class row horizontally below where the dishes are to open, grab bed foam and push up to dishes foam protects from large fall. Have person hold the foam while they move the cabinet out and unscrew or cut the back wall.
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#3497
Why don't you just open the other side of the cupboard door and rearrange everything?
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#3498
Remove the entire cupboard without opening the door, then rotate it slowly to let gravity gently put it down against the back, then open the door! :D
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#3499
Do you have a daughter? Tell any suitor asking for her hand in marriage that they must first open the cupboard without breaking any plates.
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#3500
Place lots of pillow on the floor.. n let the plate fell on the pillow
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#3501
Open the other glass panel, reach in and arrange your plates..
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#3502
If you remove the glass on the upper left side of door while standing on a chair you can reach inside there and take them out slowly.
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#3503
Murder your partner and their lover, get sentenced to life at Shawshank, befriend Morgan Freeman, ask for a rock hammer then spend 19 years working away at the wall on the other side of the cupboard, rescue your dishes then crawl through a pipe full of poo and go live on a beach in an boat. Simple
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#3505
Remove all other sides except for the door eliminating the need to even open the door in the first place.
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#3506
Discard the third dimension. This will leave only 2 dimensions to deal with. Don't be alarmed but you'll find everything incredibly flat. Oppenheimer the door at your leisure and straighten the dishes. Easy peasey.
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#3508
Carefully cut 2 holes in upper and lower panes. blow in dry paper insulation or similar from the bottom. recover the dishes through the top hole. Get good advice at a hardware or home store for details.
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#3509
Lay the cupboard down on its back and remove all the plates. Bring it back up and replace them safely.
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#3510
Swing a sledge hammer directly into the cupboard. Take comfort in your choice to destoy the plates, rather than your failure to stop them from breaking. I charge by the hour.
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#3511
Slide a flexible cutting mat in there and have a friend slide the door slowly as you push against the pasto hold the plates in place.
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#3512
Take a yardstick, open the door ever so slightly, maneuver the yardstick in front of the door and push them backwards back onto the shelf.
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#3513
if you can cut a hole in the wall behind it and fill it all with Styrofoam packing chips - starting at the bottom level may help. If its a normal wall its only 2 layers of drywall and patching drywall is fairly straight forward. If you have a shop vac - you can turn it into a blower and fill the whole thing with styrofoam chips. (if you can't access the back wall though -I don't really have another idea... that thing is going to fall if you have to open it from the front.
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#3514
Ctrl z until the part where the dishes were nicely stacked
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#3515
cut hole in back of cabinet (just enough for a hand) reach in grab plates ! You will just have a hole in your cabinet !
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#3516
The thin cardboard idea is the best so far. You could actually probably open it two inches and insert a reasonably stout piece of cardboard - perhaps a packing box - to hold the dishes in place while you fully open the door.
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#3517
Pull the bottom of the cabinet out and up while pushing the top of the cabinet forward and down. You might want to do it slowly......you wanna at least save the one red dish
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#3518
Opening the door doesn't mean the bowl will drop. do it slowly till hand can slide in and hold the bowl. Glass and glass dont have much friction.
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#3519
Bring it to the auction house. Let people bid this schrodinger cupboard for the highest price. You could even buy a new house all together. =D
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#3520
Tell that little Indian that lives in there that you'll make sure the pipeline goes away if he fixes them.
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#3525
Break the glass to the right above the plates. carefully remove them one by one.
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#3527
get one to cut the glass above the porcelain plates and tile it again
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#3529
break the glass panel above the glass cupboard door and remove the items. Or, don't open until you house contents are insured.
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#3530
Get a paypal account. Put the pic on a website where you can charge a small fee for an answer. The expected revenue is the real answer.
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#3531
If it is a lose cabinet, move it away from the wall and slowly, gentle tip it backwards, the dishes will slide to the back then you can oepn the door
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#3532
Pull the cupboard forward... slowly tilt it back... once it's tilted backwards the plates won't fall out
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#3533
Have a Greek wedding!! Open the cupboard when the dish smashing ceremony begins!
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#3534
Tilt cupboard backwards till it's safe to open! If someone else suggested this... good for you (:
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#3535
Open it from the back by unscrewing any screws or taking out the nails in the back board--just make sure you have those front doors sealed (maybe with duct tape?) before trying to move the shelf away from the wall. That would really blow if you were moving it and the doors swung open.
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#3536
Well look at it this way what's more expensive the glass of the cupboard or the China inside. If it's the China use a demand and make constant deep circular cuts into the glass then lightly hit the glass with something small, but hard until the glass breaks. The glass should break in the circular area that you broke leaving a hole to reach in then repair the glass at a later date.
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#3537
Engage in a dialogue with the plates. Understand their essence. Commune with the Platonic Form of plates, that which all physical plates imperfectly mimic. Realize that the world of the sensate is finite. Transcend mortality. Destroy concepts. Recollect it all. Create metaphysics.
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#3539
Have a cheap fake wedding (or vowel renewal) and register for new ones. OR gain super powers, create an earthquake that's isolated to only your house and submit an insurance claim.
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#3541
Simple two ppl - one slides the door make space for 2nd persons wrist can chip in use a plastic scale for extra support . Ones you get the grip of fist bowl rest will stay their automatically open the door and let the other person move plates from back while the 2nd person push the ones in front . Hope it works
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#3546
The Cubs won The World Series!!! Nothing else really matters....
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#3547
Get some packing peanuts and then very carefully.... ahhh, nevermind, you're screwed.
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#3549
If he glassware is expensive and precious and it looks like the cupboard is just everyday glass. Then cut out a pain of the glass put arm in there and straighten the glassware and then replace the glass in the cupboard
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#3550
Why not put blankets and pillows everywhere so the plates fall on them. But try to have as many people as you can catch the plates so that some fall and some are caught. Avoid any plates from crashing into each other.
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#3552
call your local glazier and ask him to use the cutting wheel to make a small hole in each window pane (big enough to fit a hand through). Then find someone with an extra long arm to secure the plates while you open the door slowly...
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#3553
We have had a similar situation. I stacked a few pillows n asked the maids to hold them as I opened the cabinet door slowly. Every single piece of my set was in tact. Though one fine morning the cabinet came toppling down n I had to change everything - from the cabinet to crockery 😀😀
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#3554
Break one glass window, reach ur hand and remove the plates , then u can fix the window again for 20 $
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#3555
Open a little the cabinet door, use brum stick to hold plates then open door in full to catch them
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#3556
Moved the cupboard and tape the door closed. Lay it down slowly. Cupboard door faced up. Remove tape and open cupboard door. Take out the bowls and whatever inside.
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#3557
Make a small hole exactly in the center of the bowl about half an inch push a Wood Dowel through the whole this will put the plates back into place slowly open the door and Wala you only need to replace the glass on the window without smashing anything.
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#3558
1. Is this part of the Manequin Challenge? Because if it is just have whoever put the plates come back and put them all back. 2. Slowly tilt the cupboard backwards and hope you have a God 3. Consider breaking the glass on the right as that is probably replaceable 4. Go back to sleep and pray when you wake up this nightmare will be over
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#3559
Break the upper glass of the cupboard than take the bowl slowlyout one by one
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#3560
Put the house in an anti-gravity chamber. Then smoke some pot and open the door. That way, if the anti-gravity chamber doesn't work, you'll be high a you won't care. Note: this solution can be done without the anti-gravity chamber.
