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50 Seemingly Innocent Posts That Might Suddenly Make You Say, “Hold Up, I Did Not See That Coming” (New Pics)
Life is unpredictable, and things are not always what they seem. Sometimes, you’re reading a seemingly innocent post on social media, and suddenly you encounter a shocking twist that has you saying, “Hold up… What?” If you live for those surprising moments, we’ve got the perfect list for you, pandas.
Below, we’ve gathered some of our favorite posts from the “Hol’Up, wait a min” subreddit that might make you do a double take. Prepare to be saying, “I did not see that coming”, and be sure to upvote all of your favorite posts. Otherwise, Bored Panda might spontaneously combust... Hold up!
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#1
Yup
RandomEpiBioPerson 2 years ago
It's not "Ok", it just can't really be changed however, there is a decent amount of activities for indigenous people's now. It's about understanding and knowing the history. It's a joke, so not to be taken so seriously, despite being somewhat accurate, but they also aren't removing anything to send back to where it originated, unless something big enough about it comes up, which is very rare for it to happen.
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Susan Reid Smith 2 years ago
The cover story in March 2023 National Geographic Magazine is about this.
gerard julien 2 years ago
very funny but at least the contents are not in the hands of a few filthy rich people and the entrance to the museum is free for all !
Russell Tilling 2 years ago
Does this add up though? As a Briton with an interest in scientific stuff. I have only seen this on BP. I'll happily agree that is true to some extent, however I'd also like to know how much other countries have taken for their national museums. Even if 'we' have taken many times more than other countries - which seems to be the argument - can *a few buildings* really hold significant proportions of all other cultural antiquities, such their native relics are seriously depleted because of it? Is it possible that, over the centuries, a larger proportion have been destroyed by war, sold to private collectors, or disintegrated due to lack of care? Three outcomes which I would argue did not happen through the BM.
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#2
You Had Me In The First Half
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Then everyone applauded. If you're standing within six feet of someone or you have covid, or you're likely to sneeze of cough, yes, you absolutely should wear a mask. The big controversy was this: the government said that the virus was found in aerosols (suspended particles), so you needed to wear a mask even if you were more than six feet. But the masks can't filter out aerosols (and with a surgical mask, most of your breath is not passing through the mask). Masks CAN however prevent particles from being aerosolized in the first place, so anyone who has any reason to believe they may carry the virus (recent exposure, symptoms, etc.) should ABSOLUTELY ALWAYS wear a mask when indoors and out and about or near someone.
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Rachel Ainsworth 2 years ago
Or a live sheep with elderly parents/grandparent instead of a live jackass with dead parents/grandparents.
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Mason Kronol 2 years ago
Before COVID I always saw Asians wearing masks during H1N1 and a flu epidemic. (Traveled and went to a PGA tournament where many people from Korea and Japan were present) We didn't make fun of them. I actually like wearing a mask because I have pollen allergies. Who cares if someone wears a mask, it's not hurting you.
Butterfly_Cavewoman 2 years ago
I know I shouldn't have laughed but, I would have loved to see there faces
Patrick Linnen 2 years ago
Just as a digression (really OT.) There is a amusing aspect to people using the term 'sheep' as an insult. Mathew 25:31-33 has Christ separating the sheep (followers of Christ) from the goats (those that don't follow Christ) as a metaphor for Judgement, and the End Times. Where this gets hilarious is that most of the people calling out the 'sheeple' consider themselves Christian, if not saved.
#3
Something's Wrong Here
ThatRandomGuy 2 years ago
the myth that Ireland has leprechauns, I've asked all my short rich friends who live at what appears to be the end of the rainbow and they say they don't what anyone is talking about and then they run away when I don't look at them
Bad Ass69 2 years ago
Man I traveled for miles to get to the end of a rainbow and all I found was a box of Lucky Charms.SCORE! Their magically delicious.
Load More Replies... Miss Frankfurter 2 years ago
Brilliant answer. And no, this is not the appropriate place to throw in politics.
New Everywhere 2 years ago
Every time I hear vampires I think of "What We Do In The Shadows". I LOVE that movie!
When I was in university, I had an acting teacher who drilled into us the importance of “Dukes of Hazzard Turns”. I know all of you pandas out there might not get the reference (don’t worry, I didn’t either at first), so I’ll explain what he meant by that. In the 80s sitcom The Dukes of Hazzard, there were many reckless driving scenes where the characters would take abrupt, sharp turns, so anyone watching could have never anticipated where the driver was heading. What my acting teacher wanted to see from us with “Dukes of Hazzard Turns” was sharp contrasts in our characters.
It’s exciting to watch people quickly change their tactics in pursuing their objectives; audiences eat it right up. So I can’t help but think of that acting professor when viewing the photos from the “Hol’up” subreddit. All of these posts definitely have “Dukes of Hazzard Turns” within them. Some of them are surprisingly wholesome, while others get dark very fast. But as readers, we love these sudden plot twists, and we can’t get enough of them.
#4
Florida
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Fun fact: Florida gets all the wack-job news largely because its state laws make it super-easy for journalists to discover and confirm police interactions with crazies. Plus, between Miami, Orlando, the panhandle, the space center, the retirement communities, the recently arrived immigrants, the rednecks, the homelessness-friendly climate (California has 20x more homeless, however), the ports of entries for new types of drugs, ... you get a lot of cultures recombining in odd ways.
Megan Humphries 2 years ago
As A Foridian-it's true. I will say a lot of it is not residents, it's tourists-but still.
tee-lena 2 years ago
I'd like to believe that but y'all elected desantis.
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Scott Rackley 2 years ago
No no no, there's two bad regions and Miami isn't one of them. Around Lake Wales/Winterhaven, and Panama City (slightly north) where Florida Man has his Fortress of Turpitude
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Maciek W 2 years ago
Personally I don't feel offended. But how this tweet is not racist? Imagine situation when someone tweeted 'There should be a zoo of a drunk black people doing stupid s**t'. Already see a lot of hate in the air.
AltBren 2 years ago
I see where you're coming from, but I think it's because it's white people talking about white people, it makes it ok.. And combining that with it being harder to be racist towards the majority. I agree though, the colour isn't important..
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ACosmicFool 2 years ago
A) white people are the wackiest. and B) have you seen the news articles on florida men? just look at these fine specimen
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CG 2 years ago
Just Google "Florida Man" and whatever day of the year, and you'll definitely find something silly. Example for today's date (March 13th): Florida man in Spider-Man mask steals bottles from liquor store, deputies say.
#5
Real Questions
David 2 years ago
It's to ward off evil melanin. It's not easy to live in the Middle East and be that white. lol
Janina Prado 2 years ago
or (according to alanis morissette) a person can have a cross eyed bear
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JL 2 years ago
Yes - https://twitter.com/fakehistoryhunt/status/1484035608116871168
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True Story
G'ma B 2 years ago
In 1960's & '70's I was turned down MANY TIMES for jobs I was fully qualified for because I was a WOMAN. I fought and lost … even though I had been temporary 'acting supervisor' of the department for seven+ months while they looked for 'permanent' MALE supervisors to take my place … P.S. I always had to TRAIN THEM to supervise the departments!
