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When you look at the works of the great masters like Rembrandt, Botticelli, Rubens, Holbein and a bunch of others, it seems like the reality portrayed there couldn’t be further from today.
Things like rabbit hunting, an afternoon tea in a busy salon, rocking full armor in historical combat, and pottery wheel throwing are now replaced by UberEats, Meta-connecting with friends (Facebook, what are you up to now?), treating yourself with a fancy avocado toast on a so-called healthy evening, and even fancier margaritas on the indulgent nights.
But creative people on the Reddit community ‘Tripping Through Time’ have found a way to make these classical paintings not just relevant, but basically translate them into the language of our times. How? By making memes!
So scroll down through the hilarious list of memes that transgress time and give us some universal and lasting things to cringe at! Psst! After you’re done, check out more art history memes here and here, and don’t be greedy, share the link with that friend who drinks their tea from a cup with Mona Lisa.
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#1
The Nemean Housecat
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
They're too busy trying to find inoffensive things to censor.
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Kirsten Kerkhof 4 years ago
Or alternatively: Hercules trying to get his cat to open its mouth after it ate something completely inedible.
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
Related subject: Laocoon regretting the day he gave his sons those pet snakes
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#2
Stomach Rolls Are Awesome
Donkey boi 4 years ago
Another unrealistic beauty standard! How are we supposed to get out heads that shape!
Jess Thompson 4 years ago
If you don’t have folds that happen in your body, you don’t have skin.
#3
Confession
Dimaz Sembodo 3 years ago
Daddy: "Since you've been a naughty girl, Daddy is gonna spank you for your sin"
Mary Hobbs 4 years ago
the class correcting the homophobic teacher who glazed past all the gay stuff in history:
#4
Scientific Theory
Rikke Visby Wickberg 4 years ago
Talk about dozing off, what apples? 😂 (Gen 3:6. When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, )
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Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
This is true, but many refuse to believe it; they forsake one for the other or vice versa.
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Cybele Spanjaard 4 years ago (edited)
Hahahhaahah sounds more realistic than apples being forbidden I( maybe unripe ones?) and trees and sex driven serpents or one was made from another's rib.. absurd theory..
#5
So So Hard
Luke Oakridge 4 years ago
I think the point is that there are a lot of women who don't tell their boyfriends or husbands what's wrong and then get angry when he doesn't guess it.
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Luke Oakridge 4 years ago
Some women don't tell men what's wrong and then get angry when he doesn't guess. That's the problem.
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Karis Ravenhill 4 years ago
When I first got married to my husband, at mealtimes everytime I answered "whatever you're in the mood for dear" to make him happy. Later he would get frustrated with me "You need to tell me where YOU want to go". Ok, I'd start telling exactly what I wanted when I wanted it and how I wanted it, no mystery, full instructions and every specification outlined. Suddenly he's complaining "ugh, you have so many requirements and preferences, I can't be bothered to learn all this, we're just having Chinese tonight because that's what I'm in the mood for". Men are just as bloomin' difficult, and EVERY man i've ever been around, romantically or not, NEVER makes his actual thoughts known and expects every woman to read his mind. It's a two-way damn street. USE YOUR WORDS, USE YOUR WORDS.
Luke Oakridge 4 years ago
What you should have done was say "Here's an example of a good restaurant to go to. Do you like that or would you like a different one?" There is a medium ground between telling him nothing vs always choosing yourself.
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Claire De la Lune 4 years ago
Where do you want to go for dinner? "I dont know, you pick" Are you okay? "Im fine" What do you want for Valentines day? "Nothing"
Evil Little Thing 4 years ago
And other ways the woman in your life tells you she wants you to think for yourself and stop relying on her for every little thing.
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#6
Damn, I Hate It When This Happens
Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
Even the cat is giving the artist, the death stare!
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Giles McArdell 4 years ago
"See, I told you wearing a napkin on my head would get his attention"
Helen Haley 4 years ago
I can't remember what the dish is called, but there is some dish that you eat with a napkin on your head to hide your face because it is ridiculous. It is a song bird drowned in alcohol then cooked somehow. I don't remember the specifics, I just remember thinking 'what ahole came up with this?'
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Call Me Mars 4 years ago
I love this painting! There is just so much weirdness I laugh anytime I see it!
Daniela Rossetti 4 years ago
About the gal with the "napkin" : this shows a dinner in a Roman "trattoria" (a popular and low cost restaurant), the "napkin" was a very popular Roman hairstyle in 19 century. https://images.app.goo.gl/YytXEKnV68boAZnu5
Felipe Jourdan 4 years ago
someone tell her you're meant to put the napkin on your lap and not on your head
#7
Medieval Artists Never Saw A Cat
Manndy Fisher 4 years ago
Is it just me or the "cat" in lower left looks like holding a rat-gun?
