There are all kind of memes dedicated to virtually every little or big thing in this world.
From Halloween memes to history and science memes, to food memes and British memes. There even exist mental health memes for those with depression or anxiety. The rule is simple: if it exists in real life, it has to be turned into a meme of its own.
Now this Twitter page is also a treasure chest of memes, except the memes are strictly respectful. In fact, the page titled “Respectful Memes” describes itself as a “#1 Source of Memes to show your Grandma!”
With a whopping audience of 1.6M followers, it must be beyond funny, so let’s take a deep dive to see what this bunch of kind, lighthearted and fun memes are all about.
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This dad actually didn't have a dad and knew what it was like not having a dad so that's why he created this channel 💓
This reminds me of the idea of onlynans, where it's just a bunch of grandmas teaching you to sew a button or make chocolate chip cookies.
This is so wholesome. I feel like I'll make one with "Bro Questions" since I don't have siblings and never really had someone to ask that sort of stuff.
Hell yeah. The number of grown adults who don't know how to fix a toilet is mind boggling to me.
My husband's father is a master plumber who teaches plumbing certification courses at a local community college. Growing up, my husband worked for his dad going out on calls and picking up a bit of plumbing know how. Yesterday, I discovered that he's been using a plunger wrong his whole life because he complained that he "couldn't get any suction" in our toilet. I walked in there, plunged it twice, and came to the realization I had been suspecting for years now.
Load More Replies...Also "Your Korean Dad" is one of the most wholesome things on YouTube ❤️
Same! My mum refuses to tell me bedtime stories, apparently I'm "too old". Nonsense, one is never too old for stories!
Load More Replies...There is always a reason as to why people hate, but the issue here is whether it’s justified or not. Hate is a lot easier of an emotion than love. That’s why I believe hate=weak character, while love =evolved character.
didn't have anything helpful to add to this, but i just want to say how awesome this is
What the world needs now is love, sweet love No not just for some but for everyone
Well said! I love everyone here in the comment section, and wish you the very best!❤️
yes thank you even though I don't know you I needed some love:)
I wonder what the song is - maybe What’s New Pussycat? Perhaps Cat Scratch Fever? Stray Cat Strut? Okay I’m out.
Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been? I've been to London to visit the Queen. Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you do there? I frightened a little mouse under her chair.
I learned it as "I piddled a little bit under her chair"!
Load More Replies...my black cat passed away 3 weeks ago at 17, she was a blessing 20645231_1...bef886.jpg
Her eyes were incredible. I'm sorry for your loss. What a cutie
Load More Replies...Totally agree. I mean, who wouldn't want to spend their lives with a real void, whether fluffy, goofy, cute, or all three?
i have a lil soot sprite myself who has brought me nothing but good luck
In September the government of Namibia gifted India five females and three males which were introduced back into a monitored (they have tags) sanctuary in one of their national parks. Experts are still very much divided on this though, as it's still not completely safe for them, yet. India itself is the reason they went extinct there and they haven't really changed their ways (so, not exactly trustworthy). While it is a good thing, in some respects, it's also a very potentially bad thing should India not change (development and hunting hasn't slowed). Some experts are worried that if they start to flourish, India will begin hunting them again-a very reasonable fear. They are also worried about whether or not the cheetahs will be able to adapt to the different environment enough to flourish at all. Still, there are more pros than cons for some people, but being cautious about the pros is warranted. I hope they flourish, personally, but I'm also very skeptical knowing India's history.
Yep, probably go as weol as introducing wolves to Yellowstone. Great sucess for the park, but if they leave they are killed.
Load More Replies...Watching gravity falls right now. Upvote for the waddles-related spit-take u just caused🐽
Load More Replies...This pic is bigger than just that.... "Male students at a Canada high school wore skirts to class to protest a sexist school dress code, toxic masculinity and homophobia."
i have a couple trans friends and i always try to be as supportive as possible. PRO TIP FOR ALL Y'ALL TRYING TO BE GOOD ALLIES OUT THERE: if your friend comes out or if you meet a trans person, they probably wont get mad at you for forgetting pronouns sometimes. but WHATEVER YOU DO, DONT question their decision unless they EXPLICITLY ask for your advice. just take it at face value. chances are they really need that from someone.
