After a long week at work, some people get their energy back by going out with friends, while others put their phone on silent and stay at home instead.
If you belong to the second group (or don’t, but want to learn more about their “peculiar” nature), the Instagram account @introvertmemesss has everything you need.
It shares funny and relatable jokes for the socially exhausted, highlighting what they might not be saying out loud for fear of being misunderstood, but feel deep in their gentle souls.
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Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking? 🐭🐭🐭
Load More Replies...The bottom list sounds like me but I don't mind being around people.
The one nice thing about turning 70 is my memory no longer remembers many of my cringe moments of my life. The few I do remember I now laugh at. Because really, our stupidity of youth is really humorous.
For me it's nice knowing that almost all of the people I made a fool of myself in front of have passed 😎
Load More Replies...On a whim (and because it was -75% in the winter sales), I picked up Taylor Swift's remake of her 1989 album. I'm not really following her singing half the time so no idea what the songs are about... But as a person who likes symphonic metal, classical, and prog rock, there's a surprising amount of stuff going on in those songs, musically. So I've been hopping around the album and gone through three sets of batteries in my little CD player today just appreciating the arrangements.
Though, "Shake It Off", was that a challenge to create the most annoying song ever? If so, well played, it deserves a spot right next to The Blobby Song. 😂
Load More Replies...Cleaning? That'll need something powerful and upbeat. Cue Avantasia... 🤘
Women only want one thing, starts with P and ends in S: potatoes
I used to look younger than I am, but now I look like Santa Claus! The hair and beard just turned white all at once
Floaters. I've had them all my life, more than most apparently. As a kid i used to move my eyes around fast to make them move to my central vision and examine them better. I was very bored at school.....
I used to get the regular, boring sort of floaters from time to time. But after surgery for a detached retina, I started getting some that were absolutely lovely shapes and colors. They still come around every once in a while, like old friends stopping by to reminisce.
I have a thing like a hydra in my right eye, apparently from a retinal tear lo these many years ago. It is thin threads and mostly sleeps quietly, but occasionally floating when I'm stressed. Eye doctors tell me the cure is more dangerous than letting it be.
Like this picture they show up most when I'm lying back in the shade of a tree appreciating the summer sky. But at least I have the ability to flit my eyes around to make them dance for me.
Isn't that a sign of stigmatism? I wear glasses and one time while Imwas seeing the eye doctor and describing thus floating things,my eye doctor said it was stigmatism.
THANK YOU! I've been frightened for quite a while. Now I can sleep in peace... 🙌🏻
Please don't ignore any type of "floaties" in my case it was a sign of a possible stroke! Check out TIA's online
Load More Replies...Those are actually no longer used blood vessels. You are born with about three times more blood vessels than you need as an adult, in order to let your body grow. The only place they can't be removed by the circulatory system is the eye, so that's why they're there.
He's in that old Pink Floyd song, Grantchester Meadows. He gets it in the end....
Sorry, that's too much like one of those "emotion" things that people apparently experience.
I'll back up and try entering the room again, hoping the muscle memory will trigger the other memory. Sometimes it works.
Oddly enough, it has a name. The Doorway Paradox. Pretty cool really. It's about how we form memory.
Load More Replies...It's hysterical when the kid who constantly teased you about this starts.
Aww, it seldom occurs to me things are photodshopped or cgi.
Load More Replies...The goose is not going to let him off until he stops calling her, "Paté."
They're happy because they know they're being recycled, and can't wait to find out what they'll be next.
Load More Replies...I don't ever let myself be happy because something bad /always/ happens. Yes I'm serious. Life is nothing but pain, worry, loneliness and misery.
I hear you. If there's one thing I've learned in life it is that if something good happens then ten bad things are waiting around the corner.
Load More Replies...Eyoo another kpop meme in the wild!! It's Danielle, (former) member of NewJeans (it's a mess 🥲)
Is every Korean <20year old a kpop member?...legit q...and if not...what's that one guy doing for a living?
Load More Replies...I don't even get this far because I'm standing there wondering why I came in the room.
He looks as if he still hasn't lost that child inside him
My spousal unit and I both have "la crève" (a nasty cold) right now, and have been isolated at home for the past week. We have coughed so much that it hurts, and we are actually doing this same gesture to prevent coughing because we have a secondary sore throat from all the coughing we have done. He's at one end of the house and I am at the other and the cats are running between us to whomever is the quietest.
A certain Mr. Musk seems to be demonstrating this quite well. 🤑
Load More Replies...Keep working on it. It's well worth the effort if you can get there.
Load More Replies...Happy to give directions. It's the realisation two hours later that I've sent them in the WRONG direction...
I'll happily give you directions. I'll give you very clear directions referring to specific shaped trees, that pothole I must remember to miss, that place I nearly ran over a cat (not my fault, it dashed out into the road), and where a tractor fell into the ditch back in 2003. Makes perfect sense to me. 😉
I havent had a soft comfortable bed in 5 years. The women keep keeping them
Get yourself a good bed and ditch the bad women. You'll be much happier!
Load More Replies...Read Einstein's 'relativity'. The analogies are d**n good even if you don't understand the equations.
Load More Replies...Just wasted this magical moment by not checking the time and avoiding emptying my bladder. Surely I would have to get up soon, right? Right?! Noooo, twas the rare occasion I could have slept in 😭
It may look awkward, but it's the sincerest form of thank you available in that situation.
you gotta keep your hands in your pocket, straight legged Minecraft walk
This is not a burn guys, I'm saying it is worse if they kept your photo as wallpaper.
Load More Replies...Ugh, no. I have lots of cutlery so I can batch them all up and wash them all at the same time.
The good thing about that is that, even if other people don't find the joke funny, you laughing so hard at it usually makes them laugh anyway
That's when you know the best thing that other people in your situation might be needing.
Having a flying pancake over your head doesn't help the situation any.
But if you instead assume that it's a flying saucer, that explains so much.
Load More Replies...Argh, I'm obliged to put the same comment I put 2 days ago. It was a one pot meal.
I like shorts etc but feel awkward for people when I seem them creating one in public.
Like when I encounter a former student I don't recognize. "Gee, Jimmy, you've changed a bit in 35 years."
We have to choose or they'll keep hounding us.
Load More Replies...Yep, I got broken up with exactly one year after the day we met. I put a bunch of thought into this message about how much I loved and cared about them that morning, and that evening they called me and said "We're better off as friends but nothing is going to change." We used to talk for hours and call every single night. We've called once in the last month. They're my only friend. It's been fun.
Googledeedo says it's Eustace Bagge from Courage the Cowardly Dog, but I couldn't tell you if that was correct or not.
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