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Id row 2 years ago
Yeah, but without the inequality, we would have had International Women's Day the other day. /s We don't need to be patronized with bs holidays in our honor, we just need equality. That's basically telling us, "You don't need to make the same as a man because we're honoring you today!"
Danish Susanne 2 years ago (edited)
Because they could very easily claim we didn't have the correct qualifications.
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Batgirl Kitty 2 years ago
Honestly I just find it funny that this tweet was edited so it looks like it was the official reeces account posting this.
It’s no secret that audiences love plot twists. We see them in films like Get Out, Gone Girl, Parasite, Scream and countless other classics. But what is it about these sudden turns that we can’t get enough of? According to Vera Tobin, a researcher at Case Western Reserve University, movies “exploit our natural tendency to anticipate what’s coming next.” So it can be extremely exciting when our expectations are proven wrong by a shocking plot twist and extremely disappointing when we somehow stumble upon a spoiler.
Tobin explains that we all want to have some idea of what we’re getting ourselves into when we read a book or watch a film, so we’re interested in knowing the genre. But the “curse of knowledge” comes into play when we’re worried about something being spoiled. “You only have one opportunity to learn something for the first time,” Tobin writes. “Once you’ve learned it, that knowledge affects what you notice, what you anticipate – and even the limits of your imagination.”
#7
What Predates On Tigers?!
A Wild Bean 2 years ago (edited)
I googled it, elephants and bears can sometimes be a threat to tigers
Paul Byarlay 2 years ago
Cats have white on the back of their ears and a white tip of the tail. The young use this to follow behind
Thomas E S Thomas 2 years ago
Lions. Lions are more dangerous than tigers, because they hunt in packs.
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
I thought that was just a theory and that scientists aren't completely sure of y the spots r there
#8
Hol' Up
Brenda 2 years ago
My oldest son is from Pakistan (adopted). He's told me horror stories about this. Scary stuff 😳
Aria Whitaker 2 years ago
Seriously. Listened to a podcast about kidnapped Americans in Pakistan. Sounded terrifying. Nopey Nope!
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Rachel Ainsworth 2 years ago
Or exactly the same but not legally proven as they offed themselves in prizon.
Load More Replies... David 2 years ago
Because backpacking isn't fun without pointy rocks, spitting camels and morality police with clubs who hate westerners.
Alison Welles 2 years ago
Also point out that her head is not covered. And she's wearing pants. Death to the Western s**t!
Load More Replies... bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Looks like the same people who I am supposed to meet to buy totally real designer bag for super cheap down by the abandoned docks tonight
RagDollLali 2 years ago
Make sure you go alone and don't tell anyone where you're going (so they can't get that great deal before you do, of course)
Load More Replies... SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 2 years ago
Their Twitter handle reads “Human Trafficking (blue circle with white check here)”, so everyone knows it’s legit.
Druklet 2 years ago
I lived there as a kid (UN brat). Did I love it? Yes. Was I allowed to step foot outside our gate without an adult. No. Did that screw me up a bit? Yes. When we got back to Australia, it look me years to be ok walking to the shops with friends, or walking home from the bus. The first time I took the bus home, my mom had to come to school, ride the bus with me, and walk home with me. No idea what the other kids thought! It's a gorgeous country with so many awesome people, but to be approached with caution.
Esist Nosrep 2 years ago
Didn't that woman was killed on the trip? I read few of these solo travelers stories with very bad endings
#9
Koalas And Humans Has Almost Similar Fingerprints
Two_rolling_black_eyes 2 years ago
Drug busts at unsanctioned raves. When a koala gets Chlamydia, they can't just go to the family vet because the wife will see the copay on the credit card bill and ask what's wrong.
Ryan Caeruleum 2 years ago
Nah. They couldn't possibly do that. They would be too dumb to realize that the eucalyptus is in fact eucalyptus.
Load More Replies... BetterBitterButter 2 years ago
Don't be fooled by their cute faces. They are no less than mobsters.
lonelydino 2 years ago
So you are telling me that the po po could have arrested some random man but the deadly assassin on the news was a KOALA???
Ashley Hardy 2 years ago
Australia must be off the f*ckin hook. You know CSI:Australia would be just insane!
Ericthedead 2 years ago
Oh s**t. Imagine spending 20 yrs in the penitentiary cause a koala framed your a*s.
Tobin goes on to explain that plot twists can also do a great job of pulling everything together in a story. “A major part of the pleasure of plot twists, too, comes not from the shock of surprise, but from looking back at the early bits of the narrative in light of the twist,” she notes. “The most satisfying surprises get their power from giving us a fresh, better way of making sense of the material that came before. This is another opportunity for stories to turn the curse of knowledge to their advantage. Once we know the answer to a puzzle, its clues can seem more transparent than they really were. When we revisit early parts of the story in light of that knowledge, well-constructed clues take on new, satisfying significance.”
#10
Bruh
ToGo 2 years ago (edited)
Kinda reminds me of the show Playing it Straight. One woman, 10 guys. Woman has to end up with a straight guy to win £ by eliminating the guys she thinks are gay. EDIT: SPOILERS FOR UK SEASON 1 (if anyone manages to find it) The guy she chose turned out to be gay and so he won, she lost. I remember hearing that he felt so bad (think she kind of fell for him) that he gave her the prize money and she split it with him 50/50. Reality TV, so never know what's truth or not but it was back in 2005 before it became quite so contrived.
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cb !!! 2 years ago
Just like "I Wanna Marry Harry"! Still makes for the most entertaining reality television around.
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Onion Patch Petunia 2 years ago
I would watch if it was England, impossible to tell who is straight and who isn't there. Unless, they are all gay?
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#11
The Coffee Is Free
Vanessa Richardson 2 years ago
I like my men like I like my coffee—sliding off the roof of my car as I drive away🙂
Vanessa Richardson 2 years ago
Wait! I have a better one: I like my men like I like my tea—in a bag, under water😃
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Luna Crow 2 years ago
Ooooh.. true facts all the way around, might have to use this one
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OhnoI’vebeencensored 2 years ago
Funniest version of this I ever heard was: I like my women how I like my Starbucks. Weak, and with an unwieldy cup size.
Luna Crow 2 years ago
I thought you were going to say overpriced and overdone
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QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
You might if you stole a car and stopped at the restaurant the cops hang out at to get your coffee. Maybe not "for" but "when"?
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#12
Easy Ways To Kill A Husband?
Mandy Randell 2 years ago
Actually as long as she isn't stupid enough to take her mobile phone when she drives his dead body away. She might just get away with it. 😕
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Kat Min 2 years ago (edited)
"We found this body 12 feet underground with a dead animal on top to throw off our hounds. Whatcha think he died of?" "pathology says undiagnosed diabetes" "Really? Ok, case closed then"
mutedtempest 2 years ago
If it was undiagnosed diabetes the blood sugar would be ridiculously high. Insulin makes it do the opposite, so I really don't think pathology would conclude that.
