You know the worst part about having a job? Well... everything, really. If it’s a necessary evil in life, there is nothing good about it. Right?
But all jokes aside, jobs can be fulfilling, fun, even fantastic if we’re following the alliteration train. However, more often than not, having a rotten egg of a coworker can really be a buzzkill, and that’s what folks more or less celebrated this time around: sharing perfect examples of employees you’d mildly not wish upon your enemies.
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Office Manager Tries To Bully Me Into Giving Money For A Present For Our Millionaire Boss
A present should be something that is willingly given to someone else. It should NOT BE a thing you are bullied into giving.
Woke Up On My Day Off To A Voicemail Asking Why I Wasn't At Work. Apparently Someone Changed My Schedule Without My Knowledge And That's My Fault??
“Work Is Not Meant To Be Fun”
As is normal, folks often take to the internet to share their gripes and frustrations with stuff, and coworkers, bosses and employees are no exception. The internet is all about catharsis, among other things.
In fact, 1 in 4 employees are said to have left work because of another coworker being an absolute pain. They probably also vented online. Probably.
The Mess I Watched My Coworkers Left. To Those Of You That Say I Should Have Cleaned It Up, I Am Not Cleaning Someelse’s Mess On My 20 Minute Break
I'd take this over the literal s**t I walk into each time I go to the woman's room. I'm 3rd shift and the only female. Someone on 2nd shift uses the bathroom and NEVER flushes. No matter which it is. I flushed a couple times because jfc first shift is gonna think I'M the toddler who can't flush her own waste. The night of work where my week off for Xmas and new years was to start when shift ended - which im enjoying right now - the cow left..... How to say this.....brown gravy. And lots of it. I refused to flush it, stormed out & wrote a note like 'I'm over this. Whoever is the person on 2nds who is incapable of flushing the toilet, stop being an absolute TODDLER and flush it! I refuse to flush YOUR waste and I am NOT gonna let 1st shift think I'M gross and doing this bs. - (my name) on 3rd shift." I taped it real good to the stall and yeah. Grown a*s adult who can't flush and 100% doesn't wash her nasty hands either, I BET you.
Someone At Work (Nursing) Perfectly Ripped My Husband Out Of The Wedding Photo On My Locker. There's No Way This Was Accidental
How My Coworkers Leave The Vacuum Cord
CapRelo’s statistics continue to say that the worst traits coworkers could have are passive-aggression (33.7%), making excuses (18.4%), entitlement (15%), gossiping (14.6%) and control-freakishness (14.4%). Some also cited tardiness as a reason why they could potentially leave a job, though only nearly 4% said so, which likely means it’s more of a secondary reason.
“Someone” At My Work “Doesn’t” Know How To Use Quotation Marks
I Have Been Writing A Fun Fact Every Week On An Unused Whiteboard At The Office. Someone Clearly Doesn't Like It
A human head typically weighs between 2.3 and 5 kilograms (5.1 and 11.0 lb).
Employer Didn't Contact All Weekend Regarding Monday Work
My employer didnt contact me at all this weekend for work (i am a renovations contractor, monday to friday work schedule). I texted him this morning, and this was the conversation i had. This is the second time ive had to message him to figure out where im working and i have only been working for him for 8 days. In those 8 days, hes told me he restructured and fired all his staff 6 months ago and was working on a new team. Also told me he expects us to use personal vehicles to bring materials to site. A coworker was then told to pick up 10 bags of concrete in their vehicle
Had a collegue once, that got quite upset that I had not called him to ask if he wanted a lift to conference. He called when me and collegue #2 already had arrived at said place. When he got there he was irritated at me and required that next time I should call him to make sure he had transportation.. 🤦♂️
Some of the aforementioned traits can be anxiety-inducing and considered a likely part of the reason why a bit over two thirds, or 72%, of Americans feel that whatever they were responsible for doing wouldn’t be done if they were to go on vacation or for whatever other incapacitating reason... Because it’s quite plausible that Tim is just a lazy son of a gun.
