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Sometimes, the best way to deal with life’s randomness is to just laugh at it, and these memes are here to help you do exactly that. We’ve rounded up some of the funniest and most unexpected posts from the Instagram page memerzify, where chaos meets comedy in the best way possible.
Whether you're stuck in traffic, doom-scrolling before bed, or just trying to survive another Monday, this hilarious collection is sure to bring a smile to your face. From oddly relatable chaos to moments that make you question everything (but in a fun way), keep reading for some seriously scroll-worthy laughs.
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Giraffe Sitter 4 months ago
Now you must clean and keep the metal container forever “just in case”.
Pyla 4 months ago
Smith's Rosebud Salve. I have my old one and pressed an old MAC eyeshadow into mine. Still have it and it's a great little container.
SchadenFreudian Psychology 4 months ago
Amateur! I’ve done that many times.
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Riley Quinn 4 months ago
Frugal tip with lip balm tubes: there's still a substantial amount that doesn't scroll up. I scoop out that portion normally thrown away and put it into a tiny jar.
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Luke Branwen 4 months ago
Genuine smile and a great sense of humor... I hope she gave the bro a chance
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Beak Hookage 4 months ago
I think the censorbot might be having a mental health episode.
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Epona 4 months ago
Are people not raised on the belief to always have their ID on them in case of an accident/emergency? I was raised to always have my ID on me.
realenancy170 4 months ago
Yes, a triend died in car accident in which he was a passenger. The driver was also killed., his next of kin did not khow the friend.. He had no id on him. He was an adult; his parents lived across the country.He traveled around and did not stay in close touch.. They started look8ng for him after a few weeks and found out whar happened after another month. I always carry some kind of id now.
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Anne Roberts 4 months ago
Good to know if I ever find myself there. Do I get a discount if I tell them you sent me? 😁
There are over 5 billion social media users on this planet. That’s a whopping 63.9% of the world’s population! It’s wild when you think about how quickly the digital world has grown. From grandparents sending emojis to toddlers watching reels, everyone’s online. And with all these users comes one common love: memes. Yep, they’re practically the language of the internet now.
Let’s be honest, memes are more than just silly pictures with funny captions. They connect people across the globe through shared humor and relatable moments. From “me after one hour of productivity” to “me pretending to understand the group chat,” they hit home. It’s no wonder memes aren’t a trend; they’re a whole vibe. If laughter is medicine, memes are the daily dose.
#4
Multa Nocte 4 months ago
And he is handsome as hell to boot - that moves it up to even a higher level of impossible competition.
Petra Peitsch 4 months ago
More like "Why can't my son win a Noble-prize?"
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Lotekguy 4 months ago
How many years have his siblings been in counseling for living in a shadow that enormous?
Dennis Stanley 4 months ago
If this guy was a movie character people would call it unbelievable.
Pyla 4 months ago (edited)
He just hits the apex of each career field like a total boss.
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Chuck Davisson 4 months ago
Does he have a picture in an attic somewhere? He doesn't seem to have aged much at all for doing all of that
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JK 4 months ago
Our short rail is called the Rail Runner and their closing door sound is "Meep Meep"
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Bill Swallow 4 months ago
Aw, C'MON, driver! The road runner painted beside it wasn't a dead giveaway??!?
Helen Rohrlach 4 months ago
Actually I didn't see the roadrunner until you pointed it out.
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Meep meep lmao kinda dead give away its not freaking real 😂but it’s extremely well done I gotta say ,
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Pyla 4 months ago
In the tiny town of Pomeroy WA there is a graveyard on the west side of town and right before it there is a little road with a sign that says "Jim's Fertilizer". I have a photo, but to check I google map checked and the sign leading out of town seems to be missing on the eastern side where it overlaps with the view of the cemetery, but it always was a giggle when I was passing through.
Dave Van Beurden 4 months ago (edited)
I once had a very hard time trying not to laugh at a cremation when I saw the "what to do in the case of fire" sign.
Inservio Smurf 4 months ago
Imagine that being a Harry Potter poster... you guessed it, ORDER OF THE PHOENIX HAHAHAHAHA
People use memes for more than laughs. They can make a point, express an opinion, or support a cause. You’ll find meme formats being reused to reflect politics, pop culture, and even personal growth. A well-placed meme in a conversation can be more powerful than a paragraph. They help people say, “same” in the most internet way possible.
