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50 Sarcastic Memes To Laugh At When Everything Around You Tickles Your Nerves, As Shared On This Instagram Account
Sarcasm and memes have become ubiquitous in modern communication, infiltrating the fabric of our daily interactions, both online and offline. Witty and often ironic in tone, sarcasm is a common way to convey humor, emphasize a point, or simply add sarcasm to a conversation. A meme, on the other hand, is a visual representation of an idea, action, or style that spreads rapidly on the Internet. Combined, they give you a powerful mix of relevant content that resonates with people from different cultures and backgrounds, providing comic relief and offering new ways to express yourself.
The 'sarcasm.og' Instagram page is one platform that combines sarcasm and memes to provide a healthy dose of humor. This page is full of ironic memes for every taste and preference, so everyone can find something for themselves.
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#1
lonely miso 2 years ago (edited)
I hate how no one cares about headless roaches when they aren’t the top comment! A roach is a roach. (Don’t downvote me I made this rlly late)
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MG Lorange 2 years ago
truth, it reminds me of a Hemingway quote: Always do a favor you promised while drunk, sober!
lonely miso 2 years ago
I regret the playlists I make that I forget about later and only have 2 songs on
Androgyny Lunacy 2 years ago
I'm a hermitte now. I can't stand being around people and it is just sad. I try for my kids, they're autistic and sometimes need my voice, but it makes me too anxious to be around people. I don't relate to them... :/
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Kitten Dog Mom 2 years ago
I once had to send an attachment for something, but ended up sending them the attachment they sent me!!!!!
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Maurice Newton 2 years ago
There is now this feature that if you mention the word 'attachment' but do not attach anything, it will notify you that you need to attach something. So I like to mention the word attach, especially in a long email.
ｍƗ𝐍Ɨ 𝐓𝓱𝑒 𝐀𝐍𝕘𝑒ᒪ (𝒮𝒽𝑒/𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓂) 2 years ago
That… sounds sus when out of context
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Wysteria_Rose 2 years ago
That's why I'm so thankful that my Outlook will have a popup message stating "You said you were attaching something but you didn't. Don't you need to do that?" Has saved me several times.
Scott Rackley 2 years ago
Thankfully, our software parses our email text before sending and give you the "shouldn't there be an attachment here?". Saved me many many times.
#3
Mari Balot 2 years ago
Yeah I never understood why this one teacher always existed and had to be so mean about it. As if I can make the bus go faster Miss Johnson >_>
Monday 2 years ago
And their argument was always so terrible. Like "You should have gotten up earlier!"....Ma'am how would me getting up earlier change what time the school bus arrives at my stop?
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LizzieBoredom 2 years ago (edited)
In my village we say "This is why I don't want to be homeschooled, Mom!".
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LadyJaye 2 years ago
Prove your not a robot: which of these is Dwayne the Rock Johnson?
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#4
Monday 2 years ago
The mirror sadly. Photos are are more accurate representation of what we actually look like.
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Karen Krause 2 years ago
Mirrors always lie. I look at mine in the morning and look great. Look at one at work and think, "What in hell's name happened between here and home?" It's worse when I look at a mirror when I'm going out.
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
I prefer photos more. I look too short and fat in mirrors while I look somewhat nicer in photos. My smile is less ugly in photos than in mirrors
Monday 2 years ago
You beautiful photogenic bastard! I look fatter in photos than in the mirror xD
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Lisa Lilla 2 years ago (edited)
Apparently our brain tricks us to believe we are CUTE in the mirror studies show… but ZOOM meetings crushed our illusions. Damn Covid.
Melissa Hammond 2 years ago
Backwards. It's called " using a filter". It's also called" catfishing".
#5
Kitten Dog Mom 2 years ago
I'm still waiting for Sam Beckett to fix what once went wrong... been 41 years and still waiting...
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Id row 2 years ago
Oh, so many ideas. What I wouldn't give to go back with the knowledge I have now.
Leslie Haddy 2 years ago
Trust me... Bad idea. Long story but I got that chance. Turns out I was smarter the first time around.
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Immortal Jellyfish 2 years ago
Sometimes I think it'd be nice to go back and make different choices; but then I think maybe a different choice would've gotten me hit by a bus or in a plane crash. Is it worth the risk?
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
Yeah that's the fun part of any time travel scenario. Kill Hitler as a baby, maybe the Russians start WW2 and steamroll everything. If I found a working time machine through some magical mcguffin I probably wouldn't change my life in the past for exactly the reasons you say. What I would try to do is set up a sneaky change that I could take advantage of now. Like taking a few hundred dollars back in time and investing it with a stipulation that it pays out to my future self. Then harvest that interest back in the now.