I Left Some Coworkers A Full Box Of Brownies And Asked Them To Just Save Me A Few And This Is What They Left Me
That is cold blooded. Also, if I were you, that would be the last time I brought in anything to share.
My Coworker Cleaned His Ears At Work This Afternoon
How My Coworker Opens A Box Of Gloves With A Perforated Top
And if you’re wondering, yes, the stats also include favorable traits in coworkers, so let’s go find out who’s your work bestie.
35.9% of people said that a coworker should be collaborative, 22.1% wanted honesty from them, 14.6% of people said they should be adapting and 10.3% of folks demanded good communication from them. And, then there was the 1% that would’ve enjoyed it if their coworkers praised them to the managers.
My Coworker Drives Me Insane. My Coworker Doesn't Shut Doors, Refuses To Do Dishes, Doesn't Empty The Lint Trap, Etc. This Is What I Pulled Out Of It Today
That trapped lint looks like something that Animal Control would be asked to pick up.
This Is How A Coworker Parks Every F*****g Day…
We Make Our Own Schedules And Send In Availability Every Month. It’s Been The Same Policy For The 7 Years I Have Worked There. New Supervisor Seems To Be On A Power Trip And Trying To Make It My Fault She Doesn’t Know I Am Scheduled Off For The Week
A good way of mitigating the concentration of poor coworking fauna is remote work. And, no, it’s not necessarily because it creates an invisible wall that forces coworkers to mind their own beeswax instead of making polite conversation at the water cooler. In fact, for the most part, remote work has fostered a seemingly healthier boundary that helps manage coworkers in your general area.
I Watch The Maintenance Crew Dump The Recycling Into The Trash Bag Every Day After Work. Why Even Have Recycling Bins?
I truly believe most recycling programs are a scam. It all just ends up in the trash. Our city had a private contract for garbage pick up and would send a recycling truck around to collect. They were just driving to a land fill and dumping. Then I was told if there is a single item that should not be in it or a label not taken off, it goes to the trash as it is too much work for the company to deal with.
My Coworker Put His Cigarettes In The Small Oven At Work To Drye Them. He Forgot Them And Burned Them When He Cooked His Pizza. And He Still Forgot Them At The End Of His Shift. Even After Cleaning It, There's Still A Smell When It's On
My Co-Worker's Handwriting
In particular, 34% of remote workers in America have said that the option to work remotely has positively affected their work culture, with 33% also saying that remote work has made them feel more inclined to develop relationships with coworkers, and 18% said remote work has positively impacted their ongoing relationship with coworkers.
My Coworker Learned You Can't Be Honest In The Work Group Chat Smh [oc]
I Work At A Hospital And My Coworkers Think Their Mothers Work Here Too. These Have Been Sitting In The Break Room For 2 Weeks
Coworkers Have Done This Atleast 50 Times Now, It's 100ft Of Power Cord And Air Hose (100' Each), A Long Frozen Pressure Washer Hose And Another Cord
With that said, 65% of folks talk to their coworkers outside of work, 68% keep in touch with coworkers they’ve had in previous roles. That alone says that good coworkers are key in any company, but it gets better.
Nearly 4 in 5 Americans feel comfortable venting to their colleagues about work-related issues and nearly half would even be so bold as to vent about personal things too.
Someone In The Office Ate My Snacks While I Was On Leave 🙂
I Asked A Coworker To Count And Tally Up Some Apparel For Me. This Is What I Got:
My 2 Coworkers Left 45 Minutes Early On A Holiday Weekend, Leaving Me With All These Dishes
And if you’re wondering, the standoff of “fun to work with” versus “good at their job” view of coworkers among the different generations is progressively shifting. 84% of baby boomers think coworkers have to be good at their job, while Gen X, Gen Y (Millennials) and Gen Z respectively have 74%, 67% and 56%. So, you can see a gradual increase of employees who have more fun coworkers, competence kinda sorta be damned.
This Is In My Office At Monday. It Will Remain Like This Until The Cleaning Staff Comes At Friday
My Dad Had A Stroke And I Took My Vacation At Work To Help Care For Him
He's not doing too good, and my SO and I are moving to help him and my step mom, and I had to give a 1 week notice (not ideal, but better than none imo). Got this text from the owner of the store.
