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If you've ever been on parenting duty, you know that it's a rollercoaster in the truest sense. Little ones start to bawl, things break, and suddenly you're on the verge of a nervous breakdown. But then a dad joke comes along and you know that everything will be alright.

Fathers are wonderful creatures. Sure, they're sometimes charmingly lackadaisical. But they inspire entire TV shows and a whole different approach to parenthood for a reason. Moms don't get how they manage. Nobody does, except the wonderful weirdos that are the dads of our world. The 'Life of Dad' Instagram page has been on the mission to "celebrate the adventures of fatherhood" for a while now, and so Bored Panda handpicked the pinnacle of dad memes from the page for you to chuckle at.

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mcborge1
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The look on her face says it all. :)

Kare Deter
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dad may be using it, but a mother was the one who invented them. https://nocamels.com/2014/03/mom-creates-harness-that-allows-son-paralyzed-kids-to-walk-again/

glowworm2
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can even see the dad from this post in the photo of it there.

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Betsy Ray
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brilliant and so loving. He's a hero. This could become a life changer for so many!

xolitaire
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's great! She can literally walk around with him and feel included

Sergio Bicerra
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wished the title said 'Temporaly paralysed'

CORGI QUEEN
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

reminds me of when i was little my dad put my feet on his to teach me to walk. I did this to my godmothers granddaughter and the next time I saw her she could walk

Phil Green
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is awesome! Look at her face! How happy she is!

wHy_heLo_thEre
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's so sweet, what an awesome dad

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    #2

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All children deserve parents, not all parents deserve children. Be kind to everyone, you have no idea what they're going through and how much they need it.

    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kick your kids out at 18 thread really did show that.

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    Lauren S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And as a parent of a child, I always want to be very warm and accepting of their friends. Sometimes kids need an adult they can go to who isn’t their parent. And friendwise, developmentally, there are stages of childhood/adolescence where friends are more important than family, even in healthy living homes.

    Laura Lett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately,not every child has a loving home, parents that truly care. I know too many,that they are just so mom doesn't have to work.

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    Thomas Ewing
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sad to see how surprised some folks are to kindness, as if it's a rare event in their life. Be nice to everyone.

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wholeheartedly support your sign!❤

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you do, walk around with the sign, to many words for drivers.

    tabithapaquette98
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do these people have children? It's so f****d up. And not fair to the kids. They didn't ask to be born.

    Blessed Bee-Bop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will happen more and more in post-Roe America

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    Nicki
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg... This past Mother's Day my daughter (14) and her two friends wanted to make me cards. I was expecting the average teenager stuff, you know like HAPPY MOTHER'S day with a heart, but both her friends wrote out how much I have helped and listened to them when they were down. I broke down and started crying because my goal as a mom was to be the person I needed when I was a kid. That day, I realized that I have reached my goal 😌😌😌

    Spencer's slave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have also shown your daughter and her friend the type of adult and parent they aspire to be. You absolutely rock!

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    Hans Georg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I am a father now. Mission accomplished.

    Jo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live by this… still lonely but I try to make sure other people aren’t and are welcomed

    Evan not Hansen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what made me decide I wanted to be a choir teacher. A few days ago my current choir teacher told us he was moving and suddenly we didn't know if we would have a good, loving, affirming teacher next year. That's when I knew I wanted to be able to be the teacher I need and my current teacher was for me.

    Sandra Gleeson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That gave me chills, I have become the person I needed when I was younger just didn't realise it until I read that

    Bryn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I became a teacher.

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    Laura Lett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went through the same thing. Then they other kids would wonder why I didn't like them

    Claire Armstrong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor wee thing! At least the kid had the sense to NOT invite bullies or little arseholes to his party just because it's expected that he would invite all his classmates! Why should he invite them all just for him to be miserable at his own birthday party!

    Zobi123
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it's not as simple as kids not being nice. They are all children who need help learning how to relate to other children. Don't call them AHs.

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t know why you were downvoted, what you said was true. Especially at younger ages, kids are egocentric and don’t really focus on others. They don’t know how to empathize as well as older children and adults, because in their brains everything is ME ME ME. It doesn’t mean that they’re jerks, it just means that they haven’t matured enough to understand others’ feelings.

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    TheBadHalfofHel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My youngest 5th birthday party. We invited the entire kindergarten. Only 1 kid showed up. Truly affected them for years to come.

    Playerwon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe we could start by not promoting a**holes to positions of power and fame....

    Bored Seb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plotwist: the classmate is a bully and the 6 yo is helping him bullying other.

    Karen Philpott
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arsehole kids come from arsehole parents. Although not always.

    Dana Ondráčková
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I came from nobody does birthday parties. We mostly celebrate in close family And then get maybe little gift or cobgrwtultion ať school/work And thats it. I cant imagine the anxiety to have a párty And hoping anyone would show up

    bennu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People in my school district need to take that lesson to heart (a huge portion of my school districts population is delinquents)

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    #5

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    Sally Close
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahahaha not what I was expecting. Love it

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who thinks this was kind of wholesome?

    king black
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the flipside, it's a real tear jerker for those who are fixing their own cars.

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    Karen Philpott
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? You didn't learn through osmosis?

    Janice - Hazeldine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well get him to teach you. YOu will regret it if you dont.

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs to get a shop, if he doesn't already have one, because you need to pay for those repairs like everyone else.

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    #6

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    K W
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK this one broke my heart.

    Rivers of Belief
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not an easy one to read. So heartbreaking

    Sandra Gleeson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stupid having to hold back tears, I just let them flow

    Ur worth it
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D****d invisible onion ninjas!!! 😭

    Yuki
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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    #7

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    KJ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is still hope for all the bits and pieces I have kept for years.

    WhydoIneedaname
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone in my family knows that if there's a bit or piece that they need for a project, it's me they should go to! We end up using a lot of things that I've saved...

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    Nadine Debard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We also have vintage boards in our garage. They have nicknames. Too short. Too narrow. Not the right color. Too thick...

    Vintage Books
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've kept boxes for years because it's a really good box. One of these days my time will come.

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your great grandkids use them to take your stuff to Goodwill

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    Myst
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breaking news? So- did the board break 😆

    Fussy1
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see what you did there, you clever fool!! Up vote granted!

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    Anthony Nizza
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES!!!! See there IS always a reason to save certain things!!!

    Kare Deter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm dead.. you just described my garage since 1999 I have collected and saved scraps here and there. How many have I used? 1

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now got to find another piece of wood to put in the garage. The work never ends!

    Whiskey Tango Delicious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kudos, now wth am I going to do with that 8yo mitred moulding?

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    #8

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your kid has better dad joke game

    Jack Perry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was uncle Frank's joke, the kid just got it

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    sbj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uncle Frank sounds like somebody who always had the last laugh

    Laura Lett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see what Uncle!! That's extremely cl Frank did there

    Rowley Jefferson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm if uncle frank is his brother, that means he called his own mother a b***h. 😐

    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens frequently... My brothers love "Yo Mama" jokes...

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    Bobby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even care if this is fake or not. I love that joke

    Dana Ondráčková
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *uncle Frank slapping his knew And Belly laughing from behind the veil, loving his nephew even more now*

    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uncle Frank left behind one last joke and it was brilliant.

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    K W
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's brilliant

    Libstak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A version of this belongs in all toy shops

    MurderMittens
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GREAT! Now that toddler will be able to escape any enclosure his babysitter puts him in.

    Budcot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a busy board, if anyone wanted to buy one

    Awesome At Being Autistic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is sheer brilliance. My kid brother would have loved this when he was a baby.

    Bored Seb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tell me you're training your kid to be a thief without telling me...

    Laura Lett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is dad teaching the kid to pick locks?! Or is this a 'busy board'?

    Joelle Jansen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro tip, don't put safety locks on a board like that. A toddler who knows how those work can be a real menace.

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister is like this. Generally kind but she hits like a f*****g truck

    Molly Mitchell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dad still rembers the time i karate shopped my brother in the arm because he was about to touch me.he wasnt.our only rule when fighting was no head

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    Mila Preradović
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why I put her in martial arts as an activity :D

    Edgar Rops
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reduces the number of creeps in her life by order of magnitude. Good call.