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#6
Onion Patch Petunia 2 years ago
Good thing he used a generic baby. If he spoke on name, he might be in trouble now!
Sans Serif 2 years ago
Me thinks he'll still find trouble - depends on what he says next!
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SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago
Just a hunch, but I don't think that's true love... Just sayin' ... -_-
#7
Vasana Phong 2 years ago (edited)
Laying on the couch now at 4:30am because my cat and dog was fighting over the bed, gotta get up at 6, so yeah I’m on BP instead
Gin 2 years ago
My mattress (shared with husband) is knackered on one side only... my side. Traitor mattress!
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Androgyny Lunacy 2 years ago
Beds make you feel safe, warm, relieved, comforted, and so many other positive emotions.. <3
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SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
Srsly. Those were MY Little Ponies, not Kellie's. And considering her stuck-up mom got rid of them almost immediately, I'm 43 and still mad about it.
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Upstaged75 2 years ago
My mom saved all our childhood toys and now my niece and nephew play with them when they visit. It's super fun to be able to make new memories with old toys!
Iva Kazalova 2 years ago
My dad threw mine out when i was at school, 12 years old, i was absolutely gutted
ｍƗ𝐍Ɨ 𝐓𝓱𝑒 𝐀𝐍𝕘𝑒ᒪ (𝒮𝒽𝑒/𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓂) 2 years ago (edited)
Wtf. That shouldn’t even happen to a 50 year old.
Load More Replies... censorshipsucks 2 years ago
yep, I promised myself when I was a parent that I would not do this to my kids. Result, my kids still have their toys plus some of mine.
Virgil Blue 2 years ago
My parents gave away my old console with all if my beloved games because I had a new one. They didn't get why I was upset.
Grace Noyes 2 years ago
I always ask my grown sons before I donate a toy or game. They're not mine to give away.
#10
General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
It takes roughly 23,034 slaps to cook the cat's chicken.
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Aisling Raye 2 years ago
I love when they take one of their little paws and put it on your hand to slowly push your hand away. It's such a power move "That's enough for now human servant. You may go. I shall call for you when your services are needed again"
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
Bouche will curl up in the sink for pets while I'm in the bathroom. If I pet her, though, she pushes my hand away just as you said. Why ask for pets you don't want? Silly cat!
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QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
I got them, and I still feel old and tired. Good luck with that, though.
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Who doesn’t? ‘I hate it’ Guys, kill him.
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the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago (edited)
this is too relatable i used to be a songwriter, world builder, movie maker, writer, now im just a sad f**k who cuts everyone off because everything is tiring and overwhelming
#12
Dawn Marie 2 years ago
I was asked once what question I would ask God when I got to Heaven? (I believe it should read when/if, but that wasn't the quote). I have always wanted to know why he didn't give us the ability to talk to the animals? We could help them so much more if we could!!
YetAnotherSarah 2 years ago
Pretty sure the animals voted us out of the communication pool.
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the great archduke 2 years ago (edited)
holy s**t my guy over here is asking the right questions
Oliver Kettle 2 years ago
We have to stop production on the next iPhone & have them figure this out
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#13
ApplePie123eat 2 years ago
What's the difference between your ex and exams? You didn't get bad grades for cheating on your ex.
Blue_Mouse (read bio) 2 years ago
What’s the difference between my ex and my exams? I actually tried on my tests
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Muff_Fluff 2 years ago
But if the person knows, ex obviously didn’t do it well. Don’t want to get caught.
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TheBadHalfofHel 2 years ago
And if Mr Morgan Freeman tells you this, you KNOW it is the truth, the WHOLE truth, and nothing but the truth!!
#15
Pink Princess 2 years ago
Sometimes I just deliberately change the lyrics. I still sing Starbucks lovers when I sing Blank Space
Very Normal Giraffe 2 years ago (edited)
Its almost worse when you don't know enough of the song to google the name. Then your search history just looks like: What song goes like do do lalala do dee dum da da la le loo dum dee da hmm hmmm
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
That would be Dum Dee Dum by Keys N Krates
Load More Replies... Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago
It's so disappointing when you've been singing the song a certain way for a while and then learn you were singing it wrong
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago (edited)
🎶🎵dinosaur bein a w****e🎵🎶 (original lyrics: trying to soar, being a w****e) man idk that song is crack
Philly Bobcat 2 years ago
Oh Oh... Lizard on a chair! Take my hand... we're naked I swear! Oh Oh, Lizard on a chair!