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#3562
Break the windows and put a little kid inside to hold the plates so when you open it they won't fall out!
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#3563
Like a previous person said, if the glass that is the cupboard cheaper and easier to replace, break the opposite side and reach in. How do you break the glass without screwing up all else?? Take a little piece of porcelain (maybe out of a fuse) then smack it against said glass hard, maybe by finger slingshot made with rubberband, and voilà.
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#3565
Make a video of you opening the cupboard then post it on Youtube, with ads. You will make enough money to pay for the plates.
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#3566
Get a glazer to remove the right hand pane from the frame. This will enable you to reach in and lift out the dishes. Reglaze when all sorted.
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#3569
Take a pic and post it on facebook saying"Click like to save a bowl"
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#3570
try to restart and on again....or try to ctrl+alt+del and open task manager then delete it
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#3571
Put pillows on the ground up against the cabinet, then open the cabinet very slowly. Ifu can catch any before they hit the ground then try. Then let the remainder fall on the pillows.
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#3572
Place a wide spongy thing on the floor !! Open it!! Let all the dishes roll out !!! And it will not break rather fall on that spongy stuff !! And voila !!! Uhh are sorted
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#3574
It looks like it's a sliding door. Just slide it slowly till you can put your arm through and then hold them as you open further!
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#3575
Cut the glass upper left of the slider door. And hold the dish at the bottom and lift all together...
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#3576
Have you tried taking the battery out, counting to 10 then replacing the battery?
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#3577
Torch the house. Use insurance money to buy new house and more bowls.
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#3578
Using a circular glass cattermole a hole just big enough for a hand in the middle of the bowl resting on the glass. Insert hand and push pile of bowls back onto shelf. Replace pane of glass.
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#3579
Take a picture, open the door put it in a box an sell the puzzle...
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#3580
Bring a mattress near to the door and open it... let them fall on the mattress 😬
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#3581
Get doused with a cocktail of various chemicals, obtain the ability to move with the speed of lightning, move at lightning speed and pick out the plates, get yourself a superhero costume, fight crime.
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#3582
We cannot see the whole cupboard... but it may be possible to take the hinges off & open from the other side. If not, then perhaps removing the back panel?
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#3583
Jack one side of the house up to tilt the entire cabinet back until the angle allows you to open the cupboard without plates falling to the floor... Ensure you secure all valuables in other areas to prevent them falling as the angle increases.
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#3584
There should be a handle on your cupboard, grab it, pull it, and boom, you opened the cupboard.
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#3585
Find a piece of plexiglass or 1/4" plywood that fits the width and long enough to slide it up from the gap in the bottom to hold the falling bowls whilet you open the door slowly. This would be your best chance if you have already tried everything else above. Good luck !
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#3586
Stuff as much towels or crumpled newspaper into the lower space in the cupboard as possible. Then carefully open the door enough to remove the plates. Do it by very carefully opening the door enough to get a hand or at least a towel or paper on a bent wire coat hanger through it. The plates look as if the nestle in each other enough to tolerate a little movement of the door. Be very careful.
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#3588
Put this same photo on eBay and sell both the plates and the cupboard while they're still in tact. Problem solved!
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#3589
Get a glass cutter and carefully cut out all the glass panes (top and bottom), leave the glass pane holding the dishes. Get someone to assist you... on the count of 1,2,3 you hold the set against the glass, while the second person hold the dishes still on shelf. Have the glass panes replaced.
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#3590
Unplug it for 10 seconds and plug it back in. Works with everything else, so not? 😂👌
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#3591
Grab a bottle of that spray that makes anything unbreakable, open a little and spray the bowls. Then simply open and let the bowls fall with no worries.
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#3592
Click "undo" button several times until the plates are in position and open the cupboard as nothing has happened
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#3594
Smack whoever stacked them like that in the first place. Smoke a joint. Call it a life.
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#3595
Smack whoever stacked them like that in the first place. Smoke a joint. Call it a life.
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#3596
Open the other door, keep 2-3 pillow in the rack down below and start removing the plates slowly.
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#3597
Is it a sliding door? If so, slowly slide open and slip your hand in to grab those bowls and open the rest of it to rearrange it again. If it is pull open type, try to grab something thin but firm to slip in to hold the bowls and carefully open up to arrange the bowls again.
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#3598
Redecorate the whole house with an Alice in Wonderland theme. Just trust me.
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#3599
If you can manage to stop the first from falling none others would. Have a strong scale (made of steel or wood) and with the cupboard slightly ajar, insert to be just beneath the base of the first one. Ensure that it is taut and can carry of the weight of the plate/bowl. Have your husband or friend be near by and when the door is opened immediately catch the others. Also depending on how high the cupboard is you can also put a cushion / sofa beneath just in case one or two were to drop.
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#3600
Call anybody from the Schrödinger memorial house: you found the same problem, but instead of cat with plates...
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#3602
Hire 30 midgets from the nearest circus and have them stand very close together. Open the door superfast and have evert midgets catch one plate each. Whomever ends up without a plate do not get paid.
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#3603
#STFU and move on.. P.S. Nothing's left in this relationship.
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#3604
Really quick hands with cat reflexes could do it. Or ask someone to help you lay the cabinet onto it's back and then open without risk.
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#3605
You need three people. The one on the left stands there with a thick blanket, one person is below with another thick blanket while the one to the right will open the door. The person on the bottom has to be the fastest to stuff her blanket in so when the plates fall they fall softer. The other one standing with the blanket also has to be fast and try to catch the falling plates as soon as possible. Some might fall and break, but maybe if you are lucky some will be saved.
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#3606
Вырезать алмазным стеклорезом стекло находящееся слева выше . И спокойно все достать. Затем вставить другое стекло в шкаф. Затраты минимальные, я бы не думала даже об этом и сделала все сама, засняв все на видео и выложила бы это в инет.
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#3607
Have some fun. Let er rip. Mosaic a table with the result and laugh at the story to tell. They're just dishes.
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#3608
Step 1: buy a chick Step 2: raise this chick into a chicken Step 3: While raising this chick, grow some carrots, potatoes, maybe some other veggies. Step 4: When the chicken is fully grown, but still young, kill it for the meat Step 5: Harvest said planted veggies Step 6: cook up some Chicken Noodle Soup Step 7: realize that you have just made soup, but all of your bowls are inaccessible. Step 8: open the cabinet on the left of the picture, and cut out the wood dividing wall so you have access
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#3609
Realize that all matter is condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death and life is dream with the imagination of ourselves. Then you won't care that your dishes have broken because of your insignificant existence. :)
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#3610
Video yourself opening the door. When video goes viral on YouTube, buy new crockery with proceeds and enjoy your newfound virtual fame.
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#3612
Get one of those cat burger sets with the suction cup and glass cutters. Use a step stool tall enough that you can use the glass cutter device to remove the two side-by-side glass panes just above the ones the dishes are supported by. Make sure you are high up enough that you can reach into the open panes and down to easily remove the dishes.
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#3613
First, leave your husband and your children. Never see them again (THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT STEP). Then, take advanced physics courses, study quantum mechanics. Study the phenomenon that is known as Quantum Entanglement, this will provide you the power of moving past the speed of light - time travel. Time travel back to save the dishes, but then realize you don't have to because your husbands new wife, Stacy, has figured out an easier method. Thats the only solution.
