We’ve all been in a situation where we have to talk to a person we know little or nothing of, and yet the circumstances dictate that we must somehow manage a conversation. The usual start of such a conversation consists of a prolonged Sooooo… and a bit of awkward shifting until you coax your brain to help you out. However, you can very well do without this clumsy moment if you have some icebreaker questions in your pocket. Not literally, though, as fishing out a crumpled note with things to ask jotted down might make the situation even more, uhm, peculiar. Anyway, this is our list of fun icebreaker questions - read them all, memorize a few, and never find yourself wondering what to say next.
Now, you are probably wondering whether these conversation starters are truly appropriate for any situation. And, of course, we won’t convince you until you read them yourself, but just know that they encompass all kinds of different topics. So, if you’re at a cattle show, you’ll find some questions directed towards animals, and if you’re at an office-related soiree, there are also a myriad of interesting questions considering that. You know, we bet that some of these questions will seem genuinely interesting, and in the end, you might be wishing someone would’ve given them to you, too. And that's how you will know those are the icebreakers you must memorize!
So, scroll on down below and check out our list of the best icebreakers we’ve found listed all over the internet. Once you are there, rank them by giving them your vote. And lastly, share this list with your friends; they might appreciate it more than you would’ve guessed!
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What current fact about your life would most impress your five year old self?
That I can tie my shoes, on my own, without looking? I mean, how hard is it to impress a 5yo me.
That I can afford eating meat every day (back then my family was quite poor)
Which band/artist – dead or alive would play at your funeral?
Queen .. 'Who wants to live forever' and Metallica 'Nothing else matters'
On a side note, 'Nothing Else Matters' was my wedding song.
Load More Replies...Oh yessss.... A glorious song, absolutely beautiful...
Load More Replies...Procol Harum playing "A Whiter Shade of Pale". And I would like the song "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead", I don't know yet if I would like the original or the Klaus Nomi version
What is your favorite memory with your best friend?
My husband and I greatly misjudged the length of our wedding song and we were cracking up spinning in circles thinking it would never end.
Riding with my Patti, sitting on the passenger side window sill, passing a paper note to a Semi-trucker, while going 80mph on the I-5 freeway.
I went to go see the new spiderman movie with him and omg it was so funny what we did lol
What “old person” things do you do?
Make that weird sort of half-groan-half-grunt noise when I sit down or stand up.
Suddenly sprinting towards 80 - everything that follows opening my eyes!
Eating After Eight like candy en mass. I've been told as an eight year old that I have the taste of a retired pharmacist (for some reason lol)
What fictional world or place would you like to visit?
Middle Earth. To look at the absolutely massive structures and monuments.
You have excellent taste - I'll carry your luggage!
Load More Replies...You have great tast my distinguished gentleman.
Load More Replies...Milo Murphy's neighborhood (Milo Murphy's Law—Phineas & Ferb universe). I just want to get caught up in one of his crazy Murphy's Law incidents and see what happens!
Or K.C. Cooper's world from K.C. Undercover. I wonder if I can snag some memory spray?
Load More Replies...The Matrix....where your life is controlled and agents keep order and..... I Should Have Taken The Red Pillllll !
Do you think you could live without your smartphone for 24 hours?
I lived without smartphone for 31 of my 32 years, I could do one more day.
As someone who will go camping for several days in a row without a phone I'd have to say I could easily
What’s your favorite place of all the places you’ve travelled?
Georgia, the country. The tastiest national cuisine, hospitable people and stunning nature
Long Island Bahamas, it's where my dad was born and it's a beautiful paradise.
What’s your favorite scent?
Vanilla or fresh baked cookies or the smell of wet earth right after it rains
Ooh or the smell of pancakes and bacon from downstairs on a Saturday morning 😊
Load More Replies...I buy/sell mid-century perfume as a retirement business and... it's Chanel first and foremost - Nos. 5/19/46. Just your average male senior citizen - LoL!
Pure Poison Christian Dior , the smell of a newborn baby or a warm puppy belly x
I really like the smell of the gloves and clothes I use out in the woods. They have a distinct sent of campfire smoke and a earthy back background sent to them that I love. I usually don't care about smells because I got a bad nose but that sent I'd want a candle of
Have you ever been told you look like someone famous, who was it?
When I was younger, Dustin Diamond. More recently, 'A cross between Tom Hanks in 'Big' and Tom Hanks in 'Castaway', Which I take as a compliment.
When I once put 70's style glasses on, somebody said I look like Juice Leskinen, a famous Finnish singer. Just google him and imagine what it felt like for a teenage girl hear that.
I've been told I look like Christian Bale and others say I look like Sideshow Bob. But I would like to say I'm more of a Bob Ross
If you could donate a million dollars to any charity, what cause would you choose?
The Senior Staffy Club 💗 https://www.instagram.com/seniorstaffyclub/?hl=en
That's like two rounds of chemo if I remember correctly
Load More Replies...St. Jude; one of my cousins passed away before his fifth birthday from leukemia.
