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You know the deal with funny hypothetical questions, right? The ones based on supposition, and not facts, used to elicit opinions and beliefs about what-if scenarios or "if you had to choose" questions that just don't exist. This is probably why they are some of the most interesting questions ever, at least in our opinion. And if you agree, you’ll find this article thoroughly amusing.
Funny hypothetical questions work so well as conversation starters, whether you know the people you’re dishing them out to or not. However, be sure to read the room beforehand. Choose the exact right one out of the best hypothetical scenario questions anyone has ever thought of!
Check our top picks of good hypothetical questions to ask anyone at any time, and once you are done, give your vote for the best questions. Share this article with your friends as an indirect form of asking them funny hypothetical questions.
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#1
Hypothetical Questions To Break The Ice
If all of a sudden, all animals could talk, would you still eat meat?
Persephone hates Pomegranate 3 years ago
I need to eat meat to survive and not be hospalitzed, because of my low iron levels... so.
Tams21 3 years ago (edited)
Probably not but for me there's a wider question. If they can talk I presume they can think and understand things asked of them. Would I be an a****** for asking my dog to get a job, or at least to do some chores? I personally don't think it would be too much to ask for him to contribute something to rent and food.
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#2
Would you take something that removes your body's need for sleep if it was given to you?
OmBoyGanesh 3 years ago (edited)
If it specifically removed my body’s need for sleep, as in all systems would function as though I had slept, I think I would if there were no side effects, long or short. Edit:Siri doesn’t like plurality.
#3
If you had the chance, would you want to be pain-free for the rest of your life?
Amy S 3 years ago
I can imagine it would be quite dangerous to not feel pain, you wouldn't know if you were injured.
Ruby 3 years ago
I would still want some pain but reduced would be great. I feel like pain is nessisary to keep you humble, and remind you of your mortality. And also for safety reasons! I knew somebody with a medical condition that didn't let them feel pain and they died of complications of a burn wound bc they didn't realize they were in fire.
Rod McCabe 3 years ago
I'd like to gain the evolutionary trait of being able to naturally control moderate to serious pain; shut it off when we already know that something is wrong. Endorphins only do so much.
Benita Valdez 3 years ago
I'd die of shock if it was told I'd never feel pain again. I fantasize about one day pain free, never mind the rest of my life
Julia Mckinney 3 years ago
Pain-free meaning my body's in shape and no sudden health issues? Or, pain-free, meaning I could get hit by a bullet and not notice?
Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis 3 years ago
I would give this gift to my bf who suffers extreme chronic pain
#4
What animated world would you want to live in for a day?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
Id help coyote catch the roadrunner - then the poor guy could move on with his life and buy something decent from ACME..
Donny Bereznak 3 years ago
The world of Dr Seuss. I would love to see his contraptions and vehicles operate
#5
If you had a dollar every time you apologized for something you did, what thing you would do would make you the richest?
Persephone hates Pomegranate 3 years ago
Making jokes. I don't know why, but I always apologise whenever I make jokes, even if everybody else finds them funny.
Raccoon panda 3 years ago
Try and fail at the art of self respect, but slowly get better at it anyway.
What is Hypothetical Questioning?
Hypothetical questions are “What would you do” situations that haven’t happened, but you want to assume what would happen if they did. It’s like thinking about possibilities or scenarios that might happen in the future. Writers use hypothetical situations to craft a piece for the reader’s preferences. Others use funny hypothetical questions to start conversations on a date, to have a nice time in social gatherings, and sometimes even to have fun with family members.
#6
You can choose anyone in the world to become friends with, who would you choose?
Raccoon panda 3 years ago
Someone who’s always got something to teach me, and something to learn from me.
#7
If you could get away with a crime, what crime would you commit, and why?
Derek Skiba 3 years ago
Theft. I would be Robin Hood and give Jeff Bezos' money to people who need it
Persephone hates Pomegranate 3 years ago
Stealing food and distributing it equally to everybody in need.
Benita Valdez 3 years ago
Oh you won't get me that easy buddy. I'm not falling for this trick again. I'd never commit a crime. You hear me?
Rod McCabe 3 years ago
I would hit the billionaires & give a good portion of it away to nonhuman animal/planetary concerned groups.
#8
You can time travel. What one event would you like to go back and witness?
Benita Valdez 3 years ago
Any moment before 2020 where I could see my dad alive and happy again. If I can alter anything in my time travels then I'd stop covid from happening
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
id go back to the person who invented watches and be like nah instead of counting say almost food time or just after food time ..
Rod McCabe 3 years ago
The day (night) Ozzy choose Randy Rhoads while he was tuning/warming up to audition.
#9
You find a book and as you keep reading it, you discover it’s actually about your life. You get to the point where you are right now (reading the book), do you flip the page and keep reading or do you stop?