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#3614
Build a spaceship around the house, send the house out of the stratosphere, where there is no gravity, and open the cupboard. You must collect all the plates while you stay there. Easy.
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#3615
Learn the art of Kintsugi, open cupboard, make plates better. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kintsugi
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#3616
Call the flash or quick silver. They can either phase thru the glass or simply catch them one by one
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#3617
use a jigsaw to saw a circle in the top left pane of glass get a ladder to stand on and slide your hand through to remove the dishes that are about to fall and then stack the dishes properly as this pic is not good for my OCD
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#3621
Paint a smiling chinese fisherman face in the centre where the first plate touching the glass and every time you looking at it just say in a chinese accent: Have a nice day! It will calm you down
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#3623
Open the other side of the cupboard. Saw a square or a hole out on the connecting side of the cupboard and tale it out from there. Or just open it and make it rain like all my broken hopes, dreams and promises I don't care....
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#3625
Ok so buy an identical cupboard and bowls, keep the receipt! Go to original cupboard open door slowly and if disaster strikes put broken bowls in bin and chuck out cupboard for being crap! But if successful and you catch bowls, use receipt and take back new cupboard and bowls and get a refund. There, done.
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#3626
Fill the entire cabinet with golden syrup through a drilled hole at top (this can be bogged up later), open door. May need some temporary sealing to hold syrup in.
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#3627
Open the cupboard a wee tiny bit...feed in a balloon and blow it up to support the plates.
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#3628
Did you Save before you went into the kitchen? If yes, load the save and you're fine. If not, go to the cupboard level, Save, and if you fail, just load again. Simple.
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#3629
Instead of posting to the internet asking for help, post to the internet asking for how many entries into a sweapstake to see how many plates will smash and into how many pieces. Use profits to buy new stuff.
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Tony Hitchocck (Submission author) 9 years ago
Video the whole thing as you open door, thus keeping people entertained for years to come. DO it again next year, once it has become popular and buy heaps better stuff.
#3630
Drill a small hole on the wooden sash and pump in a can of expanding foam. Open door, remove plates and foam. Simply repair hole again afterwards
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#3631
Get a gun, this seems to be the solution to most American problems. Then shoot Trump.
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#3632
This is a wooden cupboard.. Which means you can unscrew the nails of the back plate and remove the back of the cupboard and approach to the glassware.. Never try to approach from front.. Even by smashing the front glasses.. A slightest shock from front May lead to impact on the glassware and can damage without or by falling..
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#3634
Speed, no hesitation, open door quickly and grab the plates. Looks like they have a long way to fall, so catching them will be easy. Have a brush and pan ready - just in case.
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#3635
Share the photo and facebook, get atleast 1000 likes to save those plates. You're welcome .
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Dileep Prashank (Submission author) 9 years ago
Share the photo on facebook, get atleast 1000 likes to save those plates. You're welcome .
#3636
It's plates... just open the damn door!
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#3637
two people slowly lay it with the front on the floor. remove the back of the cupboard and again slowly take out everything.
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#3638
Open the door, run away & record the noise. Then make a huge mozaīk out of the mess. Sell the mozaīk and the noise and buy yourself a better set of plates ;)
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#3640
Make a deal with NASA, go to space then you can open the door easily.
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#3641
Apparently, it's a "slidable" door. Physics are on your side. Just slide it very slowly until you can put your hand and hold the plates.
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#3643
Hoist the cupboard by helicopter to approximately 1000 meters in height. Then let it drop. As you free fall with the cupboard you should have just enough time to open the door and safely gather all the plates before it hits the ground.
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#3644
Drill a small hole in the glass (close to the middle of the plate which we can see completely), put a metal or hard stick and push them all back gently. Stick will prevent them falling down.
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#3645
Slowly lower the cupboard into a lake in a northern latitude. Wait for winter. Once the cupbard is entirely contained in solid ice, you may use a chainsaw to cut and remove it as a solid block. Chisel away excess ice, and thaw with blow torch to allow removal of intact plates. Dry with towel.
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#3646
Just do not "believe" it happened! (the reverse works with religions, too)
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#3647
Runn outside and start looking for a blue police call box
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#3648
Just call over a waitress friend to help. We're pretty good at balancing dishes! :)
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#3649
Find a magic lamp , rub it , when the geinee comes out you should have 3 wishes. Use one to solve it
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#3650
Just open the door and let the plates fall and smash then Reparo them.
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#3651
You need to call Son-Goku! But also you need to know that hes everytime coming when its too late. Yes you have a problem
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#3652
Use banana slicer (see below). It can do anything and solve any problem. Try it, you will see. https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0047E0EII/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1479554895&sr=8-1&pi=SY200_QL40&keywords=banana+slicer&dpPl=1&dpID=31VTJj4VuVL&ref=plSrch
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#3653
Put a matress on the floor and open the cupboard. If some off then break?! Oh well🙄
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#3654
Carefully pack the cabinet and send to space station.
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#3655
Put ear plugs in and blindfold yourself. Stand in front of cupboard. Open cupboard. Take off blinfd no ear plugs. Clean up smashed plates.
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#3656
Three ideas: crack the door open just enough to get your hand on the plate closest to the glass. Hold it in place while you open the door or have someone hold a large towel directly under the door and as you open it have them move the towel up so that it catches the dishes. Just make sure the towel isn't stretched taut. Or if there are two doors to that but cupboard and you can, open the other door and reach across to move the dishes.
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#3657
Hire Jackie Chan or Rajnikanth. They will do a neat job of smashing the glass and rescuing your ware.
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#3660
They're going to break anyway, I say have fun breaking them. Toss in some explosives, maybe a hammer or two, and you'll feel good about going out and buying new china.
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#3661
Get a boat-load of soft pillows, lay them where the dishes would drop. Next, gently slide the cupboard open, so you can slip your arm or a stick, to reach the dishes and try to put them back into position.
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#3662
i found solution get risen pour it all over your house as my gif http://gph.is/2fqXuPL
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#3663
Open the door slowly, slide your arm in and gently push the second plate back in, that will help to stop all the other plates from falling. If you get some one to catch the first plate then hopefully you'll loose none.
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#3664
You obviously need to bring the Indian in the cupboard alive....and the cowboy since he might need some help here.
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#3665
snap and let it freeze in a picture then open the cupboard
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#3666
Cut the house, move it to the space, no gravity, well done, you made it !
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#3667
Get someone to hold a blanket right underneath the door to catch the plates as you open the door
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#3668
U got a yard stick? It might slide in enough to support the dishes so u can open the door...
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#3670
Open a bottle of wine and have a drink + and 📱📲🚒for help🔊🔊🔊
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#3671
Take it for a parachute jump. While it's in free fall, open the door and stack the plates, then close the door and pull the chute.
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#3672
Some one hold the door so it doesn't shudder. The other breaks the the glass above the bowl should. Reach for the first bowl on the bottom. Your arm should hold the others in place. Don't rush
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#3673
put masking tape over pane of glass and break , goods within will not break and you just have to replace one pane of glass ;)
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#3674
Move the cabinet carefully to either Houston or Southern Florida to the NASA weightless training center(whichever is closer)...put the cabinet inside and, once weightless, open the door and catch the plates as they float out. Make a documentary of your experience to finance the trip.
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#3675
great way to get us all to fix your problems on a Saturday morning...your problem...going back to bed!
