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50 Times People Failed To Use The Correct Words And It Resulted In These Hilarious Mishaps (New Pics)
It all started with a silly picture. On August 1st, 2016, a screenshot of Facebook user Dunta Pickett's post started going viral, in which he shared a photo of his birthday dinner, wishing himself "bone apple tea" instead of "bon appétit".
The phrase became an instant internet classic and after just one month, a subreddit of the same name was born with the purpose of collecting examples of people failing to find the right words to express themselves. Eventually, 'Bone Apple Tea' grew into a 1.2 million-member community, and judging from the amount of fresh content it generates, that number will only get bigger.
So even though we at Bored Panda have already shown you some of our favorite gems we found on the subreddit in our earlier publications here, here, and here, we just had to do a new one. Enjoy!
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#1
Takin A Bath
Michael Largey 3 years ago
But he's on the right track. Bathing will enhance your romantic prospects.
Sans Serif 3 years ago
Or, they really don't understand the expression. There are so many that are routinely slaughtered. They did try twice... with identical results... go figure!
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#2
Criminalized Onion
Tessa Fontaine 3 years ago
this onion may look innocent, but he’s serving a lifelong sentence for grand theft auto, arson and vehicular manslaughter—you can’t trust anyone nowadays.
The misuse of a word that has a similar sound to the correct one is officially called a "malapropism." It's surprisingly common, particularly within the extensive English vocabulary, and, as we can see, often occur in everyday speech. But authors will sometimes use a malapropism because of its humorous effect as a literary device.
The term comes from Richard Brinsley Sheridan's 1775 play The Rivals. In it, the character Mrs. Malaprop does exactly that—replaces words with humorous alternatives to produce a laugh. Mrs. Malaprop was likely named after the French phrase "mal à propos," which translates to "incorrectly or poorly placed." In English, the borrowed word is written as "malapropos," meaning "inappropriate or inappropriately."
One synonym for "malapropism" is "dogberry," which also comes from literature, in this case, William Shakespeare. In Much Ado About Nothing, the character Dogberry also frequently utters malapropisms for humor.
#3
Al Gore Rhythm
MadamGreenIce 3 years ago
It took me a while to figure out why Al Gore has a rhythm. I figured out and now my tummy hurts because of runaway laughter.
Robert Beveridge 3 years ago
I used the Al Gore Rhythm method in my twenties and all my kids grew up to be environmentalists
#4
The Aarons
BoxerQueen907 3 years ago
Currently in class and a guy named Aaron is sitting behind me ._.
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Emerald 3 years ago
My dad's name is Aaron, and when he ran errands, I always thought they were "Aarons". Don't ask me what I thought when my mom did.
#5
Lemonade These Papers
Bob La Capra 3 years ago
He tried calling but his rotisserie phone doesn't work with an automated answering service
Kitten Fenerty 3 years ago
I agree... we can hope these people don't reproduce... but we all know they do
Load More Replies... Tessa Fontaine 3 years ago
the duck walked up to the laminate stand and he said to the man, running the stand, hey (bakbakbak) got any grapes?
Mario Strada 3 years ago
Some people think they can substitute any word for another and the rest of us should just accommodate them. I have a client that texts me all the time without checking what the speech to text has written. I have to read his texts out loud and try to figure out what he dictated originally.
Marilyn Russell 3 years ago
Ha! I’ve had conversations like that when I worked at a small stationary store - not the lemonade part, though we did laminate items. But people coming in and trying to describe an item they are looking for and it took forever to figure it out from their weak and often misleading descriptions. Then you’d have the a-ha moment and say, yes, right over here!
flippin berry 3 years ago
The shopkeeper should've just proceeded to pour lemonade over the papers.
A more recent popular example comes from the late 1970s, when English comedian Les Dawson took advantage of the popularity of Polaroid's instant cameras which were all the rage at the time.
Dawson had created an alter ego called Cissie who was prone to making silly comments. In a much-loved episode of his show, Cissie refers to "one of those paranoid cameras."
