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“You are the moose in the clearing and the moosehead on the wall. You are the rapids, the propeller, the kerosene lamp. You are the dust that coats the roadside berries. But not only that. You are the two boys with pails walking along that road, and one of them, the taller one minus the straw hat, is me.”
Billy Collins dedicated these lines to the one and only Canada. A land filled with myth, politeness, and rivers of maple syrup cascading down into the mouths of various travelers and locals alike. One Facebook group, named Meanwhile in Canada, shares the witty, the silly, and the outright hilarious memes that define the country.
Dear Pandarandas, please feel free to fill yer boots with this wondrous collection of funny-haha pictures, upvote your favorites, and leave some comments, because why not, eh? And if you’re craving more, here’s another article, and since we’re feeling generous, another here.
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Paul Macdonell 3 years ago
The almost complete absence of gated communities in Canada speaks for its self.
LizzieBoredom 3 years ago
When you're a kid and your situation gets tense you say "I want to live with Dad". As an adult you say "I want to live with Canada".
I’ve got a confession to make, dear reader. I’ve never been to Canada myself. Unbelievable, I know! All the wondrous things that I am missing out on truly burden my soul with craving and desire. Especially if it’s maple syrup flavored. On pancakes. With a fire crackling in the background, its warmth hitting my back…
Enough daydreaming, let’s have a little wander into what people love most about Canada. Catherine Atton, who compiled a list of 11 things Canadians adore about their homeland, presents them to be the incredible landscapes, the wildlife, the craft breweries, the friendliness of the people, hockey, and the food.
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Hannah Hudson-Lee 3 years ago
In the UK we have a bird of prey called a "Hobby". Unfortunately, they would be too small to carry that hobby-horse.
Cassi Lyris 3 years ago
I dunno, possession is 9/10 of the law. Looks like the owl's stick horse to me...
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
She doesn't have space in the coat for a horse. She's already got three owls and a kitten in there.
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Marco Richter 3 years ago
what a nice eagle owl. We have some living on the Ohlsdorf graveyard here and sometimes at dusk you can spot them flying of hear their call. They are really BIG!
Justine Nicole 2 years ago
Turns out UFO pics are just owls flying around with garbage can lids captured from below
Bad Alchemy 2 years ago
This is without a doubt one of the most unexpected and entertaining things I have ever seen.
#3
3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago
YES. No idea what a mile is but I’m 5’9”. It’s currently -12C outside but I cooked my lasagna at 375F earlier. The word “color,” looks weird without the “u,” like it’s missing a certain je ne sais quoi 😉
Juliette Deroulede 2 years ago
Ha. I'm pure American and speak like one, but because of my obsessive reading of old English novels, I often spell like a Brit and, having taken French for four years, I, too, randomly throw in French words...
Kat Hoth 3 years ago
Actually, we spell like the French for a lot of things. Americans call serviettes napkins.
BluEyedSeoulite 3 years ago
If you're very cheap or poor, it's just called toilet paper
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Linda Artley 2 years ago
When my husband got a job in Niagara Falls, Ont. he went there ahead of me to work there. On moving day, I crossed the Peace Bridge in our Corvette and checked in as a resident. While driving up the QEW I phoned him to tell him it was so cool to have that long stretch of road where I could drive 110 (km) I think he spit his coffee when he heard me say that and quickly corrected me. :)
Who could forget about poutine? Thick-cut french fries, homemade gravy and melted cheese combined into a mouthwatering treat that fills one up with happiness and salt. The secret of this dish is in the use of real cheese curds.
If you can’t get cheese curds, the closest possible substitution would be torn chunks of a full-fat block of mozzarella cheese. Seasons & Suppers have a lovely little recipe for this food of the gods if you’d like to try it yourself. Trust me—it’s worth it!
One taste of poutine and you’ll be packing your bags, buying one-way tickets, and planning your life in Canada. But hold on there, speedy! Each country has its own positives and negatives that need to be considered before one decides to uproot their life and take up a new culture.
#4
In other countries, they have an elf on a shelf. In Canada, we have:
SCP 4666 3 years ago (edited)
If the plural of goose is geese shouldn't the plural of moose be meese?
Thomas Bentley 3 years ago
i hate you with all the passion of an english invigilator.
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3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago
Canada goose on a moose. The most dangerous, bloodthirsty creature to ever exist.
Luna Crow 2 years ago
Yes, these are two of the meanest animals in the north .. they're teaming up now?!
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BeepBeepBoopBoop 2 years ago
APPARENTLY! BUT HEY IT DID SNOW LIKE AN INCH WHERE I LIVE LIKE TWO YEARS AGO AND BEFORE THAT LIKE TWO INCHES FIVE YEARS AGO
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BOTW PANDA 2 years ago
I'm being snowed innnnnnnnn-------- *voice dies away then abruptly stops*
#6
Michael Largey 3 years ago
We Americans do know what C is. It's part of that Einstein guy's e = mc-squared thingee.