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#3676
Ask NASA to fly it to space where everything is weightless. Open door.
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#3681
I'm going to say it. This cabinet BETTER NOT have two doors.
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#3682
Share the photo on facebook and get at least 1000 likes to save those plates. You're welcome .
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#3683
A real solution. Tape or nail a sheet to the underside of the cupboard. Hold it taut and then slowly open the cupboard allowing the bowls to gather in to the sheet. Will need three others to help - three to hold each loose end of the sheet and 1 to open the door
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#3685
Ah, i see your problem stop using windows.....get a mac instead
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#3686
Realize that you will have several less plates to sell at the long overdue garage sale.
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#3687
You can flood the room with soft balls (like you find here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u85u2ymDl8M ) and open it. You can probably have a tub or something nearby to cut down on how many balls you need.
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#3688
Open the file "Life.ini" and find the line called "Enablerealtimephysics=1" and rename it to "EnableRealtimePhysics=0". Save and restart, and you should be able to open the door while the dishes stay in place.
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#3689
Turn the cabinet upside down and they will fall the other way.
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#3691
The glass on the right is already missing (there's no reflection on it, unlike the other windows) so you don't have to do anything except reach in and sort them out !!!
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David Wetherall (Submission author) 9 years ago
Sorry I was looking at a lower resolution photo from a shared link ... here the window is clearly intact ... so break it !!
#3692
Have Cyclops from the X-men to use his laser beam eye to burn a hole in the glass so that you can pull each bowl out sideways. Yep, that should do it.
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#3694
As I can see, it's a two door shelf, so if the right door slides on front of the left one, just open it all and fix from the other side. If it slides on the back, just open it the most you can, and, if you have kids, select the most suitable one, put him inside, and tell him he as an important mission to accomplish!
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#3695
Find the guy who can pull the tablecloth off a dining table without breaking anything.
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#3698
Paint the windows so that you can't see the dishes. Tell your husband that you needed a change and felt that painting everything would suffice. After you do this make a beautiful dinner and invite some friends over. Once the dinner is about done ask your husband to set the table with the nice China (make sure you have wine to watch the show). Once he opens it start yelling when everything breaks.
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#3699
If the cupboard is movable, it must be moved away from the wall and very slowly inclined, until the doors are facing the ceiling. Then you can open the doors without risk.
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#3701
lay down the cupboard on its back and open it and get ur plates out
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#3702
Get your camera, turn it on, open the door and make a video of all the plates chashing at the floor. Upload on Youtube, the video will be a hit and with the Youtube money, buy the plates again! Awesome!
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#3704
Get 2 elves on the shelves... Put one over open flame and the other in front of the cabinet. Thise elves can get into anything he will fix it to save his friend!!!
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#3705
The door slides to the right. When you open it, very slowly, they will either jam where they are or at least stay fairly stable so that you can catch them before they fall. Then you have to push them up and back on top of themselves to get them back on the shelf they belong on.
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#3707
I agree with number one in that you have to decide if the bowls are more important then a pain of the glass. But, rather than smash the glass I would drill a small hole in it and use A chopstick or something similar to push the bowls back. That way you may have a small hole that you are OK living with until you can replace the pane of glass
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#3708
Don't do anything about it - leave it and call it "art". Or become a magician and free the plates from gravity.
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#3709
Find glass cutter, cut top 2 glass window squares, pickup the plates & replace the glass window later. Better to hire a professional glass cutter to do it.
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#3710
Open the door slowly and wide enough for your hands to slowly stack back those bowls
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#3711
Let the plates all fall down and spend the rest of time eating your dinner off the floor!
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#3712
CTRL then ALT then DELETE... it has gotten me out of many jams.
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#3713
Open the door just about half or 3/4 the height of a bowl. Then try to push with a rod through the inside of the bowl.. this mighy hold the bowls or cause a 1 or 2 second delay falling.... then open the door quickly then catch the bowls.. better if you have someone to help you
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#3715
Dear Mom!!! This happens when you become greedy and only uses good China when guests come. Just open the Goddamn door and wait untill you left withthe final unbroken untouched ones and simply let you husband and children eat off of that. I guarantee you it will not happen again.
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#3716
Get all the quilts and duvets from around the house and and lay them out on the floor. Then all the bowls will land on a soft surface.
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#3718
Place a trampoline under the place they will fall and catch them with any and all appendages available.
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#3720
It looks like a sliding cabinet, slide little by little, adjust the plates and remove them.
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#3722
1) Give it a webpage. 2) Sell ads. 3) Replace the dishes, the cabinet, even the house with your earnings.
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#3723
Get a bunch of pillows. Put them on the counters and the floor (where you anticipate the dishes and plates to fall). Open the cupboard.
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#3725
Out stretch a strip of tape and slide it long ways across the inside of the door.. Continue to do so until china is secure enough to open the door all the way.
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#3726
Cut or break the single glass pane above or adjacent to where the plates are, and reach in to restack the plates before opening the door. Then sinply replace the single damaged glass pane.
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#3727
These are sliding doors. Look in the reflection. Slide the panel on the right and reach through and move them.
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#3728
Crack the door frame next or under the plates, put your hand in and take the plates which were about to fall, then if you want open the door.. you will only have a frame to replace instead of all the plates..
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#3731
Use the #mannequinchallenge and freeze the plates mid-fall. Take a pic, post to insta. Then, pluck them out of the air one-by-one. Nothing breaks.
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#3733
put your hand at the bottom of the cupboard door, then let the plates fall into your hand when you open the door.
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#3734
Use the demons of Salazar to levitate the plates so you can open the door and catch them as they fall.
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#3735
Alternatively, summon our lord and saviour, Chinchin, give him 5,000 chromosomes and hell save your plates... ORE WA OCHINCHIN GA DAISUKI NANDAYO!!!
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#3736
become one with the elements, use the creative power of your words, the sound of your voice and your focus your intentions on your desired outcome, Bonus: ask the angels to help you
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#3737
Change your perspective on the value of material things for the sake of the problem. Pull handle on cabinet door. New problem cleaning broken dishes. Sweep or shop vac. Some will survive the fall in case you want to return to perspective of valuing material things. Easy
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#3739
Just invite your friends around and have a smashing time 😍
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#3740
Divorce. Marry to some Bulgarian guy. Ask him to put some traditional music. Open and dance!
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#3741
Remove the glass from the door above the dishes, stand on a step ladder, and take them out, replace glass after you're finished...
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#3743
Put a big box filled with jello under the cabinet, then open it.
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#3744
Thread some fishing line through the opening. Use pins or tacks to hold it in place.
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#3750
Use the spell 'Wingardium Leviosa' to make the plates levitate. Then open the cupboard and use your wand to put the plates in desired postion. Be sure to get it right though, it's Leviosa not Leviosa.
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#3751
Use the spell 'Wingardium Leviosa' to make the plates levitate. Then open the cupboard and use your wand to put the plates in desired postion. Be sure to get it right though, it's Leviosa not Leviosa.
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#3752
Is the cupboard built into the wall? If not, slide cupboard forward and tilt gently back, then open door.
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#3753
Smash or cut off the glass that is just above the plates on the edge. Get a stool, chair or ladder to climb up to the point where you can reach the plates without a problem. I'm my case, I'd just open the door and catch the plates with my body as I covered as much area possible. But, I'm also 6'2" 300lbs athlete; I can do that. Not sure that's your case.