I work at a facility with teenagers and help with training on certain topics. We teach the staff that adolescence is naturally a time of identity development and that the youth in our care are all over the map with this process. Some kids are very sure of and open about their gender identity or sexual orientation. Some kids are still exploring who they genuinely are and aren’t ready to openly label themselves. We teach staff it’s not their place to push them one way or another. Their job is to meet the kids wherever they are and show them caring, acceptance, and support. We don’t specifically direct the staff not to question them though but maybe we should add that in because I can see how invalidating and potentially harmful that would be. Thank you for sharing the shrimp whisperer, my mind’s a whirl now with how to weave it in, how to phrase it, etc.
Load More Replies...I wish everyone had friends like this; hopefully their family supports them as well. My kiddo knows that we'll support her no matter what; it hurts my heart so much when I hear of kids who don't have the support and love of their family.
I've got a non-binary coworker and I support them in the same way they support me. I'm not straight. There's a young man (yes, he's trans) and I talked him out of suicide.
Load More Replies...No, they're not kilts. Kilts are not pleated at the front, but just at the sides and the back.
Load More Replies...I'm so sorry for your loss. It's the hardest thing to lose a best friend.
Load More Replies...This is how I feel when my daughter, Naomi, texts. Happy, happy joy, joy
Yup! Prefect spelling, grammar and handwriting. Super bugs me when adults try to pass off things as written by kids
Load More Replies...Popped into my head immediately as soon as I read it
Load More Replies...Is it wrong how happy I am a six year old knows the difference between your and you’re?
I didn't notice, but now you've mentioned it, I'm impressed.
Load More Replies...Wish the people I live with would realize some of me is missing and stop being mad at me, thinking I'm just being sour.
How is a 6 year old using 'you're' and 'your' correctly when 90% of the adult population can't get it right?
Probably because a teacher helped by writing out the idea for them to copy. Also children often get things like this right in class, but forget later in life. Personally, I no longer mind work handed in where your and you're are used incorrectly, because I'm too busy being bothered by teens who now think it is 'ur' for both. Grrrrr
Load More Replies...if i had one wish, i would give him immortality just so he could keep on doing what he loves.
Load More Replies...Amazing memory. My younger brother will be 70 in January, I'm 73, older brother is 75. One of us is going to see the other two go. I have, and hope they have, such amazing memories.
I'm now 53. My older brother was 50 when he died in 2018. He was my only sibling. I hate that I'm having to live without him. My mam died a year after he did. My dad and be only have each other now, and he's 83. I dread the future.
Load More Replies...Right. I'm wondering what on earth were thinking. Haha youth!!
Load More Replies...Horribly sad. Nothing changes that... but... I need to ask-- how is this a meme?
Don't downvote me, but I call BS. How much was your first paycheck? $900 could have got a car. I appreciate the sentiment, because I have a similar cherished memory with a friend who passed away. We had a food fight with giant, puffy tacos not long before he passed. They were $5 a piece and we ate half of them first.
Interesting idea to have a cake fight with a wedding cake instead of just with the regular cheap old cake. What would be the inspiration behind it having to be a wedding cake? It does sound like a fantastic memory.
Maybe knowing that there won’t be a wedding for one brother and one will be absent from the other brother’s wedding.
Load More Replies...I'm sorry he waited so long, probably because his parents either knew but "never spoke of it" or were hostile/over-religious. I hope his family is as loving as we all hope they are.
He couldn't see out the window when he was little.
Load More Replies...I like to think that between the NASA shirts and the background looking like Hawaii, maybe they work at one of the Muana Kea observatories and the dog is an astronomer.
Load More Replies...I'm sure your cat is quite lovely, but they need to get behind me because I need one...unless you offer the cat as part of a combo deal, then we should talk.
Load More Replies...I showed my friend who usually does have much of a response to these things. He died of cutee
Cats very rarely have a truly bad day; just a few bad moments when things don't go their way.
My dog is a good insect! Her name is Ladybug. I tell her she's a very good little coleoptera, and her tail goes crazy wagging.
I never noticed ladybug tails before. *plots to check, come spring*
Load More Replies...Yesss! My doggie is a good girl. She is going blind but last night she barked at and chased a baby opossum out of her yard! So brave. She can't see how large the scary varmint is but she chased it anyway. Love her. <3
probably couldn't stop laughing. i know i wouldn't be able to!