Calum Cameron 2 years ago
This comment truly made me laugh! Thanks Michael . . . . .
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Keri Covington 2 years ago
I think we should all be on the same system and it's we Americans who need to convert, not the whole rest of the world.
Yeah, okay. 2 years ago
That's good, because the only other country not using metric is Burma and Liberia.
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Philly Bob 2 years ago
Americans: 45?? That's late winter / early spring... The rest of the world: 45 C.. Americans: Huh? Rest of the world: 113 F! Americans: Oh F**k!!!
Charlie Clissitt, who researches countries and cities around the world, compiled a list of things to know about Canada as a whole. This is the second time I’ve mentioned a list within a list… I’m getting Inception vibes, but I need to stop myself from getting distracted and give you some of this information you’re curious about, eh?
The country is the second largest in the world. Charlie explained that it would take you over four years to walk its coastline. To make everything a bit more manageable, Canada is divided into thirteen parts (ten ‘provinces’ and three ‘territories’). However, many cities are world-class, scoring top marks in healthcare, education, environment, infrastructure, and stability.
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R Adams 2 years ago
It's Snoopy, a cartoon dog, he often lay on top of his doghouse.
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Bored Potato 2 years ago
My former math teacher passed recently and he was an extremely big fan of Snoopy. I don't know whether to smile or cry or both...
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Let’s Be Kind 2 years ago
“Pardon me, so sorry, excuse me, pardon me, so sorry, excuse me, so sorry….”
D. Pitbull 2 years ago
Oh pish posh. If we were REALLY trying, we'd just employ the beavers. Be real.
Lisa Pockat Bork 2 years ago
The beaver pulling a small tree doesn't surprise me... it's the fact that he's crossing a highway or street with it does
#9
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.
They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement. He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
Hotdogking 3 years ago
And that guywho wished to live until they won will be paying them an angry visit
Luke Wensley 2 years ago
Not that anyone asked but the leafs are a hockey team. Obviously not a good one, though for some reason I get a feeling that half of Canada disagrees with that statement.
Jen 2 years ago
Yes, at least half of Canada would disagree with that statement! They just haven't won playoffs in a Very long time...
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Aaron Proctor 2 years ago
I... Can actually see this being a South Park skit for Terrance and Phillip...
JL 2 years ago
How did Canadians end up there in the first place? I think this joke has a hole in the set up.
Canada is also very multicultural, with more than 20% of Canadians having been born in another country. Quite frankly, there’s enough space for all to go around. It also has two official languages, which are English and French.
However, there’s also the good ole Canadian slang. If someone goes to the “biffy” then they’re off to the toilet. A $1 coin is a “loonie” and a $2 coin is a “toonie.” There’s more, but I particularly like these.
#10
arcane_gamer (they/them) 3 years ago
a very anxiety thing too: "yeah, haha! oh, sorry, am I boring you? sorry!" "i say sorry too much? i'm so sorry!" "sorry, can you please move over? sorry!"
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Arthur Waite 3 years ago
For a leetle time there, we were known for saying 'Thank You' to ATMs as we took out cash.
River wolf 2 years ago
Me. In America. Except get rid if the swear jar and double the sorry jar.
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Theo Lee 2 years ago
I think thats the wrong blow you are talking about 😏
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BeepBeepBoopBoop 2 years ago
man I wish we had more tree color changes where I live. I drove to my doctor's and saw two red trees tho! It made me really excited because of how rare they are down here
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Ozymandias73 2 years ago
Oooohhh, the falls in Michigan are quite beautiful as well. Just a hop and a skip away from Canada in some parts.
But of course, there are two sides to any coin. It gets freezing cold. Apart from the country’s west coast in British Columbia, the average temperature never exceeds zero in wintertime. Vast parts of the country can dip as low as -30°C (-22°F) or -40°C (-40°F). Also, beware the bears. There are three kinds to worry about, from least to most scary: black bears, grizzly bears and polar bears.
Moving2Canada adds a few other things to consider. Tipping is mandatory for service staff (the standard tip is 15% of the total bill), it takes a long time to secure a job, rent and transport are expensive, it is illegal to smoke in public places, and your driving license may be invalid depending on the province or territory you decided to move to. Fun stuff.
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Icecream Sarang 2 years ago
As a Texan, I have to ask if this actually happens? They’re 365 here.
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Thomas Bentley 3 years ago
if the meg was filmed in canada, it would start out like this, than an orca would eat it.
Lunar Lunox 2 years ago
I remember Bruce the moose from a segment of Yo Gabba Gabba, I feel so old TvT
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But we’re here to enjoy the funny side of things. So please, dear reader, forget about your worries in life, forget about your life in general, and enjoy the present moment being surrounded by a whole bunch of funny memes. Take a breath, let it out, and continue scrolling through, upvoting your favorites.
I look forward to seeing you all in the next one, and g’day!
#16
BoredPandaSucks 3 years ago (edited)
I'm not sure everyone agrees to this rule. Perhaps we should take a tad poll.
