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50 Times People Realized They Were Living With A ‘Monster’ And Just Had To Share The Evidence
You wake up and head to the bathroom. The door is locked, and your sister has just begun taking her 30-minute shower where she'll sing loudly for the whole house to hear and use up the last of the hot water. You go to eat some breakfast first instead. You pour a bowl full of cereal and open the fridge to grab some milk. Upon picking up the carton, however, you realize that there’s no more than a drop left in it. No problem, you had leftover pancakes too– Oh! Just kidding! Your sister ate those too and left a note in their absence detailing how delicious they were and requesting that you pick up milk on your way home from work.
Living with family members can be a challenge, to say the least. You’re supposed to love them unconditionally, but sometimes, they really test the limits of that love. But if you know what it’s like to have a sibling, parent or spouse with infuriating living habits, know that you’re not alone. Because below, you’ll find evidence of some of the most frustrating and questionable situations people have found themselves in, courtesy of their "kind and thoughtful" roommates.
Keep reading to find an interview with licensed Marriage and Family Therapist Jude Bijou, and be sure to upvote the pictures that remind you why you decided to move away from home. Then, if you’re looking for another Bored Panda list proving that some people live with absolute monsters, you can find that right here!
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#1
My Mom Made Me Threw Away This Good-Looking Cake Because It Was Given To Us By A Muslim Neighbour For Eid
Madame Butterfly 3 years ago
It's assorted crushed nuts in a caramelised sugar and coconut, and it's delicious with a hot cuppa! I'm Muslim and i always buy extra for my friends and neighbours, Eid or no Eid,They all love it. :)
Louisa Johnson 3 years ago
Anyone know what this is called I would like to try it, also I would be really grateful to have neighbours who wanted to share something with me that means so much to them, to clarify not the cake but Eid
Phil Green 3 years ago
Your mum needs therapy. Is she afraid you will become Muslimised? Or infected with Muslimity? Does she know that a lot of the food she eats originates in foreign countries?
Laugh or not 3 years ago
What an idiot ! Eid is one of my favorite holidays because all our Muslim neighbours would give us delicious cakes when I was a child.
Anyone can be difficult to live with, whether they are related to you or not. But for some reason, having an infuriating family member or spouse just seems so much worse than a random roommate who doesn’t respect boundaries or your shared space. Our family members are supposed to be on the same team as us. They should know our pet peeves and work to avoid them. They should want us to be happy and comfortable in our own homes. But unfortunately, they know exactly how to push our buttons, and sometimes, it seems like they are trying to drive us crazy.
I have to admit that I’m a bit of a neat freak myself, pandas, so many of the photos on this list would be cause for divorce, abandonment or moving out ASAP, depending on the nature of my relationship with these people. But I’m feeling extremely grateful for my partner after viewing these horrifying photos, because even though we get on each others’ nerves at times, at least we’re both clean. We know how to put groceries or dishes away without throwing them in a pile. Small things like a sponge being left in a dirty sink, a bag of snacks being left wide open, and dirt being tracked into the apartment can drive me up the wall, but I realize now, those are nothing compared to what other people deal with. So if you too have great roommates, pandas, count your blessings. It appears that there are plenty of monsters wreaking havoc out there…
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#2
My Husband Left This In The Bathroom For Me To Find. It's The Top Of A Tomato
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
Nah, more like widowed. Black Widowed! Like she wore a red dress under a black coat to the funeral.
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Zephyr343 3 years ago
Omg!!!! It is all pink...like, all of it. Not just some...I mean, even the baseboard heaters???
Jilltdcatlady 3 years ago
There is a viscous spider mimic on the t.p. and you're freaking on the color scheme?
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Couldnt_find_a_decent_name 3 years ago
When I tell you I would’ve screamed, I mean I would’ve SCREAMED
Pat Tamarin 3 years ago
Yep, I would have screamed, then taken the toilet plunger to his head.
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Living Example 3 years ago
Hey, if somebody's going to scare the sh*t out of you, what better place?
#3
My Mother Destroyed My PC Screen Because My Dogs Woke Her Up
Couldnt_find_a_decent_name 3 years ago
“Here’s what I found for nearest gate to hell.”
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Tyranamar Seuss 3 years ago
This isn't funny. This is abuse. Why is it on here? Needs a trigger warning.
ILoveMySon 3 years ago
ABSOLUTELY. I hope this Kiddo has someone with whom to reach. This scares me.
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robin aldrich 3 years ago
Unless this Is the 30 something year old unemployed Lazy man, owing child support, who does nothing But Live in parents basement For free and play video game All day...( Parents had to take a Him to court to evict him ...remember that?)
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MarieL 3 years ago
Just wondering - how many times have your dogs woken your mother up. Was this the first time, or was it the 30th time?
Valerie Lessard 3 years ago
I'm wondering that too. Maybe the whole story isn't told here. Maybe she works night shift in a high stress environment and this person makes no effort to be quiet. Maybe she's going through menopause which is horrific for many women and her child doesn't understand/care.
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To gain more insight on this topic, we reached out to licensed Marriage and Family Therapist Jude Bijou, who was kind enough to have a conversation with Bored Panda about the difficulties of living with family members. “I’ve learned that the problem with living with family members is that people don’t know how to communicate constructively with each other,” Jude told Bored Panda.
“This, of course, is because they weren’t taught by their parents, and so they continue the tradition and lump, dump, and blame each other rather than speaking up and listening effectively.”
“This ignoring of how one’s words and behavior affect other family members or spouses causes those most near and dear to them to feel huge amounts of sadness, anger and fear,” she explained. “The recipients in turn resort to the same destructive strategies and the patterns get ground in as an appropriate and acceptable way to communicate.”
#4
My Partner Borrowed My Car For A Few Days, And Gave It Back Like This
A. Starhawk Hunt 3 years ago
Honestly? You can hide the body in all that trash; no one know, just make sure to fit everything into the gas station trash can.
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The Queen 3 years ago
Your partner is not cool. You give people their property back the same way you received it. Ugh.
#5
So My Brother Decided To Take His Anger Out On Something Of Mine
thatlesbiantacocat 3 years ago
Isn't that the gee, I don't know, F*****G $800 DOLLAR LEGO SET THAT PROBABLY TOOK HOURS TO MAKE? SIBLING IS DEAD
Julia Mckinney 3 years ago
EX-TER-MI-NATE!!! (yes, I know I'm mixing fandoms but figured it was OK in this case).
Tess 3 years ago (edited)
My newly adopted cat did this exact thing to the original Millennium Falcon set that I had tracked down for my now Ex, as part of their Christmas present. We'd built it together, just moved into the new house, it had pride of place under the TV. Cybil decided that she didn't want it there. It hit the wooden floor from at least a metre off the ground. Apparently, ending up on the floor myself from being in tears of laughter, and struggling to breathe, and taking photos is not the appropriate response. I still have the cat, the photos, the house, several pieces of the Millennium Falcon, and the instruction booklet.
N Miller 3 years ago
The cat is innocently dealing with a big strange thing in their home, not a petulant child with anger management issues. I understand your ex's disappointment though, I'd be upset too, but I'd get over it and rebuild.
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“These unconscious ways we talk and listen are blithely perpetuated by society's role models and peers. It’s no wonder there is so much dysfunction in families,” Jude added. “The solution is for everyone from small children to adults, neighbors to strangers, as well as politicians to teachers to learn and practice the four rules of communication, as outlined and practiced according to Attitude Reconstruction.”
According to Jude’s book, Attitude Reconstruction, the four rules of communication are: talk about yourself, stay specific, stay kind, and be sure to listen. “The four rules bring loving, effective communication and feelings of connection,” Jude says. “These rules are very simple (but not easy), and the rewards of abiding by them are great. In contrast, the violations apply in virtually every setting and cause communication breakdowns and distance.”
If you’d like to learn more wise words from Jude and acquire better communication skills for addressing conflicts within your own family, be sure to visit her website right here!
#6
My Kid Wanted To “Open” The Banana By Herself This Morning. Am I Raising A Serial Killer?
Headless Roach 3 years ago
Especially that it's a banana for scale and it shouldn't be eaten.
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Crazy Nailzz 3 years ago
Naaa.. if she had been a serial killer, she would slice and dice the banana first and eat it later without leaving a trace, including peels. And she would probably keep the neck or tip of the banana as a trophy in a cute little cookie box.
Rebecca O’Donnell 3 years ago
Crazy Nailzz, your comment makes me nervous. You’ve put too much thought into that scenario. 😂
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Boreddd🇺🇦 3 years ago
I mean, it is long and yellow after all, so is she to blame?
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How My Husband Wrote The Date When He Opened This Orange Juice
Full of Giggles 3 years ago
I asked my husband to break down a Costco tray of chicken breast into meal size portions. I reminded him to date each bag. Every bag was dated 2022. That’s it.
Marilyn Russell 3 years ago
I would be very afraid of letting my husband anywhere near chicken. He’s not big on being careful with food safety and hand-washing.
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pebs 3 years ago
I think he did it on purpose because he's fed up with being forced to do things like this.
Gin Marie 3 years ago
He's an adult. He lives there. Screw him if he can't take the simplest chores.
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If you know the struggle of living with family members all too well, you might need some tips on how to manage the stress of sharing food, a bathroom or space in general with your loved ones. Just because you share the same blood doesn’t mean it’s natural for you all to occupy the same space without getting into arguments and getting on each others’ last nerves. That’s why we consulted this list from U.S. News with tips for living with relatives, so you can keep your sanity without sacrificing your relationships.
First, they recommend setting up basic ground rules. Just because your parents own the house or changed your diapers when you were young doesn’t mean you aren’t entitled to privacy. And you should all be on the same page about shared responsibilities. “Establish the need for private space. In addition, openly discuss who takes care of chores, cooking, and shopping,” Money Crashers writes. “Don't leave this to the homeowners, even if they insist on doing things for you. Everyone should equally share the tasks for running the household.”
#8
My Parents Went Through My Phone, Deleted Over 1500 Different Images And Videos, And Emptied The Trash Bin. I'm 15 And They Haven't Found Anything Bad On My Phone Ever
Louisa Johnson 3 years ago
At 15 there should be a level of trust, if the OP was 10/11 then maybe so but 15 is an age where parents need to respect that their child has boundaries and should treat them as if they trust their judgement, I think this is toxic behaviour. The parents should have given the kid the benefit of the doubt, you are supposed to raise and nurture your child so they become a well rounded person who have their own boundaries and opinions and should expect the same in their relationships with others. This will harbour feelings of resentment and issues with trust for all future friends, family members and people in authority.
Chez2202 3 years ago
You couldn’t be more right. You have to respect that your child is entitled to privacy and so are their friends. I wouldn’t touch my child’s phone unless they handed it to me to show me something. And I wouldn’t consider looking at anything other than what they were showing me. I want my child to trust me.
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Tess 3 years ago
Dear god please tell me they had them backed up. That's an awful thing to do to anyone.
Andy James 3 years ago
I moved out at 16, didn't have mobile phones then but every private area of my life was examined, I had zero privacy.
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
Same. When I discovered my parents had cut the lock on my diary when I was almost 17, that was it. Even though I have never been good at keeping a diary, and basically had innocuous stuff written in it (“Went to school, then had [whatever] club meeting after school”, that kind of boring c**p), when they invaded my privacy that badly, I started laying plans to move out the second I turned 18. I’m 62 now. Back in 1979 when I left and went no contact, as my older brothers had done before me, people used to try to get me to reconcile with my parents, and I hated having to explain why that wasn’t going to happen. So I started just saying my parents were both dead. They were dead to me anyway (and actually are both dead now—-and not mourned by any of their five children, btw). Much easier, and cut the invasive questions and attempts to guilt trip me into contacting my parents out completely. What a relief!
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liam newton-harding 3 years ago
Make a photo album of Retirement Home horror stories, for next time.
April Morris 3 years ago
The last time my sister did that to a child under her roof, it escalated badly, and landed her in front of a family court judge; it ruined her job with the local county. If you don't already have a private journal, start one and keep it at school locked up.
#9
I’m A Recovering Alcoholic Who Just Moved Into A New Apartment. This Is What My Dad Left Me
AwesomeLeoWife 3 years ago
If it was an accident then that’s selfish to not remember that about your kid. If it was intentional, then that was a major d**k move
Sofiya Aghouchy 3 years ago
Its si agressive ! Stay away from him , you are brave and he is just a moron. U can be proud of you ❣️
Full of Giggles 3 years ago
As a reformed alcoholic and addict, you have my sympathy. I highly recommend cutting contact with him. He clearly doesn’t respect you or the internal struggle you battle everyday. People like that will push you off the wagon. I say that from personal experience.
