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Annoying behavior from your partner is nothing new; we all have a habit or two that our partners might find insufferable. In fact, one poll of 2,000 people revealed that people think their partner is "the most annoying person in the world."
While that sounds harsh, it may be the truth for many partners on this list. We've scoured the Internet and found the most angering examples of boyfriends and husbands acting in ways that make their partners' blood boil. Opened cabinets, piles of undone dishes, and just general untidiness: just looking at them can make you furious!
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#1
Gone For Two Weeks. My Husband Piled His Clothes By The Washer Instead Of Doing His Own Laundry
Beth Wheeler 1 year ago
I would leave them right where he left them. You know how to do it so go take care of your mess.
Ripley 1 year ago
I came here to say the same - you beat me to it! "Oh, you've got no clean clothes? Oh well."
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
My ex couldn't even do this much. I got sick of the blatant disrespect and just did my own laundry.
Sergej S 1 year ago
This is almost only towels. Is your husband ancient greek or smth? I call BS.
The Other Guest 1 year ago
When I was young & didn't do my own laundry, I used two fresh towels every time I took a shower (one for body, one for hair). Then at the end of the week I'd haul the whole pile out of my room & into the laundry basket. It's a wonder Mom allowed me to survive to adulthood, really.
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#2
My Mom's Boyfriend Threw Away My 9 Year Old Collection Of LEGO Just Because I Hadn't Played With It In A While. There Are Sets From The 1990s In There And Also Sets In The Harry Potter Series
Nikole 1 year ago
I hope this person got them out of the trash! It’s bad enough when parents do things like this, but the mom’s boyfriend?? Throw away something of his.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
And mom's boyfriend has things he really likes, so make sure they find their way into the trash the morning the bin collectors are due.
Mr. Toast 1 year ago
Plain criminal. Lego is something that is kept and passed down generations....
Robin Roper 1 year ago
We have our son's and he's 35; we will never get rid of them unless he decides he wants to and then it would be to gift them to someone. Who throws away Lego?
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Cathy Carey 1 year ago
Probably worth $1000s. He owes you some money. I hope your mother sees the dark side of this guy or maybe he's just stupid.
#3
My Wife Said Measure The Door, I Told Her All Doors Are The Same Size
Learner Panda 1 year ago
You got to this point in the process before realising it was too small?
Steve Robert 1 year ago
Well most guys are a couple of inches shorter than they think they are. And I'm not talking about doors!
No spam 1 year ago (edited)
How many times have I had to say can we just skip the part where you argue with me and the thing goes wrong and we have to redo the thing and you tell me I was right? Edit: he is good man who tries hard. no man-bashing here
Kare Deter 1 year ago
I'm married to one of those. He will ask me and I will tell him how to do something and he will DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE then be surprised Pikachu face when he realizes I was RIGHT. I ask him why he asks me if he's going to ignore what I say anyway. He doesn't know. It's just a him thing. Married 24 years I've been wrong ONCE.
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The same poll where people said that their partner is the most annoying person on the planet revealed the most annoying habits people cite their partners having, too. The most common pet peeves people mentioned are snoring, passing wind, loudness, messiness, and rudeness.
The less common offenses include never listening, talking through TV shows, being bad with money, leaving crumbs on the kitchen counter, using their phone mid-conversation, and tossing their dirty clothes onto the bedroom floor. Despite that, 41% of the respondents said they secretly love these bad habits and wouldn't have their partner any other way.
#4
My Husband's Empty Contact Cases. And The Garbage 2 Ft Away
TheReader19 1 year ago
Leave them there, even if they start falling on the floor; just leave them. Your his wife not a maid, the disrespect is strong.
#5
My Husband Will Never Close A Draw Or Shut A Cupboard
Paul Donahue 1 year ago
One of my absolute pet peeves is picking up after yourself. Kindergarden level s**t
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
This is extremely annoying, but a lot more obvious than when bottle tops aren't secured and vinaigrette is clinging to every surface like a Jackson Pollack.
#6
My Husband Insisted This Chicken Was Perfectly Cooked
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
We're from Sam 'n' Ella's Coffee Shop Eat our food and you're bound to drop! Then the only thing that's left to do Head to potty and spew spew spew! Sam 'n' Ella's!
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Then you eat it honey. I'll reserve the bathroom floor for you to writhe on later tonight.
According to Mary Jo Rapini, M.Ed, LPC, the bad habits our partners have aren't the problem. We are. "Everyone has blind spots and what annoys you in others is often a reflection of yourself," she writes. She claims that we project our controlling needs onto our partners, be it about a pristine kitchen or a clothes-free bedroom floor.
"If you're honest with yourself, you should be able to see flaws or weaknesses within yourself," she observes. "No one expects you to be perfect; thinking you are superior or better than others is not mentally healthy. Living a life where you see flaws in everyone but yourself will lead to a very lonely and limited life."
#7
Is This Grounds For Divorce? Does Anyone Else Empty The Dishwasher Like This?
Mjskywalk 1 year ago
I disagree. My 4 yo can sort silverware into the correct slots. This is what aholes do.
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Beth Wheeler 1 year ago
Yeah, you need to dump that and make their lazy a*s do it the right way
pineapple87 1 year ago
I just saw this at a friend's house and was shocked cause they're otherwise very organized
#8
My Boyfriend:“Don’t Put The Socks Away, I’ll Still Wear Them“
Kathrin Pukowsky 1 year ago
If that was true, there'd only be one pair on the floor. Now move your a*s and pick them up, you know where the laundry basket is.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Don't care if you wear them until they're stiff, get 'em off the damn floor.
Brian Droste 1 year ago
I will wear the same pair of socks for two or three days but I won't leave them laying around like this.
Yellow dot 1 year ago
This is how I, personally, got athletes foot. Do you shower during those days you wear the same socks? Curious if you're feet are fine, unlike mine were during my dirty teen phase.