    Laura Lett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And , I also carry pepper spray and a Tazer! We girls can never be too careful!!

    Sami-Jo Ross
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was always told growing up to be kind to others, but if someone started shît and hit first, stomp a mud hole in them.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I taught my daughter some self defense moves in KINDERGARTEN because some bigger kid (boy) was bullying her. I complained constantly, but no one paid any attention. I had a list of the dates & times I had called the school. I had copies of the emails I sent. No response. Well, he pulled her hair again and she kicked him in the nuts so hard he threw up. THAT got their attention. All parents were called to the school, which wanted to suspend my daughter. Kid's parents had no idea this was a problem. Dad starts going off on me & I calmly informed him that pulling my daughter's pants down was sexual assault & I had every right to call the police. Shut him the f*ck up right quick. Kid was transferred to another school the next day and the principal was suspended.

    ThatRandomGuy
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so true! (I am a boy)

    Michelle Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I taught my girls number to be the first one to hit but make sure they hit last

    Lynn Morello
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I raised my sons to warn first, hit second, no 3rd chances.

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    KJ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They seem like such a nice fun loving couple.

    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    once you are a parent you understand.

    Jeremy Klaxon
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    2 years ago

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    You don't "understand". You adore the little piece of flesh that poops, cries and wakes you up, only because hormones tell you to adore it. Otherwise all babies would be abandoned at birth. There is absolutely zero LOGICAL (I insist on the word logical) reason to love a baby. Only hormones hack your brain and tell you to love it.

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    Kare Deter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a mom, I'm sure she agrees with that sentiment.

    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember watching him say this lmao. Ryan is a treasure.

    Mary Mosher
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You wouldn't need to use her as a shield ... Mamas would sacrifice themselves for their babies!

    Claire Armstrong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, sounds like my man with his 2 grown sons and our cat we lost just over a year ago. If the house was burning and he could only save one of them - it'd be the cat! Him and that cat, which BTW he never wanted in the first place because he hated cats, were inseparable! He still cries if we talk about the cat! He was so attached to him and it broke his heart when we lost him, mine too though!

    Janet Wheat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she would sacrifice you just as fast if not faster.

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Oh it's for you. *hands it back*

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    Laura Lett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You better answer!! They will remember!!

    Em
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, I say "oh I think they're calling for your mommy" and gently but firmly steer them the hell away from me.

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    LadyKing
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with being an exotic dancer. I’d of owned that sh*t

    Biofish23
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has been going around forever, and I don't care if it's fake, it makes me laugh every time. Kids really do produce the most awkward drawings sometimes.

    🩶🩷Marvin HoG🩷🩶
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son did the absolute cliche rocketship that looks like a peen & testies. He was so excited to show me and it was just the best picture ever. He still doesn't get why it was the funniest ever though.

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    Sunny Day
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coworker was diabetic. His 7yo daughter did a show & tell about him, and how he got a new (insulin) pump to help him. Unfortunately, she misspoke the condition, and told her class that her dad has diarrhea and got a pump attached to help him.

    Fussy1
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well now I'm investing in this story... was said diarrhea pump to give some extra PSI, ensuring you got it all out? Or was it meant to give a cleaning, soothing 'flush' after the fact?

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    Trish Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That child has better writing than me

    Laura
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably cuz it’s fake, made up for likes. As a teacher, I can usually spot the fake ones.

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    Laura Lett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha! I can't breathe!! hahahahaha!;

    Bobby G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and that's how i met your mum!

    Jodi Rinker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if mrs jones has been teaching 5+ years, she's seen worse

    Norah Reilly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet the teacher is still laughing.

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    Mingey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the dad lion..who cares if he gets sleep..he can look after the cubs when mum is hunting!!!

    Rick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad appears to be babysitting

    Jp@nda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not babysitting if you're the father

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    Laura Lett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on his face!! hahahahaha!! Just like the humans!! Hahahahaha!!

    Kare Deter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why they sometimes eat their young.

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His face sums the whole situation up.

    April Pickett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the way it is with all living things.

    Robert Payne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scar, help me… LONG LIVE THE KING! 🐃 🐃🐃🐃

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    Lauren S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this dad. Also, what kind of 4 year old comments on another kid’s clothes? That is way too young to care. I feel like they must be parroting a parent or something. That’s just not what 4 year olds care about…

    Kare Deter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a good dad. And next week when they are best friends, just roll with it

    Laura Lett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good on you daddy!! Stand with your girl!! Back her play ,she will never forget it!!

    Norah Reilly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's this Brooklyn? Where does she live?

    Scarlet23
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last two sentences were basically me with my middle school friend group

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    pat manna
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the only photo of me my pop carried. i was 44 when he died TC-008-646...ce225f.jpg TC-008-646e7f9ce225f.jpg

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad's photos of me and my brother on his desk at work are a similar age. He had moved jobs at least twice since they were taken when he asked his company to put me onto the car insurance, because I was turning 17 and was going to learn. They were shocked, because they thought I was maybe 10 at the most by that point. I don't doubt that he still has those same photos on his desk now, yet another job and a couple of decades on. His colleagues must be *so* confused that his son, maybe 5, is getting married soon.

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    Random Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a sticky note that my daughter made years ago with a little drawing saying she loves me. I laminated it and put it in my purse. It always goes into what ever purse I am using at that time. I will never get rid of it because it makes me happy when I see it.

    Wysteria_Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I have a guilty secret about a clover: when I was little, I picked one and sort of peeled the leaves in half until I made one look like a four leaf clover (I had awful luck and never could find one so I just made one). I went to my dad and showed it to him. He then took it, pressed it between a bit of wax paper, and then pressed it into our family bible. The whole time I just watched in silence and couldn't bring myself to say the truth. I still think about it.

    Alice Landers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Believe me your daddy knew. That's love I promise

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    Laura Lett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damnit,f*****g onion ninjas!!

    Sami-Jo Ross
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandparents will do little things that make the onion ninjas come out in full. My pop kept a photo of me from when I was about 4 in his wallet at all times, and when he passed and my uncle made an urn for us (a simple wooden one where you can put the whole plastic container the ashes are in into the urn) we put the photo in with him.

    Rian Macklin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother kept a lock of my hair for my first haircut in her Bible

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    theincrediblebatcat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those onion ninjas are creeping around today

    MushroomHead22
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you gave it to him for good luck when he died?

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    lifeofdad , mommajessiec Report

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, he/she has blind faith in the awesomeness of his/her sibling. That is cute. But maybe step in before they make the first flight attempt!

    Old Roadie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend's brothers managed to get a mattress atop the clothes lines. Why? So they could jump off the roof, bounce off the mattress and ... fly. The boys wanted to fly. Amazingly, they lived to adulthood.

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    The Sassy Wife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many many moons ago, my two youngest had this bright idea that they wanted to play 'piñata'. My daughter decided that my son would hold the bag of candy out and she would whack it with a broom handle. He thought this was a brilliant idea and happily obliged with her ingenious plan. I'm sure you can guess what happened here. Fast forward to the next day when I'm picking my kids up from school. My son's teacher asks to have a chat and seems concerned. "I noticed sons black eye, split lip and scratched up eyebrow. He told me this outrageous story about playing human piñata? I've never had issues with him making things up before so I wanted to ask what actually happened to him." I couldn't help laughing while explaining to her that he was 100% telling the truth. I apologized for laughing and thanked her for her care and concern. At this point, I was so used to my two youngest kids shenanigans that I sometimes forgot that what's typical in our home, isn't always typical for others.

    Richard Low
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

    Whiskey Tango Delicious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooo plot twist coming. Is this parent normal, or American, stay tuned! (Full disclosure, I'm a parent, in America, we're not the best role models)

    Josh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a great time to teach the lesson that we don't immediately jump to human trials, lol

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this scenario, I'm pretty much the jumper.

    Michelle Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like the Wright brothers

    Ur worth it
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to the jumper to make him want to try it?!?!

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    giggles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Adulting. Ain't it a kick in the pants!