#7
Verena 4 months ago
No... it's more like if the city council decides not to give out building permits for locals, but around you dozens of holiday parks with each several hundred houses are built at the most beautiful spots in the area - and then the companies having built these parks complain that they cannot find enough locals for running the parks (administration, cleaning, technical service, gardening). And the tourist complain that the area is overrun by ... tourists and lacks the local flair they came for. Half of the year these parks are empty due to the unfriendly weather.
Remi (He/Him) 4 months ago
I live in a city that has tourists, but there could be more. Hearing different languages while walking in the city center and being there to enjoy the views myself feels good. Btw if you're ever in Helsinki, go to the Töölönlahti area especially in the south for excellent architecture and nature, Suomenlinna for history and Toukola, especially Arabia museum and Vanhankaupungin koski (Old town falls) for awesome looking places. Add Seurasaari to that list and you have an itenary and we do want more tourists here. Second tip: Avoid the main railway station, Pasila railway station, Hakaniemi and Sörnäinen for a place to stay. There will be people on "peukku" which is something like m**h but makes users more aggressive and paranoid even.
Bill Swallow 4 months ago
Same deal in a town dependent on the nearby university for 90+% of their economy, when the townies see a student. (If I'm honest, that's the same look I used to get back on our farm, which was totally dependent on our dairy herd, when I saw a pile of cow manure I needed to shovel out...)
Riley Quinn 4 months ago
I live in the historical city of Boston, so tourists come in droves. Fine. Stay at the fancy hotels. Eat in the fancy restaurants. Don't care. Just move your @sses on the sidewalk. Don't stop suddenly to point something out. Residents with daily lives need to get to their destinations without being stuck behind the equivalent of a herd of cows meandering along.
Nikole 4 months ago
Same thing in Chicago. And like five of them will walk (slowly) shoulder to shoulder.
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William Wood 3 months ago
A co-worker who has to move out of his rental for 2 weeks because the owner rented it to tourists during a big annual event held here every year.
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Riley Quinn 4 months ago
Phone call? I don't answer stinking phone calls. If it's important, leave a message, and I'll get back to you. Maybe.
Remi (He/Him) 4 months ago
You don't have parents and aunts and uncles in the over 70 group, I assume.
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Apatheist Account2 4 months ago
For the kids - that's what the original cell phones looked like.
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Anthony Elmore 4 months ago
Either that or Clippy's bedroom eyes. Either way, I approve.
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Novlette Williams 4 months ago
I don't mean to be Blunt.....but your security is sleeping on the job.
Memes are relatable because they reflect everyday life, like when your Wi-Fi lags during a meeting, or you mishear lyrics and keep singing them wrong. That moment you pretend to work when your boss walks by? Yep, there’s a meme for that. They wrap common experiences in humor, making you feel a little less alone in your awkward moments.
#10
childish gambling addiction 4 months ago
everyone needs rainbow trout nails. all 8000000000 of us
#11
LookASquirrel 4 months ago
So happy they started stamping the inside of the shirts instead. Although now my husband always puts his plain tshirts on backwards😂
Epona 4 months ago
I recently bought two tank tops and was very pleasantly surprsed to discover that the tag was sewn on with a separate line of stitches than the serged line of stitches along each side of the tanks. I easily removed the tag and there are no itchy bits on it. I wish all clothing companies did that with their shirts! And I wish they didn't ever add the clear plastic seam reinforcement onto the shoulder straps! Those are awful and unnecessary.
Lisa Tetlow 4 months ago
Love the ones that are printed inside the clothes instead of on a tag!!!
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Anthony Elmore 4 months ago
If we're to believe the rumors. Shrek WAS a white dude. Specifically, Maurice Tillet, a professional wrestler "The French Angel" download-6...3b7a88.jpg 
marianne eliza 4 months ago
Have to wonder if all the bullying he got as a child for those ears, warped and corrupted his mind. It had to be pretty bad cuz we all know kids can be cruel.
Riley Quinn 4 months ago
That haircut certainly isn't helping. Big ears emphasized by shaved sides.
childish gambling addiction 4 months ago
“Dobby never meant to k**l. Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure.”
Believe it or not, memes now mean money. Brands have realized that people love content that feels authentic and funny. Instead of old-school ads, companies are turning to memes that speak the same language as their audience. A funny meme with a product slipped in just right? That’s marketing gold and it works.