OffKeySinger 4 years ago (edited)
The lower right kitty reminds of me of the Jesus painting (Ecce homo) that got touched up by an amateur artist. Or this is the first picture of that grumpy cat type
Sue Sanders 4 years ago
Uh, no. The artist doesn't know what a cat looks like. Leave it at that.
#8
Zzzzzzzzz
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
Furthermore, I'm not "a pouty bitch who doesn't own a comb", I'm "a pre-Raphaelite diva"
Gerard Neaux 4 years ago (edited)
My wife doesn't comb. She has long hair, very slightly wavy. She says it's as tangled 10 mins after combing as pre-combing so there's no point. She just tosses it from shoulder to shoulder.
Load More Replies... Glirpy 4 years ago
Sleeping Beauty was also drugged… by a woman. Then creepily kissed by a man while she was still sleeping.
ravina nimje 4 years ago
She might be really depressed, but no one cared as she was beautiful and that's what mattered to them.
Sue Sanders 4 years ago
Gotcha. I look like a deformed death-warmed-over when I'm sound asleep.
Cybele Spanjaard 4 years ago (edited)
Yep, different strokes for different eras.. (like the witches debacle in the olden days!). Love this painting by the way.
Callie Dryer 4 years ago
Or just called freaking lazy when it’s been 1000 degrees for 10days straight
#9
Picky Little S**ts, Ain’t They?
Vic 4 years ago
I would like to try almond milk, but I can't seem to find almond udders..
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Grant Kerr 3 years ago
correct, but asking women for their breast is somehow rude, but taking it from animals is ok? Weird.
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Miranda Mott 4 years ago
Actually, he gave those animals the ability to feed their young. So. I don't think he cares if WE actually milk them, or not.
Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 4 years ago
I'm fine if you dont drink animal milk, you do you but dont force your pets to be vegan, its cruelty, which is what you're trying to stop in the first place. Just thought I should mention it, although dont take me as anti-vegan, I will support vegans, just don't force your pets
Ashley Lynne 4 years ago
The irony is that milk is for the offspring of whatever animal... Only young animals need milk.... I do drink cows milk but honestly its not for people. It's weird lol
Lylah Mcfadden 2 years ago
omg that's so perfect. i wonder if the painter could see into the future or if he painted this as what jesus looked like when someone didn't understand his stories.
#10
It Do Be Like That
Robert T 4 years ago
Seriously, people are going to look back on this and think that in 2021 we had a plague of black rectangles!
Marco Conti 4 years ago (edited)
Come on! Nipple censure? On classical paintings? What is this? 1955? Especially since with the right browser search I can probably get credits for a gynecological or urology internship.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
You don't even have to search anything rude! Once i looked up "Green fictional characters", and next thing? Scalie porn!
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Ivana Watson 4 years ago
Seriously? Putting a black square over a nipple on a beautiful classic painting? Have we all gone mad?
Ray Martin 4 years ago
Bored Panda, stop censoring classical art! Nipples are not obscene, and people do not need to be protected from them! Stop appropriating the work of others and then censoring it! In fact, stop censoring things entirely! Is that enough exclamation marks to get your attention, you fücking idiots?!
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago (edited)
And while you're at it, stop cutting down the lists! It's inconvenient, you bunch of twats!
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Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 4 years ago (edited)
People are gonna think we had back rectangles back then, we arent 5 year old giggly kids who still laugh at potty humor, we can handle this
Yeah, you heard 4 years ago
Thank goodness BP has blocked off that nipple. Would have been just awful if there were rude pictures on the internet.
#11
Please Leave
#12
Please Like And Subscribe
Marco Conti 4 years ago
It was actually a jar, not a box. Mythologists are still trying to figure out how it became a "box". Bonus trivia: Pandora was the first woman and Prometheus sister in law.
Sue Sanders 4 years ago
Pandora, you're a satanic piece of sh*t. Keep the box sealed, for the love of . . . okay I give up.
#13
The Good Old Days
Paul Davis 4 years ago
To be fair, you don't have to wish to go back to that Exact Moment in time...
#14
The Other Side Is For The Cameraman
Bee / she/her 4 years ago
This was actually common during their time. This is why you don't put your elbows on the table--it can fall over.
Kai David 4 years ago
They did not use tables at that time period. Roman and Greek life was emulated, so they ate while reclined on the floor.
Lylah Mcfadden 2 years ago
im confused. that math doesn't add up...oh wait yes it does. 13x2. my bad
#15
I Feel This
Luis Hernandez Dauajare 4 years ago
Perfect execution I would say...as the painting actually depicts the victims of a firing squad...