    Whiskey Tango Delicious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a football fan, is this person in the NFL?

    Michelle Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure you weren’t removed from her car insurance family discount

    #19

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could have done this for my dad :( He sustained a catastrophic brain injury when I was 18 and was bedridden/near-vegetative for 20+ years. He died in 2021. I was the only one in my family who stayed at his bedside the night he died, and I was able to hold his hand as he went. But I sure wish I could have at least poured a beer into his feeding tube!

    Old Roadie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're a good human being, Lakota. I hope the kindnesses you gave to him come back to you ten fold.

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    Duckie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, this makes me wanna cry, my great-grandpa died in 2019 while my parents and I were traveling to Colorado. the only thing I can think of still is that my mom promised me that we would visit one last time during the summer. . . That time ended up being at his funeral

    Marc Booker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the many things that I regret about losing my Dad so young, (he was 49, I was 19) is that we never got to the stage where we could be friends. We never sat and had a beer together. I see pictures like this and think how very lucky you all were.

    Betsy Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful family. May his memory be a blessing.

    Sarah Mezei
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandfather was "prescribed" one beer a night when he was in the manor. His doctor basically said he was an 85 year old man, and it wasn't going to hurt him.

    Anon E Mouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my terminally ill nan was in the hospital, I snuck her cigarette smoke in a plastic bottle.

    Dawn Marie
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is anyone with me here at the onion factory?

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, how I wish I could have done this with my guy! We're doing something similar, a Pub Crawl for my late hubby this weekend (he passed in March, was on life support for two weeks, donated his kidneys, and was gone). I've tastefully prepared 10 small packages to take with us if anyone wants to leave a little bit of George behind in his favourite pubs :-) He was the ultimate warrior as his short obit attests: https://www.affordableburialsandcremations.ca/george-mccluskey/

    Bobby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even like to drink much anymore, but I would love to have had a beer with my dad.

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    Antonia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to look twice...lol

    karen Young
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my 37 yearly old son was like 4 we were at D.C. zoo. They had those metal trash cans that have those tops. And he kept looking in them. He was looking for Oscar the Grouch.

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    kim horiguchi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    forgot to say when you wake up from a four hour nap & your toddler is gone lol

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just be happy you're gettiing sleep

    Green Machine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done exactly this. <3 lol #notsorry

    Ruth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m guilty of this and paid the price. Toddler woke up before me and quietly played with some cool new stickers they found - an entire roll of postage stamps I had just bought. There were “stickers” on all door knobs and pulls to drawers in kitchen, and in bathrooms also. Most could not be salvaged for postal use. At least our kitchen looked very patriotic that day!

    Michelle Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me. My daughter woke up and paint her toenails red and they all stuck together. She was two.

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    Ginny Crouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your toddler lets you sleep four hours?

    Rivers of Belief
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha done and will fake sleep again

    Nicky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dreamt I needed to take a nap SO I TOOK A NAP IN MY DREAM. Talk about parental sleep deprivation.

    Vivian Hodgett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this so relatable? I sat down today for just a “second” and woke up two hours later not knowing how I fell asleep 😂

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes listening part of the brain just doesn't switch on just goes to commercials in the middle. I bet everyone has been there, so people should stop getting huffy about it

    Bobby G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plot twist: she wasn't talking the whole time

    Ovar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see divorce on the horizon

    shawna Reich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reading this is giving me anxiety bc its all too familiar

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    lifeofdad , bigpoppadrunk Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... I'm starting to think it's the people that are the problem and not the marriage.

    K W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's easy to be overly critical of people who are in long term committed relationships if it's not something that's been experienced. People are human and flawed, and in marriage after many years it doesn't look like some perfect fairytale. (Spoiler alert it never does) Make no mistake there's love in this story and likely the wife and husband had a good laugh about it.

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    Joshua Moore
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My girlfriend of 6 months did this the other night when we were asleep. It was so loud, it woke both of us and I couldn't stop laughing about it. She thought it was me and I swore to her it wasn't. She just had this mortified look on her face for about 30 seconds or so. I've never been more in love with her. 🥰🥰😂

    LynnSynn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend farts himself awake and then looks over at me like I woke him up.

    Richard Low
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marriage is a sacred institution, but who wants to live in an institution? -Groucho Marx

    Jade Sherratt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol 😂 bless you I bet you said sorry as well lol

    Sandra Gleeson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband took in a big snore and then, for about 30 seconds just stopped breathing, I lay there next to him waiting for him to take a breath (his snore had woke me up), I started to get worried that he wasn't breathing after who knew really how long and elbowed him, pretty savagely in his ribs, he took a sip of a breath and then back to normal, snore, snore, snore. Satisfied that he wasnt going to just die, I went back to sleep. That's 30 years of marriage girls

    Michelle Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please pay more attention to this Sandra. It could be the beginning of COPD. He may need to participate in a sleep study.

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    Helena
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When in doubt, humor always trumps bod.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my life is anything to go by, most people look at the packaging and ignore the contents.

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who doesn't like a shrexy green piece of ogre?

    Terri Landry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe we just like men. Shape and size don't matter to everyone, you know.

    Featherking
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    … You’ve never actually spoken to an actual girl about this, huh A$AP? We could have confirmed immediately that that’s no dream. Dad bods are the bomb. And Magic Mike…? I’m sure those dudes are great guys and all, but all I see are gleaming steaks on a meat board. Granted, I’ve only ever actually seen the posters, maybe it’s different in the movie.

    AppleInMyHeart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wondering why my daughter says shrek is hers. she is just 12.. jokin or not,well.... i can see how her future husband will look like

    Liz Orreo trex ago go
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Magic Mike appeals primally to women, Shrek appeals to men, women, children as a comedy.

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    #25

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    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine sleeps like this when we allow him in our bed AND FARTS. I mean chemichal weapon farts.

    Norah Reilly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you considered adoption?

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    Fussy1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to say sleeping with my youngest was like sleeping with an epileptic starfish on crack!

    K W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the truest memes ever when you have littles.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also true for cat "parents" whose cats share their beds XD

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    Solidhog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And leaks like an octopus up your back and makes you jump out of bed!

    shanila.pheonix_
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup babies are like this. my baby brother does this a lot but hes so cute :D

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my daughter turned her head towards mom and her feet towards me....and gave me kicks like Chuck Norris!

    Mila Preradović
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband would tell you the same. Take some comfort in knowing he has it worse because our offspring is a taekwondo green belt. :D

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    Lynn Morello
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even the dog sleeps better than that.

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    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Back and knee pain* - Alright, still alive!

    Michelle Brandt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check engine light is always on.....really should bring myself in for service.

    Anita
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate to that. One day I'm 18 the next day I'm 88

    ThatRandomGuy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 15 and currently I have the art taste of a 52 year old, and everything else is 15 year old except I have back pain sometimes.

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that I am 50, I am more mature. My humor is that of a 14 year old instead of a 12 year old.

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to my world. You wake up to a different ache or pain of some sort and wonder if it's transient or the new normal.

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pulse check, damn, gotta go to work

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or mine when I say I need him to blow his nose. I literally have to chase him around the house with a tissue while his snot rocket is almost touching the floor.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As anyone with a dog will understand, a dog can challenge the toddler's speed record in this same category. "Drop it! no, I said DROP IT!!!"

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if you have a dog that also understands the phrase "what is that in your mouth"

    cdubaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a father of 5, I can't upvote this enough....

    Anon E Mouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesterday I chased my cat, it was an earring in her mouth. Today it was a lego spider

    Sandy Kavanaugh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a baby chick with something they shouldn't have. They can reach Mack I.

    Cyndielouwhoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joined by a cat that was just asked the same thing...

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    Miss Tinker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I received both today 🙏❤️

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are blessed. I've lost both my parents. Tell yours you love them.

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    Nadine Debard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly my mom passed away a few years ago and I still miss her so much. She would have loved my son. Fück cancer. Sorry this post made me cry.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Internet hugs for you :( I'm so sorry you lost your mom. I feel you - my dad had an accident when I was 18 that left him catastrophically brain-damaged. He died two years ago after being bed-ridden and near-vegetative for 20+ years. I'd have given anything to hear his voice one more time, but he never spoke again after his accident.

