Parents Are Sharing Their Unsugarcoated Reality Of Raising A 9-Year-Old In 50 Funny Tweets

*dad silence* lol

Here, have some aloe for that 🔥

Called the burn unit, they're waiting for you.

Buuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnn

The problem with this article is that every single one of the examples seems fake, which takes a lot away from the humor.

This is the perfect time to teach your child how lucky they are to have such wonderful giving parents and to share their luck by donating some of their things to less fortunate children. Some clutter is cleared, children are taught to share and the less fortunate children benefit. Everyone wins.

Good point. No more stuff for you. Happy birthday, here's an air guitar.

Touche!

I just feel this isn’t right. Your son wants to talk to you about something, and you tell him it is boring. The same thing happened to me. I talked a lot, my parents called me a chatterbox, now I don’t really tell them anything about me. Parents complain when we do talk, and complain when we stay silent. What are we supposed t do? Anyway, I’m not going to judge since I’m 13 and no children, but this is just what I feel. Could be wrong, sorry if it is and I insulted someone.

I didn’t know my mom was on twitter.

Go, mom , go!

I LOVE MINECRAFT ♥️

Accurate because my moms still alive after listening to me ramble on about Destiny, Apex Legends, Minecraft, and the occasional Jurassic park.

Licking the spoon of excess cake mix is where it’s at.

At 9 yrs old you tell her "No, we are going to finish this together, no TV till it's done."

And the bowl! Most of us survived a few licks of raw eggs!

She just wanted cake.

Your problem is you waited weeks.

Someone said that they wanted to have someone dressed up as the grim reaper to just stand silently at the back of the funeral. I love this idea!

It should be a wreath on the coffin, which is then thrown into the crowd, like ring toss. Whoever it catches is the next to die.

I like this girl already. She knows what tossing the bouquet signifies, she knows what funerals are and she knows she wants to use old fashioned superstition in a brand new way to kill someone after she’s gone. She is the stuff of legend.

And by toss, she meant 'load into a cannon'... Right?

No that's just a little girl with a good sense of humor.

Did you video it?! Please, say you did!!

Welcome to Disney's Star Wars.

MUCH better than another remake of West Side Story

That sound like fun to watch!

The reasons my son has given for coming down late at night range from “I don’t know” to “I farted”

And yet this was posted at 3:16 am. Hmmmm

Awesome. This kid will go on to do great things:)