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In fact, meme marketing is booming. Research shows 67% of people aged 18 to 34 actually prefer meme-based content from brands. Companies know that a well-timed, funny post can build massive engagement. From toothpaste to tech gadgets, everyone’s riding the meme wave. It’s advertising, but it doesn’t feel like advertising, and that’s the secret sauce.
#16
Bur* 4 months ago
Gender doesn't matter. If I see a zombie vampire dating a live human young person....I'm getting the ick.
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Lotekguy 4 months ago
Probably not. They'd send him one that's only about three feet tall.
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Riley Quinn 4 months ago
Wow! I know some serious strides have been made in the s*x toy industry, but this doll almost looks real.
Bleau 4 months ago
They're called Real Dolls been around for decades literally 1k's. I can only imagine the newer versions
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Shelley DuVal 4 months ago
I actually thought this was a blow up doll that the dressed up in his sisters/mothers clothes.
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Charlotte 4 months ago
I ate his burritos with some queso and a Corona with lime.
Load More Replies... Luke Branwen 4 months ago
I wonder if he goes to castings like "Okay, I'll play a background gangster, but under one circumstance..."
Annabelle 4 months ago
Wasn't this the guy in Bruce Almighty that had a monkey come out of his butt?
Corbmi 4 months ago
Apparently they're still good friends. Butt Monkey calls him Dad though, not Hector.
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Memes have even shaken up the stock market! Remember the GameStop saga? It all started with a meme-fueled frenzy on Reddit, where users rallied behind the stock. The result? A massive surge in prices that no one saw coming. Who would’ve thought memes could turn the financial world upside down?
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Remi (He/Him) 4 months ago
Bought some noodles with the same problem and the plastic smell on them was gag inducing
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childish gambling addiction 4 months ago
the product never expires, you just expire if you eat it if it’s old enough
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Nosirrow 4 months ago
I watched Crossing Jordan with the Polish dubbing. Two guys went to a fancy restaurant, an Indian asked the waiter, 'You don't like my leather?' Leather and skin are one word in Polish. So it sounded like the dark skinned guy accused the waiter of racism. So awkward I had to learn enough English to avoid the Polish dubbing.
And then there’s Dogecoin, the joke that turned into a million-dollar reality. What started as a meme coin shot up in value overnight, all thanks to internet hype and a few celebrity tweets. It’s a perfect example of how meme culture can influence real-life markets. In a way, memes now have buying power. Literal buying power.
#22
Nosirrow 4 months ago
There are things you can't let go. My alcoholic father had a surgery, a week later his own sister and her husband took father to a store to buy beer. The uncle carried the beer upstairs bc father couldn't lift heavy things. Several bottles of beer for an alcoholic a week after surgery. I can't freaking let it go, it's so freaking stupid and criminal.
My O My 4 months ago
Was it advised from the doctor? It's really dangerous for alcohol addicts to quit cold turkey
Load More Replies... Pyla 4 months ago
I think it's funny when you look at Medieval and Renaissance imagery like this, they don't show clean skeletons, they show bodies in various degrees of decomposition. Makes me wonder what it really smelled like back then.
G A 4 months ago
They are Revenants. The unholy dead. The medieval equivalent of zombies.
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Amy 4 months ago
Not having pockets teaches us ladies how to carry a wild amount of things. (I however would have spilled these, she’s doing far better than me!)
Pyla 4 months ago
Male or female, no one was every carrying a pint of lager in their pocket.
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#24
A completely normal chair. 4 months ago
it's quite simple. If shipping in 4.99 then I have spent 4.99 on nothing. However if I buy something that is 4.99 then at least I actually got something. I'm not good at creating sentences send help.
DaisyBee 4 months ago
EXACTLY! Like if it’s gonna cost me for shipping, I’d rather spend money on something else to get free shipping. At least I have something to show for it then!
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 4 months ago
As my father once told my mother, "Sometimes you can't afford to save that much, dear."
According to Instagram, meme sharing has doubled in just a few years. Back in 2018, users shared around 500,000 memes daily. By 2021, that number soared to over a million per day! That’s a whole lot of memes being sent, tagged, and screenshotted. Clearly, we’re not just scrolling anymore; we’re memeing our way through life.
#25
Inigo Montoya 4 months ago
Looks like somebody has a bad case of the Mondays
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Sportsgal 4 months ago
Not if they put on a BUNCH of sunscreen...woosh!!🤣🤣
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Marlene Ricker 4 months ago
I don't think I would want to go down those slides! Would probably break a leg or two!