Pheebs 3 years ago
Yeah sounds like a great way to cringe. I hate books that make me cringe.
Load More Replies... Rod McCabe 3 years ago
I've done some crazy stuff so the past would be kool but I'd stop & not read ahead because I've already got some bad stuff thats going to go down & I just assume not know the outcome(s).
Benita Valdez 3 years ago
Well if I spent that much time reading it I might as well continue to see if it gets any good.
What Are Some Good Hypothetical Questions?
The best “what would you do questions” should tick the boxes in being:
- Provocative: It should spark curiosity or make people think deeply.
- Engaging: It should captivate the reader’s or listener’s imagination.
- Encouraging: It should encourage deep thinking and inspire different interpretations.
- Relatable: It should be real enough to be relatable but still an idea or a vision.
- Open-ended: It shouldn’t have a clear-cut answer, allowing for different discussions.
#10
Would you take a weekend job for 20k a year to be a human scarecrow and chase birds from fields?
Benita Valdez 3 years ago
How many hours each day? If it's a standard 8 with breaks then sure.
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
no but for 20 k I could go around in a bird suit and poop on peoples cars ...
Robert B 3 years ago
I threatened a coworker with that exact scenario once.
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If you were able to throw a party and money wasn’t an issue, what kind of party would you throw?
FABULOUS1 3 years ago
It would be the BEST 80s party. I would have a hologram of all my favorite dead singers. George Michaels, Michael Jackson, etc and I would pay to have the ones that were still alive to perform.
Dmitri Johnson 3 years ago
a party where we stay up late eating candy and watching horror movies all night
Raccoon panda 3 years ago (edited)
A let’s-fix-the-world Christmas party, where we solve all the world’s problems in celebratory fashion. Thanks to an endless catering budget, we can provide loads of food to starving people, and thanks to a massive entertainment budget, we can distract people from carrying out wars like they did during the Christmas truce, and due to an endless gift budget, we can gift all the resources a person in poverty could need, from medical care to adoption to housing to pregnancy resources. Then we’d all sit down to a lovely church service and count our blessings.
#12
If you had a clone of yourself, what would you want it to do?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
whatever it wanted .. why would I clone myself and give it rules ?? I am not that cruel a person.
Benita Valdez 3 years ago
All my home and caregiver responsibilities so I can work full-time and get a break once in a while
Hopefulhippo 3 years ago
I would finally get a sister, and a pretty good sister if I might say so
#13
What would you do if you were given the chance to go into outer space?
#14
What would you teach if you had no choice but to teach?
Julia Mckinney 3 years ago
History and the ability to look critically at the stories behind history, not just the glossy facade I grew up learning about. Being told the Civil War was about states rights and not slavery for instance.
#15
Thought-Provoking Hypothetical Questions With A Humorous Twist
Would you visit Jurassic Park if it was real?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
No,.. we already have ancient animals we neglect why go see more being caged ??
What Are Deep Hypothetical Questions to Ask a Guy?
When getting to know someone, it’s great to ask hypothetical questions in dating that can lead to interesting and meaningful conversations. Funny ones are the best to help you understand his sense of humor. Now, we’ve listed 147 crazy “what if” questions to keep an entire relationship alive for years (beyond dating). But if you want to know the qualities of a good hypothetical question for a guy, we’ve listed them, too.
Generally, here’s what makes a hypothetical question for a guy a good one:
1. Relevance to His Interests
Ask specific hypothetical questions about his hobbies or interests. This shows you’re attentive and interested in what he likes. For example, if he’s into a particular sport, ask him what else he would do if that sport didn’t exist.
2. Open-ended and Non-Threatening
The question should invite him to share his thoughts without feeling pressured or judged to give you just the answers you want to hear from him. For example, who would you be if you could date any celebrity?
3. Shows Values and Priorities
A good hypothetical situation can reveal what he finds important in life. For example, who would you choose if you had to choose between spending more time with your best friend or partner?
4. Promotes Storytelling
Ideally, your question should lead to him sharing personal experiences. For example, what would you do if you went on a date with someone and your date was nothing like you imagined them to be?
5. Respect Boundaries
Avoid questions on overly personal topics, especially in the early stages of dating.
For example, if he’s into travel, you could ask something like, “If you could instantly teleport to any place in the world right now, where would you go and why?”
Remember, the aim is to foster engaging conversations and learn more about each other in a fun way!
#16
If hide and seek were a major sport in the Olympics, what would it be like?
Curly potato 3 years ago
I think it's always such a shame when someone leaves a really witty comment, but it's on a post that hardly anyone would read, so it doesn't get the attention it deserves. Well, Buren I think that's hilarious and deserves way more than 2 upvotes, but just take this as a compliment instead :)
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#17
What if humans were twice as intelligent?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
we would have blown up the world by now with our awesome ability to make solutions to problems we don't have.