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#3755
Open door about half an inch then stick a thin ruler or yardstick in push on bowls and slowly open. ? And maybe ? Can get out dish without breaking ? But maybe not too ?
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#3756
Seriously people... get a glass etcher ... cut a square large enough to get your hand in....fix the plates....replace the glass. Smashing the glass panel is too messy.
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#3757
Use [appropriate tool thpe] to remove the glass door off at the hinges and, with the help of another person or two, tilt it verrry slowly so the dishes can be caught while sliding instead of falling. Try to sneak a towel in there for extra protection once the angle is just big enough for a small hand.
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#3758
Replace ugly florescent light. No matter what happens after that, it will look better.
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#3759
Ask people to donate for a new dishes and then you will be millionieer...
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#3760
Seal all around the cupboard doors apart from a small crack. Mix up a massive batch of jelly and pump it into the cupboard. Once the cupboard is full, wait until the jelly has set and then open the door. Eat the jelly and retrieve crockery.
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#3761
Looks like one of those old cupboards with a sliding door. Should be easier to gradually take out the falling ones and then sort the rest out when u can safely open it the whole way.
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#3762
Set air mattress on floor next to cupboard... Unhinge the right side of the cupboard. Open slowly from right side, just enough to reach in to raise the first plate. Once stabilized, have someone stand on the left side to aid in lifting plates. If all else fails they will fall on air mattress
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#3763
The only obvious answer is to open and close the door quickly breaking only a few plates at a time.
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#3765
Unscrew the cabinet door hinges from the cabinet, while holding the door in place. Once hinges are detached, open the door slightly at hinge end and slide in a large sheet of stiff card stock to hold the plates back. Remove the doors, gently slide the card stock until you can grab the dished.
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#3767
Put a lot of pillows all over the place under the cabinet.
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#3768
Clear your cache and then restart in Safe Mode. If that doesn't work, do a System Restore.
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#3769
Photograph the two panels then do some wild colour variations and stick the life size prints onto the other panels, Warhol style. Just eat out or order in food from now on.
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#3771
Don't eat anymore soup, ice cream, pudding, sauce, rice.
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#3772
brake the glass panel above the bowles and pull them out
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#3773
very simple, get a piece of poster board and slide it up inside the cupboard to replace the door, then you can slide it a bit to the left and remove the dishes one at a time from the back side, or hold it in place while someone else removes them
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#3774
The cardboard or plastic being slid in could work. Or put a mattress on the floor and then try catching as many as you can. The mattress should protect them. Have someone else there to move the one that falls on the mattress so if another one falls it should be safe.
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#3775
Smoke a lot of weed and just seat back and relax wait for the unicorn to pass by😎
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#3776
Get two helpers and a sheet. Line the counters with bed pillows, just in case. While one helper controls the amount of opening on the door, the top person stands on the counter or a stepladder and slides the sheet in from the top while the second sheet person holds the bottom of the sheet taunt under the BACK of the upper cabinet , creating a sling. Open the door slowly and gently lower your bowls. Voila! (as a Mom of seven..practice makes perfect.)
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#3778
You could always fill the top half of the cupboard with expansion sealing foam. Should be quiet easy to inject through a small hole or gap. Dishes adhere to each other and to the cupboard and its easy to clean off.
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#3779
Always check for the distance between the glass and the porcelain plate before open.
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#3780
Determine which is least expensive, the cost of the plates or the cost to replace the glass in the door. To save the plates, break the glass at the top of the door since there appears to be nothing leaning against that area, reach in and reset the plates. Once everything is in place open the cabinet and measure/replace the glass in the cabinet door.
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#3781
Determine which is least expensive, the cost of the plates or the cost to replace the glass in the door. To save the plates, break the glass at the top of the door since there appears to be nothing leaning against that area, reach in and reset the plates. Once everything is in place open the cabinet and measure/replace the glass in the cabinet door.
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#3782
Determine which is least expensive, the cost of the plates or the cost to replace the glass in the door. To save the plates, break the glass at the top of the door since there appears to be nothing leaning against that area, reach in and reset the plates. Once everything is in place open the cabinet and measure/replace the glass in the cabinet door.
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#3783
Determine which is more valuable, the plates or the glass to the cabinet door. To save the plates, break the glass at the top of the cabinet door, reach in through the opening and reset all the dishes. Once everything is secure open the cabinet and measure/replace the glass for the door.
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#3784
Looks like a sliding door. Slide it open a little, stick your arm in and use a butter knife as a wedge to create enough space for your fingers to get under the plate that is against the glass, then carefully put everything back.
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#3785
Put the entire cupboard in a space shuttle. Fly up to when there's no gravity. Open the cupboard and rescue the dishes.
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#3787
Buy all new dishes and never open that cupboard again.
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#3788
Looking at the way the plates are being "held in place", it doesnt look like it will fall that easily, thus I would press the door against the plates n open it very slowly till my hand can fit in to push them back up slowly..
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#3789
Stand on the tip of the kitchen table and see how it makes the plates feel.
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#3790
Take the hinges off the right side. Open a little bit and use a small stick or someone with a skinny are to push them back.
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#3791
Can't be done! I reckon just wallpaper over the thing and forget it ever even existed, take a leaf out of the Germans book.
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#3792
Ask the Doctor to step into his Tardis and travel back into time to when the plates were upright. Prevent it from happening again.
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#3793
take out the glass of the cupboard to the right and reach around and pull it out
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#3795
Break into a highly secured house and steal the suit, put it on, freak out and get arrested for putting it back. get broken out of jail and learn to speak to ants. Tell them to rearrange the plates however you like. Or you can get in and help them.
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#3796
Open door.... The ones that fall and break were never meant to live!!
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#3798
Open the door very slowly. The bowls will start to slide down, then shut the door, then open again until they start falling into the shelf below and they are stable. I don't know. I think you're screwed.
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#3799
Open the other door and reach in move plates. Problem solved
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#3801
It's like srhowdingers cat. They are broken and not broken at the same time. Only until it is opened will we learn if they break. Or if an outside force interrupts that action.
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#3802
Now you've achieved the viralosity you desired, you can open the door and throw the whole glued- together mess away.
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#3803
Place a cushion on the counter top. Open slowly, just enough to snake your arm in. As they began to slide down use your hand and arm to slow their descent.
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#3804
Tape door shut. Pull cupboard out. Lay it on its back. Remove tape. Open door. Kick husband in the nuts for not thinking of it before you.
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#3805
If the plates are important, climb into the man hole in the ceiling and crawl to the ceiling above the cupboard. Then use a drill & a large down light hole sized drill bit to drill a hand sized hole. Next carefully reach your arm down and re-stack the plates back to their proper position before opening the door. Then either decide wow what a good place to get a down light installed or fill the hole :-)
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#3806
Take the hinges off the door while still holding it against the cabinet. When they're off, pull the door open at the top half only a SMALL crack enough to hopefully be able to reach in & grab the first dish, then close it to catch the rest. Repeat t until you successfully grab all the falling dishes. Or if you're really talented; crack it slightly from the bottom & let each dish slide down one by one to the bottom by applying less and less pressure to let them all eventually slide down slowly
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#3807
The plates aren't actually stagnant. They are falling with little to support it. Reason: DSLR on the bottom right of the picture
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#3808
Use Wingardium Leviosa... Remember, it's LeviOsa, not LevioSA
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#3809
Put masking tape on right side pane of glass. Tap to break, remove pieces of glass carefully. Reach in and save your dishes!