Not sure but I serve at this homeless shelter in the winters and I'd love to expand it for more people. And a lot of the people going through their veterans so I feel like that's killing two birds with one stone
What is the strangest habit you have?
I'm a 60 year old male,I shave my armpits, wish I would have started a long time ago..🤓
I unconsciously will turn off lights switches no matter where I am I will walk out of a room with people in it and just turn off the light switch same thing with locking doors I've locked myself out of places and in places without even knowing it which I would have to say is a bit stranger
I collect the imaginary 1880s under garments as trophies of my imaginary victims
If you could magically become fluent in any language, what would it be?
If you really want to creep people out it should be the Black Speech of Mordor.
Load More Replies...What would the title of your autobiography be?
It would be a trilogy. Part I: Sympathy for a Devil. Would cover my youth and institutionalisation. Part II: In the Company of Strangers. Would cover my release, adaptation to society, meeting my wife, and starting our farm. Part III would cover the later part of my life which I haven't reached yet.
"Why does anybody do anything? shear, absolute boredom"- alastor without boredom nothing would happen so keep your life interesting
Load More Replies...Say you’re independently wealthy and don’t have to work, what would you do with your time?
Travel. Explore nature. Help save and protect endangered species, especially big wild cats.
Travel. Buy a house with a large porch and lots of trees. Go places to watch a lot of sun rises and sunsets. Sit by water. 😊
Build wells. Build schools pay teachers and staff the salary they deserve.
What’s the weirdest food you’ve ever eaten?
Once while hiking we accidentally "unalived" a snake, so we grilled and ate it
Ew. So sorry, gotta say it, honestly, EW!
Load More Replies...I had an amazing job while living in Alaska which led me to many very rural coastal/island villages. At one, I was given a seal's eyeball. Many times I've eaten whale (hated it every time).
Hakarl: Icelandic Fermented Shark ... you smelled it before it came into the room
At 6 mos old I ate half of a live snail as it tried to crawl past me. My Mom was horrified!
Snails that needed to be 'knocked' back into the pot until they were fully cooked
I was walking down a dock in the Bahamas and someone who was processing a conch offered me this clear slimy long appendage from the inside that I believe he called the pistol and I ate it it tasted salty
Yall I just looked this up it's also known as the Bahamian Viagra and as Google says it's thought to be an aphrodisiac among Caribbean Islanders. My dad said it was fine too I had no idea that it was used for that
Load More Replies...Would you rather live where it always snows or where the temperature never falls below 100 degrees?
snow, my sister and i say its better because you can always put more clothes on but never more clothes off.
EXACTLY!!! This is the exact same argument I make every time.
Load More Replies...Living in a Celcius system, I'd say wherever it's LESS that 100 degrees will be alright 🙃
Just left the desert. Got sick from the heat 2 summers in a row. I'll take the cold weather with lots of flannel
And hot cocoa. And oatmeal craisin cookies. (Craisins are dried cranberries.) 😋
Load More Replies...Snow obviously you would never have to deal with another mosquito ever again
Would you rather be the funniest or smartest person in the room?
I can assure you that being the smartest person in the room ingratiates you to exactly no one.
I think I would choose funniest you can sound smart by being funny and just being the smartest in the room isn't going to really do much it just means you're surrounded by a bunch of Dumber people
Neither. I am quite content having the comfortable sense of anonymity so would not want the attention.
The zombie apocalypse is coming, who are 3 people you want on your team?
“The boss” (the grizzly bear that is 600 pounds and eats black bears), along with my two dogs.
Probably my mates Robert (SAS), Dave (engineer), Si (funniest bastard alive).
What is your absolute dream job?
It's been bouncing between many things. 1- Agriculture farmer 2- chef 3- Author
What is your favorite TV show?
People always ask me which winchester i choose and i always choose the impala
Load More Replies...Have you ever completed anything on your “Bucket list”?
Flew on a plane alone. Both ways. Went to visit some out-of-state family friends. Best week of my life.
Yes, two things so far. I've driven a Lamborghini and went to Hawaii.
Not yet... I do want to go to .. Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwyrndrobwlllantysiligogogoch in Wales.. the town with the longest name !
Best book you’ve ever read?
Swan Song by Robert McCammon, also The Stand ( the unabridged version) Stephen King
The Tarzan of the Apes series by Edgar Rice Burroughs. Found on Project Gutenberg.
Anything by stephan king but nightmares and dreamscapes is one of my favs
Kings characters are amazing, I fell in love with the End of the Whole Mess story in that book, I really wish they had made a decent film version of it.
Load More Replies...What’s your best scar story?
I have a scar through my right eyebrow that my friend gave me when she hit me with her musket during a Sealed Knot re-enactment battle. It was me or the horse bumping into her that the barrel could hit so she chose me -.-
Scar down my left leg ang chest from quadruple bypass ...I claim it was from a shark attack and a scar on my neck from a carotid artery opperation...I claim that was the result of a knife fight
Load More Replies...Went on a blind date. Showed up at her house and as I entered and was introduced to her tiny dog. While leaning down to be polite, it leaped up and bit the side of my nose - and hung there! Ended at my doctor, in the morning, and... never saw the lady again. Anecdotal scar, though!