Dmitri Johnson 3 years ago
we would not have antivakers and antimasker and all thoes other stupid pepol like that vegan techer
Rod McCabe 3 years ago
The planet & ALL its inhabitants would be in even worse shape (yes, its possible & probable anyway).
#18
If anyone killed your pet, what’s the first thing you would do?
Benita Valdez 3 years ago
Neither am I, but I'd try to become him. No body hurts my babies
Load More Replies... Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
IF ... a big IF .. if I caught someone trying to end my pet, I would get censored heavily by BP on my ability to describe the motions of events that would unfold.
Persephone hates Pomegranate 3 years ago
Hurt them back. You get what you get and you don't through a fit.
Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis 3 years ago
Find out what they love, take it and make them think I did what they did, but then just give it back letting them know I would never be that shitty
Dmitri Johnson 3 years ago
i would slowly make them go isnae by doing small things but not let them know i am donig it so they get more and more parinoed and then i expose there search history on the internet and let the internet do the rest
#19
If you were a famous person, how would you handle it?
Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis 3 years ago
Trying to work with my favorite celebrities hoping to befriend them
Rod McCabe 3 years ago
Try to remember from whence I hailed & try to hold on to a shred of my original humanity.
#20
Would you live your life differently if you knew no one would judge you no matter what you did?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
I feel like I would judge myself differently if not even judges judged me.
What Are Hypothetical Questions to Ask Coworkers?
Hypothetical questions to ask your coworkers can be a great way to build a positive vibe in the office. Here’s why funny hypothetical questions might benefit your professional relationships:
1. Inspire Creativity
Hypothetical questions encourage thinking outside the box. This can lead to innovative solutions and other new perspectives on work-related challenges.
2. Better Interactivity
They can help you connect with your coworkers more personally and encourage you to share your values or past experiences.
3. Enhanced Communication Skills
Hypothetical questions encourage effective communication. Responding to hypothetical questions requires clear expression and articulation of thoughts.
4. More Positive Work Environment
It adds fun and engagement to the workplace. It can break up routine conversations.
5. Uplifted Mood
Engaging in imaginative scenarios can be enjoyable and uplifting. It can provide a mental break and improve overall morale.
However, it’s important to ask only questions considered appropriate in your specific workplace culture. Some workplaces may be more receptive to this kind of interaction than others.
#21
What would you do if you were walking in the forest and saw a wolf?
#22
Would you wish to travel to the future and be present at your own funeral?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
hahahaha i am already going to be there hahahahaha why would I show up twice ??
Benita Valdez 3 years ago
Well if someone will actually take my ashes and toss them over Victoria Falls then yes. That may be my only opportunity to see them
#23
You’ve gone missing and your family and friends discover that you’ve joined a cult. What type of cult is it?
Pheebs 3 years ago
I started my own years ago when I got sick of particularly nutty religious people harassing me - one guy claimed to be the messiah reborn and liked to corner women in the store. Apparently if we slept with him we were guaranteed our place in heaven. We worshipped Kingyo-kami (goldfish god), and handed out jelly bracelets to our converts. Myself and two others at work who were also sick of being harassed wore arms full of bracelets and occasionally “converted” someone in front of the crazy people. We sacrificed vegetables in the name of our god.
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
am already in a cult .. its a cult of one person and am not allowed to talk about it.
Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis 3 years ago
In the name of the Post, the Malone, and the holy Austin, amen
#24
How would the world be different if advertising didn’t exist?
#25
What amusement park do you wish existed?
Buren 3 years ago
Amusement park with dumb people who would be amused by any conspiracy theories against proven science.
Benita Valdez 3 years ago
So USA World? I mean we're basically like that now
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If you had to suffer through a massive natural disaster but could choose which disaster to face, which would you choose?
Lene 3 years ago
I always wanted to try snowing in. As in not being able to look out the windows due to snow. We'd get outside via the roof and we'd make the biggest snowmen, my daughters, my bf and I. We'd have a blast with warm blankets, hot cocoa and reading books. I'm super naïve about this but... this is what I'd rather do. We'd probably freeze half to death. Lol
#27
What would you do if money didn’t matter?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
worry about fixing the water so it's drinkable and then all the pollution we can't fix.
#28
Would you go three months without shaving, brushing your teeth, or using deodorant for $55,000?
#29
How would the world be different if everyone were incapable of lying?
Rod McCabe 3 years ago
ALL truths would be what reality is. Reality is a b***h. Everything would be known about how someone really feels about you. It lends itself to things such as "I really do love you" or "Those three parts were all bad on your brand new car". I just pulled in to refuel! Doctors would probably have a tough time as well. I mean "We're doing everything we can" sounds better than "He'll be dead within the day" Eh?