Load More Replies...I only see sugarcane and a lightpole. I'm a zoology major so I can tell if there is an elephant there.
It’s like when our kitten tries to hide from us (he loves hide/seek), he’ll hide under a blanket with his face covered, thinking he’s so clever. Meanwhile his back end/tail are sticking straight out.
My kitten wants to hear more about yours. Does he also steal socks? Does he scratch the chair right next to his post? Does he get in the shower with you, then whine that he gets wet? Is it your fault whe he bats his toys under the couch? Furry little minds want to know!
Load More Replies...bro cool picture of grass but i don't see any elephant
I wonder where he went...I hope the sugar was yummy, little elephant that I can't see.
"Seriously Susan, it's been Ten years, just give me a sodding snack already!"
They might have moved the structure to a different garden.
Load More Replies...Same. We know that there's a beginning and a ending for everything and every one including our beloved pets. They going too soon 🤧
Load More Replies...That moment when you look at the date of the tweet terrified of finding that it was posted 5 years ago since that would mean the doggo has probably passed away but instead you see it was posted a week ago and your heart sings
The richest person on Earth will be the one that figures out how a dog can live longer.
OMG THE BOOK IS ACTUALLY CALLED “HOW TO TEACH UR DOG TO DRIVE” IM BUYING EVERY SINGLE COPY- a broke couchchihuahua
That's probably why they make you do a written test too.
Load More Replies...Already doing a better job than a lot of human drivers.
Load More Replies...Come to my house and tell me playing minecraft is haram.
I sing badly to the cats all the time. I have little songs about how cute they are.
I'm glad to learn that I'm not alone in this lol. I can break down the cat songs like nobody's business!
Load More Replies...Kitty: when can I enjoy my kitty beverage? How long is this song? Should I just start drinking it? I don’t want to be rude….
At my husband’s & my wedding, my brother wrote a song about us and sang it while playing guitar in front of everyone. It was mostly about all my pets, & everyone was in stitches from laughing. It was eventful to say the least.
That's adorable. Can you send out copies? I would love to hear/ see the lyrics.
Load More Replies...Please tell him he's got it easy! I mean, verse 35, that's a proper ballad right there! I, on the other hand, usually just pseudo-musically repeat the same few variations of "you furry fluffy striped whiskery galloping black-beaned kitty-cat with paws and a tail" nonsense to my cat.
Ok. Well done Bob. You made me laugh on a Monday morning. 😂
Load More Replies...I like putting my hand in the water and pretending it's the Loch Ness monster breaking the surface. Yes I'm 34, why do you ask? Lol
Did the glasses talk? That's a pretty intense interrogation going on there. They better talk before he puts them on the rack!!
Is your boyfriend good-guy or bad-guy in this scenario? I am sure he's a good-guy so he can't use water boarding. You might want to remind him that. May be he got carried away and need his partner to bring him back on right track of law and justice.
who wants to make an earth sandwich i live in Hawaii i have no idea what’s across the world from me
if you wanna know yours : https://www.findlatitudeandlongitude.com/antipode-map/#.V7x8v5iLSUm Anybody from Chatam Islands ? :)
that was incredibly helpful, thanks! unfortunately i have no sammich buddy :( unless someone out there wants to sail hundreds of miles off the coast of Perth, Australia and throw a slice of bread in the ocean for me?? lol
Load More Replies...My fav thing about the pandemic was seeing where tv personalities actually live in real life
I loved watching ours too, one had two big fluffy white dogs and a cat, it was so fun to watch her even though she basically said the same thing every 8 minutes, you never know when you will get to see the dogs or cat.
Load More Replies...Do they make a fish-shaped one for cats? I think they should.
Load More Replies...oh man that looks exactly like my human sized couch! minus the bone pillow.... pup has lovely taste :)
But they're so beautiful so it's worth it. My mom had a sheltie with a bit of Aussie mixed in and she was my favorite dog. Definitely a barker but so smart and sweet.
Load More Replies...My friend has a parrot who says, "HANG UP" when his phone rings. His business is such that he often takes calls at home. It's frustrating for him but hilarious for me.
They're Shelties. They'll figure it out; they just won't care.
Load More Replies...We need this for my cat. She waits until my dad's on the phone to jump on his computer and walk across the keyboard/monitor. Or do the dogs want their own call?