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Jac Carr 12 months ago (edited)
I left my ex over socks on the floor although it was just the last straw. If your partner does something small that they know you hate but continue to do it, they are literally telling you that not only do they not care about your feelings but they are saying their time is more valuable than yours. That 10 seconds it takes to put dirty washing in the laundry is worth more than the person who is expected to clean up after them
#9
My Husband 'Helping' By Consolidating All Our Pasta
LandAhoy 11 months ago
If you look at the thickness of the penne compared to the spaghetti, they won’t really cook at drastically different times in my opinion... I wouldn’t mind a variety of pasta in my bowl, for me, pasta is pasta, it’s just carbs. It’s the sauce and veg and maybe meat that matter. Mind you, I’m not into the al-dente, I like my pasta well done. Would all get at least 10/15mins from me.
A 2003 study suggests that men and women find different things annoying in their partners. What annoys men are things that threaten their autonomy, for example, jealousy, their partner's moodiness, etc. For women, in turn, it's about the behaviors that threaten the relationship: condescension, aggression, being emotionally distant, and so on.
#10
BF Put An Empty Box Of Double-Stuffed Oreos Back In The Pantry
Karen Mercury 1 year ago
They can't throw away an empty box. My husband leaves one of everything in every box to avoid throwing it away
PFD 1 year ago (edited)
My kids do that. Though I think it's more so they can't be accused of finishing it off. Like no we didn't steal all the ice cream, there's some left! Thanks kids, that single spoonful of scrapings will really cheer me up
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#11
Never Letting My BF Stock The Tp Again
Jac Carr 12 months ago
Yet men don't seem to grasp that it leaves women thinking their partners are manbabies and no-one wants to get intimate later with a manchild. Men would get WAY more if they behaved like actual grown men
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
This needs to be punished. You need to find a secret place in the bathroom for your own personal roll, and hide the rest.
Debby Keir 1 year ago
Just say "I love the way you stacked the loo roll - that's your job from now on as you're so good at it"
#12
My Partner Moves The Drain Catch Out Of The Way Before He Rinses His Cereal Bowl In The Sink. We Do Not Have A Garbage Disposal
Alice Landers 1 year ago
No problem until he gets the plumbers bill ! ( told you so sweetness)
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Your partner is a moron. Time to go out and find someone with commonsense.
Brazen 1 year ago
I laughed so hard at your comment, because honestly it's what I would do with most cereal because it's mush by that point.
Load More Replies...In a previous interview for Bored Panda, clinical psychologist Forrest Talley, Ph.D., offered some advice on how to differentiate between bad habits that are just minor annoyances and those that are deal-breakers. First, consider whether your partner cares about the impact their bad habits have on you. Maybe what you're calling an infuriating bad habit is just a personal quirk.
#13
Husband Leaves His Dirty Clothes And Boots On Just Changed Sheets
Abraxas59 1 year ago
Very much so dirty boots on the bed clean sheets or not a huge no no
Load More Replies... Lyoness 1 year ago
Mine sits on our sofa without changing out of his work clothes. He was offended when I put down a towel but when he saw how dirty the white towel was after a few days he shut up. Sadly he still won't change his clothes, but he will put a fresh down. And yes, I make him wash them.
#14
I Asked My Husband To Stir My Drink, Aaaaand This Is What He Did. Thank You. Exactly What I Had In Mind
Kerry Fletcher 1 year ago
Not trying to troll. My wife asks me to do stuff sure, but if we were sitting at the same table and she asked me this? Lol
Load More Replies... Abraxas59 1 year ago
Me to lmao like seriously man wtf are you even thinking
Load More Replies... Bob Brooce 1 year ago
Maybe she's an influencer and was going to take a picture anyway.
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Sara Frazer 1 year ago
And then you asked him to keep his finger in the beverage for an even longer amount of time so you could take a pic and post it to the internet!
#15
Brand New $72 Moisturizer. Husband Said He Needed Something For His Elbows
Megalodon Meg 1 year ago
Y'all are paying way too much attention to the thing that isn't the issue here. Even if it was cheap greasy blemish causing drugstore moisturizer he still used the brunt of it without permission.
Melissa Harris 1 year ago (edited)
I use Tacha water cream as well. It is pricey. He used 10 ish dollars for his dry elbows. And put his fingers in it which is quite unhygienic. This is simply a lack of respect for the OP and her belongings. Most men are aware womens skincare products are expensive. Also, it's got to be the worst option I can think of for dry elbows as it's a hydrating gel cream not a moisturizing humectant.
B Jones 1 year ago
I use udder cream. Good for a cows udders good for me :D. But really I just buy udderly smooth from Amazon or wherever. Plus as a gift it gets a good laugh.
Load More Replies... George Costanza 1 year ago
He's fine. You're an idiot for paying $72 for moisturizer. As a physician that deals with skin for a living I promise you there is nothing different about it that you can't get in basic moisturize for a few bucks.
Steven Meyer 1 year ago
Who's the fool here – the person who paid $72 for a couple ounces of moisturizer, or the husband who went in and used it without asking?
Second, consider if your behavior is reasonable. Echoing what Mary Jo Rapini said about projecting your controlling tendencies, Talley, too, suggests that it may be a "you" problem. "Let's be honest; all of us are capable of overreacting," he told Bored Panda.
#16
The Boyfriend Left A Sharpie In His Jeans Pocket The One Time I Didn't Check Them
Brittania Kelli 1 year ago
I don't know what's worse, the behaviour of so many partners or the token few in the comments section coming up with excuses for the behaviour... These days both men and women tend to work, yet women still do the vast majority of housework and childcare. You are supposed to be their partner, not their child, partners help.