#30
If you weren’t related to your brothers and sisters, would you still be friends with them?
Rod McCabe 3 years ago
In deference to the earlier post. I would be friends with one or two of them for $1M.
#31
What would the world be like if babies were born knowing about everything we already know as adults?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
who said they don't ?? .. there is a reason why they cry and dribble all the time.
Robert B 3 years ago
I, as a cheap knock off adult, do indeed want to cry and dribble often.
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How would the world change if animals could talk?
Lene 3 years ago
Exactly! I am the only one I know that find rhem pretty creepy. I am sure if they could talk I would not be alone with not liking them!
Load More Replies... Rod McCabe 3 years ago
We would probably have known that the atmosphere is corrupt sooner for they might have known sooner. Afterall they live in it.
Marek Čtrnáct 3 years ago
Since there would be much less difference between humans and other animals, cannibalism would be more socially acceptable.
#33
If your tears could cure cancer in one person, what would you do?
#34
What would you do if you were suddenly given world-class hacking knowledge and ability?
Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis 3 years ago
Put a lot of money on my account from people who don't deserve to be rich
Rod McCabe 3 years ago
Take money from the rich & give a good portion of it to nonhuman animal/environmental groups.
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
i would hack into the toaster app and set everyone's toaster level to almost burnt
Dmitri Johnson 3 years ago
i want to play mario crossover but the website that hase it is blocked
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If androids were a thing, how do you think people would treat them?
Rod McCabe 3 years ago
It depends. If they were of the "learning" type they would get sick of human's s**t, like, yesterday. If they were of the "dumb" type, they wouldn't care how they were treated. They are used in many factories around the world and don't seem to complain (except in cases of software or hardware compromise).
Marek Čtrnáct 3 years ago
Let's see... They would be basically slaves... How did we treat those again?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
am assuming you mean robots and not phones .. - probably like humans .. there would be a crisis on android neglect.
#36
If 2020 was a movie, what would be the title be?
#37
What would you do if you were the ruler of a country for a day?
Benita Valdez 3 years ago
Convict and jail all the crooked politicians and big business jackoffs then give all their money and assest to all the people who dont have a livable wage. Id also set strict gun laws and set up a universal Healthcare and eliminate private owned insurance companies. And restructure the government so it's an actual democracy; eliminate electoral college nonsense too. Actually, I'll just declare myself Supreme Overloard so I can do all this and more and noone can stop me
Marek Čtrnáct 3 years ago
I would form a triumvirate with the protractor of the country and compass of the country.
#38
What would you do if you were suddenly poor and homeless?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
Suddenly >?? hahahahaha you mean what would I do if I suddenly understood my financial position ??
#39
What would you ask your future self in the year 2050 if you could just ask one question?
#40
Lighthearted Hypothetical Questions For Everyday Fun
What would you sell your soul for if you could really sell it to the devil?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
an old shoe and half a peanut? he wouldn't want it and try to give it back anyways
#41
If you could live in anyone’s head for an hour, who would you choose and why?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
arrrghhh .. I cant even handle living in my own head let alone anyone else's.
Rod McCabe 3 years ago
Donald Trumps. I want to know true emptiness. Cobwebs everywhere (if the spiders could even stand him).
#42
What would be your dream last meal? What's on the dinner menu this time?
Dmitri Johnson 3 years ago
get a blender put in choclet,mint choclet chip,rocky road,cookie dough,and pentputter cup ice cream blend it,add some choclet lava cake and choclet syrup blend it agin,add penut butter netulea marshmallow fluff snickers resses hershes and hersheys kisses kitkats and a bunch of other choclet candy bars,some chippie cookies and oreos,milk and blend t all toghter and then make it a milk shake that would be my dream last meal
#43
Would you dare to give up true love for a million dollars?
Rod McCabe 3 years ago
I used to be a young man and would have said its a bad bet because "true love" is priceless. I'm 54 now and I know its all a sham. I'd take the money.
#44
You can spend a day as the opposite sex. What do you get up to?
Rod McCabe 3 years ago
Experience ALL of the feelings of the opposite sex that I could. I know where to start.
Pheebs 3 years ago
I’d enjoy doing my job without having to prove I’m able to do it to every freaking person I interact with - because having been in the field for 15 years doesn’t already show that I can. Or, less depressing, enjoy being able to get up and just have a quick shower and comb my hair to be ready for the day. Nothing special with the hair, no bras, no makeup, and no commentary because I didn’t do anything special with my appearance other than be clean and tidy.
Benita Valdez 3 years ago
Shenanigans. Definitely need ro be in a place with snow so I can write my name while peeing
#45
You’re outside a bank when a robber runs outside. He passes you $10,000 to keep quiet. You’re guaranteed no repercussions. Would you keep it?
