50 Anonymously Shared Secrets That People Wouldn’t Dare To Confess In Real Life (New Posts)

That's so funny. That friend had a great sense of humor. Too bad his mother didn't.

I always wanted to hire some spy looking guy dressed in black to come to the grave side service but stand well back (hat, sunglasses, trenchcoat, umbrella, etc.). The moment they start lowering, he about faces and leaves.

*takes notes vigorously*

Great book called the coffin confessor who goes to peoples funerals for money and reveals their secrets!!

BS

I love that this is their big dark confession! Green weeing.

Litpis test. ;-)

“It’s impossible to summarize men in one post!” The post - 💀

My wife decided we'd start using this stuff at home, now I feel like Shrek every time I do my business.

Work goals. Being first in looks good on your performance review, they don't need to know the real reason

Not once, not twice but three times normal looking man said to me "Excuse me" in very polite voice and when I react politely I was presented with his "sausage".

I am beginning to think this is just a massive mem joke, I've never heard any of my girlfriends say this even once to anyone if they are approached as their first sentence.

If you're a woman, and someone waves money at you, you immediately assume the worst. "REALLY! Is that guy looking for a *date*?" Same thing when you're walking down the street and some construction worker calls out. That woman likely was in such a rush, with 15 things on her mind, and never even heard what the guy actually said.

Was at the casino. A guy left $20 on the counter, at the cashier. I grabbed and caught up to him. The sneer he gave me... of course, I'm too nice a person and said 'hey, you left this on the counter'. He snatched it from my hands, turned around and left with his boys.

Reminds me of a post I read, maybe here, buzzfeed, or other. I don't remember about a man saw a piece of lettuce in a young woman's hair, wanted to tell her and he said "Excuse me", and she said "I have a boyfriend.", so he just thought ok, Lettuce Head, and left her to it.. Lettuce and all. Lol.

It's good that they follow up when customers with regular habits all of a sudden "disappear". Not only for their business but to check in on the people!

This happened to my daughter. She was obsessed with Dominoes pizza (no idea why them lol) she ordered it every day then one time she ate it, threw up and that’s how she discovered she was pregnant and she had terrible morning sickness. After 3 days of not ordering one of the drivers stopped by her house to make sure she was ok. He even brought her favorite order with him but she had to decline it!!

My family has a customer of the month plaque from dominos....they had us a plaque made.

Meanwhile the semi local pizza and wings place my family used to order from put us on a no-delivery list because they got our order wrong once and we called about it.

My Great Aunt passed away in 1989. She had been a total recluse, despite our best efforts. When we went to "sound" the house (the police had to break in) we found pizza boxes and Pepsi cans everywhere. It was my 10 y/o son's job to bag all the cans (dozens) & stack the pizza boxes in the garage - 754 of them. We got a call from the local Pizza Hut when her obit was in the paper. They knew something was wrong when she hadn't called in her Monday order the previous week (which really helped give us a timeline of her death. Thankfully she had been discovered by a neighbor rather quickly). She'd been having pizza & Pepsi delivered 3-4 times a week. Based on all the boxes & cans, we figured she's been living off pizza for over 4 years. So sad.

Pupper knew exactly what he was doing. He wanted to help. All pups are the Goodest pups :)

Blame it one the dog? NOOOOOOOO.....Should've fixed it just enough that she thinks it was her fault.

May your cereal always be soggy, your potato chips always stale, your sodas always flat, and your charging cables always an inch too short!

At 11 I stood on that porcelain soap holder to see what my sisters were doing out back while I was stuck in the tub. It pulled out of the wall with a great splash and crash. My dad YELLED "what the f#@k is going on up there". Knowing I was in big trouble for breaking the brand new house I thought fast. It didn't break. I rubbed bar soap on the back and "glued" it back in place. It held for weeks until one morning I heard a familiar thud...and dad yelling. He leaned on it to swab the tub. (It broke that time). On the way to the hardware store I got an earful about shoddy workmanship.

What a chicken-poop you are.

Nothing wrong with this!

I donated the high quality clothing of my deceased father to a "clothes bank", as they are called here. They look like a real shop, but one may only enter with a special pass. Once or twice per year they are open for all. The money is used to buy new socks and underwear, to give away free.

Maybe leave some nice clothes for people who can’t afford the fancy brands? At 6 figures you could afford to buy things without going to charity shops.