Load More Replies... Miss Frankfurter 2 years ago
The insulin idea is very true, but my question is, how do you inject insulin under his tongue? Just tell him to say “ah” and he lets you? That part needs to be rethought. An insulin needle is so small that injecting it into his scalp, while he’s sleeping, he won’t feel it and it will be way to difficult to find the nearly invisible mark. But you have to get the fast acting insulin and inject the entire syringe. That will be that. Dead weight is true. It takes 2 nurses, three if he’s a big guy, to wrap in a shroud. Getting him to the car and up into the trunk will also need to be well thought out. Do you know how difficult it is to dig down 12 feet? And you’ve got to get yourself out after you’re done. Dead animal. Where are you going to get one. Kill one to bring with you? They’re going to be looking at you, first thing. You had your car detailed?🧐. If not, they’re going to match the dirt that will be in your car. Nope. This won’t work. Give me time to think. I may have some ideas.
Trinity 2 years ago
That's too complicated. The easiest way it to inject air into someone's veins. The bubble will travel to the heart, the heart won't be able to compress, then the victim will go into cardiac arrest and by the time they're opened up to see what killed them, the bubbles will have popped and it'd look like a classic case of a heart attack.
Salty Sasquatch 2 years ago
Wow. You've thought about this? or are you in the medical field and just happen to know this?
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David 2 years ago
A lot of this is in the wrong order and why more people get caught. You don't put a dead body in your trunk and then drive around doing all that other stuff. You scout the spot, dig the hole, drive back and get more tools you didn't realize you need to dig a 12 foot hole, place the dead animal near the hole. THEN you get him near the hole and vulnerable on some pretext (surprise camping and bondage play?), do the rest, fill the hole, go home and act surprised that he didn't return home. Emphasis on "/S". If you are seriously considering any of this you are a bad human being.
Josie Bisbano 2 years ago
Yep. That part is backwards. Perhaps they'd assume he was severely hypoglycemic. But not diabetic. And injected insulin comes in several forms, all of it synthetic. His blood sugar would be measured in the normal panel of tests, and detecting it abnormally low, he could be tested for more substances. Synthetic insulin would not show up as naturally produced human insulin.
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Mad Dragon 2 years ago
You would need a backhoe to dig a hole 12 feet deep. I would imagine that sort of thing would get noticed pretty quickly.
David 2 years ago
No you don't. But yes if you want to do it easily. I've seen 60 foot holes dug by hand (mines in Kenya) and the well on our family farm (deeper than 12' but not sure how deep) was dug by hand. Again, planning ahead and taking your time. lol
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talliloo 2 years ago
or you can plant endangered plants over the body so the areas won't be disturbed
A Bi-Cycle 2 years ago
Yeah, but where would you get the plants? Wouldn’t it cost a lot of money? Wouldn’t someone notice?
Load More Replies...But the joy of being surprised doesn’t only come from plot twists in films and books. As this list makes very clear, we can have “Hol’up” moments in our daily lives at any moment, and our brains still love them, even when they’re not scripted. “It’s a strong neuro alert that tells us that something is important about this moment and we have to pay attention,” Tania Luna, the co-author of Surprise: Embrace the Unpredictable and Engineer the Unexpected, told The Takeaway, explaining the “surprise sequence”. “Our cognitive resources are basically hijacked and pulled into the moment. That’s one of the things that’s really uncomfortable for some people, but also exciting for some people because your attention is completely in the moment.”
#13
This Guy Is In Daniel
Valerie Lessard 2 years ago
A dyslexic man stays up all night and thinks about dog
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#14
'murica
The Short Lady 2 years ago (edited)
Many Native Americans, at least in the US, prefer Indian.
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the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
....... you know, i think i'm kinda done with humankind for today, it's been a long month
Distracted Serpent 2 years ago
In this case, she disappeared because people didn’t want people of color being used on food packaging so they complied with that.
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Beruthiel45 2 years ago (edited)
We say First Nations as well. Especially the First Nations people. Because they were here first. 🍁
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Slaphapybara 2 years ago
Speaking for the US: There are many different Native American groups and while many (if not most) prefer Native American to Indian, there are some who do prefer the term Indian or American Indian. They are also all individuals who, regardless of what group they belong to, have their own preferences. Most, if not all, groups prefer to be called by the name of their group, and better yet, their own name for their group. When I lived on the Navajo reservation I was told Native American was preferable to Indian, Navajo to Native American, and Dine (their own term for their people) to Navajo. Other groups and individuals will have other preferences. There are no easy one-size-fits all answers. The term "redskin" is generally always seen as offensive and should be avoided.
Slaphapybara 2 years ago
I feel I should add that some groups and individuals prefer the terms native (not Native American, just native) or indigenous.
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Jupiter Davis 2 years ago
its funny that the people who said that it was offensive to have the native on land o lakes and aunt Jemima removed are the same ones that want representation across the board. Now with the native and aunt Jemima the only mascots or what not are white.
MandiMay 2 years ago
That wasn't representation...duh! That was a racist caricature. DEFINITELY not the same thing
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Modern Problems Require Mordern Solution
And if you’re a person who considers a surprise party to be your worst nightmare, Luna says that it’s possible to become more open to the idea over time. “I think about surprise in two perspectives: Embracing it and engineering it,” she told The Takeaway. “You have to train your brain to be more comfortable accepting surprise, and by that I also mean surprise readiness—being comfortable with uncertainty, ambiguity and change. Especially these days, that’s an incredibly important skill.”
#16
Taliban
Fenchurch 2 years ago
Even when I was 12, I avoided skirts because I was afraid of flashing my underwear. Wore a pencil skirt a few times as an adult and stopped because pants are way less fuss
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P.A. Yearsley 2 years ago
For me the answer is I'm fat. I so do not want to see me in a mini skirt and crop top.
#17
Uh
MurderMittens 2 years ago
People are generally fearful of strangers. Especially if they are bigger than you.
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 2 years ago
Is not okay to call this to anyone.
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Wiccan Crone 2 years ago
LOL. Love this! And I am an old white woman, not the purse-clutching kind though.
Caroline Driver 2 years ago
Maybe she is. My grandma lived in central London, one day she was walking through a subway (tunnel under a road type subway) and 2 young guys started running at her (no idea what colour they were) She just held on tight to her bag as they tried to run past her and swipe it, they didn't get it, and she turned around and yelled to their retreating backs 'You Sods! ' My grandma rocked.
#18
😳
Zoey Rayne 2 years ago
Seriously though, stop giving Christmas puppies; so many of them end up in animal shelters by February.
Even though she’s an expert on surprise now, Luna admits that she wasn’t always a fan. “I hated being surprised—I loved surprising others, but I hated being surprised myself,” she told The Takeaway. “[I hated] the feeling of loss of control and the feeling of vulnerability. As a kid, I had experienced a lot of change and my coping mechanism was to say, ‘I’m in charge. I control everything. Nobody controls me and I can control the world around me.’ I was protecting myself from negative surprises. But what I’ve learned is that I was also keeping out joy, wonder, and emotional intensity.”