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    LadyKing
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get neither. And in my life that makes me the luckiest person in the world!

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you! You live your best life!

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    wowbagger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slight amendment: if you still receive both of these, and you're *happy* to receive them, you're very lucky!

    LesAnimaux
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree, but then again I suffered emotional and narcissistic abuse from one of them for over 25 years. If I could pick them as friends, I would not.

    Helena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lost mom when I was 18, dad when I was 19, and I talk to step dad like twice a year. So yeah, if you have this you're lucky.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, the first one is a guilt trip and a long story about how sick she is, the second one is can I borrow some money I had a tough month at the factory

    Dave Van Beurden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the things I would do to see the left image one more time...

    Hey Kat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel you so much on that! Hugs to you!

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    Tracy Wallick
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not when you had parents like mine.

    Carl Oxley III
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad does not call me, and I count myself lucky.

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asian parents be like:

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true... XD My boyfriend (Chinese, firstborn son) absolutely felt the unspoken pressure from his immigrant parents to become either a doctor or a lawyer. His half-brother was a lawyer already, so he became one too. He was miserable as a lawyer XD (He works, just not in law any more, and his parents are chill with it at this point, but it took decades to get there, lol)

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    Betsy Ray
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this happening, well, the call for a doctor. From the back of the plane strides this tall, beautifully suited man. He was like a superhero! Saved the day.

    Just me, myself, and I
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my MIL to my husband, well into his 40s. "It's not too late. You can still do it." She never gave up on HER dream!

    Crybaby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn it off and turn it back on

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard the last line in that sarcastic, sing-songy voice.

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a beautiful, savage put down.

    Karen Philpott
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch, guess who wanted a medical doctor as a son/daughter?

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    Well then
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something like that happened to me when my daughter was 2. Got pulled over one night for tail light out. As soon as the officer came up to the window she started, not crying, screaming! I'm trying to talk to him, and comfort her at the same time. I think the officer could see I was flustered. He tried to ask her what was wrong. She was scared but I don't know why. Long story short, not only did he let me go, he had me follow him across the street to the auto parts store, bought the bulb, and fixed it for me 🥰

    ThatG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure you did…

    Baleygr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then everybody clapped.

    DrBronxx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then everyone clapped.

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    Nurichwersonst
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it can bark 3,258 times in a day... 😬

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My younger cat meows more than that in an HOUR XD

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    xolitaire
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But dogs are pros at hitting YOU with the "sad eyes" a million times a day

    Erin Ward
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why I got a dog and not a kid

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but it does say "arf" almost as much. especially when the nefarious postman walks past.

    Coolwhip
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then say "watch this" and blink their eyes twice 😑

    ThatRandomGuy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also your dog will not complain about the food you give it

    Whiskey Tango Delicious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But my kid and my dog can have barking contests. Spoiler alert, my kid ALWAYS wins

    Orange Frosting
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a parent, so I know kids are hard work, but I feel like this is a bit of a snooty attitude. Like parents are the only ones who have it hard.

    pamela nichols
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But she can stare with the soulful eyes and sigh 4000 times til she gets a treat.

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    Featherking
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    … My parents let me know back then. I just… quit the lying, in pure self defence. They got way less p*ssed about me messing up than if I lied about messing up.

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder they didn't believe me, I suck at lying.

    jmdirks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the popular belief was that little kids can not lie?????

    Tuesday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you were a good liar... because the consequences that would fall upon if you if you told the truth were... well. 😌

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    Laura Lett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Why ?? Why?!? Why !?!Why ! Why ?!?! Why! Why? Why !! Why?

    Well then
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughed so hard I choked on air!!!

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    Featherking
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a unicorn in front of a waterfall made out of dreams. Why aren’t more guys like this?

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    Rider
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel old that my first thought is they're going to have heartburn from eating that pizza while laying down.

    Fussy1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Preemptive measure... take the Pepcid Complete before you eat pizza lying down, is what I'd say if I was experienced at doing such a thing. (cough)

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    Son of Philosoraptor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a super tight work team years ago... We had a jammy party at my house! Bunch of white collar professionals in bathrobes watching movies, drinking and whatnot. Everyone slept over like we were kids and not 30 year olds. Best damn time.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. I want that :( (but how do you eat the pizza without half of the toppings landing on your face? asking for a friend)

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can figure it out very quickly. Give me a pizza and I'll prove it to you. 😉

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    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwww, they're so cute! And they each have their own pizza, so no fights.

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wouldn't want to do something like this?

    Thomas Ewing
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look so comfy they probably missed the game.

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean it's a fake story but still funny

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! That is EXACTLY how I take most of the internet "stories" and tweets/etc. that I read XD They're probably fake, but I'm still entertained by them, so that's good. Some people I know don't seem to get that - they're like "omg but it's FAKE!!! aren't you ANGRY???" lol what? No XD Just take the joke, have a laugh, and don't take it seriously/as truth.

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    Take me to dinner first
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay why is this slowly becoming a compilation of suspicious stories? Lol

    Laura Lett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha!!I can't breathe!! Hahahahaha! I don't care if the story is bs! Hahahahaha!!

    Alice Landers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as the old saying goes 'Out of the mouths of babes'

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    Betsy Ray
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if he is also strong a physically fit. No double chin either.

    Jack Perry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably is, like a Ethiopian bert kreischer

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    Chia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This particular tribe holds a yearly fattening contest amongst the men. The man with the biggest belly wins.

    B Hobbs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Checking travel app for flights. How many seats should I book?

    ThatRandomGuy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's the case, is Nikocado Avocado seen as like the hottest man alive to that tribe?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I'm down about my post-retirement/pandemic weight gain, I simply remind myself how beautiful I would be in another time period.

    Dr. Skulhamr (Skulhamr)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing he goes outside to pee, bathes in the river, and kills his own food. I'd say yeah, he's probably strong as well as beautiful.

    Linda Boivin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or he's very hot ....Things expand when hot ...

    Zenba
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As far as I remember they're drinking tons of blood to get that fat but I might be wrong...

    jaredsbanta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure at all why you got a down vote as you are correct! It’s a combination of beef blood and milk.

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    K W
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was playing with the older controllers maybe but the new ones have too many buttons. I was really looking forward to annihilating my kid in Super Smash Bros. I used to be darn near unbeatable but apparently I don't have the brain capacity to learn how the switch controllers work.

    Trish Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can do it! Just keep practicing and you'll pick it up

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    Joshua Moore
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so terrible at Mario Kart. My daughter and I can play 100 races and she'll go 99-1, then she'll give me heck because I beat her one time.

    Well then
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be able to beat mine. Can't anymore. I can still kill on DJ Hero though

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    Snorkeldorf
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not Mario Kart, but old fashioned board games. My 29 year old daughter still complains that I didn't "let" her win when she was little, like grandma did. She would get so mad. I explained that grandma likely didn't always let her win, grandma just wasn't very good at games. I didn't let her win because I wanted her to learn strategies and figure things out. She can now kick my a** in most any game. And, like I used to, she'll give me tips and pointers to help me. Lesson well learned.

    Laura Lett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so funny! My dad never let me win, it help me with learning that life is not fair. Damn, I miss him.

    Duncan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother wasn't that much into racing games. One day I finally convinced him to play GT2 with me. I knew if i beat him too much he wouldn't play again, so I trailed just behind him for the whole race, being competitive, with the intention of overtaking at the end to win. I messed up and didn't win. He decided not to race me again after that and now he can say he has always beaten me. D'oh.

    ThatRandomGuy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to be like this when I'm a dad. remember, when you play Mario kart, family no longer exists.

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like my brother with his kids. When he plays with me or my other brother, they always root against him. It's a lot of fun.

    12'o'clock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll say this once and I'll say it now "I love this so much, i could marry the content"

    IYAAYAS64
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t breathe!! Funniest thing ever

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    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How much of this banana do you think could fit in my mouth?"

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of all the wonderful people on SNL, the actors, hosts, and musicians, my favorite parts will always be when the actors loose it.