This hilarious bit may well have been inspired by Dawson’s signature comedic device – his piano playing. He was an accomplished musician but would deliberately play the wrong notes in his performances.
#6
A B*tch You Worried
Debby Keir 3 years ago
Maybe they did, but their reading and writing was so poor that they didn't realise?
#7
He Do Be Coffin Skate-Ing Tho
Edda Kamphues 3 years ago
Yep, all the time! Then take it out for some freestyle parcour. Watch my moves with your coff!
Shannon Matthews 3 years ago
Oh Edda. I'm giggling at your comment. Thank you for that.
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2WheelTravlr 3 years ago (edited)
Shocking that a teacher actually wished you'd pay attention in class when you are already so well educated. /s
#8
All Tomato
Gabriella de cruz 3 years ago
This happened on the show community. One of the characters thought ultimatums were about tomatoes
Yugan Talovich 3 years ago
There was an Abbot and Costello skit with, I'm going to send them an old tomato!
Snorkeldorf 3 years ago (edited)
When my brother and SIL first got together, my brother used the phrase "Land O Goshen" a lot. It means surprise, alarm, dismay, etc. It was also used in the old Barney Google cartoon strip. One day my SIL finally asked him, why are you always saying "Atlantic Ocean"? I don't know what that's supposed to mean.
#9
Mosquito Skeleton Society
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 3 years ago
I assume what's happening here is a set up. The mosquitoes are starving cuz there's no meat on the skeletons, so they're bringing in new blood.
BOTW PANDA 3 years ago
i have lots of mosquito bites and they love me so im a skeleton so i am a mosquito skeleton
Sometimes these slips of the tongue have unfortunate effects. A stream of broadcasters have slipped up on national TV and radio over the name of British politician Jeremy Hunt and have replaced his surname with a similar sounding, impolite word.
Linguist Patrycja Strycharczuk explained that this phenomenon may occur as the person is anticipating an upcoming word starting with a similar sound (such as “Conservative Party” or “Culture Secretary”). There is also the fact that a rude word is memorable and may accidentally pop in.
#10
Caucasian
Michael Largey 3 years ago
No, when you have a Cardassian, it's another part of the body that starts swelling.
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Snubzi 3 years ago
My 11 yr old niece tried to order her own food at a seafood restaurant like a big kid, she said "can I get that with the Caucasian seasoning" LOL oh child
#11
Closed For Personal Circumcisions
Passerby 3 years ago
Is there also impersonal circumcision? How does that work? Is it a group circumcision?
Caro Caro 3 years ago
Impersonal circumcision is when a pissed off woman takes revenge ;)
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Marilyn Russell 3 years ago
Bet autocorrect got them there and they didn’t proofread before printing. Sometimes we see what we expect to see.
#12
‘Currently I’m Into Essential Oil Diffusers And Incest’
Cyber Returns 3 years ago
Brings a whole new meaning to "F*ck yo smelly kids" but it does raise the question of if their last name is either Targaryen or Lannister
Robert Beveridge 3 years ago
The royal families in Europe seem to think so...
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#13
Organic Butterfly
MimSorensson 3 years ago (edited)
Look, I’m a Swede so English obviously isn’t my first language - but since “organic” starts on a vowel, shouldn’t that be “an”? Also, on a side note, shouldn’t that be “origami”? (Unless they meant “money moth” or “moolah insect” or something, but neither of those sound very much like “organic” so it seems less likely.)
RafCo (he/him) 3 years ago
The joke is that it should have been origami, rather than organic. And while English is my second language as well, I do believe that you are correct. It should have been "an organic" not "a organic", but people on the internet do not always use their own language accurately.
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Settled for Infamy 3 years ago
Give me a bag of those butterflies and I'll call them organic all day and all night
As University of Essex linguists Amanda Cole, Connor Youngberg, and Faith Chiu pointed out, what is often referred to as "mispronunciations" or "slips of the tongue" are not just embarrassing mistakes, they can also be language changes in action. In fact, sometimes mispronunciations become so common that they become our normal way of speaking. (In parts of the US, people may be heard to regularly say "perty" as opposed to "pretty".)