When living in the same household as your family members, it’s also important to discuss compensation. No, you should not charge your children rent when they’re 8 years old. But if you’re an adult who moved back in with your parents or a sibling, rent might be on the table. Or, if you’re staying with a relative who won’t accept rent, try to work out some other way to help them. Buying groceries and doing extra chores around the house will keep you from feeling like a burden, and your family will be more likely to let you stay for an extended period of time if you make their lives easier. Never assume that a family member will let you stay for free just because you’re family, and be careful not to overstay your welcome or take advantage of a relative’s kindness.
#10
Offered My Ice Cream To My Son And He Gave Me This Back... He’s Clearly Not Yet Constrained By Standard Ice-Cream Etiquette
Chucky Cheezburger 3 years ago
Been funny if they bit the end off and sucked all the ice cream out and gave them back an empty cone.
Flowers 3 years ago
When I was a kid this was a sport 😂 first thought was why biting the side...
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lauralett50 3 years ago
He's a child. What do you expect. If he was 70 ,that would be different.
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Firstname Lastname 3 years ago
Maybe he just didn't want a part your tongue had already tainted.
#11
My Grandfather Asked My Little Brother If He Could Use His Batman Plushie To Light The Furnace. My Brother Refused, But Today We Woke Up To This
Couldnt_find_a_decent_name 3 years ago
YOUR GRANDPA DID THAT?! WHAT KIND OF A GRANDPARENT IS HE?!
Synsepalum 3 years ago
Is that really the best option he was presented with to light the furnace?
Rumina Io 3 years ago
Yeah is there no paper in the house? Kitchen roll, tissues, loo roll?
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Marilyn Russell 3 years ago
Why would grandpa need to do that? Honestly. Okay maybe you ran out of fire starters and kindling, but you don’t have some paper, like pieces of mail? The toy is worth more. Or was…
#12
When My Husband Gets Mad At Me, He Puts Things Where I Can't Reach Them (I'm 5'3"). Then, He Hides My Step Ladder
Couldnt_find_a_decent_name 3 years ago
Same, but I know if it happened to me, I’d be PISSED
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Panda Kicki 3 years ago
This is a semi red flag to me. Right now annoying, but how will he punisch you in the future? Escalate to destroy it or kick your pets? Unless this is a gag you agree on I would be cautious.
Cally2001 3 years ago
I agree it feels controlling unless it's an agreed gag
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Jessica Nessman 3 years ago
I'm 5 foot eff all. My husband and two sons are 6'3. They do this to me. They're slowly figuring out not to mess with the person who prepares their foid
MICHELLE GLENN 3 years ago
He's mean. You can't change that, I guess. Though you CAN organize that storage room...
Asexual Zelephant 3 years ago
As someone who isn't even 5 foot, I have a solution when this happens. Climb up onto any desks or people in the way. Have no mercy when it comes to getting your stuff.
Victoria Rendon 3 years ago
I'm also 5'3 and I'd monkey right up that counter or shelf. I actually have to stand on shelves all the time at the grocery store. I dated a guy who was 6'6 once and when he saw me using a spatula to knock down something on a high shelf, he laughed and said "It's amazing how your people have adapted" :-D
When it comes to living with anyone, a roommate or a relative, it’s important to remember to choose your battles. Unless you live alone, compromises will have to be made at some point. Letting them hang up that poster that you find extremely ugly, dealing with the scent of fish when they prepare their favorite meal, sacrificing your parking spot so you can have the bedroom you prefer, or agreeing to organize the dishes how they like because you got to choose where the glasses go. When you feel yourself becoming infuriated by minor details, ask yourself if it’s really worth it to pick a fight over it. And if you decide that something is worth addressing, be sure to keep your composure. They might have no idea that one of their habits has been bothering you, so don’t approach the topic like they have personally offended you. More likely than not, they just did not realize it was a problem.
#13
I Tore My Rotator Cuff So My Husband Told Me He’d Finish The Interior Painting On Our Downstairs. He Says He’s Done
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
He better f*****g well be joking, or I’d duct tape him to the wall and paint him.
Bb 3 years ago
I've seen this picture on "not you job." Someone's lying or its another BP rerun.
Load More Replies... Zephyr343 3 years ago
This is equivalent to vacuuming around the chairs instead of moving them
Marilyn Russell 3 years ago
No it’s worse because now there will be lines/ridges in the paint when I assume she finishes it.
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YetAnotherSarah 3 years ago
I would leave it like this, a monument to his laziness and/or thoughtlessness. When people ask about it, just direct the attention to him.
#14
The Way My Boyfriend Puts Away The Utensils
fair_weather_rose 3 years ago
Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars.
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MICHELLE GLENN 3 years ago
He's waiting for you to say you will take care of it from now on...don't! A responsible grown man can handle putting up the utensils properly in the 90 seconds tops it takes...seriously!
Felix Grace 3 years ago
that's one good way to end up with the drawer jammed and damn near impossible to open
deathrose 3 years ago
I use to do this. My whole family does it. We never even bought a divider but I stopped when my husband told him it gave him a "surprising"(his word, not mine) amount of anxiety. He had no idea why it did but getting a divider wasn't hard.
Seth 3 years ago
I understand his anxiety. I could never look at that and not desperately want to sort it. The lack of a divider means there is no way to sort it, so the desire can't be resolved and hangs over you.
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My Parents Went Out Of Town, And Before They Left, My Dad Turned Off The Internet To All Of My Devices Except My Phone (He Forgot That One). I’m 18 And Pay The Bastard Rent
Zephyr343 3 years ago
There must be something deeper going on for him to do that if you're paying him rent
Ren Karlej 3 years ago
Still need to know the password it came with surely? Resetting it won't reset that and if they don't know the password??? It's late and I'm knackered so if that's complete cobblers that's why!
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Cris Cando 3 years ago
Use your phone as router wifi for all your devices. What's the problem?
Cassi Lyris 2 years ago
Set up your own for $50 a month. Put the box in your closet. Don't bother telling them, you legally don't have to. You're an adult, feel free to remind them of that. Also, make sure you only pay the rent to them by check or money order and that it reads "RENT" in the byline. Hope things get better for you.
If it’s your spouse or partner who has been triggering many of your pet peeves at home, it’s important to nip the issues in the bud before they start eating away at your relationship. So if you’re curious about the best way to address issues such as these, we consulted this list from PsychCentral where psychotherapist and author Christina Steinorth, MFT, shared some of her top tips for addressing pet peeves in a relationship. First, she recommends not bringing up the pet peeve in public. It’s never a great idea to approach sensitive topics when around others, and somehow, a conversation about washing the dishes can quickly derail into a discussion about the relationship as a whole.
#16
Two-Year-Old Insisted That The Puzzle Is Built Like This
#17
My Husband Throws Away Trash Directly Into The Pantry
April Morris 3 years ago
That's when the fight would be on! That's way past disrespectful and rude; it's a deal breaker! Unless there are some medical reasons (dementia, Alzheimers, etc), I can't see any reason to tolerate that.
Couldnt_find_a_decent_name 3 years ago
I’ve asked myself that for every single one of these. On a completely different note, I love your username lol
Load More Replies... Janet Graham 2 years ago
And you want to keep living with a passive-aggressive guy that treats you like this?
#18
My Poor Girlfriend Woke Up To Her Laptop With A Hot Iron On Top Of It Courtesy Of Her Brother
lauralett50 3 years ago
Larger, and better grade. No he can't use it ever. Not until he grows up
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I have this laptop and love it, next thing getting burned with the iron would be the brother
Couldnt_find_a_decent_name 3 years ago
Mean isn’t a strong enough word. Maybe: a demon spawn that crawled its way from the deepest pits of hell, idk. But either way, brother is replacing computer
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Spocks's Mom 3 years ago
Honestly, I've had Acer products I've wanted to burn before. 😏 Jk. That's not cool.
Butterfly_Cavewoman 3 years ago
I'd be pissed. Mind you our ironing board cover was old so my partner had a great idea to iron on the bed. Burnt a he in a week old memory foam gel topper. Then tried hiding the fact he burnt a hole by covering it with a towel. Mind you I stripped the bed so when I moved the towel I was in for a shock and not only that I smelt something burning he said it was toast. Lol. I know what burnt toast smells like and fabric and foam don't smell anything like it. I'm just thankful he didn't burn the bloody house down 🤣🤣. I was pissed, I can laugh about it now. He really thought he could hide it.
Steinorth also notes that it’s helpful to acknowledge what behavior you do appreciate when having conversations with your partner about what you’d like them to change. “If you compliment your partner generously and genuinely, you send a powerful message that has more impact to change his or her behavior than criticizing,” she told PsychCentral. We all like to be acknowledged for our best habits, and taking time to remember what your partner does well might make you less upset about what annoys you. For example, when you realize that you haven’t taken out the trash in a month because your spouse always does it for you, it might not bother you so much that they always leave their socks on the floor for you to place in the laundry basket.
#19
My Soon To Be Ex-Husband Has Been Taking Advantage Of Local Food Banks. He Ends Up Tossing Much Of It Out Because It Goes Bad, But He And I Can Easily Afford To Buy Food
Nitka Tsar 3 years ago
Sad? I think this is infuriating! First he steals from those in need and then he tosses good food away!
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Glen Ellyn 3 years ago
😠 Such a waste when there are so many folks who are struggling to put food on the table. I'll never understand folks who take something just because it's free, even though it's not something they need or will ever use.
Katherine Mulholland 3 years ago
Did he grow up poor or homeless, or during a famine or war somewhere. This kind of hoarding often originates with food insecurity when young. If that’s the case, he deserves your sympathy and perhaps you can both devise a plan on what to do with the extra food. Donate it to a needy neighbour perhaps.
Zophra 3 years ago
I thought this too. I think there is more going on here.
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HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago
I would speed up the EX part. He is a disgusting individual for depriving needy, deserving people of food.
StumblingThroughLife 3 years ago
I'd circulate his photo to all the local food banks and ask them not to give him anything else.
#20
My Father Set A Password To The Thermostat
Benita Valdez 3 years ago
With the price of oil these days I can't blame him. It sucks but I get it.
Candy Cane 3 years ago
I don't find this as a monster. Especially if the people wanting to turn the thermostat way way up and down are not the ones paying the exorbitant electricity bill. Or if one person in a big house isn't happy with the temperature. I go to my moms in the winter and end up going outside and sitting because its so hot. I don't go change her thermostat. (She does not show the same courtesy to me, though, so I would definitely do this.)
David 3 years ago
I don't get "monster" out of this one. This probably came after being told to leave it alone. Depends on situation of course. But I had grandkids who would turn heat to max because cold, then go out to play in front yard leaving door wide open. And sometimes reverse with AC in the summer time. Locking thermostat is legal. Locking grandkids in cages probably isn't.
weatherwitch 3 years ago
It makes sense if you've kids that turn the heating right up because they've got the window open but Not if you've not written the code down somewhere!!
#21
I Told My Son To Make Sure He Uses A Clip To Close The Chips Bag When He Is Done
Couldnt_find_a_decent_name 3 years ago
Honestly I hope it’s malicious compliance because if he’s that clueless I’ll be concerned, unless he’s very young, but even then it’s iffy for me
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Charlotte 3 years ago
I one hundred percent guarantee that that kid is somewhere between 13 and 17. Source: my son, who, until recently, left a trail of clothes, bags, shoes, plates, unidentified growing organisms, and cutlery throughout the house. I recently started living with my partner part-time and he only now realizes that gnomes don't magically pick up all of his stuff.
Holly Marley 3 years ago
My dad did this once, thinking it was funny. But he comes from a very hot, dry climate and I live in a very humid place so the chips went yucky fast. I made him eat the rest of the bag.
Marilyn Russell 3 years ago
Your son is not a genius. But that’s okay. Neither are most of us and we have our own foibles.
Steinorth also recommends considering what would be a possible solution before approaching the topic with your partner, so they don’t feel attacked. “Instead of doing that, could we try to do this? That way, we both get what we want. How does that sound?” If they take up too much time in the bathroom when you need to get ready for work, maybe you can ask them to wake up 10 minutes earlier or allow you to shower first in the morning. If they never clean up the kitchen after cooking, maybe you can agree that they’ll give you a massage every time you have to do all of the dishes for them. Figure out what works best for the two of you, and find a way not to get hung up on little living habit pet peeves.
#22
The Way My Wife Eats The Muffins
Nitka Tsar 3 years ago
Because she ate all the tops leaving only the bottoms for anyone else?
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Den Ver 3 years ago (edited)
Elaine on Seinfeld loved the muffin tops, but she couldn't give the stumps away. . . . . . . . . . . . . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z9NyQnDdz4 ... (3:50 min.)
Couldnt_find_a_decent_name 3 years ago
How were her parents able to send her out into the world like this?
Cassi Lyris 2 years ago
So, who eats the bottoms? I get that the top is the best part but, jeez...