Rod McCabe 3 years ago
If "no repercussions" is in good faith, I wouldn't have a qualm accepting his gift.
#46
If you found a friendly alien in the woods, what would you do?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
ride them around in the basket that's in front of my pushbike ... prolly call them E.T ..
#47
If a movie was made about your life, what situation would be the climax of it?
#48
If you had to invent a new flavor of ice cream – one that doesn’t exist – what would it be?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
one that tastes like chicken so people can say yes icecream tastes like chicken,
#49
If you could pick a sixth sense to have, which one would it be?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
we have way way way more sense than 6 ... But my favourite one is humour although I rarely use it.
#50
If every person would have a conspiracy theory made about them, what would be yours?
#51
Outrageous Hypothetical Questions You’ve Never Considered
If you had to put all your money into a single asset, which one would you choose?
#52
If you were elected president of the United States, what would you do your first day in office?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
Get everyone to paint the white house... white was so last century ..
#53
Who would you choose if the world was ending tomorrow and you had just one person you could choose to be with?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
the silly clown who was ending the world and start a very long long story they had to stop and listen to.
#54
What fashion trend would you start if you were a fashion icon?
Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis 3 years ago
Merchandise in decent quality that is not ridiculously overpriced
#55
What invention would you undo?
#56
Would you choose to become more knowledgeable if it meant you were largely unhappier?
Rod McCabe 3 years ago
I am the embodiment of that statement. Knowledge can be taken quite harshly because knowledge is knowing more than pretty stuff, its also about things like that we've messed up the atmosphere and environment of an ENTIRE PLANET. If you were oblivious, life would be less worrisome, anxiety ridden, & theres no question that depression would be less worldwide. Knowledge has a very bad effect of being damaging.
#57
If you could design a planet, what would your perfect planet look like?
#58
If you were offered $50,000 to dance for 2 minutes with no music in front of a stadium full of people, would you do it? What type of dancing would you do?
Deborah Harris2 3 years ago
Yep, the old Gothic stand still and shake your shoulders slowly dance
Pheebs 3 years ago
Sure - it’s called the crazy white girl. I bet I could manage a weird mix of ballet, Latin, and booty, with some random moves that probably look more like a seizure than actual dance moves. I have at least 3 songs playing in my head at any given time, so it could get strange real. Or maybe I’d just do the chicken dance for the whole 2 minutes.
Benita Valdez 3 years ago
Yup. You'll get some cabbage patch, a healthy dose of funky chicken and a funny little shimmy
#59
If you could body swap with any person for 24 hours, who would you choose?
#60
If you were tasked with redesigning your country’s flag, how would you change it?
iEatStyrofoam 3 years ago
some variation of the gay pride flag, i live in america so that would be funny
Pheebs 3 years ago
Hmm. All them stripes make it easier. Maybe give the stars a bit more pizzazz and glam.
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Quick And Silly Hypothetical Questions To Spark Laughter
If your life was made into a movie which actor would play you?
Rod McCabe 3 years ago
Jack Lemmon (deceased) because hes plays everyday guys who get down & sometimes he breaks. Thats reality.
#62
If aliens took over and humans were put into zoos, what would you want in your zoo enclosure?
Lene 3 years ago
Books, notebooks, pens, a computer and a printer with paper and ink. Hmm.... I would want a rowing machine as well because... well, I like them even though I suck at them. Lol. I would need to be able to write letters to my friends and keeping a bullet journal and to write my book to eventually be published.
Rod McCabe 3 years ago
Music, music, music... and books (non-fiction). Oh yeah & my musical instruments (guitar, keys, etc).
#63
If you could get every country and every person in the world to work on one project or goal, what would it be?
Rod McCabe 3 years ago
If it wasn't too late, it would have been good if everyone cared about the damn planet. Its our home for gosh sakes.
#64
What would you do if you wake up and see yourself in wonderland?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
start a foundation for Alice in Wonderland syndrome (Todd's syndrome)
#65
If you had to be renamed after one of the planets in the solar system, which would you pick?
#66
What would you do if you found out that you were adopted?
iEatStyrofoam 3 years ago
continue my normal life but not have to go to family reunions with my cousins
#67
If you could be one age forever, what age would you choose?
Rod McCabe 3 years ago
14/15 after putting down trombone in which I was classically trained and picked up guitar (thanks to Randy Rhoads).
The Doom Song 3 years ago
27. Old enough to know a thing or two about life works but still young enough that I can stay up past 10pm
Benita Valdez 3 years ago
24 because 25 was when all my medical issues hit so I'd actually be able to sleep and not be in chronic pain
#68
What would you do if you bumped into Harry Styles on the street?