#19
Uno Reverse Card
#20
Wait
RandomHumanBean 2 years ago
is that the same funeral home that had the "come closer" behind the train tracks?
Mercedus Long 2 years ago
Used to see a hearse in a grocery store parking lot. License plate read U R NXT
Onion Patch Petunia 2 years ago
Or how about sugar and fat are GOOD for you
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Would be equally clever to use "participate in Covid drug trials."
#21
I-
Mario Strada 2 years ago
I remember asking a question about this to the priest when I was in catechism. It didn't go well. I was put into an empty room to "pray and ask for forgiveness". I came out of that room an atheist. I was 11.
Giles McArdell 2 years ago
Asked my R.E. teacher at school this one and he said God made it okay for Eve to breed with her own Kids so it wasn't incest and also made it so the babies didn't turn out Mutated. Asked "when did God change his mind on that?" and he said "it's in the Bible" which I'm pretty sure it isn't - true story :D
Mason Kronol 2 years ago
My racist MIL said something racist so I (an atheist) asked her why she doesn't love all people since we are all related to Adam and Eve according to the Bible, I thought her head was going to explode. She never spoke about religion with me again.
[loading username] 2 years ago
I think the implication is that Adam lived to be 900+ years old (think about THAT all you need) so he and Eve probably had hundreds of kids. Only three of which were named in their relatively short section of the book of genesis. Either way, lots of glorious incest going on.
Leeza Martinez 2 years ago
When I was in HS in the early 80's and asked my Rabbi this, his answer was they had daughters the bible doesn't talk about. The fact that they did have daughters that the bible doesn't talk about doesn't make this less weird... trust me on that
Daydreaming Walker 2 years ago
Adam and Eve didn't just have three sons. "The days of Adam after he fathered Seth were 800 years; and he had other sons and daughters. Thus all the days that Adam lived were 930 years, and he died." -Genesis 5:4-5
Iblowsheep_V3.2 2 years ago
well, this actually would explain a lot..... if it were not complete bullsh!t.
RedCorvette 2 years ago
I told my very religious bible thumper aunt that according to the Bible we are all a product of incest. She went to my Mom and told on me. LMAO
The element of surprise is a very important ingredient in comedy, and many of the people who were part of these conversations shared on Reddit had excellent comedic timing. From coming up with perfect comebacks to wording things in just the right way, these surprising posts went from mundane to hilarious in the blink of an eye. As comedian Dean Lewis explains in his article ‘The Anatomy of a Joke’, “A comedic surprise is a twist without serious repercussions.”
#22
Well. I Guess This Was Rigged From The Start
Adam L 2 years ago
Exactly, I may not have had all of them, but do we get bonuses for multiple?
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Daddy’s Girl 1 month ago
I still have my iPod. In fact I have a mini iPod. Of course neither one works but, hey.
#23
Poor Guy
G'ma B 2 years ago
I'm glad my $1 helped him get away from all that noisy mess.
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#24
Hol’ Up
Brooke Davis 2 years ago
Foundation of the type of humor in my entire family. Dark, morbid humor. We use it pretty much most of the time to help us deal with sad, tragic, horribly shocking things that happen to us & friends. It's the way we deal.
Load More Replies...We all love a great “didn’t see that coming” moment, whether it happens in real life, is accidentally caught on camera or is found in a screenshot from social media. Surprise is the spice of life, right? (Or something like that.) So if you’re interested in adding a little bit more excitement to your daily life, be sure to mix up your routine or do something (harmless) to surprise someone else. Whether you believe we’re all plugged into the Matrix or not, your brain might appreciate being caught off guard every now and then. Plus, if you manage to get a picture of it, you can always share it on the “Hol’up” subreddit.
#25
Wait..what
LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago
And that’s when Amber started her life as a full-time arsonist.
#26
Holup
Wyatt Coon (HiroKnight5) 2 years ago
10$ says he changed his name for this...
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Niels Boehm 2 years ago (edited)
Not even necessary, you can simply change your display name in your profile settings. (note that the account name after the @ is nothing like the display name)
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Niels Boehm 2 years ago
Most likely. The display name is too different from the account name to have happened "by chance".
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magix (they/them) 2 years ago
tbh, i don't get why so many people hate Pokimane. She seems like an ok, if boring, content creator
Kim Landfather 2 years ago
I knew I was over weight when I had to put my diaphragm in a pizza box.
#27
I Mean... He's Not Wrong Tho?
VodkaInMySweetTea 2 years ago
This one could've happened. When my middle kid was 3 or 4, he started a story with "when I'm you're age, and you're dead..." lol Preschoolers do have some concept of the order of life events. They just don't have a real concept of the actual time those things take until elementary school age: something was 2 years ago, 5 years from now, etc. That comes later.
Grey Beard 2 years ago
Something my youngest would say. She's 6 and last night I asked her why is she such a nutcase (she constantly does crazy stuff). "because you're my dad". Reasonable point...
Jared Robinson 2 years ago
I'd have a stipulation in your will about inheritance only happens if you die of natural causes.
Hold up—How are you feeling about this list, pandas? Are you having whiplash from all of the shocking twists and turns that these posts take? We hope you’re having some fun being surprised and caught off guard. Remember to keep upvoting the posts that went in a completely different direction than what you expected, and let us know in the comments if you’ve had any “Hol’up” moments recently. Then, if you can handle being shocked by even more of these types of posts, you can find Bored Panda’s previous article featuring the “Hol’up” subreddit right here!
#28
Sick Beat
Hume 2 years ago (edited)
Everyone probably already knows this, but the reason drummers were included in battalions was for morale, coordination on the battlefield, and signaling to soldiers when to reload and fire, which you might think sounds ridiculous, but back then armies worked in line formations, and muskets were slow-firing weapons, so to maximize firing, one line would open fire while the back line reloads, then the front line would kneel to reload giving the back line chance to fire, and repeat.
New Everywhere 2 years ago
Everyone (me) did not know that; makes perfect sense
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ThatRandomGuy 2 years ago
Drummers in wars were super important apparently, cause certain beats meant certain things (I think)
ThatNerdZoe 2 years ago
why not clarinetists i feel left out, also off topic but i learned the peppa pig theme song on my clarinet
Miss Frankfurter 2 years ago
And the Scots played the bagpipes. “We’re here” ( say it like from the movie Poltergeist)
Susan Widomski 2 years ago
The enemy got a chance to practice their aim. Serious though, I keep hearing "C'mon baby let's do the Conga..."
#29
*sed Noises
BeepBeepBoopBoop 2 years ago (edited)
if this is a serious question, it's like what stock photos will have all over them because you have to buy the rights to use them. "Made with Memeatic" is what you would sometimes see on memes that are made through that. If it's not a serious question, sorry for the serious answer lol
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#30
I Love Duolingo
DoubleHeartDoctor 2 years ago
Community is the reason I understood this. 🤣
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LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago
The Duolingo owl 🦉 entering your home after you forgot your Spanish lesson: “¿Dónde están los cuchillos y las navajas?”