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Karely Guerrero 4 years ago
When you and your cousins get caught smoking weed at a family party
#16
Gotta Get Creative With All That S**t
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
So much going on here, but my favourite is the giant ladybird writing with a quill pen
8Yorkies-and-57cats 4 years ago
It's "Master of his Own Reality" by Mike Davis
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Michael Fuhry 4 years ago
Masonry trowel. Now that's actually useful. The truncheon and the scorpion, not so much.
#17
Thanks I'm Cured
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago (edited)
Talking to a coffin : "Well, just don't be dead." It only worked with Jesus, though.
Nonexistant Shoelace 4 years ago
Yeah but I don't think anyone talked to him.
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Axolotl King 4 years ago
Alternate caption: The Gay leaving me when someone tells me it's a sin
littlesaresare 4 years ago
My psychologist told me to "just don't think about it." Flawless advice. Cured my PTSD right up!
Karis Ravenhill 4 years ago
Me with lifelong suicidal anxiety and depression. My boss: "y'know, I just CHOOSE to be happy, so should you". Thanks, i'll try to remember that next time I have my fuc***g gun to my head and I'm desperately trying to think of a reason to keep breathing. Please be careful with how cold your words can be to those who suffer from severe depression. For some of us who have never known love, and only known suffering, life is a long, lonely, painful experience where the promise of death is our only comfort. Don't crap all over that, please.
Eppe 4 years ago
Responses like that one from your boss make me quite furious. Ignorant assh*les. Do you say the same thing to someone with cancer? Hey, I just CHOOSE not to have cancer.
Load More Replies... Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
I love my friends, really, but if I tell you that "I've been wishing to make it all go away..." then generally "don't do that, Jesus loves you!" ain't quite the right answer. I know that. I know full well that God is with me, and all that stuff. I'd have to be impossibly stubborn to not believe that after what I've been through. But if I am seeking *your* support, then that is what I want. Thank goodness I had (and have) a support group I've founded to help depressed and suicidal humans like me and several other friends. (Note: I'm fine now. I've gotten better, that was the "what I've been through" part. I managed to get through it. But it is a hard battle that one cannot survive through fighting within yourself against the devil. There are those who are willing to help you, and they will.)
Xan Maranya 3 years ago
"I just blew it away." ... Actually, there is something to conscious breathing,
#18
Oh No!
#19
The Baggy Look
Luke Oakridge 4 years ago
I don't think people would joke if it was a man hitting his wife.
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Luke Oakridge 4 years ago
People wouldn't joke if it were a man hitting a woman.
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He should fight back. People shouldn't excuse domestic violence.
Load More Replies... Vicky Z 4 years ago
And he is lucky he didn't get that stick in the ass like in the other painting
Luke Oakridge 4 years ago
Would you say that if it was a man hitting a woman?
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Sue Sanders 4 years ago
So then they have some pretty stylish clothes. Salvation Army rampage!!
Luke Oakridge 4 years ago
No one should be resigned to domestic violence.
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Take That, Peons
SykesDaMan 4 years ago
"... Or what you thought was a mistake, but in fact it was the right thing and stopping it was wrong!" ... Seen it happen!
Nazda Pokmov 4 years ago
I say old chap.....are you still in the throws of trying to quit your nasty habit whatever it is?
Sue Sanders 4 years ago
Well, even at my ripe old age, and given Mark's financial status, I still wouldn't want to wake up next to him.
SAVE THE CHINCHILLAS!!! 4 years ago
Ok I'm probably going to get downvotes for this but I honestly have no idea what an intellectual is....please help me out here
#21
100% Off
M O'Connell 4 years ago
I know what you meant, but for all practical purposes, 50% off will do ;)
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Memes are made by poor people for poor people. They are the key to wealth equality.
#22
Grammar
Jane Pearl 4 years ago
If he doesn't know how to use there, their and they're, is he really the one?
Darkiriscat 3 years ago
I do not know what's so hard about. But then, im half dutch, soooo....
Sue Sanders 4 years ago
Hey, people, it's not a horribly difficult lesson to learn. And now we move on to its and it's.
#23
What A Charmer
Vicky Z 4 years ago
So it was basically "create a mess with your words darling"
Load More Replies... Ray Martin 4 years ago
Funny, but I'm certain this isn't classical art. It's almost certainly the cover of a cheesy "romance" paperback.
Cybele Spanjaard 4 years ago
Who cares, it is a cheesy illustration that sells books with a 'certain kind of literary expertise'..
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Nazda Pokmov 4 years ago
Is it possible you could whip me up a nice shirt? I'm a tad cold standing out here all nakey and everything.
#24
Figaro - Magnifico
François Carré 4 years ago
He's just a poor boy from a poor family though. Spare him his life from this monstrosity, please.