#69
What two animals would you like to switch the sounds they make?
Pheebs 3 years ago
I swear my cat already sounds like an elephant some days.
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If you could eliminate one thing from your daily schedule, what would it be and why?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
procrastination. because .. oh look a bird .. starts thinking about birds*
#71
Deep Yet Funny Hypothetical Questions To Get You Thinking
What would you do if you found out you could stop time?
#72
What would you do if you were swimming and lost your bathing suit?
#73
What would you do if you had two weeks free to do anything you wanted?
#74
If you were abducted by aliens, would you tell anybody?
#75
What would be the mission and who would be the members of your secret society if you could start one?
Rod McCabe 3 years ago
I can't say (or I'd have to kill you & all reading this) but I can tell you that if religion is ever brought up the person who brought it up would have to wear the D-U-N-C-E hat & stand in the corner.
#76
What would you say if the world is actually listening?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
ultra super rich people being so rich is the reason why poor people are so horrifically poor ..
#77
What would you do in the evolution of the human body if you could?
Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis 3 years ago
To be able to sleep whenever you want and store exess sleep if you need to stay awake for a long time later
#78
Which company would you choose if you could be the CEO of any company?
Rod McCabe 3 years ago
Elon Musk. I would stop the testing of monkeys on the quest for a brain-machine interface. I would rid the world of the c**p called Tesla (fair idea, bad implementation). I would then spend money to rid the world of the detestable batteries the cars use & spend more on nonhuman animal/environmental groups.
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
A super secret company that not many people knew existed that controlled all the companies in the world.
#79
Would you leave your name and address if your car bumped with another car and no one witnessed it?
Rod McCabe 3 years ago
Depends on my mood, insurance, & bank account. Those are real world things that matter so realistically I can't be moral on this one. I doubt the other people would have left a note if nobody knew.
#80
Which of your friends would you choose as your sidekick if you were a superhero?
#81
What would your name be if you were a celebrity for a day?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
I wouldn't have a name ., I would just be a sound like arrrghhhh or meeehh
#82
What would the sign on your door say if you were a consultant?
#83
Would you want to know if it turned out you were in a coma and your whole life had been a dream?
Rod McCabe 3 years ago
If my whole life were a dream how would I know that I was really in a coma?
#84
Who would you call on the phone if you were about to be killed and could only say goodbye to one person? And what would you say to him or her?
#85
If you could know the truth behind any secret or mystery, which would it be?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
How to make a time machine .... no no wait * sings * who stole the cookie from the cookie jar ??
#86
Who would you most like to haunt you?
#87
What fantasy creature would you like to bring to life?
#88
If you were invisible for a day. Where would you go?
Rod McCabe 3 years ago (edited)
Into a forest because, for once, I will witness it as it was before I showed. The wildlife will not completely take off because a human is there. I would, of course, take precautions about smell.
#89
What product would you stockpile if you discovered they were going to stop selling?
#90
You have the task to get the cashier to give you a weird look. What three things would you buy at a grocery store?
Raccoon panda 3 years ago (edited)
Book on instilling obedience in children, several bulletproof uniforms, and 1000 roadrunner eggs.
#91
If human beings were born with an item, which one would be yours?
#92
If you could be famous for any reason, what reason would you like it to be?
#93
If aliens promised to take you on a tour around the whole Universe but you could never come back again to Earth, would you go?
#94
If you could own any social media platform, which one would it be and what would you change about it?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
the one who on the other side of the red phone .. and just call everyone be like yeah we wont be pushing the big red button today ks ..
#95
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If happiness has a flavor, what would it taste like?
#96
If your brain was a room, what would it look like inside?
Rod McCabe 3 years ago
Nicely groomed, clean, neat, proper, library or bedroom (depends on mood).
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
when you look at a mirror through a mirror and it goes on and on an on ..
#97
You have to go back to medieval times and you can only take one object from our times. What object would it be?
#98
If you could time-travel and meet your parents before you were born, what would you say to them?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
spend more time with your grandparents because you will be quizzed about them.
Dmitri Johnson 3 years ago
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#99
What would you do if you could make one illegal thing legal and one legal thing illegal?
Pheebs 3 years ago
Hmm. Being poor would be illegal, but you’d have to make it so people were kept from being poor or the rich and petty wouldn’t punish the poor more than they already do.
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#100
If you were a farmer, and you learned the animals were plotting against you, how would you gain their trust? Which animals would you appeal to first?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
probably evict the pigs. I read animal farm. Boxer the horse for sure !!
Rod McCabe 3 years ago
We need to keep the pigs. Well just have to win over one of the eldest, most respected (think Jim Jones & Donald Trump - Svengalli effect). So I'd go to them first (plus they've shown consistently that they're smarter than dogs). The horses, of course, to have some muscle. And, maybe, as an aside, the birds because they could get the word out "We're takin' ova:".