The Other Guest 2 years ago
And then I get mauled by the owl for not understanding "cuchillos" and "navajas," because I didn't practice my Spanish lessons...
Load More Replies... HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
God I sometimes feel like punching that green owl in the beak 🤣
Mason Kronol 2 years ago
Duolingo is crack. I bought the family plan January 2022. My husband now asks me "Did you do a lesson?" Every dam day. He hasn't missed a day.
dingliusyeeeeeeeeeee 2 years ago
5 counts of Grand Theft Auto, over 5000 confirmed kills, over 1000 counts of breaking and entering, and the F.B.I.'s worst enemy.
#31
Mans Been Legit This Whole Time?!
LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago (edited)
Hello Dear, My name is M'Baku and I am an esteemed Nigerian prince. Sadly, my health is failing me and I have chosen you my dear friend as my heir. Please forward me your bank account info so I can send you my inheritance. Your internet passwords are also greatly appreciated. May God’s light and riches shine upon you my friend.
I just work here 2 years ago
I would but my bank just failed today. Please send me a cashiers check or you can Venmo me.
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Pieter LeGrande 2 years ago
Any Nigerian general who accumulates that many $100 bills and doesn't deposit them in a bank must raise suspicions.
Pumpkin Spice 2 years ago
It's prop money-see that orange spot on them? still funny tho 10/10 meme
Tina Harnish 2 years ago
I don't see the orange spot you mentioned, but, I do see what looks like Benjamin Franklin on that 'Nigerian' money.
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Hol Up
Lea Panthera 2 years ago
Water ain't gonna work, mate, they gonna need some aloe vera
Load More Replies... the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
real talk tho: spotify sucks and doesnt pay their musicians sh1t, they get almost all the profit im talking spotify can get millions while muscians can get about a cent from the same transaction. apple music gives their artists slightly more, not 100% sure how much but all i know is that it's better than spotify
brandyy17 2 years ago
my husbands band is on spotify and i believe they get paid 10 cents per 10,000 plays. theyve made $5 off spotify and over $100 off facebook cuz of their merch store. apple music does the same but for 5000 plays which is y they r on there too.
Load More Replies... ThatRandomGuy 2 years ago
whoever is in charge of the social media department at Samsung deserves a raise
I Am, In Fact, That Weirdo 2 years ago
Literally listening to Taylor Swift on Spotify right now lol
Kyllein MacKellerann 2 years ago
Listening to? My cat passing a hairball. Very uplifting...for the cat.
#33
Indeed
JM 2 years ago
Ah grammar! This reminds me of the book on punctuation called “Eats, Shoots & Leaves”
Dean Armstrong 2 years ago
My favorite headline read "Hunters illegally killing deer with minors!"
#34
I Don’t Like Where This Is Going
Fenchurch 2 years ago
Anyone else notice we figured out how to get past censors?
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Vermontah 2 years ago
Name game! Let's do Chuck.! Chuck, Chuck, bobuck, banana nana fo fhuck . . . .
#35
The Moment She Knew She
Ephemeral Mochi 2 years ago
It's obviously not" Burgers, Drinks, & Salsa Music"!! It CLEARLY stands for "Bible Discussion & Study Meeting"!
XenoMurph 2 years ago
Hamburg and bibe study is not a great combination today.
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#36
It Will Be Like That Though
Michael Largey 2 years ago
I knew it was a bad idea as soon as I read the first two words.
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Erin “Properganda Specialist” Kelly 2 years ago
"Cut me off again and I'll rear-end you," said the other Tesla.
Hume 2 years ago (edited)
And why would anyone want to do this? So you're going to just talk to random people you don't know as you're driving? And as far as communicating while driving goes (not that it's ever a really good idea), we already have cellphones that are also able to connect to our cars Bluetooth if you have those capabilities. Otherwise, a cellphone on speaker works also.
Cyndielouwhoo 2 years ago
Those cars are already killing people, don't think it's a good idea to make it easier for them to coordinate.
Turd Ferguson 2 years ago
Especially because, at least in my experience, no one with a Tesla actually knows how to drive well. It's just gonna be a bunch of idiots arguing with one another
the gay they 2 years ago
in this game i play, before the match you can talk to the other players. once there was some kid making all these "your mom" jokes. so i said, "seriously, dude, are you three years old?" he said, "three inches deep in YOUR MOM!" so i came back with "so it's only three inches? not surprised." he left before the game even started XD
#37
F*ck Cartoons
john s 2 years ago
Class was cancelled so I went home and put on a homemade VHS of The Princess Bride, stopping regularly to check the news. Then, trying to switch over to the movie, I accidentally hit Record. So now my copy of The Princess Bride has news footage of 9/11 randomly interspersed. The worst easter egg.
Shiran De Montaigne 2 years ago
I was in 6th grade. Ask the classrooms had a TV in the corner up on the wall. The TV turned on (office could do it, ask the tvs turned on) and without any warning or notice we watched the plane hit and the chaos. Some of my classmates thought it was a movie, but those of us that realized we were watching a lot of people die- yep. A ton of kids having meltdowns and terrified.
actaeon cross 2 years ago
I was in fifth grade. We were having picture day in the library and the TV was on really low so we got in trouble as the teachers were whispering and telling us to be absolutely silent. My mom pulled me out of school pretty soon afterwards
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Rae Ramirez 2 years ago
I was 21 and I thought it was a movie not the news! We always left the TV on for the dog at night. So when we woke up that morning, we just thought it was a movie on the movie channel we were watching the night before.
brandyy17 2 years ago
daycare isnt school. its basically just someone who babysits a bunch of kids at once. daycare and preschool r 2 different things.
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Krod Mandoon 2 years ago
what is a "tea on myself"? Not being stupid, just really don't understand...
Ephemeral Mochi 2 years ago
I think "tea" is like gossip or drama of some sort. 🤷🏻♀
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David H 2 years ago
Oh I was in School in NY, as soon we heard, the teacher put on a radio and we listened all day through all out classes what was happening. Some people snuck into the janitors break room bc they had a TV (and they were watching the news, and nothing else all day). The School had to calm the panic down, while they went through their records to see which parents worked in the twin towers and try to contact them to let the kids know they were ok. Kids were crying in the hallways bc their parents worked there, etc. All these years later, and I remember that day in school very very well.
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
I was sleeping through intro to psychology freshman year at college. I was away from home and my mom called many times until I picked up. We live maybe an hour from the city but I was about 4 hours north at school; dad was out of the country so she really freaked out.
RockSteady 2 years ago
My old HS overlooks the NYC skyline. A lot of my classmates saw their parents die in real time. I saw the 2nd tower collapse driving home. You don't get over that.
#38
One Person Who Is 7x More Likely To Kill You Than Everyone Else
Silvermidnight 2 years ago
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BeepBeepBoopBoop 2 years ago
I'll send my good wishes but I sadly agree with you and say me too honestly
Load More Replies... Mickie Shea 2 years ago
Guess'n that means loved one. Funny how that works. Will not funny, maybe weird and scary.