    Michelle Brandt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put my hand over my mouth and try very hard not to burst out laughing. Oh the things kids will do/say!!!

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor woman. Take the dog and toddler for a walk, for heaven's sake.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 orange children, 1 yellow child, and 1 brunette child XD

    Jaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is where you step in, and take them to a different room to do some activity with them, so your wife doesn't have to hear them outside her room/see them all waiting there the moment she comes out again, because that will make her feel such pressure.

    Sleepy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband used to send me pics like this from outside the bathroom door too. A Great Dane, a Weimaraner, a cocker spaniel and two kids.

    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks frighteningly familiar...

    sharyn turnicky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dogs learned to open the door so the kids just followed them in!

    Trish Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can have alone time when you're dead

    Crazy Meerkat Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might seem funny but she is probably having a mini to medium breakdown in there.

    John Kamau
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A minute from each of the creatures

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    Brocken Blue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 I mean understandable. Subway is not exactly food, it’s more like having a mistake made in front of you.

    Caligo(he/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know Subway showed videos of my conception

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    Isaac Harvey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you go to a buffet, technically, the meal gets made in front of you.

    Bored Seb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in a subway, they don't make food in front of you. they assemble it in front of you.

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    Mila Preradović
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even THAT much, first we go to supermarket to choose snacks and then browsing Friday night movies on HBO. Last Friday was Bumblebee :)

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    Richard Low
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1-2 movies for a weekend? Amateurs .

    H.M. V.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I spy the last good adaptation of Black Beauty? That movie is so good. And also A features Sean Bean in a minor role, before he was famous and B traumatized my sister, who was somewhere between 6 and 12 years old at the time of watching. To this day she is still of the opinion that it should have a FSK 12 rating instead of FSK 6. The original novel was written in the 19th century, about the life of a 19th century working horse and the author very much used it to highlight animal cruelty and human carelessness leading to horrible accidents (plus human affecting stuff like Tuberculosis, social inequality etc.). Everything horrible that could happen to a horse in that time period happens to Black Beauty (who isn't so beautiful at the end anymore) or horses around him. A lot of it isn't even featured in the movie, but yeah, both people and horses are mistreated, get in dangerous situations, get seriously ill and/or die in this story. Tis not for everyone.

    Anna Stephenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The good old days!- I mean in 1996 I was graduating High School, so it was more like I took MYSELF there, but yeah/ there was a sense of ceremony about it- you had to chose right, because you PAID for each individual movie and had to go get it and return it etc- so even if you weren't really into it- by golly you still watched it anyway!

    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😢 I remember this and my kids LOVED it!!

    Zobi123
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG why am I crying?!! I'm crying.

    Justin Rogers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man I miss c**k buster but pretty sure I owed like a bazillion dollars in late fees

    Duncan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss dvd stores, but it was so hard to choose that I could spend an hour deciding.

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    Justin Thyme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OSHA says hearing protection required....

    Vero SM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don´t have children, for god sake

    LynnSynn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My office is next to a pediatric office. I here babies screaming through the walls and I just start crying at my desk.

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, but I LOVE socks. I have a drawer full of crazy socks. I'm 41, I figured it's finally my time to dress like I want to XD Socks should be a thing of joy for all!

    Trish Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not want a boat cruise but I also own too many socks... is there a third option?

    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yeah the yearly reminder that I have no friends. But by all means yeah let’s party.

    Furious George
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this. We used to always give my dad ties. Not sure why everyone decided he would want that.

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought my husband an amp...

    Baleygr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just sexist. No, not all women are lazy and cheap and expect to be a princess. Not all women just want to be trophy wifes, ffs. Most don't, actually.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For my last birthday, my grandkids got me a pair of socks that said " Best. Grandpa.Ever!". They are the most expensive socks I own now.

    Louisa Spoke
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never go on a boat cruise. They will never be a thing I want to do. I have never given my partner underwear for a gift as that’s repulsive and lazy.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell, it’d be nice if he just remembered.

    Karen Philpott
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just ask them what they want, then if they're not sure, offer them socks. They'll come up with something better very quickly.

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    Catman (He/Him)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man. I didn't activate them once. Never again.

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    Sami-Jo Ross
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He clicked three times. He made them too powerful.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I'd be real careful about waving that beard around those flames.

    Richard Low
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: NORAD were on high alert when this blipped the screens.

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    potatoe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro did they just cover the original watermark and stick a boredPanda over it??

    ThatG
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The green is already there on the original post on Instagram.

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    majandess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG. My husband did this with a giant unabridged dictionary in the middle of the floor. I gave him five minutes to look for it. And then I yelled into the room, "How's the search going?!" And he insisted he couldn't find it. I asked if he was sure, and he gave me that pleading response that said he couldn't find it. Peeps... He was standing RIGHT OVER THE DICTIONARY in the middle of the floor. It was literally between his feet. He had to move his feet around this behemoth of a book in order to navigate the room. OMG.

    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same but with either of my parents.

    Louisa Spoke
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s an everyday occurrence in the house. His mother can’t find anything either.

    Dr. Skulhamr (Skulhamr)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost all lost things are simply "behind the milk."

    jmdirks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened when I was a kid with my grandma.

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    les
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    amatures, that pizza box could easily have been added to the stack.

    Mila Preradović
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of recyclable "trash" in these pictures hurts my hollier-than-thou European eye like there is a toddler poking it over and over :(

    Laura Lett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI, some places don't have recycling. My best friend has to take hers to her parents house. Because, the city wants to over charge the condos where she lives.

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't they just take it out? Who can live with this?

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because it's division of labour. Traditionally wife's job is to cook man's job is to remove trash. At least in the west. hence the piled up trash is cooking stuff. The roles are nonsense of course, but if he was allowed to not do the minimum task of taking out the trash, what would he do? sit on the couch?

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    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She shouldn't have to. You live there, too you lazy f*cking jacka$$.

    Baleygr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly that! Why would you watch this happen and just do nothing but wait until the other's fed up with it and does it?

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    Louisa Spoke
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do the garbage and yes I’m a woman. My partner doesn’t do it. He’s cooking and doing the dishes as I’m bad at those.

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take the trash out to the bins, he moves the bins.

    Kelly Lee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OR she could just take the dang stuff out herself - I'm the wife-part of my marriage. The worse you make it, the less they'll want to do it, and once they see how high it got this time, they will have a goal to beat next time you decide to do this again.

    Joshua David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang. This looks like it should be in the lazy husband thread....

    karen Young
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1st one looks like office ..cinder block wall. But lazy all around

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hack is just don't have kids.

    Pamela24
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, exactly. My little nephew was just born and as cute as he is - no biological clock ticking here yet (and I'm the older sister). Happy to babysit, though.

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    Adashimalover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only have kids if I adopt, use IVF (I think that's what it's called), and sperm donations. So I'm in the clear(I'm a lesbian for context to this)

    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hack, as a mom of 3 kids, is: when you are calm, they are calm. This applies to almost anything, really. Bedtime-anything. Getting them up and dressed in the morning. Having them try new things or goto new places lije school, kindeegarten or a store. The list continues. So let me repeat: when you are calm, the kids are calm. (Sometimes it's not an option to be calm and that's ok. Just prepare for some rebellious a**holes instead of (mostly) sweet kids. :)

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You shall survive. It takes a while, but they'll reach majority, and several years after (when you get used to the quiet) the world will be yours.

    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A vasectomy is the only get-rich-quick scheme that actually works.

    HogHedge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids are awesome. Build a good relationship is the only life hack you need.

    Rhys
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son is one week old today.

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....or whatever narcotic your deity chooses to self-medicate with.

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When people say I don't look my age, I respond with, it's because I didn't have kids who sucked the youth out of me.

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter: I would like to go back to Japan again. And can we order sushi tonight? Me (thinking the company Daddy works for has just gone bust and the translation industry I work in has collapsed due to AI): Did you know that ordering sushi costs 100 weeks of pocket money? Mummy and Daddy work hard but sometimes we don't have the money we need to do all the things we want. But that's OK. We have the basics and we love each other oodles.