#16
El Cucuy 2 years ago
Walmart: https://www.walmart.com/ip/Welcome-Go-Away-Come-In-Doormat-ndoor-Outdoor-Floor-Mat-Non-Slip-40x60cm/2266995057?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=101266551&adid=222222222272266995057_101266551_145353952023_18883444285&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=650482246736&wl4=pla-2017195567127&wl5=9029598&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=668732179&wl11=online&wl12=2266995057_101266551&veh=sem&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIxtP_sJax_gIVnQ6tBh2ATAvMEAQYASABEgKGSvD_BwE
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Sabra Faire 2 years ago
I'd get tired of standing on my head ten times a day.
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SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
Yep. But now she's both wrong and needs my help with a lot, so she has to suck it up and be nice-ish.
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Doodles1983 2 years ago
My mum was smart, sometimes she was right, but sometimes she was wrong. I do miss her advice sometimes. Not that I ever sought it out, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t get it!
Upstaged75 2 years ago
I swear I'm actually becoming my mom. And I understand her frustrations with us when we were kids. Because now SHE'S the one who makes messes and doesn't put $hit away. I can't complain to her face though, LOL!
Gin 2 years ago
I realised aged 8 that my parents could and would be wrong. It never changed!
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BeepBoop the Single Pringle 2 years ago
hey remember that you're not alone, hugs from me <3333
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Loverboy 2 years ago
One thing I've learned from life is there's snakes in the grass, everywhere. Watch out or you'll get bit.
Kara Owens 2 years ago
There are certain ppl i ALWAYS wear tall boots around, cuz i know they're snakes...
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Philly Bobcat 2 years ago
Jesus hung out with hookers and the sick! I do that in the bar most nights!
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Androgyny Lunacy 2 years ago
Uh what? I had no idea wives felt like they were children. I can relate, but not to the marriage part.
Blue_Mouse (read bio) 2 years ago
Twist: man “did you decide on her name?” Woman “ um I’m not actually pregnant” man “didn’t you tell me the other- oh c**p”
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PattonPawter 2 years ago
here’s a recorder go play 3 blind mice on it and then THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST IS A-
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censorshipsucks 2 years ago
as an educationalist this one offends me somewhat. The lava/magma difference for me is not important, but some of the apparently arbitrary things you are taught at school ARE useful to know. For example, if you understand the difference between a bacterium and a virus (or a parasitic worm), you won't be creating antibiotic-resistant bacteria by taking antibiotics (or horse dewormer!!!!!) when you have a virus. That sort of utter stupidity which will probably make our species extinct or at least in danger thereof, is the result of simply not paying attention at school. Not that we get pandemics often, but. Another example. If you pay attention in math class to algebra etc., you will be able to look at a shelf in the supermarket and discern whether 750mL of soap at $1.35 is cheaper or more expensive than 1L of soap at $1.82. The answer isn't obvious. Math helps there. So... yeah. Also, lastly, taxes and jobs et.c.. we DO cover that in our syllabus in South Africa. so... depends.
ChickyChicky 2 years ago
Yeah this seems like a capitalist idea if I ever heard one. Don't teach anything but how to work in a capitalist society. No history, no critical thinking, no art, music...just how to get a job and pay taxes. Mmhmm. Then argue about how education starts at home, but did their parents teach them how to get a job and pay taxes? Mmhmm.
Load More Replies... Aisling Raye 2 years ago
I see these all of the time and I am genuinely curious if they stopped teaching kids how to do taxes in high school. My Econ class had us do a semester long project where we had to fake find a job, fake rent an apartment, fake pay bills, fake do our taxes, some of us fake got married. It was awful at the time but, if I'm honest, my fake life was pretty nice. It's been over two decades and I'm still friends with my Econ-husband. His wife doesn't enjoy that he refers to me as his "first wife" lol
Upstaged75 2 years ago
I graduated from high school in 1993 and there was absolutely nothing about taxes in all my years of education. Except maybe studying the Boston Tea Party, LOL!
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Catherine White 2 years ago
I took a work course in high school and it was fantastic. I learned all of the important adult things like job searching, banking, taxes, and paying bills. It really should have been required for everyone.
#21
Michael Largey 2 years ago
"The only worse thing than being talked about is not being talked about." - Oscar Wilde
Kitten Dog Mom 2 years ago
I worked at a foundry and when my co-worker and I got bored we would start a rumor just to hear what would come back to us. Good times!