Rich Black 2 years ago
But its a crime. If they dont fiinish the job, they can be tried and go to prison
#39
I Dont Need Sleep I Need Answers!
AJay 2 years ago
I'm 90% sure that the answer is no it will not incriminate her and that it has something to do with needing the root of the hair to still be attached, but I can't quite remember.
Vanessa Richardson 2 years ago
Fun fact: in 2019, a scientist in California successfully extracted dna from a rootless hair using the same technique that extracts dna from fossilized bones!
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FaithInYou 2 years ago
More to the point- it's awful that at the age of 12 she's thinking about that.
Eloise_Is_Weird 2 years ago
Not really, at 12 I was a huge crime buff and had thoughts like these all the time
Load More Replies... Salty Sasquatch 2 years ago
May I suggest you don't donate to Locks of Love as they charge thousands to kids who need that hair? There are other companies you can use.
The Bearded Viking 2 years ago
Geez, really?! Thousands?! Pfft!..some 'Love' they're showing there. That should be criminalized!
Load More Replies... Mason Kronol 2 years ago
I worked at a hair salon, they never actually sent the hair to Locks of Love. They sat in a box in the closet.
QuanτumSpace2️⃣3️⃣4️⃣ 2 years ago
Quick statement: never donate to Locks of Love. I’m doing the same thing with growing my hair and stuff, and I did research.
Trophy Husband 2 years ago
I believe they could get your DNA from the hair. However, unless you committed other crimes, you won't be in their database, so they won't know whose DNA it is.
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
I asked my coworker if her daughter considered that when she was donating her hair. I think she lost any respect for me she had then.
#40
Oops
#41
Strange Trilogy
SH Holmes 2 years ago
They watched it in the wrong order. It goes Aladdin, Dark Phoenix, then Star Wars the Force Awakens.
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Paul Neff 2 years ago (edited)
So many plot twists, I had trouble keeping up with it, but I think Severus Snape was Kylo Ren's dad...
Christian Dyson 2 years ago
No Rey was the genies wife's aunt who married Logan who had Severus Snape then Jean gray cheated on Cyclops with snaps who had jafar then jafar married Lea and they had Kylo Ren who had professor x but we don't know the mother yet
Load More Replies... Iblowsheep_V3.2 2 years ago (edited)
which proves you don't need to be original to get work as an artist/designer, you just need to do the same bullsh!t all the other ones are doing. fill your portfolio with 10 of the same damn thing and you are in! Even if you do manage to be "unique" once you get a job they will be like "well we want you to do it like THIS ONE!" anyway
Fiona Svastics 2 years ago
Noooo you suppossed to watch it like this: Star Wars, Aladdin, and then Dark phoenix
#42
Feels Bad Man
John Dilligaf 2 years ago
it impacted my discs, it impacted my knees, it impacted my vertebrae.....
Galaxy Howl 2 years ago
I didnt read the username and i thought they meant customer service for way too long 😭
Gareth Baus 2 years ago
The military creates a lot of sad for a lot of people.
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Mickie Shea 2 years ago
You have some choice over who you marry and little control over who sets off fireworks.
Salty Wild Hair 2 years ago
That sucks and the worst part is that it is probably true. I could write a book of the nonsense that goes on with both sides on deployments.
Rich Black 2 years ago
She was going to do that anyway. Did you want to be there while it happened?
#43
Oops
Jaaawn 2 years ago
The joke is that he's cheating on his wife and family with the Asian woman.
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#44
I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up!
David 2 years ago
This is bad advice. Handicapped people don't usually have much money due to extra expenses and living off disability.
John G 2 years ago
These sun glasses are they from the 70s when you where in nam, I'll look awesome on the golf course along with my new putter, you say it's your false leg but I'm saying it's my new putter, and my kids have been hounding me for a dog no pun intended this one's perfect and it's free, stop crying anyone would think your having a bad day or something.
Catherine Spencer-Mills 2 years ago
Not funny. True story. A friend had a dog she was evaluating as a potential seizure alert dog. She was in the grocery store and the dog suddenly left and headed across the store. In time to catch an elderly woman going down with a stroke. The dog stayed with the woman until EMTs arrived. If a service dog shows up unaccompanied, look around to see if anyone near you needs help. If not, follow the dog as their owner needs help.
Deborah Rubin 2 years ago
I've got a pretty forgiving nature for what others my find funny, but as someone who uses a service dog, I do not find this funny.
#45
Oh 😳
panther 2 years ago
But that would mean actually going into a walmart, and I wouldn't want people to see me in a walmart.
gmf 2 years ago
Just wear a balaclava - you can swing via the bank on the way home, too
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Michael Largey 2 years ago
Walmart's primary source of income is theft - look at its employees' paychecks.
Larry XK 2 years ago
And that justifies stealing? Anything but actually working, right?
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Zelda Sterling 2 years ago
hmmm...Portland is not the only place that Walmart is closing stores, and Oregon isn't the only state...
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Doug the Special one 2 years ago
The 1st time I went to america our friends asked where we wanted to go and I said Walmart. I thought it was like a zoo. Big mistake.
Julia Cargile 2 years ago
Unless no other store has what I want, will I go to Walmart. Disgusting store.
#46
Don’t Expose Him Like That
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
There was a scene in Degrassi (next class I think) where the innocent new girl is introduced to the trans kid. He says he is trans and se thinks it means transient aka homeless. She ends up dating him though.
Kai 2 years ago
wait i love that show so much do you know which episode that's in???
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Julian Slate 2 years ago (edited)
This man accidentally roasted a homophobe in the most epic way possible, truly a queer icon, respect 👏
Waddles 2 years ago
Hold your hand up like you would hold an orange or something. Now spread your middle finger, ring finger and pinky :)
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Neil Was Very Opinionated
VonBlade 2 years ago
Buzz and I think standing on the moon is overrated. Just thought we'd let you know, Michael.
XenoMurph 2 years ago
Well he didn't get to step on the moon, but he got Ireland its independence.
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His crew suggested he start to report that he was down on the surface - break off - scream "WHAT THE F**K IS THAT..." and cut his mic.
#48
Tyson Is So Sexy
SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 2 years ago
Downvote me if you will, but Mike Tyson is a woman beating rapist and I find nothing funny about him. However, the comeback on this post is epic!
Alex J 2 years ago
He also had an absolutely horrific upbringing. I really struggle with Tyson. He did horrible things, but had incredible societal forces pressuring him to be as violent as possible. His interviews are fascinating, because he’s clearly not even sure how people should feel about him.
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Crouching hippo hidden panda 2 years ago
I read this wrong, saw the girl and was like “I could take her, knock her flat on her a*s” Totally missed the sexual reference lol
Alison Welles 2 years ago
Upvote if you want the question reworded to *Neil deGrasse Tyson* A win either way.