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 6 year old is constantly asking how much things cost. Not like dinner or a game. Like, what a house or car costs. He then said to me the other night, when I’m grown up I still want to live here with you in our house okay? He then asked for a bank account.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this one hits me right in the wallet!

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    Brocken Blue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s all the couch’s fault in my house. And gravity is an accomplice. All family members are innocent bystanders in the whodunnit mystery of “where did the remote go?”

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny, I lost the tip of one of my earbuds and searched under the chair cushions. This is a hand-me-down chair, but I didn't have that in mind when I began my exploration. Absolute truth, I found a key fob with a VW & house keys, a Sony remote of some sort, and one of those looong wand/lighter things. Heaven knows what else is in there, but I was laughing too hard after I found the lighter to continue. ETA, never found the earbud tip.

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    Dogcat vet (retired)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog has it...and he put it under the cat. So good luck with that.

    SubtlExplosion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stand up! I asked you if you were sitting on it and you LIED to me. Stand up!

    SubtlExplosion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just like that the interrogation goes so quickly. "Are you sitting on the remote?" "No." Then they immediately get called on that: STAND UP!

    12'o'clock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me every time my four brothers came over

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    Seb Benson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes life lessons are harsh... gotta be done though!

    Crazy Meerkat Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am 33 and refuse to do high fives for exactly this reason. Someone did that to me in primary school. Will never forget that feeling. Fck you Timothy!

    Richard Low
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go for it, they need to know these life skills.

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't go crying to your mama 'Cause you're on your own in the real world

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    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very accurate. We found rituals and made them evolve through months (songs, or naming body parts, explaining each step...). Very useful. * Edit: typo

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until that one day where kiddo decides they want to repeat step two 45 times in a row?

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    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned to dress a wiggly almost toddler in any direction. Upside down, backwards, doesn’t matter. I got this. Now diaper? Um, no. I don’t remember this being an issue. I do know we kept toys there that he only got when getting changed so they kept his interest. We also sang and talked like Nadine mentioned.

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I have a feeling YOUR life isn't going to be much longer, watch your back.

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I'm being watched...

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 19, and I'm 99% sure there's contents in the very back of the fridge that have never been touched since I was born.

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    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The man's wondering what he did to deserve this.

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    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a mother of a 13 year old, no, no it doesn't get easier and they're less cute also.

    valyn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom used to say it was a good thing she could remember how cute we were as babies and toddlers. It helped her get through the teenage years.

    K W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they sleep through the night at some point. Mostly.

    FABULOUS1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a mother whose oldest is 33 and youngest 22, this is a lie. Only difference is I dont have to answer the door or phone for them.

    Sarel Seerower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is true. The first few months of parenthood are the toughest. Before that you were almost completely free to do what you want.

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a mum of 6 kids over 30. They don't get easier; they just get more expensive.

    cdubaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5 kids...30yo (M), 24yo (F), 21yo (F), 13 yo (M), 12yo (F) and all I can tell you is it gets easier when they're ADULTS but the problems the adults come at you with are usually hugely complicated/life altering.

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    K W
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No this is an excellent reason to leave dads alone with their kids.

    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wayne's World! Party Time! Excellent!

    Awesome At Being Autistic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have to completely shave my son's head when he was little, due to his severe seborrheic dermatitis. I came home one day to find that his dad had taken blue chalk and drawn a big blue arrow on our son's head so that he could look like the kid in Avatar: The Last Airbender. I laughed so hard!

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the left must have not gotten the memo; Party on, Wayne!

    Jana Jankova
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is with illiteracy these days?

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Partly autocorrect and partly that it's always been that way but is now more visible?

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    Michelle Brandt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dump all the clean clothes on your bed and have them find all the socks while you fold/put away everything else.

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daily laundry and fold straight from the dryer.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take all day to do 5 loads of laundry. Swear you are not doing this to yourself again and you're gonna keep up with it this week. Repeat

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    Rizzo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The map of the beaten track in my head is not easy to overwrite. Why don't they understand that?

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh they do understand. Just like they understand that by re-arranging you'll walk that beaten track down the wrong aisles where they hope you will impulse buy something not on your list.

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    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best part is when you ask a sales associate where something is, and they don't know either.

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    EmbersAreOut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 15 and I get angry!! They shouldn’t change the store around!!

    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it ruins everything.

    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last time I nearly cried. Am 63 now.

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it makes perfect sense that TP and tampons are separated by toys, housewares, office supplies, and clothes.

    Chia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It feels like a personal affront. I want to be a person who is just like “Oh, maybe the bread is on the next aisle over, perhaps I shall just read the overhead signs.” But, friends, I am not that person.

    Harlan Bleiler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refuse to go to the one that just reorganized. It’s like anarchy.

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When putting on your work out clothes and shoes takes away all the strength you have

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this. Sometimes I'd gird my loins to clean/organize a room in the house, feel a bit weary in the middle from all the lifting/sorting, lay down for a second to rest, and bam, three-hour nap... XD

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    LuckyL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even then she gave me heartburns!

    Insono
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kicked my mom in the ribs all the time and also ended up making her water break and give birth 3 weeks early. My sister gave my mom a herniated disk and massive short term memory problems, the amount of times she locked her keys in the car or left them hanging on the outside of the door was ridiculous I'm told 😂

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little girl was a dream but my son definitely gave me attitude in the womb and flipped me the bird while he was nursing not 3 hours after being born! :D

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    Kati Oliver
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is my husband. then we have to pass all the same cars.........only faster.

    cdubaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truth...especially coming off the rest stop ramp! "I passed then mf'ers like 30 minutes ago! How did it take you that long to pee?" :-)

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    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I didn’t realize I was in the 1% as we keep tissues we’ve taken from hotel rooms (they’re in bags not boxes) in the car at all times. I’m not sure if that makes me fancy or a thief…

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately they bet on someone who, to be frank, would be turned into glue if they were a horse. But it's too late now.

    Caligo(he/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for the new descriptor. Im going to use this to describe myself to new people.

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    K W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many dads have undiagnosed narcolepsy.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad always does work even when he’s on holiday. He doesn’t do it because the company is making him, he does that because he does nothing but work. He even brags to people by saying that he still did work despite being on holiday

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not married, but been with my boyfriend for 22 years. He falls asleep before me - every night - and I hear him snoring. I have a lot of problems sleeping and hearing someone snore blissfully is somewhat maddening XD I'm not mad at him though, but sometimes it's like "OMG YES YOU CAN FALL ASLEEP EASILY I GET IT STOP MAKING IT SO OBVIOUS!"

    Bobby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he's falling asleep very fast and he's snoring there is a good chance has sleep apnea. Almost guarantee it if he also complains off excessive sleepiness during the day. Especially if he's a bigger guy

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trouble if it happens in the middle of your significant other's question, "whose turn is it to take out the garbage?" and it's yours.

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    Marc Booker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is SO my life! I feel sorry for my wife, who often has to deal with insomnia. I can honestly say that I have had insomnia fewer than 10 times in my whole life, and never has it lasted more than 4-5 hours. Otherwise, I fall asleep within 10 minutes of head hitting pillow. It pisses her off.

    Sandy Kavanaugh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine can fall asleep while talking to me. Days a lot about my conversational skills, huh?

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am at that level where you can fall asleep in the lounge chair, but are wide awake as soon as you head hits the pillow in bed.

    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's more of a crappy girlfriend IMHO (most of the time men fall asleep faster than women but there are exceptions). Marriage with kids is sleep when you can and each one has the other's back.

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a level? I'm not sure I want to get married anymore, sounds toxic.

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    freakingbee is going offline
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dad would totally do this. i didn't have my phone for 7 months this year lol

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is that moment where you want so desperately to be mad at your dad....but your body refuses to listen and you smile anyway.

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    Pamela24
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's this got to do with being a dad...?

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dads Being Dads: 144 Posts And Memes That Sum Up Fatherhood". This is a very Dad thing to say.

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    Ali H M Salehuddin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This strikes me as the guy is clumsy..but at the same time quick witted. Should he be hired? Depends on the job. As a waiter - probably not. As a salesman - he's the guy.