My Coworker Left His Tooth On The Desk Again
And (and), again, if you’re wondering, Vermont is the state considered to have the highest coworker ratings, scoring a 4.05 out of 5 with the worst being Nevada at 3.44.
So, if someone at work irks you, change can only be done through action, so be a good team player, and if that doesn’t work—quit. Because mental health is more important than training your tolerance levels.
Guy At My Office Complex Parks Like This Every Single Day. The Lot Is Always Full Each Day As Well. He Doesn’t Have A Handicap License Plate Or Tag On His Mirror
My Coworkers Complained To My Manager That I Pee Too Much
Went To Store 15 Heavy Boxes Of Records By Myself. Found The Storage Unit Like This When I Opened The Door. Coworker Said "Can't You Just Put What You Took In There For Now?"
So, what are your thoughts on any of this? Do you have some coworkers you have to grin at and bear with? Share your stories and takes in the comment section below!
And if you want some more coworker fails, the virtual door to the next article is open.
This Is Supposed To Be Cleaned Every Night By My Coworker With ✨15 Years Of Experience Running His Own Coffee Shop✨
Maybe this is why he's not running his own coffee shop anymore? Damn health inspectors are so picky.
Someone Poured Milk In The Coffee Machine At My Office
That looks more like ghost water! If that is pure milk then you need to evaluate things!?
My Coworker Has Taken To Carving Things
Hopefully the coworker doesn't take up carving employees.
Boss Brought In A Few Cinnamon Rolls To Share. One Of My Coworkers Did This:
How A Coworker Opened This Resealable Bag
My Coworker Treats The Office Like Her Home
This woman is by far the most inconsiderate, disgusting person I’ve ever met and worked with. Laziness, or just lack of care. I continuously clean up after this woman, everywhere she goes she leaves a trail of trash, leaves every cabinet or door open. Leaves her spiked toilet wipes in the trash can from time to time instead of flushing.. the list goes on and on. Here’s a few photos from this morning alone.
Don't clean, you're not her mum. Pile everything on her desk every day! Let her complain to HR.
I Have Been In The Hospital For A Week Trying To Determine The Source Of My Excruciating Pain. Potentially Having Surgery This Week To Get My Gall Bladder Removed. This Is My Lovely Bosses Response To Me Finally Putting My Health First Instead Of Work
A Coworker Took This A Little Literal
The People In The Building I Clean Like To Throw Confetti To Celebrate Office Birthdays
My Coworker "Brags" That Her Chair (Blue) Is +20 Years Old, While At The Same Time, Multiple Times A Month, She Need To Take Sick Leave Because Of Back Pains And She Refuses To Take New Chair Even Thought We Have New Chairs
My Coworker’s Phone Charger. Yes It Works
That is a fire waiting to happen. I hope you know your building's evacuation plan.
My Coworker Found My Knife And Decided To Sharpen It For Me
A Coworker Gave Everyone Christmas Presents. This Is What He Got For Every Person
People Meet Outside My Office And Leave Chairs Blocking My Door. Left A Note Asking Them To Stop, Note Intact But Door Still Blocked
My Fully Grown Adult Co-Workers Love To Pull This Move To Avoid The Very Tedious Task Of Throwing The Empty Roll In The Trash And Putting A New One In Its Place
May they be the one to really need TP, and find the empty roll. Of course, they will blame someone else, for their inconsiderate action, or should I say, "lack of action?"
Took My Homemade Hot Sauce To Work And Invited My Coworker To "Give It A Try", This Was 1.5 Days Ago
How My Coworkers “Clean” The Washrooms
My Coworker Never Rinses Anything Off Before Running It Through Our Dishwasher, So I Have To Go Behind Her And Rewash Almost Everything
The Way My Coworker Leaves The Keurig
Work Pyjama Parties Are More Important Than Your Sick Cat!
Girlfriend's cat (Phantom) has not been moving or eating much for two days. She works a very demanding job at a Credit Union in America and has desperately been trying to find time to send him to the vet. Apparently pyjama parties are more important...