A historical example is the word "apron" which actually comes from the Middle English "napron." It derived from the French naperon (small table cloth), but over time, people turned "a napron" into "an apron," resulting in the word we know today.
#14
Someone Needs To Tell Friday We Need Gas
Michael Largey 3 years ago
He kept saying "Just the facts, mam, just the facts."
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ZuriLovesYou 1 year ago
Hey, Friday! Friday, where you at? Ain't no gas. We gotta go somewhere else.
#15
Not For Grandad
#16
Shelf And Steam
DuchessDegu 3 years ago
I suffered from low shelf, I hit my head on it and now I have a caucasian!
Gin 3 years ago
Just don't tell Friday you have a caucasian... he might coffin skate the shelf.
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Amused panda 3 years ago
I would suggest bending at the knees when steam cleaning that low shelf. Don't want to suffer with your back.
Potato Puffin 3 years ago
My Ex once said he had low "self of steam..." and realising his error said "I'm a sad kettle"
#17
Alpaca Lips
Apatheist Account2 3 years ago
Had a colleague who tried to remember the horsemen and came up with death, famine, war and "petulance". I loved the idea of people dying out of spite :)
harpling 3 years ago
In 'Good Omens' by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, there are four people who tag along with the actual Horsemen, and they become Stepping in Dog Shite, Things That Don't Work Even After You've Given Them a Good Thumping, Really Cool People, People Covered in Fish, and loads of other annoyances they decide to embody (they keep changing their minds).
Load More Replies... Ashley Schriber 3 years ago
I'm surprised someone can be familiar with the word "alpaca" and not "apocalypse." The internet has done strange things to people's vocabulary.
A C 3 years ago
Omg I said alpaca lips over and over trying to figure out what they might mean..... apocalypse seems so far off from how alpaca lips sounds.... how did this even happen?!?
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Paddling Panda 3 years ago
I think it's Llamas that spit, but I could be wrong.
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"Speech 'errors' are a great resource for linguists," Cole, Youngberg, and Chiu wrote. "They tell us about how people use and process language. They can also sometimes tell us about how language might change. This poses the question: how many people have to regularly 'mispronounce' a word until we begin to consider that the new pronunciation is just the regular, normal way of saying it?" So maybe 'Bone Apple Tea' is actually a glimpse into our phonetic future!
#18
Gin Knee Pig
Caro Caro 3 years ago
It's when I''ve had a few too many and am trying to take off my shoes ;)
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Sonia Ward 3 years ago
I was more confused than anyone. I thought the pictures were meant to spell a word and the guy thought the guinea pig was called gin, a duckling a knee and a terrapin a pig. I just couldn't comprehend how someone could be so thick.
#19
Horrors Cope
harpling 3 years ago
'They're not going to help you when the crab people come.' Horrors cope sounds about right!
Wondering Alice 3 years ago
When I was a kid, my dad told me he had holes in his socks from crabs nipping them. We lived nowhere near the sea. For a long while I imagined crabs scuttling up the motorway for days on end just to eat my dad's socks. I had trouble coping with the horror.
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Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Well, if the crab people really are coming, it actually IS a “horror scope”.
JoJoB 3 years ago
Wait! I can live with "horror scope," but who the hell are these crab people and when are they coming??
Shyla Bouche 3 years ago
Don't worry, Bouche will pounce the crab people.
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MimSorensson 3 years ago (edited)
“Horrors Cope” - kind of sounds like a village or a house. A village or a house that you never, ever, under any circumstances EVER get closer to than two hundred miles. People in the closest villages and towns never talk about it to strangers, but whisper to each other about ‘the horrible sound of giant claws snapping, of ‘the men from under the waves’, Horrors Cope lies by the sea but there are no tourists on the beaches, you see none of the locals out in boats, nobody fishes near Horrors Cope. Not anymore. There are things, waiting, awful things, lurking under the glittering surface of water, terrors in the dark. ‘Men’, whispers the locals. ‘Crabs’, whispers the locals. Stay away from Horrors Cope, stranger; or you’ll stay forever.
