30 Things People Roasted Millennials For Loving In 2023, And It’s Funny Because It’s True
On the internet, we're all fair game, no matter the generation. From Boomers to Zoomers, everyone gets their moment in the spotlight; it's like a never-ending roast session.
Now, it's time for Millennials. Recently, people have been taking jabs at the cohort, listing all the peculiar things they love, so we decided to put together a list of the most accurate observations that hilariously describe the essence of belonging to this avocado-toast-adoring Harry Potter fan club.
Continue scrolling to check out the posts and don't miss the chat we had with a Millennial blogger from the United Kingdom, Tanya Korobka. You'll find it spread in-between the pictures.
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Love my air fryer! Don't care if it's a millennial. Gen x. Or a boomer. It's a great
All these comments about how other gens love it to but that wasn't the point! 😂 It's just about how they are like the easy bake ovens we had so we like them differently!
I think what you meant was " Young adults prefer efficiency and convenience. "
I don't have an air fryer, but my oven has an air fryer setting. I haven't tried it yet, though...Millennial.
i am a young gen x and i love my hot air fryer, there is nothing better
Life hacks are not facts you didn't know, that used to be common knowledge and so no one thought to each and just expected people to see and pick up. A life hack is like using yogurt to replace sour cream. Not that the bar on some paper towel holders are to hang them from a shelf, that is it's function that got lost in time
To get a better understanding of the cohort everyone seems love to mock, we got in touch with Tanya Korobka, the woman behind the blog Lucky Attitude, through which she became the voice of Millennials in the UK.
Tanya sees Millennials as pragmatic idealists. "We want to change the world and we know it's not going to be easy, but we're going to have a plan for how to get there," she told Bored Panda. "61% of Millennials are worried about the state of the world and feel personally responsible for making a difference."
"Millennials are nomadic global citizens," the blogger added. "We are the first generation born into a globalized world offering cheaper travel. The nomad, defined as 'an individual with no fixed location who wanders in search of pasture' can represent a cultural ideal for many of our generation."
Isnt it ironic as children we cant wait to be adults, as adults we want nothing more to be children again.
Probably because most of us still feel like kids! It's like our generation realized that we don't ACTUALLY have to grow up 😉
I deserve to continue to survive for another week.
Load More Replies...This is just sad, true, and isn't necessarily a roast, just the product of the previous generations. (Not a millennial)
and don't get started on actually sitting down and not being "productive" for a whole 5 minutes.
According to a 2023 Deloitte survey, the high cost of living is the top societal concern for Millennials (42%).
This shouldn't come as a surprise when you consider that 52% of them are living paycheck to paycheck and 37% have taken on a side job to make ends meet.
Economic uncertainty is causing Millennials to postpone big life decisions, for example, starting a family or buying a house, and they believe the situation won't change unless there will be systematic changes implemented.
The exclamation marks!!! Hello fellow, millennial!!! 👋🏼 ‼️
Load More Replies...Another appropriate GenX response is "whatever, I don't care"
Load More Replies...We love to tell you you're wrong in a sarcastic, condescending way. There, I fixed it for you.
Xennial here- I fix it for all of you BOOMERS to the new gen U ALL are special in diff ways...
I do!! I have convinced myself that periods are passive aggressive and am terrified of insulting people! Better throw in a smiley too :-)
Probably because it sounds like you’re a magical creature on a mystic quest
Load More Replies..."Journey" makes you sound like a douche. I remember working at Starbucks, every training plan for the new baby baristas right up to the store managers was called a "learning journey." 🤦🏼♀️
Yeah, HR and especially the people who write adult learning material love that s**t. I know, I used to be one.
Load More Replies...I think they just can’t afford to paint it from the contractor grey color they bought it at.
No, we just love grey shades. Don't know why, I accept it's sad and not playful. I prefer pastel blue shades and wood, but still, I know to appreciate a pretty grey house 🙃
Load More Replies...Don't care what color anyone has in their house. I don't live there. Never understand why we criticize personal preferences
Because we still remember horrors of pink and violet bathrooms. And yellowish beige. Like, indecent yellowish.
Gen X'er's like it too, you should see how it pops against the white trim!
And black. In Texas where it's 1000° in the summer for the rest of time.
I love a gray neutral because my favorite colors are all cool (green, blue, purple). Beige, to me, is hideous. But I'm Gen X
These things are taking a toll on them, as the same survey discovered that four in ten Millennials feel stressed or anxious all or most of the time.
Because of that, 82% say mental health support and policies are important to them when considering an employer and 53% agree that their employer's focus on the subject has resulted in positive change.