Don't know why you got three downvotes, bc it's literally a Shrek reference 😀 so here's an upvote for you
Load More Replies...That's an awesome statue! Who needs more boring old people displayed if we could have this?
The one in back is a permanent tribute to this pupper's greatness.
Load More Replies...I need this! Well, I don't NEED it; I'm a man. Would it be a weird Christmas present for my wife?
Apparently after this became a meme the concept blew up and tons of women now have menstruation crustaceans
They actually had a really sweet series of an airplane dad on their YouTube channel
Load More Replies...When there's an excess of applicants, what are they supposed to base hiring decisions on? Nepotism? Smiles and handshakes? Having the gumption to barge into an office and insist on an interview? The cut of one's jib?
..it would be a miracle if HR here would act the same.. greetings from Italy..
This is me when I pull out some of my old toys for my girls to play with. And the boardgames. And the cassette tapes with stories and music on. And whenever they watch a childrens'show that me and their fad also watched as kids. When my bf and I made a box with our old dinosaur figurines COMBINED and gave it to our daughters we were in dino-teaching mode for weeks! Especially our oldest girl is a dino fan. She sometimes tells us about dinosaurs. SO CUTE!!!! (I can really recommend that ppl save their fav toys and boardgames for when they have their own kids ❤)
I lived in Japan twice as a child. My brother was into Pokémon at the time (30+ years ago) and now his kids are. My 7-year-old nephew gave me my first Pokémon card last night at dinner. I put it inside my clear phone case. 😁
Completely unrelated, but it looks like he's drinking a Yuengling, which is America's oldest brewery. **The More You Know**
Was waiting to see if anyone else caught that! Props for spelling it right!!
Load More Replies...Wish I kept all of my original Pokémon cards. Unfortunately they got lost in a move to a new house
A cat is never late, nor is it early. It arrives purrcisely when it meowns to.
Load More Replies...Cat sings, "This could be my big moment; my moment of glory, in the story!"
Did any of you notice the cat in the book? It looks just like him/her!
My little brother was drunk and we had to catch the train home. He asked every single persons in the train station (5 - 10? I can't remember) where the train was going, was this the right train for us etc. He told them "I need to make sure my sister gets home safe".
So this guy wakes up. He's dressed in last night's clothes, he stinks of liquor and vomit. He quietly gets up, takes a shower, changes the bed, and throws everything in the washing machine. He goes downstairs, to find his wife making his favorite breakfast. She's put flowers on the table, she's all dolled up. She says, "Good morning, Dear." .... The man is seriously confused. "Why aren't you mad at me?" he asks..... "When you got home last night, I sure was," his wife admitted, "but when I tried to get your clothes off of you, you told me to leave you alone because you're married."
Because married couples don't have to go everywhere together. Few years ago, my husband had a bit too much at a work Christmas party. A nice lady he works with took his phone and called me as he had been going on about his wife so long she thought I should come get him. When I go to work parties, I don't take my husband. Last party, two guys had more than they were use to and spent most of the evening arguing over who had the better wife - I found it very sweet.
Load More Replies...Unless it is the single player campaign. Then the game can pause....
Load More Replies...When my son first started playing computer games, I was a little worried that it was bad for him, and wasn't sure how much excitement I should show him when he did well. Well, he's been playing them for a while, and he's doing well in school and still goes out every day. So he gets a well-deserved high five when he completes a level.
Just re-read my comment, and noticed how many times I repeated the word, "well". Oh well!
Load More Replies...My son(11) is aware of this and I do this to him "Are you winning son?" all the time. It's kind of our thing.
My dad asks the same question every time he sees me playing on my PlayStation and I’m 32, he’s done it ever since I got my first console and it’s his way of checking in with me to make I’m enjoying it even though he has no idea about what I’m talking bout and it’s that sort of care for me that shows he loves me no matter what. Especially as he has more in common with my brother who plays rugby and drives a lorry for a living than me who enjoys gaming and reading fantasy novels and lord of the rings. I hope everyone has or gets to have a dad like mine.
My husband always asks me this when I'm playing videogames and it's so sweet.
I don't care if he is winning or losing this is an amazing and relatable moment
And even worse, edited the message with "Nvm, figured it out!" before anybody could even help. With no mention of how they fixed it.
