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Life is unpredictable, and things are not always what they seem. Sometimes, you’re reading a seemingly innocent post on social media, and suddenly you encounter a shocking twist that has you saying, “Hold up… What?” If you live for those surprising moments, we’ve got the perfect list for you, pandas. 

Below, we’ve gathered some of our favorite posts from the “Hol’Up, wait a min” subreddit that might make you do a double take. Prepare to be saying, “I did not see that coming”, and be sure to upvote all of your favorite posts. Otherwise, Bored Panda might spontaneously combust... Hold up!

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When I was in university, I had an acting teacher who drilled into us the importance of “Dukes of Hazzard Turns”. I know all of you pandas out there might not get the reference (don’t worry, I didn’t either at first), so I’ll explain what he meant by that. In the 80s sitcom The Dukes of Hazzard, there were many reckless driving scenes where the characters would take abrupt, sharp turns, so anyone watching could have never anticipated where the driver was heading. What my acting teacher wanted to see from us with “Dukes of Hazzard Turns” was sharp contrasts in our characters.

It’s exciting to watch people quickly change their tactics in pursuing their objectives; audiences eat it right up. So I can’t help but think of that acting professor when viewing the photos from the “Hol’up” subreddit. All of these posts definitely have “Dukes of Hazzard Turns” within them. Some of them are surprisingly wholesome, while others get dark very fast. But as readers, we love these sudden plot twists, and we can’t get enough of them.   

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It’s no secret that audiences love plot twists. We see them in films like Get Out, Gone Girl, Parasite, Scream and countless other classics. But what is it about these sudden turns that we can’t get enough of? According to Vera Tobin, a researcher at Case Western Reserve University, movies “exploit our natural tendency to anticipate what’s coming next.” So it can be extremely exciting when our expectations are proven wrong by a shocking plot twist and extremely disappointing when we somehow stumble upon a spoiler.

Tobin explains that we all want to have some idea of what we’re getting ourselves into when we read a book or watch a film, so we’re interested in knowing the genre. But the “curse of knowledge” comes into play when we’re worried about something being spoiled. “You only have one opportunity to learn something for the first time,” Tobin writes. “Once you’ve learned it, that knowledge affects what you notice, what you anticipate – and even the limits of your imagination.”

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What Predates On Tigers?!

What Predates On Tigers?!

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I googled it, elephants and bears can sometimes be a threat to tigers

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Koalas And Humans Has Almost Similar Fingerprints

Koalas And Humans Has Almost Similar Fingerprints

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Drug busts at unsanctioned raves. When a koala gets Chlamydia, they can't just go to the family vet because the wife will see the copay on the credit card bill and ask what's wrong.

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Tobin goes on to explain that plot twists can also do a great job of pulling everything together in a story. “A major part of the pleasure of plot twists, too, comes not from the shock of surprise, but from looking back at the early bits of the narrative in light of the twist,” she notes. “The most satisfying surprises get their power from giving us a fresh, better way of making sense of the material that came before. This is another opportunity for stories to turn the curse of knowledge to their advantage. Once we know the answer to a puzzle, its clues can seem more transparent than they really were. When we revisit early parts of the story in light of that knowledge, well-constructed clues take on new, satisfying significance.”

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The Coffee Is Free

The Coffee Is Free

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like my men like I like my coffee—sliding off the roof of my car as I drive away🙂

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Easy Ways To Kill A Husband?

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But the joy of being surprised doesn’t only come from plot twists in films and books. As this list makes very clear, we can have “Hol’up” moments in our daily lives at any moment, and our brains still love them, even when they’re not scripted. “It’s a strong neuro alert that tells us that something is important about this moment and we have to pay attention,” Tania Luna, the co-author of Surprise: Embrace the Unpredictable and Engineer the Unexpected, told The Takeaway, explaining the “surprise sequence”. “Our cognitive resources are basically hijacked and pulled into the moment. That’s one of the things that’s really uncomfortable for some people, but also exciting for some people because your attention is completely in the moment.”