Spidercat 1 year ago
Hey! We're not all as is portrayed here. I'm perfectly capable of completing homework and I do it because I like a clean and tidy house. My wife and I split the responsibilities and are perfectly happy. None of the idiocy on this list has occurred in my life since I lived in student house with six other men 30yrs ago. Please don't tar all men with the same shabby brush. My question is why do so many women tolerate these vitamin D deficient dìckheads? Dump these men and raise your standards.
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Remi (He/Him) 1 year ago
This might be of the accidents happen variety. The amount of money laundering I've done in both my own and my bf's pockets is surprising considering we don't really pay by cash all that often
Bob Brooce 1 year ago
BP screws up a simple task yet again. My first thought was why is a not uncommon sort of mistake in a list of "Clueless’ To The Next Level", but this one is lifted from r/Wellthatsucks.
Diolla 1 year ago
BP is notoriously bad at making up proper titles for their listickels.
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Thee8thsense 1 year ago
Dampen a sponge, rag, or paper towels with rubbing alcohol, avoiding any rubber washer parts, scrub it, making sure to rinse sponge, etc, and repeat until clean or cleaner, then run washer through hot cycle.
Angelica Leiner 6 days ago
mine forgot a roll of doggy bags in his pocket once, the entire content of the washing machine was tied together in a giant ball LOL
#17
The State My Husband Leaves Our Kitchen In
Susan W. 1 year ago
I could tolerate the mess but not the doors and drawers being left open. I never understood why some people do that.
ABC no seven FCK CENSORING 1 year ago
I do that sometimes. I've got a squirrel's brain and memory, so I take something from a cupboard and then proceed to do what I needed said thing for and forget about the door in a split second. As soon as I see it the next time though, I'm annoyed by myself and close it, so it doesn't escalate as much as on this pic :D
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Mir Adwari 1 year ago
Just an aside.. don't recommend having spices and seasoning over the cooker. They'll get warm and damp from pots on the hob. Won't do the quality of the flavour any good. As for the mess... well, he can clean it up.
Philly Bob 1 year ago
Funny, the pic has the same GE dishwasher I have! Only mine is black. But he needs to shut drawers and close doors! This would drive ME crazy, and I'm a guy! (one who cooks constantly!)
#18
My Husband’s Attempt To Fold A Fitted Sheet
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
THere is no right way to fold a fitted sheet. Just thousands of wrong ways.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I'll fold flat sheets, but I roll fitted sheets. Life's too short for that BS.
featherytoad 1 year ago
That's what I do. I roll it around my arms a few time and through it in my chest at the end of the bed.
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C.S. E. 1 year ago (edited)
Ok, come on. Is it as easy to fold as a flat sheet, no. But it isn't rocket science or even remotely difficult to even half a*s fold a fitted sheet. Corner to corner, flip, fold. I've spent more time figuring out which side of my shirt needs to be pulled out before putting it on a hanger. Also, I don't think that's a folded sheet. That's a flat sheet corner hanging down and, from what I can see, that's are flat sheet hemming on the top of the ball. Dude just bundled both together.
However, perhaps the most important thing to ask yourself is whether you can live with these "quirks" or "bad habits" long term. "For example, if every time he eats something, the love of your life smacks his lips loudly and slurps, can you imagine sitting across the table listening to that for years upon years?" Talley recommends asking yourself.
#19
I Bought A Spoon With A Built In Rest That Keeps The End Up Because My BF Always Makes A Mess With Them. This Is How He's Left It
Deborah 1 year ago
I use a spoon rest, then it doesn't matter if the bowl part of the spoon is up or down.
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Upstaged75 1 year ago
LOL, I literally had this exact conversation with my mom on Thanksgiving. She kept putting the damn spoon upside down. When I showed her it was supposed to go the other way she was shocked. She's hopeless - she destroys the kitchen anytime she cooks. I keep giving her things to help things stay clean and organized, but she never uses them correctly.
Bryan Wright 1 year ago
Maybe if you had explained what the little ridge was for he might not have used his default action.
#20
How To Get Out Of Doing Laundry
Sue User 1 year ago
Most of these are. Abd i am trying to read to relax, time find new story.
Load More Replies... MsPlants 1 year ago
technically I think the dog bowl can be washed in cold too lol
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Yeah, this is the ploy my brothers used to get out of chores. Not much I could do about it then, but once on my own, I didn't tolerate it.
Traveling Lady Railfan 1 year ago
The dog's bowl also needed washing. Get two things done at the same time. (Sarcasm)
#21
How My Boyfriend Stores His Cords
Abraxas59 1 year ago
Totally lol life’s to short to sort em out right lol
Load More Replies... Traveling Lady Railfan 1 year ago
Looking at this mess, I'd almost guarantee that he never uses any of the cords. They're just there in case he needs them for something, no one would take the time to unravel this rat's nest of wire. If they actually did use the cords, they would wrap them nicely and put them with a twist tie or an elastic or a little bit of masking tape written on it what the cord is for.... This is just laziness
Gianna B D 1 year ago
My husband does this. He is very insistent that he will someday need that 20-year-old printer cord.
Relationships are about choosing your battles, Talley told us back then. "If the behavior appears innocent and harms nothing other than your sense of annoyance, try to let it go. No relationship is perfect, and every good relationship is packed to the brim with compromise and forgiveness."
#22
We Had 6 Sliders Left Over From Dinner Last Night, And This Is How My Fiance Stored The Leftovers
Brazen 1 year ago
I feel like he started with the smaller container and then realized it wouldn't work. My second guess is that after that, he just didn't want to transfer them to the bigger one because then he'd have to clean the first one.
Load More Replies... Steven Meyer 1 year ago (edited)
Obviously your husband failed the class in kindergarten where they put square pegs in square holes and round pegs in round holes. It's not his fault he's an idiot.
Fester Sixonesixonethree 1 year ago
I think he might have some spatial awareness issues. Maybe
karen Young 1 year ago
2 different kinds. But container size is switched. Totally me start with bigger one and I don't feel like moving it to right size.