Emma Kilcup 2 years ago
What if I'm a toad but I identify as a frog? Do they respect me or do they still call me a toad?
#17
3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago
”I was up in Canada watching a fight and a hockey game broke out”
ace lesbian demigirl(she/they) 3 years ago (edited)
Reason No 15000 why I should move to Canada I'm when older. (another option is somewhere in the UK)
Asexual? More like SLAYSEXUAL 2 years ago
As a fellow ace lesbian, we should work together to stop the “lesbian sex drive” myth that you can’t be lesbian if you’re ace because lesbians love sex.
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ShutUpAboutYourDiet 2 years ago (edited)
Settler Canadian government: *perpetrates cultural and arguably physical genocide against Indigenous communities* The rest of the world: awe Canada is so nice 😍🍁
R1MV4Superleggera 2 years ago
No wonder why they're the BEST at hockey! And this coming from a pale Brit! 😊
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GMc 3 years ago
We're not overly religious here in Canada but there is a line from a book, who's name I've forgotten, that starts with "Do unto others ..." Hope it catches on someday.
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Kookamunga 3 years ago
That's why I love the USA - I've lit fires in every apartment hallway I encounter, while drunk and covered with lice.
Jp@nda 3 years ago
I like to light my apt fires WITH flaming bags of dog poo
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Trophy Husband 2 years ago
All of those apply to the US too. Now I'm curious where it's legal to start a fire in the hallway of an apartment building...
Lianna Bolt 3 years ago
Actually, in some areas of Canada, you are no longer legally allowed to send children home from school if they have lice. Which I definitely don’t agree with.
Yeah, okay. 2 years ago
Oh my word. We had a family in elementary school who kept sending their kids with lice to the school and infesting the population. They would get sent home, treated, come back, then 4 weeks later all over again. The health clinic eventually sent nurses to the home to help them understand how to clean their couches, pillowcases, etc. before it stopped.
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Dan Holden 2 years ago
If the last few years have taught me anything, it's that there is a disturbingly large number of Canadians who seem to think that their personal freedom should trump public health.
Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago
Keep voting this up. There are quite a lot of people in the back rows who can't see it. 😶
#19
Unconsciousgiraffe 2 years ago
Your far too kind! That's the only reason I came to the comments. 'Murica
Load More Replies... Blackheart 2 years ago
Meanwhile, Southeastern US has literal clouds of gnats and mosquitoes in the summer.
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Carolyn Risling 2 years ago
. . ..and we ALL give thanks that we are not you . . . . . . . .lol
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Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
As an American citizen, I can confidently say that a day like this is deserved.
Fa M 2 years ago
Canadians talk c**p about Americans behind their backs while pretending to be so nice in front of Americans.
Ally Joy 2 years ago
Part 2: Canadian can talk s**t about us because it's true.
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Cassi Lyris 2 years ago
Gotta agree. Managed to save 4 doggos on my block this week. One had a microchip and I took her home to her mommo myself. Two more appear to be a bonded pair of terriers. We're taking fliers around to every trailer park in the area, because we're pretty sure they got away from an older person. And #4 is a hard case. A white bull weenie I've been trying to get off the road since July. Named her Ghost. Ghost turned out to be a couple weeks preggo. Sad I didn't manage to get her in before that, but I'm gonna help her deliver the pups. They should be due around Christmas. Sorry, I just love animals and wanted to share. Been a very big week. 🐕
Monosyllabic girl 2 years ago
Awwe thank you for rescuing those bsbes. And for sharing :)
Load More Replies... Teri Miller 2 years ago
What about cats? Mine smoke and drink to excess. They're good about not setting fires though, really proud of that.
MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock 3 years ago
This should be everywhere if convenient:) I always have trouble finding a hotel that allows dogs when I’m traveling with my Westie, Mint
keighterz 2 years ago
As someone who worked in hotels I find this amazing. It’s so true. And I’m the rare occasion we did have an issue with a dog at the hotel it was always due to the human leaving the dog alone for too long. Like I can forgive a dog for peeing on the floor or gnawing on some furniture.
SaneMinotaur (she/her) 2 years ago
But.... what if the dog has diarrhoea?? Probably still better than some guests, I grant you. My first bf shat on the bathroom floor of our hotel room as a 'joke', saying it would be funny to leave it for the cleaning staff. I was not amused. He started dating someone after we split, and I told her about the hotel incident. They weren't together very long.
keighterz 2 years ago
Wow i’m glad you dumped that piece of garbage. Most housekeepers are making minimum wage and work very long shifts with insane demands. I have cleaned up the nastiest things from humans. There’s some post I keep seeing randomly pop up on the internet from time to time of this “comedian” who leaves surprises for the housekeepers at all his hotels. It’s always something stupid that just makes a bigger job for the hotel staff (he dipped sheets in red food coloring once). People think it’s hilarious and I’m like wow, you all suck.