(However, 31% still do not feel comfortable speaking with their manager about their mental health challenges.)
Millennials love giving new names to old things and pretending they are something new. Number sign/hashtag. Tips/hacks.
That's every generation ever and the nature of how language works; fluid. For example, moot used to mean a gathering to discuss something (moot -> meet -> meeting) then became something worth discussing/debating. Now it means the opposite. Nice used to mean silly, wench used to mean female child (and nothing more), myriad used to mean exactly 10,000 of something, flirt used to mean what we now say flick for, etc.
Load More Replies...As a Gen xer, I tried this in a meeting, the dirty looks I got were priceless.
Why do millennials start every sentence with So.... That's so pointless. As well, one doesn't say I & so and so. You say So and I did..... Do they not teach grammar in school anymore?
I think it's more the concept of a 'bowl' than how much it costs.
Load More Replies...We love the bowls. The $17 is from our rent money that hopefully we can scrounge together
No we don't, but bowls make people happy due to containing a variety of ingredients. Yes, you can buy them cheaper in bulk but a) it takes time to prep them and b) as a single you can't eat all that fast enough.
Gen X, going out to eat is a treat. Now if said bowl was a never ending pasta bowl... well yeah that is still a maybe... it's a meal I don't have to cook.
How is this different from the $15 Sunday brunch every 20something has loved for the last 40 years? How is this bowl any different from the $20 bowl of shrimp scampi pasta at Red Lobster or spaghetti at Olive Garden that every Boomer loves? We all love good food.
If you can afford it without sacrificing necessities, go for it!!
Load More Replies...I love the Serial Killer podcast though, It's interesting to hear about these people and what could've been going on in their brain. -Gen Z
Gen X, yeah we listen to them too. Especially love the Podcaster's personal comments and feelings on the killer(s).
I'm happy it's half makes and half listens... and not a third makes, a third listens, a third commits.
Tanya Korobka of Lucky Attitude agrees that personal finance is a pressing matter for many Millennials and believes that affordable stable housing (either rented or owned) is arguably the biggest challenge that the generation is facing today.
"It's nearly impossible for common folk to get an affordable home in a bigger city," she said. "The main reason is a steep rise in house prices since the early 2000s compared to stagnating salaries. Why are the prices so disproportionate? Because rich people can afford to buy homes as an investment, which inflates the prices for others as a result."
Not all of us, I hate it. My also millennial sister loves to talk in chat speak and it drives me insane! She's on the spectrum though, idk if that's got anything to do with it.
it's so horrible. I bet they think it's a sound you make and don't even know where it came from.
my gen Z sister started saying LMAO as La-mow out loud and now so do I
It's "what sorcery is this?" Get it right. (There, I fixed it for you)
What? I don't know where I got it from but I say, "What witchcraft is this?"
I TRIED starting my sentences with "listen to this sh!t", but apparently that's "profane" and "not work appropriate"
I use "So," a lot more than "hey" but would still say this is pretty accurate.
Jurassic Park, Forrest Gump, The Lion King, Independence Day, Titanic, Home Alone, Men in Black, Toy Story, Saving Private Ryan, Matrix, Silence of the Lambs, Fight Club, Twister, Pretty Woman, The Matrix....ect. The 90's have a ton of movies that started franchises and trilogies that grew into the 2000's. You cannot deny that the world is still feeling its effects, even today.
Sorry, but no. 1984 was the single best year in the history of cinema. I will die on this hill.
Well you can't die on that hill... until you give us a list of those 1984 movies 😉💞
Load More Replies...It's true, affordability has been a growing problem in many places across the world.
In the US, for example, in the last decade, the median home price rose roughly 30% and incomes crept up just 11% over the same time period, according to a Bankrate analysis of data from the National Association of Home Builders/Wells Fargo Housing Opportunity Index.
Over 50 years, the difference is even more striking. After accounting for inflation, home prices have jumped 118% since 1965, while income has only increased by 15%.
As a GenX'er I agree. We also invented the smartphone, tablet, gaming pc, etc etc lol. (We might be the problem lol /s)
Load More Replies...I'm just discovering GIFs, and I like them. I avoided them for years too.
It stands for "Graphics Interchange Format". Do you pronounce that "Jraphics"? I think not.
Load More Replies...I keep reading your posts in Grouchy Smurfs voice.
Load More Replies...I think if there's anything in this whole list that might be the most successful at uniting several generations, it's going to be donuts.
it's because they have to differentiate human friends from cats, who mostly ignore them
Well yeah. Rotating every time you move too far to a side eats the battery and is annoying as hell. Why do people constantly take selfies like their face somehow makes every picture interesting? Especially in natural settings! Nobody cares what you did or where you went. Why not form a memory?