Load More Replies...After the Shmoyoho “It’s Corn” song video came out, I tried to search if those brothers had regular jobs. The recommendation function came up as “do they have regular…bowel movements”.
whoa. so this was probably posted first on reddit (probably already stolen), then it was transferred to bored panda, then screenshotted and posted on twitter, then screenshotted and put on bored panda again.
The wolves who were in the movie the Sorceror's Apprentice live at Howling Woods Farm in NJ. You can go visit them, for 30 bucks you get an hour to play with about 13 different wolves. They'll tell that they had to use rubber bands to make the wolves look like they were snarling, because they are all such big sweethearts they wouldn't growl or snarl. (They weren't hurt by the rubber bands, and they were well rewarded for doing their work).
So what if copied - the first time I have read, and it bought a smile to my face! Just enjoy the positivity!
Astronomers... But hey post is still correct because I haven't got foggiest as to how they saw all those images in the sky. Probably high as kites...
That's completely ridiculous - how are they getting a goat from that? It's obviously a hippopotamus
I'm going to assume that Greeks considered lobsters and crabs the same general type of creature.
Some years ago I changed our cat's covered litterbox &, by accident, put it back in the laundry with the opening hard up against a wall. I walked into the laundry again not long afterwards & my cat looked at me like she was a Manager about to sack an incompetent employee
I do for some games, but not others. It really depends on my mood I guess.
Agreed. Hollow knight is meant to be ragequit. That’s ok. Minecraft isn’t. That’s also ok.
Load More Replies...Very much depends on the game. Any narratively driven game gets played on the easiest setting so I can also follow the story. Then I'll go back and play it on a harder setting for more of a challenge. Any brand new game also has the first level played on easiest if there's no tutorial because you'll never learn how to play if you keep losing before youve worked out what all the buttons do.
How true is this. I hate new games that are all about online grouping, competition, getting awards, rewards, comparing e-peens, etc etc. I just want to go into god mode and play to my heart's content. That or spend an hour or so simply cutting grass in Minecraft.
I don't play on the easiest. I play on "normal" settings, or how the game sets it usually. I tried AC in easy mode and in legendary, I didn't like either. Easy was too easy and legendary was instant death every time. So it was in between in order to have a good fight, but also enjoy the story. If I didn't get caught in between side quests. Lol
I'm just learning how to use the controller. (I used to play only with pc on keyboard but I have a good friend who has a PS so I try to learn it to be able to play together.) I'm really grateful for it if games have more difficulties because I'm still horrible with the thing.
The 2 games I am playing the most at the moment are Elden Ring and Kirby & the Forgotten Land 😀 hard, easy... as long as you have fun, that's all that matters !
Depends on the game really, I like a challenge but I also like to turn it down a notch when I can't get a particular boss or stretch. And sometimes I turn it up if I feel I'm getting bored. As I said, it depends.
This is me and my best friend when she lets me ramble on about how amazing sharks are.
I totally get this, my boyfriend really likes to play those strategy video games (and also just video games, like fighting games and novel games ) like those yugioh game things. He likes to talk about his new decks and how fun it is to put them together and and talking about the battles and stuff and I have no idea what he's talking about but he said he would try to teach me how to play them, but I just love when he talks about something he likes, it makes me happy. He also lsietns to me ramble about different types of alcohol markers so lol
Early 20th century residential architecture!!! Anyone?? Anyone? No? That’s okay. I’m still excited about it. 😂
Looks like me listening to my daughter talk about her D&D campaigns. I don't know a teifling from a hole in the ground but I love what she loves
In gr. 9 my friend & I were hanging out, & all of a sudden I was like, “oh my god, he’s so cute!”, she agreed. As we were approached by the cutie, it dawned on us that she was talking about the dude, while I was talking about his dog, 😂
😂 My partner always gives me the look of shame when I see a cute dog and say how cute he is while the male owners often throw me strange looks.
Load More Replies...100% Me. Like, don't invite JUST me over if you have a dog because I'm there for the dog. Invite other people too if you want conversation other than, "Who has a puppy face? YOU have puppy face! So much puppy face! Gimme, gimme, gimme, need all the puppy face!"
I'm not really an introvert, but I will snuggle, cuddle, pet, talk to, and/or interact with all of your critters be they furry, scaley, slimey or whatever...long before I will interact with your other guests. Animals > people, in every instance, always and forever!