#101
How long do you think you’d survive if shipments of food stopped entirely?
Soni Borah 3 years ago
I once didn't eat for 6 days when I was battling depression. So I guess 7 days.
#102
If you owned a bar or a coffee shop, what would you name it, and how would you make it different from the competition?
Rod McCabe 3 years ago
Coffee & tea. Id call it "Beans & Leaves". The difference would be no so much upselling. I don't need my coffee cup to indicate where I got my coffee & every one else knows as well so...
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
id call it old folks I am gonna pop into the old folks - id be different because it would be like the old days no gimmick - you go to a bar to drink.
#103
If you could be reborn in any country as any gender or race, what would you choose?
#104
What weird thing would you normalize if you could?
#105
What would you do if you were told you could never leave your house?
Rod McCabe 3 years ago
I'm currently not involved and that would preclude such so I'm alone... you do the math...
#106
If you could designate a new holiday, what holiday would you create and what month would it appear on the calendar?
#107
If you were head of product development at a major fast food chain, what food abomination would you create?
#108
What would be the most interesting or exciting thing to make a floor in a house out of?
Asriel Triforce 3 years ago
Lego blocks. AHAHAHAHAHA Just kidding I think it would be screens maybe
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
my family photos then washing the floor would be a trip down memory lane.
#109
If you could control your dreams, what would you dream about?
#110
Your superpower is that you can give phobias to people, what fun and interesting things would you make people afraid of?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
politicians are afraid of microphones. influencers afraid to take selfies with filters, warlords afraid of people in uniform CEOS afraid of their own egos .. see where am going with this?? ??
#111
If you could change what people say after someone sneezes, what would be the funniest thing for people to say?
Asriel Triforce 3 years ago
Wait but would that create an endless cycle of sneezing or would it just be two sneezes and it's over
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What would be the cutest non-conventional military unit that would still function as an effective fighting unit?
#113
If you could accomplish simple tasks while sleeping and still get a good night’s sleep, what would you want your body to do while you were sleeping?
Marek Čtrnáct 3 years ago
There was JUST a Rick and Morty episode with this exact premise. It dudn't
#114
If all animals became as intelligent as humans and were miraculously able to speak, what jobs would be well suited to which animals?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
poor guys they speak for one day and already we put them in the work force.. humans are not cool no wonder animals don't speak.
#115
What would you do if love is something you buy from the market?
#116
What would you do someone finds out your biggest secret?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
Ask them what it is and then laugh that they think that is a secret.
#117
What would you do if you weren’t afraid?
#118
What would you do if you saw a unicorn in a rarely explored forest?
#119
What would you do if you got too drunk and cheated on your partner?
#120
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If you were on death row but could choose any way to be executed as long as you died within a couple of days, how would you want to die?
#121
If you could have complete knowledge of any five things, what would you want to know?
Deborah Harris2 3 years ago
The meaning of life, Why Dolphins don't rule the World, Where the nearest planet is that is similar to Earth, How to cure cancer, and how to speak the language of all living creatures
#122
What animal would be the cutest if it was the size of a chihuahua?
#123
If you were to pick one luxury item that you can never sell, what would you pick?
#124
Do you think humans would win a war against aliens?
#125
What would you do if you weren’t allowed anymore to make your own decisions and had to choose a person to make them for you? What person would you choose?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
this should be who is your next of kin .. that's the point of why they ask that question.
#126
If you could domesticate one wild animal, which animal would you choose?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
I wouldn't want to. animals are cool without humans messing them up.
#127
If reincarnation was real, what would you want to come back as?
#128
What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with a stranger who has extreme claustrophobia?
#129
If someone offered you 1000 dollars every time they punched you in the face, how many times would you want to be hit?
#130
If you could speak to one person from history, who would it be, and what would you want to tell or ask them?
Pheebs 3 years ago
I’d probably want to gather about 5 generations from a specific time period in my dad’s family line together and ask them why tf they all named their kids the same damn thing. Literally 5+ generations of the same 10 names being used over and over by every flipping kid who then has their own kids. Do you know how hard it is to trace your family when the names repeat? At one point there was something like 6 Henry’s, 10 Williams, 4 Betty’s, a bunch of Roberts…
Deborah Harris2 3 years ago
My Nan and say sorry I didn't visit her the day before she passed away.
Rod McCabe 3 years ago
Carl Sagan. I say, "we didn't listen to you about the greenhouse effect, now we've f****d up the entire planet... "
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
one of my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandparents and be like " so tell me about yourself "
#131
If the world would die tomorrow, but you could sacrifice yourself to save it, would you do it?