#22
Detroit Citizen 2 years ago
Im 46 never married, I mustve poofed out of existence lol
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censorshipsucks 2 years ago
It's overrated, rather be free. just my experience, please do not nuke me to banning if you disagree.
Lisa Cherney 2 years ago
Try 50+! I choose to assert my great decision making and ppl judging skills.
Doyle Alan 2 years ago
11 years ago I was 37, unmarried and childless!! It may have been the end of the world in some of my families eyes!! :)
Dawn Marie 2 years ago
Divorced 59 F, been there done that and And will never be married again. Been divorced since 2005 and haven't found a man yet whom I can trust.
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
17 and never had a crush/Boyfriend. My brother doubts that I’ll ever get one. For all I know he’s right. 🤷♀️
Danish Susanne 2 years ago
Don't get your hopes up yet, you might still get trapped
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Some mothers see just the opposite. My mother always say to me to find someone since I am too young to be alone and I am 70 which anybody else can see.
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Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
Okay I totally misread this as "tone of beep bop dread" and suddenly imagined Captain Holt from B99 robotically saying "no...", my mind goes to dark places sometimes
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Stary_cat 2 years ago
I was at a party and they mentioned the great train robbery of 1963 I said good for them my new cousin in law asked if I supported the robbery, I said well they pulled it off they deserved the money
Arwen 2 years ago
They also left the train driver with life-limiting brain injuries so yeah… not gonna celebrate them.
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Peter 2 years ago (edited)
I downvote the meme and upvote your spelling correction
Load More Replies... LizzieBoredom 2 years ago
On average, bank robbers make $0.12 per hour so maybe think up a Ponzi Scheme.
Ryan Winters 2 years ago
Rob one bank go to prison keep nothing, bank robs millions from millions nobody goes to prison and most if not all of the stolen money is kept
Roland Nijveld 2 years ago
Lol. In my country it isn't even possible to rob a bank for the last 20 years
Aboredpanda 2 years ago
Financially I'd rather make my own money than steal everyone else's hard earned money, like some scum.
Old Roadie 2 years ago
Agreed. As someone who lost their properties, business, and inheritance to a low-life piece of jetsam running a Ponzi scheme on my Dad... scum is the least offensive word I'd use.
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Justme 2 years ago (edited)
When it comes to lying I base my reaction on what it costs me to believe you. Ie: if you tell me the client is ready and they’re not, it costs me 30 minutes of waiting around, I’ll be mad. But if an old high school friend says she graduated from law school (and I suspect she didn’t), it literally costs me nothing to pretend to believe her.
#26
Onion Patch Petunia 2 years ago
This is your computer speaking. Power key does not work for wimps!
#27
Stardust she/her 2 years ago (edited)
I love watching Bluey. Helps me get in touch with my inner child
Philly Bobcat 2 years ago
Absolutely!! Hey, Pink Panther, Bugs, Wacky Races, The Archies, Top Cat... the list goes on!
#28
Pink Princess 2 years ago
Lol I still use YouTube to listen to music. And I’m a teenager. My friends were so shocked when I told them
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
I'm an alien, I don't listen to music. Oh I love it, I even used to make it, but I just rarely listen to it. Maybe because it's because it's too overwhelming emotionally for me
#29
Loverboy 2 years ago
Fair mother, doth mine stomach grumble with fervor and I doth crave a sandwich with great urgency.
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
Oh, giver of life Prithee, sustain me. Feedeth my body And nourish my soul. Oh, giver of life Hast thou forsaken Thy mis’rable offspring? Come, feed me again! Oh, giver of life Come hither, and yet Allow me to sup On the fruit in your bowl.
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
YOU try writing in iambic pentameter with a growing by tummy!
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Spleens the cat fan 🇵🇭 2 years ago
Mother, I would be most grateful if you let me consume a pastry with high levels of sugar and simple carbohydrates
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BlueEyesWhiteDragon 2 years ago (edited)
It's not that far off. And many people with advanced degrees from the most expensive schools probably do end up spending a million dollars.
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Red PANda (she/they) 2 years ago (edited)
Off topic but that person(the hands)’s skin looks very cool :) /pos
Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
It's called vitiligo and I also think it looks very neat
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Max Fox 2 years ago
Cost of attending "elite" private university for 4 years: $300,000. Cost of attending in-state public university which is not the "flagship" for four years and getting the same degree: $28,000. Parents make $150,000 a year: "I think that my kid should attend the most prestigious choice"
Ashley Hardy 2 years ago
God why does it feel like this meme job upper punched me to my baby maker?! full disclosure: FU! I had my baby maker removed last year but still kick a*s like Walker Texas Ranger combined with the Pope.