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#3810
Call Hancock.. ask him to circle the glass and tap on it..
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#3812
Put a laundry basket filled with towels under the door and open slowly. You might lose a few but wtf, you let them all tip in the first place
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#3813
Put a laundry basket filled with towels under the door and open slowly. You might lose a few but wtf, you let them all tip in the first place
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#3814
It would be less expensive to replace the pane of glass directly above the dishes than to replace all the dishes.. Use a glass cutter to remove the pane above. Carefully reach in and take the dishes out. Replace the pane of glass.
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#3815
Leave a mattress in the floor. Slight open a little. Insert your hand if possible. Take out one by one. If it drops. You had a good chance to save it. Otherwise just slight open till you can take them with open arms. Make sure ask your husband or a guy with big arms and hands to scoop them for you.
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#3816
Tape top and bottom of cabinet door. Unscrew hinges. Remove tape. Slide door up towards ceiling to push dishes up and into place.
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#3817
Slide a plastic bag in, and use a hanger to ( position the bag) catch the bowl. before opening it the cabinet.
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#3818
DON'T SMASH THE GLASS! CAREFULLY Tip the shelf over onto the floor and then open the door.
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#3821
Get a moving tub and line it with blankets and hold it under the door Or open the cabinet on the right and pull the bowls out😂
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#3822
Here is not much to do - she must just take the chance and open the door to the cabinet! But it would be wise to take the cabinet from the wall and put it on a bid of mattress on the floor and open the door slowly, so maybe she can manage to get her hand in and make sure the plates are not falling so far!
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#3825
Whoever has thinner arms, have other slowly open door while thinner arms reach in and grab the first four plates, fortunately they're shaped roughly like a small bowl so their natural curve will help keep them easy to handle as opposed to plates that are flat and slide
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#3826
Hold the glass in front of the foremost bowl, then break the glass.
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#3827
Just slide the door open to the right a little bit and push the plates back?
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#3828
Insert fly swatter, let it hold the weight as u open and catch.
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#3829
Put a piece of heavy cardboard in on the open side wedged on the hinge side for support then open and promptly push on cardboard to keep the bowls inside
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#3830
Cut or break one of the top two panes of glass.....rescue plates....have the pane of glass replaced....
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#3833
Download bullet time from the matrix and catch them all as they fall.
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#3834
Walk past it multiple times daily with heightened anxiety while ultimately ignoring it.
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#3835
Press CTRL + ALT + DEL, open the task explorer and close the cupboard
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#3836
Press CTRL + ALT + DEL, open the task explorer and close the cupboard
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#3837
Press CTRL + ALT + DEL, open the task explorer and close the cupboard
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#3838
put something to compensate for gravity underneath, like upside down hovercraft fans
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#3839
Schrodinger's plate. Open the door a bit put in a spatula firmly in front of the plates and open the door
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#3842
If the door opens sideways, slide it till the plates still rest against the glass door. That gives enough space for someone to slip his hand and hold the plates..rest is all teamwork
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#3844
Not to worry. A message has been sent to Tom cruise with the note "Your mission, should you choose to accept it" with a link to this site. In a couple of days and a few million dollars worth of damages, your plates shall be returned to you, in mint condition.
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#3846
Buy a glass cutter, cut the glass just underneath the plates about the size your hand would fit. Then push the plates above a bit. Very unlikely you will save all the plates though but at least some will be saved.
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#3847
Invite Marvels Flash over for tea and ask him to set the table
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#3848
Turn the cupboard around unscrew the back panel and remove.
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#3849
cut the glass of the window (the top one) i think its cheaper then these plates
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#3850
This is an absolute dilemma!!! I suggest having the right glass professionally cut & retrieving the precious plates. Having said that such dishes may have fed many dear ones & their sentimental value is irreplaceable. She'll have them back & this is how ordinary things bring back the best of memories.
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#3851
Buy one similar plate, and smash it in front of the others, they should go back in place by themself !!!!
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#3852
Well, let's see now. 1. Are they passed down from an older generation? If so, break the glass aboveboard them and catch them before they fall. 2. Of you bought them from a store last year to impress those women who only like you for the things you have in your house, pay a teen 20.00 to open and clean up!
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#3853
Start by removing the top planks of the shelf, gradually, you'll get to the plates
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#3854
fill the room and floor with marshmallows, get you and your family dressed up in bubble wrap suits covered in marshmallows, stand in front of the cupboard, open the door and voila, plates will land safely in marshmallow land and all that remains is for you and the family to eat your way through the marshmallows to retrieve your plates. You probably wont need them then though as you will be full from eating all the marshmallows
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#3855
Peeps, just hold uo a blanket underneath before opening, et voilà! :D
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#3856
Peeps!! Just hold up tightly a blanket underneath the opening, et voilà! :D
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#3857
Get your husband to lie down on floor ready to catch.. Then just open the cupboard... You see. It's a win - win situation
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#3859
Go to hardware store. Buy adhesive and grout. Open cabinet. Make pretty mosaic gifts for the holidays😉💕😂
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#3861
Even the plates are starting with the Mannequin-Challenge...
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#3864
I counted a dozen of them in the fallen stack. If you open the cupboard door, it looks like you will only loose about three before you catch the rest. You will still be able to set a table for 8 or at least 6. Pick up the broken pieces. LIFE GOES ON :-)
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#3866
Sell them as a Challenging Ticket for higher prices than they are, let the buyer to take them home. Get new dishes and pay him the prize if he succeeds.
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#3867
use a site to site transporter to transport the plates to the table.
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#3869
Unlatch, unhinge and slide the whole door to the right, pushing it in as you go until you can grab them. If you cant get at the hinges, try to remove the right window carefully
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#3870
look there're just plates let them break, plates are just stuff, stuff is what we clutter up our lives with. you shouldn't have expensive plates to eat off anyway, either that or just blow your house up and start a new life.
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#3871
Line the floor with pillows, open door slightly, try to get your hand in and push up plates, plan b... the pillows will catch them!
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#3872
Cut out right panel of glass and push plates back up to safe position.
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#3873
The genius answer has been reached by (Kkman Wen) the relative thinker who pointed out 'it's a matter of economics' if the dishes are valuable then break glass cupboard adjacent and remove the dishes then replace the glass to the cupboard. Winner! 👍
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#3875
Lay down the cabnet horizontally that the side on which the cabinet opens in on the ground. Lift the cabinet a little and open the cabinet door, take out the plates and upright the cabinet
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#3876
Pillows! Lots and lots of pillows. Then they will have a soft landing.
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#3877
Gently lay down the cabinet (glass door up) and open. Nothing will break.
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#3878
Cover the floor below the cabinet with blankets and pillows. Open the cabinet.
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#3879
This is a two-three person job. Have one person firmly press evenly against the door. Have another person unhinge the door and then the person pressing the door start tilting the door back slowly. Some of the plate will probably slided down the angle of the door where the person you had unhinge the door will reach in and grab them. Or Slowly crack the door open and close the door so a few plates drop out at a time. As the plates drop out catch them with some kind of cushion (blanket?)
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#3880
We need a full picture. How does the door open? Does it slide? More info.