In a few years millennials will mount their TVs in portrait mode so they can watch all their phone videos properly
The jokes we see in the pictures have a lot of truth in them, but plenty of myths about Millennials have been hammered into our heads by the media, too.
"The biggest misconception is that Millennials are irresponsible snowflakes who can't afford a house deposit because they spend too much money on avocado toast and flat whites," Korobka said.
Oh, that's just because those GenZer younglings don't really have 'the past' yet
Boomers who served in the war like to say: " I like my coffee like my wom..." Wait never mind. I can't say that here.
Hannah you look like one of those people with your animated profile picture
Black with no sugar so you can drink all you want without the extra calories.
I like my coffee like I like my women...without some other guy's d**k in it.
Only because they weren't raised to handle them, so they're overwhelming.
Better than having stifled them for so long you don't feel anything.
I get Millennials at work telling me its ok to have big emotions. Bro my big emotions at work would result in me going all Jerry McGuire in the big box hardware I work at lol
Perhaps you have your centuries off? This was soooo, last century. #prohabitionsucks
"These stereotypes hide the very real structural problems facing the average young person today (inequality, recession, absurdly high home prices, unregulated markets)," Korobka added.
In other words, avocados and coffee aren't the reasons why Millennials can't afford many components of a (traditionally) happy life. But if they help folks get through all the hardship, then perhaps seemingly trivial indulgences aren't so bad?
The correct phase is "I wish I loved anything as much as AMERICAN millennials love day drinking" In Europe it's just called 'drinking' there is no time delineation needed.
You get to appreciate day drinking as you age-you go to bed at a respectable time
Never been a big drinker, day or night. Now Wake and Bake is something I love.
I used to work nights and got pretty good at day drinking, though at least one bar wasn't impressed. This was when millennials were toddlers
I think a big majority of us also learned on Neopets, a bunch of us were playing back in high school.
Oh gods!! I had a neopet in college, completely forgot about it, that poor thing has been starving for nearly 25 years now!
Load More Replies...Gen X, not all millennials use this. Gen X uses this too. Some of these phrases in this article are non generational. I know as my boomer dad has used them too, just like this one.
Too many posts from obvious Gen Z who don't know any difference between earlier generations.
Load More Replies...Well, the word ended in 2012, as per Mayan prophecy. All the time since then has been a collective hallucination. Change my mind.
Load More Replies...I thought it was!! Am I wrong? Asking for a friend. Sincerely, a Gen Xer. 😜
It's called denial, we're in denial that it's post 2020 and the 90's weren't 20 years ago.
I'm intrigued. How do you suppose to act, if it is 2012? Waiting for the end of the world to come?Anticipate good games from Bioware?
I am often reminded of this when I see alot. https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html
Load More Replies...I'm a boomer and love food trucks. Get a ring of them and you have a world of cusine.
Load More Replies...nothing hits the spot better than a gyro made by a guy who should definitely not be handling food. -Gen Z
Are you sure it's millenials doing that? I haven't used FB in ages and neither have most of my friends.
Yes! It's so true! I was so relieved to finally find a cut of jeans that weren't skinny jeans and that were long enough to cover my ankles! (and yes, I do love exclamation points!!!)
Capris leggings joggers skinny jeans ect. that stop before socks or ankle area/ top of shoe
Load More Replies...Thats every generation. Im GenX and 50 is knocking loudly at the door. Ugh its at the point where more time is behind me than ahead. Where did it go? Oh yeah, the 90's had some great music and killer herb
imo the filter obsession is taking away from your natural beauty. Just be you. We love that about you. Just be yourself.
Never used one....idek how.... Finally figured out backgrounds in messenger tho
I'm picturing adults.... Dressed like babies in onesies crawling from bar to bar 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Load More Replies...Lol right? How about Millennials love to think when they started seeing/hearing/doing something it’s the first time it’s been seen/heard or done.
Load More Replies...I did not know that Mary Quant and Vivienne Westwood are Millennials.
If we had our dog when we got married, she would have been a bridesmaid
As a Gen X guy all I can say is, "they stole our thing" we are the 'slacker generation' or at least we were... lol
Why DO millennials love repeating words so much bro?
Load More Replies...I think this is a multigenerational phenomenon. We got so used to the previous generations invalidating every complaint and feeling we had that we decided that it was the normal thing to do. Then we perpetuated the cycle onto the younger generations. :-(
It's another version of that saying " not my broth el, not my who* Res" :)
Load More Replies...https://youtu.be/zrIPLAo0_iQ?si=MA3EslDR-FCrXL5K Despite some unfortunate language, it's just as stupidly funny as I remember. Emphasis on stupid
Load More Replies...Animal Crossing lets me pay off a mortgage and improve infrastructure!