And if you’re a person who considers a surprise party to be your worst nightmare, Luna says that it’s possible to become more open to the idea over time. “I think about surprise in two perspectives: Embracing it and engineering it,” she told The Takeaway. “You have to train your brain to be more comfortable accepting surprise, and by that I also mean surprise readiness—being comfortable with uncertainty, ambiguity and change. Especially these days, that’s an incredibly important skill.”

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Even though she’s an expert on surprise now, Luna admits that she wasn’t always a fan. “I hated being surprised—I loved surprising others, but I hated being surprised myself,” she told The Takeaway. “[I hated] the feeling of loss of control and the feeling of vulnerability. As a kid, I had experienced a lot of change and my coping mechanism was to say, ‘I’m in charge. I control everything. Nobody controls me and I can control the world around me.’ I was protecting myself from negative surprises. But what I’ve learned is that I was also keeping out joy, wonder, and emotional intensity.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember asking a question about this to the priest when I was in catechism. It didn't go well. I was put into an empty room to "pray and ask for forgiveness". I came out of that room an atheist. I was 11.

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Giles McArdell
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Asked my R.E. teacher at school this one and he said God made it okay for Eve to breed with her own Kids so it wasn't incest and also made it so the babies didn't turn out Mutated. Asked "when did God change his mind on that?" and he said "it's in the Bible" which I'm pretty sure it isn't - true story :D

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Mason Kronol
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My racist MIL said something racist so I (an atheist) asked her why she doesn't love all people since we are all related to Adam and Eve according to the Bible, I thought her head was going to explode. She never spoke about religion with me again.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the implication is that Adam lived to be 900+ years old (think about THAT all you need) so he and Eve probably had hundreds of kids. Only three of which were named in their relatively short section of the book of genesis. Either way, lots of glorious incest going on.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone once said to me (when I brought it up), "just because they were the first, doesn't mean they were the only ones God made." I thought it was a good point.

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Leeza Martinez
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was in HS in the early 80's and asked my Rabbi this, his answer was they had daughters the bible doesn't talk about. The fact that they did have daughters that the bible doesn't talk about doesn't make this less weird... trust me on that

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Tom Hardeveld
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

they had daugters and the Bible DOES actually talk about it (it says they had sons and daughters) so hopefully that makes it better

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Adam and Eve didn't just have three sons. "The days of Adam after he fathered Seth were 800 years; and he had other sons and daughters. Thus all the days that Adam lived were 930 years, and he died." -Genesis 5:4-5

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Iblowsheep_V3.2
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

uh yeah but they all still came from the same first source, so what's your point?

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Iblowsheep_V3.2
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well, this actually would explain a lot..... if it were not complete bullsh!t.

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RedCorvette
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I told my very religious bible thumper aunt that according to the Bible we are all a product of incest. She went to my Mom and told on me. LMAO

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Pieter LeGrande
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Presumably some mum/son stuff and dad/daughter stuff. After that a lot of brother/sister stuff. After a while there's uncle's and aunts as well.

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Vermontah
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What about Lilith? She refused to submit to Adam and was thrown out/fled the Paradise for her independence. Bible stories are like Aesop's Fables with punitive damage.

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Raccoon Queen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THE GIRL WHO GIVES CONTEXT HAS ARRIVED. It’s confirmed that the sons had other wives whom were not Eve, because Adam and Eve are a, say it with me, METAPHOR, like 98 percent of the Bible.

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VonBlade
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"and why are tax-exempt instutions allowed to control womens bodies and go to war?" "Because metaphors".

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah…when I was little and was first told about that that’s exactly what I was thinking. Temple was a little awkward after that when talking about the beginning of the torah.

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Andy Frobig
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Folks, folks! Where did Cain and Abel's wives come from? Hoboken?

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Makenzie McNeal
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but one of their sons was sent away and he found a wife elsewhere so technically we didn't all come from them.