#49
Domesticated
Kathrin Pukowsky 2 years ago
Yeah. If you have to change everything about yourself for a partner, RUN! He looks relaxed and genuine in the left pic, on the right it's almost like somebody is pointing a gun at him and telling him to smile for the photo. *goosebumbs*
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Riley Quinn 2 years ago
What a good white savior. They love to publicize their accomplishments.
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
yeah fr first pic looks better why did she decide she had to change him gurl that's not how it works, you find someone you like and you stick with how they are
#50
Sorry Bruh
MrLoufoque 2 years ago
In case anyone's wondering, Donnerstag = Thursday; Mittwoch = Wednesday; Sonntag = Sunday; Dienstag = Tuesday. Correct answer is C.
Kathrin Pukowsky 2 years ago
Took me a moment to realize why he needed to "phone a friend". German is my native language. 😂😂😂 Yes, I get the actual punchline, but for a bit I was wondering "Why?".
Laura Mende (Human) 2 years ago
Same. Saw the German writing and thought "How easy, is this like the 500€ question or what?!"
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D. Richard 2 years ago
Just watched the clip… it looked like the man who answered the phone was a show representative who was there as part of their standard process to make sure she wasn’t googling or anything like that, as the show host seemed to be verifying that someone from the show was with her before he passed along the call.
NennyRoh 2 years ago
This reminds me of the phone call of a german radio station where you have to own a 10 Euro note with a specific serial number and the woman said her husband had the note, they called him and a woman answered. The kicker: the guy probably spent the winning note on a date with that side woman. If you understand german, just google "Wer ist Anette"
Susan Robinson 2 years ago
End the suspense! Did the guy know the answer to the question or what?!
#51
Just Don't Snap
#52
I Love Cheating
Pumpkin Spice 2 years ago
it isn't cheating if it's a fully consensual open relationship and your partner(s) is/are notified :)
#53
That's One Intelligent Baby
#54
Oh Happy Birthday
Jennifer .S 2 years ago
If the comment turns out to be true that makes this a whole lot worse considering she was only now turning 18
Zoe Vokes 2 years ago
The implication is that she had been sleeping with the husband and if he didn’t buy her a car then she would tell his wife.
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Oh
Tom Murphy 2 years ago
She did a series on YouTube about 10 years ago, LivePrudeGirls
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#56
My First Roller Coaster Ride Since This Pandemic Started
WindySwede 2 years ago
Propably levels on WoW? So I don't think it's related to their age? And if shes a teacher, probably adult? But ped jokes I find quite 🤢
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#57
This Is The Way
Beutran 2 years ago
I can only think when he told Bruce to be careful with his drinks in the party, my boy knows how he was made
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Upstaged75 2 years ago
Accidentally watched The Name of the Rose with my parents when I was younger. I was afraid to make eye contact with them for like 24 hours. :)
Upstaged75 2 years ago
That's why my mom said one time after I heard her and my dad getting it on in the middle of the night. She said "well how the hell do you think you got here?" LOL! I was SO mortified!
Load More Replies... Katie Bear 1 year ago
The general consensus from my parents is people on tv are too flexible with strong knees that do not require expensive braces, and they are eternally jealous of anybody who can do that.
#58
Just Curious
The Deez 2 years ago
This one works especially well if you're interviewing as a school bus driver!
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Saturnian (They/It/Wish/Void) 2 years ago
Sing cotton eyed Joe as fast as possible, when you’re done scream bloody murder and smack your head against the table/wall. Hypothetically.
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago
“Are there any schools or playgrounds nearby? My prohibition officer says I’m not allowed to live or work near any.”
Amberlie Mikelsen 2 years ago
How soon can I take a mental health day? Cuz I feel a bout of Certifiable coming on...
#59
Makes Sense
#60
It Just Gets Weirder And Weirder
Beeps 2 years ago (edited)
Let me assure you that after 4 years the grieving is most definitely not over. Hell, for one of mine it’s been 16 years and the grieving isn’t over.
D. Richard 2 years ago
10 for me and I should probably be in therapy for it… I’ve lost humans very close to me but the day I lost my dog was the most traumatic of my life and definitely not close to over it.
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Wait What
Dubnaught 2 years ago
Not even really a plot twist =/ https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/new-york-police-investigator-suspended-handcuffing-black-emt-worker-bu-rcna39136 EMT roughed up by Ohio police after cop tasers victim paramedics were treating https://globalnews.ca/video/3219442/emt-roughed-up-by-ohio-police-after-cop-tasers-victim-paramedics-were-treating-2
Load More Replies... Silvermidnight 2 years ago (edited)
This isn't funny for me . . . it's horrible! What if the person in the ambulance was going to die? Or if they were going to rescue someone? Is this guy an idiot? (I might be downvoted to hell for this, but if it really happened in real life and isn't a joke . . .)
ThatNerdZoe 2 years ago (edited)
obv didn't happen irl (I upvoted you, you don't deserve to be banned)
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#62
Happy Birthday
Kathrin Pukowsky 2 years ago
My sister and I were born six years apart, but within a week from each other in October. There was no talk about either of us being born early or late, but there is literally nothing, no holiday, no birthday, no anniversary, no nothing in January that would fit as a conception date. I've always been a bit puzzled about that.
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BPisaddictive 2 years ago
Have two friends, sister and brother, born the same day 4 years apart (january 31st).
#63
Bro Tried To Save Himself
Erin “Properganda Specialist” Kelly 2 years ago
These were one of my fav toys, its like a water balloon and a slinky had a baby
#64
Man Of Culture
Gastón Salgueiro Iglesias 2 years ago (edited)
I'd very nerdly like to point out that it doesn't seem to be a tab but a bookmark, so he seems to have saved it for later...
Pumpkin Spice 2 years ago
busty college girl fundamentally changes the entire field of chemistry with her new discovery
#65
Boom!
Caroline Graf 2 years ago
Bruh, he's not even gonna reach that message if the whole room is full with gas. He will be out before he can light it.
#66
The Curiosity Begins
DoubleHeartDoctor 2 years ago
Oh no.... People heard about Dan Cummins and the banana story and got creative...
Kelly Aitken 1 year ago
YES! First TS comment on BP I’ve seen! Hail Nimrod!!
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How Did They Know?
DC 2 years ago
... wrong flag, though. BEFORE the 3rd Reich, it was Black-White-Red like it was before WW1. Black-Red-Gold was only used after WW2, so, likely, not many nazis even knew this one very well...
der sebbl 2 years ago (edited)
Have to correct you there. The Weimar Republic (1918-1933) also used black red gold. (That flag was also used in the revolutions 1848/49)
Load More Replies... Ione Alva-wies 2 years ago (edited)
Haha yeah anyone that like ‘ah ur Jewish’ immediately is a no
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago
It's the german flag, and there is one thing in history we are known for...
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#68
Ummmmm
Seabeast 2 years ago (edited)
I once worked with a very tall woman, about 6'/1.8m. One day I ran into her outside of work with her siblings (as tall as her or taller) and her mother (about 5'2"/1.57m) at best. So clearly they all got their height from their father, and - ouch!! - their tiny mother had to give birth to them.