#23
My Dad Says I Don't Deserve Or Need A Doorknob
AwesomeLeoWife 3 years ago
If it’s an adult then this isn’t cool. If it’s a good kid, this isn’t cool. If a kid is in their room getting high or genuinely doing something wrong on a habitual basis, then this is justified.
Vanessa Panerosa 3 years ago
I would argue this is NEVER justified. If it’s so bad that you’re taking away the basic rights of a human being you’re raising, then YOU’RE the problem. I think you inevitably missed some pretty integral parenting steps along the way to taking away a DOOR.
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Couldnt_find_a_decent_name 3 years ago
You don’t deserve a doorknob? Everyone deserves privacy for f**k’s sake! The little d**k!
Beck 3 years ago
Yes but I try not to judge situations like this. Your never know, the parents could be drunks who never clean and the child was never taught that it was necessary to clean doors.
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Elizabeth Molloy 3 years ago
Judging by the state of the door and the wall, there is a lot more going on here than we know ...
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago
This could be super creepy. Especially if the child is a she.
jim 3 years ago
more in dad's interest to clean the place and maybe buy a bucket of paint. I can never understand how grown adults can look at such filth and not do something
MammaG 3 years ago
It usually happens gradually. My siblings and I have to scrub my parents' house because they are gross and cannot see well.
Load More Replies... Louisa Johnson 3 years ago
I was so lucky as a child as I had a doorknob, I also had a lock on the outside so I could be locked away as punishment. Parents are aholes
#24
My Dad Is Watching Videos While Driving. Then He Yells At My Mother For Looking Up A Number For Work (He Doesn't Even Have A Job)
HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago
A bit drastic, but call the non-emergency police number and report him. He could kill someone!
Seth 3 years ago
Not drastic. Humans kill 50 thousand people in the USA alone every year from avoidable collisions. Most of them can be traced back to either intoxication or willful stupidity like this dad.
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wirral_sam 3 years ago
Don't get in the car when he's driving, sooner or later he's going to hurt someone.
Seth 3 years ago
This. Refuse to ride with him. If he does it while you're in the car, tell him to pull over so you can get out or you'll call the police.
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Blackheart 3 years ago
My husband and I have both been in auto accidents because the other driver was on their phone. Dangerous and illegal
Raphael Biock 3 years ago
Absoltuely illegal. Is he somehow r******d to threaten his car inmates like this?
Bruce Horton 3 years ago
Hopefully your mother divorces him before he gets you or someone else killed.
Cool Granny 3 years ago
Woah! what a wonderful father he is, and yelling and cursing a woman makes him feel so much better and in control. King of Abuser Father/Husband.
Steinorth also told PsychCentral that our moods can be very powerful in affecting how we view an annoying habit. “Be honest with your partner,” she says. For instance, you might say, “I’m just having a bad day, and I don’t want to snap at you over something stupid.” Find something relaxing to do, like reading a book or taking some time to meditate, before you start harping on your partner. “It’s not right to take our stuff out on our partners.”
#25
One Of My Parents Decided To Wash My Le Creuset And Place It Like This To Dry. I'm Literally Crying. I Said A Thousand Times For Them Not To Touch It
wirral_sam 3 years ago
Very dumb. The pan, although not ruined, will take hours to repair.
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Nona Wolf 3 years ago
I'm with you. My visiting mom decided to "help" when I left her alone in the apartment for a few hours...she spilled a bucket of bleach on the carpet and left a big white blotch in the middle of the floor. I lost my deposit... nearly a months salary. She never even apologized.
Marilyn Russell 3 years ago
Wow. She sure didn’t end up being of any help.
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VodkaInMySweetTea 3 years ago
This is baffling to me. I have 100 year old cast iron pans that were my great grandmother's. I wash them with soap and a brush all the time, and it has zero impact on the seasoning. I can't imagine buying something that expensive that can be ruined so easily.
thatlesbiantacocat 3 years ago (edited)
DO NOT TOUCH MY LE CREUSET EVER!!! Unless you wanna die, then I will happily allow you to touch it.
Tess 3 years ago
Luckily, they also transform into rather effective weapons, due to their strong construction.
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Evan Martin 3 years ago
That would be a pretty big waste...re-seasoning cast iron is not hard
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Bleau 2 years ago
Ridiculously, there is nothing that thing is made of to justify that price. Like the $500 Dyson hair dryer.
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My Little Brother Put This In The Fridge
Jessica Nessman 3 years ago
That is gross, you know what's grosser...my kid eats just the skin off it and puts it back
Load More Replies... Headless Roach 3 years ago
Who puts roach food in the fridge? It's difficult for us to get in there, please.
Jesus Christ 3 years ago
that's disgusting, how could somebody do such a thing? eating KFC? what a world.
Captain Bagel 3 years ago
So are you gonna make another rule or not? Something like thou shalt not leave waste in the fridge?
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Vasana Phong 3 years ago
Oh lil siblings, then guess who gets the blame, that’s a whole other thread
Cassi Lyris 2 years ago
Not only is that gross and lazy, but that chicken doesn't even look like it was cooked all the way through. That's why I refuse to eat at my local KFC. They're pretty notorious around here for that.
#27
My Girlfriend: "I Couldn't Fit It In The Freezer." I Hereby Apologize To The Whole French Nation
Nadine Debard 3 years ago
Yes you do (French here). That's very convenient when the bakery is 30 km away.
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Fat Harry 3 years ago
No, that makes you normal. French bread should be consumed the same day.
Load More Replies... Zephyr343 3 years ago
Didn't realize bread was foldable. I have been living my life all wrong!
WindySwede 3 years ago
Everything folds! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkAr9yE9lZg (Göta Kanal, 1981)
Load More Replies... Julia Mckinney 3 years ago
We need to pair her up with the historical picture of the girl carrying a large baguette in a stained apron. Maybe sisters across time?
Is this list reminding you why you decided to move away from your parents at age 18? I’m glad I did, but I still have to throw away about 10 things from the fridge and pantry that have been expired for over a year every time I pay my folks a visit. Keep upvoting the pictures that you find most horrifying, and then let us know in the comments what the most infuriating living habits you’ve come across with your family members are. Then, if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda article showing how some roommates are absolute menaces, you can find that right here!
#28
My Wife Doesn’t Throw Her Trash Away Before Putting Her Dish In The Sink, So I Often End Up With This
Luci 3 years ago
Wet paper products terrify me. Like it’s an actual phobia of mine. I nearly throw up every time I see it or touch it.
Load More Replies... Jessica Nessman 3 years ago
You know there's ways of poisoning ppl, traceless ways. I'm just saying, options
wirral_sam 3 years ago
Tip in onto her bedside table, every single time she does it. She'll stop doing it very quickly!
Jilltdcatlady 3 years ago
My mom does a worse thing. We don't eat at the same time and she leaves her stuff in the dishes and let's it dry out so I have to soak the trash to get it loose before I can wash it. At least this can be scraped off with a chisel.
Sca Caca 3 years ago
This makes me crazy. I live with my brother, his wife and 3 kids and am in charge of the dishes. They just put everything in the sink. They don't rinse anything ever. It takes me an extra 10 minutes every night to dig out all the garbage and recyclables, rinse them out and put them where they belong before I can even start loading the dishwasher. Daily frustration!
censorshipsucks 3 years ago
leave it to pile up. Get a pet rat or two and let them breed and feed in the kitchen. See if she gets the hint.
#29
My Wife Kept Threatening To Throw Away My Favorite Pair Of Yard Work Shorts. Today I Found Them Like This
Zia Barrett 3 years ago
Turns out that they weren't yard work shorts, if you dig through the OP. She would spend ages getting ready to go out somewhere with him and he'd just throw these on instead of dressingnnicely. That doesn't make her actions correct, she should have actually sat down and talked to him like an adult instead of making stuff into a guessing game by hinting with a compliment if he put effort into looking nice, but the title doesn't tell the actual story.
Full of Giggles 3 years ago
Maybe she has tried to talk to him like an adult and he didn’t care.
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Alexandra Davis 3 years ago
I remember reading this on Reddit- he didn't just wear them for gardening/ around the house etc but out to places where you are socially expected to dress nicer eg a sit down restaurant etc. So the title sounds like the wife is awful but actually the wife isn't that bad- yea communicating would be better but if she's tried that as well I understand!
Anon Ymous 3 years ago
Thank you, I knew there had to be more to the story!!
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#30
My Brothers And Sister Chipped In To Get My Mom A Nice Set Of Kitchen Knives. Dad Used The Chef Knife To Pry Frozen Meat Apart And Cracked It
lauralett50 3 years ago
That is now dad's knife. He gets to buy the replacement.
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Seth 3 years ago
Not necessarily. Some knives are made of particularly hardened steel so they can hold their sharp edge longer. The tradeoff is that extra hardness makes the metal more brittle. That's not an issue so long as you don't drop it on a hard surface, bang on it, or try to use it as a pry bar. Just use a cheap butter knife to pry apart frozen meat; they're made of semi-mild steel that will bend before it breaks.
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Aussie Bloke 3 years ago
I'm sorry, but using a knife for this purpose is fine. Normal. Understandable. But if the steel can crack, during that use, then that is a really, really s**t quality knife.
Sergio Bicerra 3 years ago
I thought tha same, like in the show Forged in Fire, knifes are practically tortured and 99% of the times they turn out with a chip or two tops.
Load More Replies... Jean Dogmom 3 years ago
My husband uses mine to open Amazon boxes. The good ones are now hidden.😁
Tim Douglass 3 years ago
No. That's how quality hardened steel breaks when it is subjected to twisting/bending forces. Good knives are very brittle because hard, brittle, steel holds an edge better. If you know how to use and care for them they'll be great for generations.
Load More Replies... Cassi Lyris 2 years ago
To be fair, that also means the knife set wasn't as "nice" as you thought either.
#31
Oh, Let Me Just Put These Empty Eggshells Back In The Container. I Married A Savage
Couldnt_find_a_decent_name 3 years ago
My entire family has done this until recently, not sure what changed
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
Perhaps one of them contracted salmonella and realized the error of their ways?
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Lakota Wolf 3 years ago (edited)
Eggshells are good for plants too! You can also give them a quick rinse, crush them up, and give them to your chickens or your doggos!
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JP Doyle 3 years ago
A lot of people do this. It keeps the albumen coating the inside of the shells from rotting in the trash. The time it gets nasty is when they use ALL the eggs, leave the shells in the carton, then put it back in the refrigerator. Another fun one is leaving the empty milk carton on the table because they don't want to stink up the garbage can.
Destinee Davis 3 years ago
I do that then when it's full of shells crush those bad boys for the compost
Valerie Lessard 3 years ago
I do this. Then crush them up and give them to my birds for their beaks
Shark Lady 3 years ago
I've been known to do this but I live alone so I'm not bothering anyone else.
Ericthedead 3 years ago
I do this. Then dump them in the garden and toss the egg container in the trash. Easier than n walking to the garden for every egg shell.
Trophy Husband 3 years ago
I never heard of this until I recently read an article about how this is really unhealthy because it can spread salmonella to other parts of the fridge. My response was "no one really does that..." Guess I was wrong!
#32
My Brother Was Mad Because I Wouldn't Let Him Have Anymore Candy After He Had Almost A Whole Bag. This Is What He Did. This Is My 1000-Dollar iPad That I Earned
Lululoohoo 3 years ago
Isn't that just the charging cable though? Isn't that easily replaceable
Robert T 3 years ago
The cable might be easily replaced, but if it has been torn off with that much force it could easily damage the connector on the iPad or the board the connector is attached to.
Load More Replies... Llama_flower93 3 years ago
Honestly, I'd make that kid work his butt off to "pay" for that back. That's what happens in the real world he might as well learn now.
JE Cummings 3 years ago
The kid's a sociopath. Don't be alone with him and lock up your stuff.
Mr. Cinder 3 years ago
Get some pliers and pull it out. There's enough of it sticking out to get a grip on. You should be fine.
Junebugjump! 3 years ago
This works. I've done this to myself and used pliers to remove.
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Danish Susanne 2 years ago
That is not a workable solution. Who would buy him?
Load More Replies... Rebelliousslug 3 years ago
It looks like the broken part can be removed and it will just need a new charger, right? He’sa jerk for doing it, but it could’ve been much worse
#33
My Fiance Refuses To Finish A Bottle Of Coke Before Opening Another
Couldnt_find_a_decent_name 3 years ago
I don’t understand, is there something wrong with the coke at the bottom?
Neuridivergent 3 years ago
Red flags. Waste of money. Buy smaller containers if he can't finish them. He knows he won't drink them but instead of putting down the drain and throwing it away he puts it in fridge. Now it takes up space until, my guess, OP deals with it. Inconsiderate, doesn't think ahead, wastes money.