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J R
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah, you're thinking of Isaac; Abraham's son. Adam and Eve did have multiple sons and daughters, so presumably...

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Jennifer Norton
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Back when I was a Christian this bothered me on so many levels.... along with a whole host of other things driving me out of that cult...um, religion for good!!!

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shado
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

as a kid I kept getting hung up on the idea of how the sloths and kangaroos crawled and hopped - both ways I might add - getting to the Middle East to see Noah

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually read Genesis. OK, the first siblings must've... ok... let's not read too much about that... but plainly Cain, Able and Seth weren't the only humans; Genesis quite plainly mentioned Cain going off to live among other peoples. Genesis also said Adam and Eve lived for hundreds of years, so Cain and these others could have been many generations removed.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only if you're a protestant. Catholics believe in evolution.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would this be downvoted? It's true. The Roman Catholic church has conceded that evolution is true, but maintain it was started by their god. Too many protestants in the USA hold onto the complete truth of the bible: their god created the universe, the earth is 6000 to 10000 years old, about 4000 yeras ago there was a world wide flood only survived by 8 people who repopulated the world in about two hundred years, and more.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sunday School Teacher: So, Cain went to live in the land of Nod, to the East of Eden, and he knew his wife. Six-year-old me, waving hand in the air: Excuse me! Where did the wife come from?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So you are saying that you don’t buy into it because it would mean Eve‘s sons impregnated her. The same guys banging their sister to sire the human race would make it fine? Just checking

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Sergio Bicerra
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I asked this to my 3rd grade religion teacher, and he invented a sister. Didn't make it any better.

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Lesley Zed
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They had daughters too but like the rest of history the girls got written out. Not sure why men are so intimidated by women, but there you go, 😎

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let’s not forget that the population was again reduced to a single family during the 40-day/night flood and all that…

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shado
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so you are saying unlike the water, the incestuous banging did not dry up after the flood?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did everyone forget about Noah and the flood? Adam was his ancestor. However according to the biblical story, Noah is the most recent common ancestor….

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Noah story? The story of Gilgamesh is the same story but earlier (2700 bc) If you don't have your own heros steal one

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agam and Eve were created first. Doesn't mean others were not created after.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was just one of dozens of questions I had growing up that where never answered. lol

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lilith saw the writing on the wall and got out while the getting was good lol

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was never a family tree then, it was just one big wreath.

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Lady Caterry
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s some mother lovin nonsense right there…. Oh wait 😅

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Christians believe in immaculate conception, so there's that too.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny, but it wouldn't change much if they'd had a daughter...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

According to Scripture, Adam and Eve at first had three sons Cain, Abel and Seth. Later they had two other sons and two daughters, giving a total of seven children. That doesn't make it better.

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J R
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So they actually had many sons and daughters, but only Seth, Cain, and Abel are named. Still gross. Still incest, but different type.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And several daughters, the bible only mentions the first 3 sons names. Genesis 5:4 "And the days of Adam after he begot Seth were eight hundred years, and he begot sons and daughters." so there were many kids. Remember Cain and Able were the first 2, Seth was the 3rd son, and then none of the other children are named. Still incest, but they had more than just 3 sons

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm Catholic, but I'm also not Bible-blind. For a book that was handed down through word of mouth for generations before it was finally written down, I take it for the lessons that it teaches, just like reading Aesop's Fables. Some stories handed down may be true, but some had to be exaggerated.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean teeechnically, according to Rabbinic tradition, and especially "The Alphabet of Ben-Sira", there was also Adam's first wife, Lilith, who was made from the same clay as Adam (Genesis, 1:27) but banished (or in some versions runs away herself) from the Garden of Eden for being too independent and not obeying him, at which point God made Eve out of Adam's rib in order to be subservient (Genesis 2:22)... Meanwhile Lilith is turned into a demon by God and according to Medieval Christian tradition she is Queen of Hell, a child-killing witch (she gets blamed for what we now know as SIDS, "Sudden Infant Death Syndrome") as well as the incarnation of lust, causing men to be led astray.