Sue Sanders 4 years ago
You just need a bit more education and experience Galileo. It's all okay. Usually.
Eric Forster 4 years ago (edited)
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy, Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low...
#25
The Moment Of Regret
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
When you realise that the hat that looked so flattering in the shop just doesn't look the same when you get it home
Vicky Z 4 years ago
When you realise you have to change the laws again so you will be able to stay president of Russia for the next 50 years too
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Fiorella Barcelli 3 years ago (edited)
When you try to invade your neighbor, but they actually fight you back with everything they've got
Susan Williams 4 years ago
When you finally understand the stupidity of shaving off your eyebrows and eyelashes.
#26
He Had A Type
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
Brilliant, although Mary Tudor, Edward VI and Elizabeth I might beg to differ
SCamp 4 years ago
Geez, in all seriousness, it’s quite amazing how they look like real people with personalities when they’re smiling
Luke Oakridge 4 years ago
That's because they marry for alliances rather than for beauty.
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Luke Oakridge 4 years ago
I'm curious how history would have changed had England remained Catholic.
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#27
The Truth Comes Out
Scott crawford 4 years ago
Yes, that's the joke...explaining it actually makes it LESS funny
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Sarah Fitzpatrick 3 years ago
I found another picture of this from another angle, so it's legitimate. To make it even funnier, I took a screenshot of both photos and did a Google lens search. Both times the search results brought up Michael Jackson. 🤣
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#28
Sorry About The Assumption
Lucas Angerer 3 years ago
That’s wrong it’s supposed to be badum chaaaaaaa
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#29
Back In My Day
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
"...and some people died a horrible death rather than follow a few simple rules!" (Cue eye-rolling and giggling by grandkids)
Ozymandias73 4 years ago
You don't like that brand of toilet paper? Let me tell you a story....
Two_rolling_black_eyes 4 years ago
I'm more afraid it'll be the other way around. You complain about 2020 but I have travel through the sand worm tunnels because your generation blew up the moon trying to kill the homicidal hummingbirds infected with incurable syphilis.
Cybele Spanjaard 4 years ago
He lives he actually is alive, despite the same old same old stories
#30
Any They Never Saw Her Again
Josurf 3 years ago
That's why they banned it: after absinthe came absence.
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Sarah Nunns 4 years ago
Just the look on my face 5 hours after my husband saying "we'll just pop in for a swift pint then go home for lunch". I'm glad that doesn't happen any more.
Susan Williams 4 years ago (edited)
This actually happened when she was a young girl in school and decided to go home during recess.
Cybele Spanjaard 4 years ago
"I wonder what he is thinking where I am now?" A very poignant painting
#31
Every Single Time
Lisa Douglas 4 years ago
I have a pin on my purse that says "never judge a book by it's movie". So true.
Jess Thompson 4 years ago
I always go in watching the movie as a separate project so I don’t compare them.
Katchen 4 years ago
I like your approach. I now prefer to see movies before I read the book so the movie is less disappointing. But then the book plot can be spoiled, so your idea of regarding them as entirely separate is better.
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Paul Davis 4 years ago
It is foolish for people to expect movies to fit the book in exactly. They are entirely different mediums, and the best a movie can present is a short story version. Look at what happened when David Lynch stupidly tried to fit the entire first Dune novel into a single movie. It was just ludicrous.
Rage of Aquarius 4 years ago
But you can at least give it shot. Have the director be a fan of the book, like Luc Besson was with Valerian. My dream is to make filmic adaptations that are tributive, not sacreligious.
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Ronualdo 4 years ago
I watched the films before reading the book so i could have two separate opinions. I review the movie purely based on how it was done without the prejudice of having it based on a book. When i watched Percy Jackson, i thought the movie was great and exciting. Then i read the book 3 years later and rewatch the film for comparison. And i must say, i still like the movie, but the book was so much better.
similarly 4 years ago
Lol, so true. So many 3 Musketeers movies are all action and adventure and "Save the King!!!" The book was "The king gave some diamonds to the queen, who gave them to her lover, and now the king has been tricked into demanding the queen wear the diamonds to an event. Please retrieve the diamonds so that the queen's isn't embarrassed by the revelation of her indiscretion and infidelity."
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The Greatest Time...of All Time
Markus Holstein 4 years ago
Wait, that's her boob? I thought she was holding a bottle or something
#33
Dad Jokes
#34
I Have The High Ground!
Susan Wymer Minton 4 years ago
Well, is it "grammar mistake" or "grammatical" mistake? Hmmm....
Delilah Vazquez 3 years ago (edited)
the guy in the backrounds the one that got burnt-i will leave now-
Sue Sanders 4 years ago
Yeah! You SOB piece of illiterate garbage! How dare you say the constitution is wrong!