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago (edited)
So you just snap-judged OP's fiance as "inconsiderate, doesn't think ahead, wastes money" and said that not finishing Coke bottles is "red flags" without even the smallest pause to think about why the fiance does this? I do this same thing, and it's because I get easily distracted, have focus issues, and often forget entirely about the bottle I opened. Am I "red flags"? Are you going to call me "inconsiderate, doesn't think ahead, wastes money" as well without knowing me in the slightest?
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Robert Matz 3 years ago
Ah yes. The term my wife uses for the bottom third is “cone juice”. The cone juice is markedly inferior to the good stuff in the top two thirds. (Married thirty years, two grown, successful children. Laughter is the secret.)
Tyranamar Seuss 3 years ago
Nah. It's because the coke go flat but you feel guilty wasting it and you just may have a coke emergency where all the good coke is gone. In which case flat coke is better than none. So you save it.
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Ericthedead 3 years ago
Probably go flat. Flat Coca Cola sucks. Does he drink and use them as a mixer or chaser cause I used to do this when I drank all the time.
#34
My Brother “Salted” The Driveway
Tess 3 years ago
Was he doing it by hand? If always assumed that it would have been practical to use a turf sowing thingy? I don't live where it snows though, so I guess I have no idea.
Toni Kay 3 years ago
We have salt spreaders and grass seed spreaders that can be used, there are small hand held ones, small push spreaders and larger professional ones.
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This Is Where My Wife Keeps Her Teeth Things
April Stephens 3 years ago
I think OP is the "monster" (word used in the title) here for not taking a moment to learn the word "retainer." 😂
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Couldnt_find_a_decent_name 3 years ago
But the case is right there? I’m genuinely curious as to what is going on inside her head
Gin. No tonic 3 years ago
Those things need to be washed and they don't dry in the case. Taking a still wet thingie and putting it in your mouth feels disgusting. I understand the wife for not keeping it in the closed container, but soap dispenser snout is weird. I keep mine on the edge of a designated glass/cup.
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Karmageddon 3 years ago
Squirt em full of soap, make it look like an accident. She'll figure it out after the first couple of times.
Couldnt_find_a_decent_name 3 years ago
Um, no the case is lying there empty, the retainers are on the soap dispenser
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Cathy Carey 2 years ago
Hey, how are those working. I'm thinking about a little straightening.
#36
My Husband Put This Much Milk Back In The Fridge
Tyke 3 years ago
Yep, I would put that back and that is about as much as I put in a massive mug of tea
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BlackestDawn 3 years ago
Pretty sure it was empty and that is just what was left on the inside walls, now collected into a corner.
Liz Downing 3 years ago
I'm sure he was thinking your gerbil might need a little glass of milk later today.
Cassi Lyris 2 years ago
Leave it in there. Pretend you haven't noticed. Don't buy another until he finally throws it away. "Oh, I thought we still had some. Don't use it much anymore. Hadn't noticed."
LuLikesGoats They/them 3 years ago
My brother does this all the time and it drives me up the flipping wall every time.
SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 2 years ago
One of our teenage girls does this all the time. If we toss it, she complains that she “was gonna drink that!”. After 3 days opened and left sitting on the kitchen shelf…smh!
#37
Wife Made Cupcakes, 8-Year-Old Ate The Frosting
tuzdayschild 3 years ago
If you make cukecups, and you have an 8 year old in the house, you either have to keep an eye on the cupcakes or the 8 year old at all times.
Cassi Lyris 2 years ago
An 8 year old is old enough to understand this isn't ok. You need to get to the bottom of why they're trying to get angry attention from you.
Elizabeth VanDyke 2 years ago (edited)
Eight-year-olds will do things like that. It's just the way they are. If there is something radically wrong with them.
Janet Graham 2 years ago
Eight years old is way too old for this bratty behavior! However, that is plenty old enough to learn how to frost cupcakes.
#38
My Brother Only Eats The Cheese Packets In The Instant Mac And Cheese, And Then Puts It Back On The Shelf
Couldnt_find_a_decent_name 3 years ago
Is he ok? I mean, really, have you checked on him lately?
Alison Hell 3 years ago
Its Annie's brand too... that s**t is expensive in Canada!
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Zia Barrett 3 years ago (edited)
Just checked with the OP and...yes, he just sprinkles the powder straight into his trap.
Load More Replies... Vasana Phong 3 years ago
That’s just nasty and wasteful, all the boxes opened like that and mom didn’t say anything yet??
ohjojo (you/your's) 3 years ago
If it's still three boxes for $0.99, you've got his Christmas gift covered
K W 3 years ago
Those bunny ones are Annie's brand and a bit more spendy though it would definitely still be a cheap gift overall.
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My Dad Said He Would Make Dinner Today And Grilled The Expensive Bullet Steak I Bought. This Is The Result
Doofenshmirtz Evil, Inc 3 years ago
tbh I would be the one being arrested
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Jods 3 years ago
Nothing wrong with that. That’s how I want mine - crozzled and definitely cooked.
thatlesbiantacocat 3 years ago
And it's cut against the grain! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
#40
My Sister-In-Law Lives With Us And Uses Our Things. This Is How She Leaves My Peloton After Use Even After I've Mentioned It A Few Times
Zia Barrett 3 years ago
I'm guessing that it is sweat, so yes but at least it's not something worse. Still should clean it after.
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#41
I Left My Laptop On And Came Back To My Discord, Google Chat, Whatsapp, And Browser History Open. My Dad Was The Only One In The Room. Thanks, Dad
chrysanthemum 3 years ago
Agreement I have with my mom is that if she's concerened about something, she talks to me about it first. And then if we need to, we go through the device together. That way, I can still have privacy and she can know I'm safe and we can address any problems as a team.
mandy the capibara 3 years ago
I'm not a parent, but that sounds like a much more respectful way to make sure that you are safe, without going behind your back! I'm glad she acknowledges that you have a right for privacy.
Load More Replies... AwesomeLeoWife 3 years ago
If this is a teenager, I am totally encouraged to see a father checking on what their kid is being exposed to. If this is an adult, then yea…not so much
sturmwesen 3 years ago
If they are a lil kid yes, but a teenager has a right to privacy.
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Temoni 3 years ago
What a piece of s**t for a dad. Every one here saying it's okay if he is a minor. It is not. And depending of the persons age, it's illegal. And even if it wasn't, that's one of the greatest way to f**k your relationship with you kid. Snooping on childs personal messaging is immoral, a d**k move and to a certain point, illegal. Wake up people. Your children have rights.
Just Another Girl 3 years ago
If my parents hadn’t checked my chat history they wouldn’t have found the boy I was talking to (me 14f at the time, boy “17”) was actually a 40 yo man who had craftily extracted enough info from me to know where I lived. Probably saved my life. It’s not their kids they don’t trust, it’s that good parents know how predators operate.
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RenRenRan 3 years ago
I had a former best friend do this, I had something funny I wanted to show them on my phone, they took that opportunity to go through my entire message history and photos. I kept asking what the holdup was and what they were doing and they just ignored me and finally when they handed me my phone back I saw what they had done. Now I know no matter how long you've been friends with someone, don't give them access to your private information. I truly consider them my best friend before they pulled this. 😞
Tavi “Raptor” Parks 3 years ago
This, THIS is why I sleep with my IPad and IPhone under my pillow, if I leave my phone unattended my mom will go through it. And I HATE IT- I'm currently sitting on my iPad which is under a pillow right now so that's fun,
Tess 3 years ago
Why are there no passwords being used? Or is that just me? My laptop won't even get past BIOS if you try to boot it up without the password, you can't even enter the BIOS settings without a completely different password. To anyone other than me it is a very expensive shiny metal placemat.
A P 3 years ago
He said he left it on, presumably that means on and booted with everything already running.
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David Jones 3 years ago
I'm a teen, and I've literally never been on any adult sites/searched for anything inappropriate but I'm terrified that someone will go through my phone and an inappropriate ad pops up, and my parents think I'm getting those ads because of my history. Apparently if you're a teenage boy, even WITH personalized ads off, you're gonna get the sussiest ads possible
Asphalt Bubblegum 3 years ago
Find his personal paperwork, credit cards, cash, etc., and just leave these laying out in the open around the house.
Ericthedead 3 years ago (edited)
Your dads a nosey prick. Unless he has a damn good reason and thinks your not safe.
#42
My Mom Wanted To Make Tea But Instead Of Asking For Help With The Electric Kettle She Microwaved My Chargeable Self Heating Mug And Caught It On Fire
Mark Howell 3 years ago
As an englishman, tea and microwaves should not appear in the same sentence. ;o)
Phil Green 3 years ago
I have seen this before. Is the electric kettle not a thing in the US? We don't have one, ours is a stove-top kettle, but surely people know how to boil a kettle?
Alicia M 3 years ago
I'm in the US, and I have a stove top kettle and an electric kettle. I prefer the electric kettle, hands down. Plus, it heats the water just as fast as the microwave.
Load More Replies... liam newton-harding 3 years ago
This sounds like a genuine, well meaning mistake, after all, those electric mugs look exactly like other mugs...but as an Englishman I feel she does need to be placed on a hurdle, and dragged through the town, "microwaving water, for tea".
Valerie Lessard 3 years ago
Yes it probably was a genuine mistake. But we need to feed the outrage see
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MongoMarcia 3 years ago
I'm guessing this isn't England because it's against the law to microwave tea there.
Valerie Lessard 3 years ago
An ELECTRIC kettle. Probably an old lady uses to stove top kettles. Calm your tits
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#43
My Dad Refuses To Clean Up The Dogs' Poop, But Goes Through The Effort Of Putting A Flag By Each Pile
Vasana Phong 3 years ago
Well this depends on who’s responsible to clean it up, if it’s the kids chore he’s actually helping them out
Con O Cuinn 3 years ago
Gonna take a wild stab in the dark and guess the deal was kids can get a dog if they do everything for it
Zia Barrett 3 years ago
Nope, nothing of the sort, it's one mother's dog and one other dog. The kids regularly clean up the yard but don't get why their dad marks out the turds, because it would be quicker to just clean them up than mark them.
Load More Replies... Bla Blubb 3 years ago
Oh i often hear the argument "But it's natural!" from dog-owners walking their dogs in the town, letting them poo wherever they want and not picking it up... Yes, poo is something natural. But, hear me out: not in that quantity, not with what you feed the dogs and it will not be taken care of by bugs etc in the middle of the walkway in the middle of the town!
Parmeisan 3 years ago
It will be taken care of by my hoover of a dog, though, and if I don't react fast enough I'll have to dig it out of her mouth or worry about her getting sick
Load More Replies... Ericthedead 3 years ago
Had two labs in a large fenced in backyard growing up. Automatic feeder. Man they made huge piles. And hitting dog s**t mounds with the lawnmower is the freaking worst. Splattered everywhere.
#44
Stepped Out Of The Kitchen For A Moment And My Daughter Tried To Help Season The Potatoes
K W 3 years ago
Ok that's actually pretty adorable. I'm know assuming the daughter is a unicorn.
WindySwede 3 years ago
When a sprinkles really likes a potato, they will get a sweet potato :)
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thatlesbiantacocat 3 years ago
Plot twist, Zara did it, back in her ays when she was a unicron
Let’s Be Kind 3 years ago
Why would this get a downvote? One upvote for you! 😉😊
Load More Replies... April Morris 3 years ago
Hug your daughter, then when she's not in the kitchen, rinse off the taters. No harm, no foul. That's actually adorable.
#45
I Just Have Done My Business, And My Boyfriend Left This
GlamourGhoul 3 years ago
This is why my grandpa always told me "check for toilet tissue BEFORE you sit down."
gas station cola 3 years ago
LIFE TIP: whenever you use the last of the tp & are unable to change it for whatever reason (running late, can't find the spare roll, etc) put the empty tube on top of the toilet lid so the next person sees it BEFORE they sit down! it's the best way to still be considerate while not changing the roll
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Blackheart 3 years ago
My kids do this. Here is how to remedy. Take a roll in with you, and take it when you leave. Leave the empty roll empty. One day, you will hear a plea for help, which you will ignore.
David 3 years ago
That's such trailer park mentality. Or whatever is the PC term these days. Self defense - I keep a couple of spare rolls in the under counter cabinet next to the toilet. I peek now and then to make sure they are still there. So if (above) happens I still have TP. Relatives moved off property and amazingly this has never happened since.
#46
I Refuse To Pick Up My Fiance's Dirty Socks After Telling Him Earlier This Week That It Annoys Me When He Leaves His Shoes And Socks In The Middle Of The Floor
thatlesbiantacocat 3 years ago
Oh, s**t, I thought the dog was the fiance. *facepalm*
Load More Replies... AwesomeLeoWife 3 years ago
In my experience, telling a dude how you feel about something doesn’t always register. Try telling him outright to not leave his dirty clothes on floor.
V Martinez 3 years ago
Dog: "See what we have to deal with?! I'm here for you, there's no need to marry him."