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Sheri Muntean
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, and they married girls from the town down the roaaaaaaaaad..... Wait....

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David Beaulieu
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And that is one of the more realistic aspects of that particular book of fiction.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder why eve was feeling rebellious/annoyed enough to eat the apple

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think, the people who actually believe that are good examples that it MIGHT actually be true.

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Katie Bear
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, its proven the bible that we are all spawn of motherf***ers.

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Hannah McCoy
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WHAT THEY JUST DIDNT MENTION THE DAUGHTERS ITS FACT IN ALL THE GENEOLOGIES OF THE BIBLE THERES NO WOMEN BROS TAKIN THIS SOO OUT OF CONTEXT

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Gloria J Williams
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Adam and Eve lived in the garden with their sons and everyone else lived in Nod.

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve thought about this for, many years. One of the reasons I’m an atheist

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Robert McClellan
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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Correct me if I am wrong but didn't God destroy the world by a flood and the only people to survive was Noah and his family?

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, according to the bible, we are all "one big family"... SO ALL PEOPLE DESCEND FROM THESE TWO. Well great! Then there really is only one race after all 🤗 not different ones, as some (mainly white) like to point out. It's also quite irritating in this context, that most of these people also call themselves "good christians"... because "they know their bible"🤔🤣😂

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Janice Scott
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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Genesis 5:4 "And after Seth was born, Adam lived 800 years and had other sons and daughters." It helps to read the whole story.

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Chris Shelton
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder how long the boys stop doing themselves, before realizing dad can’t produce, so decided to do eve?… dang I still can’t make it make sense.

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Hugh Walter
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is wrong, I don't think anything is said of the third son, while Cain went to the land of Nod and begat the rest of us from the locals, who seem to have had nothing to do with God and to have been there all along, living their best lives? Because the bible is a fairy-story!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they only mentioned the sons as Eve just 'pandora's boxed' her gender?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you need to make fun of what God created then Others will be smiling when you're in a different place later.

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Mickie Shea
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think they were relating the Jewish story as the bible does mention that others did exist. If not we have a problem.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Bible states that Adam and Eve had other sons and daughters. Yes, brothers and sisters married until God forbade it. Inbreeding wasn't a problem that close to creation. They lived for many hundreds of years, and Adam was 930 when he died. I feel for Eve, imagine how many children she gave birth to.

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Donna Hunchak
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha! I got asked not to return to Sunday school for asking about this LOL!!!

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Luuta
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I knew that LGBTQ people were with us from Day One! Accept them, they had a place in the Garden of Eden, too! What'ya talking about? Incest? Get real! Pfft!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(Disclaimer: this does not reflect any thoughts of any kind about any one. It's just a joke. Just thought I'd make this clear in case someone decides 2+3 makes 18)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And when one of the sons went off to the land of Nod and found a wife. Homo Erectus?

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Sharon Vaughn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After Cain slew Abel, Cain was sent away to find a wife. If Adam and Eve were the first, where did Cain's wife come from; where did he go to find her?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was angels as well as adam and eve ,the sons went with angels

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J R
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, actually they had many sons and daughters; the Bible says that but only names Cain, Abel, and Seth. So, obviously the incest thing is still true, just a different type.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

FYI, there were several daughters and I think several more sons too. We just only hear about the two main ones. And I don’t know much about biology, but I’m pretty sure the health problems from incest occur after many generations of severe inbreeding, where whatever gene problems the first parents had just get multiplied constantly.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep! And still puzzling over why paintings depict them with a navel?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you check out the extra apocrypha with the books of Adam you get a whole better story of basically what happened after they got booted from Eden. Pretty much Adam got stroppy about how life was hard now (Eve got on with things) and kept chucking himself off cliffs and stuff. God would bring him back Groundhog Day style telling him like "no dude you don't get to get out of it like that this is consequences". Satan kept getting in Adam and Eve's ears on and off, angels would randomly show up to chat, and then they had 2 sets of twins (boys and girls) that were to marry each other. It is wild

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MandiMay
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I had to guess and I do have to, I would say the bible says that Adam and Eve were the first God made, but not the only.