I haven't really heard anyone talk about disgaea before, but I've been playing the s**t out of them since ps2 so checks out.
Same. It *is* satisfying when you get strong enough that you can just destroy all oppositional force in the assembly. Or wealthy enough that you can casually pay exorbitant rates to pass them instead...
Load More Replies...God I hope so.... The only thing else I thought was blood..... Pretty sure I'm not a vampire 😂
Load More Replies...Coffee? Alcohol? Energy Drinks? What is death juice? Do i even wanna know lol
That's Gen X. We're definitely baked.
Load More Replies...I've never actually heard anyone use this. Maybe it's cause I'm an elder millennial
It seems to be a thing some millennials teach their kids, as a way to encourage them not to be shits to people who like things that they don't. Not a bad message in the long run.
Load More Replies...Hey only because I heard Josh and Chuck say it on Stuff You Should Know
Same, none of that made sense to me. Of course we like different generational stuff. Give it a few years till gen alpha comes after them for phrases like "Rizz and Cap".
Load More Replies...I'm Gen X and I honestly don't understand why society points out which generation people are from CONSTANTLY. I don't remember ever doing this while growing up. It divides people and sets us against one another. I see this in my younger coworkers every day. Any behavior they find unacceptable from any one is due to that person being from another generation. STOP!!! We all do garbage things...we're human.
Actually we were called the slacker generation... we embraced it too
Load More Replies...You cannot be more right. I think that BP runs out of ideas.
Load More Replies...Millennials started the intergenerational online war and now the Zs are coming after them. As an X, this is mildly entertaining.
This didn't start with millennials, and it won't end with the Z's. This is human nature. Old people love complaining about young people being lazy, liking "dumb" things and having their mind poisoned by the latest media format (this literally goes back to ancient greek philosophers complaining about young philosophers writing notes). Young people love complaining about old people being out of touch with reality.
Load More Replies...The millenial equivalent of a boomer comic is a millenial meme. It is often a caption about how depressed they are/how work sucks/Their one friend etc. and captions an image often from a tv show or is a dog, and is rarely the best option for that meme.
What age group is posting these things? I feel like I'm getting bullied.... by the truth.
Honestly, I only felt like maybe one of these was deliberately an insult myself. The rest just seemed brutally honest. 😂
Load More Replies...So millennials love their exclamation marks! Then who are the ones who use so many question marks? In my day, statements ended with a full stop or even an exclamation mark, but not a question mark? Asking for a friend, of course?
As a millennial, I get the humor. It's no different than how we view the generation before us. They'll look at our views and proclaim that they weren't like that, when indeed in some ways they were.
Same, none of that made sense to me. Of course we like different generational stuff. Give it a few years till gen alpha comes after them for phrases like "Rizz and Cap".
Load More Replies...I'm Gen X and I honestly don't understand why society points out which generation people are from CONSTANTLY. I don't remember ever doing this while growing up. It divides people and sets us against one another. I see this in my younger coworkers every day. Any behavior they find unacceptable from any one is due to that person being from another generation. STOP!!! We all do garbage things...we're human.
Actually we were called the slacker generation... we embraced it too
Load More Replies...You cannot be more right. I think that BP runs out of ideas.
Load More Replies...Millennials started the intergenerational online war and now the Zs are coming after them. As an X, this is mildly entertaining.
This didn't start with millennials, and it won't end with the Z's. This is human nature. Old people love complaining about young people being lazy, liking "dumb" things and having their mind poisoned by the latest media format (this literally goes back to ancient greek philosophers complaining about young philosophers writing notes). Young people love complaining about old people being out of touch with reality.
Load More Replies...The millenial equivalent of a boomer comic is a millenial meme. It is often a caption about how depressed they are/how work sucks/Their one friend etc. and captions an image often from a tv show or is a dog, and is rarely the best option for that meme.
What age group is posting these things? I feel like I'm getting bullied.... by the truth.
Honestly, I only felt like maybe one of these was deliberately an insult myself. The rest just seemed brutally honest. 😂
Load More Replies...So millennials love their exclamation marks! Then who are the ones who use so many question marks? In my day, statements ended with a full stop or even an exclamation mark, but not a question mark? Asking for a friend, of course?
As a millennial, I get the humor. It's no different than how we view the generation before us. They'll look at our views and proclaim that they weren't like that, when indeed in some ways they were.