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#3881
Unplug the cabinet for 20 seconds then plug it back in...
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#3882
Cushion the area on the floor and counter near where it could land with pillows and blankets and things then open the cabinet to let one fall at a time like a reasonable human being.
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#3884
Undo the hinges on the door while a friend holds the door in place. Once the hinges are off slide the door to the side while keeping the door up against the cupboard so the bowls don't fall until you can reach inside.
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#3885
If the cupboard is movable tilt it forward and then slant backwards so the bowls can get back into the shelf. If fixed cupboard, the option is to cut the window glass with a glass cutter and slowly push and break it with a blanket to avoid cuts and to protect any falling bowls. Using the blanket push everything on yo the shelf and remove them one by one. Then replace the window pane!
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#3886
Place a pillow on your table. Then put a portal heading to the pillow on the bottom of the cupboard, then release the door. All the dishes will teleport directly on the pillow, and you will be happy again :)
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#3887
Knock down the wall behind the cupboard, take the back off the cupboard and move them. Then elect Donald trump as president of the kitchen. He will then get Mexico to pay for the wall.
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#3888
tilt it backwards if possible. or move it so you can take the back off or cut a hole in the back.
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#3890
Drill a small hole in the glass, just large enough to insert a wooden dowel. Use this to push and hold the plates back while you open the door enough to insert your hand and stop the crash.
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#3891
Crack it open and slide some poster board in through the bottom to tip everything back in.
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#3892
Get the Ant-Man jacket on. The rest you know what to do.
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#3893
Tilt the cupboard backwards or keep a mattress under the cupboard
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#3894
If I could see the entire cabinet I could tell if my idea would work, but here goes... if the cabinet swings open and you can access the bottom, get a stiff flat thin board, crack the door open a tiny bit and slide the board up from the bottom so it lies flat against the glass and has space on the right side. While holding it in place, open the door and reach around the right side to take out the dishes one by one
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#3895
Send your cupboard in Space, watch them start to float, take your time picking and arranging them :) Watch out for the landing back on earth, thou, it might be a little shaky ;)
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#3898
Ask the plates (you have to be really loud since there is glass in the middle) what THEY really want. Don't be selfish, plates have feelings too and they may need to be in charge of their own destiny!
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#3899
Break the glass from the top..remove glass..remove dishes.
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#3900
Ask amenadiel to freeze time, open it up and throw them all on the ground.
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#3901
I'd get a sharp stanley knife, remove the putty in the pane to the right, remove glass and gently remove plates, the reputty glass back in again, Simples
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#3902
Open door just enough to get cookie sheet or similar in, tilting under shelf. Slide up and support dishes from falling. Proceed to open door fully.
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#3904
Put pillows on the ground right infront of that cupboard, then let the man fall
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#3905
Drill a big a hole through the cupboard wall from the section to the left, enough for you to reach the plates and save them.
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#3906
Take a video and post it online then hashtag it the mannequin challenge
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#3908
Can you remove the back or a side piece of the cupboard?
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#3910
I would carefully smash the glass above the dishes & carefully go in above the dishes to retrieve them.
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#3911
glass drill a hole push back and push gently with a rod and open door slowly
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#3912
Put a mattress (or something else soft) under the cupboard and open.
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#3914
At the back of your dryer in the laundry room you may notice a small opening typically referred to as "The Porthole of Missing Socks". This is where the other half of every sock-pair eventually goes through. Connect a hose to this and run it over to the inside of your cupboard. When the cupboard is filled with socks you can safely remove both the dishes and the socks. Two problems solved!
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#3915
Take a glass cutter, cut a hole in the panel beside it. Push the plates back into a safe position and have a drink to celebrate your genius. Good luck .
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#3916
Quite easy. Go to you local mages guild and find a mage that specializes in illusion spells, have them cast telekensis. Fee will range anywhere from 500 - 1000 septims. I can provide a map of tamriel if needed, but you can't fast travel with enemies nearby.
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#3917
Over insure the dishes. Open the door. Buy better dishes.
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#3918
Hold down the power button and home button at the same time, until the apple logo appears.
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#3919
Find someone with telekinesis. Force them to your home and make them hole the plates while you open the cabinet and put them back where you go. Tie that person in your basement while you bribe someone who can wipe memories and bring them to make the first person forget all about you.
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#3920
Ignore those bowls. Seal up the cabinet as an art piece. Use reusable plastic bowls.
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#3923
How the fuck did you even get to close it right on time before they fell
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#3925
Invite several of your Greek friends over your place. Then open cabinet doors quickly, shout “Opa” and let the dancing beginning.
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#3926
Slowly slide in a large trash bag at level of shelf below then slowly inflate inside until plates are supported, then slowly slide door to right until u can reach and recover. Best luck -inno
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#3927
smash the top glass panel...do what you need to do, buy a new glass panel to replace.
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#3928
try pressing ctrl + Z. Let me know if this doesn't work.
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#3929
Take a large fly swat and slip it in sideways below the first plate. Now turn to support the weight of the plate waterfall. Have someone on standby with a quilt covered tray. When your ready, open the door quickly and the tray holder Rams the tray upwards, effectively pushing the whole lot back up onto shelf. If it doesn't work the broken plates will be on the shelf and not the floor.
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#3930
Get an insurance for the plates before opening it, then break them all and get your money back from the government
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#3931
Call Trump. Apparently, he alone can solve all of America's problems. And he will do it "very quickly"!
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#3932
If they mean that much to you then cut out the pane of glass beside the fallen ones the remove the miscreant dishes. Downside is you will have to get new glass installed and should probably stack them better next time 😀
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#3933
Line countertop with pillows..open the door just enuf to slide a piece of cardboard in front of the dishes and try to hold them up with it..if any fall they'll hopefully land on the pillows
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#3934
Put duct tape on right panel of glass break with hammer pull out glass stuck to tape reach in restack (carful to hold bottom bowl as it will slide down without other pinning it there ) open door replace glass.
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#3935
Stand underneath it with a worried face and your hands out then be very very still. Get someone to film you and put it on youtube with Mannequin Challenge in the title, tags and description. Make sure you are earning revenue from the views, that should get you enough money to replace your house.
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#3936
Hermetize the lower part of the cupboard, pour gypsum inside, wait till it goes solid, open the cupboard and take your plates out of the gypsum.
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#3937
Drill a hole from underneath the shelf below. Using a stick of some sort, attempt to either push the dishes back into place or hold them in place while the door is opened.
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#3938
Slide cardboard in between the door and dishes. Whilst applying even pressure gingerly open the cupboard. Bend one side of the cardboard over to insert right hand into new faux cardboard door... using your right hand gently maneuver the dishes back.
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#3939
Cut a hole in the side of the cabinet, reach in and hold them while you open the door. After, you can put the piece back that you cut out... Just make sure that side it against a wall afterwards so you can't tell. :)
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#3940
It appears as though there are tons of dishers that we can see via this picture, so if some did break it seems it is ok....BUT what I would do in this situation is take a large tub of water and set it on the floor; un-hinge the door and slide a sheet to the level of the shelf and have 2 people pulling it tight, place the other end just above water level in the bucket and slowly open the cupboard and allow the dishes to slide down the sheet and into the water; they won't break eachother this way
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#3941
Use a diamond cutter to access the top glass panel,s, remomove the dishes carefulley - like pick-up sticks, replace glass panels...voila!
