“Shut Up And Take My Money”: 40 Of The Newest “Odditymall” Finds To Empty Your Pockets

I can imagine someone cruising down the street, doing a double take and possibly wrecking their vehicle.

That's so kind.

I WANT CHICKENS SO I CAN GET THEM THIS

The dogs randomly charge about the board when they get the zoomies. The cats don't move unless they feel like it. The cats always win because they always get their way.

My dad has that on his car

I need one with an expanding belly cavity too

I want to see the eskimo roll on that thing.

As a person who knows nothing of gardening, I have to ask: won't the plants drown if the rain pour heavily for a while?

Bro Probably like only 2 people own it

Every house should have one of this

This reminds me of running man.

Yes!!! I once lied down in a hammock next to a river and found my butt covered with mosquito bites afterwards. They stung me right through the hammock. Hadn't applied the repellent to my butt :-D

It seems he really is a wanker.

I need this for my bunny even though he have already some tents he never use.

Forbidden defibrillator

I would never get out. Well, except for food and biological functions.

I respect the bees but no

No. There be monsters.

yes.

And it can be yours for one meeellion dollars

A nice idea, I just wish it wasn’t in plastic.

It just looks like there's a glowing blue condom on the spigot in that bottom left pic.

WHY DID HE CUT THE PIZZA LIKE THAT

Lol

And mine.

Do they have one for outside that says don't come in?

Cool but I don't think it works for plants that are supposed to grow upwards.

Made one myself from a large glass bowl from an old glass airfryer, my guppies love it.

Where I live these would be 500k starter homes. They do look really cool though I wonder about the lack of insulation.

Those are cute, especially the little guy with the hose

gimmee

i cant trust myself, ill just probably end up eating it one day

But that's "A Nightmare on Elm Street..."

For the real hentai lovers

No no no! Never put a book down like this -- it'll wreck the spine. (Plus, it's disrespectful.)

I get the idea, but I don't like the syringe there 😖

Won't water get in where the power cord goes out?

Yeah, boss. I worked 60+ hrs last week.

No, not for me. No.

En-suite for a micro house.

Let's not make it easier for my chickens to stand in their food and scratch it all onto the ground.

And paw at your food with the murder mittens

when you're done, your 3-day trip is gone and need to pack it again.

I probably will be downvoted, but I use cutlery when a burger is too crowded with things and is difficult to eat with bare hands.

Yes want one of these. But the water bill will probably go way up.

Ok - what's unusual or hilarious about this? I've had similar ones for ages. Far easier to harvest and it keeps the plants alive

Rub some bacon on it.

...a c**k strap?

We got to try these at work, those were by Siemens it looks cool & futuristic, but is only dor people that don't have to get up for hours because getting in/out is a process of its own

-30c for the rest of the world

this is for furry-curious people, who aren't quite ready to switch.

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For fans of Blur’s fifth album. Especially the first track.

Omg where is it?

That's regularly used, not unusual at all.

I feel sorry for whom ever has to clean these things

Haha, knowing me I would hit the wrong button during an appointment with a client.. fall back, knock myself unconscious on the cabinet behind me and possibly send the client flying with my feet.. wonder if it counts toward workers comp..

I need to get $500000 so I can afford this. All I need to do now is get rich parents...

Upvote for the caption. Flip flobsters made my giggle like a little girl

that would honestly just make me feel really bad about myself :((

Cool starting point but can we replace the oil fryer with an air fryer, simple glass lid? Less clean up too and the surrounding food doesn't get covered in splatter...your dog can stick its tongue in it.

The fire department says no