VonBlade 2 years ago
Luckily babies aren't born at their full end height.
Load More Replies... Kathrin Pukowsky 2 years ago
"Genetics ARE an exact science, they just work in far more comlicated ways than most people imagine." Saying the same thing by using this wholesome photo and accusing the mother of cheating and calling her names... I didn't laugh at that, it's too mean-spirited.
#69
Kind Kidney Donators
Two_rolling_black_eyes 2 years ago
This is pretty common. In fact, there are websites where people "trade" kidneys because they don't match their own relative. I'm A positive and you are B positive(inherited from mom) and both are dad's are the other one. I'll donate my kidney to your dad and you give a kidney to mine.
Ba-Na-Na 2 years ago
That’s actually really lovely. This information made my day!
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Tiny Dancer 2 years ago
This one hits a little close today, but in a good way. Lost my guy yesterday, which was truly awful, but two people got his kidneys this afternoon, so he went out a hero. Just felt like sharing. Sign those donor cards, folks, and make sure your family honours them.
Kelley Baltierra 2 years ago
It's funny how no one is tuning into the fact that these girls' kidneys will probably fail in the people they donated them to
#70
Mans Had A Real Holup Moment
Dubnaught 2 years ago
Not judging. But naked pictures are, by definition, pornography. I understand there are naked paintings and I'm not saying those are porn. But I sincerely doubt many people are using only fans pictures to display above their mantle piece..
martin734 2 years ago
Not really, pornography is intended to create or stimulate sexual arousal, quite different from nude art. When I was at university I posed nude for a friend doing a photography degree who was doing their end of year exhibition. Although I was fully nude and nothing was hidden, it certainly wasn't pornographic.
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#71
Those Men Were Awf- Wait What?
Kathrin Pukowsky 2 years ago
Just in case you are like me and have never owned, thought of owning, or even looked up electric cars, but were too afraid to ask here because everybody's acting like it's obvious: Electric cars don't need oil. The oil in old style engines is needed to keep the cylinders moving smoothly. There are no cylinders in electric cars. Please don't feel dumb for not knowing that, as I mentioned, the difference had never crossed my mind.
Hey Kat 2 years ago
Thank you! Thought that might be the reason but didn't want to ask lol
Load More Replies... Two_rolling_black_eyes 2 years ago
Didn't even offer to change the headlight fluid or refresh the undercoating.
Philly Bobcat 2 years ago
And the blinker fluid and replace the tires' winter air with summer air etc.
Load More Replies... BetterBitterButter 2 years ago
That's why you need bluetooth to talk to the other tesla drivers!
#72
I Dun Wun It
#73
Anytime Bro
Kathrin Pukowsky 2 years ago
I wish. Probably more of a breeding ground for a new STD.
Load More Replies... Luna Crow 2 years ago
Sigh.. the irony is, this could actually be a healthy relationship if Kayla and her boyfriend could communicate like that too
Kevin Humble 2 years ago
You date 2 people - then they date two people - then they date two people and soon we are all f*****g so much we don't noticethe world is ending.
#74
Astrology In A Nutshell
Kathrin Pukowsky 2 years ago
I was a bit into astrology when I was in my early 20's, but one sentence I will never forget about in one of my "Libra" books was: "If you want to end up as the victim in a murder investigation, date a Scorpio". LMFAO! Thanks for the heads-up, I guess! 🤣🤣🤣
#75
I, Too, Am Like The Eagle
#76
No Love
#77
A Bed Is A Bed
Marie BellaDonna 2 years ago (edited)
Lol wheny son was about 3 or so, he fell asleep in our room, and his dad carried him to his bed. Next morning he wakes up is amazement and tells me, "Mama! Our house is MAGICAL! I fell asleep in your room, and it took me back to mine!!" 😂❤️
#79
Holup
#80
Holup… You Mean To Tell Me You Don’t?
SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 2 years ago
It’s really unsettling to think not everyone has an internal dialogue, because I can’t tell which person would be psychotic.
Everybody Say Love! 2 years ago
I only found out a couple of years ago that some people (including my partner) have Aphantasia, the inability to create mental images in their heads. Amazing!
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A Wild Bean 2 years ago
Is there anyone here who doesn't hear their thoughts? I can both see and hear them but apparently not everyone can
Dragons Exist 2 years ago
I don't. I know them but I don't hear them like actual words
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Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
I not only narrate my thoughts, I also cast the characters, direct them, orchestrate a full soundtrack, integrate CGI, choreograph the stunts...
D. Richard 2 years ago
My question is whether everyone else narrates what they’re doing with their internal dialogue like a sportscaster or interviews themselves like they’re a celebrity on a talk show… “At what age did you realize you were so great at creating spreadsheets?” “Well, Johnny, I’ve got to tell you…”
Two_rolling_black_eyes 2 years ago
That's funny. I usually hear my SO voice in my head, usually saying "did you remember it's your day for soccer practice carpool".
#81
26 Years Of Experience
Kelley Baltierra 2 years ago
Don't talk like you know what America is like
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#82
Selfie!
Yoga Kitty 2 years ago
Quick to judge, are you? Maybe he has good reasons to be very happy about this divorce...
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Given that he clearly posted this without asking the permission of neither his ex nor the attorney, I think it's safe to say, the woman is better off without this d*ck.
Yet Another Thomas Moore 2 years ago
Reminder: as long as there is no expectation of privacy you don't need permission to take a photo of someone
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Vermontah 2 years ago
probably going to be deported Some guys marry foreign women and don't let them get citizenship so that she has to "behave"
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Well We All Screwed
K W 2 years ago
It's true that all genders do but men are 9 to 10x more likely than women to watch porn daily and overall about 2 to 3x more likely to be watching porn in general. Of course rates vary based on age and how regular use is defined but the the tl/dr is porn is definitely consumed at much higher rates by men and in general it's something most men do.
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SCP Panda [REDACTED] 2 years ago
Listen, I just wanted to know the lyrics, I didn't SING them-
CrunChewy McSandybutt 2 years ago
I use incognito mode just to avoid targeted ads for six months when I look up random things.
PSimms 2 years ago
Maybe I'm stupid, but someone's going to have to explain to me what the joke here is. Is it suggesting that all men use tracking devices?
Izzy Curer 2 years ago (edited)
It's suggesting that all men use incognito mode to look at certain websites that they don't want anybody else to know about.
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Lynne Hammar 2 years ago
I always thought "incognito mode" would be a great way to catch gullible criminals ...
Jordi Sharpe 2 years ago
I'm guessing Incognito mode is being used by many people interested in finding a safe place for an abortion butlive in hostile environments.
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago
I hope the guy analyzing my data is a Furry, otherwise I feel sorry for the poor fella
Flying Bacon 2 years ago
lmao dude chill they weren't talking to you. Please elaborate 🤣
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What do you think ?
LeeBreezy 2 years ago
bruh, can we stop talking about humans??? i get it, we suck! i dont need to be reminded every day
LeeBreezy 2 years ago
bruh, can we stop talking about humans??? i get it, we suck! i dont need to be reminded every day
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