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Yeah, okay. 2 years ago
If you live in the rural areas, this game happens a lot more than I'd like. "Okay, the barb wire fence is still there, and the ditch has got to be about 6 feet to the road, so I'm sure I'm on gravel. I think. "
Load More Replies... BoredPandaSucks 3 years ago (edited)
Americans do this to, but at any time, but it's called "I'll park wherever the F@ck i want to because I don't want to walk an extra 30 feet."
Jp@nda 3 years ago
And then i have to say excuse me, this is my driveway you @sshat and we need to use it, lol
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️️Upvote faery️ 2 years ago
"am I in the driving lane? I cannot tell. Oh but I think I see tail lights ahead, I'll follow that person!" Knowing full well the person ahead is likely in the exact same predicament 😅😂😂
Michelle Brandt 3 years ago
I do that too but while driving on the highway in a snow storm..."Gee I hope this is a lane!"
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TheFox 2 years ago (edited)
Minnesota did this as well...to name a few, Betty Whiteout, Ctrl Salt Delete, Scoop Dogg, and Edward Blizzardhands
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Miss Frankfurter 3 years ago
Qunuk. Canuck. We’ve been referring to ourselves as snowflakes. Inuit people: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hobby Hopper 2 years ago
Now I really want to see a kid's show featuring these characters, narrated by George Carlin, of course.
#24
Rob Chapman 3 years ago (edited)
One does not need to be Canadian to experience an angry Canadian Goose. They migrate south....to California. And nest near popular coastal trails in the Bay Area. And, heaven help you if one of their babies decides to get curious and approach you....because you WILL be chased by an angry mother goose.
Kookamunga 3 years ago
South Jersey, we've got em everywhere. die-peasan...2eec55.jpg 
Animalsrgreat 2 years ago
They aren't “Canadian geese,” like a nationality, the actual name is ”Canada geese.” Very common mistake.
Shannon Hawks 3 years ago
they are taking over America. they are protected here and they know it
BOTW PANDA 2 years ago
When I was 3 I was feeding some geese and then one attacked me and bit me in the crotch and I still have the scars.
Emily V 2 years ago
Someone in my neighborhood decided it would be great to have not one, but TWO geese who sat in the middle of the road and would chase you down the street. We live in DELAWARE. We get a lot of geese anyways and they are all Canadian geese who are extremely angry for no reason we don't need two more who stay all year
#25
Cassi Lyris 2 years ago
Sent this to my hubby as a joke. He's now begging for one for next year. Told him no!..the cats would demolish it. Don't be silly.
Teresa Spanics 2 years ago
You mean that cats would eat the cannabis plant?! 😱
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Miss Frankfurter 3 years ago
We now have a shop in a teeny place called Jackson’s Point. A 3 minute drive down the road to Sutton, another one. And then about 15 minutes west of there, there is another one. Priorities.
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Olivier Caissy 3 years ago
Mostly golden brown in this case and you actually see the person doing the ‘stain’.
Load More Replies... Aaron Proctor 2 years ago (edited)
If I'm not mistaken, this was a thing started by indigenous people of the northern woodlands of America and Canada. They would tap into the trees in the very early spring to get to the freshly running sap going back to the branches, boil it down with water for hours on end, and they would drip some on the snow, if it hardened immediately it was done, and left some sweet treats for the kids.
Agnes Jekyll 3 years ago
heat the maple syrup---it has to achieve the right thickness (I don't know what that is, but someone else here will). Then you pour it on the snow--and it creates a kind of toffee--(I don't know how else to describe it). You roll it up on a stick and it's like a melting syrup, toffee, lollipop....anyway, it's just delicious.
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Kerry Schultz 2 years ago
Sugar on snow! We do that in New England too, esp. western mass and vermont
MockingbirdTheWolf 2 years ago
At first when you look at the top part without the hand It looks like unhealthy pee.
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Paul Macdonell 3 years ago
Overhead shot combined with a bright sun low in the horizon. Perfect shot.
Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago
There's an outline of one of those snow walking machines from Star wars in the snow.
Just a ray of f'ing sunshine 2 years ago
But what about their tracks? It's like they can't figure out which way to go for a minute there.
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Anh Aline Vuo 2 years ago
As a Habs (Montreal Canadiens) fan, I dig this... Although, the Habs aren't much to write home about, nowadays. 😞
#29
Maple Porkly 2 years ago (edited)
Pay over $2.50/L and drive the distance of London to Athens to get to work for minimum wage then we'll talk
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Thomas E S Thomas 2 years ago
Yeah. 134.9/L. Convert to US multiply 3.78 644.3/fl Gal. $6.44 per gallon Canadian or $4.74US.
Lauren S 2 years ago
That was so much more math than I could handle. Thank you. We’re finally under $4/gal US in Arizona pretty consistently now.
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Adam Kelsall 3 years ago
I'm curious as to what the price of gas is there, here in the UK it's hovering just under £2 per litre
GMc 2 years ago
Vancouver peaked about $2.40/L. About £1,44. However keep in mind the differences in distance. We're a lot more spread out. Popping out to the store may be a 30min drive (50km). And from mile zero to mile zero is about 8,000km; more than than London to Athens and back to London.