Leah Helbig 4 years ago
I wouldn't really call that leverage if your losing the fight on a topic you don't win by picking out petty crap like that. That is called being a sore loser
#35
Word Problems
DKS 001 4 years ago
she invited all her girlfriends over for the cucumber pajama party
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Nikki Sevven 4 years ago
If I were you, Desmond, I'd be more worried about Raoul and his 23 watermelons.
Susan Williams 4 years ago
I always buy 56 cucumbers. It's buying just the one that is super embarrassing.
ravina nimje 4 years ago
To make Korean Cucumber Kimchi. Definitely worth spending money on 56 cucumbers.
Sue Sanders 4 years ago
Sally still believes it's none of your business, Desmond. And she hates your name.
#36
Pondering Infinite Possibilities
Lorali Srygley 4 years ago
I do something similar but instead it's me trying to figure out if it was a joke, compliment or insult.......or warrior cat rp ideas
Sue Sanders 4 years ago
Never, ever let go of the past. Every second, every breath has meaning.
Rannveig Ess 4 years ago
Me, wondering if that was the cat knocking something over in the other room or if someone is breaking in and going to slaughter me, like in the movies. But I'm comfortable, so am trying to decide if I care or not and ought to get up and go look, regardless
Cybele Spanjaard 4 years ago
" ..and if Georgina put the cat out or I have to get up and do it?"
#37
How About No
Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
And every day I thank God for placing me in a family where nobody is forced or expected to have kids if they don't want to. My older brother has no intention of being a parent or getting married, but my parents know full well that I do. So all the advice and such falls to me. It's nice. But as my brother and I are the only ones of anywhere near marriageable age, they don't talk about it with, say, our 9 younger siblings.
#38
The Everyday Struggle
Luke Oakridge 4 years ago
Then she should explain it to him rather than just saying "K".
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A man needs to divorce any woman who is like that.
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Dill 4 years ago
I thought it meant the abbreviated 'K from 'OK' as in 'it really isn't okay but you have to work out why because I'm cross with you'. I'm probably wrong.
Load More Replies... P.A.B. 4 years ago (edited)
The look on her face, tho…you should sleep with one eye open, bruh.
Luke Oakridge 4 years ago
I don't think people would joke about a husband killing his wife.
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fin the frog 4 years ago
obsessed with the fact the artist painted lil portraits into their own painting
#39
We Don't Do Science Here
Glirpy 4 years ago
Why did they throw a random guy out the window? He’s not dressed the same as the science guy.
Don't read my username 4 years ago
Here's a random fact: They would kill cats and dogs because they thought they had the plague but it was the rats that had it.
#40
Listening To The Floor Creak Ominously
RandomHumanBean 4 years ago
my brother said that my sister ran her arm into his fist once lol ;)
Load More Replies... Ozymandias73 4 years ago
Shhh shhh shh, don't say anything. I'll let you be 1P on the video game!
Rage of Aquarius 4 years ago
My mum to my brother: "Honey, when did you have three nosebleeds in one day?" Me: "When I punched him in the nose three times..."
#41
Lucky Day
Just.a.ravenclaw.witch 4 years ago
they look like little fancy dapper wittle middle-schoolers.
Demon Girl 3 years ago
she's got several personalites, or she's lesbian and has several girls with personalites
#42
Infinity Crisis
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
When you're in deep mourning but still need to relax with a racy novel
Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
"And then he slid his hand up, invading her personal space as he attempted to give her a piece of his mind...and something else. He pushed closer to her, leaning in to whisper in her ear..." *puts the book down dramatically* "Henry did that too!" *heavy sobbing*
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Esmé Comfort 4 years ago
I told my husband: the key part of "mid-life crisis" is mid-life! A beginning and an end.
#43
I Agree 100%
Otter 4 years ago
That which does not kill you might make you stronger, or it might leave you maimed.
#44
I'd Just Pretend To Be Busy All The Time
Teacher's Resources 3 years ago
Unfortunately, I won’t be able to make it because I don’t want to.
#45
Relatable
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Your item costs $1,50. Shipping costs are $50. Order for $2498.50 more to get free shipping. Order now!!!
Kona Pake 4 years ago
True. $9.99 for product and $59 for two day delivery.
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Glynna Bowood 4 years ago
When I try to buy stuff in the UK and then see the shipping cost to the US.
Cybele Spanjaard 4 years ago
Try shipping to Australia.. sometimes more than the item..especially if from US Amazon . They do now sell here but only selected items.
Load More Replies... Susan Williams 4 years ago
I have lost count of the times I've set up an order and cancelled it at the last minute. The thrill of the order is all I wanted.