Plenty haha- But the most dramatic one may be when I slipped on the wet floor of the bathroom, and fell on the sink. The thing was old and already cracked, so it broke completely and cut my butt cheek. But a piece of it went directly to slice the back of my ankle. It was nighttime though, and my mom didn't think it was so bad, so she treated me and sent me to bed. Next day, at the doctor's office, she went "uhhh nah, you're going to the ER and getting an exam to check how bad it is." Long story short, the cut missed my Achilles tendon by less than 1 mm and I almost lost use of my foot that day! Stitches were botched too, so now my scar is hella uncomfortable and can be used as a barometer. When it feels hollow and throbbing, bad weather is coming! :D
I have a scar on my arm I received during a swimming accident but I used to lie and tell people I got stabbed with a knife during a fight. Omg. I used to be a real idiot. Lol!
I've got scars on my shin and knee and a dent in my forearm from a motorcycle accident. My front tire blew while going around a turn. You can still see a blue tinge from my jean material in my knee.
I had one going from the top of my knee to the bottom of leg it was from falling out of a tree and getting stuck on a branch on the way down breaking myself loose then falling the rest of the way and then crawling half a mile to my house because I couldn't walk
I have scarring on my neck, I was 18 months old and pulled a cup of hot coffee onto my neck and chest. 2nd and 3rd degree burns! I'm 53 now and you can still see it on my neck.
If I visited your hometown, what local spots would you suggest I see?
There's not really a lot there, but the scenery is beautiful! So I'd have to say my nan's house, you'll get good food and a view overlooking the bay where the otters play.
Dickey Farms in Musella. Not much to look at for a city person, but it's a nice meet-up spot to stop and chat, get some fresh produce, maybe sit and read.
It's about 3 hours away but Ruby Falls is a really nice place to go it's an underground waterfall it's pretty cool
It's a small town, but just drive around the countryside. It's gorgeous.
The pit where it puts the lotion on its skin and it does what it's told.
There is an old house there that belonged to someone well know way back when. I don't remember the name though.
Who is your hero, and why?
My Father, he's an ex-miner and has suffered through losing a finger, suffering from Dust, greenstick fractures, hip replacement, knee cap replacements and is now fighting prostrate cancer.
People with a dark sense of humor who laugh at themselves bring big bowls of joy into my life!
The joker. He got Harley Quinn to fall in love with him and he's good for a laugh.
My husband. He is retired Air Force, went to Iraq and Afghanistan as well as many deployments. He now suffers from pts and medical problems, still says it was his honor to serve! Best man ever
Bill Osborn of the Ben Osborn Fund. Bill Osborn's son Ben died in Afghanistan. He created this charity in Ben's honor and helps local school children in our area. The main reason he's my hero is because the Fund helps local schools with Operation Santa Claus and he always asks for teenagers' wish lists because "They're kids too and deserve something from Santa". Most Operation Santa Claus groups have an age cut-off between 12-14. He's a lovely person.
What was the worst haircut you ever had?
Had the same cut, but I was 5 so I still blame my mother.
Load More Replies...The one I have now because I'm too lazy to drag my @ss out to get it fixed!!
My friend dyed the tips of my hair white ( think Limahl) but the bleach turned me into a skunk, so I had to get the top of my hair totally shortened. I was a goth at the time so it was not a happy time for my hair :(
I used to get shaved balls out of convenience and I believe I have a funky shaped head now I just have a huge afro on my head even though I'm white well technically mixed
My 4th grade yearbook picture, my mom cut my hair short and permed it and I seriously looked like Albert Einstein.
If you were a wrestler what would be your entrance theme song?
Painkiller by Judas Priest or Last Man Standing by Hammerfall. Or...Never Gonna Give You Up.
Then I walk in, they look at me and everyone starts laughing.
Load More Replies...As I said before lacrimosa I will breathe death and destruction into Everywhere I Go every match will be an execution brought about with surgical precision
If you were left on a deserted island with either your worst enemy or no one, which would you choose? Why?
If my worst enemy is still alive then hes probably a fat old man. I would kill him and eat his body to stay alive. I would cut off his head and shove it on the tallest tree as a warning of insanity. I'd use his bones as spears. But I'm not vengeful or anything...
I'd go by myself I am no cannibal at the moment they don't know what I'd do if I was starving but I wouldn't want to be with my worst enemy
I seen this one thing some kid wrote on his school paper in another bp post. It was some thing like 'my worst enemy, so i have something to eat...'
Noone. Now that I am older, I have little patience for and find people in general annoying.
What sport would you compete in if you were in the Olympics?
My last boss would have won the following events ... Jumping to Conclusions, Climbing on People's Backs, and The General Run Around...