#23
Are You Kidding Me? You Drove It Last Night, Even Came Back Home To Get The Gas Can For Someone That Had Ran Out Of Gas And This Is How You Leave My Car? Glad I Didn't Go Into Labor Over Night. It's A Good Thing I Love You
Lyoness 1 year ago
Ok this is just thoughtless, especially because it sounds like they're pregnant.
Carrie Laughs 1 year ago
The car owner is pregnant. The partner who isn't pregnant was giving fuel to someone else so used up their spare plus they had a warning light and ignored it? Fuel should have been on their mind - didn't they top up the spare can? If that's the only car in the family and the partner might need to drive her to hospital, that's a bit more of a problem.
Load More Replies... Sandy Kavanaugh 1 year ago
Keep your keys to your car with you. And you can buy that, "I was helping a friend" story, but I bet he didn't smell like gas, did he?
Abraxas59 1 year ago
That’s a big no no ! mate ran outta gas my backside he’s cheating pure n simple oh an very thoughtless with it get shot n do it alone it so much easier yup been there done it lol n stying single to to old to go thru that again men are all the same sorry men but you are ur either thick as shite violent coercive or cheats or all three at same time n yup been there done that got the t shirt as they say now at 60 almost I,ll stay single ty muchly lol to do that when baby is imminent is just WRONG ,
#24
How My Husband Cut The Pie
Bob Brooce 1 year ago
Half for you, the rest of half for him. As long as you're not OCD what's the problem?
However, that doesn't mean that we have to completely overlook every gross and questionable habit our partners have. "Those things that annoy you today will very likely annoy you five years from now," Talley explained. "Consider all the qualities of the person you are with and weigh this against how disruptive the annoying behavior is to your relationship. The results of this comparison will tell you whether to put energy into making changes or simply let it go."
#25
My Husband Wanted A Bagel, Apparently
LandAhoy 11 months ago
Oh god my partner started doing this the other month. Assumed it was a rat, or our new lodger, not the guy I’ve been with nearly a decade. Turns out, he’s never been a bread eater until the new housemate got him more into it, so in the past, I’d always open the bread,. he’d only eat toast if I made him he’d never known how to get into it properly… not happened since I showed him how.
MygrandsonscallmeNia 1 year ago
This reminds me of a dog I had. She loved my Sarah Lee honey wheat bread. If I left it out on the counter, she would tear a little hole in the end, and eat half the bag. She was boxer, and put bull mix. I could never understand how such a big dog, could eat all of that out of such a tiny hole... I never got mad at her, because I love this bread almost as much.
ABC no seven FCK CENSORING 1 year ago
Again, what's with your obsession with other people's love life? You might want to think about getting professional help with that...
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I Asked My BF To Freeze The Leftover Meat And This Is How He Did It
lwolf1952 1 year ago
Just use it for his next meal and say you are not hungry.
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Willie D'Kay 11 months ago
I wonder if this is a Japanese man thing. My hubby will do this too if left to his own devices. He's even the one that makes sure we have freezer bags on hand, so I just don't get it, lol. And Japanese freezers are tiny! That's such a reckless waste of space.
Valerie Brillhart 1 year ago
That is so you Never ask him again. He is Lazy not stupid oh maybe he is
#27
Husbands Bedside Cup Holder
Remi (He/Him) 1 year ago
People hang paintings and photos too. The nail holes can be spackled if he stops using them
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Lesbitarian Lady 1 year ago
Number 5,000,002 use of duct tape. What is up with these partners, I mean really
The key to avoiding drama about infuriating habits is in the ability to listen and empathize with your partner, whether you're the offender or the annoyed one. The Gottman Institute, for example, found that 81% of men who don't listen to their partners are more likely to have their relationship end.
#28
My Husband Unnecessarily Seasoned The Stainless Steel Pans I Bought Today, Making Them Look Burnt And Like They’ve Been Used For Years
Francois 1 year ago
Cast iron pan you need to season, stainless absolutely not.
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Monica G 1 year ago (edited)
Can still get washed with heavy duty degreaser, unless the steel itsef turned brown. In which case I would trow them away and demand new ones.
S Bow 1 year ago
By the look of the scratches in the middle, this can be removed.
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#29
Fiancé Regularly Leaves Dirty Clothes Directly Next To The Hamper
Kathy Young 1 year ago
Leave his laundered clean clothes on the floor next to his side of the bed.
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SmooshieFries 1 year ago
What IS IT that he thinks this is ok?! Mine does this too! His momma told me "clothes on the floor are washed no more", so thats what I do now-only wash what makes it in the hamper
Rose Walker 11 months ago
Unless you can nip that habit in the bud, you will live with it the rest of your life, trust me.
Anonymous User 1 year ago
why tf is he your fiance? he is telling you who he is and how he feels about you. it will only get worse.
#30
My Boyfriend Going To My Female Friend's Place Multiple Times A Week Despite Him Claiming He's "At Work"
Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago
So 1) dump his @$$, obviously and cut that "friend" out of your life as well, but 2) installing tracking apps on each others' phones just screams "red flag" to me also.
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago
It's Snapchat. Unless you turn the setting off anyone you add can see your location as far as ik
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Robert Miller 1 year ago
Now you know where to drop off his stuff .(And she AIN'T your friend)
Lesbitarian Lady 1 year ago (edited)
Fu¢k, this is just terrible, RED flag gurl, you can do and deserve so much better, BF and friend
So, Pandas, how furious are you after scrolling through this list? Have you got any annoying and infuriating habits of your partner to share with us? Feel free to go off in the comments. And if you want to see more moments that made people rethink their relationships, head over here and here!
#31
My BF Offered Me Half His Banana
Mark Kelly 1 year ago
You okay I'm pretty sure this was done on purpose and like my mom says, it all goes down the same way.