I was recently at a friends fairly large birthday party. I sat on the ground because the table was full, and her smaller dog came and sat on my lap and her other two dogs sat right in front of me so I just pet them for like 35 minutes and didn't talk to anyone.
I am an introvert, but even if I wasn't, dogs and cats are better than people and always must be greeted and loved-on.
you see guys dO YOU SEE IT NOW GUYS I TOLD you cats were liquid but diD YOU LISTEN???
too bad you aren't the human whisperer, they might have listened to you
Load More Replies...Like how horrific and horrifying are the same but not terrifying and terrific…
Son. Of. A. B***h. I just rid my brain of this particularly annoying ear worm last Thursday.
Joke's on you - I can't hear it because the tetris title song is playing on repeat in my head
I despise that song. Not just because it is so catchy. Also, there should be a period after the No (indicating the abbreviation of the word Number) not a degree symbol. It's not 98°!
I don't disagree. And on that note...why is it that it's No. and not Nu.??
Load More Replies...That's a drawing from Hannah Hillam aka Verbal Vomit but the words have been changed. Not a Fan of ppl doing that ... https://hannahhillam.com/
As a kid I used to love hearing my name in that song until I was older and realized what the song was about.
I can't begin to explain how tired I got if that song, in high school (when your name is in the song, it gets very annoying)
My dog was a stray, so I have no idea when her birthday is. My niece (she was 5 at the time) offered to share her birthday with the dog, so now they both get cakes and head pettings in May.
My aunt and grandfather (on same side) share a birthday. He talks about how she was "the best birthday present ever".
I had a cat that shared a birthday with me. Imagine that: a Virgo cat.
We should make a school that teaches through memes
Load More Replies...This is me, when my idiot siblings are acting like my idiot siblings.
hehehe.. im in class and trying desperately not to laugh 😭😭
Load More Replies...Me too! Girl we probably know each other. I think everyone in Louisiana knows eachother
Load More Replies...I made a coma playlist. My favorite songs and entire albums I want my family to play at my hospital bedside if I'm ever in a coma. Listed in a small notebook that lives on the kitchen table.
Because that's what music is for, making us feel good (though the definition of good may vary)! I have a perfect pop album (like, quintessential pop, you know, the very definition of pop, the golden standard. And it's in Korean, so I don't understand a single word, which makes it absolutely perfect) that I always turn to when life is just a little to much to bear.
Me playing Imagine Dragons for the 900000000000000000000th time...
For those who are up an early, hope you have a wonderful time. And those who are still awake and pass your bed time, please go to sleep and have sweet dreams
I actually have this problem. I take medication that depletes melatonin and discovered that the only reason we get sleepy is because of the melatonin in our bodies. So I no longer get sleepy or feel sleepy unless I take a sedative, which I don't. And yes I have tried taking melatonin (many times, many brands, many dosages) it has not worked and usually gives me a headache. So too many days I will remain awake until the sun comes up, which annoying. Oddly, WHEN the sun comes up, I usually fall asleep. After 6am or 7 am. It depends. I am not sure why I would not feel sleepy until I have been up 24 hours. Why not sleepy after 18 hours awake? Why not sleepy at 15 hours awake? What the heck does the sun coming up have to do with finally going to sleep after being up all night and up all day the day before? --- Rant over.
I wonder where that picture is from. Looks like pulp sci-fi and I'm intrigued.
Algae can't stand up that straight--the ceiling's too low!
Load More Replies...It's not how things are, it's just my mental illness.
Load More Replies...I'm still angry that marvel didn't bring Clifford in as a hulk experiment and have him as part of the avengers.
I see him as more of a Muppet than an Avenger.
Load More Replies...That message makes me die inside a little every time it pops up, lmao. Yes, game, I NEED the three tons of armors, weapons and random junk!!
Load More Replies...A little off topic, but if anyone is curious what those images are from, they are Tarot cards. The Seven of Swords and the Nine of Swords.
I once got the Nine Of Swords for at least three days straight...
Load More Replies...Welp. Now I just need to find a town where a cat is in charge and move there. Maybe I can even become its assistant.