Martial arts I quite enjoy fighting it's really fun it's like dancing but you make it up as you go along with your partner
Teleportation or flying?
What’s one career you wish you could have?
What’s is one thing we don’t know about you?
That I know a lot more languages but have issues with German language even though im part german, part Japanese, American, Italian from my grandma side.
I delivered 3 babies as a medic in the US Army when I was a young stupid kid. It was great though. Scary af!
A nice guy.... Just having a problem with that finishing last thing lately...
A lot actually but, if I had to pick one thing, it would be that I am a huge Western buff. As a kid, I always wanted to grow so I could move to Montana, work on a Dude Ranch, and become a Gunslinger.
I have such crippling anxiety that I will talk back and forth to myself
If you could learn one new professional skill, what would it be?
I'd like to be fluent enough to be an interpreter for two or three languages.
Being young again. Nothing could change my life as much as being agile, confident, brash and impetus... once again! Sorry, having an 'old' night!
Are you sunrise, daylight, twilight, or nighttime?
Just keep the curtains and your coffin lid closed and you'll be fine.. 😂
Load More Replies...Nighttime. Don't care for daytime as I'm too in love with the Moon...
What season would you be?
If I was picking my favorite seasin, it would be fall/autumn; but if I WAS a season..... I would be springtime. I'm all about rebirth, flowers and nature
I would be a warm day of winter right after it snowed and right before another snow storm. I feel like I'm in this Perpetual state
If you could see one movie again for the first time, what would it be?
"Dr. Strangelove, Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb"
Close Encounters of the third kind ... it literally blew my mind, I loved it
Would you rather always be slightly late or super early?
Slightly late since I’m always slightly late anyway 😁 I can’t get somewhere on time to save my life let alone be there early
To the point where my boss changed my start time in the computer at work and didn't say anything for a while afterwards....
Load More Replies...On time. I am very uncomfortable with both of the two above options.
What is your favorite midnight snack?
I just like to go to the kitchen and make the most outrageous thing I can without having to really cook anything
What crazy activities do you dream of trying someday?
I am terrified of heights but, would love to have the courage to bungee-jump and zipline.
Doing the moon walk while skydiving. Though i would say i dream of it.
How would you change your life today if the average life expectancy was 400 years?
I would stop stressing so much, bc I still have about 385 years
If you could bring back any fashion trend what would it be?
Fixing old clothes and reusing them. Why do we throw away clithes so easily?
I am, always have been, and always will be a jeans/tshirt person because this trend never goes out of style.
What’s the most embarrassing fashion trend you used to rock?
being a Goth ... this is years ago so a real Goth not emo, steampunk, pastel etc ...we are talking Siouxsie and the Banshees type of Goth
That rocks!!! And is not in the least embarrassing!!! Extra award for pointing out "not emo, steampunk, pastel" :-)
Load More Replies...I looked like a lesbian due to being a brony Senior year .. I'm a dude
Studded black belt, a short sleeved shirt over a long sleeved shirt, jeans that dragged on the floor.
Rocking the "Kriss Kros" look and wearing my clothes super baggy and backwards (on purpose.)
What would your dream house be like?
Either a cozy little house in the woods with room for all my books and pets, or on the complete opposite end of the spectrum an apartment in NYC still with room for all my books and pets.
Completely underground. I've thought about this since I was a pre-teen. I'm not going to elaborate, I'm terrified of my idea being taken. While I'm almost certain someone has done this already, I'm unaware of it and choose to remain ignorant on this one issue. Lulz
If you haven't already, look up the tunnels under Edinburgh, Scotland. People lived their entire lives under the city.
Load More Replies...It could be a shack, but it won't be, as long as its far enough away so I can blast music without worrying about bothering anyone, tall trees, river with rapids close by, not too cold or too hot most days, vividly clear star-covered night sky, railroad tracks nearby with train sounds throughout the day & night, morning crowing roosters, groceries within 5 miles.
A spacious 2 bedroom apartment with high ceiling, large windows, ample closet space, close to shops and public transport. Also, I will decorate it with mid century modern furnitures and vintage knick knacks.
A big oldschool mansion in the middle of coutryside with "The Famous Five"-styled secret tunnels.
A warm cabin somewhere quiet. A bear rug, fireplace, tons of bookshelves with books. If I'm successful with becoming an author, I might be able to buy such a place.
A huge 5 bedroom log home with a celtic theme so that all of our g-children could come and visit. One room would have to be a sports man cave for my incredible hubby.
Are you a cat person or a dog person?
Neither. I married into both, and I have a cordial relationship with them, but have no need for them in my life.
Cats, but I like sweet, friendly, obedient and playful dogs with good manners.
I am a whatever is closest to me and willing to tollerate my affection person. Dog. Cat. Snake. Bug. Pigeon. Whatever.
How many cups of coffee, tea, or beverage-of-choice do you have each morning?
Yes! I wonder what everyone's favourite tea is? (mine is Spicy Chai)
Load More Replies...I find "how may cups" questions or "this many cups" statements annoying because I don't drink things (especially coffee) in 8-ounce aliquots. I drink a quart of coffee each morning.