(I can't take Phantom myself as I'm currently not in the country. Her position is WFH but every Wednesday they do something in office during the lead up to Christmas)
A mandatory "pyjama party" for work? It's more important than someone's animal's health? What am I reading here?
The Way No One Bothers Taking Trash Out At Work
we dont know if OP cleaned it after the picture, right. Anyway yeah its like this when i dont have to come in for a week or so because of holidays and the very few clients that ARE there just build their trashmountains because they dont wanna empty it. So when i come back the thing will fall apart as soon as i touch it, and its to heave to lift.
The Way My Coworker Stacked This Beer
Coworkers Who Jam The Copier And Leave It To Be Someone Else’s Problem
And I'm the one who takes care of jammed copiers even if it's not my fault. I guess world balance requires both types of people.
Coworker Dropped Some Of His Food When I Was On My Week Off, Refuses To Clean His Own Mess And Now The Ants Are Invading
This Mouse My Coworker Set Up At Our Workstation
How My Coworkers Cut Cake
While On Sick Leave, Someone At Work Put My Heat Changing Star Trek Mug In The Dishwasher And Now It's Ruined. It Was A Gift From Good Friends And I Kept It On My Desk To Avoid This
My Boss Didn’t Approve My Timesheet And Now I Didn’t Get Paid This Week
Got Fired Along With 80% Of My Coworkers For “Budget Cuts”. Same Night, The CEO Posts This Lol
The Way My Coworker Labels Vials And Expects People To Be Able To Read It
How My Coworker Writes A 9
I Took Out The Trash Bin Last… My Coworkers Refuse To Take Their Turn
Coworkers Refuse To Break Down Their Boxes In The Break Room
No One Puts Away Dishes In Communal Office Sink
Coworker Always Leaves This Pan Expecting Me To Clean It
The Way My Coworker Parked Today
If you look at the car he is obviously not very good at estimating distances
My Coworker Does This All The Time.. You Don't Need To Queue Me Up, Just Message Me When You're Ready To Ask Your Question!
My Coworker (And My Boss’s Close Family) Called And Woke Me Up An Hour Before My Alarm Goes Off Today
How My Coworker Plugs Things In
The Way My Coworker Opens The Ice Bag…
Coworkers Wont Stack These, And I Have To Restack Them Every Morning
This Is How My Coworkers Leave The Sponges After Washing Their Dishes
The Way My Coworker Staples Paper
New Girl Got To Work With No Way In Before I Even Leave For Work. Then Within Half An Hour Of Me Being There She Asked If I Could Drive Her Home Every Night
My Coworker Eats His Bananas One Half At A Time
Just being careful not to be too suggestive with a phallic symbol.
Watching My Coworker Drink Out Of This Daily - Without Ever Washing It Out!
Waxed The Floors Yesterday, And Today Coworkers Took The Lift Out Through The Gym When There Is Another Way Out
The Way My Coworker(S) Use The Dish Soap
My Co Worker Types In Caps On Everything, Even To Clients
The person typing could have the phone fonts as large as they can and still needs help seeing the letters. Capital letters are easier to see than lower case letters.
This Cable Management Of My Coworker
Today Is The First Time I’ve Taken A Personal Day Since February
My boss just took a trip for about two weeks and I had to take over all his responsibilities while he was gone. It was a lot to handle and wanted to take a personal day so I could relax over a long weekend (I normally work Sunday-Thursday) now that he’s back. I even already cleared it with him on Tuesday. I’m the only one at my job that works every day (including my boss), but as soon as I need a break, of course that’s when 🟢 gets sick. FML.
My Coworkers Are Worse Than Chimpanzees For Fucks Sake
Next Time Someone Asks Why I Dislike My Coworkers I Will Show Them This
Coworker Said We Couldn’t Use The Warmer Because It Was “Already Being Used.”