Heather Talma 3 years ago
I think when the crab people come you will indeed have to cope with the horrors.
#20
Call The Corner
LizzieBoredom 3 years ago
If you met the driver you also wouldn't expect logic or reason.
Load More Replies... Amused panda 3 years ago
Sorry, but whom is this addressed to? And what are they hitting the car with? Another driver hits it with their car? Passer-by hits it with their bag? Shooter hits it with their ammo? Birdie hits it with bird poo? All of the above? That corner, wherever it is, is going to get busy.
JoyfulZebra 3 years ago
Buddy, you're going to have to be more specific, which corner are you talking about?
#21
Very Nice Mid Evil Chair
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
Granted, the spelling of medieval can be a stumper if you’ve heard it but never seen it in print. Stumped me in a fifth grade spelling bee.
#22
Sorry For The Incontinence
Manny_Flawz 3 years ago
Wyoming is a very "red" state, so they are probably blaming Biden for this.
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Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Well boss, that’s what happens if you continually p**s on your employees.
Ashley Schriber 3 years ago
I was thinking the managers or owners have incontinence and that's why all the staff quit.
Load More Replies... General Anaesthesia 3 years ago
One is also the other, the other isn't [necessarily].
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#23
Pain Apple
Catherine 3 years ago
Actually it is. Pineapple contains an enzyme called Bromelain that breaks down protein. It's literally breaking down your mouth 🤓
Load More Replies... JoyfulZebra 3 years ago
I get pimples on my tongue whenever I eat pineapples, so it's still true.
#24
“She’s Cake” - I Was Toll Define Members Of This Sub Would Enjoy This
Cyber Returns 3 years ago
Maniac on the floor And cheese dancing like cheese never danced before
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#25
Calling Flower Taste Like Ribs
Mistiekim 3 years ago
I will look you dead in the eyes and tell you how silly that is. Calling flowers taste like chicken.
DC 1 year ago
... and, on Valentine's day, I gave her a nice selection of Tastelikechicken. Her favourite flour!
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Artie B 3 years ago
I am vegan and no one who has ever tasted ribs will tell you they taste the same as cauliflower.
Lollipop Girl 3 years ago
Right? I'm getting really tired of all that vegan hate
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MimSorensson 3 years ago
Actually, I find that almost impossible to believe. I don’t think there are any vegans on the planet who’d look you straight in the eye and say that.
DC 1 year ago
Ne. We won't ... but, it seems to be fun to a certain kind of people to make-up silly and ridiculistic accusations of ... basically everything.
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#26
Walked Right Pasta Me In Her Linguine!
#27
Chicken Case Of Ideas
My O My 3 years ago
I can read it as often as I want, I can not read Quesadilla
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Marilyn Russell 3 years ago
Huh? Did I just have a stroke “reading” that? Should I chew aspirin or is that for a heart attack?
#28
Violent
Gijs Forma 3 years ago
'Warning! This may cause violence if used by the beginning-violencists!'
Delight Disaster 3 years ago
How could someone that dumb think they could learn to play the violin. No wonder they're selling it
lauralett50 3 years ago
Well, in the1920-30s, the gangsters did conceal their guns in this type of case
Guile main 3 years ago
As a cello player too, it's more of the pegs hitting the back of your head and hair getting caught in the springs for me
Load More Replies... the Return of Bruno 3 years ago
Martin Luthier? There's too so much Saxon violins on TV these days! (A luthier makes violins. Martin Luther was German...)
#29
Skin
#30
Accept The Feet
#31
Portal Potties
Panda Tank 3 years ago
Brits get Tardis. Americans get Portal Potties…shouldn’t have rebelled 😂
David 3 years ago
You youngsters and your portal potties. When I was a kid we only had Calgon to take us away and that was good enough for us.