Most people's "too much" isn't anywhere near enough for me, and coffee
One cup of cofee to get me jumpstarted, then switch over to tea the rest of if the day.
You can have an unlimited supply of one thing for the rest of your life, what is it?
If you could change places with anyone in the world, who would it be and why?
I'd be whoever brushes Monica Lewinskys hair... self explanatory
If you could be guaranteed one thing in life (besides money), what would it be?
That I had the right amount of confidence for any situation/decision.
If you could have the power of teleportation right now, where would you go and why?
Santa's workshop to find out where my green ranger dragon dagger flute is
What is the last TV show that you binge-watched?
Call the Midiwife ... all 11 seasons, before that The Midnight Club ( wow is all i can say )
In the process of alternating between K.C. Undercover season 1 and Jackie Chan Adventures season 2
Star Trek. Hadn't seen any of them before this year. Decided to watch them all for some reason.
A Series of Unfortunate Events. Before that it was Watership Down. There haven't been any i just can stop watching since.
How old were you when you learned that Santa – gasp – doesn’t exist?
Hush .... Santa Roach will still visit you Christmas Eve 🎅
Load More Replies...I can barely remember some stuff from last year. You expect me to remember that?
My parents never let us believe in Santa but if I ever did believe in Santa then the moment could've been when my English teacher told the entire class "Santa doesn't exist" I don't know why he did, we were all freshman in highschool.
What’s your favorite seat on an airplane?
Aisle seat for long haul fligts and window seat for 5 hour flights and under. Also, seats that are closer to the wings.
A comfortable one.. (Karen's of the world would answer) - Your seat because I deserve it and I am better than you... 😂
Beach, safari, or forest vacation?
Underwater? Guess I can start on the beach... I'll be back in a couple hours.
Beach... Need a Changes in Latitude Changes in Attitude.. While at Margaritaville.. Eating a Cheeseburger in Paradise....
Beach. I would love to travel around the world and visit the most epic beaches.
What is your biggest pet peeve?
People who say 'R.I.P' instead of Rest in Peace, it makes me cringe
When someone talks c**p about a waiter or a teacher or anyone that is there to try to make their lives easier. Edit: it really censored cr@p? That’s the best word I could think of!
Poor grammar and mis-pronouncing common words like birfday, and nucular.
What do you never leave the house without other than your phone, keys or wallet?
What are you going to do when you retire?
RETIRE? What is that? Like putting new treads on my wheels or something? Ohhh, you mean not work anymore. I see. Well, I'm a middle class American, I'm afraid that is not an option for my kind. The best I can hope for is to die on the way to work, that way, I at least get a small victory (sung to the tune of Small Victory - Faith No More)
Walk the dogs, spend more time with my donkeys, make a workshop and built furniture.
Already am... Riding my Harley........ For the younger crowd your retirement goal should be to learn how to survive on just Social Security.
The same thing I did while I was working only not having to get up and go to a job.
What is your guilty pleasure?
I don't feel guilty about things that make me happy. But anyways, it's kpop.
I don't feel guilty for anything I receive pleasure from... neither should any of you. Unless you do bad things to children or animals or other people, then, maybe you should feel guilty. And by bad things, I think we all know what I'm saying. Things that are best described as super-adult ultra fun times.
I am laughing at your comments, but I hope you truly aren't waiting for death. If you are going through a bad time and need someone to talk to, I'm available
Load More Replies...If a movie was made of your life what genre would it be, who would play you?
I don't know what genre, but a trash can would be perfect for the role.
60s, 70s, 80s, 90s: Which decade do you love the most and why?
80's. Better music! Better clothes. Simpler times. Wait, we are talking about the 1780's right???
When you die, what do you want to be remembered for?
Wasting too much food and watching showgirls religiously. You don't nomi
By my friends and fam as Laughing and Loving. By random people I've met, as that stranger who did this very kind gesture and surprisingly changed our day.
If you had to delete all but 3 apps from your smartphone, which ones would you keep?
Youtube, Spotify, and the app store so I could just redownload all the other apps.
Minecraft and the app store. Everything else i have i can just re download and keep all my data, i only fear uninstalling Minecraft cuz if i were to want to redownload it i might have to buy it again.
You can have anyone fictional as your imaginary friend. Who do you choose and why?
Obi Wan Kenobi...... So everyone would know I am not the person they are looking for.... and Yess you will be picking up the check at dinner..
Blanche Dubois lived in an imaginary world so could double as a tour guide.
Do you have a favorite plant?
I have a Callisia repens that I really love I even took a cutting from it and now I have two☺️
Not President Biden... he's almost a vegetable.... 😂...... It would have to be Robert Plant....some good Led Zeppelin
If you had to teach a class on one thing, what would you teach?
Consulting. How to take a subject someone understands and make it sound confusing.
Do you have any hidden talents?
Idk. Maybe it i learned to play the violin i could be a great violinist and make dramatic violin music.