#31
Hawkmoon 2 years ago
When I see the price of the vinyls that I had and that I sold after having recorded them on crappy audio tapes in the 80's.
Philly Bobcat 2 years ago
I still have literally all 9000+! I never gave them up. I could probably pay off all of my bills with them.... and some idiot wants to offer me 50 cents each. Colored vinyl, picture discs, imports, old quadraphonics... all in mint.. yeah 50 cents each! LOL!
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LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago
It was only in 2016 when my mom and sisters sold my grandparents house and land. It's more than doubled in price since then and I will be bitter about this for a long time.
Valerie G. 2 years ago
I checked the house we sold in 1978 for $55,000.00. It is valued now at $1,200,000.00.
Kurichfield 2 years ago
my family home of four generations lost to the govt to pay for medicare
#32
Mary Peace 2 years ago
Yes it is for me, definitely. Texting, emails and BP, of course!
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I fink wot to say, but it get jumbly and then my mouth put the words different.
Ashen Mccann (They/Them) 2 years ago
i am in 7th grade with a 12th grade lexile level, in honors English, yet i have a stutter and physically talking is the worst thing in the world.
#33
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
i have two oddly specific fav meals and every time my mom makes one of them for me i feel so happy it's like, rain or cats or minecraft. you can live without it, just feels so much better with them
Jennifer Norton 2 years ago
My mom still does this for me and she is 71 and I will always do this for my kid!!! It's a mom thing!
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Anyone-for-tea? 2 years ago (edited)
Exactly, I hate it when people just ask, “are you free next Sat?” Or “what are you doing this afternoon?” Please use all your words in this request!
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Austin Sauce 2 years ago
“My grandma’s dog is having flat tire surgery… Dangit, my files stuck together!”
Just-A-Black-Cat 1 year ago
Uhm............................................................................ Maybe I am, maybe I ain't-
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#36
Royal Stray 2 years ago
Why was that downvoted? Shadowcat is a great character, especially in X-men evolution and Wolverine and the X-men
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aZZy_d3Lta (they/them) 2 years ago
not really- my s/o has never been in a relationship before (myself is another story, but i prefer not to talk about Travis)
#37
Christof Irran 2 years ago (edited)
"You might be a redneck if you go to family reunions in order to meet women..." or so claims Jeff Foxworthy
Beauty From Ashs 2 years ago
Match.com wasn't offering any good results...so they switched to Ancestry.com
#38
LizzieBoredom 2 years ago
Interviewer: "Tell me a little about yourself". Me:"I'd rather not. I really need this job".
Donnie Mc00 2 years ago
Interviewer: Biggest weakness? Me: i'm far too Honest. Interviewer: I wouldnt say that honesty was a weakness. Me:i don't give a flying f**k what you think.
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
And don’t forget the more crucial part: You DO NOT have to respect these who don’t respect you
Peter 2 years ago (edited)
I respect those that deserve respect, regardless of whether or not they respect me in return
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Gin 2 years ago
THANK YOU! Respect is earned, courtesy should be a basic given.
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ｍƗ𝐍Ɨ 𝐓𝓱𝑒 𝐀𝐍𝕘𝑒ᒪ (𝒮𝒽𝑒/𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓂) 2 years ago
YES ALL RESPECT THE MASTER OR YOULL HAVE NO HANDS
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EmbersAreOut 2 years ago
“Those who have treated me with kindness, I will repay that kindness tenfold. And those who have treated me with injustice (…) I will repay that injustice a thousand times over.”
Ashley Hardy 2 years ago
The funny thing is & this is likely why new relationships go this way. We immediately believe our current new ‘friend of interest’ or ‘bf/gf’ wasn’t/isn’t bat s**t f*****g insane psycho piece of s**t who burned half of Chicago down for quite literally a few laughs.
Camber Hollywood 2 years ago
I respect everybody. I can also respectfully tell them to "F Off."
#40
XenoMurph 2 years ago
I got glasses for the first time. Spent the next 2 hours in awe at how good the picture on my 5 yr old TV is.
Pineapple 2 years ago
the first time i got my 3rd pair i almost tripped and died bc no one told me about the lack of depth perception with new glasses
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My left eye says 144p my right eye says 360p and my left lens says 720 p, my right lens says 1080p
Roan The Demon Kitty 2 years ago
the fact that these memes have to branded as "sarcasm" is making me lose hope in humanity.