Kise Miarse 3 years ago
Well that's one way to deal with waste. Just send it through the portal! Be some pissed off folks in another dimension though. 😂
#32
Arthur Writes This
Michael Largey 3 years ago
Arthur isn't writing beause his hands and wrists hurt so much.
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Cyber Returns 3 years ago
First name terms with his Doctor, that's nice. Must be writing his prescription
Grover underwood 3 years ago
What do ya mean Dutch? Are you ready to pull that bank job in saint denis?
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#33
Alvin And The Chick Mucks
Sam Juan 3 years ago
I thought they were Chick Monks... You know, the girls who take vows of silents at the monster-dairy.
Michael Largey 3 years ago
The muck chicks leave behind in the farm yard is no fun to clean up.
#34
Laughing Historically
Michael Largey 3 years ago
Since they're using the past tense, it did occur in recent history.
Fluffy mommy panda 3 years ago
It must of been a pretty loud laugh to go down in history or there was something about it.
#35
My Man Said First A Fall
General Anaesthesia 3 years ago
or a bankrupting hospital bill? English is so easy.
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Aisling Raye 3 years ago
A friendly reminder for everyone that puts their Christmas decorations up super early.
#36
Super Observant… On Wet Surfaces
Indosidius 3 years ago
Is it spying on us? Taking photos and posting it on the net? Just observing, like a nature Lover observes a lion eating a gazelle?
Load More Replies... Heather Talma 3 years ago
I mean when you think about the point of view a bathmat normally has...
Shyla Bouche 3 years ago
When I come into the bath, that poor mat is going to run away with its eyes covered.
#37
Head Lice For Sale
MimSorensson 3 years ago
So… Are the lice so unbelievably powerful that they claw sustenance from cars, digging into the metal, or are the lice the size of Fords? No, wait. I don’t want to know. I do NOT want to know.
#38
May Body, May Rules
Mason Kronol 3 years ago
May someone gift you and your tattoo person dictionaries. Can't blame that on autocorrect!
Marilyn Russell 3 years ago
Okay, who’s responsible for that? The client or the tattoo artist? Maybe they should have a rule that any phrases get spell checked before they begin. That’s just dumb.
Debby Keir 3 years ago
Say it in a really posh Brit accent and it makes sense - you rang milord?
#39
I Mean, I Assume Haiti Is Hot Too
Piggy Tee 3 years ago
No, I think he says that what he's saying is correct
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#40
Beware The Green Reaper!
#41
Sally Manilla
Cyber Returns 3 years ago
Sally is a nice girl. Why would you avoid her? Her dads a singer, Barry
Abbyfofabby 3 years ago
I had a friend who thought that Pop-Tarts had salmonella in them. How does that work?
Fluffy mommy panda 3 years ago
Yeah you know Sally manilla up the street you got to watch out for that one she bad on your health
SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 3 years ago
When my aunt was a nurse, somebody came into the ER claiming they had Sam and Ella.
#42
Larva Lamp
Karen Lyon 3 years ago
LOL. I wonder if that person is just writing that based on how people around them pronounces that word. My sister had a friend whose parents were from Tennessee. Her friend picked up some of the dialect from her parents of course. It would crack my sister up when her friend talked about " 'worshing' the dishes".
Jennifer Critchley 3 years ago
This post seems to imply that that there are quite a few larva lamps out there all over the place...
Analyn Lahr 3 years ago
Maybe that's how some British accents say 'lava' and the person was spelling it phonetically? I don't know.
#43
Milk Which Inspires
Cyber Returns 3 years ago
Me: *Sits at desk writing* Milk:*leans over shoulder* You should get that published. It's genius! Me: It's my shopping list. Milk: I like the ending. Me: What, 3 litres of milk?
ί𝔫ＣίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬 3 years ago
There's a painting of a gallon of milk leaning over St Matthew's shoulder inspiring him to write the gospel... I saw it in a museum once.