If you were the captain of a pirate ship, what would be the name of your ship?
You, my dear, are incorrigible! How roachly perfect!
Load More Replies...The Crimson Permanent Assurance ! (If you don't know what that is or Monty Python... you're too young)
Penelope, I once promised a girlfriend that if I ever had a boat I would name it after her.
What is one article of clothing that someone could wear that would make you walk out on a date with them?
I dated a guy years ago who seemed ok, until he got comfortable with me. He showed up at a small bar/club on base that we went to every weekend wearing brown suede/deerskin pants, jacket, and matching cowboy hat. All with fringe on them. A lot of fringe. I was a shy, socially awkward 19yr old and I wanted a hole to open up and swallow me. I didn't walk out, but I did develop a migraine within the hour and had to go home. And never called him again. To this day I think he was just screwing with me because he was good-looking, popular, confident and was very concerned about how he looked when we went out. (I also stopped speaking to him because he was so comfortable with me that he dropped the N-word a couple of times and didn't understand why I thought it was disgusting.)
Nothing, I'm not superficial about clothing. If she had a weird neck or ears though....
Wearing wrinkled clothes. I cant stand people looking so sloven because they are too tired to iron.
A nice suit minus the tie. Preferably all black. That's hot. Or just some academia clothes. That's attractive too. 😉😍💋
What was the worst style choice you ever made?
Cutting my shoulder-length curly hair into curtains. I looked like I had a birds nest on my head!
You have your own late night talk show, who do you invite as your first guest?
James Cordon and tell him how annoying he is, Kevin Hart as he is amazing and never fails to make me laugh and Ryan Reynolds as I fancy him :)
The creators of Venture Bros. Doc Hammer and Jackson Public. I loved listening to their commentary on the blu-rays, they said very little to nothing regarding the show itself, they just talked and it was hilarious. Those guys or comedian Dan Cummins, he is also hilarious and his podcasts (see bad Magic productions) are awesome as well.
You have to sing karaoke, what song do you pick?
If I'm being forced to sing in public, the public shall be forced to listen to me absolutely butchering Adele.
Itsy bitsy spider. Can’t sing, so believe me this is a safest choice.
Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash. Or something by either 5FDP or Disturbed.
If you had to eat one meal everyday for the rest of your life what would it be?
Salad. Because the internet has taught me that anything can be a salad 🤣
Nachos Mexicanos from Los Mexicanos. I effing love that dish from those guys and my doordash proves it. I always tell my wife "last one, I swear before no gods as they don't exist but seriously, last one".
Air, i think. Nitrogen is cool, Oxygen is healthy, and the noble gases would spice up the thing.
Swedish meatballs is the only dish I can see myself eating every day.
What is your favorite item you’ve bought this year?
A squishmallow. I'd never touched one and a friend told me how huggable they are. Dang thing is insanely cuddly.
Taco holder b******g. My tacos are always right behind me when I need them. Lulz. Seriously, BP? Edited b. U. T. T. P. L. U. G.
What is your favorite magical or mythological animal?
What was the worst job you ever had?
Out of high school ... I worked on an ocean going container ship. Minimum 18 hour days non-stop....best job, same ship standing on the fantail watching the sunset. Austral Exoress/DIDL
If you could hang out with any cartoon character, who would you choose and why?
Doraemon. Sometimes I just need a little help and I would love to try the Anywhere Door.
Little Daimon from Odd Taxi. I just want to hug him and pat his head.
If you could choose any two famous people to have dinner with who would they be?
Hitler and stalin.... So i could poison them both..... After watching them fight...
Keanu Reeves and Dolly Parton - both seem like cool, interesting, easy-going people that have interesting stories and would be fun to hang out with.
Emirichu and Jaiden Animations. A savory snack bar for Emily and some vegan food for Jaiden!
If you would have to eliminate one thing from your daily routine, what would it be and why?
Cooking dinner. I get tired of having to come up with making something for dinner all the time.
Would you rather live in the ocean or on the moon?
If, in both cases, we exclude the small problem of the need to breathe air, in the ocean there is fauna and flora, but nothing on the moon. And from the ocean, it's easier to see family and friends on a beach (if you want). So I think I would say the ocean, but as I suffer a little from thalassophobia, I prefer to be on land on Earth
Same. Minus the phobia i think. I am not sure ehat that phobia is.
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Would you rather meet your ancestors or your descendants?
Ancestors. I would like to know their story and know more about my family history.
My descendants if I have any, I’d like to know when the world finally breaks
Describe a time you laughed so hard you thought you would cry.
I remember when a few years ago i told someone (probably my brother) a joke and i laughed so hard that i rolled under my desk...
Seeing "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" for the first time.
Who is your favorite person to travel with?
Probably my best friend, but the problem is he lives somewhere different.
What is your spirit animal?
A rlly tired (most of the time) hyena, according to my friends (bc of my laugh 😑)
What is the most challenging job you can think of?