#41
Josiane Roy 2 years ago
When I turned 30 my boyfriend was 29 (we have an age gap of 3 months and 7 days) he kept teasing me by calling me a cougar, and his old lady for those 3 months. 30 something dating a 20 something. I kept telling him to respect his elders, that I talked, walked, and was potty trained before him. Lol
Jack 2 years ago
When I turned 25, my boyfriend was 21. My birthday card from him said “25 rounds up to 30, Happy 30th!” Funniest card I ever got! 🤣
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LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago
I'm older than him by 8 months. In numbers only. Mentally and emotionally? I'm probably a teenager.
B Jean the Jelly Bean 2 years ago
My husband is exactly 1 year and 1 week younger than me. His favorite response to me when talking about our age difference is... "I'll never be as old as you...." Good thing I love him! 🙄
#42
Magical Unicorn Wolf 2 years ago
Do you know the song Stressed Out by Twenty-One Pilots?
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._. 2 years ago
My camera roll has 4,432 images. It's almost exclusively memes.
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Loverboy 2 years ago
What is this "self love"? It's not my nose that's the problem, it's my face, body, and personality as a whole.
Markus Holstein 2 years ago
That's precisely why you're supposed to accept your nose
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
It is also okay to not like what your nose looks like and to get surgery to change it. It’s okay to accept your nose, AND it’s also okay to change your nose to something YOU are happy with. Blindly telling people to “accept” things about themselves regardless of how they feel can be very damaging.
XenoMurph 2 years ago
It rarely looks better though. And it's usually relatively good looking people who want to look better. Accepting imperfection and unfairness is an important life skill. If people can accept being born with terrible disabilities, needing to change things for purely cosmetic reasons does not garner respect from the majority of people, who possibly consider themselves to have larger flaws. (Pretty blonde girl wants to make her nose perfect, asks for sympathy from all us ogres... nope)
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Kim Steffen 2 years ago
I no longer have a nose. I've cut it off to spite my face too many times.
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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
My nose is adorable. I rewarded it with a cute little gold loveheart stud.
Virgil Blue 2 years ago
My nose isn't the problem, it's the grey blob disliking itself behind it.
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago
My friend is 12 minutes younger than me so she always calls me “auntie”
O-O 2 years ago
I am 1 minute older and one of my friends calls me granny
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Philly Bobcat 2 years ago
When your a twin and older by like 2 minutes and you keep telling your younger twin... "when I was your age, I...."
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I give my sis c**p every year: "I will always be younger than you"
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
Especially when the longer she talks, the more you realize the guy she’s crushing on is a huge jerk
Matthew Cook 2 years ago
I have a buddy that does that to every girl that chats with him on Tinder. So annoying. So sad.
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
Her crush is Sherlock Holmes so whenever someone is about to mention him, we try to get that person to shut up or else we’ll listen to an entire lecture about him that’ll bore us to death
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Very Normal Giraffe 2 years ago (edited)
"It's not my fault you're always wrong" -My lovely sister (who was very much in the wrong)
Vasana Phong 2 years ago
I remember a long time ago I stayed the weekend at my sisters house, we grabbed some specialty sandwiches ( bun mi) I guess she only grabbed 3, but he ate 2, she was looking for it, then they were really arguing over it, she said well I’m sorry ( I was like never in a million years heard her apologize for anything) then’ that you’re in such a bad mood! Poor BIL, I missed him
Vicki Doggurl 2 years ago
I read somewhere, “Apologizing doesn’t always mean you were wrong, it just means you value your friendship more than your ego.” I love that! I typed it up and put on the wall in the house when my kid was growing up.
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Very Normal Giraffe 2 years ago (edited)
I remember in kindergarten I asked someone to be my boyfriend thinking it meant a friend that's a boy. It still embarrasses me to this day. (Still friends now and we laugh about it)
ACE PIRATES 4 THE WIN 2 years ago
My best friend asked me to MARRY him in kindergarten and I’m still traumatized by it. I wonder if he still remembers
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Scarlett 2 years ago
It’s ok, I googled how to kiss someone bc I didn’t know how. I still don’t know how and I discovered I have a texture aversion to it anyway.
Marley Nachi 2 years ago
I did the same too. I was kissed and froze not knowing what to do, so I had to google how to kiss later
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Monday 2 years ago
I get so irrationally annoyed when I get a messaged that's just "hey" or "hi"....you clearly reached out to me for a reason, spit it out! I'd rather see "hey, how was your day?" than just "hey".