#32
The Way My Partner Stores Produce He Already Cut Into
Ace 1 year ago
You won't get bugs on onions, nor bacteria for that matter, as they're naturally antimicrobial. It will ruin the apples though, unless you want them to taste of onion, and will certainly keep much better if wrapped in clingfilm and kept in the fridge.
Load More Replies... Alice Landers 1 year ago
Same reason sometimes you put box of cereal in fridge and the milk in the cupboard?
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Sarah K 11 months ago
Because he is clearly unhinged and a monster. That's why!
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#33
My Husband Swears He Doesn’t Hog The Covers And Says I Framed Him Last Night
Lyoness 1 year ago
Get another cover. First saw it on a visit to another country and I swear it saved our marriage.
ABC no seven FCK CENSORING 1 year ago
Wait, you didn't know you could have two covers in one bed? That's wild.
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Pheebs 1 year ago
My hubs and I have always had our own blankets, and we don’t bother with a top sheet. He burritos, and I like freedom.
Patrick Casavant 1 year ago
Exactly! Wife's burrito... Sometime I am, sometime I am not.
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Joe Reaves 1 year ago
If you don't have room for separate beds then separate covers are the way to go. I swear sleeping in separate beds would save so many marriages.
Shelley Keenan 11 months ago
My husband and I have had separate blankets for years. 100% recommend.
Big Chungus 1 year ago
My husband and I have our own covers on the same bed cause I am a hogger
#34
My Boyfriend Told Me This Was Just The Top Of His Canoe When He Was On His Trip This Weekend
Melancholy Kitty 1 year ago (edited)
I don't understand this one....is she implying that he was with someone when he said he was alone? Is that the top of someone's head? EDIT- Checked the original reddit post and yeah, looks like he cheated 😑
jjdubs W 1 year ago
That's exactly what is implied by the top of someone else's head.
Load More Replies... Nikole 1 year ago
There was a suit in one of the judge shows (I think the girlfriend was trying to sue to recoup her loses for a trip) where a girlfriend and boyfriend has plans to go to a resort. At the last moment, she couldn’t go so the boyfriend went alone (I think at that point it was non-refundable). He was taking a picture of the kitchen in the suite to show her and had his phone on that setting where it’s not just a picture but a few seconds long video (“live” or something?). The “picture” ended just as a leg of a woman wearing high heels was visible. He tried to say it was just a lamp, like from “A Christmas Story”. Thanks to anyone who read this to the end!
Stacy Edelstein 1 year ago
I saw that episode! The lies kept coming . I think it was judge milian.
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#35
Where The Toilet Paper Goes vs. Where My Husband Chose To Put It
Susan Raskin 1 year ago
my husband.... if he could prove incompetence with a chore he'd never be asked to do it again.
GlitterPanda 1 year ago
to be fair, I had this exact toilet paper holder...it was too narrow for larger rolls
somnomania (she/her, queer) 1 year ago
i keep mine on the floor as well, but it's my own bathroom that no one else shares
#36
I Made Brownies. My Fiance Wanted To Irritate Me
#37
Rate My Husband's Paint Job. "It'll Be Fine After A Second Coat"
PunchinelloTX 1 year ago
Was he painting in 1971 when that color was fashionable?
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Jaaawn 1 year ago
But you just said it yourself- this is just the first coat! You expect a paint job to be complete after just one coat on what appears to be a white wall? If it bothers you THAT much, put down your phone and join in.
Bob Brooce 1 year ago
That may be the shittiest (no pun intended) first coat I've ever seen. And unless it's a lousy paint one coat of brown can be enough over white.
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ROSESARERED 1 year ago
Dark colours need 3-4 coats due to the base paint being clear. .....the tint colour is added to clear paint
#38
Who Does This To The Cream Cheese?
Nadine Debard 1 year ago
If it's yours and you live alone and don't plan to share...
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#39
Imo There's Too Much "Waste" When My BF Cuts His Strawberries
JJ 1 year ago
I cut strawberries like this, too, because I have ten hungry guinea pigs going crazy for these parts.
C B Jones 1 year ago
OMG. My better half does this all the time. Wants a courgette? Cuts 3cm on each end. Aubergine? Same. Wants some fresh OJ? Vaguely presses the orange twice and throws it in the bin. Drives me up. The. Wall. "How come shopping for food has gotten so expensive?" I dunno! Could this possibly be because we only eat half of what we buy?!
Lyoness 1 year ago
I'll get downvoted but maybe if it bothers you that much (and you're eating them) cut them yourself?
Carrie Laughs 1 year ago
I agree - plus people should hull them if they really want to do it properly. Slicing off the top (which I do sometimes) is the lazy way. Hulling is fiddly, but worth it.
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#40
The Way My BF Opened A Pack Of Clorox Wipes
Michaelann Dahlman 1 year ago
I can't see any directions? Do you use these? It would be easier to re-seal it if opened from the top, yes. Never mind, I see it now.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Do you see on the lower left-hand corner of the bag's front logo the edge that looks like it's a peeled-back corner? Because that's the PEEL-BACK CORNER. You're supposed to peel back there to open the package. It's resealable. I'm pretty sure I could hand this package to a 5-year-old and tell them to figure out how to open it without just ripping it open and the 5-year-old would figure it out easily.
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#41
And *this * Is Why I Can't Trust My Husband To Put A Load Of Washing Going
Littlemiss 1 year ago (edited)
Not necessarily, I am guilty of this too. I do the washing. I always forget about the crud I've collected from work each day. I've washed tissues, lego, blocks, rocks, pens..... preschool teacher brain goes fart by the end of the day.