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at the shops last Christmas and they were selling "Elf on the shelf surveillance cameras". I actually bought one to put over my front door in the hopes of fooling would-be burglars.

    wowbagger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ick. We're all getting way too used to constant surveillance.

    Panda Boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When treathening your kids will hell doesn't work anymore..

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    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The third one is a teenage girl as well.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m probably already close to being classified as insane

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    Pamela24
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this "Life of dad meme"?

    Crazy Meerkat Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person telling this and the lady in the bank both have dads 😆

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    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What bank requires you to withdraw $1K? #ThingsThatNeverHappened

    Bobby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The workers don't make the stupid policies, don't punish them because of this

    Chia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Choice one: Use the ATM. Choice two: Badger the teller and hold up the line to make some kind of a point.

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tis a cruel trick that pregnancy leaves you heavier, just at a time when you really need to avoid squeaky floorboards.

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so sweet - encapsulates everything about how important you are to that little person, but also how annoying they can be when you're exhausted!

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stop answering any questions or replying in anyway except to say go to sleep. My speech delayed, non talkative kid suddenly is able to remember a story about today when it’s time to sleep.

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    K W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 9 year old is not even allowed to eat in the car and somehow I still find crumbs under his booster seat.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SO many puffs were under than damn car seat when I finally took it out. I'm not sure any of them actually made it in to his mouth!

    Chia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goldfish —check! Cheesy poofs—check! Pretzels—check! Wait—Where are the Cheerios?

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm kinder. I split it 8/8 and eat one. Then when they come to get theirs I yell "dad tax" and eat two each.

    Catman (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never knew either my dad or my math teacher was on here.

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    cecilia kilian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a mom do a similar thing on a plane. The meal was pizza or chicken, there was only one pizza meal left, all 3 daughters wanted pizza. Mom got the pizza, whining ceased after 30 seconds.

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aye but have you smelled yours? Don't act like you're clean mf

    Insono
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Ik hou van jou, ik blijf je trouw, ik zal je nooit vergeten, maar hou het dekbed naar benee anders ruik ik al je scheten! 🎶

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    calendar it in, then you won't forget. as soon as you know what the plans are.

    freakingbee is going offline
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol i would forget everything if my parents didn't put it on our family calendar

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    Pamela24
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's a joke, but like...weaponized incompetence is not funny. If she tells you something like that, put it in your calendar. It's not that hard. Most of us carry it around in our pockets all day.

    JMil
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weaponized incompetence? That escalated quickly.

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This be my friends. I like to plan ahead and make sure everything's organized, meanwhile they can't remember what they're supposed to do tomorrow.

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just ignore her plan, and fix the car

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    Kody Franks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also 90% of being a teenager. My mom will scream what from downstairs and I ask what she wants and I get no answer lol.

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's also the thing where you're always in the way in the kitchen.

    BaoYen AJ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kitchen is for making food and drinks, and if you don't ever do either of those things, you are just in the way

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    Alan Gale
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for dragging up all the unhappy memories!!

    Bobby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I'm making tacos then. You don't want it make your own dinner

    Ali H M Salehuddin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well this fact goes across species.. https://youtu.be/dpvLj_OB-Y0

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I let them do it, they do eventually run out of energy. Like at 11pm.

    Monday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have the stamina to stay up to 11pm?

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    Zayla Silverwood
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you put them to bed at 8:00 they MIGHT fall asleep at 12:00 or 1:00 am

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    Jesse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this, most of the time I'm too tired to remember where I left my phone and then cuss up a storm because I didn't charge it during the night

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never bring my phone to my dining table so I do this a lot

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    Rwby Couch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah no. They probably wake up at the same time but COMPLAIN about being tired.

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    Bored Birgit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... or when I picked s.th. up from the floor in an Instant - now it takes ages!

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    Clearly sunny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WANT, WHERE CAN I BUY THIS?

    Annie Plamondon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want the ocean view through my kitchen window!

    Deta Rossiter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually too small for a double basin in South Africa...

    Jaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does everyone like this? To me, this is horrible. The clean knives are gonna get splashed with dirty water. Yuk.

    Mike Fitzpatrick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This wrecks my nerves each time I see it, no idea why.

    Furious George
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife just got something similar to this and can confirm.

    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY ARE YOU WASHING UP GRAPES AND FRUIT?

    Heather W
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To wash the pesticides off. And the filth of other peoples hands who may have handled them in the store.

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    PandaGoPanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I need to show this one to my husband …

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    Heather Gomez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't I stop snorting at this?

    Nurichwersonst
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son had exactly this face but in red, when he was pooping 🤣

    Bobby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son's favorite game when he was 2 was hide and go poop

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    Bobby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do. It took years, but she told me yesterday that she's finally starting to see it herself instead of not fitting the idea of beauty that was shoved down our throats as kids

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    FABULOUS1
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My granddaughter was an only child for 10 years and couldnt wait to have a sibling, that wore off very fast.

    Brocken Blue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 my spouse is the oldest sibling in his family. My mother in law once confidently said “oh they get over it” with regards to older siblings adjusting to new babies in the family. Well, the look on my spouse’s face when his mother said that was an utter master class in silently saying “get over it? Not fücking likely” even after 30+ years of “adjusting.” It’s a memory I cherish… and the reason we’re stopping at just one kid of our own!

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    Bobby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can usually understand my own toddler. I can never understand anyone else's

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    potatoe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy c**p it took me like 30 minutes to understand what was going on

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    Jesse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad never did anything "soft". Instead, he taught me how to fix things around the house, how to use a grill, stuff like that

    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine too :) I had mostly male friends all through my childhood/teen years, and I was the only one who knew how to do any car maintenance/checking. My dad also taught me to grill, how to fix small appliances, how to change brakes and oil, how to rehang a screen door, etc. :) Woot for the dads who taught their daughters useful life skills! ;)

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    Stardust she/her
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He had a daughter but he still abused me physically and mentally. That’s not soft to me

    Furious George
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a gross over-generalization. I get what they're going for, but that is most definitely not a given

    Ian Reynolds
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how I sleep when she gets into bed with my and my wife, and I love it.

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    Stardust she/her
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my house that voice gave the subtle message of “if you don’t obey me then I’ll beat you and force you to do so”

    Chia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this, actually.

    cdubaya
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my ex-wife used to complain and get upset about this all the time with our 3 kids. Now having 5 kids in total, my current wife uses it to her benefit.

    BucFan531
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In our house, it's the opposite. My daughter is daddy's sweetheart.

    xolitaire
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This didn't really work in my family, since all of as have (genetically?) really loud voices. Non one in this family is able to whisper if their life depended on it

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    kaycee14
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until baby starts walking! I never knew "toddler" meant Olympic sprinter.

    Debbie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And strong - to pry open a baby hand takes skill.

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    Insono
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or our cat who thought it'd be funny to suddenly start dying... On Saturday... At 1 minute past midnight... So that's emergency vet costs + weekend fee + after hours fee and then a 3 day stay + meds ☠️☠️💸💸💸

    Mike Fitzpatrick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $738.97 to be exact, but who's counting.

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but XD This is gonna be kind of grody but, my dad had a catastrophic brain injury when I was 18 and we decided to take care of him at home. He was pretty badly brain-damaged and had to wear diapers and was bedridden. I SWEAR he sometimes would look at me like this when I went to change his diaper and I'd be like "DAD NO PLZ" and the next thing I know... yep, pooping during a diaper change XD I don't have kids, but taking care of my dad for 21 years gave me a bit of a preview XD

    cecilia kilian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May the Sun, and, Moon,and Stars shine on you forever for taking care of your dad.

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    Chia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the type of lame joke told in some kind of 1950s “mens’ club.”

    Erin Geiger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This drives me nuts. I make WAY more money than my husband and I sure as hell don't cart a picture of him in my wallet lol

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    Bobby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so impressive. Look at how clean that room is. Clearly a stage picture

    FABULOUS1
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, Paw patrol and Spidey on the big screen its not what it was meant for. My grandson would disagree.

    MotherofGuineaPigs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid found Elmo exceedingly annoying.

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    Unemployed Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *eyes well up with proud tears* THAT’S MUH KIDDO

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    potatoe
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro I’m under 30 and **I** can barely understand modern slang.

