45 Times Giant Suburban McMansions Were Shamed By This Online Community

Its hideous, but I kind of like it.

I would *LOVE* this. The stupid ones are the ones with zero yard and right on the road. If you can afford a McMansion, you should be able to afford some land to put it on.

I bet that there is a trampoline in the tower.

I hope they love it!

Could be useful. I can see someone up in the ramparts pouring a cauldron of boiling oil onto door-to-door salesmen

I sort of like this

SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!! RUN FOR COVER!!!

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🎶I'm a not so little teapot short and stout, here is my handle, wait where is my spouse? He left me alone and preggo, now he's at that wh*re's house.🎶

Not pregnant, it’s having an allergic reaction to itself.

Why am I expecting some tiny Disney villain sidekick to come running out like they're trying to fit into suburbia?

Awful lot of privileged people sh*tting on houses I only wish I could afford. I would live in that house in a second. Look at all that room for parking. You could make an apartment out of the space above the garage and get income from that. And you'd still have a ton of room for yourself. The place would benefit greatly from a garden surrounding the front, like hedges and flowered bushes. It would make a big difference and not make it look so plain.

hideous!

The front door/entrance looks like they just cut a hole in the side of the house.

just a million? 10 bedrooms? WOW, that is great value. In australian cities now, an average 3 bedroom house costs a million.

Because the front yard is all paved, that’s what’s most wrong here. I’d just be driveway was paved and the rest of the front of the house has grass and shrubs and trees and flowers…. It would make a huge difference.

Looks like a really nice horse stable

Ewww I thought this was an apartment complex. Huh nvm guess it is

What's with the big-a*s bus? Probably a "church" bus, and therefore a write off.

After he assaulted his siblings they divided them up with the mom's office in between the bedrooms. So he didn't abuse them again... Glad he is in jail and he ought to be there for the rest of his life. Shocked his wife didn't have their kids taken away from her because she stayed with him and carried on having his children even though she knew he was a child molester

It's a quadruple wide.

I actually like this one

You didn't even need to say this was New Jersey. Just by looking at it I could tell this was NJ. It's the only place on the planet where they think this is classy and "rich" looking.

Looks like the Vatican if it was designed by Liberace...

On point with NJ. A lot of goombas like this kind of over-the-top tacky gaudiness. You should see the guido compound they built across the street from me. The work hasn't stopped since I moved here in '02. Luckily, my Italian husband does not go for that look.

I saw this picture in the preview and immediately somehow knew it was a house on the Jersey Shore. (I'm from New Jersey. I'm allowed to make fun of us.)

That garage looks like a copy'n'paste error.

Why are there three garage clones crawling on top of each other? Why are they bigger than the horrible ugly house next to them? WHY IS ANY OF THIS HORROR????

Their garage is twice the size of my house

I like it 😔. Garage is too spectacular though.

you could house 4 homeless families in the attic of that garage!

Bouncy Castle Brutalism

But it looks like fun.

I bet if you made it to the top you'd get a nose bleed.

Like you wouldn't be stoked to live there if it was given to you.

It's ugly, but it also looks kind of fun. They should paint it bubble-gum pink.