Load More Replies... Tabitha 1 year ago (edited)
First off, any money or valuables left in pockets becomes mine. I check pockets before washing anyway, so would be making bank off this guy. Secondly, I have been married almost 25 years. I stopped washing my husband’s clothes after the first year or so because he got increasingly fussy and pissy about how I was washing them. He had a hissy fit about it one too many times, so I handed the job to him. Took a couple weeks of me only washing my stuff and not washing any of his for him to realize I truly meant it. Oddly, it’s worked out fine. He gets his clothes washed his way, I get mine washed my way, and we wear them quite happily.
#42
So I Just Learned That Apparently This Is How My Husband Eats A Sandwich?! Thanks In Advance For Your Thoughts And Prayers For Our Family During This Difficult Time.
Brian Droste 1 year ago
If that sandwich is just for him. Why is that wrong. He should eat any sandwich anyway he likes.
Midoribird Aoi 1 year ago
If I ever did this, it would be because I felt the need to make a power move with SOMETHING in my life. XD Fortunately I live alone, but I admit I've never done this to a sandwich. Still, it's not a sin to eat a sandwich any way one pleases, if it is just for them. It might be mildly infuriating to someone else stuck in their ways, but it's not a sin.
#43
Are These Really Still Ok?
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
THey will be next year when Trump's tariffs triple the cost of shoes.
#44
I Left My Husband Alone For 5 Minutes While Painting
Perfumista Perfumista 1 year ago
or sabotage because he didn't want the walls that color
Load More Replies... pineapple87 1 year ago
Why would only cover the area directly under the paint can in the first place? Especially if you have a carpet
Carrie Laughs 1 year ago
He'll learn to cover just more than that for the future. This is different to me. It's an accident. This isn't someone who is leaving a mess and not pulling their weight like a lot of these. He was going to paint which at least shows willing and I doubt he was chuffed at dropping it either.
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Angela Terry 1 year ago
All that preparation with the plastic and he spills it there! My sympathies.
Sara Frazer 1 year ago (edited)
I thought Shrek melted ETA on the other hand I just noticed the painters tape on the can to make a pour spout, why don't I see that on all these "life hack" posts??!! Wish I would've known about this when I was painting our living room years ago (tho my personal life hack for painting is the blue scotch tape is shite, go with frog tape! Trust me, I've tried both on smooth and bumpy wall textures frog tape is best!! Thanks for listening to my ted talk lol)
#45
My Husband Refuses To Replace It
Remi (He/Him) 1 year ago
"Power surges caused by a frayed or damaged charging cable can cause the device to overheat and start a fire" Oh an btw charging with a cable like that is very likely to damage your phone, especially causing the touch screen to start misbehaving like when you charge with a shíttÿ charger
Sara Frazer 1 year ago
At that point I'd just throw that one out and buy one for him. Better than having the whole house burn down :p
whineygingercat 1 year ago
I do the same with my hubby's cords. I also, sever them in pieces before discarding them, so he can't pull them outta the trash and keep using them.
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#46
My Husband Left A Bag Of Gummy Bears In A Hot Car. I Give You...gummy Bear Turkish Delight
Bob Brooce 1 year ago
The most clueless to the next level thing about this page is BP using that name when most of these come from r/wellThatSucks or r/mildly infuriating. This one comes from /r/shittyfoodporn, and I'm guessing they're perfectly edible.
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I Was Feeling Unwell, So My Partner Decided To Surprise Me With Homemade "Sushi"
StarCrossedFriday 1 year ago
I’d be genuinely torn between ‘it’s the thought that counts’ and ‘I was already nauseated, thank you’.
Hugh Crawford 1 year ago
This seems nice. Not saying it is the best but the thought was there.
Brian Droste 1 year ago
I am going to say he at least tried. Another boyfriend might not have tried at all.
ABC no seven FCK CENSORING 1 year ago
So "Sushi" is Japanese for "take everything the fridge has to offer and wrap it in nori sheets"? 🤣🤣
#48
I'm Grateful To My Husband For Cooking Dumplings For Me When I'm Tired, But... I Usually Add 2-4 Bay Leaves, He Adds 24-∞
Trista JW 1 year ago
That seems perfectly normal for someone who either does not cook regularly, does not understand the recipe, or maybe cannot decipher how the recipe was written.
#49
My Boyfriend Dropped My Makeup Bag
Gandalf the Pink 1 year ago (edited)
What do you mean tighten a makeup bag??? Edit: oh you mean the cap for the concealer/liquid foundation/something 🤦♀️ I'm dumb 😂
Load More Replies... The Witty Troll 1 year ago
Sounds like a personal problem. Look in the mirror. You're fine. Lose the make up
#50
I Present To You My BF Who Eats A Block Of Cheese Whiteout Anything While Driving
ABC no seven FCK CENSORING 1 year ago
So how it this a partner "taking 'clueless' to the next level"?
Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago
Oh that's just BP playing fast 'n' loose with the title vs. content again. Or the dude doesn't know cheese sandwiches exist. 🤷♂️
Load More Replies... Bob Brooce 1 year ago
What's wrong with the morons downvoting Kerry's comment? As they said, he's eating cheese, that's mostly wrapped. If you have a problem with that maybe you need more time with a therapist.
Will Cable 1 year ago
That looks like a cheese I tried that had apricots in it. You know those times when a bit of vomit comes up, that what it tasted like to me.
Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago
I mean, we've all been there with the block of cheese, but while driving? At least it doesn't make as much of a mess as a sandwich or pastry.
#51
I Hate When My Husband Opens The Non-Resealable Side Of The Tortillas And Puts Them In The Refrig To Harden
#52
My Over 6 Ft BF Never Lowering The Showerhead For Me 4'11
Tyranamar Suess 1 year ago
How would he lower it? Do you raise it. Is it awful to take a shower when the head is 2 feet above you? Seems like it'd still work that way.
jjdubs W 1 year ago
I think it's on a slider, that said bf could have slid down, after completing his shower. I'm guessing that's the point?