Started A New Rubberband Ball Today Because One Of My Awesome Coworkers Stole Mine From My Desk. I Had It For 8 Years
How My Coworkers Stack Pallets
A Pan I Washed vs. A Pan My Coworker Washed
Looks like the difference between my mom washing a pan and my dad washing a pan
The Employee Restroom At My Work. My Coworkers Are Fucking Animals
Coworker Cancels On Me Leaving Me Scrambling To Get A Shift Coverage Last Minute
How My Coworker Leaves The Garbage Room For Me On My Days Off
I Have Multiple Coworkers That Leave Their Lunches Out Instead Of In The Fridge, And It Stinks!
11 Years Accident Free And A Coworker Backs Into My Baby
I’m Having A Daily Battle With An Unknown Coworker On The Proper Orientation Of The Toilet Paper Roll
Beards are cool, mullets suck..............sorry, that's how I roll.
My Coworkers Are Idiots
Someone wants to show off their designer skills with a little contrast color.
How My Coworker Eats His Pizza
The Way My Coworker Saves Gum
If it is his gum, it's his business. I hate when people try to shame others for their eating habits. Like the pizza above...that's his business if that's the part he likes. It's his,nao why is it anyone's business how he ate it?
My Coworker Doesn't Eat The "Crust" Off Her Uncrustable Sandwiches
Super happy that I work for myself at home and my only co-worker is my puppy.
I used to work with an absolute lazy idiotic moron, he was supposed to relieve me from my shift, and called to tell me he was stuck in traffic. He lived around the corner, didn't have a car, and I heard someone in the background yelling "next sandwich, please". He was at Subway getting lunch....
I got hired as a receptionist for a computer firm when I was 21. I'm female, so it was me and 30 guys (pretty sure I was the "diversity hire"). Sharing a bathroom with 30 guys? I lasted 3 months.
I have been freelancing and working from home for the last 4 years. Starting an office job in the new year again. I should not have scrolled through this post. Those office sponges....aaaaargh.
I had another coworker with a notorious sweet tooth, every day he brought in several candy bars to eat during his shift, he left them on his desk to go clock in and when he got back our lazy idiot co-worker had already started eating them, saying he figured they were for everybody.
#6....... that's very....... interesting. My senses would be spiked at that. Do any of your work "friends" know your husband? Has a coworker hit on you/tried to be with you? If you can't say "NO" to both of those questions- put a guard up and look into it further. Or....or! I'm just jaded, and someone coincidentally/accidentally ripped it? Better safe than sorry, I say.
long time ago had a new co worker who took smoke breaks. thats one thing, but she (the NEW co worker) told me "you just go on ill be back in 10" i told her "im going to sit on my butt with a cup of coffee untill you come back and then we'll continue together" she only tried once, and she only stayed one day.
Super happy that I work for myself at home and my only co-worker is my puppy.
I used to work with an absolute lazy idiotic moron, he was supposed to relieve me from my shift, and called to tell me he was stuck in traffic. He lived around the corner, didn't have a car, and I heard someone in the background yelling "next sandwich, please". He was at Subway getting lunch....
I got hired as a receptionist for a computer firm when I was 21. I'm female, so it was me and 30 guys (pretty sure I was the "diversity hire"). Sharing a bathroom with 30 guys? I lasted 3 months.
I have been freelancing and working from home for the last 4 years. Starting an office job in the new year again. I should not have scrolled through this post. Those office sponges....aaaaargh.
I had another coworker with a notorious sweet tooth, every day he brought in several candy bars to eat during his shift, he left them on his desk to go clock in and when he got back our lazy idiot co-worker had already started eating them, saying he figured they were for everybody.
#6....... that's very....... interesting. My senses would be spiked at that. Do any of your work "friends" know your husband? Has a coworker hit on you/tried to be with you? If you can't say "NO" to both of those questions- put a guard up and look into it further. Or....or! I'm just jaded, and someone coincidentally/accidentally ripped it? Better safe than sorry, I say.
long time ago had a new co worker who took smoke breaks. thats one thing, but she (the NEW co worker) told me "you just go on ill be back in 10" i told her "im going to sit on my butt with a cup of coffee untill you come back and then we'll continue together" she only tried once, and she only stayed one day.