The Royal Stool Groomsman who had to attend to King Henry VIII whose girth was so large he was unable to reach certain areas of his body to take care of personal hygene
A genie grants you three wishes but none of them can directly benefit you. What would those wishes be?
For everyone to be smart enough to make the right decisions, for food and water to be easily accessible all over the world, and no illnesses.
1. All kids with disabilities become typically functioning because the world and people aren't kind to these kids. So many live lonely lives with no friends simply because they have a disability. I'd just want their lives to be easier and less lonely. 2. Eliminate homophobia and transphobia. People should love and support each other as much as possible. 3. For anyone who abuses children in any manner to simply disappear, like Thanos snapping his fingers but just child abusers disappear.
For there be a cure for Cancer so noone has to suffer from it anymore, instead of just reporting it, that people actually do something productive to feed people in the rest of the world, since noone should go hungry and thirsty in this day and age. That the media gies back to actually reporting the news fairly and honestly thus, making the occupation if Journalism a noble one again.
Remove things like rudeness and greed, also remove problems like hunger or homelessness, and make everyone believe in God.
Do you love working from home or would you rather be in the office? Is there a balance of both that you like best?
Home, please. I can dress down, no commute, use my own bathroom, snack when I want, pet my cat when I want, sneak off to nap when I can.
Office: it allows me to be complete in, then out of "work mode".
What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever been given?
What is your favorite breakfast food?
Eggs sunny side up, eggs Benedict too.. toast with homemade jam, bacon, oatmeal , with my family xo
Peaches fart...then just don't even reply .. stop being so damn resistant and defiant ... Be a good happy human ..that is it...
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I've met a few in my line of work but my fave was Midge Ure ( Ultravox) who signed my Tee shirt, I had a massive crush on him as a teenager and having him sign his name on my back made me feel like a kid again :)
What’s the most out-of-character thing you’ve ever done?
Showed up at a friend's door in the rain holding a rose, asking for him to try with me even though we were both afraid. We've been married for six years now.
Bought myself two tree frogs and two green anoles as pets. Love them!
If you could instantly become an expert in something, what would it be?
If you could be immortal, what age would you choose to stop aging at and why?
Would you rather lose all of your money or all of your pictures?
Would you rather live without AC or without social media?
I already live without AC. Summer SUCKS without it, but I can't afford it. Social media is the only way I keep in touch with friends I don't see anymore.
Would you rather be an Olympic champion or an astronaut?
Would you rather explore outer space or the bottom of the ocean?
Love both... But mainly outer space... Find a planet with intelligent life... ask them if they know what a democrat or a republican is... If they don't.... I'll move there.
What is your earliest Winter holiday memory?
What is your favorite thing to do by yourself?
If you were famous, what would you be famous for?
What does your favorite shirt look like?
A dog (I think pug?) With it's tongue sticking out and kinda cross-eyed and says 'I can't adult today'
What’s your favorite tradition or holiday?
What was your favorite game to play as a child?
I don't know what's the name in English but that one game similar to hide and seek except there's a circle drawn on the ground and a ball put in the middle if it and one's "it" and others have to find hiding places. "Saving" happens when somebody who hasn't gotten caught manages to kick the ball out of the cirlce.
It was a claymation game! I don't remember what it was called. I played it on the computer, WHAT WAS IT CALLED?!?! I think there were some puzzles involved?
Hide and seek although I would always quit and go home because I got bored playing games.
What did you have for breakfast this morning?
Popcorn or M&Ms?
M&Ms probably, love popcorn but jt gets stuck in my teeth
If you could live anywhere in the world for a year, where would it be?
If you could rename yourself, what name would you pick?
Keep my name but switch it to the more common spelling because everyone either spells it or pronounces it wrong
If you could have someone follow you around all the time, like a personal assistant, what would you have them do?
Every thing! Even at a bar..... Oh you gonna punch me in the face ???... Ohhh Personal Assistant !!!!
What are you most excited about this year?
What is your favorite television network?
What is your favorite meal to cook and why?
Lasagne. It is my signature dish although, I dont like Italian food and never eat it.
What does your morning routine look like?
06:30 ok, time to get up / 06:35 on three / 06:40 one / 06:42 two / 12:55 three!
Wake up 45 minutes late then barely get out the door in time to walk to the bus for ✨school✨
What’s the last great TV show or movie you watched?
Scoobie Doo And The Zombie Island. Man it has no right to be so good movie.
I have watched some pretty goo shows. I think the last really great one would be Adventure Time.
What's on your phone wallpaper?
My lock screen is my Kitten, Q. My homescreen is a picture of the sunset from Cadillac Mountain.
If you could commit any crime and get away with it what would you choose and why?
If you could be on a reality TV show, which one would you choose and why?
Already on one right now.. it's called Living In The Messed Up USA.... can't wait until we vote some off the island at the next tribal council..
What song or album could you listen to on repeat?
Pink Floyd 'Dark Side of the Moon' OR the Rolling Stones 'Exile on Main Street'. The whole album.