Thee8thsense 3 years ago
You need one of those long handled picker things so you can pick them up and deposit them into the trash.
Freya the Wanderer 3 years ago
Or, pick them up, wash them, and give them away
Load More Replies... Rosanna Jackson 3 years ago
I refuse to marry people who are looking for a mommy they have sex with. Pick up and wash your clothing. Cook and clean equally or p**s off
Isa Reyes 3 years ago
I completely agree and understand what you are saying.....but I cant explain how much my stomach turned when reading "A mommy they have sex with"
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Paul Vasquez 3 years ago
If he won't even put in the effort to pick up his socks, why is he your fiancé?
Michael Largey 3 years ago (edited)
Put them in the trash each time he does it. Either the habit will disappear, or he will. Win/win.
#47
My Brother Dug Through The Ice Cream To Take All The Candy Out
A Bobcat From Philly 3 years ago
My sister used to do that. I'd buy my own box and hide it! LOL! (Now, I saw somewhere you can get a bag of just the charms!)
Load More Replies... Couldnt_find_a_decent_name 3 years ago
To eat the gumdrops?! No one likes gumdrops! Or is he picking them out cuz he doesn’t want to eat them
Ericthedead 3 years ago
Ewww, bubble gum with gum drops. An abomination. I declare war.
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My Partner Decided To Wash My Recently-Purchased Japanese Knife In The Dishwasher
Kumkum Wada 3 years ago
Knives never go into dishwasher. It can dulled the blade as the pressures from the water will dislodged everything and bumped into each other. And higher water temperature can affect it as well. With ridges like the top part, you will need to use brush and do it gently, when you wash it.
Alison Hell 3 years ago (edited)
Not an expensive knife expert...but if the knife was so great and expensive, how could a dishwasher break off an entire tip of a knife? I would think it should be a very solid knife.
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Raven Sheridan 3 years ago
Is this bad? I can't afford a knife that good, so I have no idea if that's something you're not supposed to do.
kitten levels tokyo 3 years ago
It’s very bad. Look at all the dents the dishwasher put in it.
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Seth 3 years ago
Dishwashers have a tendency to knock things around, potentially banging the sharp edge against a hard surface. The hot water can also deform wooden handles. Dishwasher detergent can also be especially corrosive on high carbon steel knives, which are preferred by some chefs over stainless steel. Knives hand forged in Japan are almost exclusively high carbon steel, and should be hand washed with mild detergent and dried immediately. I put my cheap stainless steel knives (with plastic handles) in the dishwasher and I only need to sharpen them occasionally. I have a few nicer knives that are less resistant to rust and have wooden handles, and I will NEVER put them in the dishwasher.
Load More Replies... liam newton-harding 3 years ago
A friend tried...tried...putting my Global knives into the dishwasher...I...persuaded him...that it might not be the best course of action, for him personally, to do so.
Ericthedead 3 years ago (edited)
I don’t see the damage. Some of my antique butcher knives I use rust in the dishwasher and have to be hand washed and oiled and some have handles that are damaged in the dishwasher from the heat. But I have some stainless steel that do fine. I keep mine razor sharp.
Blackheart 3 years ago
Truth is, no one wants to spend hours pampering a pan or a knife, and few people have the time to do so.
A Bobcat From Philly 3 years ago
I know someone who tossed a set of ceramic knives in and they came out in pieces. They can get expensive as well. Very sharp but kind of fragile.
ERIKA H. 3 years ago
I have knives from this brand. The dents are part of the design. This isn't a cleaver. The tip is actually broken off.
Rumina Io 3 years ago
This is the normal shape for a Japanese vegetable knife, they are like slim cleavers and called nakiri https://www.japanny.com/collections/nakiri-vegetable/products/kanetsune-dsr-1k6-hammered-usuba-japanese-knife-165mm
Load More Replies... Cassi Lyris 2 years ago (edited)
As long as it's just the one time it should be fine. Just don't leave it around him again...
Cassi Lyris 2 years ago
I just spotted the chip missing from the tip. He must've thrown it in there, blade first. That is not ok. 😥💔
Load More Replies... HelluvaHedgehogAlien 3 years ago
That looks kinda pretty tho but the knife is already useless now
Ericthedead 3 years ago (edited)
How’s it useless now? There isn’t anything thing wrong. If it’s tarnished you can clean it if it’s dull sharpen it. Worst thing maybe the handle. The dishwasher is bad on some handles m.
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My Wife Doesn't Get All The Ice Out Of One Tray Before Using Another
Lledorin 3 years ago
Meh. I mean, it doesn't mess with functionality so long as the cubes aren't taking on weird odors/tastes.
K W 3 years ago
It does mess with functionality because you usually refill a fully empty one and by rotating make sure you always have ice since it takes hours to freeze. If you've got several people in the house ice can go really fast and with this method there's likely large gaps of time where there's no ice.
Load More Replies... Destinee Davis 3 years ago
My roommate does this and it drives me crazy, like use them all and refill or just refill the half you took, it's not hard....
David McKendrick 2 years ago
My stepson does this. Nobody except me seems to know the recipe to make ice cubes! lol
Blackheart 3 years ago
She does not want to fill the tray. Get an icemaker and save you marriage for like $100.
Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago
This would make me crazy. We now have a fridge with ice & water in the door (so cool). But when we had to use ice trays I would empty them into a large Ziploc bag.
#50
I Happily Obliged When My Wife Said She Would Mow The Grass
Kristen Bagan 3 years ago
But like, what?! Did she get ill while mowing? Why did the grass get cut so short?!
Sonja 3 years ago
My guess is they thought it would take longer to grow back again. Well now it'll never grow back
Load More Replies... Tess 3 years ago (edited)
My guess is that the conversation that followed this would have gone something like this: "If you wanted the grass to be mown a certain way, then maybe you should have done it yourself by now!"
Sonja 3 years ago
My answer would be: if you don't plan to do it properly, don't offer. Do it right or don't. Cured my husband.
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Cassi Lyris 2 years ago
Holy cràp, why'd she set it so low? How'd she miss so much? Just, wha...
#51
My Mom Borrowed My Gaming Mouse Because She Lost Hers. This Is How She Returned It
Louisa Johnson 3 years ago
This looks like a steal series WOW mouse I had years back, not cheap either
Ches Yamada 3 years ago
Mine would look like this after awhile, also our console controllers. It's skin. It wipes off easily though.
Nitka Tsar 3 years ago
My Mom is a smoker + eats while playing. I would rather buy her a new one then give her mine
#52
The Way My Girlfriend “Changed” The Toilet Paper Roll Today. How Do I Tell Her She Needs To Move Out?
Daniel Atkins 3 years ago
Would she even look up or would she even think the message is for her? Also were would you find a skywriter? Haven’t seen on in years.
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When My Husband Puts The Dishes Away
Jessica Nessman 3 years ago
I love that's what u got from that whole scenario. U r a glass half full person aren't you :)
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Phil Green 3 years ago
I don't think it's murder if you deal with this using extreme measures! Do you make him set the table when he does this sort of thing?
SaneMinotaur (she/her) 3 years ago
Doing this sort of thing (i.e. doing a poor job of something on purpose), is called weaponised incompetence, and people do it so that they won't be called on to do tasks around the house.
Poeha 3 years ago (edited)
No it's just laziness. You can only do that when you live alone or with 2 slobs.
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Just Found Out My Parents Installed An App On My Phone To Track My Messages And Tried To Hide It
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago
I was in my 30s before I got my first smart phone so I never had anyone mess with mine. Seems like a huge invasion of privacy.
Lululoohoo 3 years ago
How old is OP? I have something called Qustodio for my 11 year olds phone.. but it's because he's only 11.
Rebecca O’Donnell 3 years ago
OP is about 14. This was posted on Reddit 8 months ago.
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WindySwede 3 years ago
The kid should take advantage of this in some way! Something like "I won $1M i'm moving out", or some other horrific/ridiculing way!
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Vanessa Richardson 3 years ago
My teenager once had a secret album of nude pics from his girlfriend—only way I discovered it was I noticed he had the same calculator app as me, which seemed weird because I have an iPhone and he has an android—and when I opened it, it asked for a password🫣 (no, I was not snooping through his phone, we were working on something together and I asked for his phone to add some stuff up.) the absolute FEAR in his eyes when he saw me click on it🤣 I’m thankful it was password protected.
The Chocolate Gecko 3 years ago
Oh don't worry, at least your parents don't openly acknowledge this and track everything on your phone while you know it. Cuz that would suck :l
#55
My Parents Opening This Cardboard Package
Glen Ellyn 3 years ago
Well, I'd probably do the same thing. Oh, wait. I have. I don't like trying to pour out of the side of the carton - too often it spills. There's a ready-made, easy-pour spout right there.
Lyone Fein 3 years ago
I'm with Glen Ellyn here. No need to add plastic onto these lovely cardboard containers. Whoever started this trend set the planet back. We need to reverse this.
Seth 3 years ago
...Those containers are entirely lined with plastic and have never been recyclable. Glass is the only milk container that has ever been reliably recycled.
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#56
My Sister Spilt Wax All On The Floor While Making Candles Because She Poured It Into A Smoothie Cup. I'm Left Here Cleaning It Up Because "She's Too Tired"
Couldnt_find_a_decent_name 3 years ago
When you finish sweeping it up, melt it a little (not so it’s like really hot, I’m not evil I swear) and then dump it on her, in her hair, her clothes, everywhere, bet she won’t be too tired to clean that up 😈
Lara Verne 3 years ago (edited)
My brother once ate goulash, left half of his portion on plate, and didn't bother to clean up after himself and left everything on the table. He also told me he was too tired ( too busy playing some mobile game) a told me to clean it. I poured rest of goulash on his head.
Load More Replies... Karmageddon 3 years ago
Put newspaper over it, then iron it. The newspaper will soak up the wax
Vasana Phong 3 years ago
I would leave it for her tomorrow when she’s refreshed from her sleep to clean up
Chucky Cheezburger 3 years ago
Bish, I don't give a damn how tired you are. You'll clean it up here and now or you'll be cleaning later after I melt it down and pour it in your bed, and count yourself lucky of you aren't in it at the time.
#57
My Family Throwing Giant Chunks Of Food In The Sink On Top Of Dirty Dishes
Neuridivergent 3 years ago
Time for OP to inform everyone that they are no longer doing the dishes.
Daffydillz~ 3 years ago
Find the culprit then make them clean up the entire mess. After cleaning it up enough times they'll stop doing it.
#58
I Bought A Homepod For The Kitchen. Instead Of Playing Music Through The Homepod, My Wife Uses It As A Phone Stand While Playing Music From Her Phone
Error 404 (He/They) 3 years ago
Why woud you put your phone on a perfectly ROUND object when you could just put it on the table ? I-
#59
My Brother Vacuum-Sealed The Only Scissors In The House
Zephyr343 3 years ago
Haha that is funny. If only we had some sharp....bladed....knifey like tool...
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
I'd probably end up using my teeth XD It's a wonder I still have all of them in my head.
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#60
Dad Borrowed $2,000 To Pay The IRS
HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago
Get him off your account, but make sure to print this after you save it and email it to yourself. NOT overkill, I promise.
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago
Parents and kids sharing joint accounts must be a newer thing because it wasn't a thing when I was a kid.
Brenda 2 years ago (edited)
DILs grandmother just removed over $3k from her account that they were living off while looking for jobs (both laid off before Christmas). Her father passed in early October and this is what was left after replacing a dead car. They have 2 small children (17 months & 2 months) and SHE KNEW THIS WAS ALL THEY HAD! Said she is owed this $ cause she paid for h son's funeral. Making his 2 kids pay for it from the life insurance they got & she'll have paid $0! She knows hubby had a stroke 2 days before DILs dad died & we have no income. Told DIL to move back to Alabama with the kids if her family here won't help & they refuse to get jobs. Told her to remove her months ago, but she trusted Grandma. Grandma just lost granddaughter and both great grandkids. We're going to be the guardians if the worst happens. She'll never get those babies, which is what she's actually after.
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
If both parties are on the account. One of my mom's bank accounts has both my sister and I on it as well. In theory, both my sister and I could take money out of that account even though it's ostensibly my mother's.
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#61
My Husband's Version Of "The Kitchen Is Clean"
Seth 3 years ago
People downvoting you are ridiculous. All you did was state a fact. And for all we know the dishwasher is full and running, and the dishes in the sink are just waiting for the next load.
Load More Replies... Rahul Pawa 3 years ago
Counter is clean, utensils are stored properly, no trash or food in the sink, this isn't so bad compared to others on this list. Depending on how this counter looked before he started, he might deserve appreciation for his hard work instead of shame for leaving a few dishes in the sink. For all we know, the dishwasher could be running already.
Poeha 3 years ago (edited)
I always clean like this. When it's ready, you throw in the rest.