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Leoninus Fate 1 year ago
that's why me {7'4} and my husband{4'11} shower together, if i sit then, I get a bath, he gets a shower lol
Iampenny 1 year ago
Hmmm, I don't see the issue here, my hubby never lowers it for me either, but I also don't expect him too
Remi (He/Him) 1 year ago
I'm guessing she can't reach it that high (that's why the heights are listed) and would like to use it not just as an overhead shower but as a hand shower as well.
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ABC no seven FCK CENSORING 1 year ago
So because someone in your household doesn't understand the mechanism, the mechanism is dumb, not whoever doesn't understand it? What the heck are you on? Also just because YOU prefer fixed shower heads, it doesn't mean everyone does. I, for one, absolutely HATE them.
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The Way My Husband Wears Socks When He's Relaxing
Kerry Fletcher 1 year ago
So what? Why do you care? Are they in your face? No? Leave him alone
KDS 1 year ago
I do this when I am sleeping wearing socks get my feet hot at night and if I take them completely off they get cold so this is how I deal with it.
Louisa johnson 1 year ago
Finally I have found someone that shares my logic. Apart from I actually take one sock off and leave the other one on. It keeps my feet temperature perfectly regulated. I don't like my always cold feet touching in bed so I leave a sock on one foot. My husband thinks it's hilarious
Load More Replies... ABC no seven FCK CENSORING 1 year ago
Wait, no comment on their love life? What's wrong with you all of a sudden?
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#54
Husband Thinks He's Funny
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Apparently there are people out there who prefer Coke or Pepsi and find the opposite one a vile brew. Personally I can't taste that much of a difference and I like them both XD I wouldn't even be mad at this, I'd have a good laugh. But I do know some people really strongly prefer one and hate the other, so if one was expecting a nice ice-cold Coke and they pulled out a Pepsi, I could understand some frustration XD
Zoey Bear 1 year ago
In his defense, many cases open like that as it's easier to get a beverage.
Brazen 1 year ago
I think it's the Pepsi in the Coca Cola box that is her issue. lol
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How Boyfriend Has Been Eating This Brownie
#56
My Husband’s Eggs That He Made In The Microwave
Brian Droste 1 year ago
They may not look all that appetizing, but as long as they are edible, that is for himself, let him eat them.
Bob Brooce 1 year ago
YMMV, but IMHO eggs cooked in a microwave are pretty much inedible. The taste might be okay, but the texture is like rubber.
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#57
The Way My BF Makes His Tea
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
OH that's British style. IIRC I first read about it in The Davinci Code. It's a plot point in the novel.
Immortal Jellyfish 1 year ago
You couldn't be more wrong! The tea bag must be brewed in hot water only for the desired time, removed, only then may you add milk sugar.
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#58
The Way My Fiancé Puts Away Cereal Boxes
#59
My Husband Says "I Help You At Home". The Help At Home:
paddingtonvg 1 year ago
He "helps" at home. You live there too asshat, you're not helping!!! Argh makes me so angry 😡😡
Tyranamar Suess 1 year ago
Cleaning people do c**p like this too. I can't get anyone to understand the smaller pots go in the bigger pots. Not all haphazardly shoved together. Seems to be a hard concept to people.
#60
How My Husband "Opens" Spices
Megan Curl 1 year ago
Surprisingly, some people don’t know that the top does, in fact, screw off. Not even kidding.
Will Cable 1 year ago
I'll admit I make smaller holes in the foil than the 'sprinkler' holes already there simply because I don't want to accidentally over season stuff.
Jossh Nine 1 year ago
It looks like he didn't remove the safety seal underneath...just poked the holes (maybe with a toothpick?).
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I Hate My BF
Alex 1 year ago
There's a reason why there are multiple jokes in different sitcoms about iPhone cables. if you have them closer than 2 feet to each other without the lights on this will inevitably happen.
Deborah 1 year ago
Close relatives to the old wire hangers, leave three in the closet one night, that morning there are 20. Those things reproduce quickly.
Load More Replies... Yellow dot 1 year ago (edited)
Like a pair of rabbits I had 2 headphone sets, wrapped up in twist ties, in my pocket and somehow ended up with 3 unwrapped tangled pairs of headphones by the end of the day.
Kerry Fletcher 1 year ago
Did... Did he just tangle them? Looks like they've been like that for some time due to not being used.
ABC no seven FCK CENSORING 1 year ago
"For some time" - you mean like five minutes in a handbag or a backpack?
Load More Replies... Will Cable 1 year ago
Take one pair of good scissors, grab the mass of cables and use scissors to cut them, then remove excess cable from just below the the earbuds, hand them back and say 'Look, wireless earbuds'
Debby Keir 1 year ago
In a David Attenborough voice - "and here we see the mating ritual of the very rare icablespaghetti monster, and in 3 weeks we will see more new cables"
#62
Hubby Is Letting Our Neighbor Use Our Oven…
I’m good w him borrowing the oven but thought maybe since he was cooking several things, he would use our oven for one of his less messy items. Like, something inside a pan or dish or…
#63
The Way My Boyfriend Eats Pizza
Jossh Nine 1 year ago
Nothing wrong with that. I've done it. If it's all for me, who cares if it's cut or not?
Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago
It's about the impracticality/weirdness, not how many people share it necessarily.
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iseefractals 1 year ago
This seems like self preservation. He's hungry, and if the pizza isn't cut, then no one can wander in and eat half the thing after refusing offers to have additional made for them.
ABC no seven FCK CENSORING 1 year ago
The next pizza I'll eat like this just to spite you. Who are you to judge? Entitled much?
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By Boyfriend Broke The Stove Top With A Cast-Iron Pan
René Sauer 1 year ago
So, it was an accident. I don´t see why he should be shamed like that on here.
#65
The Way My BF Holds His Glass
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
Back when I worked in restaurants and bars, putting your fingers in the glass, even if it was empty, was a huge NO-NO. That's how diseases get spread.