Some Poco...maybe some Dave Mason... (but We Just Disagree)... some Gordon Lightfoot
What cool feature would you add to your dream house?
A library/ nook thing but you have to go through a wardrobe to get in because narnia
I have a home theater! I love it when having guests over
Load More Replies...A large atrium - I would love to feel like I am outside regardless of the weather. Something with a firepit and a water feature. Lots of plants and comfy places to sit and read.
What is one thing we would never guess about you?
I am a hopeless romantic. If you knew me, you wouldn't guess it mosy likely.
Who is your favorite Disney character?
What’s your favorite thing about the place where you live?
If you could eliminate one food so no one could eat it ever again, what would you destroy?
The meat industry - so going forward in time no animals would be bred only to be killed for someone's dinner
I would eliminate nothing, so that no one ever had to go hungry again unless it was by their own choice
What is your most used emoji?
Who was your childhood actor/actress crush?
Pat Boone. I was devastated when I found out he was already married and had kids.
What did you name your first car?
"D**k Turpin" (after a car in the book :Good Omens) because it was always holding up traffic
If aliens landed on earth tomorrow and offered to take you home with them, would you go?
Depends on why they want me to come. I it were like Escape from Planet Earth i might for a little.
I'd be running to them yelling "Take me away!" before they could have a chance to offer anything.
What’s your favorite sandwich and why?
Don't you get eggy burps though? I do with both of them :D
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Sliced Liverwurst with spicy mustard and a slice of onion on a fresh bun.
Bacon but I haven't ate one in years as I became a pescatarian, the smell drives me insane :(
You’re going sail around the world. What’s the name of your boat?
What fictional family would you be a member of?
What is your favorite time of the day and why?
Coffee or tea?
What movie seen recently you would recommend and why?
All Quiet on the Western Front (2022). I watched the original 1930 version 1-2 years ago. Both versions are excellent in their own merits and told through different lenses.
If you had a time machine, would go back in time or into the future?
Go back in time. I would love to travel to the past in different parts of the world.
Just so it's a Delorean.... "If you're going to travel in time you might as well do it in style" - Doc Brown
What is your favorite dessert?
Are you a traveler or a homebody?
A little bit of both. I could easily stay home for days but I also love to travel to new places.
Home. I sometimes wish i weren't cuz when i think about it my life is pretty boring i i get a longing to do something new.
What languages do you know how to speak?
Finnish, English, a bit Japanese and gradually forgotting my Swedish skills
What’s your number one tip for combating distractions when working?
Keeping a loaded weapon in plain view... Helps speed up Zoom meetings too.. 😂
How do you stay productive and motivated?
Are you a good dancer?
30 years a Dance Instructor... I can still get down ! (Just getting back up again is getting harder 😄)
What fruit or vegetable would you most want to be?
If you could choose any person from history to be your imaginary friend, who would it be and why?
Joseph pilates ... Imaginary and real ... Because he lived for keeping humans bodies healthy and living life with zest .. all I want as well.. living and moving feeling good inside of our spirits and making our bodies so strong and healthy that we just keep getting better the longer we live ..
If you could go to Mars tomorrow, would you?
No way...having too much fun and good times right here .. life's just popping here and not bored at all unlike some others we know. Mars barsers
Would you rather be invisible or be able to fly?
It would depend on how fast I could fly, how far, and how much I could carry while flying. If I can only fly 5 miles per hour, it really wouldn't be useful. Likewise, if a small backpack would make it so I couldn't fly, it would eliminate any sort of flying for vacation or even to the grocery store. But if I could fly very far and very fast and with a full backpack - making vacations a real possibility, I would choose flying. Otherwise, invisible.
I'm already invisible.. my friends say they they can see right through me.... Flying would be good.. no more TSA body searches... but there would probably be a Karen out there insisting I fly her First Class... 😄
Do you play any sports?
Do you play any instruments?
What two things do you consider yourself to be very good at?
Does your current car have a name? What is it?
What was your least favorite food as a child? Do you still hate it or do you love it now?
What would be the most surprising scientific discovery imaginable?
I believe mastering fusion is the first step to unlimited energy. Technically second but we already have fission.
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Ivana Trump once detoured her flight over Mount Rushmore... She told Donald... There's still room.. 😄
What would your superpower be and why?
What breed of dog would you be?
What is your favorite musical instrument and why?
Violin because you can play dramatic music with it. I have for some reason been really into dramatic violin music lately.
Are you an early bird or night owl?
Well...aren't they both the same? If you're a night owl then isn't that the early bird?
What about showers? Do you prefer morning or night?
If you could be any animal in the world, what animal would you choose to be?
If you could be any supernatural creature, what would you be and why?
Would you rather give up your smartphone or your computer?
Would you rather be a superhero or the world’s best chef?
What was your favorite school subject?
What movie do you think everyone should watch?
What is your idea of fun?
Do you set New Years Resolutions? Do you keep them?
Yes! Every year my resolution is to keep my last resolution.... So far I am up to 1987 !