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les 3 years ago
op would really hate my kitchen. recycling boxes is every 3 months where i live so my box collection grows cos i've been working away for the last 2 collections. i might fill them with trash and leave on the doorstep in the hope it gets stolen, though i suspect my kindly elderly neaghbour would save it til i got back, lol
Nitka Tsar 3 years ago
The sink is obviously not IN the kitchen. It is neutral ground. An island that does not belong to kitchenland.
#62
This Is What Happens When You Mix A $200 USD Monitor And A Bad-Tempered Little Brother
Couldnt_find_a_decent_name 3 years ago
Little siblings… they just can’t keep themselves from destroying your stuff. It’s hardwired into their little brains
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
I'm a younger sibling and I never broke anything of my sister's. Little siblings aren't axiomatically monstrous. XD However, I did do everything I could to gross her out, such as catching insects to show to her, pouring salt into my water and drinking it in front of her, and eating the various Mexican foods made of brains, intestines, and eyeballs during family gatherings.
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Mr. Cinder 3 years ago
I'm a younger brother and I never did anything like this when I got angry at my brother. Never.
censorshipsucks 3 years ago
same story, charge with malicious damage to property at the local police station.
C Lawson 3 years ago (edited)
It was always my little cousins. My grandpa raised me, I was the daughter of his oldest son and I was just sort of dumped off on him. Grandpas youngest daughter never moved out and her children started coming along. I never had my own room or privacy, nor my own toys. Anything I was given by a friend or other relatives at Christmas was promptly destroyed by her kids while I was at school and had to leave all my things just out in the open. I never had anything to myself, and the few things I loved were destroyed without consequence because their mother resented me taking up space and resources from my grandpas retirement fund that she felt should all be hers and for her kids. My grandpa relied on her somewhat to help navigate certain things in his later life so it was easier for 10 year old me to accept it and move on than it was for him to confront her. Not a lesson a child that age should learn, but it did help me to empathize with him. I miss him so bad.
#63
Went To Make Poached Egg For Breakfast. Turns Out My Wife Was Baking Yesterday
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 3 years ago
No jury in the world would convict them
Load More Replies... Vasana Phong 3 years ago
Is it just me, but I get this thing that milk, eggs and bread is a must have, I always made sure we never run out or make mental note to pick some up
A Bobcat From Philly 3 years ago
Here we call it the "French Toast Kit." The "alert" (LOL) goes out for it mainly when a major snowstorm gets announced. It's because whenever a snow is coming, everyone runs out and buys up all of the milk, bread & eggs. Yes, I'm in the Northeast US. French-Toa...1dc0eb.jpg 
#64
My Brother Always Makes My Poor Mom Clean After Him
MarieL 3 years ago
It's time for him to learn a lesson. Your mother should give him one last warning, then stop doing his laundry until he finds the courtesy to put the dirty clothes in the laundry hamper. He won't want to participate in school sports if the other students tell him he stinks...
Scarlett O'Hara's Ghost 3 years ago
Why.. why don't you clean it up and help her by getting after him about being a slob
Terry Tobias 3 years ago
I'd throw them out. Then make him buy his own clothes. Problem solved.
Lynn Morello 2 years ago
he has ears, Just grab one and don't let go until he has cleaned his mess.
David McKendrick 2 years ago
My friend put all her son's clothes that were lying about into garbage bags and hid them in the attic. Told him they'd been collected as rubbish. It was weeks before she gave them back.
#65
My Mom Puts Butter Back In The Fridge Like This. Hair Gets On It Almost Every Time
Felix Grace 3 years ago
I love the bottle of cotton candy faygo in the background. but also? gross. butter dishes come with a lid, y'all. utilize it
Amy Taylor 3 years ago
You can pick them up at thrift shops for a few dollars. I keep mine on the counter and there's a house rule if you finish the butter, you put a new stick in. I like my butter soft! And no, it doesn't go bad. Unless it's unsalted.
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My Sister-In-Law Put My Electric Moka On The Stove
Little Wonder 3 years ago
I didn't even know you could get electric ones! How nifty. Mine's red though, so clearly I can't swap it for anything else just yet.
Vasana Phong 3 years ago
I don’t think lots of people understand the electrical part of these kettle devices
#67
My Mom Just Leaves All Of Her Soap And Stuff On The Ground After A Shower. Every Time
Alison Hell 3 years ago
I would just go on about my shower business leaving the items where they are......gross....
#68
When Asked If He Could Bring The Console To Our Dad’s House, Mom Gave My Little Brother A Definitive No. After They Left, I Walked Back To My Room And Found It Missing
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago
As the older brother who scraped and saved to buy my NES and SNES (yeah. I'm old), it was always MY console. Not my parents, not my brother's, mine.
Vasana Phong 3 years ago
My husband tells me when he was younger he always worked and bought his own stuff, when he would come home things would be missing from his room or put back damaged from his 2 lil brothers, when he told his mom to tell them to stop touching his stuff, her response was well he shouldn’t leave his stuff easily accessible
#69
My Girlfriend Will Put Trash On The Counter By The Trash Can Cause She Thinks The Trash Is Too Gross To Touch, Even Though We Have An Automatic Lid
V 3 years ago
I am somewhat germ phobic, and on a bad day I cannot touch the bin. But we don't have one with an automatic lid.
Alison Hell 3 years ago
I always wash my hands after touching the garbage bin. And I clean the bin on a regular basis. I am not somewhat germaphobe, I am full blown germaphobe 🥴...its hassle to say the least.
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My Wife Puts Away The Pots And Pans Like This
Mickysixxx 3 years ago
That's how my cupboard looks and every time you have to get something out it's like a little game of kitchen jenga
Amy Taylor 3 years ago
I have a pot rack for this reason, lol. A simple curtain rod with extra supports and some S hooks since I have a tiny galley kitchen. Saves a lot of aggravation for me with the other occupants of this house, lol
Error 404 (He/They) 3 years ago (edited)
Imagine the noise it would make when you have to tak one out...
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago
Be glad it's not a cupboard above head level. Then it would be like a gag from a 3 Stooges film.
#71
My Mom Takes A Slice/Bite Out Of Some Food And Then Leaves It To Rot. It's A Waste Of Food
Matthew Thompson 3 years ago
The more I look at this whole list, the more I think some people have grown up with the notion that 'eating badly' means 'eating all of something' or 'eating the last bit of something.'
Kristy MacGregor 3 years ago
Kiddos do this w some stuff like fruits for sure but that's about it. Everything is put into something that seals at least
Jason 3 years ago
"I want a whole apple!" Only ever eats a half. Still gets mad at the half every time
Load More Replies... Lyone Fein 3 years ago
Why can't other people finish them off? She isn't taking bites, she is cutting off pieces.
Rumina Io 3 years ago
It's her responsibility to then wrap it and put it in the fridge tho
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#72
Instead Of Putting A Bag In The Trash My Husband Puts It On The Counter For Me
HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago
UGH! I would take it off the counter and put it in his car - the driver's seat and buckle it in.
Daffydillz~ 3 years ago
This man-child needs some lessons on etiquette asap because that's freaking disgusting putting the garbage can on the counter with the open foods that are being eaten 😑. It's really weird that he'd rather put a dirty trash can on the counter like that than to simply put a new bag in it. I bet he does other weird things too, lol 😆
ThreeAngryLlamas 3 years ago
This is disgusting. He's a child. That being said, one thing I have seen people do is to leave a role of bags attached to the bottom of the one that's in the bin, so that when the old one is removed, the new one automatically replaces itself.
crowspectre 2.0 (he/they) 3 years ago
I'd do this I think. I suck at putting those in and never do it the way my parents want. I don't get what the trick is
#73
My Wife Puts The Empty Pistachio Shells Back In The Bag
Alison Hell 3 years ago
I use my teeth to crack open pistachios ... this is just ick....want some saliva with that nut?
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Kristy MacGregor 3 years ago
Totally guilty of this sometimes but usually I put a small baggie inside the big bag of pistachios so that way I can easily collect the empties inside then dump when done w them. Never can eat too many or frequent bathroom trip follow :-/
#74
This Is How My Dad Gave Me My Package
Little Wonder 3 years ago
Probably, my father does to this day and I'm in my 40s. Or else he hovers until i open it, so I say "Oh, right, i've been waiting for this!" and then put it aside and wait to open it. Drives him mad :D
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Kristy MacGregor 3 years ago
Lakota Wolf- thats not cool @ all! Tampering w someone's mail is a federal offense, maybe u should mention that to them. I'm sorry u have to live under such privacy restricting rules
Crazy Nailzz 3 years ago
This happens to me every time I have something delivered to my home. My family would not only open the bag, but they would also try whatever was in it and share reviews with me on phone. Then I changed the delivery address to my office.
crowspectre 2.0 (he/they) 3 years ago
God I would punch someone. Imagine that was a binder or sumn. My mom specifically is very against me being trans and would yell at me for getting a second binder (my first one was months of fighting and she still acts like a cop)
Leoninus Fate 3 years ago
idk, i been getting tons of packages like this myself, and its just me lately, my bro works for FedEx and tells me how sometimes they looks in the stuff {he yells at them and writes them up and fixes it when he sees it happening}
#75
Had A Magnet Pen For 4 Years, Sister Borrowed It For 1 Day And I Have 6 Missing Magnets, 5 Damaged Beyond Repair And A Whole Bunch Of Missing Metal Parts
Tess 3 years ago (edited)
Apparently it's a fidget toy type device. They actually look quite entertaining. I kinda want one now.
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#76
I Asked My Husband To Save Me Some Oreos
V Martinez 3 years ago
I was taught, one or 'a' is 1. Couple is 2. A few is 3/4, and some is 5 or more. Several is usually 3/4 and more as well. There should be at least 5 in there! I have this same issue, so I have to buy multiples of stuff, or hide them and ration them out with a big note on the item itself.
Vasana Phong 3 years ago
I would by a whole bag for myself and hide it, then tell him” the Oreos you left me, you can have “
#77
My Husband Insists This Is Normal
Seth 3 years ago
If that's his personal gum pack, and he frequently chews gum in scenarios where conventional disposal is inconvenient (eg. while jogging), then this seems reasonable. I wouldn't call it "normal" though.
The Problem With Censorship Is ******* 3 years ago
Yeah, I do this too. I share the pack with absolutely nobody, and make sure no one ever gets to see it. Anything is better than just spitting it out on the street.
Load More Replies... Mark Howell 3 years ago
Actually not too bad, as long as the packaging is put in the bin at the end. No sticky sidewalk patches.
#78
My Wife Dropped Peanut Butter On Toast. That Was 24 Hours Ago, And She Still Hasn't Cleaned It
Little Wonder 3 years ago
Yep, I'm lucky if the toast actually hits the floor before my furry vacuum cleaner arrives lol
Load More Replies... Daffydillz~ 3 years ago
Hahaha yes, or the sign could say something like... abstract design, with their name and the date, maybe put a little makeshift frame around it like a gallery piece. I saw something like that somewhere before,lol.
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#79
Every Time My Mom Puts Knives In The Dishwasher She Puts Them In Like This
kitten levels tokyo 3 years ago
Buy 10 gallons of pig’s blood, throw it around the kitchen, go on secret vacation for a week.
A Bobcat From Philly 3 years ago
My wife used to do that until I explained why knives (and forks) do in facing down. Good knives never go in the dishwasher as well.
Blackheart 3 years ago
My mom does this. Says it keeps them sharp and tips safe. Meanwhile, we are in urgent care getting stitches.
#80
Found My Husband's Stash Of Empty Wrappers
Higgleton 3 years ago
UK tap water is perfectly good to drink. Seeing so much plastic waste is irritating
Phil Green 3 years ago
What is it with men on this page. Yes, I know there are a few women equally at fault, but it seems to be mostly blokes. I have been a bloke for 64 years. I do all the cooking, I have a full-time job and at weekends I have my "homework" - fencing, grass-cutting, looking after memorials, laundry, ironing, cleaning etc. I am married but my wife is not very well, so I do 90% of the housework. Sometimes she is just not well enough to clear her dinner plate away and put it in the dishwasher, I do not begrudge her that but some of the "sentient lifeforms" on this thread are just so damn' lazy! It's easy to blame their up-bringing but in the end, surely they are rational, right-thinking evolved adults, able to take care of themselves? Partners are not slaves, they are partners, equal and also deserving of support as well as being supportive.
Crazy Nailzz 3 years ago
Seeing so much plastic, no wonder USA is the most wasteful country in the world.
#81
My Wife Almost Always Leaves One Or Two Bagels, Then Opens The Next Package
Alison Hell 3 years ago
It may be blueberry...I have yet to see chocolate chip bagels in stores but maybe it's just stores around here...Canadian.
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#82
Mom's BF Never Puts The Soap On The Soap Trays
Amaranthim Talon 2 years ago
I think it's the "style"? Look at the cup looking thing next to it.
