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Signs are an important part of our everyday lives. They tell us which exit to take when driving on the highway, help us choose which bathroom to use, inform us when businesses are open or closed and alert us to dangers, such as wet floors and dogs that may bite. 

Occasionally, however, we are lucky enough to stumble upon signs that are so poorly made, their primary goal seems to be simply entertaining us. Lucky for us, the Facebook group Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage catalogs all of these terrible signs from around the world, so below, you’ll find some of the gems group members have recently shared. Enjoy viewing these pics, and be sure to upvote the signs you can’t believe actually exist!

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    What is it about making signs that proves to be so challenging? Typically, there’s a clear message that needs to be communicated, and in theory, it’s easy to get it across. “No parking.” “No dogs allowed.” “Deer cross here.” “Out of order.” Yet for some unknown reason, sign makers across the globe seem to have trouble getting their point across often, and we thank them for their terrible service at their jobs. Because now we get to enjoy all of these hilarious signs! 

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    The Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage Facebook group has been around since February 20, 2021, and it has a simple mission statement: “This group is for bad/dumb/down right stupid signage found anywhere.” That’s all the group needs though, as it has amassed 6.3 thousand members in the past couple of years and continues to grow all the time. 214 new members have been added in the past week! So if you’re looking for a place to find comically bad signs, we highly recommend joining. And even if you’re not very active on Facebook, you can enjoy some of the best finds from the page right here!

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    Mike Y
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, you're being a real d**k about it anyway.

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    We’re big fans of Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage here at Bored Panda, so this isn’t our first time covering the group. And the last time we featured this hilarious community, we were lucky enough to get in touch with Jerome Davis, one of the group's administrators. Jerome was kind enough to have a chat with us and explain how the page began in the first place. 

    “UUUs got started, honestly, after another group got a little too pushy and was kicking people out for silly reasons, and sometimes for no reason at all,” he shared.

    And when it comes to why group members love these silly signs so much, Jerome says, “Many just think it’s funny to see how laziness and carelessness becomes immortalized in signage!”

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    Jerome also provided some insight into what the Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage community is like. “We’re a friendly group managed by a handful of friends,” he previously told Bored Panda. “We don’t do the hateful stuff and try hard not to ‘ban hammer’ if we can help it. Most are fairly active with membership from across the globe.”

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    David Wambold
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also do not pet the spiked dogs (they might be porcupines).

    Jan Dunn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And steer clear of the danger noodles.

    S. L. W.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't pet the fluffy cows 🦬

    Shawn NowayJose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love skunks. They give plenty of warning. There little stomping display is cute, even if it's how they basically tell you to #@!$ off.

    Jenna Logan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Henceforth I will be calling skunks fart squirrels

    Jane W.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are some people inclined to pet fart squirrels?

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch out for the guinea pigs with tails, too!

    Dan St John
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have used a "pet at your own risk" sign.

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    We also asked Jerome if he had any personal favorite UUU signs. “Stupid road signs and shop signs are hands down the best!” he shared. And finally, the administrator noted that he’s always on the lookout for new signs to share with the group as well. “All the time!" he says. "It’s a challenge to find new ones.” Something tells me this article will inspire others to start keeping their eyes peeled for hilarious signs as well.

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    Betsy Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it does boast it's the Winners Assembly and yes, it is in Texas.

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    #15

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    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skip school and we will suspend you for 3 days. That'll learn ya.

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    In a previous Bored Panda article, we were lucky enough to get in touch with CEO of the South Carolina-based company The Sign Chef, Tim Harrelson. Tim, the Sign Chef himself, was kind enough to have a chat with us about why great signage is so important. “Between the physical world and the online world, the competition for attention is at an all time high,” he shared. “Simultaneously, attention spans seem to be at an all time low. Our senses are constantly being bombarded! Moving forward, organizations need to be strategic in how the content is displayed on their signs.”

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    Betsy Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The huge chain of markets in Southern California advertises such items as yogurt $1.50 or on special two for $3.00.

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    The Sign Chef also explained his company’s process for designing the best signs. “Most graphic designers start with the size of the sign - then the lettering & graphics are added. Think backwards," Tim explained. "A more strategic approach can be taken by having the design reverse engineered for maximum impact. This design strategy starts with the viewing distance. How far away does your target audience need to be able to read the sign?”

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    “Once the distance is measured, a Letter Sizing Calculator can be used to scientifically determine the very best letter sizes,” Tim continued. “As an example, what is the best letter size if the viewing distance is 110 feet? When you type 110 feet into the calculator, you’ll instantly see 22 inches is recommended for maximum impact - easy.”

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    #24

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    Danish Dynomummy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really want to know what the vegan option of hand jobs is?

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    Tim also shared about some of the most amazing signs him and his team have had the pleasure of creating. “We recently created the World’s Largest Dibond Sign Display for Mahopac High School in New York,” he shared with pride. In his email to me, Tim attached a photo of the impressive sign that looks easily over 15 feet tall, featuring the school’s logo of a massive M with an arrow across it. He also shared a beautiful retro, flashing neon sign to go on Route 66 advertising Eufloria dispensary in Oklahoma. 

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    Are you feeling inspired to be on the lookout for all of the poorly made signs you can find around you now, pandas? I’m sure if you keep your eyes peeled, you’re certain to stumble on some terrible spelling or questionable messages. We hope you’re enjoying these pics, and please remember to keep upvoting all of your favorites! Then, if you’re interested in checking out Bored Panda’s last article featuring this hilarious Facebook group dedicated to useless, unsuccessful and/or unpopular signage, you can find it right here!

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    #31

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The phrase "have you found Jesus" takes on a whole new meaning.

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    #34

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    David Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only there had been some indication close by of how to spell "clearance"...

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    #38

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    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's vin diesel know it gonna be a whole family of chickens

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    #39

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    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is the unfortunate person who gets to enforce this? Same guy who checks to see if you are wearing underwear?

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    #45

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, it's 5 dollars to milk 2 people? Men or women? Jeebus

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    #46

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear drugs, I want to say this to you... sliders!

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    #47

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is "dressing up coconuts" like "build a bear?"

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    #48

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't have enough letters for "proctologists"

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    #50

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    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a sign for people that see no issues here move along

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    #52

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Let's hope this sign prevents a repeat of last Thursday's incident."

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    #59

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Before you were born, your mom and I paid your parking fees here...."

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    Russell Rieckenberg
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the New York Post December 20, 2017. So what the hell is it? Is there really a granny standing by with a gallon of the good stuff? In truth, the fliers are an elaborate prank done by artist and comedian Alan Wagner. And the 26-year-old is shocked at how much traction it’s gotten. “They have been up for a week and the site [has] half-a-million hits already which is way more than we anticipated,” Wagner tells The Post. The Michigan native — whose day job is directing and editing at a video conglomerate — staged the disturbing scene inside his Los Angeles garage with the help of his college pal, Sydney Marquez. “I really like the image I came up with. This old woman bathing men, and it’s ambiguous what anyone is getting out of it. Nobody seems to be enjoying it, [and] yet they are partaking in it.”

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    Betsy Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs&pp=ygUTd2hhdCdzIGEgbWF0dGVyIHlvdQ%3D%3D

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    #73

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    Lizard Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently they ran out of watermelon signs and boxes

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    #86

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    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a cannibal restaurant that serves willing victims

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    #90

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I can't wash my hands, does that mean I don't have to go back to work?

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    #94

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is aimed not at legitimate paying customers but people just wandering in off the street

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