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KnightOwl86 4 months ago
My brother's best friends literally spent more time at our house than my bro did in our teens. We'd come home and find them hanging out alone and ask where bro was and they'd just shrug. One literally lived with us for 6 months and our parents didn't even notice! (They had 8 kids)
Child of the Stars 4 months ago
When I was in 8th grade, I spent so much time at my best friend's house, her mom started adding me to the weekend chore list.
Memes have taken over timelines and trends, but at the heart of it, they do something really simple. They make us smile. Whether it’s a post about coffee addiction or surviving Monday, they give us a break from the chaos. Which one of these made you laugh the most? Go ahead and share it with a friend who needs to giggle today.
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#29
Saltypepper 4 months ago (edited)
𝑂𝐻 𝑁𝑂𝑂𝑂𝑂𝑂𝑂𝑂 ,𝑁𝑂𝑃𝑊𝐸 ,𝑁𝑂𝑃𝐸 ,𝐻𝐸𝐿𝐿 𝑁𝑂.... 𝑖𝑖 𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑡 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑛 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑖𝑛 𝑏𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑤𝑒𝑟 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒.
#30
Freddy M. (He/Him) 4 months ago
Or just matter the art of dissociating during loading screens like me, then they pass by in a jiffy
Eugenia 🇮🇹🤌 4 months ago
When I was 20, back in the 80s, games loaded on my ZX Spectrum Sinclair from a tape cassette. It took even about 40 minutes to load a "heavy" game. When you turned the computer off, you had to load the game again
Tim Gearing 4 months ago
Dial-up modems..watching the % crawl up to 99 and nervously waiting for 100😅
Remi (He/Him) 4 months ago
Talking nice and encouraging my 486 with enough memory if you treated her to defrag worked way better
#31
The Darkest Timeline 4 months ago
“It’s drinking AND driving and I ain’t do that so, no problem, right?”
Crystalwitch60 4 months ago
Whilst I loath drunk drivers ,this has a point lol 🤷♀️
Load More Replies... Dread Pirate Roberts 4 months ago
Ah, Florida lol the place with the most unique human wildlife 😆
George Costanza 4 months ago
My father always used to joke "I never drink and drive. I drink, THEN I drive". Totally different.
Tom Brincefield 4 months ago
The first word in the headline might be a clue.
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Crystalwitch60 4 months ago
That poor little kid , looks sodding terrified ffs ,that’s gonna mean nightmares about dinos for decades isn’t it pfft
Riley Quinn 4 months ago
I call BS. I think the parents did this for social media. If I'm right, it proves her parents are @ssholes.
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skittleitup 4 months ago
omg my nana always did this and blame me my brother or my mother lol. she had that silent but deadly style and omg. she would literally let it out and go ewww skittleitup that fart stinks but only when someone was around
#35
Lil be lil 4 months ago
She's mad as hell after paying for those tickets to see the Phantom of the Opera.
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Agree to Disagree 4 months ago
I think they're like the Facebook shorts, like 30 second videos, on Instagram they're called reels maybe?
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Amanda Sanchez 4 months ago
The stall door swings open if you don’t pull the martial arts move. And people rarely knock
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Amy 4 months ago
But then you’re usually dumping the person who told you in it!
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Vanessa Panerosa 4 months ago
Do what my bestie did freshman year of college when Ashley started waving erratically and almost darted in to Michigan avenue traffic to cross the street to us: “✋ OH NO. You stay *right* there. 👉.” Been more than 20 years and still cracks me up every time.
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Tobias Reaper 4 months ago (edited)
if you spell wrong correct its still wrong if you spell it incorrectly its also wrong
Riley Quinn 4 months ago
Thank you Xavier for distracting me from the sexist idiot who posted this for a moment. Lots of young men end up with disgusting beer guts by middle age, and none of them had to deal with pregnancy weight gain.
#41
Anonymouse 4 months ago
When you pay for next day delivery, then find out that was from the factory in china to the shipping container that then takes 90 days to get to you... ouch!