Load More Replies... InvincibleRodent 3 years ago
Many do. I do, because liquid soap comes in plastic bottles and bags (even the refills), while many bar soaps are wrapped in recyclable paper. Also, by buying liquid soap and body wash, you're essentially paying someone to add water to your soap- bars are denser, they last longer, have a longer shelf life, and there are so many beautiful artisinal body soaps that are not only cheaper, but better for your skin than most commercially available soaps and body washes.
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Why Does My Husband Always Put Food In The Opposite Side Of The Sink That Doesn't Have A Garage Disposal
Neuridivergent 3 years ago
Give him a how to repair plumbing book and tell him to study up before the pipes are clogged.
Thorsten Massow 3 years ago
Because he grew up where they were reversed? Old habits are hard to break.
Winnie the Moo 3 years ago
Why have a garbage disposal at all. Put your trash in the trashcan… This message was brought to you by the rest of the world
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
Even those of us with garbage disposals often do not use them XD It screws up the sink/pipes. We have one of those strainer thingies and we dump it out regularly into the garbage.
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#84
My Dad Randomly Unplugged My Ethernet, And This Is What I Come Back To After I Plug It Back In
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago
What is with these parents being so possessive of the internet connections? When I was a kid, I was the only one in the house who knew what the internet was.
fair_weather_rose 3 years ago
I'm not sure. I'm a teen, and I've never had any problems. My mom has certain internet limits, but they're not unreasonable, and as long as i stay within those she doesn't really care what I do online. My dad just doesn't care, and is oblivious to everything I do anyway.
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Zia Barrett 3 years ago
OP never got an answer from their dad, but judging from their comments, their parents are very controlling.
Load More Replies... Amaranthim Talon 2 years ago
WTF??? But- we don't know what caused dad to do that- what if kid isn't getting his school work or house chores done or some other thing? So while my first thought is WTF? We don't really know...
#85
My Son Dropped His Phone In The Toilet And Opened A Brand New Bag Of Risotto To Dry It Out
ERIKA H. 3 years ago
True. if he put the risotto back in the cabinet on the other hand.....
Load More Replies... Karmageddon 3 years ago
People, that is not risotto, that is arboreal rice. It can be used to make risotto, but we don't call a bag of flour bread.
Seth 3 years ago
Person, that is not arboreal rice. It is arborio rice. I don't know of any rice that lives in trees.
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Rebelliousslug 3 years ago
This one is stupid, that bag of risotto didn’t cost a thousand dollars, just buy a new one
A Bobcat From Philly 3 years ago
I got water in my rice once so I threw it into a bag of cellphones to dry it out...
Romek Vili 3 years ago
That bastard. He could used old open bag of phone drying rice next to it
matthew owen 3 years ago
If your phone isn't water proof, it's not dust proof either. Rice is a bad idea.
#86
My Girlfriend’s 10-Year-Old Sister’s Backpack Was So Heavy. We Open It To Find It Packed With “Beautiful Cube Rocks”, Which She Picked Because They Were So Unique
Danielle Ocasio Fast 3 years ago
When I moved into my current apartment I had a friend help move some boxes that were a bit heavy. He was like "whoa, what's in here? A bunch of rocks?" ...yes, actually... One box of many. (I collect them)
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
I do too! I love rocks! :D My name is Crystal so it's a given for me, haha.
Load More Replies... Amaranthim Talon 2 years ago
I would have done that too.. in fact, I often come home with random pebbles or flowers
#87
My Dad Did It Because He “Didn’t Want Anything Crunchy”. A War Crime Has Been Committed
Francesa Miller 3 years ago
Wrap wet towel strips around the pan before baking. Level rising and fewer crunchy sides.
#88
The Way My Husband Stacks Up His Used Coffee Spoons In Our Spoon Rest, And Won’t Put Them In The Dishwasher
Kathrin Pukowsky 3 years ago
I'm not sure it's laziness. We have a full, functional kitchen at work with a dishwasher, but some of our interns will walk an extra three steps to put their dirty dishes in the sink instead of just putting them in the dishwasher. Three extra steps. They have to walk PAST the dishwasher to get to the sink! I asked what on earth was up with that and apparently they do have dishwashers at home, but they never load them or run them, that's what their moms do. At age 17 you should be able to load and start a dishwasher.
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#89
My Parents Insist On Having A TV On A Wall That Gets Blasted With Glare. This Is How They Watch TV
#90
My Boyfriend Does The Dishes. The Sink After "Doing The Dishes"
Kristy MacGregor 3 years ago
I can't stand when someone (usually kids) doesn't scrub the sink clean after doing the dishes but I enable it by cleaning it anyhow. I feel I can do that since they did the dishes but it's a pet peeve of mine 4 sure
Daffydillz~ 3 years ago
🤢🤮, I can't stand it when people don't clean their plates off before putting them in the sink.
#91
How My Dad Leaves His Coffee Grounds
Ace 3 years ago
Wet coffee grounds in the trash? Eew, no thanks. Rinsed down the sink is best, they can also help keep the U bend clear of grease build-up.And the above problem is easily avoided by just not leaving dishes in the sink.
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#92
The Way My Husband Opened The Cheese
kitten levels tokyo 3 years ago
Sometimes those supposedly zipper openings are the most securely sealed part of the package.
JoJo Anisko 3 years ago
And frequently, the zipper will peel off the package without even opening.
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My Husband Asks Me To Wrap My Own Christmas Gifts Every Year
Leoninus Fate 3 years ago
I do this every year, my aunt and mom are too sick to wrap them, I also go buy them, There's nothing wrong here, just people that care about what they got then the thought and action of someone else
Neuridivergent 3 years ago
I used to wrap and buy my own. My mom thought he was doing it for her, but he passed it to me.
#94
My Husband's Attempt To Put The Silverware Away
kitten levels tokyo 3 years ago
People who purposely do a bad job hoping that it will ensure they are never asked to help again deserve some kind of special punishment.
You Should Do Nothing with the Fence 3 years ago
Becoming a recurring theme...third one of these now? There is a common thread though...
#95
My Wife Refusing To Use The Sink Strainer Because "It Gets Clogged Too Easily"
Kristy MacGregor 3 years ago
Srsly they even sell them @ the $ tree now-a-days
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Jennifer Johnson 2 years ago
cleaning out that food can be so gross! all slimy and squishy and can even start to smell
#96
Our Thanksgiving Leftovers (That Are Getting Thrown Away). My Mom Doesn't Understand The Concept Of Halving A Recipe So She Makes Way Too Much Food For 3 People
Kristy MacGregor 3 years ago
I have this problem as well, when u are accustomed to cooking for a large family or large # of ppl, it's hard to scale back those portions. I use my extras to feed others though so 9 out of 10 times no waste :)
A Bobcat From Philly 3 years ago (edited)
After a meal, I often put the leftovers in the vacuum sealer and freeze stuff for later. Those sealers are a blessing.
Terry Tobias 3 years ago
What a shame! I had cereal for Thanksgiving because my car is out of commission and I had no way to get groceries. I would have loved their leftovers!
#97
I Came Home To A Smokey Apartment And A Boyfriend Asleep On The Couch. Not Even Sure What These Were
#98
My Wife Only Takes A Few Bites Of An Apple And "Saves The Rest For Later"
#99
How Hubby Won't Throw Away His Empty Ice Cream Buckets
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 3 years ago
It’s actually REALLY good, second only in my opinion to waffle cone swirl and gelato.
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#100
When Your Husband Does The Laundry. Those Used To Be Pacs
Lyone Fein 3 years ago
Each of you can do your own laundry. Just stop washing his clothes. He will learn how to do it pretty quickly!
Leoninus Fate 3 years ago
i can see how he got confused, he thought you toss the whole thing in as in one huge pack, he didn't know it was smaller ones, it wasn't his fault
#101
After 10 Years Of Asking My Wife Politely To Not Wash My Good Chef Knives In The Dishwasher
Neuridivergent 3 years ago
There is something very disturbing about how she loads the dishwasher.
A Bobcat From Philly 3 years ago
I play Tetris with my dishwasher. And shopping cart, and....
Load More Replies... Daffydillz~ 3 years ago
That and the other dishes are never going to get cleaned the way she loads it. Another example of weaponized incompetence...
Alison Hell 3 years ago
Seriously....the water and energy used, do it right the first time.
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#102
My Roommate Just Leaves $500 Laying On The Ground Like It's Nothing
AwesomeLeoWife 3 years ago
We have to buy a new EpiPen every year because my son’s school won’t keep a nearly “expired” one on hand. My insurance doesn’t cover EpiPen brand, only Auvi-Q, but we have only ever had an EpiPen and I have never paid over $50. There are always huge coupons for these all over the internet
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago
The fact an epipen costs $500 and people are bitching about eggs costing $0.50 a piece is why the USA is doomed.
Tugg Ster 3 years ago
it doesn't cost $500. the person who posted that is either dramatic, deranged or horribly misinformed. As far as the USA being doomed. .. that's laughable. Our worst problems would be welcomed other places. Our problem is we have way more than we need, including lazy, narcissistic and entitled people who contribute nothing positive but preach to others via the safety keyboard but never actually DO anything
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Kumkum Wada 3 years ago
If it's insulin, it will need proper storage. But, is it cost that much? I bought one for my SO, for few dollars..... Wait, sorry I live in 3rd world country🤦
Ashley Greer 3 years ago
Actually that’s not true about insulin. It can be stored at room temp for years. The body has to warm it up to use it. It goes bad at 107 degrees Fahrenheit.
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Rebecca O’Donnell 3 years ago
My son’s one medicine is about $1000/month. If you use a Good-Rx coupon you can get the same medicine for about $15, no insurance needed. This is an extreme example but I just went through this in the past few months.
Phil Green 3 years ago
Leave the US, become a citizen elsewhere and get your medication for free! I know it is a bit extreme and it sort of defeats the point you are making, but why does an Epi-pen have to cost so much? I feel for you and your friend. :-)
#103
The Way My Wife Opens And Leaves The Bread
Lara Verne 3 years ago (edited)
Me too, but it does not mean i rip package open like some animal.
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My Brother Paused 2 Of My Downloads To Install Fortnite
Daniel Atkins 3 years ago
So did Fortnite download and he not in pause them. Or is it downloading if so pause it an continue yours.
#105
Let Me Introduce You To The Man I Chose To Marry
John Carr 3 years ago
NO! Kitchen towel does not pulp/dissolve like TP does and should never ever be flushed
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Joeby hice 3 years ago
Plumber here please please do not flush paper towels ever or wipes ever!!!
Amy Taylor 3 years ago
I tell people that ALLLL the time!! Those "flushable wipes" still clog the plumbing. My kids know nothing but TP, ever.
Load More Replies... Blackheart 3 years ago
He better be good a plumbing, because paper towels are not meant to go in the toilet.
#106
The Way My Girlfriend Opens Food Packaging Means We Throw Away Quite A Bit Of Stale Bread
#107
This Is What My Husband Does With His Dirty Clothes… There’re Four Baskets
Spencer's slave 3 years ago
Yup I'd leave them there too. Did with my 2 sons when they were teenagers. When Monday came around with no clean school uniforms, they soon learned that going to school having to wear last week's stinky shirts wasn't cool lol.
Load More Replies... Rebelliousslug 3 years ago
There’re??? Is that supposed to be there are? It’s the same number of characters, what’s the point of this ridiculous non abbreviation?
Kristy MacGregor 3 years ago
Fight the urge to clean them up- u aren't his maid & he needs to be taught a lesson apparently
Lynn Morello 2 years ago
When I married my first husband, he used to do this. He got 2 warnings, I picked up his clothes once. Then he ran out of everything. Funilly enough he learned really fast.
Phil Green 3 years ago
Bag them and put them in the garage, keep doing it until her runs out of clothes and when he whines that he doesn't appear to have any clothes, ask why? Then tell him you just assumed he wanted to chuck them out, so you helped.
#108
Asked My Husband To Crate The Dog When I Left. I Just Bought These Yesterday
Leoninus Fate 3 years ago
if you need to crate a dog, you should know better then to let anything down that it could reach
Christian Dyson 3 years ago
How do you know he didn't lock the dogs in the crate then he got hungry and the kitchen was to far away
#109
My Girlfriend Made This Pancake. What Do I Do?
thatlesbiantacocat 3 years ago
They have roaches, and speaking of roaches, has anyone seen Headless Roach, haven't seen them in forever (3 days, but that's forever)
Load More Replies... Tom Hardeveld 3 years ago
thank her for the effort, eat them, hope you don't get stomache-ache. Happy wife happy life
A Bobcat From Philly 3 years ago
Ummm... go to McDonalds or IHOP for pancakes?? Either way... Run! LOL!
Indosidius 3 years ago
Tell her to pre heat the oil in the pan before pouring the pancake dough.