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Ione Decep 2 years ago
I once came across a rear window sticker that said, "Do you follow Jesus this closely?"
Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago
We're good at snark as well as polite. It's really fun when nobody gets it. 😎
RedMarbles 2 years ago
I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
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Bored Raven 2 years ago
See, this is the REAL Canadian. We aren’t polite. We are just really good at passive aggressive.
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crazy_stupid 3 years ago
*In a David Attenborough voice* And here we have the lesser spotted Canadian shoveler, searching relentlessly, and in vain, for food.
arcane_gamer (they/them) 3 years ago
*in a David Attenborough voice* Typically, they thrive on "timbits", a curious, sweet food that can only be found at areas classified as "Tim Horton's". However, they are unable to find a "Tim Horton's" under all of the snow.
Load More Replies... Lauren S 2 years ago
So question to Canadians or others with crazy snow. Do you get snow days a lot? Do you not have to go into work or go to school if it snows badly? Or are you guys so used to ridiculous amounts of snow that you’re still expected to show up?
Tiina Kajanne 2 years ago
I live in Finland (north europe) and no, no snow days. We just go on and play the games "find the road/lane". And in suburban/city areas also avoid driving over pedestrians that use the side of the road as sidewalk because the sidewalks haven't been plowed/ has huge snowpiles on them
Load More Replies... ️️Upvote faery️ 2 years ago
I just moved away from this to another place in Canada that does not receive dumpings of snow like this 🙂
Brandie Litchfield 2 years ago
I'm from Vermont, this is an average February snowstorm.... I think our ancestors should have migrated, who thinks this is ok??
#32
Cassi Lyris 2 years ago
And honking at the first stop sign! And a text at the first and second gas fillup. Then you let them know you made it home safely.
Keri Covington 2 years ago
My family of Native Americans do this. Maybe we learned it from our neighbors?
#33
TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲 2 years ago
Nope, Canadian mosquitoes have Florida mosquitoes beat, hands down. But...wtf kind if Godzilla-a*s roaches do you have there?!?! 😳 Mon Dieu! Those big bastards could carry off a city bus....and they fly!!! Eeeeek!
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Samsquatch & Monko 1 year ago
OTHER COUNTRIES HAD SMALLER MOSQUITOS!?!? WHAT THE F-CK IS THIS SORCERY
Kitten Dog Mom 2 years ago
Use to livein Florida, that looks like it could be a relative of the mosquitoes down there...
#34
Johanne Trudeau 2 years ago
Baby owl must be in Alberta!! Hahaha!! With the chinooks in Alberta you can have the 4 seasons in one day!!
Samsquatch & Monko 1 year ago
Literally 10000 times, especially the day after you put the indoor plants out
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Sue Denham 2 years ago
Unless it's a hand me down from Great-aunt Tessie, of course.
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Let’s Be Kind 2 years ago
Pacific NW. yep. Not to mention sprinkling, drizzling, downpour, misting or just plain ol overcast. And one my mother uses, “spitting.”
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3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago (edited)
Poutine is pure comfort food 🧡 ETA - my favourite variations are donair poutine, Philly cheesesteak poutine, and butter chicken poutine 😍
BOTW PANDA 2 years ago
Finally someone who calls it poutine not french fries with stuff on top!
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Blurryface 3 years ago (edited)
Must have. Depression brain wants this. Update: I found a flight to Canada. Man I’m pathetic. 😂
Jennifer Clayton 2 years ago
Don't kick you're own a*s for wanting flavor and adventure. It's what we are supposed to want.
Load More Replies... 3 Owls In A Coat 2 years ago
Your name reminds me - have you ever tried Philly cheesesteak poutine? :)
Load More Replies... Blackheart 2 years ago
Never tried but would like too. Closest I've come is eating fries with gravy.
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3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago
Omfg. I’m in Edmonton right now complaining about the -35C we had two days ago. My friends back home in BC, where it’s about 1 degree, were like “yeah but it’s a dry cold, you’ll be fine, it’s not as cold as our wet cold.”
Agnes Jekyll 3 years ago
As a Canadian: my first winter in Paris knocked me on my butt. (it was a very wet cold)
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Lianna Bolt 3 years ago
There is a difference. With dry cold you can bundle up to some degree. With a wet cold, it eats through every single layer of clothing & goes right through your core. It’s also more difficult to warm up after. The same goes for warm weather. The more humidity in the air, the harder it is for your sweat to evaporate from your skin, so it becomes impossible for your body to cool off naturally. I’ve experienced -42’C to +49’C. Both are incredibly awful.
JoJo is 50 3 years ago
Agree! Once I was in northern Kenya 42 C. A friend in Ottawa called me, and it was -42 C. Dry heat and dry cold.... Better.