Sorry, but this kind of sweetness only happens in Minnesota. I had a friend from Minnesota. She said, "nobody ever leaves Minnesota. Because we are very agreeable people and when you get to the state line, there is a sign that says "Leaving Minnesota. Clean Bathrooms" so we do. And nobody ever gets any farther than that. You should see what happens when there is a sign on the floor of the grocery store that says "WET FLOOR""
Load More Replies...i havent watched the anime but i saw the main character a couple days ago so i understand this
cuz the 4th wish was the one where he asked for 4 wishes
Load More Replies...But isn’t that one of the genie rules? That you can’t wish for more wishes? I might be wrong though, I’m just going off of Alladin
Ugh are we going to have to start talking about different sized infinitys again? Take an infinite line of numbers now make a list of all the prime numbers in that line, the prime numbers list is still infinite it's just a smaller infinity than the original. The main challenge is finding enough bananas for scale.
But they will eventually meet eachother at infinity( the same number)
Load More Replies...Why would you want the 20s? You just said ONE is easier to pay with.
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I want to copy and paste this but I can´t because it´s a picture :(
much obliged, pardner. *doffs cowboy hat as banjo music intensifies*
I worked at a Halloween supply store and recommended to people buying these that they transport them like this
It's called a desktop computer... but it was always on the floor! Ha ha ha. Funny! But for real, I totally did this too.
A fictional notebook that kills whoever's name is written in it.
Load More Replies...Well, and this is why I just ordered green wellis with a frog on them online!
My son read where they have a stuffed/plushy toy hospital in Japan. You drop off your damaged stuffed toy and they will repair it good as new.
I'm more of a vodka man, but I'll always listen to a guy in a yellow shirt.
A zillion years ago, me and a few of my girlfriends would get together on Saturday night to watch 4 half hour design shows on HGTV between 8pm and 10 pm. The drinking game was, you had to take a drink whenever someone said the words, whimsy, whimsical, or patina. Sometimes 'eclectic'. It was brutal. Everyone had to sleep over.
NO NOT THE FURBY AAAAAAA *furby laughs menacingly*
Load More Replies...Wanna know the secret?🤫 Look for the line running down the middle of the metal part of the connector. That line is (almost) always at the bottom.
Sam Juan --- YOU ARE RIGHT!! 105 years later and NOW I find out the secret? Of course the first thing I look at is my phone charger, of course it goes in sideways and I'm stymied. But I also use a corded mouse for my laptop and low and behold. true2-6369...82fe1a.png
"This is what happens when you don't feed me *exactly* at 4. Let this be a lesson to you, peasant."
Decoy Keyboard. (Pic saved to my google drive for like 20 years) decoykeybo...7f114a.jpg
nope. everyone and anyone can be part of the boys. A N Y O N E. A N Y T H I N G. E V E R Y T H I N G. IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE BOYS. IT WILL ALWAYS BE THE BOYS.
But will he get fur in my food? Either way I'm picking him, but I'm just curious.
I guess there will be fur in your mouth whoever you choose.
Load More Replies...A reporter is at a pride parade, and they went up to someone and asked “How many genders are there?”
Load More Replies...I think the guy made his user name |-----4cm-----|, and on this other guys display it happened to be displayed at the right size to actually be 4cm on his monitor.
Load More Replies...The guy in a comment above explains it. " think the guy made his user name |-----4cm-----|, and on this other guys display it happened to be displayed at the right size to actually be 4cm on his monitor."
Load More Replies...i wish this would happen to me lmao i would laugh so hard 😭
yasssss! *i don't want a lot for christmas....* is there a person alive who doesn't lose it when that drops?! lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfOJ7Fk4jFY&ab_channel=HeavyMetalHeroesOfficial
A png is an image format that allows for transparency. The checkered pattern behind the hat is how transparency is represented in photoshop. This usually means the background has been removed. This only works if the file is saved as a png. It the file is saved as a jpeg the transparency is discarded to make a smaller file.
Load More Replies...reminds me of the one tumblr post where the trans guy said that now that he can present masculine and is a short boy, he can make a distress call to summon a pack of milfs to protect him
Thank you for being so positive over the last couple of weeks, light those candles !!!
Just finished doing my taxes, definitely needed some feel-good after that stress lol
Thank you for being so positive over the last couple of weeks, light those candles !!!
Just finished doing my taxes, definitely needed some feel-good after that stress lol