MiddleEarth 4 years ago
There may be a day when shipping fees are my least concern when shopping, but it is not this day!
#46
Got You Right Where I Want You
Susan Williams 4 years ago
When you really are sick and someone tells you that you look great.
#47
There's Always Next Year
Xan Maranya 3 years ago (edited)
There is a time and a season for everything. A time for getting s**t together and a time for losing it.
Cybele Spanjaard 4 years ago
James B or Arnold S watching for the foe whilst the prettifying sexy girl gets dressed to kill.....
#48
Life-Bro Tips
Kona Pake 4 years ago
That’s why there’s a poop can at both ends of every aisle in the warehouse.
Fluffy Griffin 2 years ago
When I was in retail, I used to offload trucks in the waaaay back. The time clock was in the front, by the bathrooms. I used to wait until break time, use the bathroom, then punch break. Boss had a meeting complaining about employees doing this. But honestly... company would lose so much more time if we left mid shift to use the facilities and then come back to work and then go back to the clock to go on break. I feel like they didn't think their complaint through.
Sue Sanders 4 years ago
The foolish man waits until he has bowl impaction and a several thousand dollar medical bill.
#49
Richard In Accounting Approves Of This Meme
Sue Sanders 4 years ago
Excel can drive me to an early death. I hate numbers, no matter how automatic they are.
#50
Intelligence
#51
Words To Live By
#52
Damn, That's Crazy
Danielle Wigger 4 years ago
'Please stay away from me, Karen. You have already told me a countless number of times how the covid shot is bad and how masks are weird.So just... stay away.'
Fluffy Griffin 2 years ago
I was having a garage sale and this happened to me. Customer just starts telling me about growing up and how her mother loved her sister more.... and then I was thinking to myself, this sounds really familiar. And I remembered this random encounter a month before at the grocery store where this same exact lady started telling me the same super detailed depressing story.
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
This is why I ALWAYS take a book with me if I'm likely to be alone at a bus stop or train station for any length of time. These people are attracted to me like iron filings to a magnet
#53
Looking At You George R R Martin
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
You think "I hope he is dead, that's the only acceptable excuse!" Then you do your research, and find out he is dead indeed, and you feel like a jerk.
Khavrinen 4 years ago
My user-name comes from book #1 in a four-book series; it came out in 1979. Still waiting on book #4 in the series....
Kenny Kulbiski 4 years ago
Taught me a lesson. Never ever read a book that's got volume one in the title until you check to see there's an ending.
#54
Cranky Af
Yaz Cam 4 years ago (edited)
And you may tell yourself - this is not my beautiful wife
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#55
It Be Like That
Miss Cellania 4 years ago
Speaking as an old person, you have to let your mom do what she needs to do because her hearing and eyesight aren't what they used to be. The notifications, however... you'd be doing her a favor to delete them all.
Begone Fool 4 years ago
Missed by one; all notifications are off because they stress her (and by her, I mean me) the f** out.
#56
So This Is How It All Started
Marco Conti 4 years ago
Funny how they are both Jewish but only one follows the stereotype and the other one looks like a hippie from Sweden.
Mosheh Wolf 4 years ago
Judas is whispering "I know that the REAL Jesus is there under that blond wig and plastic surgery".
#57
Pathetic!
Donna Leske 4 years ago
Yes, always on the carpet (or bed), never on the vinyl flooring. Oh, and smiling "I'll have more for you tomorrow!"
Charles Bosse 4 years ago
Depends on the dog and whether they like the magical brown treats the cat leaves...
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Holy Shot
Downunderdude 4 years ago
I don't f*****g care if you blessed it. Tequila has to have salt and a slice of lemon. How many times do I have to tell you?
Nathan Pogorzala 4 years ago
take this, and drink from it, for this is the cup of my piss, the piss of the new and everlasting covenant.
#59
Source: Trust Me Bro
Jackie Turnquist 4 years ago
Come on, let's go for a test drive! I'll get fired if I don't make a sale today!
#60
Don’t Move
Candy Hanson 4 years ago
Do the creep...get your knees flexing and your arms T-Rexing and do the creep
#61
Crossfit Do Be Hitting
#62
Feeling The Flow
#63
That's Rough, Buddy
Kelsie Crevison 4 years ago
no it did not ( end well for Sokka) I think Yue would have fun with it but wait would that mean Sokka is cheating on Yue with Suki?!?!?!
#64
Thanks, I Hate It
Daniel Marsh 4 years ago
I do not think you know the meaning of that word. Somehow, it obviously was conceived.
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#65
They Did It First
Jonny Man 4 years ago
Back in the day if you wanted to share what you had for breakfast, you had to paint it yourself, then get it shown in a public art gallery and send each of your friends invitations by messenger, which might or might not make it to them due to plague, war, literal highway robbery, and the messenger just plain getting lost and/or drunk.