    EmbersAreOut
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 15 and I have no clue what most of the slang means.

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    Harlan Bleiler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. Not going to lie. I’m 37 and was so close to looking up what “no cap” meant yesterday haha

    Lauren S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked up a while back too. Cap = lie. No cap = not lying. So basically, “For Real”. “This sandwich is bussin, no cap!” = “I find this sandwich to be enjoyable. Honestly.”

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    Mike Fitzpatrick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why there's the Urban Dictionary!

    ComfyPanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    38 here and I used the term OG (original) a few weeks ago and then got praised by one of my 13 yo daughters for using it correctly in a sentence.

    the dancing demon (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm under 20 and I have no idea what half the things people are saying is

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    Joshua Moore
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter has two of these that I still use today, she's 16. Instead of saying "It's sunny today" or "the sun is really bright" she would say "It's shiny today" or "the sun is really shiny" The other was just a number. "Daddy school is going to be 800,000 hours long today." So whenever she asks me "How much longer is this on?" or "When are we leaving" my initial response is always "800,000 hours " She stays ALWAYS rolls her eyes. I love it!!!😁🥰😂

    Molly Mitchell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i said cinimon as cinmon and when my ma told ashe still regrets it

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    April Caron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve taught at every grade level. In Kinder and 1st grade, the kids say “pasghetti” and “hanitizer” and “packpack.” But that summer break between 1st and 2nd grades ruins them. All of a sudden they’re eating spaghetti… and using hand sanitizer and backpacks. 😢

    Biofish23
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still miss res-tra-naut. As in, "Can we go have lunch at a res-tra-naut." 3 syllables, pronounced slowly and deliberately, rhymes with astronaut.

    Stardust she/her
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to say something to my brother when he was just born which didn’t make sense in my mother tongue and it roughly translates to “it’s not trouble but it’s not like I’m being troubled”. My parents still repeat that and I roll my eyes at it. My brother used to sing many weird songs and one of the best ones he sung was “when he’s from the coconuts” and I sing that all the time even though my brother gets annoyed by it

    BucFan531
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Jaffiki" ie. Giraffe Blankie. Her security blanket with little giraffes.

    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really the same, but I remember, when I was a very young child, my mother used to "joke" with me and pretend that the word "purple" was pronounced "poiple". I'd be like "No, Mom, it's PURPLE!" and she'd be like "That's what I said. Poiple." Back and forth with me saying "Purple!" and her insisting "Yes! Poiple!" It drove me NUTS as a child and she'd reduce me to tears of frustration sometimes (I was a small child when she did this.) She would also sometimes call me "Penelope" and pretend like it was my name and always had been. (My name is Crystal.) The fact that I still remember this at age 41 probably shows how unfunny she ACTUALLY was, but she thought she was hilarious XD

    Betsy Ray
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then when they still say it decades later.

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    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me today at work. 2 kids asked for seconds of yoghurt and had one spoonful and were done!

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a kid, I thought hot dog buns were "fancy" and we only got them on our hot dogs when we were out someplace special (like a baseball game or a family member's BBQ party). At home, it was ALWAYS regular bread slices used as hot dog and hamburger "buns"... XD

    Insono
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me hotdog buns are only at IKEA haha

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    Jennifer Crompton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love how kids will insist you cut off the crusts of bread, but happily eat hamburger and hot dog buns 🤔😕

    Kody Franks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG YES! This was used for everything when I was a little kid! I used to make bacon and mayo sandwiches (don't knock it til you try it) Spaghetti sandwiches with butter, or I would roll it into a ball and just take bites out of it. so good

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    Em
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friend of mine did this in line at Hollywood Video one time. The people in front of us legit started gagging. We're still giving him s**t about it to this day.

    Clearly sunny
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when people do this.🤮

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I see a little kid standing their screaming their head off in the middle of the supermarket part of me is going "ugh" and the other part is going "I wish I was still allowed to do that without someone calling the police".

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    Mashmelo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *opens eyelids* da-ad can I have some water

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    Betsy Ray
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Bruce? I mean the shark.

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    Rizzo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always feel challanged by my Nav.

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    Crazy Meerkat Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could it be because she can't even go to pee without 2 children, a dog and 3 cats accompanying her?

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    Clearly sunny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The end pieces have more flavour.

    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why, but I have an ingrained loathing for end pieces XD I see them as gross. My mom hates them too and I think she passed on that misconception to me XD

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    Rizzo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it were real bread I would happily fight for it. But this ... this isn't bread ... it's unfinished toast. This is bread! real_bread...7cdcae.jpg real_bread-646dea07cdcae.jpg

    Sean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a german that loves good bread, i agree

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    Duane Perkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then end is my favorite piece. My family always saves it for me. :)

    Tim B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always ate them first,more crust,more better!

    Deta Rossiter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, they are part of the loaf of bread that you paid for? they are edible. and have always been fought over in my household....

    InfiniteZeek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly love the end pieces.

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    Anikulapo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you’re trying to *anything* but then *kids*

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have gambled and lost before. XD

    Bobby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. My 5 year old was in the room. For a year now at least once a week my daughter asks "daddy did you accidentally poop your pants again" no and thank you for shouting that loud enough for the other parents at the park to hear

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't do it. Tell them you are heading to the car. Anything that is forgotten or left behind is gone for the day. Tough. Let the teachers s**t on the kids. Do this 1-2x and they get the message and are ready in time.

    Bobby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just tell them if they aren't ready on time they must need to wake up earlier. The threat of having to wake up earlier works so far

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    Crazy Meerkat Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can only go up from there then. I guess

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    Nurichwersonst
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With my boyfriend its the opposite... i have that 10-year old sense of humour and he just rolls his eyes like a grumpy grandma when i show him something funny... 🙄

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    Helena
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He would if he was paying attention.

    Chia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see why these are at the bottom.

    Jaya
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boomers sure have a strange sense of humour.

    Isa's left eye
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG SO I CAN FIX IT!!

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    Helena
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Devalues men? What a crock.

    Annie Plamondon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, financial worries are not for men only - nor should men act as shields between the world and 'their famlies', as though women were still confined to the home and to private matters. The very wording is disturbing. Women also have dreams that they put aside to focus on the reality of raising kids, and they keep their temper - or is it implied that they were meant to dream only of marriage and family?

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    Full Name
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this meme stolen from the 1970's?

    Clearly sunny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You paid for the dinner but didn't do the cooking.

    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shout out to the people who can spell grateful.

    Crazy Meerkat Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was feeling quite sympathetic but then had to read that twice... devalues men. WTF. Good luck bro

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are gross TBH, I throw them out and buy new ones every year.

    Anikulapo
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One does not simply “buy a new one”. I try to buy a new one and I get pain in my neck. Then I try another 3 and they don’t work. So I’m back to the old one. So I buy a fancy orthopaedic one and it’s like sleeping on a brick.

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    Anikulapo
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    2 years ago

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    xolitaire
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bed bugs and mites love to live in these

    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you mean Terrence, Hugh, Mac and Janine? They’re just in between pillows right now though I don’t see anyone really looking for a new place.

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    Crazy Meerkat Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except when you are black, then you can just go to buy milk quickly and Bob's your uncle. New single life unlocked. Guys, it is a joke that I see many times on here, down downvote me all the way to Satan's cellar.

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice if this were true. I know many more deadbeats than good ones. I feel like this applies much more to moms.

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what? What's the problem? We're not allowed to look relaxed and not-primped-to-the-nines? We're not allowed to NOT spend hours on our appearances because we're in our own HOMES and can finally lower the facades we show in public? Ugh I know this meme is supposed to be "funny" but this concept infuriates me. If I want to wear my pajama pants all day, and not even put on a bra because I'm in my own house, I'm sure as Shinola GOING to.

    JesseyM
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I completely agree with you, Lakota Wolf

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same goes for guys lol. Looking good for the homies is always more important than looking good for the girls.

    Bobby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still get ready like it's my first date with her when we find a sitter for date night

    Strings
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry folks, but the only perolson I need to "look good for" is my GF.