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#3942
you probably cannot save them all but most of them can be secured. you have to cut the glass windows above and below the shelves. And below the shelves. put some Styrofoam peanuts on the floor right below it (it is for minimizing damage might work or not) then using two people one holds the end of the stack and the other one pushes all the plates back to where it should have been.
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#3944
Remove or break the glass on the right side. It would be less expensive to repair than replacing the bowls.
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#3948
Use a plate glass suction cup, attach it to the glass above the bowls, use a circle cutter to cut a hole, reach in and stack bowls,open door, replace glass
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#3949
Carefully cut the glass along the wood supports. I am referring to the glass on the right and below the dishes. Use a special tool for cutting glass and be careful not to cause vibrations. Then reach in with your hand and set the dishes upright. You can always replace the glass. Next time don't stack the bowls so high and close to the edge if you live in a place which is prone to quakes.
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#3950
Glass cutter and cut the glass pane to the right of the dishes.
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#3951
get those new water balloons fill with foam insulation through cut out or broken glass pane of cupboard replace glass or have magician reach through glass
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#3952
Carefully lay the cabinet down on its back then open the door.
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#3953
1 place pillows on the floor around the door. Crack the door open and slowly slide the hand in. Or lay the hutch on its back slowly and open that way.
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#3954
Get a tub or bucket of water right up underneath the door and underneath the falling plates. Cross your fingers and open the door letting the plates fall in the water. Glass and some ceramics behave differently in water. Seriously look up youtube videos about cutting glass with scissors underwater. Much less breakage.
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#3955
Slide door enough to get some gum tape in the opening and secure tape on the dishes, when secure slide the door a little more so that you can slide your hand in to lift the dishes out of the way.
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#3956
I agree with the other person, break one of the windows..
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#3957
Remove the putty from the pane above left. Take glass out and reach in and place hands around all three bottom bowls at once,,, lift up and backwards rotating them to the right until you have all the bowls on the shelf and manageable. simple really :)
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#3958
Put a picture frame around it and call it a work of Art!
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#3959
Tape the door shut, gently pull the cabinet away from the wall, remove the back of the cabinet (most are bradded or stapled) and grab the stack of dishes from the backside. With the door being taped closed, they shouldn't fall, and you should be able to grab them safely.
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#3960
Do the doors slide ? If yes then slowly slide till you can fit your ar m in . If they don't the remove the wood trim on the glass and then remove the pane
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#3962
Drill a 4 inch hole in the other side of the wall. Then stuff an inflatable raft inside the cabinet. Pull the rip cord and the raft will push the cabinet door open and give your plates a soft landing.
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#3963
I would bend a coat hanger to form a loop wide enough to catch first two bowls. Slip coat hanger in, when length is long enough, bend it at entrance so it can then be under bowls, catch them in loop, slowly pull open door until you can put hand under bowls.
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#3964
out your hand on the pane of glass in front of the plate applying pressure so they don't shift. Using a glass cutter cut the adjacent pane now you have access to puts the plates back on the shelf
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#3965
Cut a hole in the wall behind the shelf and take them out from the back. Then re-plaster, and Voila'
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#3966
Insert foam spray into cabinet area that can solidify. Open cabinet and remove. Clean off foam. Done
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#3967
get a dog(never injure or otherwise molest said dog)relax,then call a plumber,of course
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#3970
This is funny. I would say get a really large empty cardboard box and fill it with those styrofoam peanuts. Then have the box as far away from the falling plates as possible so that their landing position varies. Open the cupboard quickly.
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#3971
Cut a hole in the glass and reach in. Or, put a foam mattress on the floor or up close the bottom of the door.
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#3972
Break the pane of glass above the bowls. Better to replace one piece of glass than 15 broken bowls.
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#3974
Open the door very slowly and then stick your arm in the door slightly and start retrieving bowls. And if that is successful don't stack them so high anymore. And who ever said break the glass next to it awesome answer except I would suggest getting a glass cutting tool and use it the to cut the glass instead making a large mess by breaking the glass.
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#3976
I would smash/cut the glass on top to get the plates
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#3977
Don't open it. Leave it till its really old then put it on the museum if you are still alive.
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#3978
Glass cutter to the upper door, tape it before tapping glass to break the along the cut line. Will it work...won't know til you try it. Don't ever stack bowls that high again!!
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#3979
Well u could smash the glass and push the plates. Or open it fast and catch as many as u can
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#3980
Find a magic lantern, rub it until the genie comes out, use one of three wishes to save your dishes.
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#3981
Sell the cupboard to a museum, buy some new plates.
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#3982
Go to any hardware store buy pen sized glass cutter. Make a T shape pull tab with duct tape and attach to center of window on the right side, using your newly purchased glass cutter hold duct tape tab and cut any form of circle around the tape large enough for your hands to fit through. Tap glass with quick snapping motion inside the circle while firmly holding tape. Catch glass circle. Using both hand secure the endangerd plates while being careful of the cut edges of glass circle
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#3983
Put another dollar in because you are not getting a bowl, try for a candy bar instead.
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#3984
Have some kind of mattress or something soft ready then just open the damn cupboard. Maybe at least one of them not break
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#3985
Take everything out of the left cabinet and tilt it backwards. Hopefully that will help.
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#3986
Turn the hutch upside down! Gees. Next question!
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#3987
Spread several blankets on the floor in front of the cupboard, then slide the door open slowly, while holding a towel or another blanket to help things fall gently.
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#3988
Fill the kitchen with water up to the roof, then open the door.
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#3989
Glass is inexpensive. Break the panel to the right.
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#3990
These look like sliding doors. Open the left side and restack your dishes
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#3991
Get a dish magnet, hold It to the glass and move them back In place.
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#3994
Get that stupid mattress I always see people trying to crack eggs on to catch them... better yet have the mattress company sponsor it!
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#3995
Open the door a crack and inflate a large latex balloon (Amazon, under $7 for 6, 36" latex balloons) half full on the bottom shelf. This should push some back and them open a little farther and reach in and remove them one by one.
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#3996
i would hire one of those halftime show jugglers and let them deal with it.
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#3997
Cut the upper pane of glass and remove it. You will then have full access to the fallen dishes ! Pane or glass repair will be a lot less than replacing dishes.
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#3998
I need to see the whole cabinet. Do the doors slide, or open outward? Can the cabinet be moved, or tilted backwards? If the doors slide, she might be able to slide the door enough to get her hand in there to support the dishes. If the door opens outward, and the cabinet can be tilted, tilt it backwards enough to keep them from falling so you can open the door.
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#4000
Keep the plates and cupboard exactly as they are as an art installation. But even artists have to eat, so make sure you get new plates and cupboard. If you can't afford to have two sets of plates and two cupboards, ticket your new art installation to the public to cover the cost.
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AcousticGString 9 years ago
I kind of need to know how this ended.... did she open it? What was the result?
Ollie Law 8 years ago
It's not as exciting as you'd hope...she just asked a friend round who helped her open the door slowly while she put her hand in and caught them. Pretty boring really but also makes perfect sense...all plates were saved!
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AcousticGString 9 years ago
I kind of need to know how this ended.... did she open it? What was the result?
Ollie Law 8 years ago
It's not as exciting as you'd hope...she just asked a friend round who helped her open the door slowly while she put her hand in and caught them. Pretty boring really but also makes perfect sense...all plates were saved!
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