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Yes, but it was just to train their painting skills, and to decorate walls, not to... well... erm... uh... I don't even know why people do it nowadays.
Daniel Marsh 4 years ago
No, they did consider food to be a fine subject for their art.
Load More Replies... Victor Botha 4 years ago
At least it looked beautiful, not like some of the abortions that are offered up as "food" on social media nowadays.
#66
Hell Yeah
#67
The Best Boy
Juds Conne 4 years ago
You're totally a good boy, but take the treats anyway because you're a good boy. Treats for everyone.
Palo Sulek 4 years ago
I would be more concerned about my reflection in the mirror isnt really my face
Clark Meldrum 4 years ago
Something they would ask themselves if they could recognize their own reflection.
#68
It Do Be Like That
Nonexistant Shoelace 4 years ago (edited)
I actually get up at 6:35 somehow. I charge ten bucks an hour to teach you how.
Pezor Zass 4 years ago
you couldn't pay me to let you teach me how to get up early, thanks ;)
Load More Replies... Kelsie Crevison 4 years ago
I wake up at 5:30 all you need is an old alarm clock⏰ they are really loud and obnoxious
#69
Sneks!
Scarlett 4 years ago (edited)
Land of noodle bois! (It could be worse, you might get the Huntsman Spider Committee showing up in your house)
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Brendan Hills 4 years ago
Actual footage of a family arriving in Australia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Enz95QEFuI
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
You might be lucky and get the Koala and Quokka Welcoming Committee
#70
Add The Yellow/Orange Filter, Here We Go Belly Dancin Our Way To Destruction
#71
It Do Be Like That
SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 4 years ago
…but you still feel like everything does. Which is why you’re antisocial in the first place.
#72
The Beginnings Of Reddit
#73
Just Girl Talk
#74
Nah..i Think I'll Pass
#75
Big Brain
ThEboRedEsTpANdA 4 years ago
Maybe that's what the red queen did in Alice In Wonderland (live-action version), only she kept it on the top of her head instead...
#77
Not What I Expected
M O'Connell 4 years ago
Never mind melons, what's up with the differing proportions of her arms? It looks like her right arm is a stuffed replica.
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#78
Derpy Demon Hound
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Which could become quite painful when you're not watering the lawn with a hose.
#79
I Need Answers!
Daria Z 4 years ago
I have a question: Is there an edible variety of cookie dough or do people eat the actual baking dough instead?
Linda Conaghan 4 years ago
It's pretty much the same as baking dough, the flour needs to be heated in the oven, to kill any bacteria, and don't add eggs. You can google recipes.
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BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
One of my friends ate a 32 ounce container of cookie dough that was made to be baked into cookies. I don't know how he didn't die.
#80
Sneaky
#81
It's Me, I'm The Friend
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
The woman on the right is St Lucy, martyred by having a sword thrust through her neck. A later legend claimed that her eyes were gouged out, so she is often painted carrying her eyes on a dish. Torture porn is nothing new
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#82
Royal Treatment
J. F. 4 years ago
If somebody asks for help with Excel, the only correct answer is "I don't know how to use it"
Victoria Kimball 4 years ago
I love helping people with Excel stuff. They think I'm magic l.
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#83
When Your Horoscope Says You'll Finally Find Love When You're 40
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
St George will bring you a dead dragon. Cats will only bring you dead mice
Kate Johnson 4 years ago
There's an outside cat that hangs around our property, and he brought me a pileated woodpecker in the middle of the night, around 2am. He's very fond of us, and is forever bringing his meals here.
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In A Time Before Selfies
#85
Hmmmm
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
I don't need coffee... But I sleep 10 hours a night and already have anxiety, so maby I should give it a try.
#86
Please Sir
#87
Due In 5 Hours
Kelsie Crevison 4 years ago
Due in two minutes, This is good I still have time *relaxes* wait what It's late!!!
#88
Stabbed In The Crotch
#89
Wholesome
#90
I'm The Guy On The Right
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
I suspect the young lady is about five seconds away from a technicolour yawn
#91
Youtubers Thumbnails These Days
Nonexistant Shoelace 4 years ago
Yep. Yep yep yepperson. Yeah, totes, and a thousand times yea. Yes, and furthermore, yes.
#92
So Anyways This One Time In Third Grade
#93
When In Doubt, Toss A Coin
#94
Cringe As Far As The Eye Can See
Logic and Reason 4 years ago
People born in 2009 will be teenagers pretty soon.
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Really Makes You Think
MiriPanda 4 years ago
"We do not need a vaccine, the Spanish flu went away on its own, too" - well yes, after killing 50 or so million people, literally starving itself off victims, but hey...