Rod McCabe 3 years ago
What do you mean by world? If humans would end, I'd jump wholeheartedly. If it meant that other living creatures were going to be negatively affected by my actions, I would not jump.
#132
You have the option to bring one extinct animal back from the dead. Which would you choose and why?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
the bird that laid the egg that turned into a chicken. Because we could have something new to argue over ..
#133
If you could remove one company from the world, which one would you choose?
#134
How would you handle a situation at work where you were asked to execute a task that went against your morals?
#135
What would you do if you made a strong recommendation in a meeting, but your coworkers disagreed?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
ok so its another regular work week. put it in writing and label my points and have the mega boss make out it was their idea.
#136
Do you believe that if all land was connected, the world would be a better place?
#137
What car would you turn into if you were a transformer?
#138
How would you handle it if your friend resisted a new idea or policy you introduced?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
not be shocked .. they are my friends because they think all by themselves. - but would ask why ??
#139
If you could learn any skill you want in the world without trying, which one would you pick?
#140
Clever Hypothetical Questions That Lead To Unexpected Answers
What dog breed would you be if you become one?
Benita Valdez 3 years ago
The Chinese Crested that won world's ugliest dog. But if I could choose then it would be a toss-up between corgi, husky, chow, malamut, australian sheepdog, collie and coonhound
#141
What would I learn about you if I had the opportunity to speak with someone who disliked you?
#142
Do you think you'd be able to pull a sock out of your mouth without using your hands or feet?
#143
Who would you want as a mentor if you had the opportunity, and why?
#144
Who would play the lead role in your life if it were a sitcom?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
some poor underpaid actor who gets type cast from then on as people like me...
#145
What questions would you ask if you were the interviewer instead of the interviewee of a certain company?
#146
You can go back in time and uninvent something. What invention would you erase from history?
Rod McCabe 3 years ago
You can't do that. Its a time paradox. If you go back in time and fix a problem, for example, then why & how are you there? If I erase an invention from history how & why am I there?
#147
If every time you entered a room, you had entrance music. What would be the song?
#148
If your girlfriend was a florist and chocolate didn’t exist, what would you buy her to say you’re sorry?
#149
If you could teach your pet a phrase? What would you want it to say?
#150
If you had to live in a TV show for one week, which show would you choose?
#151
You’re the sixth member of the spice girls, what is your spice handle?
#152
If you could be a fly on the wall of any restricted place, what would that place be?
#153
If you could bring back any cancelled TV show, what would it be?
#154
If you had the power to turn an unhealthy food or drink into healthy, which one would you pick?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
Water. bring back the days you could drink it straight from a river.
#155
If your life had its own national anthem, what would it be?
#156
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Would you give up your first-world perks of living in a third-world country if you knew you’d be happy?
#157
If you were an animated character, which would you be and why?
#158
If you could start this year all over again, what would you do differently?
#159
If you could choose anyone you wanted to add to the family, who would you want to be a member and why?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
I do - always adding new Aunties, uncles, brothers, sisters and cuz's
#160
If there was one animal you could choose to talk to, which one would you want?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
I can talk to any animal I want to - the problem is they are not so clear at replying to me.
#161
What genre of film best describes your current status in life?
#162
If you were required by law to get a full body tattoo, what would you get tattooed over your entire body?
#163
What futuristic thing from a sci-fi movie or book do you really wish existed right now?
#164
If you had to get a tail, what tail would you want and what would you use it for?
Raccoon panda 3 years ago
Something long and very fluffy. Like a squirrel, raccoon, coyote, or fox. So I can use it to cheer people up by letting them feel the fur when they want to ease some stress. No pulling, though!
#165
How would you change how you acted if you knew 100% that the world was a simulation?
#166
What would you do if there were no weekends?
#167
What would you do if your worst enemy becomes the boss in your place of work?
#168
What would you do if your friend steals from you?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
stop calling them my friend. friends know they do not need to steal from me.
#169
Which mask would you like if you had to wear one for the rest of your life?
#170
What would you do if a time traveller told you that you will become president ten years from now?
#171
You are doomed to be haunted by a ghost for the rest of your life. However, you can choose which dead person the ghost is. Who would you choose as your ghost?
Lene 3 years ago
My granddad who died when I was 5. I loved him so much and I know he loved me as well. Even though I have cousins I know that I was very special to him and I have such wonderful memories with him. I would want him to haunt me so we could have new memories together and he could meet my girls and get to know them. I am sure they would love each other very very much. 😊
#172
If you had to replace shaking hands with a new greeting instead of shaking hands what it would be?
Mr Jumbarrawa 3 years ago
fav dance move of a person's choice. would make a board room more interesting.
#173
If you could be famous on one social media platform, what would you pick?
#174
You can choose one celebrity to kiss, one to marry, and one to kill. Who are they?
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