Load More Replies... Susie Elle 3 years ago
This is what the Dutch also like to say because it's rainy as f**k here
ShaZam Beaubien 3 years ago
Same in the south can be said regarding heat. It's a dry heat or it's humid which is a moist heat. It's all about how you look at things.
Abby Finigan 3 years ago
Totally true. A dry cold in Calgary, when it's -30C, won't feel as cold as the humid cold in Toronto, when it's only -10C.
Juliette Dauterive 2 years ago
It’s true, though. I’m from Lousiaian and I've lived in Alaska. 30 degrees in Louisiana is like 10 degrees in Alaska.
Catherine Spencer-Mills 2 years ago
I grew up in Yuma AZ. I get the "but it's a dry heat" all the time. If it is 115F (46C) it doesn't freaking matter whether it is 5% or 50% humidity. Don't go barefoot.
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MrsWelton 3 years ago
Oh yes. First snow of the season, it's like everyone forgets how to drive in snow.
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Jasam Nitko 2 years ago
Equally surprised by the weather every year. How can one forget such a thing?
Must Be Bored Again 2 years ago
Ok, gotta ask. In most snowy areas in the US we use snow chains on bad snowy days. Some areas where there is long periods of snow or ice they change tires over in November to studded (metal studs imbedded into the rubber) tires but must remove them in by a designated date in Spring. This means entire different set of tires during warm weather and another set for winter months. Is this the same thing, just by a different name or what are the names of the different types (names) of tires. I apologize in advance for not including the English spelling of tyres.
MrsWelton 2 years ago
Yes, I know a lot of places change to winter tires when it's snowy. Where I live in Canada, some people use studded tires, winter tires, or all-seasons. However, where I grew up in the U.S.A., studded tires were illegal, but I can't remember seeing snow chains on cars. I don't know if I answered your question, or if I was any help at all, sorry.
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LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago
That day is today where I live! First snowfall of the season and everyone was driving like they forgot how to do it.
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Tyler 2 years ago
these look like the eclipse glasses from Avatar:The Last Airbender! Screenshot...94-png.jpg 
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Meanwhile, in Winnipeg...
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tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa 3 years ago
If anyone wanted too know, I just heard someone ask what the best way to drown someone is
BOTW PANDA 2 years ago
Anyone feel around the world in 80 days vibes? Run the train across the half broken bridge?
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Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
Maybe if someone drew very cold genitalia around the potholes, just so the road crews know where they are come thaw.
LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago
Hasn't worked in my neighborhood. Yes I tried.
Load More Replies... Philly Bob 2 years ago (edited)
Pennsylvania's roads are not that far off if not worse! I can fit a family of 5 in some of our chuckholes!
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the Return of Bruno 3 years ago
Yeah, the Pennsylvanian groundhog IS a meteorologist.
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Hotdogking 3 years ago
Ha I like this, it’s funny. Ha I like this, it’s funny. Ha I like this, it’s funny.
Founder Of 3 years ago
this one sums up the fact that many of these fit perfect for western Pennsylvania as well. pretty much everything but the sorrys, the metric system, and the maple syrup. the 'yeah, no' at the beginning caught me, cuz we do that for sure.
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WiseGirlRomanoff 2 years ago
Boxing day Is a Canadian tradition on the day after Christmas to box up your old toys to give to those less fortunate
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Lianna Bolt 3 years ago
The cat on the bottom right is giving the biggest stink eye I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂
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Headless Roach 3 years ago
Looks like you're already there, and flights to Toronto got so much cheaper!
GMc 2 years ago
Yes but your luggage will still be in Europe when you're in Toronto.
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Bored Raven 2 years ago
Hey, if you head over to Kitchener you’ll be in pre-World War Berlin. Just saying.
Sandra Slingerland 2 years ago
A little farther west and you reach Essex. And there's Cambridge a little farther east.
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Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
And while you were laughing, the owls and I nearly fell out of the coat! Owls have wings, but I might have bruised my toes. Be more careful next time.
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KDav 2 years ago
The picture for Alberta was taken in Bloomington, IN. I know because that's my friend. He didn't realize his picture was going to go viral. I know he'd get a kick out of this.
ί𝔫ＣίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬 2 years ago
I know this picture! Tell him his mullet is GLORIOUS.
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Jeffrey Diehl 2 years ago
I live there. Yes, it is like this in some parts of Vancouver.
Load More Replies... Cassi Lyris 2 years ago
The only one I disagree with is BC. Didn't meet many free spirit hippies there myself.
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Benita Valdez 3 years ago
Here in New York that's the only way to measure distance. A 20 mile drive could take you half an hour or 3 hours.
Happy Onion 3 years ago
Had this discussion with a relative from Denmark. He asked how far it was from our small town to Toronto. I told him about an hour. He said, "ok, but how FAR is it?" It took me a minute to realize he meant actual distance. I couldn't answer him. I had to look it up! This blew his mind. It also stunned him when he realized that we drove that distance back and forth to work every day. Denmark is really small.
TimeToIndulgeMyADHD 2 years ago
This is so much more useful. It accounts for traffic and road quality as well as distance.
