Humorous One-Panel Comics By Jules Burton Suits (40 Pics)

Rules were made to be broken.

I can't tell you how many nights I slept in some uncomfortable position because I didn't want to disturb the animals lying on me and beside me.

Facts. I’ve had to pee for hours.

Oh it's written. It's the little-known 11th Commandment

Oh please. Can't send my wife out for groceries without at least three frantic phone calls from the store, and she still messes it up.

Mine too! He comes back from the store and starts putting away the piles of groceries that he bought. Me: "Where are the tortillas?" Him: "I forgot. You know I'm bad at following grocery lists." Me: "Dude! That was literally the only thing on the list!" Haha!

Or wife except they just don't care.

Some husbands.

Why don't you accompany me instead of giving me a list of things I have no idea

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Really?!? Sexist much? Maybe find someone who cares enough to get it right? Or maybe the demands are just to high? Or could it possibly be.. Human error?? No silly.. men are supposed to be perfect for their wives, or fit some unrealistic mold.. man should just be there to work for you, and for you to berate as an ungrateful wife. We all need someone else to blame eh? Tiffany, you need to change your standards. The implication that you know this outcome is the normal case, and yet still are likely to ask and get upset when the male doesn't perform for you. Gross.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? There’s great food, but no atmosphere. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. How many apples grow on a tree? All of them. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

I hear that's a great cemetery down the street. People are just dying to get in.

how many apples grow on trees? all of them!

Why did the mushroom cross the road? Because he was a fun-gi!

Bigger mouse, more food. Smaller mouse, more skill and agility.

You can change your password, it's not carved in stone.

Wait what? U can SEE the poop from a fly? I always looked 4 it wondering why u could never see any left behind or any of that supposed barf they leave as soon as they land on something. I wanted 2 see it so id know where they landed in my house so I could disinfect anything they touched. I'm a bit of a germaphobe

I've never been so grateful to be near-sighted as to after reading the "poop dot" comment

The parents explode when the sheet is lifted.

The picture is more realistic.

Those are usually held back until after this particular reveal.

Its not a reveal til someone or something is damaged by an explosion, I always say.