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
Imo hey is completely fine. I say hi and then when thy say hi I ask how the person is. Hi is mostly to see if they're up to talk
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LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago (edited)
Hey hey hey! (After reading this word in all the comments, it isn't a word anymore).
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago (edited)
My best friend and I were in a call together and we were playing an online game where we were coincidentally together in one of the rooms so we had half our conversation in the chat and the other half in the call.
setsuriseikou 2 years ago
Because there can never be too much communication with your besties!
Load More Replies... SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago
Aal Izz Not Well, mainly because I wouldn't be able to focus and would almost always jumble up the conversations XD
Lea Panthera 2 years ago
Which is why my friends and I are considered the three idiots because of our jumbled up conversations 🤣
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V Martinez 2 years ago
My daughter and I are known for this when she's on a deployment. She can only text when in port. So in between ports, we use messenger and email. Some stuff can't be sent via email, so it goes on messenger. When she's in port, we use messenger because of established chats, but then texts because she doesn't get on her email for those few days. And half the time, yes, we're doing it in the same moments. Because we are weirdos lol!
3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat 2 years ago
And they're two completely different conversations with drastically different levels of intelligence
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Very Normal Giraffe 2 years ago
My parents whenever I tell a story involving one of my guy friends:
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Freeasabird 2 years ago
Doesn't work, it should be Arwen. Still wouldn't work with these characters.
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the_boredest_of_pandas 2 years ago
my phone was taken away because of grades so thats what i do
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Shishal Asaurus 2 years ago
In fairness... A 1/4 spray of axe is too much.. u gotta spray that $hît on outside on a breezy day lmao
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Pittsburgh rare 2 years ago
As someone who just got off a a bus where the guy in front of me absolutely STANK, they can bathe in perfume as far as I'm concerned.
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Stary_cat 2 years ago
Is it just me or do you never see your neighbours bringing in groceries, it’s like people starve
Amanda Rose 2 years ago
You know, now that you've mentioned it, I really have never seen any of my neighbors bringing their groceries in. I've never thought about that before.
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Very Normal Giraffe 2 years ago
Sometimes my friend would bring up something random (like my birthday) and I would be so confused because I don't remember ever telling them about it. My best friends know more about me than my direct family.
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Mike_The_Nike 2 years ago
me but opposite 😭 I WANT TO BE SCARY AND IT ONLY WORKS 25% OF THE TIME 😭
O-O 2 years ago
would you like some tips - first perfect your scary face - mine is blank without blinking and sometimes a creepy smile or laugh. Then stand at doorways or corners and just stay there when someone you know walks by either stare on towards then until they are creeped out or do the smile at then as the go through.
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Very Normal Giraffe 2 years ago (edited)
Idk if this is just a younger sibling thing or not, but younger siblings are SO GOOD AT USING THEIR SAD FACE TO GET WHAT THEY WANT AND I JUST LOOK LIKE AN ANGRY BLOBFISH WHENEVER I TRY T^T
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Guðrún Sveinsdóttir 2 years ago
I'm a stay at home married and 43 years old my dad still calles me at 7.30 each morning because he stopped working but still wakes up at 6 and is bored out of his mind 🤪
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Show thyself 2 years ago
Nope - my forever friends and I never liked groups (especially chat-groups). I despise the 4 groups I need to be in to get Infos I wouldn't get otherwise.
RiotGirl 2 years ago (edited)
My best guy friend, has known me since we were 12, recently got out of prison after 25 years. (Long story, and yes he is innocent). We picked up right where we left off. I love him dearly. Yes, friends forever! Not to mention my partner who's been my BFF for 30+ years and I've been her wife for the last 12 years. Friends do last forever!
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
When I was 13, I was playing video games and playing with my dogs all day. No time for boys XD
Pink Princess 2 years ago
I’m in high school and it’s so funny to overhear people talking about their boyfriends and then they still act like 5 year olds when the teacher hands out chocolate or we see a playground. It’s hilarious
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
My friends that age already have SO MANY RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS and I'm the 1 giving advice. Like dude stop dating people who will hurt u please
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
I never saw a single person get into a relationship in my entire school. My friends and I joke around a lot and we’re not interested in any relationship
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Mimi La Souris 2 years ago
better than "me in my room realizing I’m working without getting rich"
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
I just think of all the elaborate schemes I could be pulling off that could get me rich
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
Y r u dating them if u trust them that little? Please don't downvote
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A Wild Bean 2 years ago
Idek but I want it, specifically so I can sit in it and read a book and ignore the world for several hours
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Pink Princess 2 years ago
Chuck is worst than Blair though. Chuck is a rapist but Blair is just a classist bully
Michael Largey 2 years ago
Two negatives equal a positive only when you're multiplying or dividing. When two negatives are added together, you still get a negative. So when you combine two negative people together, you get ...