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Andrea Careless 2 years ago
Nothing compared to the no-see-ums. (I don’t know how to spell them, only how crazy they make you!)
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3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago
This is actually really common to see in parking lots (in Van at least)….and somehow it’s usually a Wrangler lol
GoldfishCrackers 2 years ago
Or a Hummer that didn’t get the memo it’s supposed to stay on flat ground.
Load More Replies... Cassi Lyris 2 years ago
"The dealer told me it was off road ready, Helen! Now get outta the Jeep!"
Cassi Lyris 2 years ago
"I'm sorry I got upset. I owe you a six pack and some hot poutine."
Load More Replies... Kitten Dog Mom 2 years ago
Had some dumbass plow snow into the handicap parking areas at Walmart, so I placed my placard on my rear view mirror, put my SUV in 4-wheel drive and parked almost just like that!
Wayne Crews 2 years ago
Years ago I saw Felix Potvin do this when he was last to arrive for Tuesday morning practice at Maple Leaf Gardens.
Paul Nieder 3 years ago
For once a jeep driver is actually using their Jeep for what its supposedly capable of.
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Firstname Lastname 3 years ago
I sure they meant blizzard, but I'm picturing a lizard at my door. Like better stock up on some treats.
David 2 years ago
They likely snuck in from Florida. Hear me out. Here in the USA we have noticed a correlation between - aliens in human skin suits, reptiles liking warmer weather, Florida having warmer weather - and Floridians in the news for doing crazy things that make them seem like aliens. We try to keep them contained but we apologize for any who may have escaped to your area.
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Carla Phillips 2 years ago
From the looks of this, the city I grew up in must be in Canada. Muncie potholes eat tires
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David Paterson 3 years ago
Australian, yeah, sure = no. Ireland, to be sure to be sure = no but I don't want an argument.
️️Upvote faery️ 2 years ago
As a Canadian who has lived in multiple provinces, I've never heard anyone say "yeah, no, fer sure" but I have heard "yeah, no" quite frequently 😉
On a whim 3 years ago
To add to Australias definitions Yeah Nah- (soft no, so it doesn’t come back as a sillier idea…) Nah Yeah - (really? Of course, dah!)
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oktopus 3 years ago
Oh look, the mummy spider has lots of cute little babies! But imagine how long it would take to knit little baby booties for them all.
Lianna Bolt 3 years ago
The hard part would be making sure you could keep up with their growth spurts.
Load More Replies... Lianna Bolt 3 years ago
A wolf spider crawled out from under our back steps a few days ago. She lived there for a lot of her time. It was moving so slowly in the cold. So I picked it up & made a little den for her & sprinkled fallen leaves on top. Figured, if she’s gonna die, might as well go somewhat comfortably.
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Tacet 3 years ago
Heard that for Wales, lanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch and Buuuuuurrrrrrrggggeeeeeeeerrrrrr Kiiiinnnnggggg
arcane_gamer (they/them) 3 years ago
is the whole welsh language just someone falling asleep on their keyboard?
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Well-Dressed Wolf 3 years ago
I’ve lived in California all my life and even I have heard of Timbits!
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Autistic apricot 3 years ago (edited)
Unpopular opinion but ikea furniture isn’t that hard to put up. Also is an amazing shop and my last 2 birthdays have been walking around in there
the Return of Bruno 3 years ago
It's just poking fun at buying it disassembled. It's relatively easy to put together, but it's that YOU have to do it.
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Markus It/He/E 2 years ago
The creature is normally in black tho, but I don't think I've ever seen a red squirrel one
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JoJo Anisko 2 years ago
"The donut groves spread as far as the eye could see. The glazer could not keep up."
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3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago
Honestly it doesn’t snow that much on Vancouver Island or Vancouver (home for me). We almost never have a “white Christmas.” Not all of Canada is snowy, sadly :(
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Jude W. 2 years ago
When I first moved from BC (near Vancouver) to the Prairies at the beginning of October, the grass was dead and brown. When I asked why, I got funny looks and was told it always dies at this time of year. When I told them the grass stays green all year long where I'd been, though duller in winter, no one believed me.
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Hotdogking 3 years ago
11. Don’t repeat yourself. 12. Don’t repeat yourself. 13. Always make sure to finish your....
DoNotGoGentleIntoThatGoodNight 3 years ago
Ooh this is actually a pretty handy tool. I could use this in my life!
LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago
Actually my biggest problem with this is the title. How to write GOOD?!
Linda 2 years ago (edited)
This paper is actually a work sheet. The student is to point out and explain the lesson in each statement, as well as the title.