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Guillaume Arcand 4 years ago
Gee, let's hope 2 or 3 things were learned in science since 1798!
#96
True Story
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
If they really were lazy they would have postponed the self care day.
#98
He Can't Get It Up
#99
Laughs In Bolshevik
#100
Vibe Check
Marco Conti 4 years ago
One case where acupuncture was actually effective
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Indubitably
#102
The Best Invention
#103
Just End Me
SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 4 years ago (edited)
This is my 16 y/o daughter. They forgot the *stomps away and slams door* scene from a painting!
#104
There Is No Doubt Now
#105
I Use The Ceiling Light To See If There Is Money In The Envelope
#106
It Do Be Like That
#107
Aughaughaugh
#108
Meirl
Kate Johnson 4 years ago
Really. He's got that look when you give up on trying to be polite and just stare.
Load More Replies... Helen Haley 4 years ago
This must be from the time period when it was believed that the earth was covered in a large crystal sphere and beyond that was heaven.
#109
Job Interview
#110
It’s The Circle Of Life
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Coming through, One baby, coming through. Don't kill the person holding the baby!!!
#111
Wasted $300
#112
A True Gentleman
M O'Connell 4 years ago
In fisticuffs between a city boy and a farm girl, my money goes on the farm girl.
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#114
At Least He Got The Front Half - No Poop To Pick Up
Nonexistant Shoelace 4 years ago
Trying to figure out if he cut half off or the rest of the dog is in the bush...
#115
I'm In This Picture
Nonexistant Shoelace 4 years ago
Is this picture a mirror for anyone else or is it just my iPad?
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Can't say I did. I just felt sorry for another person missing out on a chance to get to know my divine body.
#116
That's My Jam!
Pezor Zass 4 years ago
hey, i add songs to my big playlist all the time! they're usually old songs, true, but new to me!
#118
Once You Pop
#119
Introvert Intensifies
Ozymandias73 4 years ago
I said head of LETTUCE! Ugh, nevermind, I'll eat it. Have any Worcestershire?
#120
Sooo Done With It
#121
Worcestershire
#122
Everytime
#123
Those Were The Days
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
They just say it because they wrongly assume they are expected to say it.
#124
Grandpa Please Not This Again
Riley Streeter 4 years ago
I'm even more concerned that the child is trying to smash that rabbit with a hammer
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Tom Harper 4 years ago
This is probably only the *only* Erik Thor Sandberg image that could be put on this site without heavy censorship. Artist is tripping balls.
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
You can tell that the Great Beardini has had just about enough of his ungrateful and possibly psychotic grandsons
#125
Happens Every Time
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
All the time. And none of the guests takes a snack because they are on a diet but you can't have one because there's not enough to go round.
#126
How High Is He?
M O'Connell 4 years ago
Apparently the robe used to be extremely heavy and they're lifting it up so the priest can get his hands out.
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Ahh...the Power Of Cheese
that one Harry Potter girl 4 years ago
Take the “moz” of Mozart and the “arella” of Cinderella and combine them and you get mozzarella
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#129
Hate It When This Happens
#131
Remote
SeaJaySea 1 year ago
I'm sorry I hate to be that guy but *won't *what's *serious *what's
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Perspective
#133
Must Be A Rich People Thing
Marco Conti 4 years ago
I hated that part when I was waiting tables. Like the guy really knows what the rando bottle of cheap italian wine is supposed to taste like 10 seconds after uncorking it.
#134
It Can't Get Worse Than That, Can It
Unnamed Hooman 4 years ago
Covering a negative comment, don’t bother to see what it is, it might make you mad :) Have a nice day!
Ty Stratton-Quirk 4 years ago
But it will make it more difficult to think about the others.
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Damsel In Distress
#136
I'm Going To Be More Productive And Start Eating Healthy: Also Me
M O'Connell 4 years ago
Because I found this one confusing: It is the work of Italian comic book artist Milo Manara.
Marco Conti 4 years ago
It lacks that "renaissance" flavor and complex play of light. Also the stockings and her naked butt.
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#138
Woody
El muerto 4 years ago
guy on the right..."this is kind of ice...torture is better that I thought"
ThEboRedEsTpANdA 4 years ago
Again, I'm thinking of the Red Queen's interpretation of furniture... (it's just animals)
#139
Satan
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RandomHumanBean 4 years ago (edited)
the knowledge i take away from this post: people used to not know what cats or babies or surprised/tired people looked like unless they were drawing cats they saw while painting people at a table at dinner.
RandomHumanBean 4 years ago (edited)
the knowledge i take away from this post: people used to not know what cats or babies or surprised/tired people looked like unless they were drawing cats they saw while painting people at a table at dinner.
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