Guðrún Sveinsdóttir 2 years ago
My mother in law always says that me and her son are a perfect match because we are both stupidly equally weirdly f****d💜💜💜 love you mom😘
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O-O 2 years ago
I don't get it either, there is literally no one inside - maybe its a publicity stunt for jeeps new self driving car
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Pink Princess 2 years ago (edited)
I’d be fine with just being friends with my crush though. You still get to talk to them and have a relationship with them
O-O 2 years ago
but having a crush on your best friend is a recipe for disaster (speaking from experience)
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El is so weird (s)t(he)y 2 years ago
One of my crushes is single, one is dating someone, one is 19, one is 17 (and the older sister of the one who’s dating someone oop) and the rest are fictional
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Jack 2 years ago
You can’t say this and NOT name the movie…tell me so I can watch this movie!
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Ari Maranichi 2 years ago
they need that meme with sauske says that he doesn't know a single answer on the chunin exam
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
In my school, seating is based on roll number and the person who sits next to me is the smartest in the class so I know that if I get desperate, I could try sneaking a peek
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
No thanks. My parents did that. Got enough of the blowback from THAT fiasco as kids.
A Wild Bean 2 years ago
Off-topic but are you the same person as the other Lakota Wolf (https://www.boredpanda.com/author/cali-tabby-katz/), or someone else with the same username?
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Guðrún Sveinsdóttir 2 years ago
I lie to my husband every time we need to be somewhere that they close an hour earlier than they really do because he thinks that everyone just works when he arrives. I've done everything to make him on time but to mo avail. So I just lie and it still works 😁💜
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
When you live in Southern California, everyone is “bro” or “dude”. I’ve called my sister “bro”. I’ve called my boyfriend “bro”. I’ve called my MOM “bro” XD
Jen Blank 2 years ago
I maintain dude is a gender neutral term, despite large swathes of the country being obstinately wrong about it.
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VonBlade 2 years ago
Young kids don't know about taking a book in with you, and reading until you can't feel your legs.
O-O 2 years ago
my entire childhood - i had to hide them in the laundry basket when my mum was coming up the stairs so she wouldn't take them
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Ari Maranichi 2 years ago
I would do that for about 2 hours at a time and pretend that I was constipated that entire time.
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 years ago
Maybe, but be sure to put down the seat before you sit 😆
Aisling Raye 2 years ago
I can't be the only one that thinks bringing your phone with you to take a sh!t is gross, right?
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Pink Princess 2 years ago
I hate putting people as my wallpaper though. My wallpaper for my iPad and laptop is just a plain colour and my iPhone wallpaper is just pink clouds
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Very Normal Giraffe 2 years ago
I have my strangest yet most normal thoughts at 1 am. I can't explain it.
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Not speaking/typing properly, that's one thing you DEFINITELY aren't doing on Earth XD
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Electric Comet 2 years ago
I thought these were supposed to be at least a little sarcastic? Not “relatable lol 🤪” Christ
Screaming Pumpkin guts 2 years ago
A couple of nights ago i was texting my crush for 5 hrs i was up until 3 am😭
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Very Normal Giraffe 2 years ago
Person in space :) 2023_04_18...f0-png.jpg 
Rahul Pawa 2 years ago
Before I saw the punchline, I thought it was going to be "an astronaut at the space bar"
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Michael Largey 2 years ago
No, but they have the time available to get any master's degree they want.
General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
They don't think they know. Edit: Darn, missing a comma there somewhere.
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Vinchenski 2 years ago
People who pretend not to know what a "Masters degree in maturity" think they have a Masters degree in maturity ;) /s
Load More Replies... Dawn Marie 2 years ago
Now wait just a cotton picking minute. I don't put sugar in my tea because I do not like the taste. I don't care what you do to your tea. Yes, I have a masters degree. Yes, I guess you have to call me that vulgar term mature because I'm 59 years old, but as long as you don't bug me, I don't care what you do. This goes for more than just tea. One of my Father's favorite quotes: "I don't care what you do, but your rights stop where my nose begins. You may scream at the top of your lungs for everything that makes my blood boil, but I will defend your right to say it"
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