Crystalwitch60 4 months ago
I’ve seen ones like that on eBay in uk , reason price shipped from USA !! shipping f king stupid. Price like nah I’m good ty muchly
Cybele Spanjaard 4 months ago
I still often get next-day orders delivered from Amazon when I click no to everything other than the items. Ploys to get more sales is easy for the sellers
#42
Remi (He/Him) 4 months ago
Ok, I might be a bit asexual, but where are these people who enjoy sucking and licking on dîcks and clîts? Don't get me wrong, it's not bad either, and causing someone an orgâsm is fun, but desire for it? Not getting the point
Cybele Spanjaard 4 months ago
One reason I don't use Snapchat chat I would rather not know some of my adult grandchildren's hijinks ....
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Hailey Himalaylee 4 months ago (edited)
Well THAT escalated quickly Edit: thanks for all the upvotes!
Riley Quinn 4 months ago
Hey BP, you let your censor bots delete the silliest words, but you have absolutely no compunction about racial stereotypes. Should've used a young white man for this instead of feeding the racists.
LookASquirrel 4 months ago
I guess this would be funny if a Black person posted it and used their own face or something. But this stock photo makes it feel off.
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The Darkest Timeline 4 months ago (edited)
“My ignorance is just as good as your facts.” Anti-intellectualism is killing us.
Inigo Montoya 4 months ago
True fact: Climate change ceases to exist if you censor the words and ban the science! 👍
Freddy M. (He/Him) 4 months ago
There's a screenshot of this with a bunch of comments under it saying it's correct, which lends itself even more to the meme
Jerome Lenovo 4 months ago
"" this is brilliantly correct, the best, i personally know him, great guy "" ____ Donald T.
Riley Quinn 4 months ago
Nah. I don't even respect my own opinions bc they're merely opinions. Give me facts and scientific evidence.
#46
Crystalwitch60 4 months ago
Of course not lol n the tractors being repaired so gotta get inventive don’t ya lol
Load More Replies... Bill Swallow 4 months ago
Two-gang disk harrow. Used to break up clumps of dirt after plowing to get the field ready for planting. We had disk harrows, spring-tooth harrows, and spike harrows. Might go over a field more than once with different harrows if it seemed necessary. If the field isn't drastically muddy and is reasonably flat, no reason this shouldn't work. Bit of jackleg engineering to connect the harrow to a trailer hitch, but probably no big deal. (And the SUV will have A/C, music, and more comfortable seats. Purchase price of the SUV is *guaranteed* to be far less than a decent modern tractor, as well.)
iluvanimals 4 months ago
One of the great things of social media is someone randomly coming in with some interesting knowledge they personally know. Thanks for the info Bill!
Load More Replies... Crystalwitch60 4 months ago
Excuse me , where on the agreement did it say I CANT use the car I’ve hired to do this with 🤷♀️ it don’t soooooo 😂
Bleau 4 months ago
Exactly. You no it's in the contract now. An what are they watching everyone's GPS? WTH
Load More Replies... Helen Rohrlach 4 months ago
Someone is going to read all the terms and conditions on a car rental agreement in the future and ask, why the hell is there a clause about not towing agricultural equipment?
Sandy Kavanaugh 4 months ago
Could never work. No hydraulics to lower the harrowing disc, or lift it for turns.
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Verena 4 months ago
Luckily I am old enough to have experienced so many hypes, including joining some when younger, that this is of no interest to me anymore. Hypes go away by themselves and in most cases are nit worth the money. However, when young it is difficult to not join.
Crystalwitch60 4 months ago
Me to , and see the return of some of em lol like the trolls n the gonks used to love gonks 😂 now 60 n them are making a comeback again
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Crystalwitch60 4 months ago
Is that what they meant to be ? I’ve heard of labubis n my daughter who’s 24 has two now 🤦♀️but I’ve no idea what they meant to actually be 🤷♀️
Load More Replies... Stephanie Fay 4 months ago
I just discovered this trend thanks to Jaime French on YouTube. I don't however know what the chocolate part is. Of which I am fine with.
William Wood 3 months ago
The only reason I'm aware of these things is because of all the fakes and stolen shipments that make the news.
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Adam Bartlett 4 months ago
But they wouldn't have been making them 6 months ago so, yes, it wouldn't have made sense.
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keyboardtek 4 months ago
Blue shorts guy was just a split second from getting punched where it hurts.
Riley Quinn 4 months ago
I use the failsafe method of not inviting people into my flat. Works every time.