CGZ 3 years ago
Close. Preheat the pan before adding the butter. Hot pan, cold oil, food won't stick.
Load More Replies... Crazy Nailzz 3 years ago
You accidentally drop the pan or plate. And apologise coz "you really wanted to try"
#110
I Told Him To Unroll It Like Tape. That’s Why It’s Called Bubble Tape. Today I Learned I’m Raising A Monster
#111
My Husband “Pre-Dips” His Chips Before Eating Them
Vasana Phong 3 years ago
Hey that’s actually smart, he’s got ranch dip I’m assuming and cheese dip
BlackestDawn 3 years ago
I don't really see the big problem. Instead of doing it one by one and stretching/moving yourself every time he does it in batches, which is probably more efficient in terms of movements.
#112
My Wife Doesn't Like The Way I Eat Chips
Daniel Atkins 3 years ago
I have put all the small pieces left in the bottom of a tortilla chip bag in salsa and ate it like cereal.
JoJo Anisko 3 years ago
I use a spoon for popcorn because I don't want buttery fingerprints on my Kindle.
Phil Green 3 years ago
Did you crush them up? Like pre-chewing them before actually consuming them? Your wife is completely right and perfectly normal!
#113
Husband Put Up The Groceries Today
#114
My Girlfriend Puts The Broken Egg Shells Back In The Container
Nona Wolf 3 years ago
They have - it's called "terrible customer service", and you get to speak with a club member when you call about a product warranty or insurance.
Load More Replies... Leoninus Fate 3 years ago
im tired of people saying this is wrong, this is something a lot of cooks use, its so they know how many eggs have been used, its only "wrong" when all of them are used and still put in the fridge, but lots of chefs and cooks do this!
#115
This Is How My Wife Lets The Razor Sharp Knives Dry
Let’s Be Kind 3 years ago
After running across the room with them first! 😉
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SadieCat17 3 years ago
They're knives? Only takes around 20 seconds to dry them with a wash cloth and put away.
Alison Hell 3 years ago (edited)
I always dry knives and put them away immediately after washing. I really cant trust myself to know that knife I just put there is sharp.
Load More Replies... Danielle Ocasio Fast 3 years ago
I do this too. I'm the only person that does dishes, so it's not an issue. The part of the knife (or other silverware) that touches food or my mouth will always be pointing up to dry. (I have some germ issues)
#116
The Way My Girlfriend Opened This Package Of Hotdogs
Jessica Nessman 3 years ago
Your girlfriend must know my dog, he opens hotdogs the same way, and he's bliny, I s**t you not
#117
I Came To The Kitchen To Find Out That My Boyfriend, Hung The Towel Like This
#118
My Wife Left A Pen In Her Pants Pocket
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago (edited)
It WAS her fault. She didn't check her pants pockets before throwing them into the hamper/wash. It's unfortunate, but she isn't a child who doesn't know to check their pockets. This has happened to me, before, too, and I'm the only one to blame for it.
Load More Replies... Couldnt_find_a_decent_name 3 years ago
This one isn’t as bad as the others. Like sure it definitely sucks, but like I’m forgetful as hell and this is probably something I would do, maybe she just didn’t realize. But if it was on purpose that’s a whole different story
primeline31 3 years ago
That happened to us, except with restaurant crayons in the pocket. Streaks of colored wax everywhere and on the clothing.
Amy Taylor 3 years ago
My old roommate left a red lipstick in the pocket of a sweatshirt she borrowed from me. Epic disaster.
#119
My Wife Throws Her Kitchen Scraps In The Sink Instead Of The Trash Can Because "The Disposal Can Handle It." The Sink Disposal Is Not A Trash Can
Lledorin 3 years ago
If it's just soft food scraps and no bones you should be fine. She should follow up with more frequent cleaning for the increased build-up though. Cup or 2 of ice and some citrus peels works well.
Lyone Fein 3 years ago
Well, you're supposed to actually turn the disposal on when you do that.
MarieL 3 years ago
Nope. Garbage disposals were never designed to be used as trash cans. Most foods shouldn't be sent down the disposal, look it up, you'll be surprised.
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I Need Packaging To Be Opened Properly. My Family Don't Share This Trait
#121
Letter To Management From My 6-Year-Old Son
CGZ 3 years ago
When my little brother was maybe 5 yrs old he went on strike. He must have seen something on TV. He made a sign that said strike, and he marched back & forth in the kitchen in front of the parents. Nobody knows what he went on strike for. I don't think he knew he needed a reason. He wound up crying like he did a lot when he didn't get his way. I still don't know what he was after. Just more attention I guess.
#122
My Partner Is Sure That “Frozen Food Doesn’t Go Bad”
#123
Husband Dumped My Ground Coffee Into My Whole Beans
CGZ 3 years ago
What's the issue? Even I made a mistake once (but I can't remember. It must have happened once, right?) Drop the whole thing into the grinder.
Annabet 3 years ago (edited)
If you don't have a hand-held grinder in which you can see the blades, coffee grounds will clog the grinder and you'll have a bigger problem...
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I Grabbed Myself A Midnight Treat Last Night. Apparently, This Is How My Husband Eats Ice Cream
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
It's a "Vintage K & M Silver Plate England EPNS A-1 Small Fruit Serving Spoon"!
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The Way My Mom Cut These Brownies
#126
Moved In With My Brother And Fiancé. I Think They Might Be Monsters
Screaming Pumpkin guts 3 years ago
Why do people care about which way toilet paper goes!!! As long as serving its purpose why do we care!
CGZ 3 years ago
How can people think that's the correct way for toilet paper? How can that argument even exist?
Katy Cordeth 3 years ago
Cat owners often put it on the holder that way so kitty doesn't unspool it all because she thinks it's a fun game.
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My Daughter Said She Was Going To Hang Up Her Pajamas For Pajama Day At School. This Is How She Put The Pants On The Hanger
#128
The Day My Husband Forgot To Put The Ketchup Bottles In The Fridge, And One Literally Exploded
Lululoohoo 3 years ago
“Because of its natural acidity, Heinz Ketchup is shelf-stable. However, its stability after opening can be affected by storage conditions. We recommend that this product be refrigerated after opening to maintain the best product quality.”
kitten levels tokyo 3 years ago
Coincidentally, after that “ketchup” exploded, the husband was never seen again.
Mr. Cinder 3 years ago
Where the hell do you live that ketchup bottles explode unless put in the fridge?
Lyone Fein 3 years ago
Are all those things sitting on top of a radiator? If so, none of them belong there. You don't put food on a heating element unless you intend to cook it.
Leoninus Fate 3 years ago
they dont have to be put in the fridge tho..... they can be left out.... it exploded for another reason, not for not being in the fridge
StumblingThroughLife 3 years ago
I've never had a Tomato Sauce bottle explode (UK) from being in the cupboard. Do you have different ingredients in yours (wherever the place/country is)?
#129
The Way My Wife Eats Cinnamon Rolls
Zephyr343 3 years ago
Did they put the orange frosting on them? The correct way to est them is throw them in the trash and get the cream cheese frosting, like God intended
Glen Ellyn 3 years ago
Apparently, she prefers filet de brioche à la cannelle, but it's rude to do this.
#130
The Way My Wife Cut The Pizzas With Scissors
primeline31 3 years ago
So? I use clean scissors to cut Sicilian pizza crust up against the side of the pan with the raised edges because a round pizza cutter can't cut through there.
V33333P 3 years ago
I think it's more the awful cuts than the scissors if I read correctly
Load More Replies... Zia Barrett 3 years ago
The sections are odd, but using kitchen scissors to cut a pizza isn't - it's done like that in Italy even.
Lene 2 years ago
When I was in elementary school we had class meeting every Friday where a kid from class also brought cake (usually home baked). Our teacher somehow could never find a knife to cut the cakes..... so she used a pair of scissors. Lol. (I always dreaded when it was my turn to bring cake. Guess everyone dreaded for when it was their turn. But oooooh how I loved having cake every Friday 😁)
InvincibleRodent 3 years ago
What are those round things on the left pizza? They look interesting, like bananas or plantains!
Leoninus Fate 3 years ago
I do this, it's easy, that's why they ARE kitchen and FOOD scissors....
#131
My 6-Year-Old Did This
#132
The Way My Son Eats A Hot Dog
Cat Maglev 3 years ago
ANGER CONTINUES TO INTENSIFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#133
The Way My Girlfriend Eats Shrimp
CGZ 3 years ago
(for those of you who don't get the joke just by seeing the picture.)
Load More Replies... JoJo Anisko 3 years ago
If eating with fingers, gently bite down at base of tail until you feel the meat separate, then pull out the meat. Gets the meat, leaves the tail.
Toni Kay 3 years ago
I just squeeze the tail and lightly pull it out, I eat the whole shrimp at once.
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#134
This Is How My New Partner Uses Her Butter, Is She A Serial Killer Based Off This Information?
Zia Barrett 3 years ago
Looks like someone who used it for cooking. And I am quite sure that isn't butter.
ThreeAngryLlamas 3 years ago
Top to bottom for spreading, side to side for cooking. There's no problem with this. Personally, I also use side to side for spreading, but it's less precise than when I used to go to to bottom. Top to bottom for cooking would be a true crime.
Anne Van Staden 3 years ago
What's wrong with all these people??? No respect or manners and lack of decency. Wow. I can't
#135
I'm Dating A Monster
*Displayname*=idk 3 years ago
The soap is meant for the kitchen not the bathroom. Hope that helps.
Load More Replies... CGZ 3 years ago
Slow down there kitten. At least you've got a guy who knows - or thinks he knows - how to use a caulk gun.
Load More Replies... Nat Blinsk 3 years ago
I think it's a joke about using kitchen hand soap in the bathroom
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What do you think ?
Danielle Ocasio Fast 3 years ago
I'm so glad I'm single and have no adult roommates! I can deal with my kids doing some of this stuff, but an adult? No thanks.
SnapStingray687 3 years ago
THIS THREAD IS MAKING ME MAD, let me just scream into the endless void that is the internet. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thank you for your time
sturmwesen 3 years ago
What's with all the comments that say it's ok to controll communication?
Zephyr343 3 years ago
My biggest pet peeve is my wife pours a glass of wine, takes a sip, puts a ziplock bag over the top to keep it "fresh". The next day, grabs it from the fridge and pours it out cause it tastes "old". Yes, she has done this dozens of times.
Ericthedead 3 years ago
I feel your pain. My ex did this constantly. She didn’t really drink but would alway pour a huge glass and carry it around when we had company. Then would toss it out. Sometimes she would even pour another glass. So I just started sucking it down instead of letting her toss it out.
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Miss Frankfurter 3 years ago
I’m so glad I live with just a cat. None of this kind of c**p going on. And if I do exactly as Her Majesty demands, everything’s just fine.
AndersM 3 years ago
Sorry guys. I'm from Denmark. It's just baffles me. What's wrong with a bicycle? At least just for going 5 km from home? Why does everyone in the family need a car? Is your public transportation so s****y? Not having a go at you! Just wonder. :-)
Leina 3 years ago
Yes, yes it is that bad. Literally no roads have bike lanes, and sometimes the very few, very poorly maintained sidewalks just end randomly. The only busses I know of are school busses. It’s atrocious
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Danielle Ocasio Fast 3 years ago
I'm so glad I'm single and have no adult roommates! I can deal with my kids doing some of this stuff, but an adult? No thanks.
SnapStingray687 3 years ago
THIS THREAD IS MAKING ME MAD, let me just scream into the endless void that is the internet. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thank you for your time
sturmwesen 3 years ago
What's with all the comments that say it's ok to controll communication?
Zephyr343 3 years ago
My biggest pet peeve is my wife pours a glass of wine, takes a sip, puts a ziplock bag over the top to keep it "fresh". The next day, grabs it from the fridge and pours it out cause it tastes "old". Yes, she has done this dozens of times.
Ericthedead 3 years ago
I feel your pain. My ex did this constantly. She didn’t really drink but would alway pour a huge glass and carry it around when we had company. Then would toss it out. Sometimes she would even pour another glass. So I just started sucking it down instead of letting her toss it out.
Load More Replies... Jesus Christ 3 years ago
The only possible way any right thinking person to react to these pictures: Dear-God-6...c0acd5.png
Miss Frankfurter 3 years ago
I’m so glad I live with just a cat. None of this kind of c**p going on. And if I do exactly as Her Majesty demands, everything’s just fine.
AndersM 3 years ago
Sorry guys. I'm from Denmark. It's just baffles me. What's wrong with a bicycle? At least just for going 5 km from home? Why does everyone in the family need a car? Is your public transportation so s****y? Not having a go at you! Just wonder. :-)
Leina 3 years ago
Yes, yes it is that bad. Literally no roads have bike lanes, and sometimes the very few, very poorly maintained sidewalks just end randomly. The only busses I know of are school busses. It’s atrocious
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