“Welcome to the Alpha Zone”: 40 Absurdly Masculine Takes That Are So Bad, They Had To Be Shamed On This Twitter Page (New Posts)

I believe the thing here is that women and men are equally not allowed to do activities with opposite sex people that is not family. It's a rule for both, not just a woman. So the dude is being a sexist idiot.

Sometimes I struggle to believe some people exist

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

This one makes me specially angry xD

2.5 Billion Asian men feeling sad and inadequate. lol /s

WoW none of those women are even ugly!! They just chose sh*tty photos...

I really hate when fat men rag on women about their weight

Nature is clear Eric - stupid men who say stupid things make themselves less attractive to women. This prevents them from breeding and spreading their stupidity down through the ages. It's a wonderful thing.

Why would we want breast milk ice cream? Also why is being obsessed with cows a good thing? Weird post!

Lol where did they even take this from?

It's fun to imagine them stroking out if they knew I held her purse and other clothes while she tried stuff on. One time I accidentally touched a wrapped tampon and it almost made my penis fall off but then I drank a beer, ate a rare steak and screamed the name of my favorite team and I felt a bit better. /s

I like my people, we talk about Disney, gardening, and World of Warcraft, and all have active men within those groups

If her V sucks you in like the vacuum at a self serve car wash then head for the airlock because the aliens have made it onto your ship.

LOL. Yeah that's why. I am so intimidated by orange skin and a balding head.

demanding it like that, they must be glad the women only yell back and dont put that microphone stand in a place where the sun doesnt shine.

I ... I just. Hmm. Telling a guy to sit while peeing is like being part of the Nazi regime? I ... just ... no.

Yes hitler started his rampage after years of putting up with toilet seat toddler pee training sessions 🤦‍♀️ mousolini, also never got over peeing on the toilet seat and having his mum correct him and let the world know. Now, you’ve seen Putin? You don’t wanna know how many pees started his decent into madness -

Isn't using a knife and fork, brushing your teeth, bathing daily and wiping your bum already social engineering? All of which is really good for us.

Maybe men should clean their own bathrooms

How fragile does your masculinity have to be if the simple act of sitting threatens it?

Does pee then get under the toilet seat then?

Women: Please don’t literally urinate everywhere. Men: This is Nazi ideology.

Potty training…..potty training to sit down…..NAZISM. Ok, I see how we got there.

You realize most of Europe does this and has cleaner toilets as a result????

I know a guy that confided self-consciously that due to a medical issue he has to "pee like a girl". Not "sit down to pee" but "pee like a girl". It took a moment for my brain to process that. (yes, he's quite sexist although I don't believe he understands that)

Well, with context both of these statements are ridiculous

Women want to do this because most men can't bother to lift the toilet seat and aim.

I'd sit but the water's too cold when the tip hits the water (Joke stolen shamelessly from my dad. I have naught but a spiritual dingus.)

Funny how women’s toilets are always covered in p**s cause a lot of women seem to think it’s okay to hover over the toilet seat, how about we potty train everyone from scratch

Any male who thinks not peeing on the seat/floor/anywhere it shouldn’t be going is likened to naziism maybe should brush up on their history, and learn to clean up their own pee.

Women hover and can't aim, so this argument is pointless. Just wipe the damn seat off!

lol

The men I know that sit have cleaned a bathroom before.

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I think I studied wrong history or he did!

Wow, so mad over public toilets not smelling like stale p**s

Omg women unite and lock Samira in a classroom somewhere, she obviously needs more of an education

Do they have this kind of chart for women too or are women more like prey and have no personality (let alone hierarchy). This chart is ridiculous, I'm just curious.

Those kids are going to run away from that house asap

Pro tip: Shove that carrot right up your a..s so it can work it's magic slowly and naturally all day long.

No thank you...

The numbers halving is a very good thing. Sounds like this guy peaked in high school.

It's almost like the boss is paying them to do a job, how weird!

I think the guy made progress

Ball tanning... like seriously... wtf...

Who's going to tell them The Matrix was made by a couple of bad-a*s trans women?

uhhhhhhhh this is why we need sex ed in schools

Or maybe classical sculptures didn't want to put a giant dong on their statues because it would be the first thing to be broken off.

Lol I'm not eyeballing the guys, I'm eyeballing the lay-flat seats!

I'm guessing Corrupter has never brought a woman to orgasm.

This is ridiculously mean. Some women can't produce breast milk, some babies only have a father, some babies have no parents, etc. Just, so many people that need formula and they are just stomping on them. For shame.

Do not listen to this highly insecure individual! Most women enjoy hearing men moan. I think the moaning is great as a bonding experience, knowing you're giving such pleasure to your partner is erotic

I like the "my friend's wives" rather than "my friends' wives" suggesting he only has one friend (with multiple wives).

As someone who used to teach human osteology, I can assure you that none of the bones in the skull are soft. In fact, none of the bones anywhere in our bodies are soft. Also female skulls are not flat (wtf does that even mean!). There are some *general* sex-based characteristics of the skull that, when taken *together* can give you a pretty good idea if the skull was female or male - but that is also dependent on where on the gradient those traits lie (it's not an either/or thing) and it doesn't tell you anything about the person themselves (e.g., their gender identity), only if the skeleton was likely to be biologically female or biologicaly male.