Cybele Spanjaard 4 months ago
Strip the sheets off the bed if they stayed over and speak out about your plans for the day and stand by the open door...daily visits, or those landline phone calls from the forlorn freinds who calls you twenty or more times a day to bemoan on and on saying the same things about their BF slept with the woman next door..in the olden days one had to not answer or leave the phone off the hook then, now you only have to look at ID calling ha! If stuck, talk randomly, interrupt them all the time and make myself annoying..
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Verena 4 months ago
Extroverts have their unnerving habits, too, but that does not stop us liking them. Once you are an experienced extrovert having adopted an introvert, you'll get handy in which invitations will be successful. Hint: Provide other people the introvert knows, and a friendly pet.
Lee Banks 4 months ago
I was invited to a dear friend's birthday party recently, but was not feeling the pants or people vibe. Asked my dude to alone and give my regards. "Lee. Come on. They just got a new kitten." Pants it is!
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The Majestic Opossum 4 months ago
And yet it takes you zero extra effort to just invite them anyways and still make them feel like a valued human being. Stop being a t**t.
Miss Tinker 3 months ago
I totally get this. I don’t enjoy parties or large gatherings but I always appreciate an invitation because it feels like I am valued & still a member of the team.
Load More Replies... Beak Hookage 4 months ago
Does anyone know where that skeleton is from? It looks really familiar but I can't quite put my finger on it.
Anthony Elmore 4 months ago
https://www.deviantart.com/mickforce/art/Angry-Skeleton-388671 Supposedly? However, seems like it got turned into something of a lesser meme template. I say that because the only other results with it are meme generators.
Load More Replies... Crystalwitch60 4 months ago
I have got it down pat lol I made it so I just dint get invited end off !! being housebound in the sticks as an introvert,has its perks lol
LookASquirrel 4 months ago
You picked up a downvoter somewhere! I hate those. here's an upvote, you're back to zero.
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Riley Quinn 4 months ago
But,,, now hear me out, could this Cybertruck withstand an IED explosion with limited damage?
Load More Replies... Crystalwitch60 4 months ago
That’s actually not bad lol and actually looks useful , unlike the wanna be transformer style c**p musky has glued together 😂
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Artsy Bookworm 3 months ago
This comment makes the post 1000 times better
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 4 months ago
Please don't insult the easy to read censor marks. Things are ridiculous enough on this prudish site. Their bots treat us as if it's the Victorian ages and we'll faint with the vapors if we see a dirty word.
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Riley Quinn 4 months ago
I stood on ladders for work, and this image is making me ache.
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Anthony Elmore 4 months ago
*Several* It's always several small wax paper cups of water.
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The Darkest Timeline 4 months ago (edited)
Definitely me. I’m bald and the sweat just pours down my head if it’s over 70F
Riley Quinn 4 months ago
Adopt Steve Van Zandt's look. On really hot days, wet it first for a refreshing sensation.
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Gingersnap In Iowa 4 months ago
One of my best friends will call me and I answer the phone laughing bc that's what we do! 😂
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George Costanza 4 months ago
That universe where men are wondering what women are thinking doesn't exist.
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Nosirrow 4 months ago
I got a new phone and the charger wasn't included. Only the cable, with a note saying to just charge it by sticking it into a laptop. So I use the old charger. Really bizarre.
George Costanza 4 months ago
At almost 20 years into the smartphone era we all have chargers by now. All over our houses. It's less wasteful to not include a new one with every phone. I still use some I got with my iPhone 4 that work totally fine.
Load More Replies... Boris Long-Johnson 4 months ago
Everything on the left stayed in the box “for resale” - I’ve already got decent chargers, headphones and cables. Just waste.
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Chihuahua Mama 4 months ago
Now now, let's not say such mean things about his ears... he can hear us, you know
Ontario Canada 4 months ago
Ear pinning is a simple procedure. There is no need for ears like this
Riley Quinn 4 months ago
So close RTX. The alternative: he can watch satellite TV without the dish.
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Bill Swallow 4 months ago (edited)
At that stage, they develop radar. (But *why* the hamburger tie tack?)
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Beak Hookage 4 months ago
Once when I was going into a small local shopping centre where there was a homeless guy outside I told him "hey, I don't have any cash but can I buy you something?" He said yes, he'd like a meat pie from the bakery. So I went in and bought him a pie.