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MimSorensson 3 years ago
“… And I would like to thank everyone who helped getting me here, with special attention to my greatest inspiration, my constant muse, ladies and gentlemen; my packet of milk!”
#44
Monogamy Dresser
Seabeast 3 years ago
Introduce it to the night stand and see what happens.
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#45
Job Requirements: Be A Ghost Rider
Seabeast 3 years ago
Answer the phone as well? This is a nightmare job where they'll dump absolutely everything on the person they hire.
#46
Build Board
The other-other David Wong 3 years ago
I find it offensive that they used the “greater than” symbol to say that tequila is greater than drugs
les 3 years ago
it really depends on the context. for example if i hit you with my drugs then hit you with a bottle of tequilla then i am sure you would agree the tequilla was the better weapon
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Spiritastray 3 years ago
There is a lot going on here and the grammatical error is the least of it.
#47
Commitments
the Return of Bruno 3 years ago
Wait 'til he finds out they're actually called "condom mints." (Well, not spelled that way, but still...)
Marilyn Russell 3 years ago
And when you want condiments, they don’t give them anymore. Who here has saved the plum sauce and soy sauce packets from Chinese food orders for years, thinking they would use them one day?
VonBlade 3 years ago
They've got bigger issues than unwanted condiments. Try and make your own food occasionally. Blimey.
Lesbian Sloth 3 years ago
This thread has affected my brain please help WHAT ARE THEY ACTUALLY CALLED I CAN'T REMEMBER 😭
Christian Fuller 3 years ago
There's nothing wrong with the commitments - they just want you to try a little tenderness ... on your burger.
#48
If You Incest
Corvus 3 years ago
What better way to convince someone is a vegan than to make a salad your avatar? :D
Hobby Hopper 3 years ago
You immediately follow calling her a hateful misogynist slur with a claim that you're a "good guy". Wow. No self awareness.
Paddling Panda 3 years ago
I'd have blocked this a*****e after the first two messages. F**k him, but not literally.
Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
Maybe it's just me, but I assume that if I were to call a girlfriend a b***h, the relationship would be over. Or if it were a single woman I was into, calling her a b***h would kinda guarantee no second date. Is this really how men talk to women they're attracted to?
M. William Bell 3 years ago
There are TWO trending articles on BP today that would happily mock this a-hole’s messages.
#49
Uncle?
the Return of Bruno 3 years ago
Cousin that case, it could hurt clear up to your niece.
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️ saturn the furry (she/they) 3 years ago
Dude you can’t be giving out free foot pics in this day and age, smh
Joshua David 3 years ago
Grammar aside, why would someone just post this on social? Does anyone care? Does someone reply that is just as as bored on social 🤔? I don't know because I haven't used it since 2015.
#50
“A Soon”
Indosidius 3 years ago
For a second i wondere why the word rude was censored. And then it hit me 7 minutes later.
#51
For All Utensil Purposes
Looks 3 years ago
Lol they definitely could start a new holiday with this idea. But if I was a homeowner and someone brought their pet dressed up in costume to trick or treat, I wouldn't give them candy.
harpling 3 years ago
I have dog treats available on Halloween for just this purpose! My dog hates wearing costumes, but she loved seeing the dogs who come around with trick-or-treaters.
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#52
Pan Flip
Michael Largey 3 years ago
Like what you do when you're making a pancake.
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#53
Oh No Not The Angular Fish! Another Angle Has Gained Its Wings
the Return of Bruno 3 years ago
WHERE THE **** DO ANGLER FISH WASH UP ON THE FRICKIN' SHORE????
Upstaged75 3 years ago
I know right? They live in the very deepest depths of the ocean, so I can't imagine how they would get washed up. I know they sometimes get caught in fishing nets, so maybe that's what happened?
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#54
Egomaniac Chair
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
If the a*****e boss—-and the boss’ a*****e, tbh—-is sitting in it, then it truly becomes an “egomaniac chair”.
Cyber Returns 3 years ago
If an egomaniac sits in that chair, will they become a megalomaniac?