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Cassandra McTaggart
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And Cain killed Abel, so only two were available for breeding. That said Cain's response to being marked as a murderer is 'other men will kill me'. If they were the only people who are these other men? His father and yet unborn (or very young) little brother? Did he misgender mum and sisters? Or perhaps after figuring out the prototype with Adam and Eve, God made a bunch more and just didn't feel the need to tell us about it. NOTE: There's also the school of thought that Adam was supposed to be immortal and a companion for God, but he needed someone like himself, therefore God made Eve. Both would have been immortal and not needed to reproduce if they hadn't sinned. Once they sinned they couldn't stay in the place where they would never age and die, so they needed to have children. Once they would reproduce and die, there needed to be other people for them to interact with.

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SkyMark
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Adam and Eve are the first humans we know of. When Cain ran away, he went and found a wife and founded cities.

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Patrick Linnen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then there was the Flood, which reduced the population down to Noah, his wife, his three sons and their families. And the sons with their families all moved to three different countries. Bonus point in that the US South has used this story to give a religious reason for slavery.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's because either Ham or Japeth saw his father drunk and naked and went and told his brothers rather than keeping it to himself. So as punishment for disrespecting Daddy, blabbermouth was curse to be a poor manual labourer, thus a slave. Then there's good old Abraham, whose wife having him rape her maidservant because she couldn't have kids led to all of the bad blood between Israel and Palestine. And then his grandsons are the reason that Jews and Muslims hate each other. Christian fundamentalists are fun.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, this question was asked on a few occasions in catechism class, but the nuns shut that right down.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember bringing this up in Sunday School but no one could give me a good answer.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I knew that's what it says; why have I only now realised how ridiculous it is? (I'm not a believer but even fairy tales tend to make sense!)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah I've thought about that from time to time. Imagine the family dinners: "well Billy this is your mother, but she's also your grandmother and get this, your cousin is actually your half brother."👍

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, so the Holy Bible is calling us all the spawn of m***********s?

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Lil Miss Hobbit
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The important question, though. If Evolution is true, we all kinda came from the same place too, right? Apes don't only mate from different families.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Evolution is true. There are mountains of evidence for evolution. The great apes and humans share a common (extinct) ancestor. We humans are apes too.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So Adam and Eve are part of of the Peacock family (X-Files episode s4e2 “home”)

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone probably already knows this, but the reason drummers were included in battalions was for morale, coordination on the battlefield, and signaling to soldiers when to reload and fire, which you might think sounds ridiculous, but back then armies worked in line formations, and muskets were slow-firing weapons, so to maximize firing, one line would open fire while the back line reloads, then the front line would kneel to reload giving the back line chance to fire, and repeat.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah grammar! This reminds me of the book on punctuation called “Eats, Shoots & Leaves”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm 90% sure that the answer is no it will not incriminate her and that it has something to do with needing the root of the hair to still be attached, but I can't quite remember.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is actually sad and true for a lot of those guys and girls

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But that would mean actually going into a walmart, and I wouldn't want people to see me in a walmart.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was a scene in Degrassi (next class I think) where the innocent new girl is introduced to the trans kid. He says he is trans and se thinks it means transient aka homeless. She ends up dating him though.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Buzz and I think standing on the moon is overrated. Just thought we'd let you know, Michael.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Downvote me if you will, but Mike Tyson is a woman beating rapist and I find nothing funny about him. However, the comeback on this post is epic!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In case anyone's wondering, Donnerstag = Thursday; Mittwoch = Wednesday; Sonntag = Sunday; Dienstag = Tuesday. Correct answer is C.

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