Daune Tullina 1 year ago
I always teach new hire NOT to spider the glasses. Its gross
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My Boyfriend Left A Smushed Up Soap Bar And A Leaf In The Drain After Taking A Shower
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I do. My mother has a water softener installed in this house and liquid soaps leave me feeling unbelievably slimy when I shower. I can't get the slick/slimy feel off of my skin. I have preferred bar soaps for years.
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How My Boyfriend Drinks A Capri Sun
MsPlants 1 year ago
ok in all honesty this is kinda brilliant and I never thought of this for when that damn little straw wont go in the damn bag for me so I stab it and stab it and then instead of going IN TO the bag it goes THROUGH the bag and then I just want to throw the whole thing against the wall. so maybe this avoids all that
Karma Black 1 year ago
I do this because I know someone who found mold in her brand new pouch.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
::quietly slides the Capri-Sun in her fridge into the shadowy back reaches of the shelf:: Yeah! Weird adults! >_>; This Gen Xer does not condone the drinking of childhood drinks! ::also clears her search history from when she was trying to find if Ecto Cooler Hi-C was still being made::
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Nikole 1 year ago
Ohhh I get it. You’re a troll. Is that rewarding to you somehow? Like, how sad and pathetic does one need to be to play that role?
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This Is How My Fiancé Set Up The TV
Sara Frazer 1 year ago
I think the poorly-spackled and not-painted-over walls would drive me more crazy 😬
#69
How My Partner Stacks The Dishes To Dry
Tyranamar Suess 1 year ago
This is f e. You don't have enough room there for him to stack the dishes any better way. Get a bigger dish-rack.
Brazen 1 year ago
There is actually plenty of room if you do it correctly.
Load More Replies... pineapple87 1 year ago
My ex-roommate was worse. She would stack the plates and put pans on top and expect everything to magically dry. Or put wet plates in the cupboard
iseefractals 1 year ago
We have a double sink, and no counter space for a drying rack.....so what is the solution my MIL and SIL have come up with? USE ONE SIDE OF THE SINK AS A DRYING RACK. Every single day that side ends up with a stack of dishes haphazardly piled 12in above the edge of the sink, and absolutely nothing, ever f*****g dries....so whenever the sink gets to that point of overfill, the still VERY WET DISHES, just go straight in the cupboard. Which means when something gets taken out of the cupboard, its still wet, which for me means having to wash it again, and than dry it as it should have been done in the first place. Get a towel, spend a couple minutes drying the stuff.
Brazen 1 year ago
There are over the sink dish racks out there. I have one and it's amazing.
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This Is How My Boyfriend Carries Shopping Bags
Sandra Bartsch 1 year ago
Actually very handy! Strings won’t slip and yet full access to the bag.
Will Cable 1 year ago
When you go in stores and have a bag, you put in an item and the weight makes the opening close because there isn't anywhere to place the bag down while loading it. So then you stand there trying to open the bag , hold it and load it at the same time.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
OP on Reddit said it's a drill. OP said: "He found an abandoned fridge in an alley that he broke down for parts. He’s very excited about the magnetic strips he pulled out of the fridge."
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ABC no seven FCK CENSORING 1 year ago
WHY? WHAT'S YOUR EFFING PROBLEM? AND WHY THE HECK ARE WE SCREAMING?
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What do you think ?
Orange Frosting 1 year ago
Most of these are sheer laziness and nothing to do with being clueless.
norabest321 1 year ago
I don't like these posts about how men get a total pass on c**p like this. Yes, you should leave a man who puts a dog bowl in the washing machine with the clothes. Women are not suppose to be mothers when they don't have children.
Data1001 1 year ago
How are men getting a pass? This article is calling them out for their horrid behavior -- but it's up to the women in those relationships to get the eff out.
Load More Replies... Shark bait hoo haha 1 year ago
I have a son who is 22 years old and I have taught him and made sure he doesn't do any of this stupid sht! I know for a fact that he doesn't do any of this because right now he is a my roommate. He also has seen how my ex did some of this and he is disgusted by it all. Mamas teach your babies to not be slobs!
Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago
Point me to where it says "all men are like this" please. 🙄🤔
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Alyssa Phillips 1 year ago
Continue reading with bored panda premium? First you take away my dark mode and now half the stories????
Midoribird Aoi 1 year ago
Once again, Bored Panda is locking stuff behind a paywall now, just like a mobile phone game that starts out great, and then they get greedy after a few months.
Alli Marston 1 year ago
Some of these are accidents, some misguided attempts to be helpful. But most are clearly weaponized incompetence.
Orange Frosting 1 year ago
Most of these are sheer laziness and nothing to do with being clueless.
norabest321 1 year ago
I don't like these posts about how men get a total pass on c**p like this. Yes, you should leave a man who puts a dog bowl in the washing machine with the clothes. Women are not suppose to be mothers when they don't have children.
Data1001 1 year ago
How are men getting a pass? This article is calling them out for their horrid behavior -- but it's up to the women in those relationships to get the eff out.
Load More Replies... Shark bait hoo haha 1 year ago
I have a son who is 22 years old and I have taught him and made sure he doesn't do any of this stupid sht! I know for a fact that he doesn't do any of this because right now he is a my roommate. He also has seen how my ex did some of this and he is disgusted by it all. Mamas teach your babies to not be slobs!
Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago
Point me to where it says "all men are like this" please. 🙄🤔
Load More Replies... Alyssa Phillips 1 year ago
Continue reading with bored panda premium? First you take away my dark mode and now half the stories????
Midoribird Aoi 1 year ago
Once again, Bored Panda is locking stuff behind a paywall now, just like a mobile phone game that starts out great, and then they get greedy after a few months.
Alli Marston 1 year ago
Some of these are accidents, some misguided attempts to be helpful. But most are clearly weaponized incompetence.
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