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3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago
Michael’s has glitter-covered pine cones for $5 each 🙃 my aunt still bought 6, plus a few “decorative sticks”
RMA 2 years ago
Canadian (ex North Van) in the UK here… last night I spent an hour on Amazon when I could have gone down to Michael’d and been out in 5 mins 🥺
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Mia Black 3 years ago
Unfortunately, as far as i know, in Germany you are not allowed to Pick up stuff in forests, parks or other places than your own. (because if to many people did this, it could harm the nature and so on). So you have to buy this stuff (Bad for the Environment too, because of packaging, shipping etc) or just be careful ;-) (and prudent. Please protect the nature, Do not take to much, don't destroy and be respecful)
Linda 2 years ago
Usually, pine cones are heat treated to kill pests and bacteria before sale. Seeds are harvested for eating, or planting. Pine cones require heat to fully open and dislodge seeds, and the best way for these trees to grow from seed failing that, is to grow from an unopened pine cone that is kept moist on the forest floor.
Load More Replies... Benita Valdez 3 years ago
Somehow I now have blackberries growing on my property. I live in a suburb and I guess a bird pooped a seed in my yard. I had no idea they grow so insanely and the plant was so thorny
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Veronica Richard 3 years ago
Upvoted because yes, it feels like that for the third year in a row!
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max and the expresso 3 years ago (edited)
I'm just upset they haven't built a round blue door bag-end style.
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Ian Conelley 3 years ago
Will you spot a goose on a moose while you're sitting aboot the hoose?
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Elladine DesIsles 2 years ago
Does NZ have purple, blue, red bills too? I can't fathom why Americans continue to confuse themselves with all of their bill denominations the same colour! So much easier to know at a glance how much cash is on hand.
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Kayjunmoon 3 years ago
Do Canadians celebrate Thanksgiving or is this just being nice to neighbours?
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Lianna Bolt 3 years ago
My hubby drives to Van. for work & he made this exact comment just a few days ago. 😂
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Lianna Bolt 3 years ago
Sadly, this feels incredibly true. Housing prices have pretty much tripled in the last 10 years.
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Heather Resatz 2 years ago
As a Canadian, I'd like to say that these memes are totally true!! Lol
maswartz 3 years ago
BP posts about other nations: How beautiful/quirky BP posts about America: Dystopia, horrific, stay away!
Leslie Mint 2 years ago
I mean if I was to make posts on bp on my own country (Poland) it probably would be also: terrifying, do not come here, with a lil bit of cool ppl sprinkled in there
Load More Replies... Miss Frankfurter 3 years ago
Being a Canadian, I laughed way too hard at all of them. Except for the ones about the Leafs. The last time they won the Stanley Cup I was in high school. I’m now 65. Toronto is now owed around 50 “We’re sorry”s. I don’t even pay attention anymore☹️
GMc 2 years ago (edited)
Would you like to be a Canucks fan? We won it ... Oh wait.
Load More Replies... Markus It/He/E 2 years ago
One of my best friends lives in Canada! Can't wait to go over there in a couple years, it's gonna be awesome :D
Xenia Granados 2 years ago
Canada's great and all but don't forget the treatment of the natives.
RedBadgerCan'tSwim 2 years ago
Unfortunately that applies to everywhere that has/had indigenous populations.
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Joyce Blodgett 2 years ago
I've been to Canada a couple of times, and it's truly one of the most beautiful places on Earth. It has lots of moose and geese, clear waters, and just about the friendliest people on the planet! If only it didn't snow so much in the winter....!!
Knitting Panda 2 years ago
Been through Canada so many times passing through (lived in Alaska). It is so beautiful. Many different types of country. I used to want to live there when I was younger, in my 20's. Just fell in love with the place.
Heather Resatz 2 years ago
As a Canadian, I'd like to say that these memes are totally true!! Lol
maswartz 3 years ago
BP posts about other nations: How beautiful/quirky BP posts about America: Dystopia, horrific, stay away!
Leslie Mint 2 years ago
I mean if I was to make posts on bp on my own country (Poland) it probably would be also: terrifying, do not come here, with a lil bit of cool ppl sprinkled in there
Load More Replies... Miss Frankfurter 3 years ago
Being a Canadian, I laughed way too hard at all of them. Except for the ones about the Leafs. The last time they won the Stanley Cup I was in high school. I’m now 65. Toronto is now owed around 50 “We’re sorry”s. I don’t even pay attention anymore☹️
GMc 2 years ago (edited)
Would you like to be a Canucks fan? We won it ... Oh wait.
Load More Replies... Markus It/He/E 2 years ago
One of my best friends lives in Canada! Can't wait to go over there in a couple years, it's gonna be awesome :D
Xenia Granados 2 years ago
Canada's great and all but don't forget the treatment of the natives.
RedBadgerCan'tSwim 2 years ago
Unfortunately that applies to everywhere that has/had indigenous populations.
Load More Replies... Joyce Blodgett 2 years ago
I've been to Canada a couple of times, and it's truly one of the most beautiful places on Earth. It has lots of moose and geese, clear waters, and just about the friendliest people on the planet! If only it didn't snow so much in the winter....!!
Knitting Panda 2 years ago
Been through Canada so many times passing through (lived in Alaska). It is so beautiful. Many different types of country. I used to want to live there when I was younger, in my 20's. Just fell in love with the place.
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