Cuppa tea? 4 months ago
That happens to me regularly - on my way to local shop is a bench where local drunkards gather. They aske me for money, to which I always reply I don't have any cash. When seeing me walking out with groceries later, they go - but you said you have no money. No, I said I don't have cash and before you ask I paid by card.
Nosirrow 4 months ago
One of the biggest tests was a female beggar asking me to buy her eggs. Eggs! The audacity! Plus, she said it in a whiny voice, like my horrible mother and I felt such rage. But I managed to say I can't afford it.
Ontario Canada 4 months ago
Mine was the guy who said I need to just give him all my change . This is Canada where we have 1 and 2 dollar coins. I offered him 3 bucks. He had the gal to say just give me all of change I pulled out of my pocket. Which amounted to over 15 in 1 and 2 dollar coins. He got nothing.
Load More Replies... Crystalwitch60 4 months ago
Well could be that lovely person n buy said homeless guy a meal !! there by the grace of god go all of us !!
Miki 4 months ago (edited)
This works maybe 1/10 times. They don't want food. At least in my country.
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Yrral Spavit 4 months ago
Good of you to bring the 10' pole you aren't going to touch what ever the issue is with.
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Boris Long-Johnson 4 months ago
I remember my parents had a black and white tv when I was growing up with a twist dial to tune - no presets!
Manic Mama 4 months ago
TV didn't come to our remote Australian town until I was about 4. B&W only, one channel only. Tv finished at about 10.30pm every night.
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Otto Katz 4 months ago
I am this old.. Actually, older, but this is the tv of my childhood. Screenshot...4f-png.jpg 
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The Darkest Timeline 4 months ago
Appears to be a size queen but “minuscule” lasted the longest and got a very respectable 7/10 so you’ve got a fighting chance
Gingersnap In Iowa 4 months ago
I have also dated a Kevin S. He's really just 1/10 in my opinion.
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Paula Smith 4 months ago
Why, was he a bad guy? I don’t know much about him.
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George Costanza 4 months ago
No respectable human being actually thinks grills look good.
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Yrral Spavit 4 months ago
He should talk to the other two further up the list.
Load More Replies... Billo66 4 months ago
Seriously dude. Where tf did they go? Did you actually edit your ears away?
TheElementalGod️️ (He/him) 3 months ago
The other dudes on the list stole them.
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James D 4 months ago
Given some of the other tats and scars I assuming they have been through some journey so maybe not take the p**s
Becky Samuel 4 months ago
Does going through stuff give you terrible taste in tattoos now?
Load More Replies... George Costanza 4 months ago
Regardless of their transition/etc, the arrangement of these letters borders on nonsensical/moronic.
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Auntriarch 4 months ago
Now I want to find a bald person and squeeze their head. I won't, don't worry.
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Phil 4 months ago (edited)
For those who don't know, this is from the infamous 'Poop Cruise'. In 2013 a cruise ship had an engine-room fire and lost primary power. Back up power did come on, but didn't run the toilet pumps or the HVAC. And yes, one of the things that the back up did power was the slot machines. Because of raw sewage spilling into their cabins, and the intense heat, passengers dragged their bedding out in the ship's public spaces to sleep.
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Liam Valley 4 months ago
This is based off of a different one with a missing child and saying I miss you mommy
Auntriarch 4 months ago
We had one of those in my county. The bïtch only got five months for it.
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The Darkest Timeline 4 months ago
You know, lots of people are icked out by a foot fetïsh; but there are lot of people obsessed with buttholes and nobody bats an eye. I mean, you do you but we are talking about the orifice through which excrement comes out, yes?
Michael Largey 4 months ago
The p***s is the organ that urine comes out of, but women have come to terms with that.
Load More Replies... Der Kommissar 4 months ago
also known as a chocolate starfish, according to famed poet Fred Durst
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Crystalwitch60 4 months ago
Are they sure ,they don’t mean like D e a d bodies lol n they about to date a serial k I l l e r lmao
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Al Fun 4 months ago
Its not just programmers who have to know the difference between While und Until, either say “Enjoy While Laughing Is Still Free” or “Enjoy Until Laughing Costs Money”.
snifflymango04 4 months ago (edited)
I, too, was irrrationally bothered by the title!
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Al Fun 4 months ago
Its not just programmers who have to know the difference between While und Until, either say “Enjoy While Laughing Is Still Free” or “Enjoy Until Laughing Costs Money”.
snifflymango04 4 months ago (edited)
I, too, was irrrationally bothered by the title!
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