#55
10 The Grease Outside
RedMarbles 3 years ago
I'm wondering if some of these are due to voice to text programs?
Load More Replies... Brooklynn Jackson 3 years ago
"Hey!! Do you know where 50 the grease is?" "The temperature or the actual thing ma'am?"
#56
I Was Going To Try To Live Bi Curiously Thru You
Hotdogking 3 years ago
It’s always good to experiment with your sexuality when you’re young imo
#57
Meat Or Shower
Brooklynn Jackson 3 years ago (edited)
"I am gonna choose meat, obvi, shower is soo ick!! What about you?"
#58
Womb
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
Fella, if you were born male but have a womb, even an open and salt covered one, get yourself checked out by a doctor. Several doctors, come to think of it. Because you are going to be rich and famous!
#59
Girl Looks Four Meal Your
Amused panda 3 years ago
I think that one broke my brain. I understood their meaning, but after reading "for meal your" three times in a row I couldn't remember the real word. (Yes, before you ask, I have since remembered 'familiar'.)
Artsy Bookworm 3 years ago
Thank you my brain is broken I couldn't figure that out
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Shrimps Camping
#61
Open Says Me
Indosidius 3 years ago
Not gonna lie, fully knowing it is open sesame, I still say "open says me"...
harpling 3 years ago
There's an old Popeye cartoon where he meets Ali Baba, and they clearly enunciate 'open says me' every time.
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Groundcontroltomajortom 3 years ago
Why do I have to say the 'says me' part in an Italian accent 🤨🙈🤣
#62
Center Blocks
T'Mar of Vulcan 3 years ago
In Mzansi we call them "breeze blocks" and for years I thought they were spelt all fancy, like "brieze blocks" or something.
#63
Hashtag Floor Less
#64
Rush And Roulette
#65
Break Paddle? I Sure Hope He Didn’t Break It!
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Well, maybe he tried to drive into the lake to retrieve his “break paddle”.
#66
Afro Dizzy Act
#67
Chicken Permission
#68
Oh Count Rare
Sleepy children love Moon 3 years ago
it really is, because he admits he was wrong while still being funny and right
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#69
I Believe This Is An Oregon
#70
He’s So Post To Be Dead
Daffydillz' Cold Contagious 3 years ago
I know right... it probably scrambled their brains a bit.
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“Up Notches”
#72
With Autumn
#73
Switching Up Permissions For You
Rahul Pawa 3 years ago
Parmesan. I'm guessing he's talking about chicken wings.
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What do you think ?
Rens 3 years ago
Is it me or did anyone else find these really hard to read?? Maybe I'm just too well educated 🤣🤣🤣
Laura Ford-Everett 3 years ago
Had to slow down and sound out each one HAHAHA
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Aileen Grist 3 years ago
A lot - or at least some - of these could be caused by predictive text. I check what I've written now as sometimes it changes things to gibberish in the middle.
Mario Strada 3 years ago
Some of these are due to autocorrect, but many are not. English is not the language I grew up with, but I have noticed that native speakers make mistakes I never do. Eventually I realized that while English is not my native language, I read a lot, so I have the opposite problem of using the correct words but mispronouncing them often. Bottom line: a lot of people don't read. That's how you end up with "She Cake" from "Cheesecake".
Rens 3 years ago
Is it me or did anyone else find these really hard to read?? Maybe I'm just too well educated 🤣🤣🤣
Laura Ford-Everett 3 years ago
Had to slow down and sound out each one HAHAHA
Load More Replies... Aileen Grist 3 years ago
A lot - or at least some - of these could be caused by predictive text. I check what I've written now as sometimes it changes things to gibberish in the middle.
Mario Strada 3 years ago
Some of these are due to autocorrect, but many are not. English is not the language I grew up with, but I have noticed that native speakers make mistakes I never do. Eventually I realized that while English is not my native language, I read a lot, so I have the opposite problem of using the correct words but mispronouncing them often. Bottom line: a lot of people don't read. That's how you end up with "She Cake" from "Cheesecake".
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